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NOW, DON'T FORGET, EVERYONE,
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WEDNESDAY NIGHT
IS TEDDY'S BIRTHDAY
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AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE
CAKE AND ICE CREAM.
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- WHOO-WHOO!
- YAY!
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YAY.
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OH, MAN, I NEVER KNOW
WHAT TO GET YOU.
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JUST GET ME A GIFT CARD.
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OH, GIFT CARDS--
WHEN YOU CARE ENOUGH
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TO DO THE VERY LEAST.
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18, HUH?
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YOU KNOW, IN SOME CULTURES,
THIS IS WHEN YOU'D STOP
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BEING SUPPORTED
BY YOUR PARENTS.
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THEN HOW DO THEY
GET THEIR MONEY?
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FROM THEIR GRANDPARENTS?
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OH, BY THE WAY, DAD,
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I NEED 20 BUCKS
FOR TEDDY'S GIFT CARD.
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OH, ME TOO.
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YOU KNOW, GUYS,
IT'S KIND OF NOT SPECIAL
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WHEN YOU'RE TELLING ME
HOW MUCH I'M GETTING
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RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
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AND ALSO, CAN IT BE $30?
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CAN I HAVE MONEY TOO, DADDY?
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OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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( doorbell rings )
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- HI.
- HEY, YOU.
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OH, SORRY.
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SORRY! DO I STILL
SMELL LIKE SKUNK?
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
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I JUST--
I HAVEN'T TOLD MY DAD
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THAT WE'RE DATING YET.
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AND... A LITTLE.
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WELL, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA TELL HIM?
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I WANT TO TELL THE WORLD.
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IF I WAS BACK HOME,
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I'D HAVE YOUR NAME
ON THE WATER TOWER BY NOW.
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A WATER TOWER?
THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.
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OH, IT IS.
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET CAUGHT
BY DEPUTY JIM BOB.
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ANYWAYS, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA TELL HIM?
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IT SEEMS LIKE
YOUR DAD LIKES ME.
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WELL, YEAH, I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE NEVER DATED ANYONE
THAT WORKS FOR HIM BEFORE.
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THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
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I'VE SEEN SOME
PICTURES OF VERN.
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OKAY.
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I'M GONNA TELL HIM.
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD
WHEN I DO IT.
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MAIN MENU, BILLING!
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BILL-ING!
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BILLING!
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NOW'S NOT THAT TIME.
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GABE DUNCAN,
YOU ARE GOING.
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NO, I'M NOT,
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
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BOB, TALK TO YOUR SON.
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IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO,
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT HE CAN?
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HE REFUSES TO GO
CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH ME.
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AND WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT IT?
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IT'S EMBARRASSING.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS
SPINNING ME AROUND,
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TUCKING THINGS IN,
SAYING THINGS LIKE,
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"IS THAT TOO TIGHT
IN THE CROTCH?"
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SOMETIMES I SAY "CROTCH"
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JUST TO SEE THAT
LOOK ON YOUR FACE.
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IF I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING,
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CAN DAD AT LEAST TAKE ME?
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THERE, YOU SEE--
HE JUST WANTS TO SPEND TIME
WITH HIS OLD MAN.
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DON'T GET A BIG HEAD.
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YOU'RE JUST THE LESSER
OF TWO EVILS.
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BEFORE TURNING ON YOUR MIXERS,
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PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY'RE
ON THE PROPER SETTINGS
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OR...
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THAT WILL HAPPEN.
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I'M SORRY, CHEF.
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AS USUAL, POTTY,
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THANK YOU FOR BEING
THE "DON'T" PART OF OUR LESSON.
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WINNIE, WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH HIM?
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HE'S MEANER THAN USUAL.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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CLASS, I HAVE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
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THE WAINWRIGHT ACADEMY
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OF CULINARY
AND KITCHEN OPERATIONS
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HAS BEEN BOUGHT OUT.
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WE ARE NOW OWNED BY
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THE SAKASHIMI INSTITUTE
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OF CULINARY
AND KITCHEN OPERATIONS.
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THEREFORE, FROM NOW ON,
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"WACKO" WILL
BE KNOWN AS "SICKO."
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OH, MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S
STRESSING HIM OUT.
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OH, IT'S
STRESSING ME OUT TOO.
