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Bertram, we're out of
milk and eggs and food.
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Our refrigerator is emptier
than Ravi's trophy case.
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I can't go shopping in this weather.
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It's sunny and 72 degrees.
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Which means an 80% chance
of having to smile at people.
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No thank you.
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Woe is me. Next week, I
must run the 50 yard dash.
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Which is cruel, pointless,
and flies in the face
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of the universally accepted metric system!
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Speaking of cruel and pointless,
I have a science project due.
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Hey, let's just cut school.
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I mean... (Coughing) We're sick.
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(Coughing)
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Guys, come on.
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You can't run away from something
because you don't wanna do it.
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Says the girl who ran
away from her own wedding.
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I didn't run.
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I couldn't with the
high heels and the train.
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Have you heard from Brooks
since the non-wedding?
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Not a word, but I'd be
happy to hear from him.
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(Phone beeps)
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Ahh! An email from Brooks!
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Wowzers. Perhaps she can
run the 50 yard dash for me.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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I feel so bad for poor Brooks.
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Being dumped is no picnic.
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You should know. You've been at that
picnic many, many... many times.
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Not this time.
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Brooks' email was so sad. Look.
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"Africa is great and I
hope all's well with you."
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Clearly, he's devastated.
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He is! Read between the lines!
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It's only one line.
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There's nothing to read between!
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Obviously, I need to
apologize to him again,
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but sending an email is too impersonal.
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I should talk to him.
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Okay, Bertram, can you watch
the kids while I'm gone?
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As long as they're standing directly
in front of the TV, no problem.
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Have you guys seen Jessie?
She's been gone for hours.
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I already tried calling her.
It went straight to voice-mail.
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Oh, I'm not calling her. I'm checking
the webcam I set up in her bedroom.
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No, she's not in there.
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There's just a sign that says, "Luke,
you're a pig. And you're groon-ded?"
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That spells "grounded." Read a book.
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I checked her calendar, and
she has nothing going on today.
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Or tomorrow... Or ever.
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This is even sadder than my calendar.
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At least I have my upcoming
Reptile Club soiree.
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I'd call a tie.
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Look, this tab is open to Brooks'
animal sanctuary in Africa.
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Hey, Bertram, have you seen Jessie?
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Well, I try not to see any of you.
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But I did hear her babbling something
about going to talk to Brooks.
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How? He's in Africa.
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Who knows? She just told
me to look after you all,
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so, if you run with the scissors,
try not to use my good ones.
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Ha! Joke's on him.
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I use those to clip my toenails.
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There was enough toe
jam to fill a jelly jar.
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Okay, this is strange.
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Jessie becomes unhinged
after receiving Brooks' email.
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Then, upon viewing his website, she
decides she needs to talk to him?
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So she leaves, and tells
Bertram to take care of us.
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Which means, Jessie has
gone to Africa because
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she's still in love with that loser Brooks!
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But why would she do that?
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She's got so much going on in New York!
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Like her acting career, her dating life...
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OMG, she's never coming back!
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(Snoring) Bertram...
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Bertram!
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Ow! Marky Mark and the
Funky Bunch, that hurt!
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What did you rip off me?
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A note the kids left you
and part of your unibrow.
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"Dear Bertram. Jessie's gone
to Africa to be with Brooks.
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"Going there to stop her."
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Wait, why would they
think I went to Africa?
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- What did you tell them?
- Just what you told me!
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That you wanted to talk to Brooks.
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On my phone! Which is the
only place I have his number.
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That's why I dropped it off to get fixed!
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So they went to Africa for nothing?
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(Laughing) That's hilarious!
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Ow!
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Now that's hilarious!
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Also, now you don't need to go to the
doctor to get that wart removed.
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So, Zuri, how does it feel to be
back in the land of your birth?
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It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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Scratch that. Hunk at 12:00.
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We came to get Jessie back. Focus!
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Oh, Momma's focused.
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Ross kids?
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What are you all doing here?
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Wait, are you a mirage? 'Cause I get
heat stroke here like twice a week.
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Okay, Brooks, where is Jessie?
