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OKAY, EVERYBODY.
LISTEN UP.
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NOW THAT WE HAVE
THE NEW BABY,
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THE DUNCAN'S ARE NOT
GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO
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OUR SUMMER VACATION...
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- YAY!
- YES!
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( grunts )
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LIKE WE USUALLY DO.
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THERE'S ALWAYS MORE.
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WHY IS THERE
ALWAYS MORE?
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SO, THE PLAN IS
TO HEAD UP
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TO THE MOUNTAINS
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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DAD GOT
A GREAT DEAL.
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- OH, NO.
- THIS IS BAD.
- THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
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OKAY, I KNOW
I GOT A REPUTATION
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FOR FINDING
LESS THAN STELLAR
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ACCOMMODATIONS.
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BUT THIS TIME,
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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WE'RE GONNA BE STAYING
IN A BEAUTIFUL, RUSTIC CABIN
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ON, UH...
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DEAD MAN'S LAKE.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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HMM? UM...
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( burbling )
DEAD MAN'S LAKE.
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ARE-- ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY
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DEAD MAN'S LAKE?
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I'M TRYING NOT TO,
ACTUALLY.
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OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
ONCE YOU GET PAST THE NAME,
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THE PLACE IS AMAZING.
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DEAD MAN'S LAKE?
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WHAT, ARE WE GONNA
CATCH SOME DEAD FISH,
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OR HIKE THROUGH
SOME DEAD TREES?
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( laughs )
YEAH.
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CLIMB ON SOME
DEAD ROCKS.
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OR LIVE ROCKS,
WHATEVER.
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NOW THAT I
THINK ABOUT IT,
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THAT SOUNDS
REALLY NICE.
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AND I FOR ONE,
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AM LOOKING FORWARD
TO SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME
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WITH MY FAMILY.
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WE MADE A LOT
OF KIDS, BOB.
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THAT ONE
TURNED OUT GOOD.
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IVY, HI. OKAY,
SO LISTEN UP.
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BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE
THIS WEEKEND.
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MY FAMILY'S GOING AWAY
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AND I'M GOING TO PRETEND
TO BE SICK.
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SO GET THE WORD OUT
THAT...
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THE DUNCAN FAMILY
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IS GOING ON
A SUMMER VACATION.
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( chuckling )
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IT WAS IVY.
I WAS TELLING HER
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ABOUT THE BIG TRIP.
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HONEY, THANK YOU
FOR WHAT YOU SAID IN THERE.
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THAT WAS VERY SWEET.
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YEAH, WELL,
IT NEEDED TO BE SAID.
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( coughing )
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ARE YOU COMING DOWN
WITH SOMETHING?
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OH, NO. IT'S JUST
A LITTLE TICKLE.
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I'M SURE I WILL
BE FINE FOR THE WEEKEND.
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FAMILY FUN!
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YAY! ( coughs )
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OH. THERE
IT IS AGAIN.
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES *
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* "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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OKAY.
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SO, I THINK WE HAVE
ALL THE ESSENTIALS.
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WATER BOTTLES,
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SUN SCREEN,
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BUG REPELLANT.
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LAPTOP,
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HANDHELD,
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GAME CONTROLLER.
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GUYS. WE'RE ONLY GOING
FOR THREE DAYS.
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THREE DAYS?
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
MORE GAMES.
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HONEY, WHERE'S TEDDY?
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HERE I AM.
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TEDDY, ARE YOU SICK?
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YES, AND I WAS SO
LOOKING FORWARD TO--
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( coughs )
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FAMILY VACATION
FUN TIME.
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OH.
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BOB, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
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CANCEL THE TRIP?
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OH, NO, NO.
YOU GUYS GO.
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IVY CAN COME
AND STAY WITH ME,
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AND MRS. DABNEY'S
RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
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I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.
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PLUS, I WOULD HATE
TO GET THE BABY SICK.
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THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
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ISN'T IT?
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HEY, WE CAN
KEEP AN EYE ON HER
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WITH THE HOME
MONITORING SYSTEM.
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WITH-- WITH THE--
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WITH THE WHAT NOW?
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LAST WEEK I DID
A PEST CONTROL JOB
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FOR A HOME SECURITY
COMPANY.
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THEY GAVE ME
A SYSTEM FOR FREE.
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LOOK.
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GOT A CAMERA
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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SO IT'S ON
ALL THE TIME?
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24-7.
