Original subtitles

Hey, Charlie.

Well, I'm about to go off to college.

So it's time to make my last video diary.

Man, it seems like just yesterday I was doing the first one of these.

( chuckles ) Spencer was coming over for a study date,

and you were covered in smushed bananas.

And, uh-- yeah. Now I'm packing for college.

I'm gonna have a going-away party.

And, uh...

I have absolutely no idea what else to say.

You know, sometimes, at this point,

funny things just happen behind me.

Hey, Swiss cheese.

You know, if we were in Switzerland,

we'd just call this cheese.

And sometimes they don't.

Oh, good! Here's Dad.

Wow! Don't hear those words very often.

I'm trying to make my last video diary.

Wow, your last one?

That's a lot of pressure.

I'm aware of that.

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Better be a good one.

I'm trying!

Oh! Hey, Gabe.

He's always good for some laughs.

Say something, Gabe.

Hey.

"Hey"? That's all you got?

What's going on?

Teddy's trying to do her final video diary.

Wow. Your final video diary?

Ohh. Better be a good one.

I know!

Hey, Canadian bacon.

You know, if we were in Canada--

( rock music playing )

♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪

♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪

♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪

♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪

♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪

♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪

♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪

♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪

♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪

♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪

♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪

♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪

♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪

♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪

( doorbell rings )

HI, AMY.

COME ON IN, DEBBIE.

ANOTHER MIX-UP BY THE MAILMAN.

HE GAVE US CHARLIE'S "GURGLES" MAGAZINE.

OH, THAT'S, UH-- THAT'S P.J.'S, BUT THANK YOU.

OHH! "GOOD MORNING DENVER,"

MY FAVORITE SHOW.

ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M ON IT?

( chuckling ) YOU'RE ON "GOOD MORNING DENVER"?

FOR REAL?

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU SOMETIMES TEND TO EXAGGERATE THINGS

JUST A SKOSH.

NO, I'M ON IT.

COME ON, YOU'VE SEEN IT. I DO THE "MAMA BIRD" SEGMENT.

WELL, I ONLY WATCH THE IMPORTANT STUFF,

SO I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE.

- Hey, uh, Rhonda. - Yeah?

What has two thumbs and likes to hit the putting green?

Oh. Well, I don't know, Phil. What?

This guy!

( both laugh )

Phil!

Oh, I'm gonna miss this.

Oh, that's right. You know what?

- Rhonda has a little announcement to make. - Mm-hmm.

( exhales ) I am leaving the show

to pursue a very exciting new opportunity.

You are looking at the new host...

of "Wake up Waco!"

( Phil chuckles )

Oh, we're gonna miss you around here, Rhonda.

Aww.

I don't know how we'll replace you.

WELL, I DO.

WITH ME!

OH, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW.

"GOOD MORNING DENVER... WITH AMY AND PHIL."

ISN'T IT "PHIL AND AMY"?

FOR NOW.

WELL! IF IT ISN'T THE FREE LUNCH BUNCH.

- ( laughing ) - YOU'RE FUNNY, DAD.

( chuckling ) YEAH. NOT TRYING TO BE.

EMMETT, IS THAT MY BATHROBE?

YEAH. MINE'S DIRTY,

AND MRS. DUNCAN'S A LITTLE BEHIND ON THE WASH.

OH. WELL.

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SPEAK TO HER ABOUT THAT.

COULD YOU?

WELL, SINCE SUBTLETY DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING,

LET ME BE DIRECT.

P.J., YOU PROMISED TO LOOK FOR A JOB

AFTER YOU GRADUATED COOKING SCHOOL.

I KNOW. I'M OFF TO KIND OF A SLOW START.

HAVE YOU STARTED?

NO.

I PROMISE. RIGHT AFTER LUNCH

I'M GONNA GET OUT THERE AND FIND A JOB.

- GREAT. - OH, ACTUALLY,

RIGHT AFTER LUNCH "YACKY THE DUCK" IS ON,

SO IT'LL BE RIGHT AFTER THAT.

OKAY.

WELL, EMMETT,

ALL WE NEED IS A PLAN FOR YOU.

OH, I GOT A PLAN.

SEVEN MORE YEARS OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE

THEN IT'S "HELLO, JOB MARKET."

SO I GUESS THERE'S NO RUSH TO GET YOU OUT OF THAT BATHROBE.

NOT UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE SOME OF YOUR UNDERWEAR.

SO, DO YOU THINK I'M A GOOD GIRLFRIEND?

WELL, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO JUDGE IT ON, BUT YEAH.

I'M GLAD.

AND AS A GOOD GIRLFRIEND,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING,

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU.

OKAY.

WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME?

SURE.

GREAT.

GRANDMA! HE SAID YES!

HEY-- OH. WHA-- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

NICE JOB, LAUREN.

I'M SO SORRY. SHE FORCED ME.

OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I'VE GOT A SITUATION.

THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO ME IS FOR SALE.

WELL, THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

ANYWAY...

THE FAMILY THAT'S GONNA BUY IT

HAS A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY.

