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Jessie: Guys, I have something
really important to tell you.
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There's no easy way to say this.
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Jessie, just tell us straight up.
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We can handle it.
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Okay, I just got off the
phone with your parents.
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They lost all their money.
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(Screaming)
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That was a bit too straight up.
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(Sobbing)
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By "lost all their money" do you
mean they can't find the bank?
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Because there's an app for that.
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No, the IRS is claiming they
owe millions of dollars
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in back taxes, so they
froze all their money.
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So when it thaws out, we get it back?
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(Chuckles nervously) I'm
afraid that's not how it works.
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But, look, your parents
are gonna figure this out.
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So, everyone just stay calm because
nothing's gonna happen right away.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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Oh. Oh, this is happening right away.
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Luke: Wait, no, no, stop! Hey! Hey!
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What do you think I am? A
throw pillow with pigtails?
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Bertram: Argh! You monsters!
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They're taking Judy the juicer!
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No!
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No! (Sobbing)
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Well, on the bright side,
at least we won't have
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to drink any more of
Bertram's kale smoothies.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ it feels like a party every day
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♪ hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ but they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ my whole world is
changing turning around
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♪ they got me going crazy
yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ but they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ and I don't want to let them
down, down, down ♪ hey Jessie
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♪ hey Jessie
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♪ it feels like a party every day
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♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Um, so, I just got an e-mail
from your parents in Istanbul...
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The IRS canceled their credit cards,
so they can't pay for their hotel,
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and they can't get tickets to fly home.
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But they're okay.
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How is any of that okay?
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They're still a super cute couple?
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Anyway, until your parents figure
this out, we should pool our money.
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I've got...
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$12, someone else's library card,
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a set of dentures...
Wait, this isn't my purse!
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That explains why that old lady
was yelling at us in the park.
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We probably could have understood what
she was saying had she had her teeth.
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I probably shouldn't have maced her.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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Hey, guys, I got great building gossip.
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A rich family in the building is broke,
and all their stuff was repossessed!
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(Clears throat)
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Oh.
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Thanks for the free meal, Tony.
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Of course.
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You can have free pizza
from my family's restaurant
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every night until you
guys get back on your feet.
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Well, if we have pizza every night,
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we may not be able to get back on our feet.
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Meanwhile, the rosses
can't afford to pay me,
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so I have to get a second job to help out.
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I wish I could give you a job here,
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but all we have is an
opening for a handyman.
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I'm handy.
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Yeah, when Luke thought the
toaster was broken, I fixed it.
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Granted, I just had to plug it in, but...
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Congratulations, you're hired. (Chuckles)
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You can wear Jimmy's coveralls.
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He just quit. Oh!
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Ugh! (Coughs)
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These smell like a septic
tank exploded on 'em.
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It did. That's why Jimmy quit.
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Why are we eating on the floor?
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This is where we spit up
Bertram's terrible cooking!
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Because I want to keep
things as normal as possible.
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Now, hand me that stick
we're using as a fork.
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Jessie, thank you for standing
by us during these dark times.
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Yeah, without you, we'd
probably be afraid and hungry,
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wondering which part
of Bertram to eat first.
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(Bertram screams) Do
you think he heard that?
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Ahh! (Chuckles)
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You know, Bertie, just
once I'd love to hear,
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"hello, Rhoda, don't
you look lovely today."
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Feh! (Chuckles)
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Until we meet again, my hunky wordsmith.
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Mrs. Chesterfield, what are
you doing in our apartment?
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Looking for fresh blood
for your afternoon tea?
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Don't be silly, I don't drink tea.
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And as of today, this place is mine.
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Penthouse, Rhoda!
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(All gasping)
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(Chuckles) (Elevator bell dings)
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Hey, guys! More juicy building gossip.
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Mrs. Chesterfield is paying
cash for another apartment
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and kicking out the poor broke saps who own
it, because they lost all their money!
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(Clears throat)
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Oh!
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You ever heard the saying,
"dumb as a doorman"?
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- Nope.
- That's because I just made it up.
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Wasn't it nice of Tony to
give up his place for us?