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SO, WHILE WE'RE
IN THE MOUNTAINS,
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WE CAN WATCH THE FEED
THROUGH MOM'S COMPUTER.
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AND KEEP AN EYE
ON YOU.
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YAY.
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HEY. GUYS,
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COME ON, LET'S GO!
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BYE-BYE, TOBY.
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CHARLIE, HONEY,
THE BABY'S COMING WITH US.
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OH, NUTS.
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UM, WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO SAY THAT?
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OH, HONEY, BABY
NEEDS A CHANGE.
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OH, NUTS.
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SO THAT'S IT
OVER THERE, HUH?
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Teddy: YUP.
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OUR NEW SECURITY SYSTEM,
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ALSO KNOWN AS
THE PARTY KILLER 9,000.
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WHY 9,000?
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IT'S FUNNIER
WITH A NUMBER.
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( chuckles )
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IS IT?
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SO, WILL YOUR PARENTS
BE ABLE TO HEAR US?
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NO, THERE'S NO SOUND.
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THEY'LL JUST
BE ABLE TO SEE US.
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THEN I GUESS WE GOTTA
CANCEL THE PARTY.
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WRONG.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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( doorbell rings )
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AND HE'S
RIGHT ON TIME.
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VICTOR.
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COME ON IN.
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IVY, YOU KNOW VICTOR.
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PRESIDENT OF SOUTH HIGH'S
AUDIO VISUAL CLUB.
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THANK YOU FOR USING
MY FULL TITLE.
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I DON'T ALWAYS GET
THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
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THIS IS YOUR PLAN?
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VICTOR THE LOSER?
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IT'S PRONOUNCED
DELESEUR.
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VICTOR, I WANTED
TO INVITE YOU
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TO A PARTY TONIGHT.
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SO, YOU, UH,
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FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT
DUMB JOCK, SPENCER?
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NO. HE'S JUST
OUT OF TOWN.
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OH, PLEASE DON'T
TELL HIM I SAID THAT.
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( sighs )
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LOOK, VICTOR.
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WE NEED SOME
AUDIO VISUAL HELP.
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CAMERAS?
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( laughs )
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DO I KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CAMERAS?
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OH MAHN DORE TOOL-EE-ELL LAY?
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OH, WELL, THAT'S ELVISH FOR
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"FROM WHAT LAND
DO YOU COME"?
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ELVISH?
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I SLIP INTO IT
WHEN I'M EXCITED.
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WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
IS I KNOW EVERYTHING
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ABOUT CAMERAS.
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NEXT TIME,
JUST SAY IT LIKE THAT.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WH-- WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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WELL, TO TELL MY MOTHER
THIS WASN'T A TRAP,
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AND SHE MAY PROCEED
BACK TO HOME.
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WOW.
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( "oohs" and "aahs" )
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I GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU, DAD.
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THIS PLACE
IS PRETTY NICE.
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OH. HOLD
THAT THOUGHT.
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SPOOKY PORTRAIT.
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WHO CARES ABOUT
A STUPID PICTURE?
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I THINK WE CAN
CALL THIS A WIN.
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YEP. THE EYES
FOLLOW YOU.
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WELL, I THINK
IT'S VERY NICE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
CHARLIE?
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WHY IS TOBY HERE?
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OKAY, YOU REALLY
GOTTA LET THAT GO.
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COME ON, LET'S GO
CHECK OUT YOUR ROOM.
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COME ON.
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WELL, AS LONG AS
THE PICTURE'S
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THE ONLY SPOOKY THING
ABOUT THE PLACE,
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I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
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- AFTERNOON.
- ( yelling )
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WHO ARE YOU?
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NAME'S WILLARD.
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I'M THE CARETAKER.
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BEEN WORKING HERE
30-ODD YEARS.
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AND THEY HAVE
BEEN ODD.
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OKAY.
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WELL, WE'RE THE DUNCANS.
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UM...
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WE'RE RENTING
THE PLACE.
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OH, SURPRISED TO HEAR
THEY'RE STILL RENTING IT OUT
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AFTER THE...
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INCIDENT.
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INCIDENT?
WHAT INCIDENT?
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I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
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COULD YOU
AT LEAST TELL ME
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WHAT KIND OF
INCIDENT IT WAS?
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HAPPY INCIDENT,
FUN INCIDENT?
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WELL, I'D BETTER
BE GOING.
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WAIT, WAIT.
BEFORE YOU GO, UH,
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS GUY?
