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I'm going back to sleep.
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You haven't even done the dishes.
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That one's done.
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Okay, looks like I'm
going out for breakfast.
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Who's with me?
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I thought you had an early audition.
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Ah! That was yesterday.
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For the role of a pathetic, struggling
actress who can't catch a break.
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That sounds supes perfect for you!
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Hmm. You would think, but the
director said I was "too real"
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and it made him "too sad."
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Hey, guys!
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(All exclaim) (Screams)
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Come here!
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Aw, I missed you.
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(Cell phone ringing)
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So sorry! So sorry! So sorry!
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Bonnie, not now, I'm home with my kids.
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No, you're meeting the
Tokyo investors in Chicago.
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Okay, sayonara.
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It's Japanese, Bonnie.
Get a translation app.
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All right, I brought presents!
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(All cheering)
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A country music CD for Emma,
a glitter gun for Zuri,
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a model crocodile for Luke,
and a basketball for Ravi!
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Guys, what do you say?
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Just what I wanted! Yay!
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You really should not
have. Not re-gifting this!
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Yes!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
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♪ Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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(Gasps)
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Mom!
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How did you get the new
Tournament of Scepters book?
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Oh, it's an advance copy.
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Your dad and I are producing
a movie of the first book!
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Wait! You are producing
Tournament of Scepters?
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Have you met the novelist,
Mr. Robert R.J. Roberts?
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Yeah, of course.
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He's directing it! He even signed the book.
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(Gasps)
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Oh, my gosh!
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He signed it in Cumykian blood!
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(Both exclaiming)
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I must read this cover to cover at once!
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Give me that! Me first!
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You, guys!
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I have another copy.
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I mean, I don't think he signed
it, but he may have sneezed on it.
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Dibs!
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Are you guys geeking out about that
"Nerdfest of Scepters" garbage again?
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It involves reading.
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Therefore, you would not understand.
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I understand that every fan of
those books is gonna die alone.
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And get eaten by their cats.
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Or a lizard.
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So, are you sure your science teacher's
okay with you doing the same project
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for the science fair that
Emma did four years ago?
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Yep, he's not big on changing things up.
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He's had the same haircut since 1985.
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(Chuckles)
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Jessie, I can help Zuri with this.
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Why don't you take a break?
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Okay. Yeah, sure.
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Oof, what to do with the free time?
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Oh, I could call my agent,
see if his phone still works.
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Mom, this is so cool!
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Are you sure you have time to help?
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Of course I do, sweetie. I'm all yours.
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So, my plan is to make each ball
a planet in the solar system.
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That's interesting,
but I'm thinking bigger.
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One word. Lasers!
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And we get people to play the
planets, and we'll set them up...
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(Chuckles) Mom, mom!
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I don't want you to pay
people to be in my project.
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Oh, honey, we don't pay them.
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They're interns.
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If you don't mind, Mom, I think
I'm just gonna have Jessie help me.
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Oh, sure, sweetie.
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Whatever you want.
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It's just that you're a visionary CEO,
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and this has to look like
a fifth grader did it,
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which is kinda what Jessie's good at.
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No offense. None taken.
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When I first got here, I was
crafting at a kindergarten level.
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I once glued my finger to my eye.
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Ow! Oh...
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So, Christina wants
quality time with the kids,
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but they keep coming to me for everything.
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It's so awkward.
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You think you've got work troubles?
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Chesterfield's got a
new plan for the lobby.
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It's the two most terrifying
words in the English language...
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"Reusable diapers?"
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No. "Automatic doors."
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Beats revolving doors.
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At Christmas time, those things
are spinning glass coffins.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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Jessie, I need your help!
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Mom is making me a grilled cheese!
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What's wrong with that?
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She's using cheddar!
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What? But you've hated cheddar ever
since the Quesadilla Catastrophe of 2012.
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I know! That's when I switched to Swiss.
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I need those holes!
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(Snoring)
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Christina: Bertram? Huh! Huh!
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Napping... I mean, mopping, madam.
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I need to talk to you about the kids.
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Oh, the children!
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I take such delight in their daily antics.
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I especially love that little Roddy.
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You mean, Ravi?
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Of course.
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I have nicknames for them.
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Well, I've been trying to bond
with them, but it's hard.
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They spend so much time with Jessie.
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It's like they rely on her for everything.
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Well, the only time Jessie isn't
around is when she gets an acting job.
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So, she's pretty much always around.
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Really?
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I can't believe Sylvan Skyslayer was
eaten by the Wolf King of Cavernia!
