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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,578 --> 00:00:09,578 OH, TOBY. 2 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:11,640 I THINK YOU'RE MY CUTEST BABY YET. 3 00:00:11,642 --> 00:00:12,782 HEY. 4 00:00:12,783 --> 00:00:13,783 OH. 5 00:00:13,784 --> 00:00:16,054 MY CUTEST BOY BABY. 6 00:00:16,047 --> 00:00:17,717 HEY. 7 00:00:18,789 --> 00:00:19,789 OH. 8 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:20,790 OH, I THINK CUTEST BOY BABY 9 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:22,651 JUST HAD A LITTLE SPIT UP. 10 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:23,793 OH. WHERE'S MY "UP MAN"? 11 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:25,534 UP MAN! 12 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,656 WHAT'S AN UP MAN? 13 00:00:26,657 --> 00:00:28,657 YOU KNOW, HE TAKES CARE OF THE "UPS." 14 00:00:28,659 --> 00:00:31,629 SPIT-UP, CLEAN-UP, THROW-UP. 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,032 I'M HERE. 16 00:00:34,105 --> 00:00:35,105 THANK YOU. 17 00:00:36,707 --> 00:00:38,067 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE UP MAN? 18 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:40,609 BECAUSE YOU-- 19 00:00:40,611 --> 00:00:42,641 WHY IS IT WE'RE PUNISHING HIM AGAIN? 20 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,683 WELL, BECAUSE HE-- 21 00:00:45,676 --> 00:00:46,676 HE'S GABE. 22 00:00:46,677 --> 00:00:47,677 WE KNOW HE DID SOMETHING. 23 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:48,748 - YEP. - YEAH. 24 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,549 PROBABLY. 25 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,651 ( rock music playing ) 26 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,082 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 27 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:54,794 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 28 00:00:54,785 --> 00:00:57,755 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 29 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,688 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 30 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,560 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 31 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,562 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 32 00:01:04,695 --> 00:01:07,765 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 33 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,838 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 34 00:01:10,841 --> 00:01:13,571 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 35 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,714 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 36 00:01:14,705 --> 00:01:17,645 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 37 00:01:17,648 --> 00:01:19,578 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 38 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,850 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 39 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:23,811 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 40 00:01:23,814 --> 00:01:26,124 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 41 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:29,857 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 42 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:33,860 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 43 00:01:34,865 --> 00:01:37,825 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 44 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:48,276 WELL, LOOKIE HERE. 45 00:01:48,279 --> 00:01:50,179 THIS MILK EXPIRES TOMORROW. 46 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,153 HUH. 47 00:01:54,145 --> 00:01:56,215 SPEAKING OF TOMORROW, PRETTY-- 48 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,317 PRETTY SPECIAL DAY, HUH? 49 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,388 ( chuckles ) IT WON'T BE FOR ANYONE 50 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:00,319 WHO DRINKS THAT MILK. 51 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:03,122 NO, SILLY. 52 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,403 TOMORROW IS 10 MONTHS. 53 00:02:04,395 --> 00:02:05,395 10 MONTHS? 54 00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:07,256 SINCE WE... 55 00:02:07,258 --> 00:02:09,128 SINCE WE... 56 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,331 SINCE WE GOT BACK TOGETHER. 57 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,173 TOMORROW IS OUR 10-MONTH-AVERSARY. 58 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:17,336 RIGHT, NO. I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 59 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,308 TOMORROW NIGHT, I'M... 60 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:22,310 TAKING YOU OUT TO A SPECIAL FANCY DINNER. 