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Hey, kid.
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My name is Axel.
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Okay.
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Hey, Axel, FYI,
all the fun happens
on the trip down.
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I don't go down my slide until
Nanny Agatha sanitizes it.
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Your slide?
You can't own the slide.
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Slides belong to the people!
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Go away or I'll call my nanny.
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Oh, you wanna play
the nanny card?
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Jessie!
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Okay, what's the damage
on a scale of hugs
to hospital?
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This kid Axel is
hogging the slide.
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Oh, well, I'm sure
he'll move if
we ask him nicely.
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Hi, sweetie,
would you please...
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Shut your piehole.
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(GASPS)
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Okay, let's go find his nanny.
We need a brat whisperer.
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Oh!
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Hi. We're looking
for Axel's nanny.
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Yes?
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BOTH: Ugh!
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Yikes!
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I am Axel's nanny, Agatha.
And who might you be?
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Uh, I am Zuri's
nanny, Jessie.
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I'm also a little creeped out
by her human footrest.
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I want to go
on the slide!
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But it seems your kid
thinks it's a library.
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So, if you wouldn't mind
just asking him to share?
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(ALL GASP)
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Clearly, you've not been
here at this time of day,
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so you're forgiven for
not knowing the rules.
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From 1:00 to 5:00,
this is my park.
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And in my park,
Axel doesn't share.
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I'm pretty sure you
don't own Central Park.
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For her sake, I hope
she doesn't own a mirror.
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And for the mirror's sake.
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Nanny Agatha,
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this stupid girl tried
to use my slide
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and made me lose
my place in my book!
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Spoiler alert!
The little engine can.
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Very well, I've tried
to be reasonable,
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but you've forced me
to be harsh.
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Get out of my park!
These two are shunned!
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(SCOFFS) Shunned?
You've gotta be kidding.
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And they're not kidding.
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
the ground're shaking
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey, Jessie
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* Hey, Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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You ready, big guy?
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No!
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Dang it! Another
7-10 split.
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And I should split you
like an overripe mango!
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Oh, Kipling loves it.
Look at the smile on his face.
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That is not a smile.
of humiliation.ce
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(SCREAMING)
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I curse you and your offspring
for a thousand generations!
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Well, on behalf of me
and my offspring...
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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
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You dare to
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) me?
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Whoa!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Ow! I can't believe
you nurpled me!
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You taught me
well, brother.
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Now the nurple-ee has
become the nurple-er!
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Hey! Enough with
the nurple nonsense!
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I'm sick of you two fighting,
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so from now on, you're gonna
handle your problems my way.
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By eating
our feelings?
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By screaming into
the dumbwaiter?
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By weeping in
the hall closet?
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Okay, clearly
I need to rethink
my coping mechanisms.
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What I meant was
I'm going to teach you
two how to wrestle.
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In the meantime,
you might want to
ice down that nurple.
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I'm sure Agatha and Axel
will be happy to share
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once they try my famous
shun-me-not smackerdoodles.
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What those two need
is a good smackerdoodle
upside the head.
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Can't we just go to
the 96th Street playground?
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I can't walk 20 blocks
in these heels.
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Although they do make
my calves look fantastic.
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Meh.
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Just go have fun.
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Oh, and what do we
say if Axel tries
to push you around?
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"Boy, my pinkeye
is sure feeling
contagious today."
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Good girl.
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Psst! Yo. Over here!
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You got guts
coming back here.
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And under a shun.
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Um, who are you?
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And why are you crouching
behind a mushroom?
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Get down!
Agatha sees everything!
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I'm Fiona. I'm a nanny.
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You are?
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Hey, musicians need
childcare, too.
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Huh. Hey, so what's so scary
about Agatha anyways?
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I mean, besides
that snaggletooth.
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She's got this blog,
Toddler Tattler.
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Whenever someone
tries to stand up to her,
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she uploads pictures
that make them
look like bad nannies.
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AGATHA: Fiona!
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Gotta go. I've already
said too much.
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Just stay out
of Agatha's way.
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Ow! Jessie!
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What's going on?
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I tried to use the slide,
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but Axel pulled me down!
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Then he said he'd make
Millie the Mermaid into
a spicy tuna roll!
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(SNEEZING DELIBERATELY)
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(SCREAMS) Cooties!
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You again!
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Oh, Axel, angel,
you look flushed.
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Do you need juice?
Juice!
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Hey, Axel, you, uh,
you want a smackerdoodle?
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No! I only eat organic,
flourless, carob cookies.
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That means nanny's
trying to poison me!
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I thought you'd have
more brains than to show up
at my park again.
