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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,038 HOWDY, DUNCANS. 2 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,080 - HEY. - HEY, BEAU. 3 00:00:10,081 --> 00:00:12,111 - MORNING, SWEETIE. - HI. 4 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,783 WE GOT A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US, LITTLE B. 5 00:00:13,784 --> 00:00:15,524 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, BIG B. 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,616 OH. GOOD. 7 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,018 THEY HAVE NICKNAMES. 8 00:00:20,451 --> 00:00:22,321 YEAH, I GUESS WE SHOULD GET GOING. 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,303 TAKING DOWN A HORNET'S NEST TODAY. 10 00:00:24,295 --> 00:00:25,525 OOH. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,726 SO THAT'S THE EXCITEMENT 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,657 I FEEL IN THE AIR. 13 00:00:28,659 --> 00:00:30,499 OH, HEY. GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 14 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:33,261 I AM GONNA LET YOU HOLD THE FOGGER. 15 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:35,214 PERMISSION TO HUG YOU, SIR. 16 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:37,436 OH, BRING IT IN, LITTLE B. 17 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:41,040 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS. 18 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,071 SEE YOU GIRLS. 19 00:00:42,073 --> 00:00:43,413 SEE YA. 20 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,584 I THINK YOUR FATHER REALLY LIKES THIS ONE. 21 00:00:45,576 --> 00:00:47,176 I KNOW. 22 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:49,248 I CONCERNS ME. 23 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,380 WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO SCHOOL. 24 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:52,652 ALL RIGHT. 25 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,723 HAVE A GOOD DAY, LITTLE T. 26 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:55,564 YOU TOO, BIG A. 27 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,686 ( rock music playing ) 28 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:00,289 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 29 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,061 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 30 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,802 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 31 00:01:04,795 --> 00:01:06,695 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 32 00:01:06,697 --> 00:01:08,497 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 33 00:01:08,499 --> 00:01:10,499 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 34 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,782 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 35 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,145 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 36 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:20,149 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:21,651 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 38 00:01:21,652 --> 00:01:24,522 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:26,555 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 40 00:01:26,557 --> 00:01:28,157 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 41 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:31,089 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 42 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,321 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 43 00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:37,174 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 44 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:41,098 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 45 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,842 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 46 00:01:53,444 --> 00:01:55,424 ( sighs ) EMMETT, 47 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,546 WE GOTTA PAY OUR RENT. 48 00:01:56,547 --> 00:01:59,587 AGAIN? 49 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,450 WHAT IS THAT, LIKE EVERY MONTH NOW? 50 00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:03,593 YEAH. 51 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:05,234 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY RIGHT NOW. 52 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:08,356 WELL, THAT IS VERY IRRESPONSIBLE. 53 00:02:08,359 --> 00:02:11,129 ESPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T EITHER. 54 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,401 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 55 00:02:12,403 --> 00:02:14,373 I DON'T KNOW. BUT IF WE CAN'T PAY THE RENT ON THIS PLACE 56 00:02:14,365 --> 00:02:16,235 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE BACK HOME WITH OUR PARENTS. 57 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,567 WELL MAYBE YOU CAN, BUT THAT'S NOT AN OPTION FOR ME. 58 00:02:18,569 --> 00:02:20,239 WHY NOT? 59 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,441 MY PARENTS MOVED AND THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE. 60 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,546 WELL, WHAT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM? 61 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,317 OH, WE MEET AT A NEUTRAL LOCATION. 62 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:30,379 BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE FIRST SO THAT WAY I CAN'T FOLLOW THEM. 63 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,394 WELL, IF WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE PAYING THE RENT, 64 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:36,585 MAYBE WE COULD GET A ROOMMATE. 