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How should I know? I
stopped keeping tabs on her
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when she said, "I don't,"
instead of, "I do."
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She must not be here yet.
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Well, she did fly (Gagging) commercial.
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Why is Jessie coming here?
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- Because she's still in love with you!
- What?
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I know. Personally, I don't see it.
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I mean, you have the bone structure,
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but you don't have the
freckles to back it up. So...
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Brooks! The fence on the
rhino enclosure broke!
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You have to fix it before
Rory the Rhino gets out again!
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What if he tries to
cuddle with another bus?
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Yeah, we gotta get him a girlfriend.
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Kids, this is Kami, our
sanctuary's veterinarian.
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Kami, this is Emma, Luke,
Ravi, and Zuri, from America.
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- Hi.
- All: Hi.
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Well. Nice to meet you, Kami.
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Thanks for making that 18
hour plane ride worth it.
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Watch it. I can neuter
anything in five minutes.
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So, I've got five minutes?
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I'll go fix the fence.
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Hey, kids, you want to take a tour?
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On the way, we'll talk
about this Jessie thing.
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Sure! Great!
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Where's the limo?
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Back in New York. Here, we travel by jeep.
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Oh, is that an African word for limo?
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Have fun! I've got to get
back to Jenna the Giraffe.
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She's about to give birth.
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Ooh! A baby! Can I hold it?
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Well, you can try, but
it'll be about six feet long,
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slimy, and smell like
the inside of a giraffe.
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Stink doesn't bother me.
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I just took an 18 hour
flight sitting next to Luke.
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All I can smell is my nose hairs burning.
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So tell us, are you going
to steal Jessie back or not?
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Of course not! It's over between us.
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It is? Well, that was easy.
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Take us back to the jet.
They have macadamia nuts!
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Hey! I smell French fries.
Can we stop at a drive-through?
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Ooh, the only fast food
around here is whatever's
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running away from the cheetahs.
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The smell is coming from the truck.
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Ah, so the engine must run on bio-fuel.
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Oh, that means you put
organic matter into the engine
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and it converts it into energy.
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Ah, ah, ah. That sounds suspiciously
like science, and I'm on vacation.
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Ravi, you know the rules.
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On vacation, we only talk
about sports and Mila Kunis.
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That's right.
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(Elephants trumpeting)
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Zuri, wasn't that birth beautiful?
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Why didn't you tell me to back up?
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You said you wanted a closer look.
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And I got it. I am never having children.
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That was the circle of yuck!
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Oh, Zuri, thank goodness you're okay!
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And very slimy.
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I just helped birth a giraffe.
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Bertram, what's your excuse?
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It's 110 degrees! Next
time, run away to Antarctica!
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Yeah, or here's an idea,
don't run away at all!
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Ooh, let's not be hasty.
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It was an emergency! We thought
you were leaving us for Brooks.
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I am not getting back together with Brooks.
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Bertram, you are never allowed
to talk to the kids again.
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Done and done.
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Hi, I'm Kami. You must be Jessie.
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Yeah. Oh, you recognize me?
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I can't believe my toe fungus
commercial made it all the way to Africa!
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No, it's because of all the
pictures of you Brooks put up.
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Aw, to remember me by?
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No, to throw darts at.
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50 points for hitting a nostril.
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I knew it.
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- He's still heartbroken.
- Uh, actually...
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And who can blame him?
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I mean, he was one "I
do" away from all of this.
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Poor sweet lug. He'll
probably never recover.
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If I don't get some fluids and an
ostrich burger, I'll never recover.
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Do you know where the rest of the kids are?
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Or anyone who wants to hire a butler?
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Oh, they're with Brooks
out on the savannah.
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I'll have someone take us there and we can
show you the beautiful African countryside.
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Aw, thank you. That'd be great.
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As long as we don't pass
any pregnant animals.
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Oh, and Jessie, no need for
us to have "the talk" anymore.
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I'm gonna be an old
maid like you. Twinsies!
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That's a real dart in the nostril.
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(Buzzing)
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These mosquitoes won't stop biting me!
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Curse my perfect, sweet blood!
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You should've used the bug spray.