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(IMITATING AGATHA'S ACCENT)
And I thought only men
had moustaches,
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so I guess we were
both wrong.
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Wow, that accent is fun.
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I'm giving you
one last chance.
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Trust me, you do not
want to see my bad side.
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I thought we were
looking at it.
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Oh!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey. Turn that frown
upside down. We won.
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I don't know.
Something doesn't
feel right.
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It's probably all the sand
on your tutu. Come on.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Okay, now you go hide.
I'll count to 10.
One, two...
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Jessie, Axel threw his stupid
organic gum in my hair!
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What a punk!
Here... Oh.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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(YELLING)
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Viva El Luke! Ha-ha!
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You look ridiculous.
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Well, at least I don't look
like The Great Pumpkin.
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And I'm gonna scoop you out
and roast your seeds!
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(SCREAMS)
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(CHUCKLES)
That actually tickled.
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(CHUCKLES) Now go change.
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Your opponent would never
embarrass himself this way.
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Luke, I am ready
to throw down.
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You will need that mask
to hide your shame.
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You know, those arm floaties
really take the bite
out of your trash talk.
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Says the guy who got his cape
from Ashley's House of Linens.
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Okay, okay,
listen up.
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You two are going
to learn how to settle
your differences like men.
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Short, ridiculous-looking men.
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First, training drills.
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That's what helped me
to become state champ.
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Bertram, time has
not been kind to you.
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Moving on.
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Let's work on
speed skills.
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These are called
Foot Fires.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know, this is less
wrestling and more
Riverdancing.
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I agree.
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Maybe if you put
on some music,
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we could have
a dance-off to the death.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, one of the other
nannies told me that
Agatha has this blog,
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Toddler Tattler,
where she posts
pictures of bad nannies.
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Oh, I bet a few of
my exes are on there.
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Let's check it out.
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Oh, no.
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JESSIE: Oh, my gosh!
That's me.
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It looks like
I'm spanking you!
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Your mother's going
to think I'm spanking you!
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Don't worry, Jessie.
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I'll have Chubby the Bear
testify that you're
a great nanny.
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And Millie the Mermaid.
Her alibis are watertight!
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Zuri, don't be ridiculous.
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Chubby and Millie
don't even like me.
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Anyway, your mom
is out of town,
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so maybe she won't
even see the photos.
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Yeah, it's not like Mom
has a team of publicists
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sending her e-mails
every time her name
is mentioned online.
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BOTH: Uh-oh.
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Okay, warm up's over.
Time for some real drills.
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Put these on.
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(BOTH GROANING)
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Come on, come on,
put them on.
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00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:47,080
Okay, Flip the Turtle
teaches you leverage.
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You two get on one side
and try to flip me over.
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00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,051
Come on, flip the turtle.
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00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,057
Wow! A free shot
at Bertram?
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I just got my second wind!
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(GRUNTING)
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Our apparently resistible
force has met
your immovable object.
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(GRUNTS)
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00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,768
Oh, he's tipping!
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00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,242
Like the leaning tower
of too much pizza!
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Whoa!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(LUKE GROANS)
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With extra cheese.
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Okay, we need
to delete any e-mails
about Agatha's blog
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from your mom's inbox
before she reads them.
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00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:29,989
Hmm, do you know
her password?
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00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,123
Uh-uh.
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Huh. Well, it's usually
something simple to remember.
219
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,726
So, what's your mom's
favorite thing?
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That's easy. Me!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Z-U-R-I. Zuri.
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Uh, it didn't work.
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00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:47,136
What! I need to have
a serious talk with Mom.
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Mommy!
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Zuri! (KISSING SOUNDS)
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Who is my favorite
little girl?
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Well, I thought it was me!
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JESSIE: Uh...
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Hey, Christina!
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
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How was your trip?
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It was great. It turns out
I'm huge in Luxembourg.
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But then again,
it is a very small country.
234
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I got an earlier flight
and I wanted to call you guys,
but my cell phone died.
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Oh, fantastic!
236
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I just mean
fantastic that you got
an early flight and all.
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Why don't you give me
your cell phone
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and I will charge that
right up for ya?
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00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,176
Oh, don't be silly.
I can charge it myself,
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00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,075
and I'll just
check e-mail
on my computer.
241
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,917
Oh, your computer
isn't working.
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00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,093
I was just about
to take it to the shop.
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And I will take this
to the shop as well.
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But this isn't broken.
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Enough with
the chitchat! Let's go!
246
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:46,999
That was weird.
247
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,536
LUKE: Hi, Mom!
248
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,270
RAVI: Hi, Mrs. Mommy!
249
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,035
Welcome home.
Dinner might be
a little late.
250
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,210
But not as weird as that.