65 00:02:36,587 --> 00:02:38,457 YOU MEAN LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE THAT WOULD LIVE HERE? 66 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,389 THAT'S WHAT A ROOMMATE IS, YES. 67 00:02:40,391 --> 00:02:43,491 WELL, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 68 00:02:43,494 --> 00:02:45,174 THAT WAY WE'D EACH ONLY HAVE TO PAY 69 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,565 ONE THIRD OF THE RENT. 70 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,537 WAIT, DID I DO THAT MATH RIGHT? 71 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:50,900 LIKE I'D KNOW. 72 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:52,241 ( chuckles ) 73 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,177 ( video game sounds ) 74 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,309 OH, WATCH OUT FOR THAT CYBORG. 75 00:03:00,311 --> 00:03:01,711 I SEE HIM. 76 00:03:01,712 --> 00:03:02,952 - ( explosion ) - GOT HIM. 77 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:05,423 YOU ARE RUTHLESS. I LOVE IT. 78 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,916 I GET IT FROM MY GRANDMA. 79 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,587 I STILL LOVE IT. 80 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:15,725 ( sighs ) 81 00:03:17,928 --> 00:03:19,468 HEY, KIDS. 82 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:21,370 SOMETHING WRONG, MRS. DUNCAN? 83 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:24,482 OH, HERE WE GO. 84 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:25,405 WELL... 85 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,936 SINCE YOU ASKED. 86 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:30,438 SEE, I'M A LOCAL TELEVISION PERSONALITY. 87 00:03:30,441 --> 00:03:31,841 I APPEAR ON "GOOD MORNING DENVER." 88 00:03:31,842 --> 00:03:35,392 AND THE FLOOD GATES ARE OPEN. 89 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:37,246 BUT THEY HAVEN'T HAD ME ON LATELY, 90 00:03:37,248 --> 00:03:39,548 AND IT IS REALLY GETTING ME DOWN. 91 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,522 IS IT OVER FOR ME? 92 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,404 WHILE I STILL HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO GIVE? 93 00:03:48,259 --> 00:03:49,459 YOU KNOW, 94 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:51,400 THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. 95 00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:53,402 MAYBE DAD KNOWS THE ANSWER TO THAT. 96 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:55,244 DAD! HERE COMES MOM. 97 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,405 YEAH YEAH YEAH. 98 00:03:56,407 --> 00:03:58,537 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GREEN GROCER. 99 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,369 HE'S THE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH. 100 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:02,711 I THINK HE JUST GOT LUCKY WITH THAT 101 00:04:02,713 --> 00:04:05,783 "EAT A ZUCCHINI, WEAR A BIKINI" LINE. 102 00:04:05,776 --> 00:04:07,976 OH, MY GRANDMA SAW THAT SEGMENT. 103 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:09,878 AND THEN SHE BOUGHT SOME ZUCCHINI. 104 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,550 SHE'S NOT THINKING OF-- 105 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,633 A BIKINI? OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 106 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,825 STAY ON TOP OF THAT. 107 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:19,387 I ACTUALLY HAVE A SEGMENT COMING ON TOMORROW. 108 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:21,390 IT'S MY FIRST ONE IN WEEKS. 109 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:24,542 BUT WILL IT BE MY LAST? 110 00:04:24,535 --> 00:04:27,895 DAD, THESE QUESTIONS FROM MOM ARE PILING UP! 111 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,270 OH WELL. 112 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,871 IF IT IS MY LAST, I GUESS THE GOOD NEWS IS 113 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,813 I GET TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY KIDS. 114 00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:37,507 WHAT'S YOUR SEGMENT ABOUT? 115 00:04:37,508 --> 00:04:39,408 OKAY. 116 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:41,480 IT'S ABOUT ENTERTAINING THE LITTLE ONES 117 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,052 AND ALSO GETTING YOUR HOUSEWORK DONE. 118 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:48,524 WHAT I DO IS I FOLD TOWELS INTO WHIMSICAL ANIMAL SHAPES. 119 00:04:52,062 --> 00:04:53,522 A LOT OF IT IS VISUAL. 120 00:04:54,665 --> 00:04:56,465 - HERE, WANT ME TO SHOW YOU? - SURE. 121 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,927 OKAY, GREAT. I JUST MADE ONE. 122 00:04:57,928 --> 00:05:00,398 YOU'LL LOVE IT. 123 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,401 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE RUTHLESS. 124 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,873 WITH CYBORGS. 125 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:05,014 THIS IS YOUR MOM. 126 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,575 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 127 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,409 BA-BAM! 128 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:13,581 IT'S A SWAN! 129 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:16,745 DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW? 130 00:05:16,747 --> 00:05:17,817 COME ON, GUYS. 131 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,018 I'VE GOT A BASKET FULL OF TOWELS 132 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,419 AND NOTHING BUT TIME. 133 00:05:27,057 --> 00:05:28,597 - HEY. - HEY, GUYS. 134 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:30,799 TEDDY, THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED TODAY. 135 00:05:30,801 --> 00:05:33,061 I SAW MY FIRST CAMEL CRICKET. 