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OH HEY, HONEY,
DON'T FORGET--
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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT
IT'S THE D.P.C.A.A.D.D.
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I THOUGHT WE AGREED
YOU GUYS WOULD STOP
SPELLING THINGS AROUND ME.
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IT STANDS FOR THE DENVER
PEST CONTROL ASSOCIATION
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ANNUAL DINNER DANCE.
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ALSO KNOWN AS THE BUG PROM.
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AND THIS YEAR THE DUNCANS
WILL BE ATTENDING.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU GUYS DIDN'T GO LAST YEAR
'CAUSE TOBY HAD JUST BEEN BORN.
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SHOOT! I FORGOT
TO HAVE A BABY THIS YEAR.
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COME ON, HONEY,
WE ALWAYS HAVE A LOT OF FUN
AT THESE THINGS.
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HEY, THIS YEAR THE THEME
IS FIRE-ANT FIESTA.
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BOB, HONEY,
DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO?
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YES, WE HAVE TO GO.
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I'M KIND OF A BIG CHEESE
AT THE D.P.C.A.
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IF I DON'T SHOW UP,
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
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THAT'S WEIRD.
USUALLY PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED
WHEN YOU DO SHOW UP.
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WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO NEED A BABYSITTER.
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DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I'M TAKING LAUREN TO SEE
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THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR--
"MEGASQUAD."
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IS THAT THE ONE
ABOUT THE WORLD'S FOUR GREATEST
SUPER HEROES TEAMING UP?
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WELL, I'M NOT SURE
YOU CAN CALL THEM
THE FOUR GREATEST,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE THE DEATH
OF ECO-MAN IS NOW IN QUESTION.
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SEE, THE THING IS,
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND
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THE COMPLICATED DYNAMICS
OF MEGASQUAD,
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YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
TO THE FORMATION OF THE ASSEMBLY
OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.
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HARD TO BELIEVE
HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND, HUH?
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I CAN BABYSIT.
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I HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING
FOR COOKING SCHOOL.
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- MIGHT AS WELL DO IT HERE.
- ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
THEN WE'RE ALL SET.
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WHAT IF SOMEONE LEFT A BABY
ON OUR DOORSTEP?
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THEN I WOULDN'T
HAVE TO GO, RIGHT?
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WE'RE GOING.
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OH, POOR MOM.
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I'M SO GLAD I DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO THOSE THINGS.
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- ( cellphone ringing )
- OH.
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HELLO?
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OH HI, BEAU.
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YEAH, SATURDAY I'M FREE.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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OH.
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YEAH--
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS F-FUN.
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OH-- OKAY.
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BYE.
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- GOING TO THE BUG PROM?
- GOING TO THE BUG PROM.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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SO YOU EXCITED
ABOUT SATURDAY?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
GOING TO A BUG-THEMED DANCE
WITH MY PARENTS?
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- WHAT GIRL WOULDN'T BE EXCITED?
- ( laughs )
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OH, LISTEN.
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU,
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I'D LIKE TO INVITE MY AUNT
TO COME TOO.
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SHE'S BEEN SO SWEET,
YOU KNOW, PUTTING ME UP AND ALL.
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YEAH, OF COURSE.
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
TO JUST TAKE HER,
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I CAN BOW OUT.
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NO WAY!
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MY AUNT'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO MEETING YOU AND YOUR PARENTS.
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- REALLY?
- AND SHE'S REPORTING
BACK TO MY MOM,
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SO THIS IS KIND OF A BIG MOMENT
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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OH, SO WE--
WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, HUH?
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NOT IF THIS DOESN'T GO WELL.
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( laughs )
I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
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BUT REALLY,
IT DOES HAVE TO GO WELL.
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( doorbell rings )
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UGH!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME IN?
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WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD.
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YOU ARE THE GRANDMOTHER
OF MY GIRLFRIEND.
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BUT YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY,
SO I'M TORN.
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I'M JUST HERE TO TELL YOU
LAUREN CAN'T GO TO THE MOVIES
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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HER DAD CAME INTO TOWN
AND TOOK HER ON A CAMPING TRIP
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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OH, COME ON,
I ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS
TO SEE "MEGASQUAD."
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SO YOU CAN STILL GO!
I'LL EVEN TAKE YOU
AND BRING YOU HOME.
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WHOA.
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WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?
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WHY WOULDN'T I BE NICE
TO THE BOY WHO'S TAKING ME
TO SEE "MEGASQUAD"?