251
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,281
It's time to take care
of Agatha once and for all.
252
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,087
Ooh, rumble!
253
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,262
Hey, nannies!
254
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,228
That's right.
We're back.
255
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,098
Speaking of backs.
256
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,200
Listen, I know you're busy
shunning and all,
but think of your kids.
257
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,844
They're miserable.
258
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,140
It's time to stand up
to Agatha.
259
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,842
What about her blog?
I need this job.
260
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,935
And you'll keep it
if we all just
stick together.
261
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:34,848
Look, we spend all day
telling our kids,
262
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:38,592
"As soon as you get to
the park, you can run and
play however you want."
263
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,988
But we're all so scared
of Agatha they never can!
264
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,122
So, it's time
to fight back.
265
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:48,927
She may have the blog
and the supercool accent,
266
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,032
but we have the numbers.
267
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,074
I, for one, am done
being afraid of Agatha!
268
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,142
What(GASPS)g on?
269
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,070
Son of a biscuit,
you're sneaky!
270
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,984
Does anyone have anything
they wish to say to me?
271
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,882
Actually, yes. We do!
Right, guys?
272
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,449
Guys?
273
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,391
Well, this is awkward.
274
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:19,262
Did you really think
they'd listen to
some nanny wannabe,
275
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,102
some faux pair?
276
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,429
Come on, Jessie,
let me at her!
277
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,874
I'm gonna knock
that tooth straight!
278
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,106
Thank you, Zuri,
but it's no use.
279
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,139
(SIGHS)
280
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,007
I think that mole
has evil powers.
281
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,146
(BOTH SHUDDER)
282
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,449
All right, Kipling.
283
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,317
If Ravi loses this thing,
you cannot eat Luke.
284
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,060
Ladies and lizard,
285
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,397
tonight, we have
an epic grudge match,
286
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:03,402
brother against brother,
in order to settle
once and for all,
287
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,266
uh, whatever it is
they were fighting
about this time.
288
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,336
Yay.
289
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,344
First, we have
that freckled fiend,
290
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,047
that thorn in my side,
291
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,079
such a rebel he only brushes
his teeth twice a week,
292
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,675
Luke the Lion!
293
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,416
Yay! That's my boy!
294
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,993
Viva El Luke.
295
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,532
Isn't he intimidating, folks?
296
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,503
Next, hailing from India
297
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:41,237
and weighing in at
a staggering 62 pounds,
298
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,384
the Mumbai marauder,
299
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,410
Ravi the Ripper!
300
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,175
Yay! That's my other boy!
301
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,187
Okay, let's get this
show on the road.
Shake hands.
302
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,461
(BOTH GROANING)
303
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:07,726
All right, on my mark,
try to pin the other one
to the mat.
304
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,337
Ready, set...
305
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,472
(BOTH GROANING)
306
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,584
Luke?
307
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,479
Yeah, Ravi?
308
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,309
What were we fighting
about again?
309
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,552
I can't remember.
310
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,115
Luke?
311
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,224
Yeah, Ravi?
312
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:34,187
I think I have drooled
a little on your shoulder.
313
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,357
It's okay. I'm about
to barf on your back.
314
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,467
Okay, break it up.
Break it up.
315
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,498
(CHUCKLES)
316
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,465
Oh, they look
so beaten-down
and exhausted.
317
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:52,348
And not arguing.
Oh! Way to go, Bertram!
318
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,382
Sweet dreams, boys.
319
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,248
(GRUNTS) I love you.
320
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,462
Ravi?
321
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,560
Yes, Luke?
322
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,602
Do you think Bertram
did this to us on purpose?
323
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,798
I am certain of it.
324
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,231
He played us like a sitar.
325
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,506
Get your own blanket.
326
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,175
Hi! Christina!
327
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:31,484
Hi! So, can I have
my computer and my phone?
328
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,248
WWhat phone?r?
329
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:39,157
While you guys were out,
I went on Luke's laptop
and checked my e-mail.
330
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,202
And someone sent me
a very interesting link
331
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,629
to a blog called
Toddler Tattler.
332
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,134
Mom, Jessie
was framed!
333
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,235
Okay, I know the pictures
look bad, but it's all fake.
334
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,841
I mean, it's real,
but I didn't do it.
335
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,542
I mean, I did it,
but it's out of context!
336
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,183
Okay, I would never hurt
a hair on Zuri's head.
337
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,112
And I watch her
every second.
338
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,878
There was just gum
inMmm-hmm!.
339
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,645
Look, this is where
I had to cut it out.
340
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,154
WOh!?
341
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,663
When did you do that?