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We had to duck under
police tape to get in here!
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It's good exercise.
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And besides, this place is not that bad.
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(Banging) (Woman screaming)
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Then what was that?
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That is someone who is screaming because
they are so happy to live here.
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(Screams) I'm happy to be here, too!
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(Chuckles)
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So, guys, I brought some
stuff to remind you of home.
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(Gasps) Is it money?
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Uh, no.
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Okay. Emma, here's the blouse
I bought you for Christmas.
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For some reason, it was stuffed behind
a box on the floor of your closet.
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Uh, gee.
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I wonder how that happened.
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Zuri, here's your cowboy hat
signed by Miranda Lambert.
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- Thank you! I'll put it on the shelf.
- Mmm.
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- Aw.
- Oh!
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Or I'll just wear it.
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And, Ravi, here is your Neil
Degrasse Tyson bobble head.
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Thank you, Jessie.
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I am your best friend, am I not, NDT?
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I don't know who I'm sadder
for, Ravi or the bobble head.
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Anyways, I brought
everything I need from home.
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What? You took a picture
of me for a calendar?
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No.
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I took 12 pictures of you for a calendar.
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In march...
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You're flossing.
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And you ruined spring for me.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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The girls get the bed.
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What? Why can't the boys get the bed?
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Because I'm a girl, and I'm
not sleeping on the toilet.
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So, Luke, Ravi, who gets the hammock
and who wants to sleep on the floor?
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I shall take the hammock.
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Ow!
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I shall take the floor.
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Zuri, are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Actually, I'm kinda worried.
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Yeah, me too.
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What's gonna happen to us?
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Eventually Tony is going
to want his place back.
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He's already come by
twice to water the mold.
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Look, guys, we'll get through this, okay?
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We just, we have to stick together.
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Yes, we shall stick together like
my cheek is stuck to this floor.
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Seriously, does Tony ever clean this place?
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Uh!
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Now, we just have to make
some money to live on.
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But how?
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Well, lots of kids do little odd
jobs to make money for their families.
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So we just have to find those kids
and make 'em hand over that money!
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No!
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We're gonna earn it.
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I could ask for some extra
hours at the snack shack.
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And maybe start treating the customers
nicely, so I actually get tips.
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There's a novel idea.
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Meanwhile, let's get into our PJ's.
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Where?
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Great question. Let's just go to sleep.
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(Locking door) Get tucked in...
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Goodnight, guys.
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(All screaming)
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Bertram? How did you get in?
I locked the door.
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Yeah, I think it's still locked.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought Chesterfield said
you could stay in your old room.
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She did, but then she
kept wanting to tuck me in.
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(All shuddering)
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Can I stay with you guys?
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Only if you can sleep on a toilet.
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Meh. I do it all the time, but
I didn't bring any magazines.
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So get one of your boring
ex-boyfriend stories ready.
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Hey, Emma, I thought I'd have
my lunch break with you guys.
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What can I get for a dollar and 29 cents?
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This spork.
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No, thanks. I'm on a low plastic diet.
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So, how do you like being a handywoman?
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Oh. Uh, well, you know that garbage chute
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that we used to love
throwing gross stuff into?
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That leads to my office.
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Luke!
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You don't take the customers' plates
until after they're finished eating.
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If I wait that long,
the food will get cold.
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Hey, guys.
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To help out, I got a
job as a bike messenger.
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When did you learn to ride a bike?
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Oh, I didn't.
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It took me three hours to
walk this thing seven blocks.
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Everything must go, and
no price is too low!
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So get out your wallets,
and hand me that dough!
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Zuri, it's so nice to see you
sacrificing for the family.
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Hey! Wait, this is mine!
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And these clothes are Luke's and Emma's!
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What was I gonna do, sell Ravi's clothes?
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Do you know what the resale
is on used socks and sandals?
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Hey, Zuri, the point is,
none of this belongs to you.
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Aren't you giving up anything of your own?
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Yes, my afternoon!
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At least I'm bringing in
more cash than some people.
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I won't name names.
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Hey!
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I put that in there!
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Okay, three brushes, a spit,
then move along, people.
