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I KNOW. 6 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:20,389 IT'S GOING TO SOUND EVEN BETTER WHEN I SING IT TONIGHT 7 00:00:20,391 --> 00:00:23,191 AT THE ANNUAL DUNCAN CHRISTMAS EVE TALENT SHOW. 8 00:00:23,194 --> 00:00:25,264 OH, MOM, SPENCER AND I ARE SINGING TOO. 9 00:00:25,256 --> 00:00:27,456 WE EVEN WORKED OUT A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG TOGETHER. 10 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,458 OH, THAT IS SO WONDERFUL! 11 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:32,660 AND SO BRAVE OF YOU TO SING THE SAME NIGHT I DO. 12 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:36,574 WELL, WE'RE OFF TO SUPER CHRISTMAS LAND. 13 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:39,207 OOH, SUPER CHRISTMAS LAND? WHAT'S THAT? 14 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:41,410 OH, THAT'S WHAT SUPER ADVENTURE LAND CALLS ITSELF 15 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:43,412 FOR ONE WEEK EACH YEAR AT CHRISTMASTIME. 16 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,184 LAST WEEK IT WAS SUPER HANUKKAH LAND. 17 00:00:45,176 --> 00:00:47,516 NEXT WEEK IT'S SUPER KWANZAA LAND. 18 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:50,819 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 19 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:52,681 OH, GRANDMA'S HERE! 20 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:54,593 ( sarcastically ) YAY. 21 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:55,825 OH! 22 00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:58,826 OH OH! 23 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:02,659 CHARLIE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO GRANDMA? 24 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:03,593 GOOD-BYE. 25 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,066 SORRY, SHE'S JUST EXCITED. 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,597 WE'RE OFF TO HAVE HER VERY FIRST PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA. 27 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,300 I UNDERSTAND. 28 00:01:11,302 --> 00:01:14,352 OKAY, WELL, WE GOTTA RUN, BUT WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU LATER. 29 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:15,605 - OH, GOOD. - OKAY. 30 00:01:15,606 --> 00:01:17,546 - ALL RIGHT, BYE. - Both: BYE. 31 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,692 OH, AMY. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 32 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,785 OH, LINDA, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 33 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,458 ( nervous chuckle ) WELL. 34 00:01:30,461 --> 00:01:33,661 THE DECORATIONS LOOK NICE AND WHATNOT. 35 00:01:33,664 --> 00:01:36,634 ALTHOUGH THAT WREATH IS IN THE WRONG PLACE. 36 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:38,627 I LIKE IT THERE. 37 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:40,699 I'LL FIX IT LATER. 38 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,871 OKAY. BOB? 39 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,175 - OH, MY GOODNESS! - MOM! 40 00:01:46,177 --> 00:01:48,337 IS THAT MY SON OR HERCULES? 41 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:50,639 OH, MOM! PLEASE! 42 00:01:50,641 --> 00:01:53,411 DROPPED SOME WEIGHT, GOT TOTALLY BUFF. DON'T MAKE A FUSS. 43 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,694 SO, HOW WAS THE FLIGHT? 44 00:01:55,686 --> 00:01:58,786 OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL DELAYS AND WHATNOT. 45 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:01,149 BUT EVERYBODY ON THE PLANE LOVED THE SONG 46 00:02:01,152 --> 00:02:03,422 THAT I'M GOING TO SING AT THE TALENT SHOW. 47 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,304 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY... ♪ 48 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:08,196 OH, WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! HANG ON THERE, GRANDMA. 49 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:09,729 I'M SINGING "DECK THE HALLS." 50 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:13,400 SWEETHEART, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CLEAN THE HALLS 51 00:02:13,404 --> 00:02:15,714 BEFORE YOU DECK THEM. 52 00:02:15,706 --> 00:02:19,666 ( whispering ) I MAY DECK SOMETHING BESIDES THE HALLS. 53 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:21,640 OKAY, STAND DOWN. 54 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,442 WE BOTH CAN'T SING THE SONG 55 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,584 AND I DID COME ALL THE WAY FROM PHOENIX. 56 00:02:25,576 --> 00:02:26,716 SHE DID COME ALL THE WAY FROM PHOENIX. 57 00:02:26,717 --> 00:02:28,847 - WELL, IT'S MY HOUSE. - IT IS HER HOUSE. 58 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,579 - I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU. - I MARRIED YOU. BA-BAM! 59 00:02:31,582 --> 00:02:32,922 OKAY, FINE! 60 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:35,433 NOBODY SINGS IT. THAT'S MY FINAL DECISION. 61 00:02:35,426 --> 00:02:36,856 OH, THAT'S YOUR DECISION? 62 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,557 WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING OF THE TALENT SHOW? 63 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,830 - REALLY! - UNBELIEVABLE. 64 00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:47,335 ( high voice ) YAY, CHRISTMAS. 