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OK, cool.
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One more time.
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OK, right.
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OK.
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Aristotle said there
are three types of friendship.
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The first is
friendship of utility,
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which happens
between you and someone
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who's useful to you in some wa,
like a co-worker.
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The second is friendship of
pleasure, which occurs when two
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or more people just enjoy
one another's company.
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This can be a simple,
natural comradery,
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or even a
(censored) buddy.
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And the third,
called friendship of the good,
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is built on pure mutual
respect and admiration.
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Slower to develop,
but more enduring,
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it's the best
friend type stuff.
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I'm not saying I know more
than Aristotle, but I'd like to
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propose that there are
other types of friendship.
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One in particular I call
friendship of history.
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You were close
friends with someone,
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grew in different directions,
to be different people,
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but still act close,
just, well, because.
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It's just like seeing
a person wearing a
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life jacket in
the supermarket.
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You might ask, hey, why
are you wearing that?
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The other replies, because
I was on a boat yesterday.
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This is Jonah,
those are his parents,
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and that was the best
picture taken that day.
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Tortured by their
constant judgement
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and unrealistic expectations,
their relationship was
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complicated.
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Jonah even once saved for an
entire year, sending them on a
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tour of wine country in an
attempt to win their approval,
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but as usual,
things didn't work out for him,
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and on their way to the last
vineyard an oncoming motorist
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collided with them, and both
parents died in a fiery wreck.
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After the funeral, Jonah learnd
his parents were in severe deb,
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when the banks repossessed ther
house and most of their saving.
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Confused, Jonah spent what
little money was left on a
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prostitute named Jolene,
whom he didn't (censored),
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but kept awake
all night talking,
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before she
eventually robbed him.
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What up?
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Are you home?
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No, just organizing shit
at my parents' place, why?
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Cool if
I stop by?
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Why are you calling
instead of texting?
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Just in
the area.
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Alright,
see you soon.
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Stupid, muthafucking, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Ahhhhh!
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This is Jonah's
best friend, Richard,
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and his upbringing
was nearly the opposite.
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Close with his father and raisd
in a household many would
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consider affluent, Richard
was, as you can clearly see,
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used to things
going in a certain way.
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His bank account has
over six figures in it, which
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he enjoyed spending lavishly
on his two best friends,
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but just
like his father,
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Richard is prone
to fits of rage,
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and one time threw his laptop
into his flat screen TV,
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all because he
couldn't remember the
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password to his
own email account.
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Stupid motherfucker!
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Hey.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Fucking.
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Richard!
Richard!
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What are
you doing?
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And this is Richard's
long term partner, Sacha.
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She grew up in a military house
who disapproved of the lavish
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lifestyle Richard
provided her with,
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especially her hot pink sports
car she named Ziggy Cardust.
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Speaking of cars, she was oncea
witness in a hit and run case,
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but failed to show in court whn
Richard and Jonah convinced her
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to get
drunk instead.
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But the accident did
inspire her to attend,
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and graduate from
nursing school,
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where she now spends her
days providing physical
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and emotional care at a
nearby retirement home,
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and the evenings and weekends
pretty much doing the same thig
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for these two.
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Richard.
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Get off!
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Richard, stop!
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Richard!
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Stop it!
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Get off him.
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Uh oh.
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Just,
how could you?
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How could
I what?
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Don't fucking
lie to me!
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Stop!
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I saw
the texts.
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What texts?
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The ones.
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The ones, oh, it
was such a mistake.
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How could you
fuck her, dude?
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You are way out
of line right now.
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You two
just stay here.
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I'm gonna get
something from the car.
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This kitchen
is fucked.
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What's this?
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I didn't have time
to wrap it yet.
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Happy early
birthday, a-hole.
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Huh?
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You think those texts
were from us fucking?
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It started off as a joke,
we convinced ourselves
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to buy you this
stupid thing.
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It's got a
mahogany stock.
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So the texts you read that say
that night was such a mistake,
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ha ha,
totally worth it though,
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and I guess as long
as he doesn't find out,
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that was just us talking about
buying you a damn harpoon,
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for your
birthday.
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Spear gun.
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Whatever.
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So,
you didn't?
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Oh no.
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And with that, just
like they always did,
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our trio returned to
their instinctual roles,
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Richard begging for
forgiveness for his latest
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and all too
often fits of rage,
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Jonah retreating
inside himself,
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reinforcing his beliefs that
the world is out to get him,
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and Sacha continuing
to play her role
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as girlfriend,
mother and referee.
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And while he
could have said sorry
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with even more
luxury items,
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Richard decided today
needed to be a special apology,
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by taking them out for one of
the group's favorite activitie.
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A little help.
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Please.
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Alright.
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Look,
I'm trying, alright?
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Look at
my face.
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Look at
his face.
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OK, hey,
let's make a deal,
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I grovel and pamper you
guys unconditionally,
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and you just try to remember a
time before I went ape shit.
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I want
a free punch.
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Yes, deal.
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Punch where?
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I like this,
this plan makes sense.
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No, it doesn't.
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I want
reparations.
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Even Steven.
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Exactly.
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Not the balls.
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Please,
the balls.
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Not the balls!
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Stay
out of it.
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Why are you
encouraging this?
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What if my nose
needs surgery?
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You could have a deviated
septum, causing irregular
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sleep patterns and
long term health issues.
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For fucks sakes, just punch
me and shut the fuck up.
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Deal.
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But only one punch,
and then, then you'll chill.
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Fine.
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Both of you.
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No, this
doesn't involve me.
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What if I
let you punch me?
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You know
where I'm going.
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I said
no balls.
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No dice, I'd just as easily
go get day drunk somewhere.
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Fine, but just remember, it
behooves you to avoid these guys
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if you ever want
little Richards one day.
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Excuse me.
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Wait, no wait, afterwards,
that's it then, it's squashed.
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I don't want to hear another
word about this shit again.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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Fuck it,
let's do it.
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Hands
behind your head.
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No, no, actually,
behind your back.
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You're gonna
want those fingers.
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And eyes shut, I don't want you
anticipating where it's going.
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That's good.
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Stop squirming.
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You ready?
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Yeah,
I'm fucking ready.
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Give it to him.
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Alright,
you know what.
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What?
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It's alright.
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Ha ha.
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Fuck,
my wrist.
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Serves you right.
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Just making sure you
wouldn't get a concussion
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you
fucking asshole.
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A punch like that, I
doubt you could anyways.
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You got fire
in your hands.
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Oh, dude,
she can chuck bombs.
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Okeydoke, right here
where you were before.
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Arms behind your back,
please, thank you.
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Stop
moving around.
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Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, just
remember, it behooves you.
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Stop saying behooves
and uncross those legs.
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Stand up, and
take it like a man.
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Come on you little bitch,
close your eyes.
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We made a deal.
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I know but.
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Just close
your eyes.
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She can't punch
that hard, can she?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Almost threw
up right there.
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Oh.
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Are you sorry?
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For everything?
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Really?
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Really.
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Can't breathe out
of my left nostril.
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For all I know I could
be bleeding out inside.
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Like, the Houdini.
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He died from
taking a punch.
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You think someone
could swim that far?
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Not a fucking
chance, too far.
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Hey, can I ask
you something?
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Shoot.
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What made you think we
were messing around?
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I know it wasn't
just the texts.
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You wouldn't just
jump to that conclusion
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without something
else first.
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Sometimes,
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sometimes it feels
like you care about her
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the way that I
care about her.
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Without sounding
like a prick.
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You're gonna
sound like a.
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When are you gonna
stop fucking around?
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Look, I know you don't
like me bringing it up,
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but you saw what kind of
trouble you caused last year.
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I appreciate your concern, but
until you're in a relationship
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longer than three months,
don't give me advice.
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I don't
with you.
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You do,
actually.
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I just try and tell you
how to keep them around,
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so you can stop
fucking prostitutes.
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Once.
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Still man.
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A couple weeks back you guys got
into it at my place, remember?
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What was
that all about?
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Um,
I don't know.
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I don't really remember,
but it must not have been
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a big deal
or anything.
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The fuck you
talking about?
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You two were steaming
from the ears.
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Well, she was probably
just venting about your
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extra-curricular
activities.
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What did
you say?
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00:15:29,672 --> 00:15:32,173
Well,
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nothing about
what happened.
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OK, look, there's this quote,
and it's something to the effect
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of we accuse people of doing
things that we do ourselves.
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How do
I look?
259
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:13,915
Like
an idiot.
260
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:15,650
That sounds
about right.
261
00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:16,784
Let's try
this thing out.
262
00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:17,952
Do I
have a choice?
263
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,920
Come on, it all started
'cause of this fucking thing.
264
00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:22,055
Alright, go.
265
00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:25,693
Uno,
deuce, tre.
266
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,529
Happy birthday.
267
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:31,031
Now,
give me back my sun.
268
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,633
I got something!
269
00:16:32,635 --> 00:16:36,069
Nice.
270
00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:41,809
Hey,
are we good?
271
00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:44,681
Yeah,
we're good.