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( laughs )
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NO NO, NO WAY.
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BUT I WANT TO SEE IT
AND IT'S SOLD OUT.
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AND YOU NEED A RIDE.
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WHY DO YOU WANT
TO SEE "MEGASQUAD"?
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I STARTED
READING THE COMIC BOOKS
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
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I EVEN HOLD ISSUE #1,
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WHERE THESE WORDS WERE UTTERED
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME--
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"AND ON THAT DAY,
FOUR HEROES JOINED FORCES...
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Both:
...AND THE MEGASQUAD WAS BORN."
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I'M IMPRESSED.
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I'M NOT JUST THE CRANKY LADY
WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR.
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I'VE GOT LAYERS.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL LET YOU TAKE ME,
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BUT THERE ARE GOING
TO BE SOME RULES.
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- LIKE WHAT?
- WE ENTER THE MOVIE
SEPARATELY,
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WE DON'T SIT
NEXT TO EACH OTHER,
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AND WE NEVER
SPEAK TO EACH OTHER
UNTIL WE GET BACK HOME.
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FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
THAT CAN START RIGHT NOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING
FOR A BUG PROM.
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WELL, WELCOME
TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD
OF DATING AN EXTERMINATOR.
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TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
WHAT CAN I EXPECT?
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I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THEM.
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I'D GO INTO SHUT-DOWN MODE.
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SHUT-DOWN MODE?
WHAT'S THAT?
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WELL, IT'S KIND OF A TRANCE
THAT I'D PUT MYSELF INTO.
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- IT'S LIKE I'M THERE,
BUT I'M NOT THERE.
- MMM.
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CHECK IT OUT.
AHEM.
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( inhales )
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MOM, YOU OKAY?
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HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.
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MOM?
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SO NICE TO BE HERE.
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YOU'RE SCARING ME RIGHT NOW.
MOM?
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HOW LONG WAS I OUT?
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WHEN DO YOU USE THAT?
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ONLY WHEN I HAVE TO.
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YOU KNOW, MOTHER-IN-LAW VISITS,
JURY DUTY,
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SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS.
NOT YOURS, THOUGH!
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Woman over P.A.:
Order #27 is ready. 27.
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- EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT-- AH!
- AH!
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AMY DUNCAN!
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KAREN...
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I FORGOT YOUR LAST NAME
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
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NOT LONG ENOUGH.
HOW ARE THINGS AT THE HOSPITAL?
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BETTER SINCE YOU LEFT.
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THERE'S NO CHANCE
YOU'RE COMING BACK, RIGHT?
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OH, NO NO NO.
NOT AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE.
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IN FACT, I'M CROSSING THIS MALL
OFF MY LIST TOO.
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I'D SAY IT WAS A PLEASURE
SEEING YOU,
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BUT CLEARLY IT WASN'T.
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WHO WAS THAT?
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MY LEAST-FAVORITE PERSON
IN THE WORLD-- KAREN.
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WAIT,
THAT'S THE QUEEN OF DARKNESS,
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EMPRESS OF EVIL,
PRINCESS OF PAIN?
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HONEY, YOU REMEMBERED.
THAT'S SO SWEET.
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EXCUSE ME.
OH, EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME. WHOO!
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- OH!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE AGREED NOT TO SIT TOGETHER.
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THIS IS THE LAST SEAT.
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I TOLD YOU
YOU SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN FASTER.
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- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
- I WAS THINKING IT.
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I WAS HONORING
OUR NO-TALKING POLICY.
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"AND THEN THEY LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER."
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NOT A SURPRISE ENDING,
BUT AT LEAST WE'RE DONE.
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OKAY, BEDTIME!
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GOOD NIGHT, TOBY.
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CHARLIE,
IT'S YOUR BEDTIME TOO.
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- NO, IT ISN'T.
- YES, IT IS.
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MAMA SAID I COULD STAY UP.
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- NO, SHE DIDN'T.
- YES, SHE DID.
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OKAY, WE'LL JUST--
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS.
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( dialing )
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HI, MOMMY, IT'S P.J.
SHOULD CHARLIE GO TO BED?
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
OKAY.
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( phone ringing )
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WHAT'S THAT, MOMMY?
WHY IS MY PHONE RINGING
WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?
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THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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UH, I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
BYE, MOMMY.
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Announcer:
The funniest comedy
of the winter
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is coming this summer!
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It's "Whacky Train"!
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WHAT?
