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♪ Need a new love? ♪
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♪ hey, I'm ready ♪
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♪ want my time? ♪
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♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪
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♪ who's gonna show ♪
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♪ when there's nobody ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪
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♪ who's gonna show ♪
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♪ when there's nobody ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ all right. ♪
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( Ray narrating ) They say necessity isthe mother of invention.
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That's one thing we've gothere in Detroit-- necessity.
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- ( Music playing )
- Some people gave up.
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A lot of us didn't.
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Hell, most of usdidn't have a choice.
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We had to make it,
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turn lemons into lemonade.
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And if you didn'thave any lemons--
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well, there's always something.
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( Woman moaning )
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Yes! Fuck, oh!
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God yes, fuck me!
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Yeah, oh fuck.
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- ( Recorder clicks )
- So does anyone recognize that voice?
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That's right, it was me.
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This modest,
even-tempered woman
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in front of you--
that was me.
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And you know, I-I used to be--
I was embarrassed.
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I was embarrassed of my orgasm.
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I was told I was too loud,
that I came too much.
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I was self-conscious.
I was insecure.
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And then, you know,
one day I just said fuck it.
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Just, I said fuck it!
Just fuck it!
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Ladies, sex is not a job.
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It's a way of life.
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My name is Tanya Skagle.
Welcome to Orgasmic Living.
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( Exhales )
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( Ray narrating )Orgasmic Living...
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It was a long shot.
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Okay, clearly we need
some new ideas.
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Well, Ray, what if I'm
out of ideas, all right?
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I'm fresh out.
I got it, I got it.
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Berbig--
Berbig--
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Ber-- Berbigs?
Berbiglia?
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Ber-- uh-- I can't--
I can't read this, Cammy.
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No more cursive, all right?
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God, it's not even English.
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Look, what if
this is my destiny?
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I mean, I'm good at this crap.
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And-and they have
a great health plan.
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Don't joke, Tanya.
This is not your destiny.
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Okay, this is not my destiny
to be substitute teaching
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twice a week for the rest
of my life, all right?
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Cammy, where--
where are the filters?
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Let's begin
with the obvious, okay?
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We have an excellent product.
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- Women like me.
- Most of the time.
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- Birbiglia!
- So what's the problem?
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- How come Lenore can get me clients...
- Let the customers in.
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- ...And you can't?
- You're gonna get me fired.
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Look, okay, forget it.
Just the point is,
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women like me, they like my...
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It's not all about
your dick, Ray.
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Okay, so it's not
all about my dick.
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All right, what is
what's this place about, Ray?
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What do you think?
What's Starbucks about?
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I mean, nobody needs coffee
so bad that they're willing to pay $5 a cup
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for some caramel macchiato.
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Look, Lenore always said
it was about lifestyle?
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It's not about lifestyle.
That's bullshit.
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We need a place where women can walk in
and feel comfortable
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and it's normal.
And they walk up to the counter
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- and-and they gotta--
- I'm sorry. Thank you.
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--Order.
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( Laughs )
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That's it.
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That's it.
Right. I quit.
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I quit, Cammy.
I'm out.
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Tanya:
Happiness consultants.
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It's a wellness center
for women,
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coming to a storefront
near you.
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...Thanks to Judy Pearson
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and the CertifiedNational Bank.
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- Uh-huh.
- We encompass all needs.
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All wellness-type needs.
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Well, we do lifestyle
and, uh...
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Feminine-type
suggestions.
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So it's-- it's both of you?
You're partners?
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- Business partners.
- Obviously.
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We're not married.
We're...
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( Groans )
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We're not-- we're not--
not-- not a couple.
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Uh, what we're-- what we're
trying to say is that
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we've got something special
to offer Detroit
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- and we'd like to focus on that...
- It's very special.
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- ...Full-time.
- But what is your product?
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Can you tell me that?
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Can you give me
an example, please,
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of what it is that
you are selling?