65 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:50,268 ( rock music playing ) 66 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,671 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 67 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,642 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 68 00:02:53,644 --> 00:02:56,514 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 69 00:02:56,507 --> 00:02:58,407 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 70 00:02:58,409 --> 00:02:59,809 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 71 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:01,810 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 72 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:06,594 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 73 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,557 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 74 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,560 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 75 00:03:11,562 --> 00:03:13,462 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 76 00:03:13,464 --> 00:03:16,304 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 77 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,927 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 78 00:03:17,928 --> 00:03:19,528 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 79 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:22,670 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 80 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:24,713 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 81 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,535 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 82 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:32,679 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 83 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:36,624 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 84 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,364 HEY, GUYS? 85 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,697 UH, LISTEN. I NEED A FAVOR. 86 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:53,600 WELL, SINCE WE'RE STILL IN THE PRE-CHRISTMAS GOTTA-BE-NICE ZONE, 87 00:03:53,604 --> 00:03:55,914 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 88 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,468 I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR MOM GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS. 89 00:04:00,471 --> 00:04:01,471 WHY? 90 00:04:01,472 --> 00:04:03,412 WELL, BECAUSE. 91 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:05,724 EVERY YEAR, YOUR MOM AND I, WE MAKE THIS AGREEMENT 92 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,716 NOT TO SPEND TOO MUCH ON EACH OTHER'S PRESENTS, 93 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:10,478 BUT I NEVER KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 94 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:13,552 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT "NOT SPENDING TOO MUCH" 95 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,464 IS A PHRASE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH. 96 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:19,427 EVERY YEAR I WIND UP GETTING IT WRONG. 97 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:22,630 OH, RIGHT, LIKE THE TIME SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT REALLY NICE WATCH 98 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:25,603 AND YOU GOT HER THOSE-- WHAT WERE THEY CALLED AGAIN? 99 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:27,366 SLOCKS. 100 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,299 THEY'RE NOT SLIPPERS, THEY'RE NOT SOCKS. 101 00:04:31,302 --> 00:04:33,272 THEY'RE SLOCKS. 102 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,513 THAT WAS THE CHRISTMAS THAT MOM KEPT SLIPPING AND FALLING. 103 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:38,908 SLOCKS-- 104 00:04:38,909 --> 00:04:41,479 THEY'RE NOT JUST UGLY, THEY'RE DANGEROUS. 105 00:04:42,613 --> 00:04:44,763 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS. 106 00:04:44,755 --> 00:04:47,985 HEY, WHEN YOU WERE DOING YOUR PRESENT SNOOPING, 107 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,758 DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHAT YOUR MOM GOT ME? 108 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,990 DAD, I'M OLDER NOW. I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 109 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,033 AND THANKS FOR THE HEADPHONES! 110 00:04:56,727 --> 00:04:59,967 WELL, NAUGHTY CAN'T HELP ME. LET'S TRY NICE. 111 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:02,030 - OOH, THAT'S ME! - HA HA, PJ! 112 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:05,082 COME ON, FIND OUT FROM YOUR MOM WHAT SHE GOT ME. 113 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:06,435 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO HER. 114 00:05:06,437 --> 00:05:07,977 ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 115 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:10,778 SHE'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HER FAVORITE. 116 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:14,594 HE IS? 117 00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:16,615 WELL, HEY HEY HEY! 118 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,487 I DIDN'T SAY MY FAVORITE. 119 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,520 THAT WOULD BE TEDDY, RIGHT? 120 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:25,734 NO COMMENT. 121 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:29,598 OH, RELAX. 