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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,478 OOH, HE'S SO ADORABLE. 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,540 IT MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER... 3 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:12,611 All: NO! 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,093 FAMILY PHOTO TAKEN. 5 00:00:15,086 --> 00:00:16,616 OH. 6 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,187 OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP. 7 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:22,119 IF YOU COULD DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 8 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,553 JUST SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND. 9 00:00:23,554 --> 00:00:25,504 - GO. - SPIRITED. 10 00:00:25,496 --> 00:00:26,796 - ANNOYING. - PUSHY. 11 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:27,797 SAUSAGE. 12 00:00:27,798 --> 00:00:30,728 DAD, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 13 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:35,071 THAT I WANT MORE SAUSA-- WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 14 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:37,236 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS? 15 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,108 OH, IT'S FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATIONS. 16 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:41,140 I'M WORKING ON THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ALL-- 17 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,672 THE PERSONAL ESSAY. 18 00:00:42,673 --> 00:00:44,653 SO I HAVE TO WRITE IT BASED ON ONE OF THESE TOPICS. 19 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,215 A SINGLE PAGE. IT COULD DETERMINE MY ENTIRE FUTURE. 20 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:51,218 500 WORDS THAT SUM UP THE ESSENCE OF TEDDY DUNCAN. 21 00:00:51,222 --> 00:00:52,652 - LONG-WINDED. - BORING. 22 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,653 SAUSAGE. 23 00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:57,556 WELL, I STILL HAVEN'T GOT MY SAUSAGE. 24 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,528 OKAY, TOPIC NUMBER TWO. 25 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:03,230 WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? 26 00:01:03,234 --> 00:01:04,744 HELLO? 27 00:01:04,735 --> 00:01:07,395 MOM, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 28 00:01:07,398 --> 00:01:08,568 OH, I'M SORRY. 29 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,299 WOULD YOU PREFER TA-DA, OR DING, DING, DING, 30 00:01:11,302 --> 00:01:13,472 OR YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER? 31 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,454 HOW 'BOUT "NOT GONNA HAPPEN"? 32 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,147 ( rock music playing ) 33 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:19,549 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 34 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:21,510 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 35 00:01:21,512 --> 00:01:24,392 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 36 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,285 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 37 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,687 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 38 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,688 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 39 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:34,402 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 40 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:37,565 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 41 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:39,568 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 42 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,270 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 43 00:01:41,272 --> 00:01:44,142 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 44 00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:45,775 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 45 00:01:45,776 --> 00:01:47,576 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 46 00:01:47,578 --> 00:01:50,508 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 47 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,511 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 48 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:56,553 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 49 00:01:56,547 --> 00:02:00,487 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 50 00:02:01,492 --> 00:02:04,502 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 51 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:13,362 HEY, GUYS, 52 00:02:13,364 --> 00:02:14,474 CHECK THIS OUT. 53 00:02:14,465 --> 00:02:16,735 A.V.M. IS COMING TO COLORADO. 54 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,767 HEY, THAT'S GREAT, DAD. 55 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:20,269 WHAT'S A.V.M.? 56 00:02:20,271 --> 00:02:24,281 TEDDY, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS? 57 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:26,215 NO FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS. 58 00:02:27,518 --> 00:02:31,718 A.V.M. STANDS FOR ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, MINERAL-- 59 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:33,782 ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS OF THE '80s. 60 00:02:35,286 --> 00:02:37,426 THEY WERE A LITTLE BIT PUNK, A LITTLE BIT METAL, 61 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:38,558 A LITTLE BIT GLAM. 62 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,789 I'M A LITTLE BIT BORED. 63 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:43,391 AND I SCORED TWO TICKETS. 64 00:02:43,394 --> 00:02:45,704 SO WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME? 65 00:02:45,696 --> 00:02:47,496 OH DAD, I'D LOVE TO, 66 00:02:47,498 --> 00:02:49,298 BUT I HAVE TO WORK ON MY COLLEGE ESSAY. 67 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,540 OH, YEAH. 68 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:52,401 AND YOU KNOW I PROBABLY SHOULD START MINE TOO. 69 00:02:52,403 --> 00:02:54,283 IT'S ONLY FOUR YEARS AWAY. 70 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,805 YOU KNOW WHAT? 71 00:02:56,807 --> 00:02:59,877 YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. 