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( Screaming )
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Good boy.
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Hand creams.
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Organic hand creams.
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Ray:
Organic hand cream?
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Eight banks,
eight rejections, Ray?
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She was our first woman,
how could she say no?
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Women who hate women--
I hate them.
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The only female loan officer we get,
and she's got a stick up her ass.
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You know, I probably should have
mentioned the Orgasmic Living part.
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I don't think it would have made
much of a difference, Tanya.
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No, it might have.
Because women like orgasms.
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Men like orgasms too, okay?
It's not the point.
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It doesn't matter what
we would have said, okay?
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The banks aren't
giving anybody shit.
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That's not true. The-- the-- the small
business Obama grants--
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Don't! Don't give me
that crap, okay?
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The whole country's
fucked up right now.
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The banks get the big bailouts.
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The cops, the auto workers,
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the teachers and the perma-temps
get the shaft, okay?
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It's the way it works.
Just forget about the storefront, okay?
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It was just a silly idea.
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What are you doing?
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Tanya!
What--
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It's not her fault.
Wait, hey!
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Hey!
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Come on, Tanya!
Come here!
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Tanya, get back here.
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- Tanya.
- Hi, Judy.
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Just, uh-- just one--
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just one-- one minute.
I can wait a minute. Are you coming back?
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Before you go back there,
just while you're-- hello?
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Judy?
We were already--we had an appointment.
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Just-- just a sec.Judy!
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- Tanya.
- Jud--
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Oh, hi, sorry.
Is it on? Okay.
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- Yeah-- yes.
- About the hand cream,
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I know nothing about hand cream.
I don't know why I said it.
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What I should have said is that
women don't orgasm enough.
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- All right, Tanya, Tanya, come on.
- Just-- shh shush!
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For one second.
The thing is
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we can orgasm more, both in the
bedroom and in life in general.
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Sex can be better, Judy.
Our lives can be better--
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you, me, the fucking country.
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In fear is where
our orgasm lies...
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- Okay.
- ...Where our happiness lies.
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And that is why we need the certified
national small business loan!
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And that is why
I am offering you,
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Judy Pearson, the chance
to take our class for free.
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I want you to attend.
You can see what it is we do.
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There's no obligation,
no expectation
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and I guarantee you no regrets.
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( Ray narrating ) The whole thing
was nuts, from beginning to end.
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But banks and women, well,they work in mysterious ways.
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The vulva.
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Have you considered your vulva?
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( Ray narrating ) Judy the loan officer
and her bank teller friend Joanie--
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- Tanya's first Orgasmic Living class.
- ( Pops )
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Tanya:
For years I apologized,
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I disregarded myself
and my vulva.
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But not anymore.
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Hold on.
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- ( Music playing )
- Oh shit.
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Sorry, I thought I had this cued up.
Just a sec.
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Ladies, some wine?
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Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
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Fuck!Fuck yes!
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Fuck, oh!
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God yes, fuck me!
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Yeah, oh fuck.
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Tanya:
Okay, so, um, yeah.
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That's me.
And really in just four short weeks,
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uh, you can feel
that great too--
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both in and out of the bedroom.
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That's where we're headed,
but, um,
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after this we moveinto the feedback
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and then the practicum.
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But we can skip that for now.
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So any questions?Any thoughts?
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Yes?
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So you guys want
a loan for this?
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Oh yeah yeah.
For the set-up,
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the utilities and the overhead.
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But we have a lot
of confidence in our program.
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Well, there's the private
consultations.
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- What?
- Ray: As my partner said,
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( clears throat )
Well, I run the practicum.
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Um, it's wherethe real money is.
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We can doan in-house session
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or we could meet
at a public place--
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a restaurant, you know.
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I could wear this suit or
I could wear sweatpants.
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- You know, whatever makes you feel
most comfortable. - Right.
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I mean, we're really--
we're really very discreet.
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- We can put it all in writing if you like.