122 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,100 I'M SURE YOU'RE IN THE TOP FIVE. 123 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,410 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TIRED AND YOU'RE HUNGRY 124 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:45,523 AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD, BUT ALL THIS WHINING DOESN'T HELP. 125 00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:47,516 BUT IT'S TAKING SO LONG! 126 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:52,350 WHEN DO I GET TO SEE SANTA? 127 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,862 REALLY SOON, I PROMISE. 128 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,755 YEAH, IF THAT KID WOULD EVER GET OFF SANTA'S LAP. 129 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,427 HE'S BEEN ON THERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES. 130 00:05:58,429 --> 00:06:00,389 YEAH, WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG? 131 00:06:00,391 --> 00:06:03,691 IT SHOULD BE SIT, LIST, SNAP, GO. 132 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:07,574 SIT, LIST, SNAP, GO! HOW HARD IS THAT? 133 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,798 SANTA CAN HEAR YOU, YOUNG LADY. 134 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:14,511 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S KIND OF THE IDEA, SANTA. 135 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:16,845 BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO COOL IT, ALL RIGHT? 136 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:18,407 CARL'S NOT THE NICEST GUY. 137 00:06:18,409 --> 00:06:19,449 WAIT, YOU KNOW SANTA? 138 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:20,950 YEAH, FROM WHEN WE WORKED HERE. 139 00:06:20,951 --> 00:06:23,111 I DID A SHOW WITH HIM-- "THE TRIBUTE TO AMERICA." 140 00:06:23,113 --> 00:06:25,963 HE PLAYED JOHNNY APPLESEED BEFORE HE PUT ON THE WEIGHT. 141 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:27,956 SANTA HEARD THAT TOO. 142 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:36,896 - HEY, MOM. - HEY. 143 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,167 WHAT YOU DOIN'? 144 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,929 WELDING. 145 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,413 GOOD GOOD. 146 00:06:46,977 --> 00:06:50,777 SO, LISTEN, I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT PRESENT TO GET FOR DAD. 147 00:06:50,781 --> 00:06:54,521 AND I DON'T WANT TO GET HIM THE SAME THING YOU DID. 148 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,415 WHAT DID YOU GET HIM AGAIN? 149 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,616 DID YOUR DAD SEND YOU DOWN HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT I GOT HIM? 150 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,551 I'M NOT PREPARED FOR ANY FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS. 151 00:07:04,895 --> 00:07:06,955 I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I GOT HIM. 152 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:09,697 THEN I WON'T ASK AGAIN. 153 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,430 AM I STILL YOUR FAVORITE? 154 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,672 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 155 00:07:14,665 --> 00:07:16,165 YES! 156 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:19,466 WELL, THEN I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO YOUR WELDING. 157 00:07:21,812 --> 00:07:23,712 GOOD NEWS, GUYS. 158 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,454 YOU FOUND OUT WHAT YOUR MOM'S GETTING ME? 159 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,115 NO, BUT I CONFIRMED I'M HER FAVORITE. 160 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,950 WELL, THERE YOU GO. 161 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,792 GONNA FAIL CHRISTMAS AGAIN. 162 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:37,055 MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 163 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:40,027 YOU ALREADY BOUGHT MOM A GIFT, RIGHT? 164 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:42,490 AND I'M GUESSING IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE SLOCKS AREA? 165 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:48,744 ACTUALLY, I GOT HER A VERY SPECIAL FOAM RUG FOR THE KITCHEN. 166 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:53,471 SOMETHING SHE CAN STAND ON WHEN SHE'S DOING THE DISHES. 167 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,183 IT'S CALLED THE FOOT CUSH. 168 00:07:56,677 --> 00:08:00,777 OH, SO YOU WANT THE SLOCKS TO SEEM LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 169 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:06,523 WOW, DAD, YOU SET THE BAR SO LOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT UNDER IT. 170 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,118 GOOD ONE. 171 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:10,889 THANK YOU. I LIKE YOURS TOO. 172 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,891 GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO BE THOUGHTFUL. 173 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,033 LOOK, YOUR MOM SAW A FOOT CUSHION IN A STORE ONCE 174 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:16,725 AND SHE SAID SHE MIGHT LIKE ONE. 175 00:08:16,727 --> 00:08:19,227 ALL RIGHT, SO THE POINT IS YOU GOT THE CHEAP GIFT COVERED. 176 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:21,529 NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY MOM A NICE GIFT. 177 00:08:21,532 --> 00:08:24,002 BUY HER TWO GIFTS? 