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No! It stinks. Almost as much as our
coming here for absolutely no reason.
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Yeah, that was stupid.
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- Mosquito?
- No.
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Luke, check it out! I've constructed
a bug zapper from spare parts.
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(Fly buzzing)
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(Fly buzzing) (Device zapping)
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Boom! And that is the
miracle of science, son!
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Luke?
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Luke!
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Luke?
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Oh, no! You have been taken
away by the giant bearded vulture
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to be eaten and regurgitated to its babies!
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I shall avenge you!
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Luke: Thanks, Ravi, but I'm just
up this tree, picking some fruit.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I talk a big game, but I am
actually terrified of birds.
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Well, you may have taken care of the
mosquitos, but I'm getting us dinner.
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Guess you're not the only
smart one in this family.
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(Branch cracking) (Screaming)
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Gravity and I beg to differ.
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Is that blood?
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No, it's tamarind juice.
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Further evidence that fruit
and vegetables are the enemy.
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Hey, Emma, thirsty?
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Parched. What kind of juice is this?
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Tamarind and armpit.
Squeezed it out of my shirt.
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How refreshing.
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(Car arriving)
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It's Jessie!
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Kids! Oh, I'm so happy to see you!
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How dare you go all the
way to Africa by yourselves!
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This is worse than when I lost
you in the Mall of America.
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At least then you were still in America!
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It was all Bertram's fault.
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He did imply that you came here.
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Oh, so you listened then,
but when I was locked
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in my bathroom for a weekend,
screaming, no one heard anything?
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Oh, we heard.
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Hi, Jessie.
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00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,460
Brooks, hey.
244
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,395
Bet you never thought
you'd see my face again.
245
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,398
Unless there were darts sticking out of it.
246
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,567
Yeah, look, about that...
247
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,204
I understand. I left
you on our wedding day.
248
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,973
Of course, you're still heartbroken.
249
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,574
No, I'm really not.
250
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,710
Uh, Jessie, I need to tell you something.
251
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:03,047
Not now, Emma. I'm trying to
let Brooks down gently. Again.
252
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,283
Jessie, trust me, I'm over you.
253
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,052
Oh, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks...
254
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,289
Denial isn't just the river Bertram
peed in on the way over here.
255
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,325
Can we talk about this later?
256
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,495
I have to finish fixing the
fence to keep Rory the Rhino in.
257
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,998
Plus, these mosquitos here are huge!
258
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,399
That last one had a saddle!
259
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:26,604
Hey, who used the battery pack from
my drill to make a bug zapper?
260
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,973
It is I who will take the credit for that.
261
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,208
Great, you drained the battery.
262
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,609
Now I can't fix the fence!
263
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,978
It is Ravi who will
take the credit for that.
264
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,415
Forget about the rhino fence.
265
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,616
We've gotta get out of here before sundown.
266
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,418
What happens then?
267
00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:42,086
We become the early bird
special for the lions.
268
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,588
And they really clean their plates!
269
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,256
Get in the truck! Get in the truck!
270
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,196
(Engine evvying)
271
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,267
(Lud crunching) All: Ow!
272
00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:00,205
Ugh! That sounded like Bertram when
he bends over to pick something up.
273
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,544
Oh, no! The fuel tank got
punctured by this branch.
274
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,079
How did this happen?
275
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,348
I am not one to cast
blame, but Luke did it!
276
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,584
(Lion roaring)
277
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,553
Was that my stomach? Please
let that be my stomach.
278
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:20,058
We'll all be in that lion's stomach
if we don't get out of here!
279
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,160
Sweetheart, get everyone
back into the truck.
280
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,128
A-ha! You called me "sweetheart."
281
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,396
You do still love me!
282
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,266
I was talking to Kami! She's my girlfriend!
283
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,036
Awkward.
284
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,640
Fun fact.
285
00:14:34,671 --> 00:14:38,806
This is the farthest I've
ever traveled to be humiliated.
286
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,449
Wait, so, Kami is your girlfriend?
287
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,751
How could you move on so
soon after our wedding?
288
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,087
You moved on during our wedding.