61 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,445 SO YOU REALLY REMEMBERED? 62 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,377 YEAH, NO. OF COURSE. OF COU-- 63 00:02:28,379 --> 00:02:30,319 - CHECK OUT MY CALENDAR. - HMM. 64 00:02:30,321 --> 00:02:32,321 TOMORROW'S DATE HAS A HEART ON IT. 65 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:34,153 ( chuckles ) 66 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,294 LET ME SEE. 67 00:02:35,286 --> 00:02:37,426 HANG ON. 68 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:40,358 HANG ON. 69 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,361 - ( phone dings ) - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 70 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,162 SEE? 71 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,173 AND THAT'S A PUPPY. 72 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:49,399 HANG ON. HANG ON. 73 00:02:53,244 --> 00:02:54,914 GOSH, WITH EVERYONE HELPING OUT, 74 00:02:54,905 --> 00:02:56,905 TOBY'S FIRST WEEK AT HOME HAS BEEN 75 00:02:56,907 --> 00:02:58,407 ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. 76 00:02:58,409 --> 00:03:01,349 SURPRISE! 77 00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:03,352 - MOM! - Teddy: GRANDMA. 78 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:05,324 - HEY. - AWW. 79 00:03:05,316 --> 00:03:06,416 - HELLO. - HI. 80 00:03:06,417 --> 00:03:08,957 AND THE WEEK JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 81 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,219 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 82 00:03:10,221 --> 00:03:12,221 WITH YOUR SUITCASE? 83 00:03:12,223 --> 00:03:14,473 OH! WHAT KIND OF A GRANDMOTHER WOULD I BE 84 00:03:14,465 --> 00:03:17,495 IF I DIDN'T COME TO SEE MY NEW GRANDSON AND WHATNOT? 85 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,929 MOM, YOU'RE THE BEST. 86 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,271 OH, THANK YOU, HONEY. 87 00:03:22,273 --> 00:03:23,303 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 88 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,414 ( both chuckle ) 89 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,235 AND AMY, YOU'RE STILL WEARING 90 00:03:26,237 --> 00:03:27,237 THAT SAME OUTFIT. 91 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:29,208 I NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEING IT. 92 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,942 I LIKE PRESENTS. 93 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:34,954 OH. 94 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:36,385 I REMEMBERED THAT. 95 00:03:36,387 --> 00:03:38,417 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK IN THE BAG? 96 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:41,289 I LIKE CASH. 97 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:43,422 I'M ON A FIXED INCOME. 98 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:47,426 AMY, I'M NOT HERE ON VACATION. 99 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,358 I'M HERE TO HELP OUT WITH THE CHORES AND WHATNOT. 100 00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:54,232 NO MORE CHITCHAT. I WANT TO SEE MY TOBY. 101 00:03:55,406 --> 00:03:57,466 OH, MY. 102 00:03:57,468 --> 00:04:01,308 WHAT A HANDSOME BOY YOU ARE, TOBY. 103 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:02,512 ARE YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR, 104 00:04:02,513 --> 00:04:04,323 JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY? 105 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:09,518 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SHE WENT TO A MOVIE? 106 00:04:15,986 --> 00:04:17,286 OH, HEY, MRS. DABNEY. 107 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:18,458 HMM-- 108 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,989 GUESS IT'S OLD LADY DAY HERE AT THE DUNCAN HOUSE. 109 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,463 THIS IS FOR YOU. 110 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,044 IT'S SOME OLD BABY STUFF I FOUND IN MY ATTIC. 111 00:04:26,036 --> 00:04:27,436 I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOU PEOPLE 112 00:04:27,438 --> 00:04:29,298 KEEP HAVING BABIES EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 113 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,341 OH. CHECK OUT THIS OLD RATTLE. 114 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:34,003 THAT WAS MY SON RODNEY'S. 115 00:04:34,004 --> 00:04:35,384 HE LOVED THAT THING. 116 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,476 THE RHYTHMIC NOISE 117 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,007 WOULD JUST MESMERIZE HIS LITTLE MIND. 118 00:04:39,009 --> 00:04:41,009 ( rattling ) 119 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,393 PJ. 120 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,315 HMM? 121 00:04:46,317 --> 00:04:47,417 OH, HI, MRS. DABNEY. 