- ( Coughs )
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- Um.
- Yeah yeah.
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Joanie, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Uh, hold on a sec, you guys.
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We're just gonna check
out the porch for a second.
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- Ray: Yeah.
- Yeah no, it's a lot.
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- Yeah.
- Take your time.
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The vulva?!
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Of all the parts
of the human body to pick,
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- why the vulva?
- It's a vulva!
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- You think that's gonna get us a loan?
- It's the vulva, Ray.
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Do not stigmatize the vulva.
That's the whole problem.
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Why do you have to freak out every
time something fun is about to happen?
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Because my idea of fun and your
idea of fun are not the same thing.
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- ( Sighs )
- I mean come on, private consultation?
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- Are you kidding me?
- It's just a date.
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- It is not just a date!
- Oh, come on.
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It'll be something to laugh
about 10 years from now.
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"Fear is where
your orgasm lies."
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I don't even know
what that means.
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It's the word, vulva--
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not sexy.
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( Music playing )
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♪ You're giving mea head rush ♪
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♪ I said, oh... ♪
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( Ray narrating )We didn't have the loan.
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But at least Judyagreed to a date...
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As long as Joaniewas there too.
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Judy: Even during the Bush administration,when loans were literally--
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they were just flying
out the door literally.
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Yeah, the bush years
were the boom years.
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I had this guy once
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walk up to my window.
And he's got this gun...
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It's a squirt gun, okay?
I'm sorry.
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- You always leave that part out.
- ...And he hands me a note:
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"Give me the money or I'll
blow your fucking face off."
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So I said go ahead,
blow my face off.
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Anyway, security jumps him,
shoots him in the--
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- What is that? What is that area?
- Groin!
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Jo-- sit down.
It's the groin.
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Now he's doing time
at Saginaw Correctional
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and pees into a bag.
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- Salut!
- Salut.
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Wow, it's really
hard to be brave
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when you're behind
bulletproof glass.
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In loans, we're just
sitting ducks out there.
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Yeah, quack.
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Quack quack quack quack!
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Quack quack quack quack!
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( Squawking voice )
I'm Judy the sitting duck!
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- Quack!
- Oh, and salut.
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- Salut, bottoms up.
- So I love hearing about the-- the stories.
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I love hearing you
talk about the bank
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and banking. I mean, anything
that you're passionate about,
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I think--
it turns me on.
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You know, passion, Judy?
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I know what turns me on.
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( Moaning, laughing )
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Yes, thank you.
Um um,
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- as we were discussing--
- You know what?
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- I think it's--
- I just remembered
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that I have so much work to do
at home, so I'm gonna go
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- and you guys just have a really good time.
- What, Jude? Come on!
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Are you wussing out?
What about the private consultation?
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- You said you'd go first.
- I'm not "wussing out."
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- I don't need a private consultation.
- You're so repressed.
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- I am not repressed.
- When was the last time you saw a penis?
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Guess what, Joanie. I see penises all the time.
I see them all the time.
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You know what? Fine.
I will go upstairs and I will--
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Go! Go do what you always do.
Go fuck him upstairs.
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- Go, do it.
- That's right, Judy.
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- I don't care.
- I'll fuck him. You can fuck yourself.
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- Fuck your-- fuck yourself!
- Shh shh! Judy, Judy!
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No, I am not repressed!
I'm not.
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Just because I don't shove my crotch
into peoples' faces like her?
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- I'm not repressed. God, I hate her!
- Okay.
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When we go out together, I get
left behind every time, always.
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- You're not gonna get left behind.
- Yes, I am!
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Judy, not with me,
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not tonight.
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( Ray narrating ) Clearly the
path to Judy was through Joanie.
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I'm sorry, Judy.
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It's okay.
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( Sighs )
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All right.
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Should we keep it going?
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( Music playing )
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( Ray narrating )It was starting to look like
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the greatest dateof my professional career.
