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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
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Ooh! Thank you, Bertram.
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You're not welcome, Zuri.
This sandwich is mine.
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That explains why you used bacon for bread.
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So, where's my lunch?
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Well, I could make you a sandwich, or
you could learn to make one yourself.
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I'm not going to be
around forever, you know.
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Not if you keep eating like that.
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I mean it, Zuri. It's time you
learned some basic life skills.
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You don't even know how to feed yourself.
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Oh, yeah? Watch this.
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What... hey! (Giggling)
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Oh, carrots? Celery? Bertram, I'm
so proud of you for eating healthy.
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Zuri stole my bacon-bread sandwich.
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Yeah, that makes more sense.
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Jessie! Guess what? Arturo Vitali
saw some clothes I made online,
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and he wants to take me
on as his design intern!
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Emma, that's amazing!
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Look at you. You are unstoppable!
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So, when we dock in Italy, I'm
flying to Milan for six months!
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And stop. I can't let you do that.
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What? Give me one good reason!
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You have school, I can't be
there to take care of you,
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and you are way too young
to be running around Milan
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by yourself for six months.
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I said one reason. Show-off.
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I'm going and you can't stop me!
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Watch it, or you are grounded.
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You can't ground me! We're on water!
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Well, then you are... Drown-ded!
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Yeah, you heard me!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Uh, Ravi...
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Oh, Bertram. I was dreaming
that Mrs. Kipling was angry
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because I left her at fat
camp, so she was pinching me.
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That's odd. Although, not as
odd as what's actually happening.
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(Splashing)
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Now, you know I love a good rummage sale,
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but why are you having one on the deck?
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I am not. I am fed up sharing a
cabin with Luke, so I moved out.
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Not that I care, but if you sleep out here
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you are asking to be carried off by a bird.
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That is not possible.
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Hey, if you can fit in a locker,
you can fit in the bill of a pelican.
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Ravi, I know you hid my boat simulator.
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I did no such thing!
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Perhaps it is lost in the landfill
this is your side of our cabin.
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Either that or a pelican took it.
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I'm telling you, they are
the thieves of the sea.
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Anyhoo, I am glad it is missing.
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You keep me up all night with
that loud, ludicrous game!
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For the last time, it is not a game!
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It's a realistic
simulator. Oh, yeah, right.
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What is more realistic
than cyborg killer whales
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that shoot fire out of their blowholes?
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You're a blowhole.
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You think I like sharing a cabin with you?
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He keeps trying to teach
me facts from his boring
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nautical books and navigational charts.
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Just because we are on vacation does
not mean we should stop learning!
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That's exactly what it means!
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(Arguing indistinctly)
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Quiet, quiet. Luke, I think I saw
your game in the salon. And Ravi,
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Luke is not a "learner."
Jessie's accepted it,
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his teachers have accepted it.
It's time you accepted it, too.
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Emma, are you still mad at me?
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No, why would I be mad?
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You've just ruined my
entire life. No biggie.
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So we're good?
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Jessie, Luke and Ravi are out of control.
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Would you please do your job?
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Why, so you can go back to
not doing yours? Exactly.
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Bertram, there you are. I need your help.
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Floss me. No.
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For the last time, do it
yourself. You're 11 years old.
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Plus, you bite.
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Hey, that's on you.
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Give the floss more slack.
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(Arguing indistinctly)
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(All arguing)
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All right, stop!
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Or so help me, I will
turn this yacht around!
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That would cause us to head
directly into a shipping lane.
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Enough with the nerd charts!
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My chart!
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(Mocking) "My chart."
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Really? How mature. This was
my favorite map. (Mocking)
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Okay, that's it!
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This was supposed to be
a fun family vacation,
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and instead you're all
at each other's throats.
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Well, I've had it! Tonight, we dock
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and tomorrow morning we're all
getting on a plane and going home.
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Nice going, crabby pants.
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Oh, I am the crabby one?
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No, he means you have
another crab on your pants.
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Bertram, could you please
go ashore and get us a cab?
