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What are you doing, Bertram?
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Besides reminding me that I need to
clean out my old trunk full of junk.
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I was thinking, how can I make
all of our meals truly great?
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Hire someone else to cook for us?
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I tried. The giant
lizard was a deal breaker.
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No, I meant by using fresh herbs.
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So, I'm building us a garden. Hmm.
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Guys, check it out.
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I just finished my Driver's Ed
class and got my learner's permit!
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Soon I can drive you
guys all over the city.
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Huh. I always thought Luke
would be the one to kill me.
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Well, I have lived a full life.
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No, you haven't.
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Congratulations, Emma, but
why do you need to drive?
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If you need to go somewhere,
you have a limo, a helicopter,
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and piggyback rides from Bertram.
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Nuh-uh, I'm out.
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It was all fun and games
until she bought me a saddle.
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Guys, this is a big deal for me.
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I'm growing up.
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I'm not just some
helpless princess anymore.
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(Gasps) Sneezies.
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(Sneezes)
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I hate my job.
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(Blows nose)
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I suggest you leave before
she has to go "tinkies."
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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I'm ready for my driving lesson.
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Let's hit the road.
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Before you hit the road, and
possibly some innocent bystanders,
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your first driving lesson
is gonna be in these chairs.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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For a second there I thought you
guys were staging a glitter-vention.
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That's next week.
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And how dare you bedazzle
Bertha the Blender?
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You just made her look cheap.
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Jessie, we don't need to do this.
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In class, I drove a real car
in the school's parking lot.
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I'm really good. I hit all the cones.
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I'm missing my cartoons for this?
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Spoiler alert, the coyote
gets hit with an anvil.
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All right, fine, let's get this over with.
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(Clears throat)
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Oh, for the love of... (Sighs)
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Ah. (Chuckles)
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Okay, now, show me the first thing
you do before you start the car.
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First, I fasten my seat belt.
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Very good. Adjust the mirrors...
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(Imitates clicking and squeaking)
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Adjust my seat.
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Mmm-hmm.
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(Imitate machine whirring)
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Please stop that.
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All right, now, driving is
all about paying attention
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and tuning out distractions.
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When have you ever known
me to be easily distracted?
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(Gasps) Ooh, are those new earrings?
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They're so shiny. Oh, you... Hey!
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Now, put the car in
gear, and pull out slowly.
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(Imitating engine noise)
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Watch it.
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(Honking)
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Hey. I'm bikin' here!
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Emma, you didn't check
for oncoming vehicles.
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That's because we're in the living room.
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All I have to do is look
out for oncoming ottomans.
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Okay, let's move on to something else.
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How about making a lane change
with noisy kids in the backseat?
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Move over. You move over.
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She's touching me. No, I am not!
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Are so. Make her stop.
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Move. Quiet.
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Eyes on the road.
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And just wait until they
start throwing stuff.
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She's still touching me.
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Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,
nuh-uh, nuh-uh, nuh-uh!
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Seriously, you're too close.
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(Both grunting)
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That's it!
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I'm going home!
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Hey! You just jumped
out of a moving vehicle.
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And now, no one's steering.
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(Toy squeaks)
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Who threw that?
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She did. He did.
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Okay, Ravi, shake the Wishing
Ball to see if your Power Pony
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finally makes it out
of the Stable of Sorrow.
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Can we not just call a vet and put
this poor boy out of his misery?
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Peppermint Pony is a girl.
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I was talking about me.
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Zuri, I know it's your
turn to choose what we play,
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but this game is about as much fun
as spell-checking the dictionary.
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Which is exactly the game
Ravi chose for us last week.
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The batteries appear to
be dead. (Luke scoffs)
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They obviously died of boredom.
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I'll be right back.
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Don't move a mule.
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(Laughing) Pony joke.
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Hey, Ravi, catch.
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Ravi, you caught it.
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With your hands and not your face.
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Which is much better, and less painful.
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(Grunts)
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(Gasps)
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Wow.
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You throw worse than 50 Cent.
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This is your fault. What...
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You should know the only thing I can throw
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is a wicked cool Reptile Club party.
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Three people is not a
party, Ravi. It's just sad.
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Even sadder? Two of them were lost.
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(Laughing)
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(Gasps)
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My Wishing Ball. What
the hay happened in here?
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Nothing. What Wishing Ball?