"WHACKY TRAIN"?
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( laughing )
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MUST BE A SEQUEL
TO "WHACKY BUS"!
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I LOVE "WHACKY BUS"!
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From the makers
of "Whacky Bus"!
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CALLED IT!
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OH! THE CONDUCTOR'S PANTS
FELL DOWN!
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IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXPECT IT!
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SEE?
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HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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I'M GONNA BAKE TOO.
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IN YOUR SPEEDY BAKE OVEN?
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ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
YOU WANNA BE JUST LIKE
YOUR BIG BROTHER?
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NOT REALLY.
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NOW LISTEN, CHARLIE.
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I'M GONNA BE MAKING
A VERY COMPLICATED FRENCH DISH.
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
MAKING SOMETHING
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IN A PLASTIC BOX
WITH A LIGHT BULB.
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SO WHEN WE TASTE OURS LATER,
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SAD
IF MINE TASTES BETTER.
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- OKAY.
- IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
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OKAY, LET'S GET YOU STARTED.
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HERE WE GO.
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THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU GOTTA MIX IT ALL, THOUGH.
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I DON'T NEED HELP.
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OKAY.
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I'LL JUST GET STARTED
ON MY DISH THEN.
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OKAY, STEP ONE--
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SEPARATE THE EGGS.
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WHY, ARE THEY GOING
TO GET INTO A FIGHT
WITH THE BAKING POWDER?
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( growling )
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DO YOU NEED HELP?
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( salsa music playing )
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SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT EXTERMINATORS,
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BUT WE KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
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WHAT'S ON THOSE TABLES?
ARE THOSE...
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STUFFED SQUIRRELS?
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SURE ARE.
WE BRING THEM TO EVERY PARTY.
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WE JUST CHANGE
THEIR LITTLE HATS.
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OH, HEY, THERE'S MURRAY!
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COME ON, HONEY,
I WANT TO GO BRAG
ABOUT MY NEW BEE FOGGER.
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OH, YEAH, BE RIGHT THERE!
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TIME FOR SHUT-DOWN MODE.
SEE YOU IN THREE HOURS.
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UH-OH, I'M STILL HERE.
222
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:15,081
HA. OKAY, NO NEED TO PANIC.
I'LL JUST TRY IT AGAIN.
223
00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:21,279
WHAT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
224
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,011
I'M ST-- I'M STILL HERE.
225
00:11:23,013 --> 00:11:24,383
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- I DON'T KNOW.
226
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,264
THIS HAS
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
227
00:11:26,256 --> 00:11:30,356
Bob:
AMY, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
MURRAY GOT BIT BY A SPIDER.
228
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,220
HONEY, COME ON,
IT'S OOZING!
229
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,434
SWEET MAMA!
I'M AT THE BUG PROM.
230
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,300
YOUR MOM'S KIND OF,
UH, DIFFERENT.
231
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,784
JUST SCRATCHING THE SURFACE.
232
00:11:49,079 --> 00:11:51,239
SO DO YOU SEE YOUR AUNT?
233
00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:53,281
NO. SHE SHOULD
BE HERE SOON, THOUGH.
234
00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:54,923
SHE'S COMING
STRAIGHT FROM WORK.
235
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,145
WHERE DOES SHE WORK?
236
00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,116
SOUTHWEST DENVER
COUNTY HOSPITAL.
237
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,818
NO WAY! THAT'S WHERE
MY MOM USED TO WORK.
238
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,851
- SHE WAS A NURSE.
- SO IS MY AUNT.
239
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:06,303
NO WAY!
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NUTS?
240
00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:10,226
- BEAU!
- AUNT KAREN.
241
00:12:11,201 --> 00:12:14,161
THAT WOULD BE NUTS.
242
00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,413
AH, AUNT KAREN,
243
00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:27,324
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET TEDDY.
244
00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:31,477
OH, HELLO, TEDDY.
I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
245
00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:33,481
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU
246
00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:37,163
FROM SO MANY DIFFERENT SOURCES.
247
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,957
OKAY?
248
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,789
UH, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THEM.
249
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,792
UH, NO,
THEY'RE NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.
250
00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:46,804
THEY HAD TO ATTEND
TO A LITTLE CRISIS.
251
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:51,167
UM, ONE OF THE SQUIRRELS
LOST HIS LITTLE HAT.
252
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,851
I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU
WITH THE DETAILS, BUT...
253
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,375
YOU SEEM A LITTLE JUMPY.