178 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,114 EXACTLY. THEN HIDE THEM IN DIFFERENT PLACES 179 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,776 AND AFTER YOU OPEN MOM'S GIFT TO YOU, 180 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:29,608 YOU'LL KNOW WHICH ONE TO GIVE HER. 181 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,540 GABE! THAT'S GENIUS. 182 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,212 EH? 183 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,693 THERE YOU GO. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 184 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:40,187 THIS WHOLE FAVORITE THING IS STARTING TO LOSE ALL MEANING. 185 00:08:46,196 --> 00:08:49,196 YES. WE'RE NEXT, CHARLIE. 186 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:50,859 Spencer: TEDDY, LOOK. 187 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,831 Teddy: BACK IN ONE HOUR?! 188 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,973 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 189 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,605 SORRY, MISSY, I GET A ONE HOUR BREAK EVERY FOUR HOURS I WORK. 190 00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:58,738 UNION RULES. 191 00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,769 WHAT UNION? 192 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,140 H.A.G.-- 193 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,241 THE HOLIDAY ACTORS GUILD. 194 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,583 NO NO, WAIT. COME ON, COME ON. 195 00:09:05,576 --> 00:09:07,816 LOOK, WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWO HOURS. 196 00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:09,848 OKAY, WE'RE HUNGRY, WE'RE TIRED... 197 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,120 TAKE IT UP WITH H.A.G. 198 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:12,921 NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY. 199 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,323 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, SANTA. 200 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:15,994 TRY AND STOP ME. 201 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,558 HA HA HA! 202 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,059 WHOOPS! 203 00:09:26,236 --> 00:09:27,566 OH, TEDDY. 204 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,040 - ( crashing ) - YES! 205 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:35,314 LET'S GET THE PICTURE. 206 00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:37,105 HERE, I'LL HOLD SANTA'S ARMS DOWN. 207 00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:39,707 STEP AWAY FROM THE FAT MAN. 208 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,081 WELL WELL WELL. 209 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,163 IF IT ISN'T TEDDY DUNCAN. 210 00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,285 HOWDY, SHERIFF. 211 00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:51,719 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 212 00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:56,774 YOU REDECORATED. PLACE LOOKS GOOD. 213 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,998 WE TRY TO GIVE IT A HOLIDAY FEEL. 214 00:10:05,976 --> 00:10:07,336 HEY, HONEY. 215 00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:09,077 OH, BOB? 216 00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:12,779 I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT GOING TO SING "DECK THE HALLS" AT THE TALENT SHOW. 217 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,083 REALLY? 218 00:10:14,084 --> 00:10:16,094 OH, THANK YOU. 219 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:19,616 THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE HIGH ROAD AND KEEPING THE PEACE. 220 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:23,251 I'M GOING TO DO AN IMPRESSION INSTEAD. 221 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,304 - AN IMPRESSION? - MMM. 222 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,396 OF A FAMILY MEMBER. 223 00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:29,627 CAN YOU GUESS WHO? 224 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,299 ( breathing hard ) "I FLEW ALL THE WAY IN FROM PHOENIX 225 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:34,712 AND WHATNOT. 226 00:10:34,705 --> 00:10:38,235 AND, OH OH! BOBBY IS SO MUSCLEY 227 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,208 AND WHATNOT." 228 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:42,370 OH. HEY, MOM. 229 00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:44,272 UM, HOW MUCH DID YOU HEAR? 230 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,084 I DIDN'T HEAR A THING. 231 00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:48,776 I-- I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE DECIDED 232 00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:52,249 TO LET AMY SING "DECK THE HALLS" THIS YEAR. 233 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:56,332 WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. 234 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:59,326 INSTEAD I'M GOING TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF A FAMILY MEMBER. 235 00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,089 OH. 236 00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:02,991 CAN YOU GUESS WHO? 237 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:05,203 "MY HOUSE IS DIRTY. 238 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:07,335 BA-BAM! 239 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,367 I CAN'T EVEN HANG A WREATH. 