136 00:05:33,063 --> 00:05:35,473 YOU KNOW, THIS KID IS A NATURAL. 137 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:36,806 I THOUGHT IT WAS A CAVE CRICKET. 138 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,609 WOW. 139 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:41,470 WELL, I HOPE YOU TURNED TO MY DAD 140 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:44,682 AND GAVE HIM A BIG OLD "IN YOUR FACE!" 141 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,447 YEAH, WE DON'T DO THAT. WE'RE A TEAM. 142 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,749 OH. 143 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,620 WELL, UNLESS WE'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY A SKUNK. 144 00:05:51,622 --> 00:05:54,022 THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. ( grunts ) 145 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,556 A GREAT EXTERMINATOR 146 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,057 AND A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 147 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,728 OH, STOP. 148 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:03,562 BEAU, HONEY, YOU GOT THE JOB. 149 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:04,844 YOU CAN STOP KISSING UP 150 00:06:04,835 --> 00:06:07,965 AND START MAKING FUN OF HIM LIKE THE REST OF US. 151 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,798 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 152 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,470 IT'S JUST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND 153 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,483 TO BE FASCINATED WITH ALL OF THIS EXTERMINATOR STUFF. 154 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,746 BUT I REALLY AM FASCINATED. 155 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:20,979 I COULD SEE MYSELF DOING THIS AS A CAREER. 156 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,381 SERIOUSLY? 157 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,763 YEAH. 158 00:06:24,755 --> 00:06:26,415 TODAY I WAS IN THE CRAWLSPACE, RIGHT? 159 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:27,787 AND I FOUND THIS BIG OLD SPIDER-- 160 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,758 BEAU BEAU-- 161 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,890 AS MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS, 162 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,491 WHAT HAPPENS UNDER THE HOUSE 163 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,433 STAYS UNDER THE HOUSE. 164 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:37,096 ALL RIGHT. 165 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,427 - WELL, I'D BETTER GO. - OKAY. 166 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:40,970 I NEED TO GET HOME AND GET SHOWERED. 167 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:42,031 THAT STUFF WE WERE USING TODAY 168 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:43,902 IS HIGHLY TOXIC. 169 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,444 COULD YOU HAVE MAYBE 170 00:06:45,436 --> 00:06:46,806 TOLD ME THAT BEFORE THE HUG? 171 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,877 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO SHOWER TOO. 172 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:51,541 SORRY, SWEETIE. 173 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:57,887 HEY. WHERE'S BEAU? 174 00:06:57,888 --> 00:06:59,088 OH, HE JUST LEFT. 175 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:01,119 WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE? 176 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,421 DAD, YOU'LL SEE HIM AGAIN TOMORROW... 177 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:08,104 IN SOME DISGUSTING LITTLE ENCLOSURE. 178 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:12,430 I'M TELLING YOU. THAT BEAU IS A GREAT KID. 179 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,562 AND WHO KNOWS. 180 00:07:13,564 --> 00:07:14,914 YOU TWO STICK TOGETHER, 181 00:07:14,905 --> 00:07:17,765 I COULD SEE PASSING THE BUSINESS DOWN TO HIM SOME DAY. 182 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:20,138 DAD, WE HAVEN'T BEEN DATING FOR THAT LONG. 183 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,440 I KNOW. IT'S JUST-- 184 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,852 THIS ONE FEELS SPECIAL. 185 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,550 SO I HAVE AN ENGINEERING DEGREE. 186 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:37,033 NOW I'M WORKING ON MY MASTERS IN ASTROPHYSICS. 187 00:07:37,027 --> 00:07:39,087 WELL, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BRIAN, 188 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:41,229 BUT WE HAVE A PRETTY STRICT SCREENING PROCESS HERE. 189 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:43,561 SO LET ME ASK YOU THE BIG QUESTION. 190 00:07:45,135 --> 00:07:47,235 DO YOU HAVE... 191 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:49,497 $167? 192 00:07:52,102 --> 00:07:53,242 YES. 193 00:07:53,243 --> 00:07:55,253 OKAY. FOLLOW-UP QUESTION. 194 00:07:55,245 --> 00:08:00,145 WILL YOU HAVE $167 THIS TIME NEXT MONTH? 195 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:02,080 YES. 196 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,082 I THINK WE HAVE ALL WE NEED. 197 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:07,686 I'M NEAT, I'M QUIET. 198 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,058 AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ROOMMATES 199 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:10,689 WHO ARE NEITHER NEAT NOR QUIET? 200 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,892 THAT'S FINE. I JUST NEED A PLACE TO LIVE. 201 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:17,574 AND DID WE ASK YOU ABOUT THE $167 ALREADY? 