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I JUST FINISHED
MEMORIZING "WACKO."
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SO WE'RE HAVING CAKE AND STUFF
ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY.
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AND THEN ON SATURDAY,
IVY'S THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY.
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If it's a surprise,
how do you know about it?
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SHE INVITED ME OVER
SATURDAY NIGHT
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FOR A STUDY DATE,
AND THEN SHE GIGGLED.
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SO, SPENCER,
THERE'S SOMETHING
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THAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
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MY DAD HIRED THIS NEW--
HI, DAD.
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OH, HEY, TED.
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Hi, Mr. Duncan.
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OH, HEY, SPENCE.
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So you were telling me
something?
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- OH, IT CAN WAIT.
- Bob: HEY.
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SPENCER, YOU REMEMBER
THAT ITCH I HAD?
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THE ONE I KEPT SCRATCHING
IN FRONT OF YOU?
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Burned into my brain, sir.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU WON'T
EVER SEE THAT AGAIN
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BECAUSE I WENT
TO THE DOCTOR
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AND GOT ME
SOME OINTMENT.
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OR WAS IT A SALVE?
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AMY!
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MY BUTT STUFF,
WHAT IS THAT CALLED?!
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TALK TO YOU LATER.
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CHARLIE, HONEY,
YOUR LUNCH IS READY.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S TEDDY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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YOU GOT HER A ROCK?
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
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WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
TEDDY MIGHT LIKE?
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A LITTLE NECKLACE.
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LIKE MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE ONE
WITH SOME STRING,
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AND MACARONI, SOME GLITTER.
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SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.
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I'M SURE WHATEVER
YOU GET TEDDY SHE WILL LOVE.
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ALSO, JUST SO YOU KNOW
FOR MOTHER'S DAY,
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I ALREADY HAVE A ROCK.
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Amy: HEY.
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HOW'D IT GO AT THE MALL?
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FINE, YEAH.
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TELL HER
ABOUT YOUR SHIRT.
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( sighs )
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DAD PICKED OUT A SHIRT
FOR ME.
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TELL HER WHAT
YOU SAID ABOUT IT.
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I SAID IT WAS COOL.
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DON'T GO CRAZY ABOUT THIS.
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YOU JUST DIDN'T FAIL.
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WHEN WE WERE PAYING
FOR OUR STUFF,
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THE SALES CLERK SAID,
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"THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.
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YOU MUST BE ONE
OF THOSE COOL, HIP DADS."
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REALLY?
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SHE SAID THAT?
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SHE SAID, "NICE SHIRT."
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I KIND OF MADE UP
THE REST.
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DID SHE EVEN SAY,
"NICE SHIRT"?
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NOPE.
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( doorbell rings )
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CHEF,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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AND I THOUGHT
I'D PAY A VISIT
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TO MY FAVORITE STUDENT.
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OH, DOES HE LIVE
AROUND HERE?
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IT'S YOU.
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- MAY I COME IN?
- SURE.
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AND WHO'S THIS?
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THIS IS
MY BROTHER, TOBY.
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TOBY, CHEF.
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WHAT A CHARMING
LITTLE TYKE.
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SO WHAT CAN I
DO FOR YOU, CHEF?
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WHAT, DO I HAVE
TO WANT SOMETHING
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TO PAY YOU A VISIT?
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PJ, I SEE
SOMETHING IN YOU.
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YOU REMIND ME
OF A YOUNG ME.
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WOULDN'T THAT BE MORE
LIKE THREE YOUNG YOUS?
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( chuckling )
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MARVELOUS,
BECAUSE I'M SO LARGE
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AND YOU'RE SO SLIGHT.
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ACTUALLY,
THERE IS ONE THING.
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THE CORPORATION
THAT I NOW REPORT TO
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HAS RANDOMLY SELECTED
ONE OF MY STUDENTS
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TO DO A TEACHER EVALUATION.
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AND THAT STUDENT IS YOU.
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AN EVALUATION?
THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED.
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IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY.
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THERE'S A NUMBERING SYSTEM
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WHERE ONE IS "POOR"
AND FIVE IS "EXCELLENT."
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THE IMPORTANT THING
TO REMEMBER
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IS THAT FIVE
IS "EXCELLENT."
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GOT IT.
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DO YOU?
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LET'S REVIEW.