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( Laughing )
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Um, thanks.
Thanks, Ray.
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We're good.
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Uh, forgot my jacket.
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- It's right there.
- Yeah.
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( Ray narrating ) Okay, I
was a little disappointed.
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But on Monday morning,our loan got approved...
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For happiness consultants,
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a wellness center for women.
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Orgasmic Living--
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what a concept.
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Why is it so many
of us have trouble
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expecting pleasure--
sexual pleasure?
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Even-- even saying the word
vulva feels transgressive.
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Even right now, I feel
a little transgressive.
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( Ray narrates )We lost some ladies at "vulva."
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The cunt as temple,
tomb, cave or flower.
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I'd like to announcethat the wellness center--
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We also offer private consultations--
very private,
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with a therapist.
It's a female therapist,
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or a-- or a male--
it's a male therapist.
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He's very male.
And very private.
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( Ray narrates ) But those who
stayed made it all worth it.
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Um, but I've-- I've never
met this therapist.
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Richard?
Uh, Richard,
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could you bring in
the Samson file, please?
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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Hi.
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That's Richard.
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( Ray narrating ) Pretty soon
my work week was filling up.
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- Mondays I had Eloise.
- ( Glass shatters )
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Alternate Wednesdays,Christina.
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- On Fridays, the Birmingham screamer.
- ( Screaming )
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Don't stop.
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- Oh my God.
- Make it hurt.
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( Ray narrating )So thanks to a lot of fucking,
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I could finallyfix up my house.
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- Ah!
- ( Laughs )
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Ray: All right, see?
This is neck massage.
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It goes up, it goes down.
Or I can
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do lower lumbar
while looking out at the lake.
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This thing's relaxing.
You-- you try it.
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Come on.
Give it a shot.
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No. I'm okay.
333
00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:07,067
It looks comfortable though.
334
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Hey, mom, have you seen
dad's new vacuum cleaner?
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- It's like a demented dog.
- Darby: It's really retarded.
336
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- And who helped you decorate?
- Nobody.
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I mean it's mostly me.
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And all this is...
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- is from substitute teaching?
- Yeah.
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( Clears throat )
Mostly.
341
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And you know, some odd jobs
here and there.
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Odd jobs.
Wow, what kind of odd jobs?
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I mean I send my resume out 50 times
a day, nobody ever calls me back.
344
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Well, uh, I do, uh,
personal... training,
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for example.
You know, weights and cardio.
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( Clears throat )
Something sorta like that.
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- Wow.
- Hey, maybe, Jess, you ever think
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about combining forces
a little?
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You know, so you don't, uh, so
you don't have to pay rent?
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- He did fix the house, mom.
- Come on.
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- I told you, I signed a lease.
- Okay.
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I know.I'm just saying...
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Things get too hard
out there for you,
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or Lottie starts driving
everybody nuts,
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or, hey, you wannapractice your music,
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or go look at the lake...
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I just want you
to know that I'm--
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You can count on me.
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( Music playing )
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Lenore:
Happiness consultants?
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Can I warm you up?
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- Your coffee.
- Sure.
363
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You seem kinda tense.
You all right?
364
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You shouldn't have more coffee.
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It makes it worse.
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I'm sorry,
what is happening here?
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I'll tell you what,
you can keep a secret.
368
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Just let me just pop back
into the kitchen,
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I'll put a little courvoisier
in your coffee cup.
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On the house.
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- Oh! Oh God.
- ( Dog growls )
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Oh God, oh fuck.
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Oh fuck fuck!
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Oh fuck, wait wait.
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Wait, please.
Wait wait wait.
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- Pull out. Oh God.
- What, huh?
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- Is something wrong?
- No, nothing's wrong. Just pull out.
378
00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:26,990
- Why?
- 'Cause I want to see it.
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- See what?
- Your dick.
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- Now?!
- Yes now.
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Oh God, oh.