- SO? - A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY

WHO REMINDS ME OF YOU!

SAME EVIL TWINKLE IN HIS EYE!

I CAN'T GO THROUGH ANOTHER GABE DUNCAN,

I CAN'T! I TELL YOU!

OKAY, C-CALM DOWN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

I WANT YOU TO TALK TO HIM, ONE DEVIL CHILD TO ANOTHER.

TELL HIM I'M OFF-LIMITS.

FINE, I'LL DO IT.

( gasps ) GOOD.

AGAIN, I AM SO SORRY.

YEAH, WELL, THE NEXT TIME WE TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP,

I'M PAYING ATTENTION.

- HEY, PHIL. - HEY, AMY.

DO YOU MIND IF I, UH--

IF I SIT IN RHONDA'S CHAIR?

SURE, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

( quietly ) OKAY.

I'M JUST GONNA-- OHH... WOW.

THAT IS REALLY COMFY.

( chuckles )

( exhales ) ALMOST LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR ME.

ACTUALLY, THEY WERE MADE FOR ME AND RHONDA.

THEY MEASURED OUR BUTTS AND EVERYTHING.

OH. CUTE STORY.

SAY, I WONDER WHOSE BUTT THEY'RE GONNA BE MEASURING FOR THIS CHAIR NOW.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

- OH. - WE'RE GONNA MISS THAT RHONDA.

ARE WE?

I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, PHIL.

YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING RHONDA FOR YEARS.

WELL, I DON'T WANNA GET INTO IT,

BUT YEAH.

KNOWING YOU, I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE THE WISE DECISION

TO PROMOTE FROM WITHIN.

HMM. WELL, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

YEAH, THE QUESTION IS: WHO?

MEAN, PILAR'S OKAY ON TRAFFIC,

BUT HOW IS SHE WITH SMALL TALK?

- ( chuckles ) - YEAH.

AND MISTY MOUNTAINS IS GREAT WITH WEATHER,

BUT, UM, IS HER BRAIN A LOW-PRESSURE SYSTEM?

- ( meows ) - ( laughs )

MY GOODNESS, PHIL. I SAID SOMETHING CATTY,

- AND YOU MADE A CAT NOISE. - I DID.

- ( both laugh ) - I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT!

WE ARE CLICKING.

WE ARE. ARE WE?

WE ARE!

IF ONLY THE VIEWERS COULD SEE US.

I J-- I JUST HAD AN IDEA.

WHY DON'T YOU AUDITION?

- ME? - YEAH.

WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT THAT SOUNDS CRAZY,

BUT I KNOW WHAT GOOD JUDGMENT YOU HAVE.

TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU

AN ON-AIR TRYOUT. IF ALL GOES WELL,

WHO KNOWS?

"GOOD MORNING DENVER

WITH PHIL AND AMY."

( exhales )

IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST.

( chuckles )

- PACKING FOR COLLEGE, HUH? - MM-HMM.

NEED SOME HELP?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

( laughs ) WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT SOMETHING?

YOU SAID "NEED SOME HELP?"

YEAH, RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. OF COURSE I WANT SOMETHING.

- WHAT? - YOUR ROOM.

GABE! NO ONE'S GETTING MY ROOM.

I'M SURE MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA LEAVE IT AS IS.

THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE A SHRINE TO YOU,

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE IT,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME.

NO, I WONT.

AWW.

WELL, I'M GONNA MISS YOU!

YOU KNOW, I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT TIME WHEN WE...

( sighs )

OR WHEN WE, UM...

YOU KNOW WHAT? BEFORE I GO,

LET'S DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.

DOES THIS COUNT?

- GET OUT. - ( mumbles )

OH, HEY, CHARLIE.

WHATCHA DOIN'?

I'M PACKING FOR YALE.

NEED SOME HELP?

YOU GONNA LEAVE THAT TV, RIGHT?

"GOOD NIGHT, MOON..."

AND...

GOOD NIGHT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

OH, I READ IN THE KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

ALUMNI ASSOCIATION NEWSLETTER THAT YOU GRADUATED FROM COOKING SCHOOL.

KWIKKY CHIKKI UNIVERSITY

GOOD NIT TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF.

- ( groans ) - HEY, THERE HE IS!

HOW WAS JOB HUNTING TODAY?

TERRIBLE.

EVERY RESTAURANT I WALKED INTO WAS THE SAME THING.

AS SOON AS THE HOSTESS FINDS OUT YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER,

THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE TO YOU.

"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?"

YEAH, THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THE FOOD BIZ IS PRETTY TOUGH TO CRACK.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL DREAM

OF BEING A BASEBALL PLAYER OR A POLICE GUY.

YOUR DREAM FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

YES, I SAID MY ORIGINAL DREAM.

LOOK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THE DOOR

AND OFFER YOU A JOB.

( knocking on door )

HEY HEY, GRAVY!

HEY, BUDDY! HEY, YOU NEED A JOB?

- HEY, MR. D! - HEY.

DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW I NEEDED A JOB?

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