289
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,755
Then why did you send me that love note?
290
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,758
You mean my email that said,
"Hope all is well with you"?
291
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,826
I read between the lines.
292
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,561
It was only one line!
293
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,162
Told ya.
294
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,231
And I sent the same email to 100 people.
295
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,901
Yeah, yeah. Let's just move on past that.
296
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,569
(Lion roars)
297
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,271
Speaking of moving, can we do that?
298
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,774
Because I do not want to become a
giant cat toy for a giant cat!
299
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,744
Unless you have a way to replace
the fuel, we're stuck here.
300
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:16,814
What we need is some organic matter, i.e.
animal excrement,
301
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,785
which can then be converted into
combustible material for propulsion.
302
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:25,823
Sports and Mila Kunis! What
is not clear about that?
303
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:30,628
Ravi's right! Maybe I can modify the
engine to turn animal waste into energy.
304
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,730
So, in other words, you're gonna
make this truck poop-powered.
305
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,466
Oh, I get it. Like the time
I stood on my skateboard,
306
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,335
and made it move by farting.
307
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,703
No, nothing like that.
308
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:44,609
I say we offer Luke to the
lions and make a run for it.
309
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,377
Bertram, you and the
kids stay in the truck.
310
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,112
We'll go scoop up some poop.
311
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,214
Kami, as a vet, I'm
sure you're used to that.
312
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,484
And as a nanny, I'm sure you are, too.
313
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,220
- Hey! I'm 11!
- She's 11!
314
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,695
Ugh!
315
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,830
You know, you could have
warned me you had a girlfriend.
316
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,732
You could have warned me
you were coming to visit.
317
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,400
I didn't come to visit!
318
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,535
I came to get the kids.
319
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,539
And to think I was worried,
you were devastated.
320
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,474
Well, I'm not.
321
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,177
Yeah. Yeah, we've established that, so...
322
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,244
Yeah.
323
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,748
You know what? This stinks!
324
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,651
I know. I'm sorry. I didn't want you
to find out about Kami this way.
325
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,820
No, no, no, no. I mean, this stinks!
326
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,255
What do these animals eat?
327
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,557
People who stop to chat.
328
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,891
Good talk! Yeah, mmm-hmm.
329
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,228
(Groaning)
330
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,397
- Ew!
- Heavens!
331
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,531
Nasty!
332
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,866
I've smelled worse.
333
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,802
I've dealt worse.
334
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,740
Bad smells aside, look at
how beautiful Africa is.
335
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,575
The rolling hills,
336
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,844
the sound of the swaying grass...
337
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,911
(Rhino roaring)
338
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,713
Rory the Rhino coming towards us!
339
00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,385
Okay, kids, don't panic.
340
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,787
Just try to stay as calm as Bertram.
341
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,224
Oh, I'm not calm. I'm paralyzed with fear.
342
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,359
On the inside, I'm doing this.
343
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,427
(Screaming)
344
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,799
We are about to be pummeled
to pudding by a pachyderm!
345
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,900
Whoa!
346
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:16,968
(Roaring)
347
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,339
Oh, Brooks, Rory is gaining on us!
348
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,552
We need to pull a "Jessie."
349
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,643
Yeah, we need to pull... Wait, wait,
wait, wait. What does that mean?
350
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,946
To suddenly run away.
351
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,649
You two have an inside joke about me?
352
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,852
We all do! Who cares? Step on it!
353
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,320
Hey, he can have whatever he wants.
354
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,422
You left him!
355
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,331
You tell her, honey!
356
00:17:38,362 --> 00:17:41,459
Oh, she's "honey" now?
Let me ask you this, honey,
357
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,728
has Brooks ever given you
one of his neck massages?
358
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,363
Yeah, sometimes.
359
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,965
I taught him that. You're welcome.
360
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,902
Could you possibly hash
out your differences later?
361
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,337
I could use some help.
362
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,213
Not now, Ravi!
363
00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:57,708
And another thing... Ravi? What...
What are you doing back there?
364
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,810
Oh, knitting a pair of leggings!
365
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,445
What do you think I am doing?