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SURE I DO.
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THAT'S COMMODORE
ELIJAH T. DEADMAN.
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THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED
DEAD MAN'S LAKE.
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- OH.
- ACTUALLY, NO RELATION.
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WELL, ENJOY
YOUR STAY...
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IF YOU CAN.
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IF YOU CAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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IF YOU CAN?
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YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENSE.
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HERE.
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THIS MIGHT HELP.
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A COUPON FOR
DEAD MAN'S MASSAGE?
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UNFORTUNATE NAME.
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GREAT VALUE.
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( drawers open )
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GABE?
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- YEAH?
- STOP MESSING
WITH ME.
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STOP? I HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
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YOU MADE ALL
THE DRAWERS POP OPEN.
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WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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DID THE DRAWERS
HURT YOU IN ANY WAY?
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NO.
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WERE YOU HUMILIATED?
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NO.
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT MY WORK?
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( coughing )
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( sneezes )
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OKAY. GOOD
FAKE SNEEZE.
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NOW CHECK
YOUR TEMPERATURE.
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YOU'VE GOT A FEVER.
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00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,147
SHOW ME
SOME CONCERN!
250
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,878
OH!
251
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,353
AAH!
252
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,751
OOH!
253
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,853
WHOO!
254
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,715
YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BURST INTO FLAMES.
255
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,392
JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT
MORE INTERESTING.
256
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,763
NO. WE DON'T WANT IT
TO BE INTERESTING.
257
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,633
WE'RE CREATING BORING
FOOTAGE OF YOU BEING SICK.
258
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,163
THEN I'LL INSERT IT
INTO THE VIDEO FEED,
259
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,367
AND THAT'S WHAT
YOUR PARENTS WILL SEE
260
00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,768
WHILE WE'RE PARTYING.
261
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,168
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
VICTOR.
262
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,042
( clears throat )
EXCUSE ME?
263
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,371
( sighs )
264
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,705
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
MR. PRESIDENT.
265
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,779
OKAY, IVY.
YOU'RE ON.
266
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:11,811
OKAY.
267
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,682
NOW TASTE IT.
268
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,690
MM!
269
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,119
MM-MM!
270
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,193
YOU LOVE THE SOUP,
271
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,661
YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE
WITH THE SOUP.
272
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,991
DON'T WE HAVE
ENOUGH VIDEO?
273
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,055
AND CUT.
274
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,426
OKAY. QUESTION
ABOUT THE PARTY.
275
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,873
WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS
AT A PARTY?
276
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,672
WELL, HAVEN'T YOU
EVER BEEN TO ONE?
277
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:37,774
NOPE.
278
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,805
ALTHOUGH, THE MEETINGS
OF THE AV CLUB
279
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,110
CAN BE QUITE
RAMBUNCTIOUS.
280
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,710
ON TIME, GARY'S MOTHER
MADE POPCORN! ( laughs )
281
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,349
YOU KNOW, T,
282
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,953
AT SOME POINT,
WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES,
283
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,987
IS IT WORTH IT?
284
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,243
CHARLIE, YOU
CAUGHT A FISH!
285
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,868
THIS IS DADDY'S.
286
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,871
THAT ONE'S MINE.
287
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,080
SHE'S CONFUSED.
288
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,781
NO, I'M NOT.
289
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,454
OKAY.
290
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,282
WHY DON'T YOU
RUN ALONG NOW, OKAY?
291
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,894
SO, WHAT YOU
BEEN UP TO, HON?
292
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,822
WELL, TOBY'S IN
THE MIDDLE OF A LONG NAP,
293
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,088
AND I HAVE BEEN
ENJOYING THIS NOVEL.
294
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,796
BREATHLESS ETERNITY?
295
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,196
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
296
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,930
SOME HUNKY GUY
WHO LOST HIS SHIRT.
297
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,938
SO, HOW'S TEDDY
BEEN DOING?
298
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,040
LET'S FIND OUT.
299
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,184
( typing )
300
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,042
Amy: OH, POOR GIRL.
301
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,078
SHE LOOKS MISERABLE.
302
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,880
( dance music playing )
303
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,875
YEAH, UH-HUH!
304
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,147
WOO! YEAH!
305
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,816
YEAH! I FEEL LIKE
VICTOR DA WINNER!
306
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,049
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
307
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,320
PUTTING TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER.
308
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,018
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
WORKING ON IT?