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What? Sylvan Skyslayer is dead?
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Then who's gonna take his
seat at the Fire Council?
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Wait.
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You read the books?
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You read?
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Why would you judge us for being fans,
when you were secretly a fan yourself?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I don't want people to think about
me the way I think about you two.
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(Arguing indistinctly)
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Luke: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Luke, are you still making fun of them
for reading the Tournament of Scepters?
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It turns out he's a Tournamaniac too!
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Really? (Scoffs) What a dork.
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Guess what? I just got Jessie a part
in the Tournament of Scepters movie!
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What?
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Hey, how did you manage that?
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I just showed the
director your acting reel.
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And he liked it?
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No. Oh...
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But I'm a producer, so I insisted.
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Works for me!
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The shoot is in L.A.
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And you leave tomorrow for two weeks.
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Have fun! (Chuckles)
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And it goes without saying,
this counts as your vacation.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Uh, hi, Jessie Prescott.
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So excited to meet you, Mr. Roberts!
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Why are you making eye contact with me?
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Uh, oh, because I just have
one tiny question on the script.
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How do you pronounce these three pages?
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I can't believe you don't speak
the language of the Bat Warriors!
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Have you even read the
pronunciation index in book one?
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Uh, actually, since
this job came up so fast,
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I haven't read any of the books.
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(All gasp)
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Well, I wanted to read the
first book on the plane,
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but it was too big to be a carry-on.
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Hey, why is Saturn the
only planet with a ring?
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Mmm, I don't know.
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Maybe the other planets'
boyfriends are afraid of commitment.
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(Laughing)
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(Cell phone ringing)
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Oh... (Sighs)
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What now, Bonnie?
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Oh, well, I guess we can
say sayonara to that deal.
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(Phone beeps) What was that about?
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Uh, it's just...
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If I'm not in Chicago tonight,
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then the deal might fall through and
I could lose one or two hundred...
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Million.
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Anyway, hand me Venus.
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Mom, if you have to go, you should go.
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After all, with $200 million
you could buy me a real planet.
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(Chuckles) Really?
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Really.
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
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And I promise I'll be back in time to help.
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Now, finish your grilled cheese.
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I made it extra cheddar-y.
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Finished it!
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Mmm, yum...
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Emma, can I talk to you?
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Emma: Not now!
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Thanks a lot.
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(Sighs)
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We're recreating the betrayal of
the nocturnal order at Fang Mountain.
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Okay.
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Remind me to laugh at this later.
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But right now I need your
help with my solar system.
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Oh, I did that project three years ago.
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All I remember is that
there are 15 planets.
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Eight.
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So she was off by five.
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Seven.
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Okay, I definitely need Jessie.
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Mom is leaving on business,
and I know she means well,
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but I also know she won't be back in time.
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Meanwhile, that lucky Jessie gets to be
on the set of Tournament of Scepters.
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I know, I'm supes jelly!
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Hey, are you guys
thinking what I'm thinking?
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Let's fly to L.A.
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Chili cook-off!
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I mean, fly to L.A. (Chuckles)
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Bertram, while I'm in Chicago, could
you please wash all the windows?
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Yes, madam.
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And make sure you do the outsides as well.
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The window washers always leave streaks.
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Do you still have your harness?
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Yes, madam. And one more thing.
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I can't do this anymore! (Sobbing)
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I've been living a lie!
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The truth is...
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(Grunts)
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I'm lazy!
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(Sighs)
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Ah! It feels so good to be me again!
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(Chuckles)
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Ah! Oh! Cheddar!
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Mmm...
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(Chuckles)
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Don't judge me.
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Bertram, do you think I
don't know that you're lazy?
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In 10 years of working here, you've
only gone through one sponge.
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I can't just toss Spongey
away, Moppsy would get mopey.
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Bertram, we keep you around
because the kids and I love you.
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Thank you, madam.
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Or should I say, Christy?
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Don't push it. Sorry.
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Now, before you go back into hibernation,
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please tell the pilot that
I'm on my way to the airport.
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Yeah, about that. The kids took
the jet to L.A. about an hour ago.
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What? All by themselves?
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Why?
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I think they said something about Zuri
needing Jessie's help on her project,
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but I'm not sure.
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If I paid attention to everything
they said, I'd never get a nap in.
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But I promised Zuri that I'd
be back to help her with that.
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Um...
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00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,726
Permission to speak freely?
257
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,028
Why not? You're already in your jammies.