382
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Oh God, okay.
383
00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,066
- Yeah, that's a--
- ( Growls )
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Oh my God,
that's what I thought.
385
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- Oh.
- Thank you.
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00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,541
- You want to go again?
- Again?
387
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,311
- Yeah, come on.
- No, sweetheart.
388
00:22:52,345 --> 00:22:53,845
I'm not a carnival ride.
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Oh, I think I torqued my neck.
390
00:22:57,283 --> 00:23:00,851
Oh, I think that was the chair.
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Your ass is just too delicious.
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- What's your name?
- Jason.
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Jason.
I'm glad I found you, Jason.
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I've been lookingfor you for a long time.
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Like they do in Tibet
for the Dalai Lama.
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- What's that for?
- It's compensation.
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- I took a discount for myself.
- ( Weak chuckle )
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You-- oh, right--
399
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you know
that I'm not like a--
400
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a whatever--
hooker dude?
401
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- Right?
- Yeah.
402
00:23:48,223 --> 00:23:51,158
Think of it as a gift.
I want to share.
403
00:23:51,193 --> 00:23:53,727
It's a thank you.
404
00:23:53,762 --> 00:23:56,730
One time.
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This one time.
406
00:24:00,868 --> 00:24:03,169
( Laughs )
407
00:24:04,972 --> 00:24:08,640
You only have to kill one
person to be a killer, baby.
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00:24:14,747 --> 00:24:17,548
( Honking )
409
00:24:22,521 --> 00:24:25,289
- Oh my God.
- Hey!
410
00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:28,157
Wow!
I'll be right down.
411
00:24:28,192 --> 00:24:30,660
Come on!
412
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:40,034
Wow, Ray, what did you do?
413
00:24:41,336 --> 00:24:44,437
- You like it?
- It's amazing. Hell ya.
414
00:24:44,472 --> 00:24:46,139
You wanna go for a ride?
415
00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:50,709
Well, okay.
416
00:24:50,744 --> 00:24:53,178
Yeah sure.
417
00:24:53,213 --> 00:24:55,080
Wow, Ray.
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- Ray, God, it's beautiful.
- Hmm.
419
00:25:00,185 --> 00:25:01,819
Mm-hmm.
420
00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,488
Come on, let's go!
421
00:25:06,191 --> 00:25:07,892
Hey hey hey,
let's go to Windsor.
422
00:25:07,926 --> 00:25:10,659
Let's cruise this puppy
all the way to Canada.
423
00:25:10,694 --> 00:25:13,962
- How about around the block?
- Oh man.
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00:25:13,997 --> 00:25:16,964
- Yeah!
- ( Music playing )
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Oh, your kids are
gonna love it.
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00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,348
You're gonna be
the best dad in the world.
427
00:25:35,415 --> 00:25:37,116
I hope so.
428
00:25:39,386 --> 00:25:40,978
You know what?
429
00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:44,490
Fuck around the block.
Let's see what this baby can do.
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Whoo!
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♪ I work, I work ♪
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♪ I work, I work for you ♪
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♪ for you, for you ♪
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♪ for you I work ♪
436
00:26:15,515 --> 00:26:18,450
♪ I work, I work ♪
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♪ if you work too ♪
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00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:25,890
♪ for you, for you, for you ♪
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00:26:25,924 --> 00:26:29,993
♪ gold card, platinum card ♪
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♪ plastic card too ♪
441
00:26:32,096 --> 00:26:37,900
♪ I don't really givea damn about you ♪
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♪ I keep all my earningsin a box marked shoes ♪
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♪ I'd try to run heavenall to give you proof ♪
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00:26:50,378 --> 00:26:52,812
♪ I work, I work ♪
445
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♪ I work, I work for you ♪
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♪ for you, for you ♪
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♪ for you ♪
448
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♪ one more day,I will say to you ♪
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♪ and it's a good work,it's true ♪
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♪ whoo! ♪
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