202 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:19,628 A FEW TIMES, YES. 203 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,570 OKAY, ANDY. THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 204 00:08:21,572 --> 00:08:23,102 WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU REAL SOON. 205 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,103 GREAT. 206 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:27,776 WELL, SEEMS TO ME THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS. 207 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:28,838 I'D SAY IT'S A NO-BRAINER. 208 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:30,239 I AGREE. GOOD JOB, ROOMIE. 209 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,780 ALL RIGHT. 210 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:33,782 IT'S GONNA BE NICE HAVING A NEW ROOMMATE. 211 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:35,054 ONE MORE GUY TO HELP WITH CHORES. 212 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:36,515 ONE MORE GUY TO HELP WITH SHOPPING. 213 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,116 AND THE BEST PART IS... 214 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,248 WE CAN FINALLY REALIZE OUR DREAM. 215 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,120 Both: THE HUMAN PYRAMID. 216 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:49,999 OKAY, HOW DOES THIS SOUND? 217 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,130 "DEAR STATION MANAGER, 218 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,712 MAMA BIRD'S RECENT SEGMENT ON TOWEL ANIMALS 219 00:08:54,705 --> 00:08:56,565 WAS TOWEL-RIFIC." 220 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,837 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 221 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,709 WE'RE WRITING LETTERS TO "GOOD MORNING DENVER" 222 00:09:00,711 --> 00:09:02,141 SO THEY'LL KEEP MOMMY ON TV, 223 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,972 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY AWAY FROM US. 224 00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:07,075 WHAT'S A LETTER? 225 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:11,077 IT'S AN EXPENSIVE WAY TO SLOWLY SEND AN E-MAIL. 226 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,593 OKAY. 227 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:15,925 WE HAVE 10 LETTERS. 228 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:17,986 OKAY. LET'S GET THESE THINGS IN THE MAIL 229 00:09:17,988 --> 00:09:20,628 SO THEY'LL ARRIVE THE DAY AFTER MOM'S STORY AIRS. 230 00:09:20,631 --> 00:09:23,131 Amy: CHARLIE, I'M READY TO PLAY DRESS-UP. 231 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,273 ( sighs ) COMING. 232 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:28,897 THIS BETTER WORK. 233 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,250 OHH. 234 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:42,781 BEAU JR. 235 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,263 YOU EAT JUST LIKE GRANDPA BOB. 236 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:50,259 AND YOU HAVE JUST AS MANY TEETH. 237 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,590 YEAH. 238 00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:53,623 HEY, DARLING. 239 00:09:53,624 --> 00:09:55,004 HI, HONEY. 240 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,225 AND BABY BOY. 241 00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:00,999 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING I'D RATHER SEE 242 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,371 AFTER A LONG DAY OF KILLING BUGS 243 00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:04,602 THAN MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 244 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,614 OH, YOU'RE COOKING. 245 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,136 YEAH. 246 00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:10,008 ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW LIFE TURNED OUT? 247 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,280 I COOK LIKE MY MOM, 248 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:13,611 AND YOU WORK LIKE MY DAD. 249 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,293 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, ME AND HIM ARE PRETTY DIFFERENT. 250 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,390 YOU LOSE MORE HAIR TODAY? 251 00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:24,051 YEAH. 252 00:10:24,054 --> 00:10:25,934 BUT MORE CAME IN ON MY BACK. 253 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,256 OH. 254 00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:28,627 THAT'S NICE. 255 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,299 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY. 256 00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:32,931 IS THIS GONNA BE A BUG STORY? 257 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,063 YEAH, IT STARTS OUT AS ONE, 258 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,944 BUT THEN A FERAL CAT COMES INTO IT. 259 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,806 I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF. 260 00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:39,868 OH, HONEY, TAKE YOUR TIME. 261 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,810 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 262 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:45,283 EVER. 263 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:47,815 THERE I WAS IN THE JOHNSON'S CRAWLSPACE. 264 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:50,278 ORDINARY TUESDAY... 265 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,780 OR SO I THOUGHT. 266 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:54,283 YEAH. 267 00:10:54,284 --> 00:10:56,834 UNTIL I SAW THE SAWDUST. 268 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:59,157 THAT ALWAYS MEANS TERMITES. 269 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,829 WELL, ALMOST ALWAYS. 