72 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,750 HEY, GUYS. 73 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:03,182 HEY, PJ. 74 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,293 - OH, HEY, DAD'S IN THE KITCHEN. - ( shushing ) 75 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,786 IF PJ WANTS TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN, 76 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,889 LET HIM GO INTO THE KITCHEN. 77 00:03:13,364 --> 00:03:16,234 ( murmurs ) 78 00:03:16,227 --> 00:03:18,497 I FEEL SO DIRTY. 79 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,769 IT GETS EASIER. 80 00:03:20,771 --> 00:03:22,531 REALLY? 81 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,707 ( doorbell rings ) 82 00:03:30,741 --> 00:03:31,911 ARE YOU GABE DUNCAN? 83 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,942 THAT DEPENDS. WHO ARE YOU? 84 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:35,324 MY NAME'S DEVON. 85 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:38,586 ARE YOU GONNA SERVE ME WITH PAPERS? 86 00:03:38,589 --> 00:03:40,289 NO. 87 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,791 I GO TO YOUR OLD SCHOOL, LINCOLN ELEMENTARY. 88 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,333 IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, SIR. 89 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,395 YOUR PRANKS ARE LEGENDARY. 90 00:03:46,397 --> 00:03:47,757 IT'S DEVON, YOU SAY? 91 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:48,758 THAT'S RIGHT. 92 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:50,759 COME ON IN, DEVON. 93 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:52,361 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY YOU. 94 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:54,413 YOU KNOW PEOPLE STILL TALK ABOUT 95 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:56,765 THE GREAT TOILET PAPER CAPER. 96 00:03:56,767 --> 00:04:00,307 UH-HUH, ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS. 97 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:02,271 YOU KNOW I MADE THE PRINCIPAL CRY. 98 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:04,653 YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON THAT. 99 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:08,345 I'M HERE BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP. 100 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,019 I WANT TO PRANK ONE OF MY TEACHERS. 101 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,620 OH, SORRY, KID. 102 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:13,282 MY PRANKING DAYS ARE OVER. 103 00:04:13,284 --> 00:04:14,364 BUT HEY, 104 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,585 THANKS FOR THE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. 105 00:04:16,587 --> 00:04:19,427 TOO BAD. I WAS REALLY HOPING TO GET MR. SINGER. 106 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,960 ( dramatic Western theme ) 107 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,802 SINGER. 108 00:04:24,795 --> 00:04:26,395 MR. SINGER. 109 00:04:26,397 --> 00:04:28,037 I THOUGHT I'D NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THAT NAME AGAIN. 110 00:04:28,038 --> 00:04:29,398 YOU KNOW HIM? 111 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,440 HE WAS THE MEANEST TEACHER I EVER HAD. 112 00:04:31,442 --> 00:04:34,042 I CREATED THE DUNCAN DUNK JUST FOR HIM. 113 00:04:34,044 --> 00:04:35,684 THE DUNCAN DUNK? 114 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:39,046 IT REALLY DOES EXIST? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MYTH. 115 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:43,279 I DROPPED A BUCKET OF GLOP ON HIM SO FOUL SMELLING, 116 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,923 HIS WIFE MADE HIM LIVE IN THE GARAGE FOR A MONTH. 117 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:48,956 BUT HE PAID ME BACK. 118 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:51,559 HE MADE THE REST OF MY 4th GRADE YEAR A LIVING NIGHTMARE. 119 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,462 HE'S DOING THE SAME THING TO ME. 120 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:56,334 I WANT TO GET HIM. I WANT TO GET HIM BAD. 121 00:04:56,327 --> 00:04:58,297 I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT, KID. 122 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,428 BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO WHAT IT TAKES? 123 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,901 THE HARD WORK? THE METICULOUS PREPARATION? 124 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,073 THE TIRELESS TRAINING? 125 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:05,414 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 126 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,336 WE'RE GONNA NEED ABOUT AN HOUR. 127 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:09,438 COME BACK TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL. 128 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,310 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE HERE. 129 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,441 GABE DUNCAN. 130 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:18,316 ( sighs ) JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, 131 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,388 THEY PULL ME BACK IN. 132 00:05:25,396 --> 00:05:27,626 ( Teddy's voice ) OKAY, TOPIC NUMBER THREE: 133 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,028 CHOOSE YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT 134 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,099 AND WRITE ABOUT HOW THE EXPERIENCE AFFECTED YOU. 135 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:33,101 MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT. 136 00:05:33,103 --> 00:05:36,343 MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT... 137 00:05:45,816 --> 00:05:47,416 NOTHING THERE. 138 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:50,018 NEXT QUESTION. DESCRIBE YOUR FAMILY 139 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,120 AND THE IMPACT THEY'VE HAD ON YOUR LIFE. 140 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:04,501 WAY TOO MUCH THERE. 