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I also wouldn't mind a pretzel.
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I'll do one of those things.
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Then who's gonna get the cab?
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(Screaming) (Water splashing)
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Bertram!
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Bertram: Never learned to swim!
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He got it! Great throw, Ravi!
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(Scoffs) There's three words
I never thought I'd hear.
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Bertram: Butler overboard!
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Uh-oh, the docking rope.
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Uh, okay, I'm not a
professional sailor person,
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but shouldn't the docking rope be
attached to, I don't know, the dock?
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Bertram: Uh, still in the water.
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Okay, there are two possibilities.
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Either the crew forgot to secure the
boat when they went ashore last night,
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so we're adrift at sea...
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Or?
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Someone moved Italy!
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Come on. One of these has
got to start the engine.
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(Dance music playing)
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That one starts the party.
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Jessie. Jessie, we have a problem!
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I'll say, we're drifting
at sea with no crew,
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no key and no clue how to work this thing!
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Who cares about that! The
fridge in the galley is locked!
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Yeah, your inability to snack
is our biggest problem right now.
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The control panel has power, but
without a key we can't start the engine.
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The radio! (Static blaring)
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Mayday, mayday! I'd like to
order two large pepperoni pizzas!
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Bertram! Oh, sorry, Jessie.
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And a side salad.
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Do you want ranch, or blue cheese?
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I want to be saved!
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This is Jessie Prescott, acting
captain of the S.S. Galactopus.
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(Indistinct speaking on radio)
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You're breaking up. Please repeat, over.
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(Speaking other language on radio)
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We must have picked up a
signal from a passing freighter.
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It sounds like they're speaking Russian.
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Ooh, I speak Russian!
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(In Russian accent) We need help!
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That's not Russian, you're
just doing a terrible accent!
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Sheesh. A crisis is no
excuse to be hurtful.
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Give me that mic, Yakov!
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Come here, you broke the radio.
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Jessie... Oh... Do you
guys want to be alone?
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No, no, no. No, we were
just, you know, going over
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our double Dutch routine. Good sesh.
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So, did you guys find
the emergency supplies?
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Sure did. I shot off all the flares.
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At me.
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Oh, relax! I missed.
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Great. So, instead of signaling
for help, you tried to roast Ravi.
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On a related note, the
fire extinguisher works.
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Well, I just want you guys to know
we have everything under control,
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and we will all be saved
in no time. Right, Bertram?
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We're all gonna die! (Sobbing)
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Some of us sooner than others.
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Okay, I have locked off the steering
wheel, so at least we're headed straight.
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Straight for what, I have no idea.
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Now, let's divide up the food.
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Well, this should hold
me over until dinner.
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Wrong! This is all the food
we have until we get rescued.
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We need to share.
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Emma, you're in charge
of rationing saltines.
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Great. Instead of starting my
career as a fashion designer,
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I'm stuck here being a cracker cop.
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Thanks a lot, Jessie.
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Jessie Prescott, crushing
dreams since 2010.
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I think I should get extra food.
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After all, I am the cutest.
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In your dreams!
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These dimples beat those
freckles any day of the week.
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They do not! (All arguing)
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Siblings, siblings. This
is no time to be selfish.
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That is why, as a last resort, when
we are down to our last morsel,
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I am willing to sacrifice
myself as a life-prolonging meal.
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Oh, who am I kidding? A light snack.
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You know what? Ravi's right. Jessie!
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At least wait until the crackers are gone!
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Not the part about eating you.
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Bertram would probably refuse
to cook him for us anyway.
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"I could cook Ravi, or you could
learn to cook him yourself."
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I do not sound like that!
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I meant Ravi was right
about you all being selfish.
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Now, since you can't be trusted
to be fair to one another,
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I will divide up the food myself.
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Nobody eat Ravi while I'm gone.
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Uh, Jessie, I just want to say...
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I'm sorry I was selfish.
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I appreciate that, Luke, but
you're still not getting extra food.
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Oh, come on! It took me an
hour to write that speech!