270 00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,133 ( shouts ) 271 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,806 MAN, I DON'T THINK THE PLACE HAS EVER BEEN THIS CLEAN BEFORE. 272 00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:19,978 YEAH, THAT WAS A ROUGH 15 MINUTES. 273 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,110 ( doorbell rings ) 274 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:22,251 AH. 275 00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:23,782 THAT MUST BE OUR NEW ROOMMATE. 276 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,785 - HI, GUYS. - HI. 277 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,457 UH, WHAT'S ANDY DOING HERE? 278 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,758 - HE'S OUR NEW ROOMMATE. - NO, HE'S NOT. 279 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:31,921 BRIAN'S OUR NEW ROOMMATE. 280 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:33,222 HEY. 281 00:11:33,223 --> 00:11:35,933 I DON'T THINK SO. 282 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,896 GUYS, COME ON IN. 283 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,798 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A QUICK DISCUSSION 284 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,870 OUT IN THE HALLWAY. 285 00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:42,001 NOT ABOUT YOU. 286 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,232 OH. 287 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,813 A LITTLE ABOUT YOU. 288 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,439 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS A NO-BRAINER. 289 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,980 YEAH, TO PICK THE SHORT GUY. 290 00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:53,412 HE'S THE PERFECT TOP FOR THE PYRAMID. 291 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:57,145 THE PYRAMID WILL BE HIGHER WITH THE TALL GUY. 292 00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:59,117 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BASED EVERYTHING 293 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,889 ON THE PYRAMID. 294 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,725 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 295 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,296 I'VE BEEN ON TV IN WEEKS. 296 00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:09,798 IT'S NOT RIGHT, MOM. 297 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,060 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 298 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:14,813 OKAY. HERE WE GO. 299 00:12:14,805 --> 00:12:15,935 ( music playing ) 300 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,738 Rhonda: Good morning, Denver. 301 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,269 And good morning, Phil. 302 00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,811 Phil: It's always a good morning when I'm with you, Rhonda. 303 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:26,284 I'VE GOT TO SAY, I LIKE PHIL AND RHONDA. 304 00:12:26,276 --> 00:12:28,476 BEHIND THE SCENES, THOSE TWO CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER. 305 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:29,918 NO! 306 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,920 YES. 307 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,792 GABE, PHIL AND RHONDA USED TO BE A COUPLE. 308 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:35,925 THAT IS UNTIL RHONDA DECIDED TO GIVE 309 00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:38,026 THE GREEN GROCER A SQUEEZE. 310 00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:40,788 Phil: We're getting word now of some breaking news. 311 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,791 Let's go live to I-70, 312 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:46,803 where our news chopper is following a high speed police pursuit. 313 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:47,937 WHAT? 314 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:49,868 NO, WE WANT TO SEE MOM! 315 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,270 GABE. HONEY, RELAX. 316 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,072 IT'S OKAY. I'M ON TOWARDS THE END. 317 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,414 AS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T GO ON TOO LONG, 318 00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:56,805 WE'LL BE FINE. 319 00:12:58,148 --> 00:13:00,808 Phil: This is now becoming one of the longest car chases 320 00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:02,081 in Denver history. 321 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,952 OH. THIS IS BAD. 322 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:06,094 THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD. 323 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,786 WHAT'S WRONG? 324 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,057 WELL, TOMORROW THE STATION'S 325 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:10,389 GONNA GET A BUNCH OF LETTERS SAYING HOW MUCH 326 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,860 THEY LOVED MOM'S STORY 327 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:12,962 WHICH ISN'T ON. 328 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:14,793 THIS IS BAD. 329 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,104 THIS IS REALLY BAD. 330 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,930 IS THIS CHASE STILL ON? 331 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:23,802 YES. SOMEBODY! 332 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,813 PULL HIM OVER, FLATTEN HIS TIRES. 333 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,805 WE WANT TO SEE TOWEL ANIMALS! 