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WHAT IS "EXCELLENT"?
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- FIVE.
- VERY GOOD.
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"VERY GOOD"
WOULD BE FOUR.
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NO, I MEANT YOU DID FINE.
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"FINE" IS THREE, RIGHT?
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I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW.
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WHAT?
A GIFT CARD?
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NO WAY!
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YEAH, HONEY, SAVE IT
FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY.
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$15?
GABE, I GAVE YOU $20.
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WHAT?
THE GIFT-GIVER CAN'T
GET A LITTLE TASTE?
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OPEN MY PRESENT.
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OKAY.
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( strains )
IT'S HEAVY.
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OH.
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IT'S A ROCK.
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( doorbell rings )
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OH. THAT MUST BE BEAU.
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I INVITED HIM OVER.
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BEAU? WHY?
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
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JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY
KNOW ANYBODY IN TOWN.
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AND HE'S SUCH A SWEET GUY.
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NO OTHER REASON.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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- SPENCER.
- HEY.
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All: HEY, SPENCER.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK
I'D MISS YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY?
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I FLEW IN THIS MORNING.
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( knocks )
HELLO?
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BEAU'S HERE.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- OH, THANKS.
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WHO'S THE GUY WITH
THE SMALLER BOUQUET?
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WHO'S THE GUY
WITH THE CHEAPER FLOWERS?
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I GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY
INTRODUCE YOU TWO...
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UNLESS THERE'S
ANOTHER OPTION.
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00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:27,204
NO? OKAY.
244
00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,997
BEAU, THIS IS SPENCER.
MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
245
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,800
AND, SPENCER,
THIS IS BEAU.
246
00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:35,713
HE WORKS FOR MY DAD.
247
00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:39,638
- HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
248
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,769
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
249
00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:42,671
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
250
00:10:42,673 --> 00:10:45,023
ALL RIGHT, NOW BEFORE
I ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS,
251
00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:47,275
LET ME JUST REMIND EVERYBODY--
252
00:10:47,277 --> 00:10:48,847
ESPECIALLY DAD--
253
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,820
THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
254
00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:53,852
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
255
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,664
HERE GOES.
256
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,925
BEAU AND I ARE DATING.
257
00:10:57,928 --> 00:11:01,158
- YOU'RE DATING?
- YOU'RE DATING?!
258
00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:06,372
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
259
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,436
♪ HAP... ♪
260
00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,800
WHAT, DID YOU GUYS
FORGET THE WORDS?
261
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,952
YOU'RE DATING
MY EMPLOYEE?
262
00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,894
WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
263
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,916
YOU'RE DATING MY DAUGHTER?!
264
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:33,019
OKAY, NOW BOB'S UP TO SPEED.
265
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,463
WHY DON'T WE GO HAVE CAKE
IN THE KITCHEN
266
00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:36,934
AND GIVE THESE THREE
SOME SPACE?
267
00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:37,997
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
268
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,998
THIS PARTY JUST
GOT INTERESTING.
269
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,130
KITCHEN! NOW!
270
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:48,005
SPENCER, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU
ABOUT BEAU THE OTHER DAY,
271
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,338
BUT THEN
MY DAD WALKED IN
272
00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:51,779
AND, WELL, I JUST
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
273
00:11:51,782 --> 00:11:54,382
NO PROBLEM, TEDDY.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
274
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,754
- REALLY?
- YEAH, YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY.
275
00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,887
I AGREE.
276
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,450
OF COURSE MR. DUNCAN'S
PROBABLY GONNA WANT
277
00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:03,051
A FOLLOW-UP CONVERSATION.
278
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:04,723
Bob: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
279
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,231
HEY, KELLY.
280
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,432
HI, GABE.
281
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,466
( giggles )
282
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,967
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
283
00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:20,139
YOUR SHIRT.
284
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,370
OH, DO YOU LIKE IT?
285
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:23,911
YEAH, I HAVE IT IN RED.
286
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,816
WHAT?
287
00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,318
YOU'RE WEARING A GIRL'S SHIRT.
288
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,980
( chuckles )
NO, I'M NOT.
289
00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,752
YES, YOU ARE.
290
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963
LOOK AT THE BUTTONS.
THEY'RE ON THE LEFT SIDE.