272
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:54,988
You know, a couple weeks back
when you and Jonah got into it
273
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:59,694
at my place, I think that's
where I started to get it into
274
00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:03,231
my head that something was
going on, so sorry about that.
275
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,567
I said
we're good.
276
00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:08,202
What were you guys even
fighting about, anyway?
277
00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:10,104
I don't know, probably
that stupid thing.
278
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:13,907
Didn't have
anything to do with us?
279
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:14,876
Huh?
280
00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:17,278
You know, what's been
going on between us.
281
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,981
No, we don't talk
about that shit.
282
00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:25,289
We were just arguing
about your gift.
283
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:30,892
Hey, check
this bitch out!
284
00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:52,614
Hey.
285
00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:55,617
Huh?
286
00:17:55,619 --> 00:18:00,621
You're lurking.
287
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,624
I'm fine.
288
00:18:56,946 --> 00:18:58,245
You got three
seconds to tell me
289
00:18:58,247 --> 00:18:59,681
what the fuck
is going on.
290
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:00,748
Listen.
291
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,015
One.
292
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,084
Man,
nothing is going on.
293
00:19:03,086 --> 00:19:04,152
Two.
294
00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,185
Richard, please.
295
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,956
Three.
296
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:15,328
He figured it
out, didn't he.
297
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:18,098
Uh oh.
298
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,133
He asked me about the
night we were fighting.
299
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,401
What the fuck did
you say to him?
300
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:23,370
I don't know, I just said it was
something about your guys' shit.
301
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,371
What the
fuck, Jay?
302
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,741
I don't know, it just
kind of fucking came up.
303
00:19:26,743 --> 00:19:28,842
He was gonna shoot
you with the harpoon.
304
00:19:28,844 --> 00:19:29,976
Spear gun.
305
00:19:29,978 --> 00:19:30,978
Whatever.
306
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,113
No, no,
he wouldn't shoot.
307
00:19:32,115 --> 00:19:33,146
Look at
your face.
308
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:34,348
Fuck your
fucking face.
309
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,250
Ahhh!
310
00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,424
How could you?
311
00:19:43,426 --> 00:19:44,858
Which part?
312
00:19:56,205 --> 00:20:00,007
Not the balls.
313
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:02,242
Fuck!
314
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,378
Oh fuck!
315
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,080
Oh fuck!
316
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,283
You were gonna fucking
kill me, you fuck.
317
00:20:13,388 --> 00:20:14,454
Help.
318
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:15,757
Help.
319
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:16,790
Help
somebody please.
320
00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:20,293
Stop!
321
00:20:27,971 --> 00:20:32,106
Stop!
322
00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:33,540
Why him?
323
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:37,043
Why him?
324
00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:55,930
Holy fuck.
325
00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:05,405
He wakes up again,
we're fucking dead.
326
00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:06,941
If he doesn't kill
us, his dad will.
327
00:21:06,943 --> 00:21:08,408
No way, I've known
him for too long.
328
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,511
Jay!
329
00:21:12,282 --> 00:21:15,817
Richard's father is the reason
for his six figure bank accoun,
330
00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:18,953
and the source of his violent
temper, so while I wish I could
331
00:21:18,955 --> 00:21:22,155
give you an example of somethig
nice he's done for someone els,
332
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:26,493
the only story that comes
to mind goes as follows:
333
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,261
Years back it
came to light that
334
00:21:28,263 --> 00:21:30,865
Richard's first grade
teacher was, let's say,
335
00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,501
being inappropriate
with students.
336
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:36,870
A few weeks later, as the schol
conducted a full investigation,
337
00:21:36,872 --> 00:21:39,840
the teacher
suddenly disappeared,
338
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,242
which also happened to
coincide with Richard's father
339
00:21:42,244 --> 00:21:44,444
and a few of his
rougher colleagues,
340
00:21:44,446 --> 00:21:52,953
taking a road trip
that very same weekend.
341
00:21:52,955 --> 00:21:54,155
Fuck.
342
00:21:54,157 --> 00:21:55,857
We'll say
the truth.
343
00:21:55,859 --> 00:21:57,992
We went fishing, he found out
we were sleeping together.
344
00:21:57,994 --> 00:22:00,994
Slept.
345
00:22:00,996 --> 00:22:04,264
Sorry, you
know what I mean.
346
00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:05,899
No, no,
exactly.
347
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:08,469
He found out we slept together,
he came after us,
348
00:22:08,471 --> 00:22:09,537
a fight
ensued and.
349
00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:12,009
Jay!
350
00:22:15,278 --> 00:22:17,310
Fuck.
351
00:22:20,949 --> 00:22:23,550
Oh man, it doesn't
seem safe to me,
352
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:27,888
but if you insist on resting
right there, by all means.
353
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,023
What?
354
00:22:30,025 --> 00:22:32,894
This way if they hook
us up to one of those
355
00:22:32,896 --> 00:22:34,561
lie detector things,
we can say he fell off,
356
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:38,301
and the machine won't go
off like the fourth of July.
357
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:46,406
Although, his dad's still
gonna fucking kill me.
358
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,178
At least you'll be
in the clear, though.
359
00:22:53,182 --> 00:22:57,251
He has eighty thousand
in a safe in his closet.
360
00:22:57,253 --> 00:23:00,221
His dad gives him ten
grand cash every Christmas.
361
00:23:00,223 --> 00:23:03,926
The combination is the last four
digits of his phone number.
362
00:23:11,134 --> 00:23:15,001
Come on,
you fuck.
363
00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:20,444
Here,
try this.
364
00:23:21,644 --> 00:23:23,444
Seriously?
365
00:23:23,446 --> 00:23:24,611
What?
366
00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:26,414
Just a
little exercising.
367
00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:30,384
Come on,
the lie detector.
368
00:23:30,386 --> 00:23:35,723
Yeah, just getting in a little
bit of exercising, that's all.
369
00:23:35,725 --> 00:23:37,090
Don't even
look at him.
370
00:23:37,092 --> 00:23:42,495
Taking
the d off.
371
00:23:42,497 --> 00:23:43,431
Yeah.
372
00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:48,668
Gotta make sure you
get your squats in.
373
00:23:48,670 --> 00:23:51,340
There we go.
374
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:24,538
How's this fit into
the lie detector?
375
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,607
You two were gonna
fucking drown me?
376
00:24:26,609 --> 00:24:27,607
Hey, you tried
to kill us first.
377
00:24:27,609 --> 00:24:30,411
I wasn't gonna hurt you,
you dick, what the fuck?
378
00:24:30,413 --> 00:24:31,712
You had the
harpoon aimed at him.
379
00:24:31,714 --> 00:24:33,013
Spear gun.
380
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,682
You fucking
waved that at me.
381
00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:35,549
You
strangled me.
382
00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:37,050
It doesn't matter anyway,
because you,
383
00:24:37,052 --> 00:24:38,452
you're in
the water.
384
00:24:38,454 --> 00:24:39,720
What the fuck,
you pushed me.
385
00:24:39,722 --> 00:24:41,722
No, no,
actually I didn't.
386
00:24:41,724 --> 00:24:46,626
You rolled in when you
were drunk and confessed.
387
00:24:46,628 --> 00:24:48,428
I don't
think so pal.
388
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,562
Fuck you.
389
00:24:49,564 --> 00:24:51,565
Fuck you,
you cheating bitch.
390
00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:52,732
Hey,
you did it first.
391
00:24:52,734 --> 00:24:54,068
That was
a year ago.
392
00:24:54,070 --> 00:24:55,269
Come on, Jay,
we're out of here.
393
00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:56,302
Wait.
394
00:24:56,304 --> 00:24:57,437
Fuck off.
395
00:24:57,439 --> 00:24:58,438
Fuck, fuck.
396
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,707
See you
later, pal.
397
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:03,679
She can't drive the
boat worth shit anyway.
398
00:25:11,353 --> 00:25:15,688
What?
399
00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:16,790
Uh oh.
400
00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:19,659
Ha ha,
looking for these?
401
00:25:19,661 --> 00:25:20,728
Give me those.
402
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:21,796
Give them back.
403
00:25:21,798 --> 00:25:23,063
Fuck you.
404
00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:24,130
Where the fuck
are you going?
405
00:25:24,132 --> 00:25:25,098
Swimming
this way.
406
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:26,332
Get back here,
I will shoot you right now.
407
00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:27,367
Shoot me.
408
00:25:27,369 --> 00:25:29,336
I'll drop the
keys, fucker.
409
00:25:29,338 --> 00:25:30,471
Get back in
the fucking boat.
410
00:25:30,473 --> 00:25:32,072
What are you gonna
do, drown yourself?
411
00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,741
Apparently I was
gonna drown anyway,
412
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:35,643
might as well take
you fucks with me.
413
00:25:35,645 --> 00:25:38,712
Get back in the
fucking boat, Richard.
414
00:25:38,714 --> 00:25:40,347
We need to
make a better deal.
415
00:25:40,349 --> 00:25:42,715
What deal?