240 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,739 BA-BAM!" 241 00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:12,901 - WHATNOT. - BA-BAM! 242 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:14,273 - WHATNOT! - BA-BAM! 243 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,814 OH, COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD IT WITH THE TWO OF YOU. 244 00:11:16,807 --> 00:11:19,077 FORGET IT. TALENT SHOW IS CANCELED. 245 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,710 WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? 246 00:11:21,712 --> 00:11:23,052 YOU GAVE BIRTH TO HIM. 247 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:25,063 WELL, YOU MARRIED HIM. BA-BAM! 248 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:40,095 SO LAST YEAR, YOU TACKLED THE SUPER ADVENTURE LAND MAYOR. 249 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,100 TODAY YOU BOWLED OVER SANTA CLAUS. WHAT'S NEXT? 250 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,843 YOU GONNA HARPOON THE EASTER BUNNY? 251 00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:50,076 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T MADE MY PLANS YET FOR EASTER. 252 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,212 HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO STAY IN HERE? 253 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,094 YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE TILL WE HAVE A TRIAL. 254 00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:58,146 CAN'T HAVE A TRIAL TILL THE JUDGE GETS HERE. 255 00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:00,188 WELL, WHEN WILL THAT BE? 256 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:06,132 SUPER ADVENTURE LAND CHRISTMAS COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. 257 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,856 SANTA? 258 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:11,958 THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO BE SPENDING MY BREAK. 259 00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:14,262 TEDDY DUNCAN, YOU MAY APPROACH THE BENCH. 260 00:12:14,264 --> 00:12:16,014 FINALLY. 261 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,469 IN THE CASE OF KRINGLE VERSUS DUNCAN, 262 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:24,881 YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT WITH A SNOWMAN HEAD. 263 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,015 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 264 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:27,276 NOT GUILTY 265 00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:31,147 BY REASON OF BEING... 266 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,781 NOT GUILTY. 267 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:35,994 ALL RIGHT, SANTA. IN YOUR OWN WORDS, 268 00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:37,826 TELL US EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 269 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,028 WELL, I WAS TAKING MY H.A.G.-MANDATED BREAK 270 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:41,930 AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME. 271 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:43,962 ASK HIM. HE SAW THE WHOLE THING. 272 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,144 UH, YOUR HONOR, I HAVE TO RECUSE MYSELF. 273 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:49,436 I'M IN A VERY HAPPY AND COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DEFENDANT. 274 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:52,169 OOH, SWEETIE. 275 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,152 THANK YOU, SWEETIE, YOU ARE RECUSED. 276 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:59,446 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR FROM THE DEFENSE. 277 00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:01,449 YOUR HONOR, IF I MAY, 278 00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:05,191 CHRISTMAS IS THE MOST MAGICAL TIME OF YEAR. 279 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,015 AND WHO LOVES IT MORE THAN ANYONE? 280 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:11,189 THE CHILDREN. 281 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,491 AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE ONE CHILD HAPPY. 282 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:17,903 SO IF THAT'S A CRIME, WELL, THEN CALL ME A CRIMINAL. 283 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,068 OR DON'T. YOU KNOW, WHATEVER GETS ME OUT OF HERE FASTER. 284 00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:24,571 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. I'M READY TO RULE. 285 00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:27,084 MY VERDICT IS GUILTY. 286 00:13:27,077 --> 00:13:28,237 YES! 287 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,378 YOU'RE GUILTY. 288 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,079 ME? 289 00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:33,211 I'M-- I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE. 290 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,523 I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU, CARL. 291 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:39,085 IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 292 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:42,149 I SENTENCE YOU TO ONE PICTURE WITH THIS LITTLE GIRL. 293 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:45,303 THANK YOU, SHERIFF. 294 00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:47,125 YAY. 295 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,957 ( laughs ) 296 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,162 JOLLY IT UP, CARL. 297 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,481 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 298 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,975 WHAT YOU DOIN'? 