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Okay, look.
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I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
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So, I won't get mad if whoever broke
it just admits it and apologizes.
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It's a trap. Like, duh.
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Jessie: Emma, slow down.
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(Stomping)
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Jessie, relax.
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And quit stomping your foot.
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There's no brake on your side.
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No, but now there's a big
hole in the floorboard.
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So, if worse comes to worst,
I can Flintstones this thing.
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Emma, focus.
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I am. Otherwise I could poke my eye out.
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No... (Soft grunt)
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You're drifting off the road. Oh.
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(Tires screeching) I got it, I got it.
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Ah, hot dog cart!
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Bertram!
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(Screaming)
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Emma, why did you hit the
gas instead of the brake?
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Because I wanted to stop really fast.
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That does not make sense on any level!
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Bertram, are you okay?
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(Tearfully) Yes. But my buns are bruised.
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Hey, Ravi.
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So, I talked to Zuri and
I told her what happened.
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Since you have all your limbs,
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I must assume you are bleeding
internally. (LUKE SCOFFS)
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No, relax, I smoothed things over.
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Luke told me that you
broke my Wishing Ball.
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What? No.
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Luke started it.
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See? I told you he'd try to blame me.
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He may seem innocent,
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but that pocket protector is
just covering the black hole
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where his heart should be.
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Well, Ravi, since you
broke something of mine,
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I have no choice but to
break something of yours...
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No!
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Not my lizard sunglasses!
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Mrs. Kipling bought those for me so I
could be the coolest kid at Lizard Con.
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Yes, I realize that is an oxymoron.
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No.
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Here's what payback sounds like.
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(Screaming)
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(Whimpering)
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Luke, how exactly was that
"smoothing things over"?
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I smoothed things over for me.
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What?
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Oh, was that not clear?
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I don't even know why we're here.
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I'm never getting behind the wheel
again after hitting that hot dog cart.
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So much blood.
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That was ketchup.
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Look, Emma, I know how you feel.
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I took my first driver's test in a tank.
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I missed a stop sign and completely
demolished an old building.
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I'll always remember the Alamo.
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Jessie, I'm sad enough right now without
hearing about your pathetic life.
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Can we please go?
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No, Emma.
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Look, you don't have to
take the driver's test today,
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just at least take the written part.
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I mean, you studied so hard for this.
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You even made your thinky-face.
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I don't ever want to come back here.
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It smells like old retainers, and
the people here are supes creepy.
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Emma, the people aren't that creepy.
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Really?
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Oh, hello.
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I really like your shoe.
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It sets off your forehead.
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(Nervous chuckle)
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Man: Next. (Mumbling)
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Hello, I'm Jessie and this is Emma.
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She's just gonna take
the written test today...
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I stopped listening
after you said, "Hello."
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Here, fill out this paperwork.
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Wow, we have to fill out all this?
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We'll be here forever.
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Welcome to the DMV.
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Where one hour feels like a week.
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Head over there to take the exam.
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Your mother can go with you,
but she's not allowed to help.
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Mother? I am her nanny.
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Her just-slightly-older
nanny, for your information.
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Calm down, lady.
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It's not like they stopped
rerunning Matlock or anything.
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(Gasps) I don't watch Matlock!
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It's on too late for me.
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I know. Yeah.
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Hey, Ravi, have you seen my
new Car Wash Cutie poster?
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This month, Carly washes a convertible.
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Oh, um, do you mean...
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This?
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Hey, give her back!
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(Growling)
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Give it back!
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Or you can have her.
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(Sighs) It's gonna be a long month.
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And FYI, this is what payback sounds like.
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(Soft grunt) Wait, no, no!
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No, stop...
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(Grunting)
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Apparently payback sounds
like a constipated lemur.
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Oh, forget it! Here you go, Mrs. Kipling.
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Wait! No! No! (Mrs. Kipling growls)
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(Sputtering)
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(Weeping) No!
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All that's left is her...
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face!
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That is what you get for throwing
me under Zuri's bus of vengeance!
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Okay, so we're both at fault.
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But what Zuri doesn't know can't hurt me.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh...
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How much of that did you hear?
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Enough that when I get through with you,
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you're going to be in more
pieces than that poster.
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(All arguing)
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Are you guys fighting? Yes!
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Do you have any weapons?
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No. Carry on.