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Oh, Bertram, girls, I need your help.
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Since we have no idea how
to work the ship's controls,
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we need to get back to land the
old-fashioned way, by harnessing the wind.
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So Luke is going to fart our way back?
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Hey, hand me that salami, and
I'll have us in port by midnight!
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Just when the ozone was starting to heal.
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No, I meant Bertram and the
girls should make a sail.
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Oh, so you're saying I should make a sail,
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because if I'm stuck with these two,
I'll end up doing all the work myself.
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Hello? If I'm good
enough for Arturo Vitalli,
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I think I'm good enough to stitch a sail.
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I do want most of you to survive.
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Let me guess, I didn't make the cut?
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How about you, Zuri?
Can I expect you to help?
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Thanks, but I'm really more
comfortable in a managerial role.
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Don't worry, Jessie. I
promise to keep them on task.
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Jessie, you need to see this!
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Mmm, the squiggly lines
are surrounding the dots
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and the numbers are... Meaningless.
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What am I looking at?
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Using these charts, and a precise
algorithm based on our drift speed,
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I have calculated our position.
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Man, you can even make dying at sea boring.
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As I was saying, we are clearly
drifting farther and farther from land.
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And, I am afraid there is even worse news.
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Don't tell me, the crabs came back?
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No!
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Are you kidding me? These
things are relentless.
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According to the radar, we are
drifting right into a gigantic storm.
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What? Okay, okay.
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We need to batten down the hatches!
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Anybody know where the hatches
are or what "batten" means?
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Do not panic. We still have time.
I have yet to hear any thunder.
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(Thunder rumbling)
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Any chance at all that was
one of Luke's salami farts?
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I hope we have enough to make a sail.
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If we don't take advantage of the wind now,
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the waves will start
bouncing us around like...
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Your rubber ducky in the tub?
241
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Hey, Professor Quackington likes that!
242
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,042
He surfs on the soap.
243
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,912
What's the thread count on these?
244
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,082
Emma, this is no time to
complain about the accommodations.
245
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,052
But I agree, these
sheets are like sandpaper.
246
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,735
No, I mean, with winds like these,
we're gonna need stronger fabric.
247
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,495
Don't you use that to make clothes?
248
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:46,874
Yep, my nylon couture active
wear features fabric so strong,
249
00:12:46,905 --> 00:12:50,034
you can rappel down a mountain
without looking repellent.
250
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,336
It'll make a supes cute sail.
251
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,508
Well, good luck, you two.
252
00:12:56,510 --> 00:13:00,044
I'm gonna go see if I can lasso
a seagull and fly on out of here.
253
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,982
Oh, no, you don't. If we're gonna get
out of this, everyone has to pitch in.
254
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,317
Okay, but I just want to point out,
255
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,120
you're making me do something
that I don't want to do,
256
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,089
while handing me a tiny sword.
257
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,962
It's getting really rough out there!
258
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,564
Grab onto something.
259
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,100
(Sobbing)
260
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,536
You know what, I'll risk it. Good call.
261
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,710
You guys okay?
262
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,746
Yeah. Jessie is putting up the sail.
263
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,749
It was tough, but with all of us
working together, we got it finished.
264
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,450
Wait, all of you?
265
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,386
Zuri helped?
266
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,556
Act a little more shocked, why don't you?
267
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:48,092
See, I told you it wouldn't hurt
to learn some basic life skills.
268
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,094
Actually, it hurt a lot.
269
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,998
Needles and choppy seas don't mix.
270
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,068
It appears as though there
are several storms converging.
271
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,572
Nobody has ever been able to
record a weather event such as this.
272
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:04,442
I hope everyone realizes how lucky we are!
273
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,178
Yeah, I'll be sure to tell all my friends.
274
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,014
Oh, wait. I can't, because I'll be dead!
275
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,552
Speaking of, I hope
Jessie's okay out there.
276
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,187
(Screaming)
277
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,191
Jessie, what are you doing?
278
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,260
Oh, just using my forehead as a squeegee.