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And wash a dish while you're at it.
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Ravi, I need to make the bed.
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Uh, please, give me some privacy.
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Why do you need privacy to floss?
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Afraid Luke's gonna take a picture
of you for his next calendar?
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I never thought I would
have to reveal this,
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but the truth is, I have shy gums!
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I thought it was his bladder that was shy.
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- I thought it was...
- That's enough!
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Ravi, you and your socially awkward
body parts need to move off the bed.
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There is no "off the bed."
The whole room is bed!
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Hey, wait, where's Luke?
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Oh!
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Hey, wake up! Time to go to school.
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Okay, but first I have
to go to the bathroom.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That is not happening.
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Use the Bodega restroom
like the rest of us.
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But they always make me buy
chips first, and I'm in a hurry!
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Jessie, we can't live like this!
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Guys, it's like your parents told
you, they're trying to figure it out,
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but in the meantime, we have each
other, and a roof over our heads.
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Part of a roof.
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Hello, Mrs. Polsky.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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Hurry up, Jimmy!
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How hard can it be to shimmy up a shaft?
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I'm trying to oil the cables, because
you complained about an annoying noise.
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I was referring to you. (Chuckles)
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Do that later. I have a job for you.
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(Chuckles)
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Okay, I already told you, I'm
not gonna whack anyone for you.
246
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:34,119
I want you to destroy this wall.
247
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,954
Start with the freckled one.
248
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,490
His creepy little eyes
follow me everywhere.
249
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,193
Yeah, I know how you feel.
250
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:46,231
Look, before I demolish the only
home these children have ever known,
251
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,233
would you consider maybe
letting them stay here?
252
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,668
Just until their parents
get this all sorted out?
253
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,671
Mmm. Well, I certainly have the space...
254
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:58,710
But I'd rather have a nose job on a roller
coaster than share anything with you.
255
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:02,046
Okay, I feel the need to point out
I'm still holding a large mallet.
256
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,719
So, I asked Mrs. Chesterfield if
we could stay in our old penthouse.
257
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,654
Did she say yes?
258
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,337
Nope. Apparently, she would rather
get plastic surgery from a carny.
259
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,727
Hey, I finally made some cash.
260
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:18,029
Someone actually tipped you?
261
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,099
Nope. A lady gave me a dollar
to stop burping and go away.
262
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,302
Years of smelling your salami burps,
263
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,505
and all I had to do was hit
you with a wadded up single?
264
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,375
Hey, guys.
265
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,510
Hey, Zuri, how are sales?
266
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:36,047
Well, the bad news is,
no one wants your stuff.
267
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:40,285
The other bad news is, apparently, you
need a permit to sell things in the park.
268
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,686
Wait.
269
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,122
Zuri, this is a $700 ticket!
270
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,658
Yeah, I may have mouthed off a little.
271
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,996
Guys, we're going in the wrong direction.
272
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,465
If it weren't for Luke's obnoxious
burping, we'd have nothing.
273
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,768
Ugh! This totes stinks!
274
00:13:56,770 --> 00:14:00,204
It seems like the only person happy
about our situation is Mrs. Chesterfield.
275
00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:04,075
I can't believe how fast she
swooped in and took our place.
276
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:08,746
Yes, it is almost as if she had prior
knowledge of our financial downfall.
277
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:12,383
Wait, are you thinking what I am thinking?
278
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,252
You should switch hair conditioners?
279
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,521
No!
280
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,390
Well, you really should.
281
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,028
Wait, Ravi, are you saying
you think Mrs. Chesterfield
282
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,064
had something to do with your
parents losing all their money?
283
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,099
It is possible. And if she is guilty,
284
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,803
every criminal leaves clues,
like incriminating e-mails.
285
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:34,505
So, if we can just get
our hands on her laptop,
286
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,107
we may be able to prove what she did.
287
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,610
I'd love to see Chesterfield in prison.
288
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,445
That's mean!
289
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,680
What did those prisoners ever do to you?
290
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,393
Why does Mrs. Chesterfield have a
net in the middle of the living room?