416
00:25:42,717 --> 00:25:46,619
We need to promise not
to kill each other.
417
00:25:46,621 --> 00:25:51,625
What I want to see is guys
take every weapon on the boat,
418
00:25:51,627 --> 00:25:53,359
chuck
it overboard.
419
00:25:53,361 --> 00:25:57,530
That's the spear gun,
the club, the cutlery.
420
00:25:57,532 --> 00:26:00,401
The glass bottles,
the flares, the oars, fishes.
421
00:26:00,403 --> 00:26:02,502
fucking everything.
422
00:26:02,504 --> 00:26:05,271
Once I'm convinced that
there's nothing on there
423
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,807
that you guys can
use against me.
424
00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:07,875
Or you could
use against us.
425
00:26:07,877 --> 00:26:13,313
Then, and only then, I
will swim back, and we'll,
426
00:26:13,315 --> 00:26:15,816
we'll
just go home.
427
00:26:15,818 --> 00:26:17,417
And once we're back?
428
00:26:17,419 --> 00:26:20,253
As far as I'm concerned,
I don't want to see
429
00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:21,856
either of you two
sacks of shit ever again.
430
00:26:21,858 --> 00:26:23,124
You won't
call the cops?
431
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,258
Or tell
your dad?
432
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:27,127
No cops,
no dad.
433
00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:35,368
Don't think too long, this
key is feeling pretty heavy.
434
00:27:00,163 --> 00:27:03,297
The fish, get that
big ass fish out here.
435
00:27:07,936 --> 00:27:09,203
Happy?
436
00:27:09,205 --> 00:27:10,838
Now get back in
the fucking boat.
437
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,839
What about
the nine iron?
438
00:27:25,788 --> 00:27:27,555
Sacha.
439
00:27:27,557 --> 00:27:29,190
He getting it?
440
00:27:29,192 --> 00:27:30,223
I think so.
441
00:27:30,225 --> 00:27:31,291
It's underneath
the stairs.
442
00:27:31,293 --> 00:27:32,659
No,
it's not.
443
00:27:32,661 --> 00:27:33,927
It's down
there somewhere.
444
00:27:33,929 --> 00:27:36,329
I'm looking with
one fucking hand.
445
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:39,666
It's a golf club
for Christ's sake.
446
00:27:39,668 --> 00:27:41,467
Hey, Sacha,
where are you going?
447
00:27:44,407 --> 00:27:45,472
He needs
my help.
448
00:27:45,474 --> 00:27:46,440
I need her
help finding it.
449
00:27:46,442 --> 00:27:49,210
He doesn't need shit,
you're staying here.
450
00:27:57,852 --> 00:28:00,486
Lovely day, huh?
451
00:28:00,488 --> 00:28:02,525
I got it.
452
00:28:07,495 --> 00:28:08,896
There.
453
00:28:08,898 --> 00:28:12,899
That's it, now get back
in the fucking boat.
454
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:13,967
Suck a dick.
455
00:28:13,969 --> 00:28:14,903
Get in the
fucking boat.
456
00:28:14,905 --> 00:28:19,906
There's nothing left
on the fucking boat.
457
00:28:24,379 --> 00:28:25,479
Fuck off.
458
00:28:25,481 --> 00:28:27,548
Get the fuck up
there, let's go.
459
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,532
No, other side,
let's go.
460
00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:54,607
Let me see.
461
00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:55,475
He'll be fine.
462
00:28:55,477 --> 00:28:57,677
We'll worry about it
when we get back.
463
00:29:18,033 --> 00:29:20,603
What?
464
00:29:22,972 --> 00:29:25,004
Are you
kidding me?
465
00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:29,976
Please tell me
you're kidding me.
466
00:29:31,914 --> 00:29:33,946
Coast Guard one.
467
00:29:33,948 --> 00:29:36,849
Coast Guard one.
468
00:29:36,851 --> 00:29:37,917
Coast Guard one.
469
00:29:37,919 --> 00:29:38,853
Coast Guard one.
470
00:29:38,855 --> 00:29:45,792
This is the pleasure
vessel Naughty Buoy.
471
00:29:45,794 --> 00:29:49,463
Coast Guard one.
472
00:29:49,465 --> 00:29:53,000
Coast Guard one.
473
00:29:53,002 --> 00:29:54,835
Coast Guard one.
474
00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:55,903
Coast Guard one,
do you hear me?
475
00:29:55,905 --> 00:29:58,105
Did you try all the
stations, turning the dials.
476
00:29:58,107 --> 00:30:00,007
Well that explains why you spent
four years in school
477
00:30:00,009 --> 00:30:02,475
becoming a glorified
butt wiper, doesn't it?
478
00:30:02,477 --> 00:30:05,913
OK, I obviously
do more than that.
479
00:30:05,915 --> 00:30:07,915
Coast Guard one.
480
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:09,817
Hello?
481
00:30:09,819 --> 00:30:14,922
Can anyone save me
from these two pricks?
482
00:30:14,924 --> 00:30:15,990
You two.
483
00:30:15,992 --> 00:30:19,393
You two are real pieces
of work, you know that?
484
00:30:19,395 --> 00:30:21,861
I can't believe I let you
convince me that I was such
485
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,763
a prick that I
deserved punches.
486
00:30:23,765 --> 00:30:24,798
Don't even.
487
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,867
No,
this isn't right.
488
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:30,937
I want reparations,
I deserve reparations.
489
00:30:30,939 --> 00:30:32,039
We said
no killing.
490
00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:32,906
I'm talking
Even Steven.
491
00:30:32,908 --> 00:30:34,774
You beat me up,
I punched you back.
492
00:30:34,776 --> 00:30:36,909
I beat your ass because
you fucked my girlfriend.
493
00:30:36,911 --> 00:30:38,511
And then you punched
me off the boat.
494
00:30:38,513 --> 00:30:40,012
After she hit me
with the bottle.
495
00:30:40,014 --> 00:30:41,080
And then you shot
me in the hand.
496
00:30:41,082 --> 00:30:42,782
No, she shot you
through the hand.
497
00:30:42,784 --> 00:30:45,085
How is
this helping?
498
00:30:45,087 --> 00:30:47,421
Well it certainly looked like it
helped you after slapping me.
499
00:30:47,423 --> 00:30:48,521
You want to
punch me, Richard?
500
00:30:48,523 --> 00:30:51,093
You damn
right I do.
501
00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:02,403
You two knowingly made me feel
like such a piece of shit
502
00:31:02,405 --> 00:31:05,505
that I volunteered
for free punches.
503
00:31:05,507 --> 00:31:07,407
And then
you willingly,
504
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:11,811
no wait, you gleefully
went along with it.
505
00:31:11,813 --> 00:31:14,848
What kind of scumbags
do that, huh?
506
00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:17,520
Huh?
507
00:31:22,690 --> 00:31:23,757
Put your hand
on the table.
508
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:24,825
What?
509
00:31:24,827 --> 00:31:29,562
Put your hand on
the fucking table.
510
00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:31,598
When you got
busted this morning,
511
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,534
you could have been
a man about it, huh?
512
00:31:34,536 --> 00:31:39,572
But you decided to
take the bitch route.
513
00:31:39,574 --> 00:31:42,077
Time to
make up for it.
514
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:56,456
Oh.
515
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,192
Other hand.
516
00:31:58,194 --> 00:31:59,460
Richard.
517
00:31:59,462 --> 00:32:00,726
Shut up.
518
00:32:00,728 --> 00:32:03,132
Other hand.
519
00:32:08,137 --> 00:32:10,937
OK, look.
520
00:32:10,939 --> 00:32:12,004
Fuck.
521
00:32:12,006 --> 00:32:13,072
Stand up.
522
00:32:13,074 --> 00:32:14,140
Richard,
I swear to God.
523
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:15,174
It's fine, Jay.
524
00:32:15,176 --> 00:32:16,476
You owe me.
525
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:17,511
I don't
owe you shit.
526
00:32:17,513 --> 00:32:18,611
- No?
- No.
527
00:32:18,613 --> 00:32:19,646
How's
that now?
528
00:32:19,648 --> 00:32:20,681
This is
just karma.
529
00:32:20,683 --> 00:32:21,915
Oh, so you fucked him
to get back at me, huh?
530
00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:27,020
It wouldn't even come close to
what you've put me through.
531
00:32:27,022 --> 00:32:28,621
Jay.
532
00:32:28,623 --> 00:32:32,158
He tell you
what happened?
533
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,863
It wasn't just that
Richard was fucking his ex.
534
00:32:35,865 --> 00:32:39,199
No, she showed up at
the door, pregnant.
535
00:32:39,201 --> 00:32:42,101
And as if that wasn't enough,
she wants to keep the baby,
536
00:32:42,103 --> 00:32:45,905
be a part of the family, have a
little bit of daddy's money.
537
00:32:45,907 --> 00:32:48,709
But instead I let
this asshole convince me
538
00:32:48,711 --> 00:32:50,777
that it was
just a big mistake.