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(Arguing continues)
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"What does a double yellow line mean?"
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(Softly) You can't pass!
257
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,983
(Scoffs) That's not very nice.
258
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,184
I'm doing my best.
259
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,187
That's what scares me.
260
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:36,061
"What does a red octo-gonal sign mean?"
261
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,063
Stop!
262
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,864
Stop? I just started.
263
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,134
Madam! (Clears throat) Mmm-hmm?
264
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,571
Do I need to call one of your
adult-aged children to come and get you?
265
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,274
I'm 22!
266
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:52,110
But my pockets are filled with hard candy.
267
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,511
Butterscotch?
268
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,450
Hey, Luke, look what I have.
269
00:11:58,452 --> 00:12:01,686
(Scoffs) I hope it's the part of
this poster I really care about.
270
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:07,358
You lied to me, so now I'm gonna take
your Chris Paul autographed basketball
271
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,060
and bounce pass it to Bayonne!
272
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,161
No, no, no!
273
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,262
You have this coming!
274
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,199
And you, Zuri, have this coming.
275
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,234
All I have to do is give it a little push,
276
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:21,239
and your car will be as shattered
as my dreams of being popular.
277
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,210
You wreck my race car, and my
vengeance will be fast and furious!
278
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,479
Oh! (Chuckles)
279
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,615
Speaking of vengeance, Ravi,
since you destroyed my poster,
280
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,051
I'm going to destroy your...
281
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,920
Looky-closey-thingy!
282
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,456
It is called a microscope, you ignoramus!
283
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,493
Have you learned nothing from
my dictionary game nights?
284
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,299
Listen, it's okay if you failed the test.
285
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,136
Luke fails tests all the time,
it doesn't seem to hurt him.
286
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,139
I just hope he never
tries to visit West Dakota.
287
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,206
She passed.
288
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,348
What? There is no way in he...
289
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,239
Hey, congratulations! (Chuckles nervously)
290
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,181
It doesn't matter. I'm
too scared to drive again.
291
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,151
Emma, I'm not gonna let
you give up on yourself.
292
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,154
Look, we'll practice
every day, okay? I promise.
293
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:12,123
So, can we make an appointment
for sometime next month?
294
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,092
It's what I live for. Mmm-hmm.
295
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,295
I just need a valid driver's
license to secure the reservation.
296
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,064
Okay, but I'm warning you, my
license photo is a little scary.
297
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,699
Oh, don't be silly. I've seen a thousand...
298
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,067
(Screaming)
299
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,736
Why were you growling?
300
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,374
I was having a bad day. Much like today.
301
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,710
Ma'am, this license isn't
just frightening, it's expired.
302
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:36,548
What? (Scoffs) Fine,
I'll pay the stupid fee.
303
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:37,982
Emma, can I borrow some money?
304
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,186
Plus, this license was issued in Texas.
305
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:45,123
I can't renew it. You'll have to take
the driving portion of the test. What?
306
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,724
Ugh, old people.
307
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,495
(Yelling) You have to take the
driving portion of the test!
308
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,731
Fine, but can we hurry it up?
309
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,734
I don't want to be late
for the early bird special.
310
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,303
Hard candy?
311
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,777
Okay, it's been two hours.
312
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,079
This ball is starting to get heavy.
313
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,248
And you think they'd
make these things lighter,
314
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,117
considering nerds have to carry them.
315
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,754
Before our next standoff,
remind me to use the rest room.
316
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,191
Okay, look.
317
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,194
What do you say we all stand
down on the count of three?
318
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,596
Zuri is right.
319
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,531
Look at what we have become.
320
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,268
We should put aside our differences
and end this, once and for all.
321
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,770
Okay...
322
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,339
One.
323
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,473
Two.
324
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,676
Math makes me nervous.
325
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,713
Three.
326
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,149
Huzzah!
327
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,185
Now we have no more grudges.
328
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,319
(Growling)
329
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,589
Except for Mrs. Kipling!
330
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,724
She's still peeved.
331
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,259
(Growling)
332
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,094
(Shrieks) My car!
333
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,095
(All gasp)
334
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,401
The gas pedal must be stuck. Look out!
335
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,570
Whoa! (Screaming)
336
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,704
I got it! I got it!
337
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,539
(Panicked yelling)
338
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,774
(Zuri screaming)
339
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,210
Ravi: Oh, no, no, no!