141 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:05,765 HEY, HONEY. 142 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,096 - HOW'S IT GOING? - NOT TOO GOOD. 143 00:06:08,098 --> 00:06:11,398 STILL CAN'T THINK OF A TOPIC FOR MY COLLEGE ESSAY. 144 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:13,002 TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. 145 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:14,813 OH, BUT YOU DO. 146 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:19,548 "MY MOTHER: MY STAR"? 147 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,761 "THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON I KNOW 148 00:06:24,755 --> 00:06:26,915 IS A LADY WITH SPARKLE AND GLOW. 149 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,517 SHE MAY NOT BE TALL, BUT SHE'S GOT IT ALL. 150 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,590 SHE EVEN APPEARS ON A SHOW. 151 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,562 GOOD MORNING, DENVER. WEEKDAYS AT 8:00." 152 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,896 HOW MANY ESSAYS ARE GONNA OPEN WITH A LIMERICK? 153 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,429 INCLUDING MINE? NONE. 154 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,914 YOU'LL BE BACK. 155 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,906 IT'S YOUR ROOM. 156 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,082 HEY, CHARLIE. 157 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,453 WHERE YOU GOING? 158 00:06:54,445 --> 00:06:55,445 TO A CONCERT. 159 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:57,416 THE GURGLES? 160 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,417 ( sighs ) I WISH. 161 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,589 NO, IT'S SOME OLD BAND DAD LOVES. 162 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:03,452 I'M SORRY. 163 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:05,164 WELL, I'M NOT. 164 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:07,125 DAD DOES A LOT OF NICE THINGS FOR ME, 165 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,657 FOR ALL OF US. 166 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,800 I'M GLAD I HAVE A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIM. 167 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:12,862 Bob: YOU READY, PJ? 168 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,208 YOU NEVER MAKE IT EASY, DO YOU, DAD? 169 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:22,712 WHO'S THAT? 170 00:07:28,479 --> 00:07:31,649 SO MR. SINGER ALWAYS ENTERS HIS CLASSROOM 171 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,222 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 172 00:07:33,223 --> 00:07:35,133 SO THE BUCKET MUST BE IN PLACE THE NIGHT BEFORE, 173 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,155 WHICH IS TONIGHT. 174 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,456 GOT IT. 175 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,157 DO YOU? 176 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,830 WHAT ANGLE SHOULD THE BUCKET BE PLACED AT? 177 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:45,574 UM... 178 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,936 I-- I DON'T KNOW. 179 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:51,739 YOU DON'T KNOW. 180 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,483 I GUESS YOU DON'T "GOT IT," DO YOU? 181 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,805 NO, SIR, I DON'T. 182 00:07:57,808 --> 00:08:01,248 THE BUCKET HAS TO BE AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE. 183 00:08:01,251 --> 00:08:04,521 AND THE DOOR HAS TO BE OPEN EXACTLY 3 INCHES. 184 00:08:04,515 --> 00:08:06,785 NOT TWO. NOT FOUR. 185 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:07,887 THREE. 186 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,058 45 DEGREES, 3 INCHES. 187 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:13,191 REMEMBER-- PRANKING IS NOT JUST AN ART, 188 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,633 IT'S ALSO A SCIENCE. 189 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,925 I SHOULD KNOW. I CAME UP WITH THIS PRANK 190 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:19,527 WHILE FLUNKING ART AND SCIENCE. 191 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:22,030 I'M FLUNKING THOSE TOO! 192 00:08:22,032 --> 00:08:24,232 NO WAY. NICE! 193 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:25,584 OKAY. 194 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:27,136 NOW LET'S TALK GLOP. 195 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:29,137 HERE ARE YOUR INGREDIENTS: 196 00:08:29,139 --> 00:08:32,809 WATER-BASED PAINT, TUNA OIL FOR THE SMELL, 197 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,153 MOLASSES FOR THE CONSISTENCY, 198 00:08:35,145 --> 00:08:37,685 AND OF COURSE, PANCAKE BATTER. 199 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:38,888 PANCAKE BATTER? 200 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,189 IF THERE'S A BETTER WAY 201 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,690 TO HOLD CHICKEN GIZZARDS TOGETHER, 202 00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:42,852 I HAVE NOT HEARD IT. 203 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:46,855 THERE'S ONE MORE THING. 204 00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:53,662 WOW. 205 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:56,214 ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS SKULL HOODIES. 206 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,206 I WANT YOU TO WEAR THAT TOMORROW. 207 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:00,768 WHEN MR. SINGER WIPES AWAY THAT BLINDING GLOB, 208 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:03,211 I WANT THE FIRST THING HE SEES TO BE THAT SKULL. 209 00:09:03,213 --> 00:09:05,053 THEN HE'LL KNOW. 210 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,115 ( dramatic Western theme ) 211 00:09:10,781 --> 00:09:12,281 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, 212 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:13,722 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 213 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:15,264 YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA. 214 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,625 I COME FROM A REALLY NICE FAMILY. 