309
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,893
THE SPOOKY PORTRAIT,
310
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,162
THE DRAWERS THAT OPEN
BY THEMSELVES,
311
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,859
THE FREAKY CARETAKER...
312
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:39,659
DON'T LAUGH AT ME,
313
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,092
BUT I THINK
THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED.
314
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,958
( creepy laughter )
315
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,927
DUDE! I SAID
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
316
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,537
THAT WASN'T ME.
317
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,809
WHEN I LAUGH AT YOU,
IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS.
318
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,009
( laughs )
319
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,010
RIGHT?
320
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,211
SO WHO WAS THAT?
321
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,852
I DON'T KNOW.
322
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,848
MAYBE IT'S
JUST THE WIND.
323
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,079
- ( scoffs )
- ALL RIGHT?
324
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:00,913
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
325
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,818
IF WE BUILD A NICE,
CHEERFUL FIRE.
326
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,621
FIRE'S GOOD.
327
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,191
FIRE WILL WARD OFF
EVIL SPIRITS.
328
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,189
- RIGHT.
- PLUS WE CAN
MAKE S'MORES.
329
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,130
HEY, HAND ME
THAT OLD NEWSPAPER.
330
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,089
LOOK AT THIS.
331
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,927
"MURDERS AT LOCAL HOUSE."
332
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,874
IT'S-- IT'S--
IT'S THIS HOUSE.
333
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:19,999
THERE WERE MURDERS HERE.
334
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,003
( thunder )
335
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,066
GIVE ME THAT.
336
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,373
"THE SHERIFF MADE
A GRUESOME DISCOVERY TODAY
337
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,837
WHEN THE BODIES
OF A VACATIONING COUPLE
338
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,847
WERE FOUND AT A CABIN
ON DEAD MAN'S LAKE."
339
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,049
I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG
340
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,150
WITH THIS HOUSE.
341
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,221
IT'S A MURDER HOUSE.
342
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,278
THANK YOU, DAD.
343
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,047
JUST CALM DOWN.
344
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,956
JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS
A MURDER HERE BEFORE,
345
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,619
DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S
GONNA BE MORE.
346
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,616
( thunder )
347
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,857
TELL HIM THAT.
348
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,429
( screaming )
349
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,341
( screaming )
350
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,910
PJ, GABE.
351
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,209
IT KNOWS OUR NAMES!
352
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,005
IT'S DAD!
THE MURDERER'S DAD!
353
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:04,954
( whimpers )
354
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,118
HEY, WHAT THE HECK
IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
355
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,146
I'M JUST CHOPPING
SOME FIREWOOD.
356
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,094
DAD, THERE WERE MURDERS
IN THIS HOUSE.
357
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,090
- ( groans )
- LOOK AT THE NEWSPAPER.
358
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,091
WHERE'S THE PAPER?
359
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,292
THE NEWSPAPER'S GONE!
360
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,133
THE NEWSPAPER'S--
OH, THERE IT IS.
361
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,026
WOULD YOU PLEASE
CALM DOWN?
362
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,362
THERE IS NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.
363
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,197
- EVENING.
- ( yelling )
364
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:30,143
JEEZ! YOU'VE GOT
TO STOP DOING THAT.
365
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:34,070
JUST CAME TO CHECK AND SEE
IF YOU WERE STILL HERE.
366
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,277
WHY WOULDN'T WE BE?
367
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,378
NO REASON.
368
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,010
GOODNIGHT, NOW.
369
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,176
WAIT.
370
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,313
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS?
371
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,218
THE MURDERS?
372
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,950
YEAH. THEY WERE
NEVER SOLVED.
373
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,186
MOST PEOPLE UP HERE
THINK THE KILLER WAS...
374
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,121
( thunder )
375
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,317
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
376
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,128
YOU NEVER
SAY ENOUGH.
377
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,000
PLEASE, FINISH
YOUR SENTENCES.
378
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,227
SOME FOLKS THINK THE KILLER
IS THE ANGRY SPIRIT
379
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:03,196
OF COMMODORE
ELIJAH T. DEADMAN.
380
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,406
( thunder )
381
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,211
OF COURSE OTHER FOLKS
HAVE A DIFFERENT THEORY.
382
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,053
OKAY. WHAT'S THAT?
383
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:12,949
THAT IT'S ME.
384
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,520
- ( creepy laughter)
- ( thunder )
385
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,430
WELL, SHAGGY
AND SCOOBY
386
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,158
ARE CONVINCED
THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED
387
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,004
BY A KILLER GHOST.