254
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,206
OH, NO NO NO.
I'M ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
255
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:01,378
YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET ME,
SO YOU DON'T KNOW.
256
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:06,061
I KNOW-- YOU NEED TO HURRY UP
AND GRAB YOUR RAFFLE TICKET NOW.
257
00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:09,816
THEY'RE BEING SOLD BY THE GUY
DRESSED AS A DUNG BEETLE.
258
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:13,160
AT LEAST, I HOPE IT'S A GUY.
OTHERWISE WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE.
259
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,133
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
260
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,525
YEAH. RUN ALONG NOW.
GO GO GO!
261
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,527
JUMPY AND PUSHY.
262
00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:23,831
- WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
- WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE.
263
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,184
YOUR AUNT AND MY MOM
HATE EACH OTHER.
264
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:27,506
- THEY DO?
- YEAH.
265
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,807
THEY USED TO WORK TOGETHER
AND NOW THEY'RE ARCH ENEMIES.
266
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:35,152
HEY, GUYS,
HOW YOU DOING?
267
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:38,445
HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
I'M ALERT AND AWARE
OF MY SURROUNDINGS.
268
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:41,318
( laughing )
WE'RE HAVING AN AWESOME TIME.
269
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,151
HEY, WHERE'S THAT AUNT
OF YOURS?
270
00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:44,863
OH, UH, NOT HERE YET.
271
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:47,195
OH. ALL RIGHT, HONEY,
LET'S GO BUY A RAFFLE TICKET.
272
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:51,097
NO! YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO DO THAT LATER.
THERE'S A BIG LINE.
273
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:53,831
EVERYBODY WANTS
TO TAKE A PICTURE
WITH THE DUNG BEETLE.
274
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,173
SAW THAT ONE COMING.
275
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,166
WHAT?
276
00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:04,842
Man: If you don't
come up with the code
in the next 30 seconds,
277
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,884
the planet is doomed!
278
00:14:06,877 --> 00:14:08,147
Man #2:
You don't think I know that?
279
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,348
Just let me think, man.
Let me think.
280
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,150
COME ON! THE CODE
IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY!
281
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,433
- All: SHH!
- I READ ABOUT THAT
ON THE INTERNET.
282
00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,385
SHHH!
283
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:20,087
Man: There's only one thing
that can save us now.
284
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,260
MegaSquad, where are you?
285
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,292
- ( cellphone ringing )
- All: AWWW!
286
00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:27,174
HEY, WE'RE TRYING
TO WATCH A MOVIE HERE, PEOPLE!
287
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,197
- WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?
- IT'S YOURS!
288
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,370
OOPS! MY BAD.
289
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,213
HELLO?
290
00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:38,345
HI, VIRGINIA.
OH, I CAN'T TALK NOW.
I'M IN A MOVIE.
291
00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:41,378
I'M IN A MOVIE!
I CAN'T TALK!
292
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,091
HEY, TELL YOUR DATE
TO BE QUIET.
293
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,115
- SHE'S NOT MY DATE.
- YEAH, WELL, WHOEVER SHE IS,
294
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,157
- TELL HER TO ZIP IT.
- YOU ZIP IT.
295
00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:53,219
OH, VIRGINIA, I GOTTA GO!
THEY'RE ABOUT TO CAPTURE
THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER!
296
00:14:53,223 --> 00:14:55,603
- ( all grumbling )
- UNBELIEVABLE!
297
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,425
WILL YOU PLEASE
SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH, OLD LADY?
298
00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:01,298
OKAY OKAY, THAT IS IT.
SHE MAY BE OLD,
299
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,901
BUT NOBODY CALLS HER A LADY!
300
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:08,005
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO HER,
YOU CAN SAY IT TO ME...
301
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:12,138
RIGHT AFTER I'M DONE
TALKING TO THIS USHER. YES?
302
00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:13,382
LET'S GO.
YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
303
00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,923
ME? SHE'S THE ONE
CAUSING ALL THE PROBLEMS.
304
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,115
YEAH, WELL,
SHE'S COMING TOO.
305
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,487
- WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?
- COME ON.
306
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,120
GOOD RIDDANCE!
307
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,332
( all applauding )
308
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,555
THE PRESIDENT IS A CLONE.
309
00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:30,227
( all grumbling )
310
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,266
IT LOOKS FUNNY.
311
00:15:38,268 --> 00:15:41,008
WELL,
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
312
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,084
THEY CAN ALSO BE DISGUSTING.