215 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,743 ( rock music playing ) 216 00:09:28,298 --> 00:09:32,198 HA! I AM SO READY TO ROCK. 217 00:09:32,202 --> 00:09:36,252 OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT A.V.M. 218 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:38,146 LITTLE AS POSSIBLE, PLEASE. 219 00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:39,908 BOYS IN THE BAND. 220 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:44,990 YOU GOT MINERAL A.K.A. LEGENDARY DRUMMER CLIFF LEDGE. 221 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:50,155 THEN THERE'S LEAD SINGER VEGETABLE A.K.A. RUSSELL SPROUTS. 222 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,190 WHAT'S ANIMAL'S NAME? 223 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,192 STEVE. 224 00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:58,826 OH, MAN. THIS TRAFFIC IS AWFUL. 225 00:09:58,829 --> 00:10:00,969 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 226 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,601 GOOD THING YOUR OLD MAN KNOWS A SHORTCUT. 227 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,283 OH... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 228 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:07,806 SHOULDN'T WE STAY ON THE MAIN ROAD? 229 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,008 NO! WE CAN'T BE LATE. 230 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,180 THEY OPEN EVERY SHOW WITH THEIR HAUNTING BALLAD "SHE'S A HEIFER." 231 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,215 THE SONG ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY. 232 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,732 FIRST OF ALL, LET ME JUST SAY... 233 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,126 WELCOME, NEIGHBORS. 234 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,697 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 235 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,161 AS I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW, 236 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:35,373 I AM APPLYING TO COLLEGE. 237 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,908 WELL, I AM. 238 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:45,322 SO I'VE DECIDED TO WRITE MY COLLEGE ESSAY ON THE TOPIC 239 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:48,015 "HOW HAVE MY NEIGHBORS SHAPED ME 240 00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:49,218 INTO THE PERSON I AM TODAY?" 241 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:51,149 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU GUYS COME IN. 242 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,981 I HAVE A QUESTION. 243 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,283 WHO ARE THEY? 244 00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:57,156 THEY'RE YOUR NEIGHBORS, BERT. 245 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,987 HENCE THE WORDS, "WELCOME, NEIGHBORS." 246 00:11:01,892 --> 00:11:04,032 I'M ESTELLE DABNEY. 247 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,804 AND I'M DEBBIE DOOLEY. HOW YOU DOING? 248 00:11:06,797 --> 00:11:09,197 HOW AM I DOING? YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 249 00:11:09,199 --> 00:11:11,999 IT'S JUST A CATCHPHRASE I USE, 250 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:15,712 SO... NO, THANKS. 251 00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:17,776 LADIES, THIS IS BERT DUGAN. 252 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,178 I KNOW WHO HE IS. 253 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,749 HE MOWS HIS LAWN IN THOSE TINY SHORTS. 254 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:23,953 ( shudders ) 255 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:30,886 YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS THINK IS A FUN FASHION OPTION? 256 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,821 PANTS. 257 00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:37,404 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT OFF TOPIC. 258 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,797 LET'S GET BACK TO THE SHAPING. 259 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,100 OKAY, SO, 260 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,212 WHAT'S THE MOST VALUABLE LIFE LESSON YOU'VE LEARNED? 261 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,105 NEVER MARRY A REDHEAD. 262 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,437 OR A DEPUTY. 263 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:51,438 OR FRED DABNEY. 264 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,381 OKAY, GUYS, LOOK, 265 00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,793 WE'VE BEEN LIVING NEXT TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THESE YEARS. 266 00:11:55,786 --> 00:12:00,446 THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF IMPACT WE'VE HAD ON EACH OTHER'S LIVES. 267 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,150 I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING. 268 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:04,052 GREAT, BERT, GET US STARTED. 269 00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:06,104 YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE STILL UP. 270 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:10,896 UP LIKE THOSE TINY, TINY SHORTS YOU WEAR. 271 00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:12,361 WHY, IT'S LIKE THE SOUTH OF FRANCE 272 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:14,302 RIGHT HERE IN DENVER. 273 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,806 AS LONG AS WE'RE COMPLAINING, 274 00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:20,168 WHY DO YOU LEAVE YOUR TRASH CANS ON THE STREET? 275 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,740 I NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING. 276 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,211 PICKUP IS TUESDAY. 277 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:25,823 Both: IT'S ALWAYS TUESDAY. 