539
00:32:50,779 --> 00:32:53,914
His last big mistake,
and that he would talk to her,
540
00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:58,551
and convince her to
have an abortion.
541
00:32:58,553 --> 00:33:03,790
And then a month later I see
in the paper and on the news,
542
00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:06,792
pregnant girl Melissa
Fairfax stabbed to death.
543
00:33:06,794 --> 00:33:08,095
I told you a million
times, we didn't.
544
00:33:08,097 --> 00:33:13,867
How can I believe
anything you say?
545
00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:16,603
I mean, Jesus, I would have been
gone so fucking fast if I hadn't
546
00:33:16,605 --> 00:33:18,105
been so scared you would
do the same thing to me.
547
00:33:18,107 --> 00:33:19,205
No,
I would never.
548
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:23,779
Really?
549
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:56,609
Hey dipshit, you forget to throw
these overboard on purpose?
550
00:33:56,611 --> 00:34:00,249
I must
have forgot.
551
00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:11,694
Damn it.
552
00:34:23,339 --> 00:34:26,942
Alright, this is
what we've got left.
553
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,213
That tuna could
have come in handy.
554
00:34:34,215 --> 00:34:35,315
That tuna
was a weapon.
555
00:34:35,317 --> 00:34:37,750
This is all
the water?
556
00:34:37,752 --> 00:34:39,619
There's nothing left in
the showers, nothing?
557
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:40,887
We didn't
fill the tanks.
558
00:34:40,889 --> 00:34:43,290
I thought it
was a day trip.
559
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:46,293
Look, this is gonna keep
us OK for a couple days.
560
00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:47,393
It's not the food
I'm worried about.
561
00:34:47,395 --> 00:34:48,695
Why not?
562
00:34:48,697 --> 00:34:49,762
You can go for
ages without food.
563
00:34:49,764 --> 00:34:52,165
Without water,
less than a week.
564
00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:54,034
Huh?
565
00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:55,969
I could share some other
things I learned in school,
566
00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:57,237
but why
bother, right?
567
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,971
I'll just make sure to ask you
when it's time to wipe my ass.
568
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,040
Yeah.
569
00:35:00,042 --> 00:35:01,108
What about
the toilet?
570
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,175
You mean
where you belong?
571
00:35:02,177 --> 00:35:03,242
The water
in it.
572
00:35:03,244 --> 00:35:04,311
It's salt water.
573
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:05,378
We could
distill it.
574
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,646
No, the
still's propane.
575
00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:07,581
We don't
have propane.
576
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,782
So literally nothing
on this boat works?
577
00:35:08,784 --> 00:35:10,050
I thought it
was a day trip.
578
00:35:10,052 --> 00:35:11,317
What about
the life raft?
579
00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:12,786
We popped that
inner tubing.
580
00:35:12,788 --> 00:35:14,087
Fuck's sake.
581
00:35:14,089 --> 00:35:15,889
I didn't anticipate having
to discard everything
582
00:35:15,891 --> 00:35:17,690
in an effort to
ensure my safety.
583
00:35:17,692 --> 00:35:18,824
OK, we can start
swimming to shore.
584
00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:19,893
It's too far.
585
00:35:19,895 --> 00:35:20,994
How do you
know that?
586
00:35:20,996 --> 00:35:22,262
It's too far.
587
00:35:22,264 --> 00:35:23,362
You know at Jaws at the end of
the movie, when the two are just
588
00:35:23,364 --> 00:35:25,398
swimming in the ocean,
after they killed the shark.
589
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,800
Those fuckers are
dead, straight up.
590
00:35:27,802 --> 00:35:29,335
So wait,
get going.
591
00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:30,670
Fuck off.
592
00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:33,072
So what
you're saying
593
00:35:33,074 --> 00:35:34,074
is we're
screwed?
594
00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:37,244
No, there's a bunch of
shipping lanes out here,
595
00:35:37,246 --> 00:35:38,344
someone's bound
to spot us.
596
00:35:38,346 --> 00:35:39,378
You sure?
597
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,681
Pretty sure.
598
00:35:40,683 --> 00:35:41,715
Give me odds,
I want odds.
599
00:35:41,717 --> 00:35:44,985
90/10.
600
00:35:44,987 --> 00:35:46,353
10 being no
shipping boats?
601
00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:49,723
Yeah.
602
00:35:49,725 --> 00:35:55,094
OK, well 90% I'm rescued,
that's not so bad.
603
00:36:02,705 --> 00:36:05,404
As the chapter title
so eloquently states,
604
00:36:05,406 --> 00:36:08,308
our trio had fallen on
a stretch of bad luck,
605
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:11,244
but as an experienced sailor
such as myself would tell you,
606
00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:14,380
superstitions on a
boat are a powerful thing,
607
00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:17,717
and these three had been
inadvertently pushing their luk
608
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,253
from the very start,
and here's why,
609
00:36:20,255 --> 00:36:22,855
first of all they all set sail
on the Friday of a long weeken,
610
00:36:22,857 --> 00:36:24,391
when less ships
would be departing.
611
00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:26,726
It's also terrible luck
to sail on a Friday,
612
00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:28,427
as this was the day
Christ was crucified.
613
00:36:28,429 --> 00:36:30,864
Then Richard stepped on
board with his left foot
614
00:36:30,866 --> 00:36:32,465
rather than
his right.
615
00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:34,433
Red haired people are also
considered bad luck on a boat.
616
00:36:34,435 --> 00:36:36,136
Don't know why,
they just are.
617
00:36:36,138 --> 00:36:37,237
You're also not
supposed to bring
618
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,804
anyone named
Jonah on board.
619
00:36:38,806 --> 00:36:40,139
When the group threw
everything off the boat,
620
00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:42,375
they even tossed a
metal albatross statue.
621
00:36:42,377 --> 00:36:44,009
A bigtime
no-no,
622
00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:45,746
as they're supposed to
host the souls of dead sailors.
623
00:36:45,748 --> 00:36:47,748
Having a black bag on
the boat represents death
624
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,315
and the depths
of the sea.
625
00:36:49,317 --> 00:36:51,884
And bananas on board are a bad
omen for a multitude of reason.
626
00:36:56,058 --> 00:36:59,058
So when no shipping
boats appeared,
627
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:02,329
no rain fell to
catch and drink,
628
00:37:02,331 --> 00:37:08,034
and the current pulled them
further into the Atlantic Ocea,
629
00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:11,904
they flirted with yet
another form of friendship,
630
00:37:11,906 --> 00:37:13,806
friendship of survival,
631
00:37:13,808 --> 00:37:16,342
in which you either
work together,
632
00:37:16,344 --> 00:37:19,179
or you're
(censored).
633
00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:37,230
Dude, this is
impossible.
634
00:37:43,839 --> 00:37:46,973
If only we had,
say, a harpoon.
635
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,942
Spear gun.
636
00:37:49,944 --> 00:37:51,545
This is
useless.
637
00:37:51,547 --> 00:37:53,346
Come to
daddy, baby.
638
00:37:55,116 --> 00:37:57,550
Oh, and one last no no on
a boat, don't kill seagulls.
639
00:37:57,552 --> 00:37:59,485
That's a real
bad one too.
640
00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:02,054
No
fucking way.
641
00:39:32,179 --> 00:39:36,049
So this is what you
learned at school?
642
00:39:36,051 --> 00:39:37,550
No, I got this from
Richard Parker.
643
00:39:37,552 --> 00:39:38,617
Who?
644
00:39:38,619 --> 00:39:39,686
The lion
from Life of Pi.
645
00:39:39,688 --> 00:39:41,054
Tiger.
646
00:39:41,056 --> 00:39:42,322
But yeah.
647
00:39:42,324 --> 00:39:44,456
Author got the idea
from Edgar Allen Poe,
648
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:46,326
and I have
649
00:39:46,328 --> 00:39:51,297
had a boyfriend
named Richard.
650
00:39:51,299 --> 00:39:52,498
OK.
651
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:55,601
So in like the 1800s, Poe
wrote a book about a shipwreck,
652
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:57,938
so these guys get
stuck in a lifeboat.
653
00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:00,172
Out of food and water,
but they capture a sea turtle
654
00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:01,373
and drink its
blood to survive.
655
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,610
So let me get this straight,
you're getting your survival
656
00:40:03,612 --> 00:40:09,049
tips from the same guy who wrote
about the spaghetti monster.
657
00:40:09,051 --> 00:40:11,116
OK, so they drink the
sea turtle's blood.
658
00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:21,360
Again,
this is a story.
659
00:40:21,362 --> 00:40:24,630
So the sea turtle
nourishes them for a while,
660
00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:26,266
but it's
not enough.
661
00:40:26,268 --> 00:40:27,599
And they can't
catch any more turtles,
662
00:40:27,601 --> 00:40:29,168
and after a few
days they realize
663
00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:30,536
that if they don't get
anything to eat or drink
664
00:40:30,538 --> 00:40:33,239
ASAP,
they'll die.
665
00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:35,275
So they decided to draw
straws on who's gonna
666
00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:38,244
sacrifice themselves so
the other two can live.