334 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,978 GABE, HONEY, IT'S OKAY. 335 00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,811 WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS. 336 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,212 IF THEY DON'T PUT MY SEGMENT ON TODAY, 337 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,494 THEY'LL PUT IT ON ANOTHER DAY. 338 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,845 NO, IT HAS TO BE TODAY. 339 00:13:37,848 --> 00:13:39,818 Phil: Looks like he's pulling over, 340 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,149 and he's putting his hands up. 341 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:43,221 Guess this chase has come to a peaceful ending. 342 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,303 YES. FINALLY. 343 00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:48,155 Rhonda: Well, we have time for one more segment. 344 00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:50,398 And we saved the best for last. 345 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,600 So let's hear from everybody's favorite, 346 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:53,932 The Green Grocer. 347 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,614 Both: OH, COME ON! 348 00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,038 ( doorbell rings ) 349 00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:05,022 - HEY, DARLING. - HEY. 350 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,275 HOW ARE YOU? 351 00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:07,546 UH... 352 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,347 I'M OKAY, I GUESS. 353 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,279 I HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM. 354 00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:13,621 IT WAS THE FUTURE, AND WE WERE LIVING HERE. 355 00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:15,033 YOU INHERITED MY DAD'S BUSINESS 356 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:19,125 AND YOU WERE TELLING THESE CRAZY BUG STORIES. 357 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,030 THAT'S FUNNY. 358 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:23,162 AND YOU WERE BALD. 359 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:27,266 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 360 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,600 LISTEN, CAN WE SIT? 361 00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:33,271 I GOT SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 362 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,603 YEAH. 363 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,948 WHAT'S GOING ON? 364 00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:41,080 ( sighs ) 365 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,311 RALPH HUGHES DIED. 366 00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:44,282 OH NO. 367 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,424 WHO'S RALPH HUGHES? 368 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,088 I DON'T KNOW. 369 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:54,260 WELL, I'M REALLY GLAD WE SAT DOWN FOR THIS. 370 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,165 NO, I MEAN I JUST NEVER MET HIM. 371 00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:01,628 HE WAS THE EXTERMINATOR BACK HOME IN HOLLOW ROCK. 372 00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:04,981 WHICH MEANS THERE'S A JOB OPENING FOR AN EXTERMINATOR 373 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:07,235 AND IT'S MINE IF I WANT IT. 374 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:09,237 OH. 375 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,509 MY GRANDMA CALLED. 376 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,141 SHE SAID IF I TAKE THIS JOB AND COME HOME, 377 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,193 SHE'LL PAY FOR ME TO GO TO COLLEGE AT NIGHT. 378 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,286 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 379 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,088 ARE YOU GOING BACK TO TENNESSEE? 380 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,503 I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN TURN THIS DOWN. 381 00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,958 LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 382 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:33,931 BUT I'VE BEEN REAL HOMESICK. 383 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,305 I LIKE WORKING FOR YOUR DAD AND ALL, 384 00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,509 BUT TEDDY... 385 00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:43,971 THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD KEEP ME IN DENVER IS YOU. 386 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:50,116 LOOK, BEAU... 387 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,320 ( chuckles ) 388 00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,381 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO... 389 00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:55,633 ( sighs ) 390 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:59,485 BUT I'M NOT GONNA STAND IN YOUR WAY. 391 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,690 SO... 392 00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,062 THIS IS GOOD-BYE? 393 00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,995 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 394 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,970 YOU'RE A SPECIAL GIRL, TEDDY. 395 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,702 I'M GONNA MISS YOU A TON. 396 00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:16,714 I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO. 397 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:26,655 HEY, GUYS. 398 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,658 WHY THE SAD FACES? 399 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:31,659 NOW COMES THE HARD PART. 400 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,598 - ( bell dings ) - ROTATE. 