313
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:49,176
( groaning )
CHARLIE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
314
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:51,449
I HAVE TO BRING SOMETHING
INTO CLASS TOMORROW.
315
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,651
- TRY MINE.
- OKAY.
316
00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:57,225
UH-HUH.
317
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,360
CHARLIE, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
318
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,632
I CAN MAKE YOU ONE.
319
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:07,604
THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
320
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:11,097
SEE, I HAVE TO MAKE IT MYSELF.
A CHEF IS NOTHING
WITHOUT INTEGRITY.
321
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:14,201
- I WON'T TELL.
- GOOD ENOUGH.
322
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,508
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN STALL MY AUNT.
323
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,710
- SHE KEEPS ASKING
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
- FINE, OKAY.
324
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,223
UM, SHE WANTS
TO MEET SOME PARENTS?
325
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:28,216
LET'S INTRODUCE HER
TO SOME PARENTS.
326
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:31,188
HI, I'M TEDDY.
AND YOU ARE?
327
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,521
JERRY AND PHYLLIS GRABER.
HOW ARE YA?
328
00:16:33,523 --> 00:16:38,103
JERRY, PHYLLIS,
HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE
TO MAKE A LITTLE EXTRA CASH?
329
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,398
WHAT WOULD WE HAVE TO DO?
330
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,369
WHO CARES? WE'RE LIVING
ON AN EXTERMINATOR'S SALARY.
331
00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:44,272
WE'RE IN.
332
00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:46,684
KAREN? HI.
333
00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,576
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY MOM AND DAD.
334
00:16:48,578 --> 00:16:52,138
THIS IS BOB AND ANNIE.
335
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:55,292
- THIS IS KAREN.
- OH, SO YOU'RE TEDDY'S PARENTS?
336
00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:58,385
WELL, THEY'RE DEFINITELY
NOT A COUPLE OF STRANGERS.
337
00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:00,388
( laughing )
338
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:03,720
SO NICE
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
339
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,563
BOB, I KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
ANNIE, HOW ABOUT YOU?
340
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:09,156
I JUST ENJOY
BEING BETTY'S MOM.
341
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,660
BETTY? I THOUGHT YOUR NAME
WAS TEDDY.
342
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:17,544
BETTY IS HER MIDDLE NAME.
343
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,707
YUP, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S ME.
344
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,770
I'M TEDDY BETTY.
345
00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:29,524
YEAH, THE MISSUS AND I
ARGUED LONG AND HARD
ABOUT THAT ONE.
346
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,149
BOY, DID WE.
347
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:37,162
SAID OLD BOBBY ROBBY!
THINK YOU'RE PICKING UP
ON OUR THEME HERE.
348
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,227
YEAH, THE RHYMING NAMES.
GOT IT.
349
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,260
I WAS WONDERING IF--
350
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,762
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
351
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,143
THEY STILL HAVEN'T
GOTTEN THEIR PICTURE
WITH THE DUNG BEETLE.
352
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:49,597
SO WE'LL--
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
353
00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:52,239
IT WAS VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
354
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:54,673
JERRY, GOOD JOB.
355
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,684
PHYLLIS, GOTTA SAY,
I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.
356
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,407
HEY, DON'T TALK
TO YOUR FAKE MOTHER LIKE THAT.
357
00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:07,615
THANK YOU
FOR A TERRIBLE EVENING.
358
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:10,257
GABE, WAIT.
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY.
359
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:13,290
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
YELL IT AT A SCREEN?
360
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,125
BACK THERE AT THE MOVIE,
361
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,127
YOU KIND OF STOOD UP FOR ME.
362
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:23,299
I GUESS I'D LIKE TO SAY
I SOMEWHAT APPRECIATE THAT.
363
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:27,683
WELL, YOU'RE SORT OF WELCOME.
364
00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:30,537
- I ONLY ASK ONE THING FROM YOU.
- WHAT'S THAT?
365
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,410
THAT YOU NEVER
MENTION TO ANYONE
THAT I DEFENDED YOU.
366
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,423
I PROMISE.
367
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,645
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
SWEAR BY THE MEGA CODE.
368
00:18:39,249 --> 00:18:42,789
"I DO SWEAR
WITH HONOR, INTEGRITY,
369
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:46,532
- FIDELITY--
- Both: MEGASQUAD FOREVER!
HOO-RAH!"
370
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,529
LET'S NOT MENTION
THAT PART EITHER.