667
00:40:38,246 --> 00:40:40,112
So they
draw straws.
668
00:40:45,987 --> 00:40:50,223
And this one cabin boy
gets the short stick.
669
00:40:50,225 --> 00:40:53,525
The boy sacrifices himself, and
the other two drink his blood,
670
00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:55,996
eat him, and they're
rescued a few days later,
671
00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:57,197
and live
happily ever after.
672
00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:00,065
Minus the mental trauma of
eating their friend, correct?
673
00:41:00,067 --> 00:41:02,569
His name?
674
00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:03,636
Richard Parker.
675
00:41:03,638 --> 00:41:07,440
Again, fiction.
676
00:41:07,442 --> 00:41:10,009
So, like 50 years later,
off the coast of England,
677
00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:11,643
I think,
there's a shipwreck.
678
00:41:11,645 --> 00:41:14,547
And these three guys
get stuck on a lifeboat.
679
00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:16,282
Fiction or
real this time?
680
00:41:16,284 --> 00:41:19,552
Real.
681
00:41:19,554 --> 00:41:22,154
So just like in the book,
they end up capturing
682
00:41:22,156 --> 00:41:24,424
a sea turtle and drinking
its blood to survive,
683
00:41:24,426 --> 00:41:28,027
and just like
in the book,
684
00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:30,230
it's not enough,
685
00:41:30,232 --> 00:41:32,565
so they decided
to draw straws.
686
00:41:52,721 --> 00:41:56,155
The young man who
got the short stick,
687
00:41:56,157 --> 00:41:57,357
Richard.
688
00:41:57,359 --> 00:41:59,726
No.
689
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:01,527
Parker.
690
00:42:01,529 --> 00:42:04,130
That's why the tiger's name is
Richard Parker in Life of Pi,
691
00:42:04,132 --> 00:42:05,431
because of this
crazy coincidence.
692
00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:09,536
You do realize, though, that the
moral of this story seems to be
693
00:42:09,538 --> 00:42:13,239
that drinking seagull blood
is not gonna be enough.
694
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:14,474
We're gonna have to
sacrifice one of us
695
00:42:14,476 --> 00:42:16,742
for the good
of the group.
696
00:42:25,353 --> 00:42:28,755
Well,
697
00:42:28,757 --> 00:42:31,627
cheers.
698
00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:52,281
Why did I
suggest this?
699
00:42:53,514 --> 00:42:55,817
OK.
700
00:43:01,156 --> 00:43:04,791
Ugh.
701
00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:07,393
How long would this
actually help us?
702
00:43:07,395 --> 00:43:08,427
I mean,
this can't be safe.
703
00:43:08,429 --> 00:43:09,795
Safe enough,
and I don't know.
704
00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:11,130
Just drink it,
you pussy.
705
00:43:11,132 --> 00:43:12,165
Look, I don't
think I can.
706
00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,233
Alright,
give it here.
707
00:43:13,235 --> 00:43:14,300
No,
it's not that bad.
708
00:43:14,302 --> 00:43:15,367
No,
it really is.
709
00:43:15,369 --> 00:43:16,402
Seriously,
if you don't want it.
710
00:43:16,404 --> 00:43:17,503
Stop, stop it.
711
00:43:17,505 --> 00:43:19,507
It's not bad.
712
00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:38,757
What a waste.
713
00:43:38,759 --> 00:43:39,925
Oh God.
714
00:43:39,927 --> 00:43:40,960
Oh God,
that's awful.
715
00:43:40,962 --> 00:43:43,829
I need something to get
this taste out of mouth.
716
00:43:43,831 --> 00:43:45,697
You've got ocean water,
you've got motor oil.
717
00:43:45,699 --> 00:43:46,733
Urine.
718
00:43:46,735 --> 00:43:47,833
You can
still go?
719
00:43:47,835 --> 00:43:48,768
I haven't
for days.
720
00:43:48,770 --> 00:43:50,170
I almost would drink
piss at this point.
721
00:43:50,172 --> 00:43:52,572
Wait.
722
00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:54,574
I'm kidding,
I'm not drinking piss.
723
00:43:54,576 --> 00:43:56,308
I hope you forgot
to throw this out.
724
00:43:56,310 --> 00:43:59,712
And not
motor oil.
725
00:43:59,714 --> 00:44:02,447
From when we
bought the boat.
726
00:44:02,449 --> 00:44:05,184
You couldn't remember that
before the fucking seagull.
727
00:44:05,186 --> 00:44:08,320
I forgot
about it.
728
00:44:08,322 --> 00:44:09,621
Would this
dehydrate me more?
729
00:44:09,623 --> 00:44:12,324
Alcohol while lost at sea
was not in my curriculum.
730
00:44:12,326 --> 00:44:15,228
Fuck it.
731
00:44:15,230 --> 00:44:16,895
Easy tiger,
come on.
732
00:44:16,897 --> 00:44:18,331
Hey, hey,
hey, come on.
733
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,933
Over here,
come to mama.
734
00:44:20,935 --> 00:44:22,571
Oh.
735
00:44:24,906 --> 00:44:29,208
Oh.
736
00:44:29,210 --> 00:44:32,612
I love Scotch,
suddenly.
737
00:44:32,614 --> 00:44:33,679
Hey, where
are you going?
738
00:44:33,681 --> 00:44:34,746
I'll give it,
I'll give.
739
00:44:34,748 --> 00:44:35,815
Hey, hey!
740
00:44:35,817 --> 00:44:36,916
Listen to me.
741
00:44:36,918 --> 00:44:44,791
I'll give it, once you
or you tell me how and when
742
00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:46,558
y'all
started fucking.
743
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,860
Dude, come on,
this is.
744
00:44:47,862 --> 00:44:49,494
Uh uh.
745
00:44:49,496 --> 00:44:51,864
No one gets another drop
until someone tells me.
746
00:44:51,866 --> 00:44:53,398
And what's knowing
gonna do at this point?
747
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,634
I'm not mad anymore,
I swear to God.
748
00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:57,936
I got my Even Steven,
got bigger problems now.
749
00:44:57,938 --> 00:45:03,279
I just
wanna know.
750
00:45:05,647 --> 00:45:07,713
New Years.
751
00:45:07,715 --> 00:45:11,686
Hand it over.
752
00:45:20,828 --> 00:45:23,395
You passed out for
the millionth time,
753
00:45:23,397 --> 00:45:27,967
and Jay and I were up
cleaning for the millionth time,
754
00:45:27,969 --> 00:45:32,471
he knew I was upset,
and it just happened.
755
00:45:32,473 --> 00:45:34,607
I was also
really drunk.
756
00:45:34,609 --> 00:45:39,411
Well don't make it sound
like I took advantage of you.
757
00:45:39,413 --> 00:45:41,947
Does that
make it better?
758
00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:43,049
How
many times?
759
00:45:43,051 --> 00:45:46,451
Just the once,
I swear.
760
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:50,690
What'd I catch you
guys arguing about?
761
00:45:50,692 --> 00:45:51,757
We.
762
00:45:51,759 --> 00:45:55,561
No, you.
763
00:45:55,563 --> 00:45:57,700
I wanna hear
it from you.
764
00:46:02,436 --> 00:46:04,440
She and I, we.
765
00:46:20,455 --> 00:46:23,456
You know,
766
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:27,726
when you
dropped those urns,
767
00:46:27,728 --> 00:46:29,762
I was just
sitting there,
768
00:46:29,764 --> 00:46:37,904
staring at them, and thinking,
why aren't I more upset?
769
00:46:37,906 --> 00:46:39,639
That this pile of
shit on the ground is
770
00:46:39,641 --> 00:46:44,409
what's left of
my parents, right?
771
00:46:44,411 --> 00:46:49,014
And I just
didn't care.
772
00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:52,351
There was no
nostalgia, nothing.
773
00:46:52,353 --> 00:46:54,052
I just.
774
00:47:03,063 --> 00:47:06,366
I just thought we could
take off together is all.
775
00:47:09,871 --> 00:47:14,940
But she said
if we did,
776
00:47:14,942 --> 00:47:17,677
you or your dad
would come after us.
777
00:47:20,681 --> 00:47:22,648
That's the truth.
778
00:47:53,781 --> 00:47:55,681
Hey,
who was better?
779
00:47:55,683 --> 00:47:56,681
What?
780
00:47:56,683 --> 00:47:57,717
In bed.
781
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:58,784
Seriously?
782
00:47:58,786 --> 00:47:59,819
No, I mean it,
who was better?
783
00:47:59,821 --> 00:48:00,954
Dude, you're
just asking for it.
784
00:48:00,956 --> 00:48:03,855
Hey, I'm not mad anymore,
come on, this is cathartic.
785
00:48:03,857 --> 00:48:05,991
Seriously, if we're all
gonna fucking die out here,
786
00:48:05,993 --> 00:48:07,793
then who gives
a fuck, right?
787
00:48:07,795 --> 00:48:09,661
Come on.
788
00:48:09,663 --> 00:48:10,762
Ugh.