366
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,013
(Rhino roaring)
367
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,514
Running for my life!
368
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,016
Help me in! Stop the car!
369
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,784
No! We can't afford the extra weight!
370
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,419
Seriously?
371
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,322
Here. Get it. I'll get in the back.
372
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,425
Here. You okay?
373
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,696
Define "okay." On the bright
side, if we run out of gas,
374
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,866
I have plenty of bio-fuel in my pants.
375
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,769
Look out, rhino at 6:00!
376
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,804
(All screaming)
377
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,445
Must go faster! Must go faster!
378
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,581
(Screaming)
379
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,386
Careful not to rip my scarf!
380
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,355
Yes, that's top priority
381
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,358
right behind keeping this
rhino's horn out of my eye!
382
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,728
(Rhino whines)
383
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,898
Wow, Jessie, that was so brave.
384
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:58,002
Thanks. Compared to catching a cab in
New York in the rain, that was nothin'.
385
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,646
Wow, Ravi, you were really
haulin' it out there!
386
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,982
Run like that, and you'll
do fine in the 50 yard dash.
387
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,885
And that was in my walking around sandals.
388
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,821
Imagine how fast I could
be in my running sandals.
389
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,757
Imagine how popular you would be
if you stopped wearing sandals.
390
00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:23,094
Oh, and I know what I'm going
to do for my science project.
391
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,962
I'm gonna make a poop-engine.
392
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,365
I am not helping you with that homework.
393
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,803
Jessie, I know it must have been a
shock that I'm dating your ex-fiance,
394
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,373
but, I hope we can be friends.
395
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,841
Of course we can.
396
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,843
By the way, have you met Brooks' mother?
397
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,479
No. (Laughing)
398
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,115
Good luck with that.
399
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,952
Mother is the real reason I wanted
to come all the way to Africa.
400
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,621
And it's still not far enough.
401
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,956
Well, have a safe trip back.
402
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,024
Thanks.
403
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,728
You know, Jessie, it was
really great to see you.
404
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,797
Even though I made a total fool of myself?
405
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,932
Not a total fool.
406
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,501
Okay, maybe three-eighths of a fool.
407
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,804
Whatever number it was,
I'm really glad you came.
408
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,408
Me too, because it gave
me another chance to say
409
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,010
how sorry I am for
running out on our wedding.
410
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,813
It's okay.
411
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,148
You know, it all worked out for the best.
412
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,585
I found my soul mate in
Africa, and you, uh...
413
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,953
Got a heat rash. Thanks for asking.
414
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,855
Oh, you know what helps with that?
415
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,924
Baby powder. I'll go get you some.
416
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,963
That's why he smells
like my great-aunt Edna.
417
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,832
Jessie, are you okay?
418
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,903
Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually really
happy for Brooks and Kami.
419
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,439
Well, I'm happy for you and me!
420
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,874
Now we can be old maids together!
421
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,977
Thanks, Zuri, but as much as I love you,
422
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,446
I don't think we're gonna
live together forever.
423
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:52,750
So, I'm gonna be by myself on my
private island in the Caribbean?
424
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,653
You know what? Boys are pigs. I'm in.
425
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:03,160
Okay, everyone, what is the
most important thing to remember
426
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,428
about this vacation?
427
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,963
All: Don't tell our parents.
428
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,633
Very good.
429
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,601
Wait a minute, something's missing!
430
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,836
You're right! Where's Emma?
431
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,072
Who cares? I'm talking about
my bearded vulture tea cozy!
432
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,976
Emma, you're rumpled!
433
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,045
This is my new screen saver.
434
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,616
I had to get my scarf
back from Rory the Rhino.
435
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,818
And he is not happy. (Rhino roaring)
436
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,919
But I am!
437
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,823
Looks like Rory's coming
back for round two.
438
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,692
Time for us to "pull a Jessie!"
439
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:35,960
(Rhino roaring) Run!
440
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:36,994
(Screaming)
441
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,898
I found it.
442
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,833
I'm gonna nick name you Vultchy.
443
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,535
(Rhino roaring)
444
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,004
(Screaming)
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