299 00:14:11,221 --> 00:14:12,481 OH. 300 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,332 OH, HE'S SUCH A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL. 301 00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,985 HE SURE IS. 302 00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:18,887 IT'S TOO BAD HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS 303 00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,489 HAS ALL THIS FIGHTING AND UNPLEASANTNESS. 304 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:23,091 I KNOW. 305 00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:26,074 I HAVE A SOLUTION. 306 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,896 I'LL HELP YOU PACK. 307 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:33,169 I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT WE SHOULD SING "DECK THE HALLS" TOGETHER. 308 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,403 YOU MEAN AS A DUET? 309 00:14:34,404 --> 00:14:38,084 YES. SO, LET'S DU-ET. 310 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,088 ( all cheering ) 311 00:14:53,323 --> 00:14:56,303 YEAH! LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREAT BOBBINI 312 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,566 AND HIS ASSISTANT CHARLIE! 313 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:00,098 ( all cheering ) 314 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,630 OKAY, QUICK QUESTION FOR BOBBINI. 315 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:06,483 THAT DOVE YOU MADE DISAPPEAR? WHERE IS IT? 316 00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:09,106 OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY. WE'LL FIND IT LATER... 317 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,039 HOPEFULLY. 318 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:15,322 OKAY, WELL, UP NEXT, THE MUSICAL STYLINGS 319 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,345 OF GRANDMA AND MOM. 320 00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,292 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 321 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:26,934 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 322 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,396 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 323 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,929 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 324 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,161 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 325 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,614 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 326 00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:39,266 ♪ TROLL THE ANCIENT YULETIDE CAROL ♪ 327 00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,709 Both: ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 328 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:44,271 ♪ SEE THE BLAZING YULE BEFORE US ♪ 329 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,284 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 330 00:15:46,276 --> 00:15:47,516 - ♪ STRIKE THE HARP... ♪ - OW! 331 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:49,077 ♪ AND JOIN THE CHORUS ♪ 332 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:51,179 Both: ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 333 00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:54,051 ♪ FOLLOW ME IN MERRY MEASURE ♪ 334 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,094 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 335 00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,186 ♪ WHILE I TELL OF YULETIDE TREASURE ♪ 336 00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:00,058 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 337 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:04,690 ♪ LA LA LA LA! ♪ 338 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:15,311 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT-- GRANDMA AND MOM WORKING TOGETHER 339 00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:19,075 FOR THE FIRST AND PROBABLY THE LAST TIME. 340 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:23,409 OKAY, NEXT WE HAVE PJ AND GABE DOING-- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 341 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:27,023 AN EXERCISE IN IMPROVISATIONAL THEATER. 342 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:29,687 THAT'S RIGHT. IMPROV AT ITS FINEST, PEOPLE. 343 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,119 WE ARE LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE. 344 00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:34,422 WE NEED AN OCCUPATION AND AN OBJECT. 345 00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:35,604 A LAWYER AND A ROCK. 346 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,395 HAS TO BE A COP AND A BANANA. 347 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,128 A COP AND A BANANA. 348 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,400 EXCELLENT SUGGESTION. 349 00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:47,284 OH, HERE I AM BEING A COP. 350 00:16:47,277 --> 00:16:49,377 OOH, LOOK AT THAT. 351 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,139 A BANANA. 352 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:55,422 NOW I'M PEELING THE BANANA. 353 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,215 HEY, I'M A CRIMINAL. GIVE ME THAT BANANA. 354 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,118 NO, IT'S MY BANANA. 