258
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,565
Well, it's just...
259
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,368
It wouldn't be the first time you
promised the kids you'd be there,
260
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,703
and then you weren't.
261
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,707
Okay, look, I know that I work a lot,
262
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,875
but I want the kids to
have everything they want.
263
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,713
The penthouse, the jet, the
ice-skating rink upstairs...
264
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,949
Yeah. Thanks for that. Now I have
to learn how to drive a Zamboni.
265
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:04,689
Look, as much as the kids
appreciate all those things,
266
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,392
I think the thing they want
most of all is their mother.
267
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:12,030
Well, maybe you're right.
268
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,999
Bertram, why didn't you tell
me the kids were gone sooner?
269
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,402
I was going to, but then
I fell asleep in a closet.
270
00:12:20,847 --> 00:12:23,608
I really hope he yells action before
all the blood rushes to our heads
271
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,643
and we pass out, am I right, Lenny?
272
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,612
Lenny?
273
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:29,881
Action!
274
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,417
Today, we bring their empire down!
275
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,352
(Gasps)
276
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,520
Cut!
277
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,388
(All exclaim)
278
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,291
Whoa, Jessie's dressed as a Bat Warrior!
279
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,861
I had a dream just like this!
280
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,064
Creep on your own time.
281
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,299
We can't go in there, it's a closed set.
282
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:54,939
If we wish to see anything, we need
to find a place with a better view.
283
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,541
(Gasps) How about up there?
284
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:02,147
I was thinking more like standing on
your shoulders, but that would work.
285
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,651
Ravi: That was a challenging hike.
286
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:10,488
I've developed three unique rashes
from the poisonous vegetation.
287
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,658
And that curly fence bit me!
288
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,326
Oh, that was razor wire.
289
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,797
Awesome! (Chuckles)
290
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,968
(Gasps) I can't believe we're about to
witness the Battle of Fang Mountain!
291
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:28,072
Um, uh, Luke, may I borrow
your field glasses for a moment?
292
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,608
No. I'm scoping a cute Machete Maiden.
293
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,978
Um, I did not climb this
cursed consonant for nothing!
294
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,246
Give me those!
295
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,347
Whoa! Hey!
296
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,649
Give that back! No!
297
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,284
(Screams)
298
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,319
Oh, my God! (Screams)
299
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,924
On the bright side, if we
tumble down the jagged mountain,
300
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,194
we might get to meet Robert R.J. Roberts.
301
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:53,731
Yes. Maybe he can tell us how the final
book will end before we bleed out.
302
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,670
(All screaming)
303
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,105
Help!
304
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,308
See you at the wrap party, Lenny.
305
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:07,545
Miss Prescott, I did not
abstain from sunlight,
306
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,382
and shield myself from all
human touch for five years
307
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,319
writing this book, just
so you could pronounce
308
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:18,356
"Cumykian" as if it had
no umlauts whatsoever!
309
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:23,828
Shh! Maybe it's my bat ears, but I
think I hear my kids calling for help.
310
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,363
So, you're hearing voices now?
311
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,198
Actors!
312
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,135
That's definitely them!
313
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,304
They must be in trouble.
I need to find them!
314
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:38,142
All that's out there are
deer ticks and unemployment.
315
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,912
Look, sir, this job means everything to me.
316
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,982
I've been waiting for
this break my whole life.
317
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,385
But if those are my
kids, I have to help them.
318
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,921
If you walk out now, you're fired!
319
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,789
(Screaming in distance)
320
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:56,094
(Sighs) Then I guess I'm fired.
321
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,996
Jessie, where are my children?
322
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,998
So, they are here.
323
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,567
Help! Jessie!
324
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,502
Holy Hollywood! They're on the "H!"
325
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,371
(Screaming continues)
326
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,106
And they're about to fall! Oh!
327
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,608
Jessie, help me!
328
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,110
Someone help them!
329
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,046
I've got it! A blue dragon swoops in,
330
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,016
whisking them to safety
on its armored wings!
331
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,085
Yeah, this is real life.
332
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,420
Then I got nothin'.
333
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,789
I have to save them.
334
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,593
(Gasps) Jessie's going to save us!
335
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,032
Or she's really mad at us
for interrupting her scene.
336
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,269
Luke: I got it.
337
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,774
Hurry!
338
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,445
Um, does this sort of thing
happen a lot when I'm not around?
339
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,947
Oh, hardly at all.
340
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,615
Maybe once, twice a week.
341
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,290
Jessie, thank the gods!