291
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,226
SO? THAT DOESN'T
PROVE ANYTHING.
292
00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:47,104
OKAY, KELLY,
A MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE.
293
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:49,197
BUT IF YOU HAVE
AN OUNCE OF DECENCY,
294
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:50,769
PLEASE, I BEG YOU--
295
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,140
HEY, EVERYBODY!
296
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:54,982
GABE DUNCAN'S
WEARING A GIRL'S SHIRT.
297
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,505
( laughter )
298
00:12:56,506 --> 00:12:58,806
Gabe: YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.
299
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,309
OKAY, GUYS.
300
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,380
I DON'T HAVE TO STAND HERE
AND TAKE THIS.
301
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,852
I SHOULD BE RUNNING.
302
00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,057
( doorbell rings )
303
00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:12,189
SPENCER, HEY.
304
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,222
HEY, CAN WE TALK
FOR A MINUTE?
305
00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,203
YEAH, SURE.
306
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,025
( door closes )
307
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,997
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
308
00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,171
( sighs )
UM...
309
00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:28,875
THE TRUTH IS,
IT FELT REALLY WEIRD
310
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,009
TO SEE YOU
WITH ANOTHER GUY.
311
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,340
I THOUGHT
I'D BE OKAY WITH IT,
312
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,542
BUT I'M NOT.
313
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,924
BUT DON'T YOU
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
314
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,287
OH, WE BROKE UP WEEKS AGO.
315
00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:41,849
TEDDY,
WHEN I SAW YOU WITH HIM,
316
00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:45,062
I REALIZED THAT I STILL
HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
317
00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:48,455
UM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
318
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,328
I THINK WE SHOULD
GET BACK TOGETHER.
319
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,160
AH, SPENCER, I--
320
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:54,162
WHAT, DON'T YOU STILL
HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME?
321
00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:55,214
OR COURSE I DO.
322
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,365
THEN WE SHOULD
BE TOGETHER.
323
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:59,506
BUT I ALSO HAVE
FEELINGS FOR BEAU.
324
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,842
I SAW YOU FIRST.
325
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,617
I DON'T REALLY THINK
THAT APPLIES HERE.
326
00:14:09,619 --> 00:14:13,319
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO DECIDE, YOU KNOW?
327
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:14,963
WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH:
ME OR HIM?
328
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,925
SPENCER, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
329
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:19,457
YOU CAN'T JUST SPRING
THIS ON ME
330
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,959
AND EXPECT ME TO MAKE
SOME SORT OF BIG DECISION.
331
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,472
OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
332
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,235
JUST, UM...
333
00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,167
THINK ABOUT IT.
TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT.
334
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,199
THANK YOU.
335
00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:33,501
HAVE YOU DECIDED YET?
336
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:41,951
OH, MY.
337
00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,112
THAT BAD, HUH?
338
00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:44,413
QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
339
00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:46,494
CHEF, YOU KNOW THE OPPOSITE
OF BAD IS GOOD, RIGHT?
340
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,116
( laughs )
341
00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,289
THERE'S THAT WIT.
342
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:58,173
PJ, THIS SAUCE
IS TRULY ASTONISHING.
343
00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,628
WOW.
344
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:02,099
BY THE WAY, HOW ARE WE
DOING WITH THAT EVALUATION?
345
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,532
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
I FORGOT IT.
346
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:04,533
I'LL BRING IT IN TOMORROW.
347
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,614
WONDERFUL.
348
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:11,038
EVALUATION?
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
349
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,241
THE PEOPLE AT SICKO
WANT ME TO EVALUATE CHEF.
350
00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,093
OH, THAT'S IT.
351
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:17,515
THAT'S WHY
HE'S BEING NICE TO YOU.
352
00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:21,389
PJ, DON'T YOU GET IT?
353
00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:24,091
OH, OF COURSE.
OF COURSE I DO.
354
00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,934
BUT IF YOU WANT TO REVIEW IT
FOR YOUR OWN SAKE,
355
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,155
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
356
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:30,657
CHEF IS BEING NICE TO YOU
357
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,330
SO YOU'LL GIVE HIM
A GOOD EVALUATION.
358
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,013
AND UNTIL YOU HAND IT IN,
359
00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,935
HE'LL LOVE
EVERYTHING YOU DO.
360
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,437
THERE IS
A SIMPLER EXPLANATION.