122 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:52,019 YOU KNOW, THERE MIGHT BE SOME THINGS HERE 123 00:04:52,022 --> 00:04:53,562 THAT YOU BOYS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN. 124 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:55,304 WE DON'T WANT YOUR OLD JUNK. 125 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,325 FINE. 126 00:04:56,327 --> 00:04:57,567 I'LL JUST THROW THESE OLD COMICS 127 00:04:57,568 --> 00:04:59,468 AND BASEBALL CARDS AWAY THEN. 128 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,530 NO, NO, NO! I MEAN... 129 00:05:00,531 --> 00:05:03,031 WE'LL TAKE THEM, BUT YOU OWE US. 130 00:05:04,535 --> 00:05:08,035 AND NOW, THE BEST PART OF MY DAY-- 131 00:05:08,038 --> 00:05:09,378 LEAVING. 132 00:05:11,582 --> 00:05:14,312 ( rattling ) 133 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,046 STOP THAT. 134 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,518 OH, HEY, GABE. 135 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:23,553 HI, HONEY. 136 00:05:23,554 --> 00:05:24,564 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 137 00:05:24,555 --> 00:05:26,395 OH, NOTHING MUCH. 138 00:05:26,397 --> 00:05:27,527 THIS AND THAT. 139 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,558 OH, THERE WAS ONE MORE LITTLE THING. 140 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,530 WHAT WAS IT, WHAT WAS IT, WHAT WAS IT? 141 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,412 OH, YEAH. I CAN'T STAND GRANDMA. 142 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:38,637 BUT SHE'S THE SWEETEST LADY IN THE WORLD. 143 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,069 NO, NO. NO. NO. 144 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,470 SHE'S THE SWEETEST LADY IN THE WORLD 145 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:43,342 AND WHATNOT. 146 00:05:44,475 --> 00:05:45,545 YEAH, SHE DOES SAY THAT A LOT, 147 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,446 DOESN'T SHE? 148 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,648 IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 149 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,379 IT'S THE VOICE, AND SMILE, AND THE COMMENTS, 150 00:05:51,382 --> 00:05:52,552 AND THE "BOBBY'S A MOVIE STAR." 151 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,123 PLEASE. IF ANYONE'S AROUND HERE'S A MOVIE STAR, 152 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:55,564 IT'S ME. 153 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,426 WELL, MOM, 154 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:59,128 SHE'S ONLY GOING TO BE HERE FOR TWO MORE DAYS. 155 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:00,389 CAN'T YOU JUST GET THROUGH IT? 156 00:06:00,391 --> 00:06:03,131 I DON'T KNOW. 157 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:05,503 AFTER THE BABY, I'M ALL HORMONAL, 158 00:06:05,496 --> 00:06:06,636 JUST-- 159 00:06:06,637 --> 00:06:09,397 I DON'T HAVE MY USUAL CENSOR. 160 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,670 YOU HAVE A CENSOR? 161 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,453 TEDDY, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, OKAY? 162 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:16,105 YOU GOTTA KEEP GRANDMA AWAY FROM ME. 163 00:06:16,106 --> 00:06:17,646 YEAH, SURE. I-- I LOVE SPENDING TIME 164 00:06:17,648 --> 00:06:18,648 WITH GRANDMA. 165 00:06:18,649 --> 00:06:21,479 AND JUST IN CASE SHE GETS ON MY NERVES, 166 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,512 WE NEED A CODE WORD. 167 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:25,624 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING I CAN SAY 168 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,556 IN CASE I'M ABOUT TO BLOW. 169 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:30,689 PLATYPI. THAT'S A FUN WORD. 170 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,121 IT'S THE PLURAL FOR PLATYPUS. 171 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:35,133 OH, HONEY. 172 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:37,465 I NEED SOMETHING THAT I CAN WORK INTO A CONVERSATION. 173 00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:39,168 UM... 174 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:40,599 APPLE. 175 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,501 I WAS AT THE ZOO AND I SAW TWO PLATYPI. 176 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,144 HOW EASY IS THAT? 177 00:06:47,438 --> 00:06:48,438 WE'LL GO WITH APPLE. 178 00:06:56,487 --> 00:06:57,647 MEH. 179 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:59,488 NO. 180 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,620 OH. HEY. 181 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,622 CHECK OUT THIS OLD COMIC BOOK. 182 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,464 "GILA MONSTER MAN." 183 00:07:05,456 --> 00:07:07,656 GILA MONSTER MAN? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 184 00:07:07,658 --> 00:07:11,658 "BY DAY, HE'S MILD MANNERED PHOTOGRAPHER, GIL A. MUENSTER. 185 00:07:11,662 --> 00:07:14,512 BY NIGHT, HE'S A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO. 186 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:15,635 GILA MONSTER MAN." 187 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,506 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S HIS SUPER POWER? 188 00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:19,508 ( chuckles ) "WHEN HE HIDES UNDER HOT ROCKS, 189 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:20,740 HIS BODY TEMPERATURE RISES 190 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:23,171 AND GIVES HIM THE ABILITY TO SCORCH VILLAINS." 191 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:24,173 ( groans ) 192 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:28,176 I'D HATE TO BE THE GEEK WITH THAT LUNCH BOX. 193 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:30,648 - ( chuckles ) - YOU KNOW? 194 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,481 - WHAT'S THAT? - JUST SOME OLD LETTER. 195 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,626 HEY, IT'S DATED JULY 9, 1924. 196 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:40,528 - WOW. - LISTEN TO THIS. 197 00:07:40,531 --> 00:07:42,191 "MY DEAREST BROTHER, 198 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:43,632 AS I AM VERY ILL, 199 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:46,204 I SEND YOU THIS LETTER WITH GREAT URGENCY. 200 00:07:46,196 --> 00:07:48,536 AS YOU KNOW, IN SPITE OF MY GREAT WEALTH, 201 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:50,699 I HAVE HAD A LIFELONG DISTRUST OF BANKS." 202 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:53,571 WHAT DOES GILA MONSTER MAN DO DURING THE WINTER? 203 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,214 QUIET, QUIET, QUIET. 204 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:58,206 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH-- 205 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,748 "ALL MY MONEY IS BURIED IN THE BACKYARD OF MY HOME, 206 00:08:00,751 --> 00:08:03,481 10 FEET DUE EAST FROM THE OAK TREE, 207 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,723 AND FOUR FEET DEEP. 208 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:06,715 WITH LOVING REGARD, YOUR BROTHER, ORVILLE." 209 00:08:06,717 --> 00:08:08,587 WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK AT THIS. 210 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,219 HE LIVED IN MRS. DABNEY'S HOUSE. 211 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,720 AND THE LETTER WAS NEVER MAILED. 212 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:13,763 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 213 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:15,534 WE GOTTA GET TO THE POST OFFICE. 214 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,798 PJ, THE LETTER WAS NEVER MAILED. 215 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,602 NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE MONEY. 216 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,784 IT'S PROBABLY STILL THERE. 217 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:28,536 SO WHEN MRS. DABNEY'S GONE, 218 00:08:28,539 --> 00:08:29,579 WE GO DIG IT UP. 219 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,580 OH. 220 00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:31,811 AND WE'RE RICH. ( chuckles ) 221 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,582 WELL, OF COURSE, THE RIGHT THING TO DO 222 00:08:33,584 --> 00:08:35,554 WOULD BE TO SPLIT IT EVENLY WITH MRS. DABNEY. 223 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,718 WE'RE GONNA DO THE WRONG THING, THOUGH, AREN'T WE? 224 00:08:44,294 --> 00:08:46,264 MOVE IT BACK. 225 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:47,296 THERE. 226 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:48,727 NOW, ISN'T THAT BETTER, BOBBY? 227 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,259 IT IS BETTER, MOMMY. 228 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,831 HI. 229 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,303 WHAT'S GOING ON? 230 00:08:54,304 --> 00:08:56,744 OH, JUST A LITTLE REARRANGING AND WHATNOT. 231 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,667 OH. 232 00:08:58,669 --> 00:09:00,309 IS THAT A GOOD IDEA? 233 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,310 OH, YES. 234 00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:03,541 IT'S AN ANCIENT CHINESE ART. 235 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,323 IT'S CALLED "FUNG SHOOEY." 