401 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,335 BRIAN, YOU HEARD THE DING. AFTER THE DING, WE ROTATE. 402 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:48,537 I'M NOT DONE EATING YET. 403 00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:50,008 I DON'T CARE. TAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM. 404 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,110 THAT'S NOT SANITARY. 405 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,323 AND THE SYSTEM WORKS. 406 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,016 HEY PJ, YOU MIND TRADING ME SOME BATHROOM TIME FOR SOME CHAIR TIME? 407 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,248 THE SYSTEM IS DING, MOVE, DING, MOVE. 408 00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,292 THERE ARE NO TACK-ONS. 409 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:05,734 ANDY? 410 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,125 DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. 411 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,357 - ( bell dings ) - ROTATE. 412 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,061 EMMETT, BATHROOM. 413 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:14,603 WHY? I'M CLEAN, I'M BRUSHED 414 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:15,614 AND I DON'T HAVE TO GO. 415 00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:17,265 NOT MY PROBLEM. WE HAVE A SYSTEM. 416 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,667 THE SYSTEM'S STUPID. 417 00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,638 I'VE SEEN THE BEGINNINGS OF THREE SHOWS. 418 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,040 I DON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF THEM END. 419 00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:26,324 WHO'S SQUEEZING THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE FROM THE MIDDLE? 420 00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:30,076 I WASTED HALF MY BATHROOM TIME TRYING TO FIX THIS. 421 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,651 PJ, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN THE HALLWAY PLEASE? 422 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,794 SURE. 423 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:38,385 YOU GUYS KEEP MOVING ON THE DINGS, OKAY? 424 00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:39,458 WE'LL CATCH UP. 425 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,789 - ( bell dings ) - ROTATE. 426 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,792 THIS ISN'T WORKING. 427 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,273 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 428 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,265 WE HAVE TO GET RID OF SOMEBODY. 429 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,266 - I PICK BRIAN. - I PICK ANDY. 430 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,798 RE-VOTE. 431 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:51,299 - BRIAN. - ANDY. 432 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,301 RE-VOTE. 433 00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:54,142 NO, MAN. 434 00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:56,614 AS I SEE IT, THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBLE WAY TO SOLVE THIS. 435 00:17:56,606 --> 00:17:57,746 WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 436 00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,747 YEAH. WE'RE GETTING OUR OWN PLACE. 437 00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:03,352 WELL, TWO WAYS. 438 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,787 I KNOW IT'S HARD RIGHT NOW... 439 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:10,789 ( whimpers ) 440 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,260 BUT THERE WILL BE OTHER EXTERMINATORS. 441 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:15,804 NO. 442 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,665 NOT LIKE BEAU. 443 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,869 HE WAS SPECIAL. 444 00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,813 YOU'LL BE OKAY, I PROMISE. 445 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,675 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 446 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:32,339 NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. 447 00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:33,742 ( sniffles ) 448 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:35,423 I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE. 449 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:41,687 WELL, THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD-BYE FOREVER. 450 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,821 YOU COULD VIDEO CHAT. 451 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:46,795 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 452 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,499 I'LL TEACH YOU. 453 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,231 YOU WILL? 454 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,335 OF COURSE I WILL. 455 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,809 COME HERE. 456 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,870 ( sobs ) 457 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,421 COME HERE. 458 00:19:13,423 --> 00:19:14,423 WHY? 459 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,886 I WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG. 460 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,860 I'M GONNA NEED MORE INFORMATION. 461 00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:27,804 GABE, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE STATION MANAGER. 462 00:19:27,797 --> 00:19:31,337 YEAH, THEY RECEIVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF LETTERS ABOUT MY SEGMENT 463 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,801 THAT NEVER AIRED. 