371
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,731
HMM.
372
00:18:56,706 --> 00:19:00,306
OKAY, FUN LOVERS,
IT'S TIME FOR THE LAST DANCE.
373
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,640
SO COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET'S GET OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
374
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,222
AND SHAKE YOUR THORAX!
375
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:09,646
FOR YOU NON-PROS,
THAT IS YOUR BOOTY!
376
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,779
- ( guitar strumming )
- HONEY?
377
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,325
UH-OH.
378
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,157
COME ON,
WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM APART.
379
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:26,302
OH, HA HA!
MAY I CUT IN?
380
00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:29,236
- UM, NO THANKS.
- OH, YOU DANCE WITH YOUR DAD.
381
00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:32,669
HA HA!
382
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,512
WHY IS TEDDY DANCING
WITH JERRY GRABER?
383
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:42,509
- YOU!
- YOU!
384
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:45,963
( guitar strumming )
385
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:56,925
HA HEY!
386
00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:59,966
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
387
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,231
( grunting )
388
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,433
HO!
389
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,976
YEAH?
( grunting )
390
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:12,279
- DAD, DO SOMETHING.
- NO NO NO NO NO.
391
00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,482
I GOT TWO RULES
WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR MOM--
392
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,324
NEVER TRY AND GET
THE LAST WORD,
393
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,946
AND NEVER INTERRUPT HER
IN THE MIDDLE OF A DANCE-OFF.
394
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,721
( both grunting )
395
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,763
( applause )
396
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,670
CHARLIE, GOOD NEWS.
397
00:20:42,672 --> 00:20:44,342
I GOT AN "A" ON MY CAKE.
398
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,254
- YAY!
- ( laughs )
399
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,275
CHEF SAID IT WAS LIGHT,
TASTY,
400
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,278
AND DISPLAYED
A CHILDLIKE SIMPLICITY.
401
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,850
YOU'RE WELCOME.
402
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,251
I NEED YOU TO CLEAR
YOUR SCHEDULE THIS WEEKEND.
403
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,463
WE'RE MAKING BEEF WELLINGTON.
404
00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:59,987
I'M GOING TO NEED
A BIGGER LIGHT BULB.
405
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:06,844
Hey, Charlie.
406
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:11,666
Well, I made it
through my first Bug Prom.
407
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:16,611
And today, I finally told Mom
that Karen is Beau's aunt,
408
00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:19,506
and she took it
surprisingly well.
409
00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:27,794
Having a wonderful time.
410
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,719
Because she rediscovered
shut-down mode.
411
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,733
Honey, honey,
great news!
412
00:21:36,726 --> 00:21:40,396
We won the raffle.
We're going on a bug cruise!
413
00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:44,671
So nice to be here.
414
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:51,377
Another day in paradise.
Good luck, Charlie.
415
00:21:56,746 --> 00:22:00,416
Man: There's one thing
you didn't count on,
Professor Ice.
416
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,890
And that's the Human Tornado!
417
00:22:03,893 --> 00:22:06,803
THAT TORNADO'S FULL OF WATER.
HE'S GOING TO FREEZE YOU.
418
00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,556
- ( blasting sound )
- TOLD YA!
419
00:22:08,558 --> 00:22:10,758
- ( all grumbling )
- WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
420
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,360
YOU'RE DRIVING EVERYBODY CRAZY.
421
00:22:12,362 --> 00:22:13,962
Bob:
Yeah, especially me.
422
00:22:13,963 --> 00:22:16,873
Do you mind?
I'm trying to save
the world here.
423
00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:19,806
I PAID MY 12 BUCKS.
I'LL TALK IF I WANT TO.
424
00:22:19,809 --> 00:22:22,639
Oh, we'll see about that.
425
00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:28,616
I WARNED YOU.
426
00:22:28,618 --> 00:22:30,048
( zapping sound )
427
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,751
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
428
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,494
EXCUSE ME? UH, TORNADO?
429
00:22:36,486 --> 00:22:39,656
NOT TO BE A STICKLER,
BUT IT HAS NOT BEEN ESTABLISHED
430
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,659
THAT YOU CAN ZAP PEOPLE.
431
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,931
DOES THIS ESTABLISH IT?
432
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,973
( zapping sound )
433
00:22:47,797 --> 00:22:50,797
ANYONE ELSE CARE TO JOIN
THE LOGIC POLICE?
434
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,600
YOU?
435
00:22:53,743 --> 00:22:55,103
YOU?
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