278 00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:28,276 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT HOLIDAY WEEKS, HUH? 279 00:12:28,278 --> 00:12:30,118 OH, YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT, DID YOU? 280 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,780 WELL, THINK ABOUT THIS. 281 00:12:31,782 --> 00:12:35,162 ( overlapping arguing ) 282 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,385 GUYS, STOP. STOP IT. 283 00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:37,526 STOP FIGHTING 284 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:41,087 AND START SHAPING ME. 285 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:44,801 YOU KNOW, I USED TO THINK YOU WERE THE GOOD ONE, 286 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:48,295 BUT YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS ABE AND RJ. 287 00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:49,898 IT'S GABE AND PJ. 288 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,470 WHO CARES? I'M OUT OF HERE. 289 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,941 RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 290 00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:56,354 THANKS FOR HAVING US OVER. 291 00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:57,476 HOPE THAT HELPED. 292 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,177 IT DIDN'T AT ALL. 293 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,011 JUST ANOTHER CATCHPHRASE, SWEETIE. 294 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,564 BYE, NOW. 295 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,942 GEE, THIS ROAD'S GETTING KIND OF NARROW, HUH? 296 00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:27,235 DAD, WE'RE NOT ON A ROAD. 297 00:13:27,237 --> 00:13:29,007 WE'RE DRIVING IN THE WOODS. 298 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,239 IT SAYS IT'S A ROAD ON THE GPS. 299 00:13:32,242 --> 00:13:34,992 IT SAYS PROJECTED ROAD. 300 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:36,985 ( brakes squeak ) 301 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:38,217 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 302 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,948 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET BACK ON THE MAIN DRAG. 303 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,820 ( gears shift ) 304 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,251 ( tires spinning ) 305 00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:45,963 GREAT. STUCK IN THE MUD. 306 00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:47,026 NOW WHAT? 307 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,927 NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM. 308 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,299 I PAID EXTRA FOR ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE. 309 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,600 LET'S SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO. 310 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,161 ( ringback tone ) 311 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:54,943 Female Operator: ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE. 312 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,565 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE-THREATENING EMERGENCY? 313 00:13:56,566 --> 00:14:00,206 YES. WE'RE LATE FOR AN A.V.M CONCERT! 314 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,240 PLEASE HOLD. 315 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,282 ( easy listening music plays ) 316 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,180 YOU THINK SHE'S COMING BACK? 317 00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:13,281 I WOULDN'T. 318 00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:22,129 ( Teddy's voice ) OKAY. QUESTION FIVE. 319 00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:23,932 IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, 320 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:26,274 WHAT PERIOD OF HISTORY WOULD YOU CHOOSE 321 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,466 AND WHY? 322 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,468 ( yawns ) 323 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,970 OH, I NEED A BREAK. 324 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,442 MAYBE I'LL TAKE A LITTLE CATNAP. 325 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,114 WAKE UP READY TO GO. 326 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:51,158 OH, LOOK WHAT CHARLIE DREW. 327 00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:52,461 OHH! 328 00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,562 ISN'T THAT CUTE. IT'S A-- 329 00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:56,204 IT'S A-- 330 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,026 HELP ME OUT HERE. 331 00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:00,568 I THINK IT'S A HUNTER CHASING A DINOSAUR. 332 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,370 CHARLIE. 333 00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:05,242 HONEY, DINOSAURS HAVE BEEN EXTINCT FOR LIKE THREE YEARS. 334 00:15:09,639 --> 00:15:11,009 OH, THERE HE IS. 335 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,281 DID YOU FIND A JOB YET? 336 00:15:12,282 --> 00:15:13,312 NO. 337 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:17,093 IT JUNGLE OUT THERE. 338 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,947 WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT? 339 00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:21,019 HE'S NOT AS EVOLVED AS WE ARE. 340 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,929 MY QUEEN. 341 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,560 MAY I PRESENT THE FOOL. 342 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,173 YEAH, ABOUT THAT. 343 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,606 SILENCE. 344 00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:39,137 AMUSE ME. TELL ME A JOKE, 345 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,539 AND IT BETTER BE FUNNY OR IT'S OFF WITH YOUR HEADS. 346 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,142 YOU GO FIRST. 347 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,024 OH, THAT'S GOOD. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A NEW TYPE OF JOKE. 348 00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:48,217 OKAY. 349 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:49,248 KNOCK KNOCK. 350 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,179 WHO'S THERE? 