342
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,994
You're all gonna be okay. Nobody move.
343
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,964
(All screaming)
344
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,632
Scratch that, we have to move fast!
345
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,101
(Wailing) What do we do?
346
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,170
I don't want to die!
347
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,306
Nobody's gonna die.
348
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,242
We're all just going to take
a fun ride down this zip line.
349
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,079
Now, you need something to hold
onto so you don't burn your hands.
350
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,981
Everyone take off your socks.
351
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,816
Not you, Luke.
352
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,818
Yeah, if he takes his socks off, we'll
all be dead before we hit the ground.
353
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,721
Okay, Zuri, you're first.
354
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,590
Come here. Got you.
355
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,694
Jessie, I'm really scared.
356
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,431
You're okay. Just close your eyes, and
pretend you're holding onto Blake Shelton.
357
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,599
Okay?
358
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,037
Zuri: I've got you, Blake!
359
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,073
Ravi: Too fast, too fast,
too fast. Much too fast!
360
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,111
Oh! My babies are safe!
361
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,118
(Applause)
362
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:06,024
Jessie, how can I ever thank you?
363
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,059
Make this a paid vacation?
364
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,461
(Loud crash)
365
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,568
Congratulations, guys. You broke Hollywood.
366
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,006
Miss Prescott, that was breathtaking!
367
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,809
You are exactly what I'm looking for.
368
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,711
Maternal, yet fierce.
369
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,247
An earth mother who can also kick butt.
370
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,882
Okay. (Chuckles)
371
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,151
Men in Los Angeles have
oddly specific taste in women.
372
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:41,325
No, I mean I'm about to shoot a new TV
show out here about a nanny by day,
373
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,027
superhero by night.
374
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:48,266
And I'm plucking you from obscurity
to play the starring role!
375
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,934
(Gasps) What?
376
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,269
Are you serious?
377
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,372
Does a Wolf Walker
hallucinate when it rains?
378
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,506
I...
379
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,908
Yes. Oh, yeah!
380
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,111
I can't believe this is happening!
381
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,313
Jessie, we're so happy for you! (Chuckles)
382
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,084
Wait.
383
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,419
But that means I wouldn't be
able to be your nanny anymore.
384
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,891
We know, and we'll really miss you.
385
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,027
But this is your dream.
386
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:20,298
And we don't want to get in
the way of it coming true.
387
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,933
After everything you have done for us,
388
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,168
this is our chance to do something for you.
389
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,972
Christina?
390
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,308
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
391
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,378
And I really want to be there for you guys.
392
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:38,316
So, from now on, I'm going
to be a stay-at-home mom.
393
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,151
You are? Really?
394
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,720
Yeah. I'll be there every
morning when you wake up,
395
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,123
and every afternoon after school.
396
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,125
Or, in Luke's case, detention.
397
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,459
I'm a real handful. (Chuckles)
398
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,030
Don't worry, Jessie. We'll be okay.
399
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,398
(Sighs)
400
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,468
I love you guys so much.
401
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,971
Okay, I'll do it.
402
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,239
"Ollywood," here I come!
403
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:07,245
Uh, Mr. Robert R.J. Roberts,
sir, since we are here,
404
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,414
will you please tell us
how the final book will end?
405
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,251
Forgive me, my devoted disciples,
406
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,787
but that would be a betrayal
not only of my other fans,
407
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,723
but of literature itself.
408
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,026
We're cool with that.
409
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,494
Here's what should happen...
410
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,131
Moira Machete defeats the
Walkers and claims the scepter!
411
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,133
Then again, I'm a huge Machete-head.
412
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,635
No!
413
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:35,006
Sylvan should rise from the dead, mate
with the Empress of the Wolf Walkers,
414
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,142
and father a new race of Sky-wolves.
415
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,678
Their mutant offspring would be invincible!
416
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,046
(Chuckles)
417
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,382
Wow, this stuff sounds great!
418
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,218
I was just going to say it was all a dream.
419
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,289
Uh, hey, while you're taking
requests, can I make one?
420
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:55,159
Could your new nanny
show be called "Jessie?"
421
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,928
Not a chance. Worth a shot.
422
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,167
Zuri, the science fair was three days ago.
423
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,335
You can put that down now.
424
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,469
I don't want to.
425
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:09,473
(Sniffing) It smells like victory.
426
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,143
I am so proud of you, sweetheart.
427
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,245
I couldn't have done it without you, Mom.
428
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,381
You know, I have to admit, doing
something with my own two hands
429
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,816
was kind of thrilling.