789
00:48:10,764 --> 00:48:12,431
Give it.
790
00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:14,833
Alright, but no
fighting, either of you.
791
00:48:14,835 --> 00:48:15,867
This is gonna
be good, huh?
792
00:48:15,869 --> 00:48:16,969
This is stupid.
793
00:48:16,971 --> 00:48:18,003
No, who gives
a shit, come on.
794
00:48:18,005 --> 00:48:19,137
It's funny.
795
00:48:19,139 --> 00:48:20,440
Sorry.
796
00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:22,608
For what?
797
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:23,675
He's better.
798
00:48:23,677 --> 00:48:25,811
- Yes!
- What?
799
00:48:25,813 --> 00:48:26,846
- It's not important.
- Well it is to me.
800
00:48:26,848 --> 00:48:27,980
Am I bad?
801
00:48:27,982 --> 00:48:28,980
No, no, no.
802
00:48:28,982 --> 00:48:31,050
He's just.
803
00:48:31,052 --> 00:48:32,717
Ha ha.
804
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,454
This is some bullshit,
I'm a disadvantage here,
805
00:48:35,456 --> 00:48:38,123
he knows all your,
all your stuff,
806
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:39,491
and if I ever
got a chance to.
807
00:48:39,493 --> 00:48:40,559
I said sorry.
808
00:48:40,561 --> 00:48:41,594
If you just told
me what you like.
809
00:48:41,596 --> 00:48:43,695
No, no, no,
it's not that.
810
00:48:43,697 --> 00:48:44,764
Shut up.
811
00:48:44,766 --> 00:48:45,864
And you,
you weren't.
812
00:48:45,866 --> 00:48:46,733
I'll take you to
the desk right now,
813
00:48:46,735 --> 00:48:48,000
and I'll change
your mind right now.
814
00:48:48,002 --> 00:48:49,501
I wouldn't
be able to.
815
00:48:49,503 --> 00:48:51,137
Why the
hell not?
816
00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:53,206
You're,
you're too soft.
817
00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:55,141
Soft?
818
00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:56,241
Soft?
819
00:48:56,243 --> 00:48:57,277
I'm so
glad I asked.
820
00:48:57,279 --> 00:49:00,779
You got your moves from
the softcore channel.
821
00:49:00,781 --> 00:49:01,880
That's enough.
822
00:49:01,882 --> 00:49:02,915
Enough.
823
00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:04,016
You're vanilla.
824
00:49:04,018 --> 00:49:05,083
Vanilla?
825
00:49:05,085 --> 00:49:07,520
Yeah.
826
00:49:07,522 --> 00:49:08,654
Are you
fucking with me?
827
00:49:08,656 --> 00:49:11,023
Very vanilla for someone who
has sex with prostitutes.
828
00:49:11,025 --> 00:49:12,757
One time, that
happened one fucking.
829
00:49:12,759 --> 00:49:16,628
Vanilla goes with everything,
it's a classic.
830
00:49:16,630 --> 00:49:18,197
Everybody likes, it goes
along with everything.
831
00:49:18,199 --> 00:49:20,532
You want mint chocolate chip
when it's a special occasion,
832
00:49:20,534 --> 00:49:22,534
but you don't want to eat
that every fucking day.
833
00:49:22,536 --> 00:49:24,170
Jay, Jay,
vanilla is fine.
834
00:49:24,172 --> 00:49:27,572
A lot of girls
really like vanilla.
835
00:49:27,574 --> 00:49:29,708
Isn't that what everybody wants,
the safe, reliable,
836
00:49:29,710 --> 00:49:31,076
vanilla flavor, put a
little bit of fudge or something
837
00:49:31,078 --> 00:49:33,145
on top
or something.
838
00:49:33,147 --> 00:49:34,447
Shut the
fuck up.
839
00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:38,217
Jay, I cheated on my long-term
boyfriend with his best friend.
840
00:49:38,219 --> 00:49:41,052
Finally it's articulated,
we got it out.
841
00:49:41,054 --> 00:49:42,788
I can guarantee you,
the last thing I was
842
00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:46,161
looking for was
classic, safe vanilla.
843
00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:52,965
I can't
believe this.
844
00:49:52,967 --> 00:49:55,000
I said sorry.
845
00:49:55,002 --> 00:49:59,204
Oh, hey,
gear down big rig.
846
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:02,808
Fuck it, you know what,
you got a weird sex face.
847
00:50:02,810 --> 00:50:03,708
A what?
848
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:05,110
You heard me, your
sex face is strange.
849
00:50:05,112 --> 00:50:06,279
It's
fucking weird.
850
00:50:06,281 --> 00:50:08,780
Right? It's like you're
about to sneeze at all times.
851
00:50:08,782 --> 00:50:09,815
What?
852
00:50:09,817 --> 00:50:10,949
It's like.
853
00:50:10,951 --> 00:50:12,018
That's it.
854
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,953
I do not
do that.
855
00:50:13,955 --> 00:50:16,121
Yes you do,
she absolutely does it.
856
00:50:16,123 --> 00:50:20,092
You know what, when you're
on top you sweat so much
857
00:50:20,094 --> 00:50:21,326
it's like I'm
taking a shower.
858
00:50:21,328 --> 00:50:22,695
Ew.
859
00:50:22,697 --> 00:50:23,829
It's not
that bad.
860
00:50:23,831 --> 00:50:26,599
I feel like covering my
face with a towel sometimes,
861
00:50:26,601 --> 00:50:28,567
because there's
just like a monsoon.
862
00:50:28,569 --> 00:50:31,704
of Richard just
raining down upon me.
863
00:50:31,706 --> 00:50:34,105
A monsoon.
864
00:50:34,107 --> 00:50:35,741
Tsunami.
865
00:50:35,743 --> 00:50:37,777
Nasty,
it's nasty.
866
00:50:37,779 --> 00:50:38,844
That's
fucked up, man.
867
00:50:38,846 --> 00:50:41,750
You need to
get that checked.
868
00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:48,186
Vanilla.
869
00:50:48,188 --> 00:50:50,623
Vanilla.
870
00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:52,257
Fuck me.
871
00:50:52,259 --> 00:50:55,860
Fuck.
872
00:50:55,862 --> 00:50:59,600
Careful
with that.
873
00:51:01,268 --> 00:51:02,867
That can't
be good.
874
00:51:02,869 --> 00:51:05,607
Let me see.
875
00:51:07,275 --> 00:51:09,074
OK, go, go,
salt water, go.
876
00:51:09,076 --> 00:51:11,844
No, the salt water
isn't doing shit.
877
00:51:11,846 --> 00:51:12,712
Hand me
the Scotch.
878
00:51:12,714 --> 00:51:14,012
No, no, we're not
wasting it on that,
879
00:51:14,014 --> 00:51:14,846
the salt water
is the same thing.
880
00:51:14,848 --> 00:51:16,815
It's the same thing
as salt water.
881
00:51:16,817 --> 00:51:17,849
Go.
882
00:51:17,851 --> 00:51:18,918
Go.
883
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,985
Go.
884
00:51:19,987 --> 00:51:23,591
Fine.
885
00:51:24,759 --> 00:51:28,630
I think
I'm drunk.
886
00:51:32,065 --> 00:51:34,032
Monsoon Richard.
887
00:51:34,034 --> 00:51:38,574
Ha ha ha.
888
00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:46,945
Hey, true or not, I appreciate
the vote of confidence.
889
00:51:46,947 --> 00:51:49,081
Why would I
lie about that?
890
00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:55,920
I don't know, maybe you feel bad
about the way it all went down.
891
00:51:55,922 --> 00:51:57,959
I don't
feel bad.
892
00:52:07,335 --> 00:52:10,839
Did you kill her,
or did your dad?
893
00:52:17,779 --> 00:52:20,945
I thought we were
putting it all out there.
894
00:52:25,219 --> 00:52:29,822
I already told you,
we didn't do it.
895
00:53:25,779 --> 00:53:27,512
Fuck!
896
00:53:27,514 --> 00:53:29,280
Fucking,
fucking hurts.
897
00:53:29,282 --> 00:53:30,416
It hurts.
898
00:53:30,418 --> 00:53:33,085
Jay!
899
00:53:33,087 --> 00:53:34,052
It's gonna
be alright.
900
00:53:34,054 --> 00:53:35,788
You're probably just
hungry and thirsty dude.
901
00:53:35,790 --> 00:53:36,788
I don't know if it
was the fucking bird
902
00:53:36,790 --> 00:53:38,958
or the Scotch or what,
but it fucking hurts.
903
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,291
Oh shit.
904
00:53:40,293 --> 00:53:42,161
Holy fuck.
905
00:53:42,163 --> 00:53:43,829
That's fucking
bad, isn't it?
906
00:53:43,831 --> 00:53:44,929
Sacha,
what do we do?
907
00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:47,299
We usually treat infections
like this antibiotics.
908
00:53:47,301 --> 00:53:50,436
Well, when we
don't have those?