291
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,595
To catch her prey before she
sucks the life out of 'em.
292
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,132
Okay, let's split up
and look for that laptop.
293
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,901
We need that evidence. Boys...
294
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,772
Where do you think she keeps her laptop?
295
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,074
Probably in the coffin she sleeps in.
296
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,478
Mrs. Chesterfield: Oh, Zeusie.
297
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,545
Run!
298
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,153
(Sniffs)
299
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,088
Ugh!
300
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,825
They've been gone a week and yet
the scent of children still lingers.
301
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,560
I should have this place tented.
302
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,332
Luke, did you find Mrs.
Chesterfield's laptop?
303
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,833
My room...
304
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,669
She painted it pink.
305
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,404
Everything pink.
306
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,673
So girly...
307
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,276
Luke! We don't have time for this.
308
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,746
Spit, scratch yourself, and snap out of it!
309
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:53,584
That cobra in a feathered hat has
turned my room into Zeus's play room!
310
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,446
There's a bone shaped
seesaw, and a giant chew
311
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:59,123
toy that looks remarkably
like you, Jessie.
312
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,825
(Cell phone chimes)
313
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,694
It's a text from Emma. (Gasps)
314
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,195
Mrs. Chesterfield is here!
315
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,331
I thought I felt an evil chill. Let's go.
316
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,766
Luke, where are you going?
317
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,601
- To get that chew toy.
- Oh, come on.
318
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,841
Oh, Zeusie! Isn't this
exhilarating? (Giggles)
319
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,712
I haven't felt this alive since I
found out my third husband was dead!
320
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,848
(Barking)
321
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,784
Zeusie, stop barking and
pay attention to mommy.
322
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,219
I have a new trick.
323
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,528
Well, that's rude.
324
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,723
When you learn a new
trick, I give you a treat!
325
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,396
Zuri: Scram, Zeus.
326
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,831
Ah!
327
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,866
I think that's enough for today.
328
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,568
Trap-easy does it.
329
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,869
(Whimpers)
330
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,437
(Elevator bell dings)
331
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,506
(Gasps)
332
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,175
Oh, my... oh, my!
333
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,811
I have a package for you, Rhoda.
334
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,813
Oh, where do I sign?
335
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:01,886
And what a delightful coincidence that
you're the one delivering it to me.
336
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,455
This is the tenth thing
you've had me deliver to you.
337
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:08,926
And by the way, it was really fun
carrying that gigantic net on my bicycle.
338
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,795
(Chuckles)
339
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,931
Oh, it's my laptop. I
was having it repaired.
340
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,266
Grab that bag!
341
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:17,902
Oh!
342
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,737
Got her!
343
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,699
No, not that bag! The one
with the computer in it!
344
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,776
Oh, yeah. Honest mistake.
345
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,485
Ack!
346
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:29,313
What are you poorhouse
ragamuffins doing here?
347
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,948
We're here for that computer.
348
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,884
Good gracious, there are more of them!
349
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,887
Zeus, call the exterminator.
350
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:40,591
We know you are responsible for Mr.
Daddy and Mrs. Mommy losing their money.
351
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,226
That is ridiculous.
352
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,562
Fine, take my computer.
I have nothing to hide.
353
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,364
That outfit says otherwise.
354
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,835
What is your password?
355
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,438
"Rhoda and Bertram sitting in a tree."
356
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,408
P-u-k-i-n-g.
357
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,446
Ravi, could you change that
password while you're in there?
358
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,381
We know you've always
wanted this penthouse.
359
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,982
So you finally did something about it.
360
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,785
Oh, don't be silly. Ravi, hurry up!
361
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,487
I don't know what makes me angrier,
362
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,923
that you got us thrown
out of our apartment,
363
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,559
or that you know his name and not mine.
364
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,861
I just want you all out of here.
365
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,797
If I wanted to look at poor
kids, I'd go see Annie.
366
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,735
I am afraid I have yet to
find anything incriminating.
367
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,872
But someone spends way too much
time looking for cheap Botox.
368
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:33,978
Just admit it, you did something to
make our parents lose all their money.