355 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,120 AND SCENE. 356 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:06,763 ( scattered applause ) 357 00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:10,196 OKAY, NOW SPENCER AND I ARE GOING TO SING 358 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,800 A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG FOR YOU. 359 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:13,131 HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 360 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,244 ( playing slow melody ) 361 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:25,250 ♪ I HEAR CHURCH BELLS A'RINGING ♪ 362 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,275 ♪ CAROLERS ARE SINGING ♪ 363 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:30,817 ♪ HARMONY WITH ME NOW ♪ 364 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:35,690 ♪ YOU ARE LOOKING SO LOVELY, YEAH ♪ 365 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:40,185 ♪ EVEN IF THE LIGHTS GO OUT ♪ 366 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:43,290 ♪ WE'VE GOT MISTLETOE ♪ 367 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:46,303 ♪ AND FIRELIGHT ♪ 368 00:17:46,296 --> 00:17:51,636 ♪ ON THIS COLD DECEMBER NIGHT ♪ 369 00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:56,511 ♪ THE SNOW OUTSIDE WILL SET THE MOOD ♪ 370 00:17:56,506 --> 00:18:01,246 ♪ AS I SING MY SONG FOR YOU. ♪ 371 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,689 MERRY FIRST CHRISTMAS, TOBY. 372 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,391 ( gurgling ) 373 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,204 YAY. 374 00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,099 FOR GABE. 375 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,100 OKAY. MERRY CHRISTMAS, GABE. 376 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,282 HEY, HEADPHONES! THANKS, GUYS. 377 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,135 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN IT? YOU HAVEN'T OPENED IT YET. 378 00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:30,408 OH, RIGHT. 379 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,710 HEY, HEADPHONES. THANKS, GUYS. 380 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,854 OKAY, WHERE ARE MOM'S PRESENTS? 381 00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:39,416 EXPENSIVE ONE'S UNDER THE RED TREE, 382 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,289 CHEAP ONE'S BEHIND MY CHAIR. 383 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,302 OKAY, HONEY, TIME FOR YOU AND I TO EXCHANGE PRESENTS. 384 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,195 BUT I WANT MINE FIRST. 385 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:49,127 WELL, HANG ON THERE, TIGER. 386 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,258 EASY EASY. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. 387 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,902 ( struggling ) OH, MY GOODNESS! 388 00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:55,673 WHOA. 389 00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:57,365 ( laughs ) 390 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,170 BIG BOX, SMALL PRESENT. 391 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:06,583 MAMA AMES'S CHRISTMAS FAKE-OUT. WHOO WHOO! 392 00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,146 WHAT IS IT? 393 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,377 I BOUGHT YOU YOUR VERY OWN STAR. 394 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,380 All: NICE! OOH! 395 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:15,862 IT'S RECORDED IN THE INTERNATIONAL STAR REGISTRY AND EVERYTHING. 396 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,255 I ALMOST BOUGHT HIM A PLANET. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN UGLY. 397 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,789 WOW. THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 398 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,232 HEY, MOM, CHECK IT OUT. 399 00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:26,944 EH. 400 00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:28,836 OKAY, WHERE'S MY PRESENT? 401 00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:32,268 UH, HANG ON. STILL-- STILL LOVING MY PRESENT, 402 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,542 WHICH MUST HAVE COST YOU A PRETTY PENNY, YES? 403 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:36,554 DAD, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 404 00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:38,206 CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON THAT. 405 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,748 YES. 406 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,209 BUT IF YOU COULD-- 407 00:19:41,211 --> 00:19:43,881 STILL WAITING FOR MY PRESENT. 408 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,963 OKAY, UM... 409 00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:48,215 UH... 410 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,720 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 411 00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:54,322 THERE WE GO. 412 00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:56,404 OOH! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 413 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,296 ( gasps ) OH. 414 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,768 IT'S A BRACELET. 