909
00:53:53,406 --> 00:53:57,076
We gotta stop the infection
from reaching his heart.
910
00:53:57,078 --> 00:53:59,311
You mean we?
911
00:53:59,313 --> 00:54:00,311
No, no, no.
912
00:54:00,313 --> 00:54:01,579
Are
you serious?
913
00:54:01,581 --> 00:54:02,547
I don't know how else to stop
the infection from spreading.
914
00:54:02,549 --> 00:54:07,085
No, no, no, we don't
even have any knives.
915
00:54:07,087 --> 00:54:08,186
Sacha, stop!
916
00:54:08,188 --> 00:54:09,322
He's fucking
dying, Richard.
917
00:54:09,324 --> 00:54:12,791
Look, I'm right here, I'm
not fucking dying, I'm good.
918
00:54:12,793 --> 00:54:14,058
Couldn't this kill
him too, I mean,
919
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:16,161
when the new cut
gets infected?
920
00:54:16,163 --> 00:54:19,197
I know you two can hear me,
look, I'm fine, I swear.
921
00:54:19,199 --> 00:54:22,233
Look, look,
look, look.
922
00:54:26,540 --> 00:54:31,811
Ahhh.
923
00:54:34,214 --> 00:54:38,483
Oh fuck, it feels like there's
ants crawling in my veins.
924
00:54:38,485 --> 00:54:40,820
Jay, Jay,
Jay, Jay.
925
00:54:40,822 --> 00:54:42,087
If we don't
do this,
926
00:54:42,089 --> 00:54:51,096
if this reaches your heart or
your brain, you're dead, 100%.
927
00:54:51,098 --> 00:54:53,364
Be brave.
928
00:55:10,585 --> 00:55:11,851
Richard,
give me your belt.
929
00:55:11,853 --> 00:55:12,951
What did
he say?
930
00:55:12,953 --> 00:55:13,985
Nothing,
just give me your belt.
931
00:55:13,987 --> 00:55:15,119
What did
he say?
932
00:55:15,121 --> 00:55:16,121
Just fucking
help me.
933
00:55:27,969 --> 00:55:30,536
Ready?
934
00:55:35,342 --> 00:55:36,545
Wait!
935
00:55:41,181 --> 00:55:43,882
OK, now
you can go.
936
00:55:43,884 --> 00:55:44,884
Seriously?
937
00:55:44,886 --> 00:55:46,284
Look,
I'm fucking thirsty.
938
00:55:46,286 --> 00:55:48,954
His blood
could be toxic.
939
00:55:48,956 --> 00:55:50,422
I don't fucking
know any more.
940
00:55:52,326 --> 00:55:54,025
Oh my God.
941
00:55:57,665 --> 00:55:59,431
Richard!
942
00:55:59,433 --> 00:56:02,067
Oh, fuck!
943
00:56:06,674 --> 00:56:08,440
Fuck off dude!
944
00:56:08,442 --> 00:56:09,574
Richard, where's
the God damn tape?
945
00:56:09,576 --> 00:56:10,909
I don't know.
946
00:56:10,911 --> 00:56:13,212
Fuck off.
947
00:56:31,331 --> 00:56:34,199
That was a terrible
fucking idea.
948
00:56:37,638 --> 00:56:39,003
Hey.
949
00:56:39,005 --> 00:56:40,505
Can I have some?
950
00:56:40,507 --> 00:56:43,208
I told you.
951
00:56:45,011 --> 00:56:48,313
Idiot.
952
00:56:48,315 --> 00:56:50,349
Come on!
953
00:57:44,772 --> 00:57:45,871
Fuck.
954
00:57:45,873 --> 00:57:49,074
I don't know, I still
can't figure this shit out.
955
00:57:49,076 --> 00:57:51,043
I think he
has sepsis.
956
00:57:51,045 --> 00:57:52,744
What?
957
00:57:52,746 --> 00:57:59,150
Blood poisoning.
958
00:57:59,152 --> 00:58:03,021
Hey,
if he dies,
959
00:58:03,023 --> 00:58:05,556
can we?
960
00:58:05,558 --> 00:58:07,692
What?
961
00:58:07,694 --> 00:58:10,362
What?
962
00:58:10,364 --> 00:58:12,530
Is he
edible?
963
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,266
No.
964
00:58:14,268 --> 00:58:16,067
No, as in he's
not edible, or no?
965
00:58:16,069 --> 00:58:17,770
No, as in we're
not eating anybody.
966
00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:19,771
Sacha,
what the fuck?
967
00:58:19,773 --> 00:58:26,078
I can raise one of the
straws so you don't pick it.
968
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,545
You two
deserve each other.
969
00:58:27,547 --> 00:58:29,313
What?
970
00:58:29,315 --> 00:58:32,317
Do you want to know what he
whispered to me last night?
971
00:58:32,319 --> 00:58:33,317
He asked me if
I thought about
972
00:58:33,319 --> 00:58:38,056
using the glass shard
on you instead of him.
973
00:59:51,331 --> 00:59:54,866
Fuck!
974
00:59:54,868 --> 00:59:56,668
It's OK.
975
00:59:56,670 --> 00:59:58,670
You're gonna
be alright.
976
01:00:06,714 --> 01:00:10,282
Deep breaths, OK.
977
01:00:10,284 --> 01:00:12,650
Deep breaths.
978
01:00:12,652 --> 01:00:14,552
Just breathe.
979
01:00:14,554 --> 01:00:17,221
Yeah, OK.
980
01:00:17,223 --> 01:00:21,425
OK.
981
01:00:21,427 --> 01:00:24,929
You're not being honest
with me, are you?
982
01:00:24,931 --> 01:00:28,866
What?
983
01:00:28,868 --> 01:00:32,170
Richard Parker.
984
01:00:35,375 --> 01:00:40,545
Don't you think it's
time we draw straws?
985
01:00:40,547 --> 01:00:45,217
I'm on my way out if
something doesn't change soon.
986
01:00:45,219 --> 01:00:46,451
If I don't eat or
drink something soon,
987
01:00:46,453 --> 01:00:49,454
I'm gonna
die, right?
988
01:00:49,456 --> 01:00:51,190
It's me
you're gonna eat.
989
01:00:51,192 --> 01:00:52,424
No, no,
that won't be a problem.
990
01:00:52,426 --> 01:00:54,192
I heard that,
you fuck.
991
01:00:54,194 --> 01:00:55,860
I also heard what
you said last night.
992
01:00:55,862 --> 01:00:58,230
You're the one dying,
why don't you be a man
993
01:00:58,232 --> 01:01:00,398
for once and
volunteer yourself.
994
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,867
We wouldn't even be here right
now if it wasn't for you.
995
01:01:02,869 --> 01:01:04,536
Oh, whatever crush
you're harboring,
996
01:01:04,538 --> 01:01:07,206
let it go dude,
it's fucking embarrassing.
997
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:08,174
No, you're
embarrassing.
998
01:01:08,176 --> 01:01:09,875
You had your shot man,
she didn't pick you.
999
01:01:09,877 --> 01:01:12,777
No, but I wouldn't fuck
around on her, would I?
1000
01:01:12,779 --> 01:01:14,045
You hear
that Sacha?
1001
01:01:14,047 --> 01:01:18,386
Even after what happened last
year, he still cheats on you.
1002
01:01:21,388 --> 01:01:22,420
You're a
fucking idiot.
1003
01:01:22,422 --> 01:01:23,922
I'm the idiot?
1004
01:01:23,924 --> 01:01:25,523
All of that shit
you pulled that year,
1005
01:01:25,525 --> 01:01:26,891
and you still couldn't
learn your fucking lesson.
1006
01:01:26,893 --> 01:01:28,226
Just tell her
you love her, huh.
1007
01:01:28,228 --> 01:01:29,360
I would do
anything for her.
1008
01:01:29,362 --> 01:01:32,496
Well you most certainly
did do anything.
1009
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,567
You're so chivalrous,
why don't you tell her
1010
01:01:35,569 --> 01:01:39,337
what you
did to my ex.
1011
01:01:39,339 --> 01:01:40,605
What?
1012
01:01:40,607 --> 01:01:44,009
Wait, that can't
be right, can it?
1013
01:01:44,011 --> 01:01:47,779
You're the
mistreated nice guy.
1014
01:01:47,781 --> 01:01:49,014
Fuck is
going on, guys?
1015
01:01:49,016 --> 01:01:54,518
You hate me, you're scared of
me for what you think I did.
1016
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,521
Way to run right into
the real psycho's arms.
1017
01:02:04,331 --> 01:02:06,697
Jay?
1018
01:02:11,839 --> 01:02:12,938
Sacha.
1019
01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:15,706
Sacha, I.
1020
01:02:17,710 --> 01:02:22,547
Look, I knew if
you left it was over.
1021
01:02:22,549 --> 01:02:24,882
The three of us wouldn't hang
out, and you would be gone.
1022
01:02:24,884 --> 01:02:27,585
You wouldn't be
around anymore.