340
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,082
(Crashing) (Gasps)
341
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,452
Whoa! It bounced off the
awning right into the street.
342
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,654
And into that parade.
343
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,123
Was that the mayor?
344
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,357
(Gasps)
345
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,293
Sorry, Your Honor!
346
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,494
Zuri: Run. Whoa.
347
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:35,366
There. Perfect lane change,
if I do say so myself.
348
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,368
And I do.
349
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,505
You can't tell, but this
is my impressed face.
350
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,109
Wow, your girlfriend
is a really lucky woman.
351
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,312
I don't have a girlfriend.
And stop hitting on me.
352
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,416
Just pass this test,
because you're going to be
353
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,252
driving me around until you really are old.
354
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,154
Emma, you've got to get over your fear.
355
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,657
Look, with focus and preparation,
driving really isn't that scary.
356
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,193
(Screams) Tiny car, twelve o'clock!
357
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,594
(All scream)
358
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,265
Hey, wait, was that Zuri's car?
359
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,634
And why is it chasing the mayor?
360
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,169
Watch out! Ducks! (Ducks squawking)
361
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,704
(Screams) Kids!
362
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,806
(Tires screeching) Mime!
363
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,240
Actually, you can hit the mime.
364
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,176
It's not like he's gonna scream.
365
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,377
Jaywalker!
366
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,912
(Screams)
367
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,246
(Gasps)
368
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,348
Water!
369
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,249
(All screaming)
370
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,518
(Gasps)
371
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,154
Is everybody okay?
372
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,391
Man, old people are terrible drivers.
373
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,428
You just talked yourself
out of a butterscotch, sonny.
374
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,165
I guess I failed the test.
375
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,468
On the contrary. You passed.
376
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,336
I did? She did?
377
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,439
She had a fender bender with a flounder.
378
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,908
True, but Jessie's
brilliant defensive driving
379
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,177
saved the lives of several children,
380
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,814
multiple ducks, and one
overdressed hot dog enthusiast.
381
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,449
I also avoided that mime.
382
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,618
I know. I docked you a point for that.
383
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,258
Listen, there's no reason
for all of us to get punished.
384
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,960
Only one of us has to take the fall.
385
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,528
Luke's right.
386
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,797
Ravi, you're a first time offender.
387
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,466
Judge Jessie will go easy on you.
388
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,735
Plus, what does it matter
if you get grounded?
389
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,505
It's not like this was the year
you were gonna get invited to stuff.
390
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,661
(Both chuckle)
391
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:26,277
I will have you know I have been
invited to the school assembly.
392
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,945
Everybody gets invited to those.
393
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,947
(Laughs)
394
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,283
Well, then I am particularly offended
395
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,352
that I was not on the
guest list last semester.
396
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,822
Why do you not take the blame, Luke?
397
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,926
After all, what is one more black
mark on an already besmirched record?
398
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,394
Me?
399
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,796
Oh, what about Zuri?
400
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,731
She can just give Jessie
the old "puppy dog eyes"
401
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,493
and she'll be back on
the streets in no time.
402
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:53,704
Zuri taking the blame is
the best of all options.
403
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,640
Especially for Luke and I. (Laughs)
404
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,275
(Imitate explosion)
405
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,311
Fine. I'll take the heat.
406
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,017
You know, all I really wanted was
407
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,953
for you two to apologize
for breaking my Ball.
408
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,789
Oh, like you would have let
us off the hook that easy.
409
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,494
Yes, you are not exactly known
for your forgiving personality.
410
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,464
Actually, I might have surprised you.
411
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,500
But you'll never know, because
you guys didn't give me the chance.
412
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,939
(Groans) I feel terrible.
413
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,407
Me too.
414
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:34,946
Everybody gets invited
to school assemblies?
415
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,049
I can't believe we both passed
our driving tests on the same day.
416
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,918
I know. I'm sorry you had to
take it in a waterlogged limo.
417
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,987
I still have a polliwog in my pants.
418
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,059
Despite that, you really
inspired me, Jessie.
419
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:51,295
Aw. Well, it's what any
great leader would do.
420
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,631
What was it? My encouraging words?
421
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,433
My never-say-die
attitude?
422
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,503
No, you drove into a lake and still passed.
423
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:02,006
I knew there was no way I
could do worse than that.