342
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,558
Okay, maybe not
every second,
343
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,891
and I'm sure she
used safety scissors.
344
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,526
Please tell me you
used safety scissors.
345
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,602
If it helps you
sleep at night.
346
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,243
The point is
I'm a good nanny...
347
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,899
So, please, don't fire me...
IWait, what?u.
348
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,537
I trust you.
349
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,543
You've never given me
any reason not to.
350
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,505
So if you say the pictures
were taken out of context,
351
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,584
I believe you.
352
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,280
You really have
faith in me?
353
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:39,115
Of course. Plus, we have you
under 24-hour surveillance.
354
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,721
Did you know you
are a sleep-eater?
355
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,229
That explains my waking up
in a pool of gravy!
356
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,570
Now we know. (CHUCKLES)
357
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:57,339
You know, I have a history of
the paparazzi taking photos
of me out of context.
358
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,210
I mean, look!
359
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:03,709
Look at this one,
where I'm supposedly
devouring a hamburger.
360
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:07,613
I mean, everyone knows
from my line of tofurgers
that I am a vegan!
361
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,175
Mmm-hmm.
362
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,315
I was just smelling
it for a second.
363
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,585
Right, of course.
I'm always smelling
hamburgers.
364
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,225
With my mouth.
365
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,303
Not so high!
I get nosebleeds!
366
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,636
Yo, Agatha!
Let's chitchat.
367
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,342
Fiona, did you put
something in my tea?
368
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,605
I seem to be having
a hideous hallucination.
369
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,423
It ain't your tea.
It's me.
370
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,649
I'm back, and I'm going
to ask you one more time
371
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,694
to take down your bogus blog.
And then post an apology.
372
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,620
Or else!
373
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,315
Or else what?
374
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,327
See this? This is
a can of butt-kick,
375
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,600
and my mommy's
gonna open it up
376
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,658
and apply it
to you liberally!
377
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,626
What a pity that
she's not here.
378
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,498
Hello!
379
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,796
(GASPS) Yikes!
380
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,780
I know, right?
381
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,549
Christina Ross?
I'm such a fan.
382
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,779
Your line of carb-free
pet food
383
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,754
changed my little
Jabba the Cat's life!
384
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,393
I can already see more
definition in his tail.
385
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,660
What is
Christina Ross
doing here?
386
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:26,459
She's my backup,
my wingwoman, my BFF.
387
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,303
Uh, she's my boss
388
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,666
and she's here to make sure
you take down your blog.
389
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:39,339
Or else my 4,824,951
Flitter followers,
390
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,672
give or take a few,
391
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,807
are going to hear
the truth about you.
392
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:47,782
"Nanny Agatha,
unpleasant to children,
393
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,784
"to nannies,
394
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,416
"to be near..."
395
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,787
Should I continue?
I have 80 characters left.
396
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:02,634
Use them to say
"Axel still wears
super-absorbent Kidaroos."
397
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:07,301
Nanny Agatha,
do something!
398
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,444
You can't post that.
It'll ruin my career.
399
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,770
Now you know
how it feels.
400
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,744
NANNIES: Mmm-hmm!
401
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,343
(WHISPERS) Cow.
402
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,776
Oh, I'm sorry,
did you say something?
403
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,610
Did you say "hit send"?
404
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,776
No, no, no!
Uh, all right, all right!
405
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,845
I'll take down
Toddler Tattler.
406
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,594
(ALL CHEER)
407
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,518
Let's go, Axel.
408
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,727
We'll find a better
place to play.
409
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,589
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Tah-tah.
410
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,797
Okay, this accent
never gets old.
411
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,859
It's old.
412
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,497
(CHRISTINA CHUCKLES)
413
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,772
Thanks, Jessie. You rock.
414
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,802
Thanks, Christina.
415
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,836
My pleasure.
Anything for my girls.
416
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,073
Oh!
417
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,477
All right,
now let's go play.
418
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,840
Last one
to the swing set
is a doodie head!
419
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,883
Now, about your password.
420
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,645
Zuri, come push me!
421
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:02,885
I better go.
When I tire her out,
it's easier to put her to bed.
422
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,728
Okay, guys, I'm going
to teach you
423
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,799
a little wrestling move
I learned from Bertram.
424
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:13,768
Ah, this brings back
memories from
my day in the ring.
425
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,670
Too bad I sustained
this career-ending injury.
426
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,665
You guys think
you're so tough.
427
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,637
My dad raised me to be
a self-defense machine.
428
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,876
It's like I have eyes
in the back of my... Hey!
429
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,579
(LAUGHS) Whoa!
430
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:31,546
Please don't hurt me,
please. Please, please.
431
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,916
Remember this
I want the remote.
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