361
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,110
- WHAT'S THAT?
- MAYBE MY SAUCE
362
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:45,952
TRULY IS ASTONISHING.
363
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,475
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
WHAT WAS YOUR THING AGAIN?
364
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:56,333
AND THEN HE SAID
365
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:59,526
HE STILL HAS
FEELINGS FOR ME.
366
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,129
OH.
367
00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:07,002
AND HE WANTS ME TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
368
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:11,138
OH.
369
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,401
IS THAT ALL
YOU'RE GONNA SAY?
370
00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:13,472
"OH"?
371
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,983
UM... OH, MY?
372
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,146
BEAU, BE SERIOUS.
373
00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,111
LOOK, TEDDY.
374
00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:25,263
OBVIOUSLY I WANT YOU
TO CHOOSE ME.
375
00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:26,515
BUT I GET THAT
YOU AND SPENCER
376
00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:28,516
HAVE HAD A LONG
HISTORY TOGETHER.
377
00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:30,758
WHATEVER YOU DECIDE,
I'LL UNDERSTAND.
378
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,492
I JUST WANT
YOU TO BE HAPPY.
379
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,534
THANK YOU.
380
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:39,226
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
381
00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:42,729
ALTHOUGH, I KIND OF WISH
THIS WHOLE THING HAD COME UP
382
00:16:42,732 --> 00:16:45,742
BEFORE ME AND YOUR DAD HAD
THAT FIVE-HOUR CONVERSATION.
383
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:53,011
OH, HEY, BUDDY.
384
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,742
SO?
385
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:57,494
EVERYONE AT SCHOOL
LIKE YOUR NEW SHIRT?
386
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,520
WELL, YEAH, DAD.
THE GIRLS DID.
387
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,034
- OOH, I BET THEY DID.
- YEAH.
388
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,426
THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S A GIRL'S SHIRT!
389
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,100
WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT.
390
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,503
YES, IT IS.
391
00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:16,114
GIRLS ARE WEARING IT.
392
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:17,766
IT'S NOT A SHIRT.
IT'S A TOP.
393
00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:22,109
YOU SENT ME TO SCHOOL
IN A TOP.
394
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,753
OH, MAN, I MUST HAVE WANDERED
INTO THE GIRLS' SECTION.
395
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,078
OOPS.
396
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,750
OOPS?!
397
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,751
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY--
IS "OOPS"?
398
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,133
DAD, EVERYBODY LAUGHED.
I WAS HUMILIATED.
399
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,056
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, GABE, GABE.
400
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,356
I'M SORRY.
401
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,058
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH
ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK?
402
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,090
OH, BECAUSE
I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
403
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,503
THAT'S WHAT WE DO
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
404
00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:47,695
WELL, SOMEDAY,
YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE
405
00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:50,097
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
406
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,740
IF YOU LIKE A SHIRT,
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO WEAR IT.
407
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,112
SO YOU WOULD WEAR
A GIRL'S SHIRT?
408
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,775
IF I LIKED IT, YES.
409
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,808
GET YOUR KEYS.
WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.
410
00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,687
SO, HAVE YOU HAD TIME
TO THINK ABOUT
411
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,089
WHAT A GREAT GUY I AM?
412
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,790
UM, YOU ARE A GREAT GUY.
413
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,833
AND, UM...
414
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,729
SO I'M NOT SAYING
415
00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:25,101
THAT IT COULD NEVER
WORK BETWEEN US.
416
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,344
BUT, UM...
417
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:32,108
NOW IS JUST NOT THE TIME.
418
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,782
OH.
419
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:37,794
I MEAN, YOU'RE ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.
420
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:40,347
AND I'M GOING
TO COLLEGE SOON.
421
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,350
IT JUST--
422
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:45,902
YOU KNOW?
IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE
IN DIFFERENT PLACES.
423
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:50,725
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND?
424
00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:55,412
NO, I DON'T THINK SO,
SPENCE.
425
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:57,505
I JUST REALLY HOPE THIS
426
00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,337
DOESN'T CHANGE
ANYTHING BETWEEN US
427
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,639
BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIP
IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME.
428
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,811
I'M SORRY, TEDDY.
I CAN'T.
429
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:04,272
YOU CAN'T WHAT?