351 00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:54,252 THAT'S AS FAR AS I GOT. 352 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:58,025 EXECUTIONER? 353 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:00,589 TOUGH CASTLE, HMM? 354 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,143 ( whistling a tune ) 355 00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,297 SWELL BREAKFAST, MOM. 356 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,139 OH, THANKS, HON. 357 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:14,471 THIS LITTLE SPORT SURE SEEMS TO THINK SO. 358 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,554 HEY, SWELL TIE, POP. 359 00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:18,276 THANKS, CHAMP. 360 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,309 I LOVE TOBY. 361 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:23,481 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO, SWEETHEART. 362 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,493 EVERYONE'S ALWAYS HAPPY IN THE '50s. 363 00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:31,018 LOOK WHAT I LEARNED AT THE SOCK HOP LAST NIGHT. 364 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:37,165 WHOA. 365 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,027 - GOLLY. - OH, JEEZ. 366 00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:42,299 - HA! - WHEN IS SOMETHING INTERESTING GONNA HAPPEN? 367 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,042 YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS INTERESTING? 368 00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:46,135 NO. 369 00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:49,006 I DON'T, AND I NEED SOMETHING FOR MY ESSAY. 370 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,608 NOW, TEDDY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST FORGET THAT OLD ESSAY. 371 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,481 SKIP COLLEGE, STAY HOME WITH THE FAMILY. 372 00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:56,494 NO, I CAN'T STAY HOME! 373 00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,116 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 374 00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:09,498 ( sighs ) 375 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,242 YEAH, NICE BEDHEAD. 376 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,235 EXECUTIONER? 377 00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,709 OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 378 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:26,323 ( rock music playing ) 379 00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:29,378 WE MADE IT! 380 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,149 HEY, EXCUSE ME. 381 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,151 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 382 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,152 OH! EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 383 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,594 EXCUSE ME. 384 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,485 MAN, HOPE WE DIDN'T MISS TOO MUCH. 385 00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:39,827 WE'RE A.V.M.! GOOD NIGHT! 386 00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:41,829 ( cheering ) 387 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:54,803 HEY, ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE. 388 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,114 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 389 00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:58,246 UM, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE BUCKET. 390 00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:01,508 SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEND A BOY 391 00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:04,481 TO DO AN OLDER BOY'S JOB. 392 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,294 SO WHERE IS THE BUCKET? 393 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,586 IT'S INSIDE. 394 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,687 ALL RIGHT. 395 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,758 WATCH AND LEARN, LITTLE MAN. 396 00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:13,522 HA! 397 00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:15,203 ( groans ) 398 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,826 ( chuckles ) 399 00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:20,828 WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? 400 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,170 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 401 00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:24,272 DUNCAN GOT DUNKED. 402 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,105 YOU SET ME UP. 403 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,476 I THOUGHT YOU HATED MR. SINGER. 404 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:31,408 YOU MEAN, UNCLE RICK? 405 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,354 I TRUSTED YOU, AND YOU BETRAYED ME. 406 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,319 NICE WORK. 407 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,833 I'VE WAITED FOUR YEARS TO GET YOU BACK, DUNCAN. 408 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,156 I GUESS WE'RE FINALLY EVEN. 409 00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:50,499 I GUESS WE ARE. 410 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,800 FOR NOW. 411 00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,508 DID HE SAY "FOR NOW"? 412 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,240 MM-HMM. 413 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,372 SWEET MAMA, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 414 00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:14,522 WELL... 415 00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:17,194 THAT WAS THE WORST NIGHT EVER. 416 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,528 IT'S IN THE TOP FIVE. 417 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,230 ( engine puttering ) 418 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,173 AND WE'RE OUT OF GAS. 419 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,666 TOP THREE. ( chuckles ) 420 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,169 ( laughs ) 421 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,501 OHH. 422 00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:36,514 PJ, I AM SO SORRY 423 00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,506 I DRAGGED YOU ALONG ON THIS AWFUL NIGHT. 