388
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,427
BOB, COME HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
389
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,967
IVY'S GIVING TEDDY SOUP.
390
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,044
SO?
391
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,271
SO, SHE'S GIVEN
HER SOUP
392
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,266
THREE TIMES
IN THE LAST HOUR.
393
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,008
IT'S LIKE IT'S ON
A CONTINUOUS LOOP.
394
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,283
YOU THINK TEDDY'S
UP TO SOMETHING?
395
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,351
SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
396
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,019
I KNOW SHE'S
UP TO SOMETHING.
397
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,379
OF COURSE, SHE'S
YOUR DAUGHTER, TOO,
398
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,017
SO SHE SHOULDN'T
BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF.
399
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,460
HEY. TEDDY'S NOT
PICKING UP.
400
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,261
( phone beeps )
401
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,062
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
402
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,271
HI, MRS. DABNEY,
403
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,398
IT'S AMY DUNCAN.
404
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,503
NO, DON'T HANG UP.
405
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,107
( dance music playing )
406
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,240
( people chattering )
407
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,480
Teddy: SHH!
GUYS-- GUYS.
408
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,515
( music and chatter stop )
409
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,332
HI, MRS. DABNEY.
410
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,333
WHAT'S UP?
411
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,434
YOUR MOTHER CALLED
412
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,025
AND ASKED ME
TO CHECK ON YOU.
413
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,367
SAID YOU WERE SICK.
414
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,241
OH. ( coughs )
415
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,570
YEAH, I'VE GOT
A REALLY BAD COLD.
416
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,605
SO YOU PUT ON
A PARTY DRESS?
417
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,436
IT ALWAYS
CHEERS ME UP.
418
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,448
YOU KNOW WHAT
CHEERS ME UP?
419
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,621
BUSTING KIDS WHO LIE
TO THEIR PARENTS.
420
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,288
REALLY? THAT
CHEERS YOU UP?
421
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,420
WE ALL HAVE
OUR THINGS.
422
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,786
OKAY, MRS. DABNEY.
423
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,355
YOU GOT ME.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
424
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,104
LUCKY FOR YOU,
425
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,099
THERE'S ONE THING
I LIKE MORE
426
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,331
THAN BUSTING KIDS.
427
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,365
WHAT'S THAT?
428
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,430
GETTING MY PARTY ON.
429
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,467
( chuckles )
430
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,542
OKAY, SO...
431
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,810
IF I INVITE YOU
TO THE PARTY,
432
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,139
THIS STAYS
BETWEEN US?
433
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,484
YOU GOT A DEAL.
434
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,109
AH, COME ON IN.
435
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,184
LET ME CALL YOUR MOTHER
436
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,082
AND TELL HER
EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
437
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,084
THEN I'LL BE BACK.
438
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,345
OH, ONE QUESTION.
439
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,222
ARE KIDS THESE DAYS
STILL DOING "THE HUSTLE"?
440
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,351
WHAT'S THAT?
441
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,645
OOH. YOU ARE
IN FOR A TREAT.
442
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,358
WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH FOR CHECKING
443
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,426
MRS. DABNEY.
444
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,504
I'M SORRY TO HAVE
BOTHERED YOU.
445
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,303
( phone beeps )
446
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,365
I DON'T GET IT,
SHE SAID
447
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,472
TEDDY WAS LAYING
ON THE COUCH,
448
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,503
SICK AS A DOG.
449
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,438
THAT'S NICE.
450
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,382
HI, MOMMY.
451
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,405
MAY WE HELP YOU?
452
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,479
CHARLIE GOT SCARED,
453
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,386
AND THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE A GOOD IDEA
454
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,148
IF WE ALL CAME
AND SLEPT WITH YOU.
455
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,487
NO, I DIDN'T.
456
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,262
SHE'S EMBARRASSED.
457
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,373
OKAY, JUST FOR
A LITTLE WHILE.
458
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,396
( grunts )
459
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,403
( giggling )
460
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,344
( chuckles )
461
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,340
HEY!
462
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,871
WHY DO LITTLE KNEES
463
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,165
ALWAYS FIND THAT SPOT?
464
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,407
- OH.
- ( giggles )
465
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,442
( dance music playing )
466
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,877
IS THIS A GREAT PARTY
OR WHAT?
467
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,346
NO, REALLY.
I'M ASKING.