430
00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:05,484
BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
431
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:06,475
WHY?
432
00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,476
BECAUSE IT'S TOO HARD.
433
00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:11,279
TEDDY, I'M STILL
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
434
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:23,891
( door closes )
435
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,467
ARE YOU OKAY, TEDDY?
436
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,739
WERE YOU LISTENING?
437
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,771
NO.
438
00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,707
YOU HANDLED IT
REALLY WELL THOUGH.
439
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,556
MORNING, CHEF.
440
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:50,218
GOOD MORNING, FRIEND.
441
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,860
I MADE THIS QUICHE
LAST NIGHT.
442
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,222
CAN I GET YOUR OPINION?
443
00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:55,774
WITH PLEASURE.
444
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,869
OH, IT'S SO...
445
00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:02,871
QUICHEY.
446
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:10,635
IT'S LIKE MY MOUTH HAS BEEN
TAKEN TO FLAVOR TOWN.
447
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,340
WRONG.
448
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:14,382
- EXCUSE ME?
- I KNOW IT'S BAD.
449
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:15,894
MY MOM MADE IT.
450
00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:19,717
HERE IS YOUR EVALUATION.
451
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,989
YOU CAN STOP
BEING NICE TO ME NOW.
452
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,890
ALL FIVES?
453
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,822
YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE
A GREAT TEACHER
454
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,734
WHEN YOU'RE BEING YOU.
455
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,956
THE TRUTH IS, CHEF,
456
00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:30,897
I'D RATHER HAVE A MEAN TEACHER
I CAN LEARN FROM
457
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,800
THAN A NICE TEACHER
WHO'S ONLY BEING NICE
458
00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:36,873
BECAUSE HE'S NICE
FOR THE SAKE OF...
459
00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,266
LET ME START OVER.
460
00:20:38,268 --> 00:20:39,268
THE TRUTH IS, CHEF--
461
00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:40,569
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
462
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,710
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
463
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,912
YOU'D PREFER IT
IF I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.
464
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,454
THAT THIS QUICHE IS HORRID--
465
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,677
- YES. GOOD.
- RANCID!
466
00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:50,648
PUTRID, DISGUSTING, GLOP!
467
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,820
WELL, THAT WAS A LITTLE MUCH.
468
00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:53,581
- GET OUT.
- AND HE'S BACK.
469
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,888
Well, Charlie, I turned 18.
470
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:03,761
It was a pretty big milestone.
471
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,373
I'm a legal adult.
I can vote now.
472
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,666
( scoffs )
Uh, excuse me--
473
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,767
No, you are revealing
your ignorance.
474
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,569
You cannot vote
until you're 25.
475
00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:16,283
Dad told me.
476
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,905
- Oh.
- Yeah.
477
00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:19,877
You're right. My bad.
478
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,949
I know.
479
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,982
Teddy: Whoa!
480
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,485
Dad, what are you wearing?!
481
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,319
Something
I'm very comfortable in.
482
00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:35,802
And something that I think
expresses my unique flair
483
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,325
and style.
484
00:21:38,328 --> 00:21:42,028
Dad agreed to wear it
for 24 hours.
485
00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:43,831
I know you're trying
to embarrass me,
486
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,683
but it ain't gonna work.
487
00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:47,835
You do know it's
bowling night, right?
488
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,980
( sighs ) Oh, boy.
489
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,424
Ooh, better wish Dad
some good luck, Charlie.
490
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:07,334
HELLO, FRIENDS.
I'M BOB DUNCAN.
491
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,726
AND I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
492
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,498
HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS
HAPPENED TO YOU?
493
00:22:14,504 --> 00:22:16,544
THIS ITCH IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
494
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:20,038
WELL, NO MORE!
495
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,439
BECAUSE NOW SCIENCE
HAS GIVEN US A SOLUTION.
496
00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:25,653
BOB'S BUTT STUFF.
497
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,445
IS IT A CREAM?
IS IT A SALVE?
498
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,818
CAN YOU GROUT YOUR TUB WITH IT?
499
00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:32,119
THE ANSWER, OF COURSE,
IS YES.
500
00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:35,123
BOB'S BUTT STUFF,
501
00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:36,734
AVAILABLE IN THE MOST
EMBARRASSING SECTION
502
00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:38,956
OF YOUR DRUGSTORE.
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