1023
01:02:33,293 --> 01:02:37,029
I was gonna try and convince
her to get rid of the baby,
1024
01:02:37,031 --> 01:02:41,565
but she,
1025
01:02:41,567 --> 01:02:44,335
she wouldn't
listen, OK?
1026
01:02:44,337 --> 01:02:48,840
It was
an accident.
1027
01:02:52,913 --> 01:02:54,579
Hey, hey, hey.
1028
01:02:54,581 --> 01:02:55,447
No, no.
1029
01:02:55,449 --> 01:02:57,715
I was just trying
to keep us together.
1030
01:02:57,717 --> 01:02:59,483
But I'm the
asshole, right?
1031
01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:00,686
He's the
gentleman?
1032
01:03:00,688 --> 01:03:02,387
You just use us,
that's all you do.
1033
01:03:02,389 --> 01:03:03,889
I spend all my
money on you guys.
1034
01:03:03,891 --> 01:03:06,491
You'd never leave your mom's
basement if it wasn't for me.
1035
01:03:06,493 --> 01:03:07,992
You do all that
shit for you.
1036
01:03:07,994 --> 01:03:09,628
Not us.
1037
01:03:09,630 --> 01:03:14,599
So you can have a good fucking
time, you selfish prick.
1038
01:03:14,601 --> 01:03:17,735
I have nothing.
1039
01:03:17,737 --> 01:03:21,473
My family
left me nothing.
1040
01:03:21,475 --> 01:03:27,945
I never asked you for
anything, you never offered.
1041
01:03:27,947 --> 01:03:35,753
You have no idea what it's
like to work for everything.
1042
01:03:46,567 --> 01:03:49,034
I think we
should draw straws.
1043
01:04:41,855 --> 01:04:44,989
OK.
1044
01:04:44,991 --> 01:04:50,996
Before we start,
everyone clear on the rules?
1045
01:05:03,710 --> 01:05:06,710
No begging.
1046
01:05:06,712 --> 01:05:09,447
No pleading.
1047
01:05:09,449 --> 01:05:15,822
This is so the other two
can continue to live.
1048
01:05:22,462 --> 01:05:27,567
You first.
1049
01:05:34,574 --> 01:05:38,178
Pick.
1050
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:54,529
Alright Jay.
1051
01:06:01,168 --> 01:06:03,938
Fuck you.
1052
01:06:23,257 --> 01:06:25,657
Fucking
Richard Parker.
1053
01:06:25,659 --> 01:06:28,125
Wait, dude.
1054
01:06:28,127 --> 01:06:29,194
We can't
let her do this.
1055
01:06:29,196 --> 01:06:30,262
We said
no pleading.
1056
01:06:30,264 --> 01:06:32,600
You're not the one
who's pleading.
1057
01:06:36,302 --> 01:06:37,735
You're just gonna
let her do this?
1058
01:06:37,737 --> 01:06:42,076
Fucking off yourself
if you're so offended.
1059
01:06:44,076 --> 01:06:46,513
I didn't
think so.
1060
01:06:54,987 --> 01:06:59,527
Can you do
it yourself?
1061
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:15,072
OK.
1062
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:17,978
OK.
1063
01:07:20,714 --> 01:07:29,087
We'll draw straws
again to see who has to
1064
01:07:29,089 --> 01:07:33,060
take her out.
1065
01:07:42,268 --> 01:07:43,335
I'll do it.
1066
01:07:43,337 --> 01:07:49,741
What?
1067
01:07:49,743 --> 01:07:54,012
You get to
pick this time.
1068
01:07:54,014 --> 01:07:56,684
Even Steven.
1069
01:08:00,753 --> 01:08:05,223
Pick Rich.
1070
01:08:05,225 --> 01:08:08,061
Pick.
1071
01:08:24,210 --> 01:08:25,310
Hmm.
1072
01:08:43,195 --> 01:08:46,930
You always have to
come up even, don't you?
1073
01:08:59,812 --> 01:09:02,380
I don't want
to do this.
1074
01:09:02,382 --> 01:09:04,785
Just get it
over with.
1075
01:09:10,257 --> 01:09:11,355
No.
1076
01:09:11,357 --> 01:09:12,390
This is what
we said we'd do.
1077
01:09:12,392 --> 01:09:13,957
No.
1078
01:09:19,098 --> 01:09:22,766
You fuck.
1079
01:09:33,713 --> 01:09:36,149
We had
a deal.
1080
01:09:53,032 --> 01:09:55,734
Hey.
1081
01:10:03,410 --> 01:10:05,143
You OK?
1082
01:10:11,752 --> 01:10:14,752
Oh.
1083
01:10:17,790 --> 01:10:20,158
You hungry?
1084
01:10:26,098 --> 01:10:28,433
Come on.
1085
01:10:46,186 --> 01:10:49,220
Stay here.
1086
01:11:03,270 --> 01:11:05,936
I found this when I was
looking for the golf club.
1087
01:11:05,938 --> 01:11:06,904
I need her
help finding it.
1088
01:11:06,906 --> 01:11:09,808
He doesn't need shit,
you're staying here.
1089
01:11:20,486 --> 01:11:21,952
Here, sit.
1090
01:11:21,954 --> 01:11:23,954
Sit.
1091
01:11:28,895 --> 01:11:30,994
Check this out.
1092
01:11:34,234 --> 01:11:37,100
Excuse me.
1093
01:11:52,118 --> 01:11:53,984
The fuse box
is in there.
1094
01:12:00,427 --> 01:12:02,527
I pulled
the ignition.
1095
01:12:02,529 --> 01:12:05,997
This little guy is why
the boat wouldn't start.
1096
01:12:08,901 --> 01:12:13,238
It gave us a chance
to get rid of him.
1097
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,107
For the
lie detector.
1098
01:12:16,109 --> 01:12:20,612
You were
so good.
1099
01:12:20,614 --> 01:12:24,549
Spirit of God and that Richard
Parker shit, such a good idea.
1100
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,319
Just.
1101
01:12:29,321 --> 01:12:32,422
Just shitty
luck with my arm.
1102
01:12:32,424 --> 01:12:35,359
And you pulling
the short straw.
1103
01:12:35,361 --> 01:12:38,296
But didn't that just
show how little he cared?
1104
01:12:38,298 --> 01:12:41,032
How he was willing
to let you die?
1105
01:12:48,575 --> 01:12:52,176
None of that
matters anymore.
1106
01:12:52,178 --> 01:12:54,912
We can run
away now.
1107
01:12:54,914 --> 01:12:57,180
Together.
1108
01:13:00,186 --> 01:13:03,054
You
said that.
1109
01:13:03,056 --> 01:13:07,558
You said that we're
gonna run away together.
1110
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:12,195
You said that we could get
the cash in his closet,
1111
01:13:12,197 --> 01:13:16,333
and get
out of here.
1112
01:13:16,335 --> 01:13:19,069
You
said that.
1113
01:13:22,241 --> 01:13:24,274
I.
1114
01:13:24,276 --> 01:13:27,211
I thought
I said
1115
01:13:27,213 --> 01:13:29,613
you could
take the cash.
1116
01:13:36,088 --> 01:13:39,457
You.
1117
01:13:39,459 --> 01:13:42,563
You aren't
gonna come?
1118
01:13:46,231 --> 01:13:48,334
I.
1119
01:13:55,642 --> 01:14:00,377
Of course
I am.
1120
01:14:00,379 --> 01:14:02,380
Of course.
1121
01:14:02,382 --> 01:14:06,184
OK, now.
1122
01:14:06,186 --> 01:14:07,518
Eat.
1123
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:12,991
I'll get us home as
soon as possible.
1124
01:14:12,993 --> 01:14:16,027
We'll just have to
say we found the fuse
1125
01:14:16,029 --> 01:14:19,463
after we
drew straws,
1126
01:14:19,465 --> 01:14:21,631
OK?
1127
01:14:21,633 --> 01:14:24,534
OK.
1128
01:14:38,450 --> 01:14:42,220
Don't worry,
1129
01:14:42,222 --> 01:14:44,689
I'll get
us home.
1130
01:16:05,370 --> 01:16:07,106
You ready?
1131
01:16:26,459 --> 01:16:30,360
Jesus, you do
have a good punch.
1132
01:16:30,362 --> 01:16:32,363
You know
someone once told me,
1133
01:16:32,365 --> 01:16:35,533
the sea finds out
everything you've done wrong,
1134
01:16:35,535 --> 01:16:38,668
so between his bad luck
name and his now public sins,
1135
01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:40,805
I think it's
fair to say
1136
01:16:40,807 --> 01:16:43,077
Jonah had
this coming.
1137
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:09,560
And while we still don't
know the reason behind the
1138
01:18:09,562 --> 01:18:14,232
red headed superstition, we do
know that, for whatever reason,
1139
01:18:14,234 --> 01:18:16,234
it definitely
holds true.
1140
01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:43,793
Fuck.
1141
01:22:26,017 --> 01:22:28,018
Moving on.
1142
01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:32,155
Perfect, print it,
let's go, alright.
1143
01:22:36,531 --> 01:22:38,578
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