424 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:42,278 IT'S MY FAULT FOR WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN. 425 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,852 OH, RIGHT. 426 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:46,623 GUESS I SHOULD CALL ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE AGAIN. 427 00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:48,616 ( easy listening music playing ) 428 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,721 I THINK WE'RE STILL ON HOLD. 429 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:54,723 SHOULD WE WAIT? 430 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,574 I WOULDN'T. 431 00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,566 ( car approaching ) 432 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,529 ( murmuring ) 433 00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:02,971 IS THAT A TOUR BUS? 434 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,202 THERE'S SOMEBODY GETTING OUT. 435 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,536 YOU BLOKES NEED A RIDE? 436 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,980 MY SWEET LORD. 437 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:13,881 IT'S RUSSELL SPROUTS! 438 00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:16,845 DO I LOOK OKAY? 439 00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:17,886 HOW'S MY MAKEUP? 440 00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,228 ARE YOU SAD? 441 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,299 ( sighs ) YEAH, CHARLIE. I AM. 442 00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:34,563 WHY? 443 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,274 WELL, BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO WRITE 444 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,306 FOR MY COLLEGE ESSAY. 445 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:39,808 I KNOW WHAT YOU COULD WRITE ABOUT. 446 00:20:39,809 --> 00:20:42,239 YEAH? WHAT? 447 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,241 MOMMY. 448 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,013 REALLY? 449 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:46,584 DID MOMMY TELL YOU TO SAY THAT? 450 00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:47,746 NO COMMENT. 451 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,977 OKAY. 452 00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:53,619 WELL, YOU TELL MOMMY I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 453 00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:55,363 OKAY. GOOD LUCK, TEDDY. 454 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,987 GOOD LUCK, TEDDY. 455 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:00,858 THAT'S IT! 456 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,860 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT BEFORE. 457 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,992 IT'S PERFECT. 458 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,998 Well, Charlie. 459 00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:13,539 I just sent in my first college application. 460 00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:15,883 And thanks to you, 461 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,545 I finally came up with a great topic for my essay. 462 00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:21,879 It's all about these video diaries I've been doing. 463 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,881 See, I realized 464 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,023 that I started making them to help you, 465 00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:30,015 but as I went along, I learned a lot about myself. 466 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:34,859 And our crazy wonderful family. 467 00:21:34,864 --> 00:21:36,004 Richie? 468 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,995 You're not gonna believe who I met last night. 469 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,867 Russell Sprouts. 470 00:21:39,869 --> 00:21:40,999 ( squeals ) 471 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,530 I know! I know! 472 00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:45,002 It was amazing. We shared eyeliner tips. 473 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,544 Oh, yes, we did. 474 00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:48,006 Yes, we did! 475 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,881 Sometimes more crazy than wonderful. 476 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:55,954 Good luck, Charlie. 477 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:02,650 - ♪ SHOO-BOP SHOO-SHOO-BOP ♪ - ♪ OOH ♪ 478 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:04,792 - ♪ SHOO-SHOO-BOP SHOO-SHOO-BOP ♪ - ♪ OOH-OH-OOH ♪ 479 00:22:04,794 --> 00:22:06,664 ♪ SHOO-BOP SHOO-SHOO-BOP ♪ 480 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:08,656 - ♪ SHOO-SHOO-BOP ♪ - ♪ DIP DIP DOO ♪ 481 00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:10,658 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 482 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,460 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 483 00:22:12,462 --> 00:22:14,802 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 484 00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:15,844 ♪ LEFT SHOE ♪ 485 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,105 ♪ CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 486 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:20,107 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 487 00:22:20,109 --> 00:22:22,439 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 488 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,452 ♪ AH-ROO! ♪ 489 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,120 BOB, HONEY. 490 00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:34,681 HAVEN'T YOU EVOLVED YET? 491 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,655 ME NEVER WIN. 32694

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