279
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,264
Someone needs to go help her.
280
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,366
Uh, maybe the adult.
281
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,568
Hey, you're very mature for your age.
282
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,038
Fine. Luke, take the wheel!
283
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,108
I got it.
284
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,111
The waves are coming from the northeast.
285
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,114
Steer the boat into them
or we will capsize and sink.
286
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,151
But no pressure.
287
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:51,055
Hey, this is exactly like the
controls on my boat simulator!
288
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,057
So you know what all these
buttons and switches do?
289
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,562
Yeah. Although I can't seem to
find the cyborg whale harpoon.
290
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,832
Ah! Oh!
291
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,235
(Grunting)
292
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,338
(Spits) Okay!
293
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,209
Jessie, Bertram, great news!
294
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,378
Luke knows how to work the controls.
295
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:17,215
That's awesome! Luke, is there a way
to start the engine without a key?
296
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,518
Of course. I just need to go to the
drop-down menu and select "New Game."
297
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,355
Great, so we're pretty
much still doomed. Oh...
298
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,791
Not necessarily.
299
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,127
The sail actually seems to be working.
300
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,496
Indeed, it has us moving at 10 knots.
301
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,498
If it holds for another few minutes,
302
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,267
we should be able to push past
the leading edge of the storm.
303
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,704
What...
304
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,106
Well, so much for the sail.
305
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,342
But Emma, that is beautiful work.
306
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,445
Oh, thanks. I thought the red would
really pop against the storm clouds.
307
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,815
Yeah, and the yellow is a nice,
cheerful... Can we focus, people?
308
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,688
Goodbye, sail.
309
00:15:56,690 --> 00:16:00,258
See? This is why I don't
help work on things!
310
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,328
On the bright side, maybe Emma's
design will reach Milan after all.
311
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,464
(All screaming)
312
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,367
In the chair. Come on.
313
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,306
Okay, is everyone all right?
Maybe that was the worst of it.
314
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,241
Actually, that was the smallest
315
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,511
of several enormous
waves headed right for us!
316
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,848
I am not sure this vessel can
handle that sort of punishment.
317
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,651
Jessie, tell us we're going to be okay!
318
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,220
I can't. I don't want the last
thing I say to you to be a lie.
319
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,524
Ah, here, put these on!
320
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,494
Everyone stay away from
the windows, and huddle up.
321
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,664
We're just going to have to ride this
thing out and hope for the best.
322
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,232
(Screaming)
323
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,471
Jessie, if we don't make it
through this, I want you to know
324
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,906
I'm sorry for being
such a jerk about Milan.
325
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,175
I know you were just
looking out for my safety.
326
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,312
Which is a bit ironic,
considering our circumstances.
327
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,547
Well, it is!
328
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,952
Thank you, Emma. I love you.
329
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,253
(Alarm blaring)
330
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,755
(All screaming)
331
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,923
Okay, okay, okay.
332
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,759
I have something to get off my chest.
333
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,731
I pretend to despise you people,
but the truth is, I don't.
334
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,266
All: Aw!
335
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,367
I merely dislike you.
336
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,635
All: Oh.
337
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,371
I have something to confess, too.
338
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,407
My selfie with Reba was fake.
339
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,542
It was taken at a wax museum.
340
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,248
I bite my toenails. And chew them.
341
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:35,686
And swallow them. And I love it.
342
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,442
All: Ugh!
343
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,487
Okay, would've been perfectly
happy to die not knowing that.
344
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,327
I was born with stubby eyelashes!
345
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,729
These are extensions!
346
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,900
I am actually good at sports.
347
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,369
Okay, that is a lie.
348
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,739
I just wanted to die with
people thinking I was athletic.
349
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:04,482
Okay, fine! The truth is, I was never
on the drill team in high school.
350
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,616
I was the equipment manager!
351
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,318
(All gasp)
352
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,387
But we had the cleanest flags in the state!
353
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,426
Guys, I think I see land!
354
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,361
OMG, we're saved!
355
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,765
Jagged rocks! We're dead!