415 00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:03,300 OH, BOB, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 416 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,813 BUT YOU MUST HAVE SPENT 10 TIMES WHAT I SPENT. 417 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,435 OH, NOW WE'RE GONNA TALK PRICES. 418 00:20:09,439 --> 00:20:11,939 WELL, HONEY, I JUST-- 419 00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:16,691 I'M VERY THANKFUL, I JUST-- I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO SPEND VERY MUCH. 420 00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:19,916 MAYBE YOU'LL FIND OUR GIFT A LITTLE MORE APPROPRIATE. 421 00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:23,451 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- YOU CAN'T-- 422 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,955 THIS IS FROM ME AND PJ! 423 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:29,456 OH, MY GOODNESS! A FOOT CUSH? 424 00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:30,899 YEAH. 425 00:20:32,262 --> 00:20:33,962 HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW? 426 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:35,613 SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS! 427 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:38,835 I HAVE BEEN WANTING ONE OF THESE FOREVER. 428 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,508 OH, MY GOSH. I MENTIONED IT TO YOUR FATHER ONCE, 429 00:20:41,511 --> 00:20:44,471 BUT I GUESS HE WASN'T LISTENING. 430 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:46,024 WE LISTEN, MOM. 431 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:48,615 BECAUSE WE CARE. 432 00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:51,018 OKAY, TIME FOR OUR CHRISTMAS PICTURE. 433 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,720 All: OKAY. LET'S DO IT, GUYS. COME ON. 434 00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:57,034 HEY, BUDDY. 435 00:20:57,026 --> 00:20:59,626 HEY. 436 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:02,329 OH, UP WE GO. 437 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:04,692 HEY, BUDDY. 438 00:21:04,694 --> 00:21:07,644 SWEETHEART, OH! 439 00:21:07,637 --> 00:21:10,637 DOVE AT 10:00! 440 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,970 All: AHH! 441 00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:20,979 Hey, Charlie. 442 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,550 Well, you finally got your first picture with Santa Claus. 443 00:21:24,554 --> 00:21:26,564 It was a day to remember. 444 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:30,316 Although I hope you forget the part about me attacking Santa Claus 445 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,390 and then going to jail. 446 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,933 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. 447 00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:39,366 ( rewinding ) 448 00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:42,699 Hey, Charlie. So you finally got your first picture with Santa Claus 449 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,482 that I'm mentioning for the very first time. 450 00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:48,075 Hey, any chance I could say "Good luck, Charlie"? 451 00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,307 I've never said it before. 452 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,609 Oh, yeah. Sure, of course. 453 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,881 - Good luck, Charlie. - Hey! 454 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,353 Ba-bam! 455 00:21:58,087 --> 00:22:00,347 ( rewinding ) 456 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,990 Hey. You got your first picture with Santa. 457 00:22:02,992 --> 00:22:04,692 Good luck, Charlie. 458 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,428 ( doorbell rings ) 459 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,763 ( gasps ) 460 00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:19,406 SNOWY THE SNOWMAN, REGISTERED TRADEMARK 461 00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:21,409 OF SUPER ADVENTURE LAND, INCORPORATED? 462 00:22:21,411 --> 00:22:22,841 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 463 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,884 MY HEAD'S FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING. 464 00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:32,517 OH, ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE I USED YOUR HEAD AS A BOWLING BALL? 465 00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:34,122 LITTLE BIT. 466 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,955 LOOK, I'M-- I'M REALLY SORRY. 467 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,027 COME ON IN. 468 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:43,892 HEY, HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 469 00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:44,993 HOW ABOUT SOME COOKIES? 470 00:22:44,994 --> 00:22:47,004 I COULD EAT. 471 00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:49,866 GREAT. ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 472 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,669 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 473 00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:55,583 OKAY, SO GREAT NEWS. 474 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:59,705 WE'VE GOT CHOCOLATE CHIP, PEANUT BUTTER-- YEEE! 475 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:02,950 OH! 476 00:23:02,952 --> 00:23:04,952 SNOWY, NO! 477 00:23:04,954 --> 00:23:08,494 Snowy: I'M HAVING A BAD DAY. 33834

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