424
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,575
Well, great leaders
inspire in different ways.
425
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,043
Next.
426
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,080
Hmm. Oh, Miss Prescott.
427
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,849
Are you here to get your submarine license?
428
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,653
No. I already failed that
test because I ran aground.
429
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,955
Ironic, isn't it? (Chuckles)
430
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,724
We're here to get our
photos taken. Mmm-hmm.
431
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,960
Swell. Step in front of the screen
and try not to spill anything.
432
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,795
I'm also the janitor.
433
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,032
Okay.
434
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,336
Let me just fix my hair first.
435
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,636
Can't go another six
years with Wolfman's ID.
436
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,538
(Shutter clicks)
437
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,006
Wait! Hey, wait! I wasn't ready.
438
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,708
The DMV motto is "always be ready."
439
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,410
We're like the Marines, but boring.
440
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,416
Oh, come on.
441
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,351
Let me take another one.
442
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,653
Sorry, we're too busy.
443
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,555
Plus, this makes me laugh. (Laughs)
444
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,722
Next.
445
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,925
(Gasps) Ooh, that's me!
446
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,493
Yes.
447
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,361
Whoa. Hey, where did
the glam squad come from?
448
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,063
A magazine shoot in the Maldives.
449
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,131
I have them on speed dial.
450
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,001
(Shutter clicks)
451
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,536
Beautiful. (Shutter clicks)
452
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,939
Oh! Yeah! (Shutter clicks)
453
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,607
Work it, girl! (Chuckles)
454
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,808
Now pout.
455
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,743
Ooh! More of that. (Shutter clicking)
456
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,412
I could stay here all day.
457
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,914
(Shutter clicks)
458
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,816
Oh, but you didn't have
time to take one more of me?
459
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,785
You drove me into a lake.
460
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,019
That's... Fair.
461
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,526
Well, my license picture came out great.
462
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,694
Look, I'm glowing.
463
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,129
Emma, I'm sure it's very pretty, but I...
464
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,281
Wow.
465
00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,869
It's a good thing police
officers wear sunglasses.
466
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:39,792
Yeah.
467
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:43,504
Meanwhile, I look like
I got attacked by bees.
468
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,813
Hey, everyone! Pizza!
469
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,115
Awesome! I love pizza!
470
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,951
Bertram didn't cook it, did he?
471
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,587
Great, now that I have your
attention, who broke the desk?
472
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,657
Oh, dang it.
473
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,060
I cannot believe we fell for
the old nonexistent pizza ploy.
474
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,030
Yeah, it worked better than my,
"Hey, kids, Brussels sprouts."
475
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,798
You didn't come out of
your rooms for a week.
476
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,637
BTW... Why was Zuri's car
driving down Central Park West?
477
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,506
Because the traffic is
terrible on Broadway?
478
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,675
(Sighs)
479
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,943
Jessie, it was an accid...
480
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,011
I did it.
481
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,481
No, we did it.
482
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,017
The desk, the car, all of it.
483
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,818
Zuri is blameless.
484
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,620
We're really sorry,
485
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,922
for everything.
486
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,060
They're just trying to protect me.
487
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,763
But the truth is, it was my fault too.
488
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:43,534
Wow, so everyone's confessing And I
didn't even have to get the hose? (Gasps)
489
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,169
You guys are growing up.
490
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,238
Does that mean you are
not going to ground us?
491
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,840
Aw. (Chuckles) No, you're grounded.
492
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,076
But I'll tell your parents
Bertram broke the desk.
493
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,244
I already told them he sank the limo.
494
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:54,578
(Chuckles)
495
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,880
That's a long story.
496
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,786
Now remember, Bertram, before you
cross the street, look both ways.
497
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,522
I know, Jessie. I'm not a child.
498
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,159
Oh, my shoe is untied!
499
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,061
Could you put the bunny
through the hole for me?
500
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,230
Fine.
501
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,099
But tomorrow morning,
you're wearing Velcro.
502
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:17,968
(Bicycle bell rings)
503
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,503
Out of the way, tourist!
504
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,205
(Screams)
505
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,941
You have to watch for bikes, too.
506
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,643
Maybe you should just stay inside.
507
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,844
Agreed. (Panting)
508
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,548
But for crying out loud, would someone
please just get me a hot dog?
509
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,550
(Sobbing)
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