369
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,948
You're a bad lady. And a big poopy head!
370
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,617
Language, zippy!
371
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,888
Look, I know we've never gotten along,
372
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,891
but I swear, I had nothing
to do with your misfortune.
373
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,894
Please believe me.
374
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,931
All right. You know what,
Mrs. Chesterfield, I believe you.
375
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,333
- But you can see why...
- Yes, of course.
376
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,667
- Now get out.
- Well, okay.
377
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,974
Order up!
378
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,810
You know, working together
as a family is kind of fun.
379
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,646
Especially since I don't have to
clean out the rat traps anymore.
380
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,847
(Croaking)
381
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,782
Way to pull your weight, Mrs. K.
382
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:16,854
Yes, it certainly beats
being a human robot.
383
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,057
Some ruffians tried to strip me for parts.
384
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,827
Guys! Great news! Your dad just called.
385
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,529
He said you got all of your money back.
386
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,897
(All cheering)
387
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,532
Wait, what happened?
388
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,966
Well, the government made a mistake.
389
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,601
They got the wrong Ross family.
390
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,903
Stupid government!
391
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,540
I blame congressional gridlock.
392
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,910
Anyway, I want to tell you
guys I am really proud of you.
393
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,811
You all chipped in, you worked hard...
394
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,847
Ravi, you learned how to sleep in a sink.
395
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:47,652
It was not so bad, once Luke stopped
turning on the garbage disposal.
396
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,354
And you all took care of each other
while I was working as a handyman.
397
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,723
By the way, don't take
the elevator for a while.
398
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,594
Thank you, Jessie, for being there for us.
399
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,762
Even though you weren't getting paid.
400
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,631
Mmm. Of course, I love you kids.
401
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,900
Besides, money isn't what's important.
402
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,570
What's important is being there
for each other as a family.
403
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,772
Hey, there's Bertram!
404
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,040
Let's tell him the good news.
405
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,409
And get him out of those bike shorts asap.
406
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,844
Can't stop this thing!
407
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,746
Bertram, watch out for... (Crashing)
408
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,582
(All groaning) (Material tearing)
409
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,849
And the shorts ripped.
410
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:25,156
Mrs. Chesterfield, you have to leave!
411
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,493
Or at least put on some pants.
412
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,063
No!
413
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,565
I can't believe you're kicking
me out of my beloved home.
414
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,767
It's our home.
415
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,936
And you shouldn't have sold your place
before the deal closed on this one.
416
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,039
Oh, well thanks for the Monday
morning quarterbacking, jazzy.
417
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,545
Zeus, bite the mean people!
418
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,921
Traitor!
419
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,957
Won't you all please take pity
on a poor twenty-something...
420
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,926
(Both chuckle) Don't say it!
421
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,929
With nowhere to go.
422
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,964
- I'll tell you where to go...
- Zippy!
423
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,899
I was gonna say a hotel.
424
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,004
Well, actually, I can't afford a hotel.
425
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:17,008
Due to some stupid clerical error,
all my assets have been frozen.
426
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,843
Just like her face.
427
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,011
(Chuckles)
428
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,647
Um...
429
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,016
Hey, Ravi, did you have anything to do with
430
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:27,818
Mrs. Chesterfield's financial difficulties?
431
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,427
Duh!
432
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,890
When I was looking at her computer,
I noticed some illegal deductions,
433
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,959
and I alerted the authorities.
434
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,462
When it comes to tattle tale-ing,
I say, "go big or go home!"
435
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,700
Ravi, that is...
436
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:43,768
Awesome!
437
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,804
Aw!
438
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,039
Don't worry, Mrs. Chesterfield.
439
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,242
I know a nice, cozy place you can stay.
440
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:53,244
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
441
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,648
I can't stay here.
442
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,751
It's revolting, and you
obviously have termites.
443
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,186
(Siren wailing) Tony: No, no.
444
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,021
Those are bullet holes.
445
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,794
Mrs. Chesterfield, what do you say
to Tony for lending you his apartment?
446
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:10,861
Yuck!
447
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:13,931
All right. Sweet dreams.
448
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,032
(Screams)
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