468
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,586
I HAVE NO FRAME
OF REFERENCE.
469
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,156
WHERE'S MRS. DABNEY?
470
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,262
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE
COMING OVER?
471
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,734
MAYBE SHE COULDN'T
FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR.
472
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,273
WHERE'S YOUR TURNTABLE?
473
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,305
I'M READY TO BOOGIE!
474
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:09,421
( creepy laughter )
475
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,218
OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT?
476
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,322
IT'S THE GHOST.
477
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,593
- OR THE KILLER.
- OR THE KILLER GHOST.
478
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,761
OR THE GHOST KILLER.
479
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,459
BOB, WAKE UP.
480
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,463
I'M UP!
481
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,434
I'M UP. I'M UP.
482
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,201
( creepy laughter )
483
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,474
BOB-- BOB, TURN ON
THE LIGHTS.
484
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,941
- ( flips switching )
- THEY DON'T WORK.
485
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,469
( thunder )
486
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,744
QUESTION.
487
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,472
WAS THAT WALL
DRIPPING RED OOZE
488
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,507
THIS AFTERNOON?
489
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,206
FOLLOW UP QUESTION,
490
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,191
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE
THE FLOATING CANDELABRA?
491
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,761
GET OUT!
492
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,730
GET OUT!
493
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,330
( screaming )
494
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,534
WHOA!
495
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,732
LAST SUMMER
IT WAS US.
496
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,338
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
( laughs )
497
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,242
( screaming )
498
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,335
- ( thunder )
- ( screaming )
499
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,548
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
500
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,449
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE...
501
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,522
WHEN YOU LEARN
YOU'RE ON "SCARY HOUSE."
502
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,462
( game show music playing )
503
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,719
WHAT'S GOING ON?
504
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,286
"SCARY HOUSE."
505
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,555
AMERICA'S FAVORITE
NEW REALITY SHOW.
506
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,304
WHERE WE TAKE
AN AVERAGE FAMILY,
507
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,799
AND CONVINCE THEM
THEY'RE STAYING
508
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,530
IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.
509
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,296
THIS WAS ALL
A PRANK?
510
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,396
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
511
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,007
YOU MADE US
LOOK LIKE FOOLS.
512
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,538
YOU PEOPLE
ARE DISGUSTING.
513
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,684
WE'RE GONNA BE
ON TV, YOU SAY?
514
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,694
Willard: When the Duncans
checked into "Scary House,"
515
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,820
they had no idea
what they were in for.
516
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,656
( laughs )
517
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,461
( shrieks )
518
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,564
WOW, MOM. THAT WAS
QUITE A SCREAM.
519
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,527
YEAH, THAT WAS PJ.
520
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,301
And if you want to see
something really scary,
521
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:15,308
check out what we saw
on Mama Duncan's laptop.
522
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,512
( coughing )
523
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,610
( dance music playing )
524
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,618
WHAT WAS THAT?
525
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,516
UM...
526
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,787
THAT IS CALLED
"THE HUSTLE."
527
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,494
IT WAS A VERY POPULAR
DANCE MOVE IN THE 1970S.
528
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,625
AND WHAT WAS IT DOING
IN OUR LIVING ROOM?
529
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,595
LOOK, MOM. I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE
530
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,472
QUESTIONS.
531
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,840
BECAUSE I HAVE TO
DO MY VIDEO DIARY.
532
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,711
HI, CHARLIE.
533
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,538
WELL, WE HAVE HAD
QUITE A WEEKEND.
534
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,384
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S ALL BEHIND US NOW,
535
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,609
SO WHY DON'T WE
JUST FORGET IT
536
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,843
AND MOVE ON
WITH OUR LIVES.
537
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:55,621
SOME OF US
538
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,078
WON'T BE MOVING ON
WITH ANYTHING
539
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,686
FOR THE NEXT
TWO WEEKS.
540
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,652
- ME?
- YEAH.
541
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,588
CAN YOU DIG IT?
542
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:04,820
( sighs )
543
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,487
WISH HER
GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE.
544
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,633
( disco music playing )
545
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,326
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME.
546
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,537
HOW MUCH LONGER
IS THIS GOING TO GO ON?
547
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,835
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
548
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,446
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
549
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,456
THAT'S IT.
GET YOUR GROOVE ON.
550
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,755
FAR OUT, MAN.
551
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:41,793
I CAN DIG IT.
552
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,368
- HOWDY, FOLKS.
- ( screams )
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