464 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,275 AND I KNOW YOU WROTE THEM. 465 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,677 YOU DO? 466 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,808 TWO THINGS TIPPED ME OFF. 467 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,349 ONE, YOU WERE ACTING REALLY WEIRD 468 00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:43,952 WHEN YOU WERE WATCHING THE SHOW, 469 00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:46,693 AND TWO, YOU WERE WATCHING THE SHOW. 470 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:51,189 AND YOU'RE NOT MAD? 471 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,690 NO, HONEY. 472 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,692 JUST THE OPPOSITE. 473 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,834 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE 474 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,896 TO HELP YOUR MOMMY'S TV CAREER. 475 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,568 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DID IT. 476 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:06,644 IN FACT, THE STATION MANAGER WAS SO IMPRESSED 477 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:08,876 HE WANTS ME TO DO A SEGMENT ON OUR RELATIONSHIP. 478 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,408 HE-- HE WANTS WHAT NOW? 479 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,353 IT'LL BE ALL ABOUT HOW CLOSE WE ARE. 480 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,816 I'M GONNA CALL IT "MY BABY GABEY." 481 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,751 WE'RE GONNA WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS. 482 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:27,826 ( chuckles ) ARE YOU FOR REAL, MOM? 483 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,897 OR ARE YOU JUST MESSING WITH ME OR SOMETHING? 484 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:32,729 WHY WOULD I MESS WITH MY BABY GABEY? 485 00:20:34,704 --> 00:20:37,244 BECAUSE THE REAL REASON YOU WROTE THE LETTERS 486 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,566 WAS TO GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSEY WOUSEY? 487 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:42,941 CHARLIE TOLD YOU? 488 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,382 SHE SANG LIKE A BIRDY WORDY. 489 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,820 Well, Charlie, 490 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:54,822 Beau moved back to Tennessee. 491 00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:57,694 And even though he's only been gone a few days, 492 00:20:57,687 --> 00:20:59,357 I already miss him. 493 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,689 Of course, not as much as dad does. 494 00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:03,832 Wow! 495 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,973 A nest full of yellow jackets?! 496 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,835 Whoa! 497 00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:10,837 Good kill, little B. 498 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,370 Beau: Yeah, well, I learned from the best. 499 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,843 Is Teddy around? 500 00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,584 Uh, nope. 501 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,706 No, not home yet. 502 00:21:17,707 --> 00:21:20,707 Um, hey, listen. 503 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,580 Let me tell you about this black widow spider 504 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,982 I saw today. She had an egg sack on her 505 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,724 the size of a softball. 506 00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:31,358 Uh... 507 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,821 I guess my advice to you would be 508 00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:36,503 date a guy who's afraid of bugs 509 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,966 'cause if not... 510 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:41,067 well, good luck, Charlie. 511 00:21:47,577 --> 00:21:49,877 ( gruffly) WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 512 00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:53,409 A TOWEL LOBSTER, OBVIOUSLY. 513 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,983 I'M NOT GETTING THAT. 514 00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:56,994 CRAB, MAYBE. 515 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,716 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 516 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,649 I'M OBVIOUSLY A TOWEL ELEPHANT. 517 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:04,822 AND A PRETTY GOOD ONE. 518 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,534 REALLY? 519 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,996 I'M GETTING MORE ANTEATER. 520 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,430 COULD YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN? 521 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,402 WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 522 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:15,644 A TOWEL. 523 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,965 AND PROUD OF IT. 524 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:20,367 I DON'T NEED ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES 525 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:23,640 HERE THAT, KIDS? IT'S OKAY TO JUST BE WHO YOU ARE. 526 00:22:26,516 --> 00:22:27,676 ( exhales ) 527 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,779 ( Towel screaming ) 528 00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:38,485 HOW DO YOU LIKE WHO YOU ARE NOW? 35296

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