356
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,935
He's right. We're gonna
crash and sink! (Sobbing)
357
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,272
Luke, can't you turn us any faster?
358
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,575
No, we're just drifting!
If the engines were on,
359
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,778
I could give it some throttle
and get us out of trouble.
360
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,547
(Electricity crackling)
361
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,485
Wait a minute. Back at Fort Tavey, we
used to hot-wire tanks all the time.
362
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,454
I bet I can hot-wire this
thing and get the engines going!
363
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,556
Your weird childhood might finally pay off!
364
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,759
Okay, I'm on it.
365
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,728
In the meantime, Emma, would you
please put your life jacket on?
366
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,631
Please, I wouldn't wear orange
if my life depended on it.
367
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,633
It does!
368
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,970
Jessie, hurry! The
rocks are getting closer!
369
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,472
Almost got it.
370
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,775
♪ Rock-a-bye, Bertram
On the death yacht... ♪
371
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,777
You can do it, Jessie.
372
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,947
Got it. (Dance music playing)
373
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,683
Oh, come on!
374
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,319
Come on, Galactopus.
Let me hear your roar.
375
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,989
(Sparks crackle) (Engine starts)
376
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,658
Ah, it worked! The engine's
going. You're on, Luke!
377
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,326
Hold on to your butts!
378
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,396
(Screaming)
379
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,601
Emma!
380
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,804
Jessie! Help!
381
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,940
Emma! (Grunting)
382
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,944
Come on, come on! Two
hundred meters until impact!
383
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,613
(Both gasping)
384
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,783
Oh, no! I'm slipping.
385
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,785
Emma, don't worry, I've got you!
386
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,895
One hundred meters.
387
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,398
I'm giving her all she's
got! Well, give her more.
388
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,370
Jessie, you saved my life!
389
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,642
Forty meters! Brace for impact!
390
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,478
Not gonna happen. I'm not
losing to a bunch of rocks.
391
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,419
We made it! We're clear!
392
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,422
Final score, Luke one, rocks zero.
393
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,992
Emma, you're okay!
394
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,428
I thought I lost my favorite sibling!
395
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,964
Like you didn't know.
396
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,602
The storm seems to be letting up!
397
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,670
Nice job, guys. You saved our butts.
398
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,439
Yes, well done, brother!
399
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,975
I apologize for mocking
your simulator game.
400
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,643
Your skills saved us.
401
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,679
Well, yeah, but if you hadn't
been able to read those screens
402
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,048
and charts, we would have been shark bait.
403
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,717
You guys make a great team.
404
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,886
Jessie, please, this is kind of our moment.
405
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,524
(Snoring)
406
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:06,097
I've heard of falling asleep to ocean
sounds, but this is just crazy.
407
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,434
Okay, Ravi, chart the course for Italy.
408
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,704
To get to Italy, we would have
to go back through the storm.
409
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,839
France it is!
410
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,175
Ooh, French cheese is the best!
411
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,480
(Dance music playing)
412
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,620
Wow, it is good to be home.
413
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,856
I never want to see a wave again.
414
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:36,594
Agreed. Unless I start the wave at
the International Chess Championships!
415
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,529
Whoo!
416
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,499
Loosen up, people.
417
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:47,571
Hey, uh, guys, do you remember when
we all thought we were gonna die
418
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:51,575
and so we confessed a bunch
of crazy stuff to each other?
419
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,711
Can we pretend that never happened?
420
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:57,882
No problem. My memory is as
short as Emma's eyelashes.
421
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,517
Hey!
422
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:05,256
Technically, I did not
reveal anything embarrassing.
423
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,108
You didn't have to.
424
00:22:06,139 --> 00:22:08,689
Your embarrassing qualities are obvious.
425
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,534
Luke, get that foot out of your mouth!
426
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,769
You don't know where it's been.
427
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:22,840
Oh, come on. I thought this meant I
could be myself in front of you guys.
428
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,575
I need a vacation.
429
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,181
Oh!
430
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,582
When did I step in onions?
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