430
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,251
I think I have a callus!
431
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,189
Uh, Bertram? Any chance you could
help me take this to the limo?
432
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,024
Oh, I would love to, but...
433
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,093
All: It's so far.
434
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,837
This has been the most
amazing four years of my life.
435
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,309
Christina, thank you so much
for taking a chance on me.
436
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,413
I'm really going to miss your kids.
437
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,348
Our kids.
438
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,424
Bertram Winkle.
439
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:04,629
You may not be the best butler, but you
are the best friend I've ever had.
440
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,430
Ditto.
441
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,032
We made a pretty good team.
442
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,434
The best.
443
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:18,142
When you get famous enough to need a
butler, and you will, give me a call.
444
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,579
I will. And I will have a
couch ready for you to nap on,
445
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,547
pre-stocked with plenty
of cheese sandwiches.
446
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,849
(Chuckles)
447
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,154
Zuri, thanks for taking
me in off the street.
448
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,725
I can't believe you've grown
from that adorable little girl
449
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,927
into such a confident, amazing young woman.
450
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,429
I can.
451
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,498
After all, I had a great role model.
452
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:56,947
Luke, somehow when I wasn't looking,
you grew up, and you are incredible.
453
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,483
Now, still gonna work hard at school,
454
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,485
even when I'm not here
to bug you every day?
455
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,421
Of course, Jessie.
456
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,256
Don't worry.
457
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,091
I'll make you proud.
458
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,559
I know you will.
459
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,332
I'll never wash this face again!
460
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,234
Like you ever have.
461
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,472
Now, Ravi, you have to
promise me something, too.
462
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,140
I know, I know.
463
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,544
I vow to find some friends and
develop a modicum of athletic prowess.
464
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,611
(Chuckles)
465
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:33,851
No, actually, I was going to
say that you are the kindest,
466
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,855
smartest, most unique person I've ever met.
467
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,391
You have to promise me you're
not going to change for anyone.
468
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,625
I promise.
469
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,565
Oh, um, Mrs. Kipling has something for you.
470
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,799
Oh.
471
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,370
Thank you, Mrs. Kipling.
472
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,504
(Croaks)
473
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,406
And thank you for not eating me.
474
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:02,613
Emma, are you okay?
475
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,817
It's just that you'll be so far away.
476
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,787
I'm afraid you'll forget about us.
477
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,256
Hey.
478
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,859
Remember what I told you
during your science project?
479
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,495
About how family members are like planets?
480
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,932
You said, "Even when they're far apart,
481
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,001
"the force of love keeps them together.
482
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,437
"No matter what."
483
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:28,572
Right. (Sniffles)
484
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,810
It stretches over any distance,
and it's too strong to be broken.
485
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,113
And I will never forget you.
486
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,987
Come here.
487
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,428
Jessie?
488
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,662
I think it's time.
489
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,771
(Clears throat)
490
00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:09,613
(Elevator bell dings)
491
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,215
Christina: Hey, Jessie...
492
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,451
Any advice for me before you go?
493
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:19,089
Just enjoy it.
494
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,825
It feels like a party every day.
495
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,500
(Chuckles)
496
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,469
(Elevator bell dings)
497
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:35,573
(Dinging continues)
498
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,151
Hi, Jessie!
499
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:49,119
Tony?
500
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,121
What are you doing here?
501
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:52,756
I work here.
502
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,291
I had to drop out of the Fire Academy.
503
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,460
Turns out, I'm allergic to smoke.
504
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:57,695
Isn't everybody?
505
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:01,465
Yeah, but I actually
puked on the Dalmatian.
506
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:05,636
Anywho, I heard they had a lot of
big doors in L.A., so here I am.
507
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,438
(Chuckles) I'm so glad!
508
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:12,943
Well, good luck on the first day of
the rest of your life, you big star!
509
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,545
Thanks, Tony.
510
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,213
(Horn honking)
511
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,182
All: Jessie!
512
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,117
Surprise! We came to wish you luck!
513
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,019
Although, if you miss me, I can stay!
514
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,055
How do you stop this thing?
515
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,724
That is the accelerator!
516
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:27,992
(All screaming)
517
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,393
(Loud thud) (Jessie screams)
518
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,464
Oh, my gosh! Jessie!
519
00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:34,532
Are you okay?
520
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:42,740
You're supposed to tell me to
break a leg, not actually do it.
521
00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:45,743
A little help?
522
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:46,744
Always.
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