236 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:10,749 HEY, HON. COME ON IN HERE A SECOND. 237 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,322 HUH? 238 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:14,553 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 239 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,786 LOVE IT. 240 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:21,589 IT'S EASIER TO CLEAN THIS WAY. 241 00:09:21,592 --> 00:09:24,332 I KNOW THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN A CHALLENGE FOR YOU. 242 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,744 APPLE. 243 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:28,768 WHAT? 244 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,599 MOM'S PROBABLY JUST TALKING ABOUT 245 00:09:30,601 --> 00:09:32,741 WHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 246 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:34,713 APPLE? 247 00:09:34,705 --> 00:09:35,775 DON'T YOU THINK WE NEED SOMETHING 248 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,606 A LITTLE MORE FILLING? 249 00:09:37,608 --> 00:09:40,348 APPLE. 250 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,350 GRANDMA, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY ROOM. 251 00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:43,612 COME SEE MY ROOM. 252 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,364 OKAY. 253 00:09:47,818 --> 00:09:50,658 SO, LIKE A CARAMEL APPLE? 254 00:09:56,326 --> 00:09:58,796 THANKS FOR THE TOUR OF YOUR ROOM, SWEETHEART. 255 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,869 IT WAS CERTAINLY THOROUGH. 256 00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:02,831 OH, NO. UH, WAIT. 257 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:03,873 UM... 258 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:05,614 LET'S DO SOMETHING. 259 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,605 YOU KNOW, JUST YOU AND ME. 260 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,877 I NEED SOME MORE GRANDMA TIME. 261 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:11,339 ALL RIGHTY. 262 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,741 I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY IT, 263 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:15,893 BUT I HAVE AN IDEA THAT MIGHT BE FUN. 264 00:10:15,886 --> 00:10:19,786 EXTREME COUPONING. 265 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,650 EXTREME COUPONING? 266 00:10:22,653 --> 00:10:25,363 WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS. 267 00:10:25,355 --> 00:10:26,825 NOW THIS ONE'S WORTH 50 CENTS, 268 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,627 BUT IT'S A DOUBLE COUPON 269 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,728 WHICH MEANS IT'S ACTUALLY WORTH A DOLLAR. 270 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,661 COOL! 271 00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:35,673 IF I USE THIS ONE ON A QUALIFYING ITEM, 272 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:37,706 IT'S TRIPLE TIMES THE DOUBLE. 273 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,908 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I ONCE GOT A CASE OF PICKLE RELISH 274 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,640 FOR 12 CENTS. 275 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,941 HOW WAS IT? 276 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,783 WELL, I'M NOT A PICKLE PERSON. 277 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,418 UM... 278 00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:51,719 "BUY ONE 5-POUND BAG OF KITTY LITTER, 279 00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:53,952 GET THE SECOND BAG FREE." 280 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,834 DON'T FORGET TO TRIPLE YOUR DOUBLE. 281 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,387 THIS IS AWESOME. 282 00:10:58,388 --> 00:10:59,728 YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE A CAT, 283 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:02,660 BUT IF WE DID, HE'D BE POOPING FOR FREE. 284 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:10,940 SHH. SHH. 285 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,746 GUYS... 286 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:22,849 I KNOW I'M GOING TO REGRET ASKING THIS, BUT... 287 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:24,923 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT STUFF? 288 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,417 - THE LIBRARY. - WE'RE IN A PLAY. 289 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:33,822 UH... 290 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,874 WE'RE IN A PLAY AT THE LIBRARY. 291 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,768 AND WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PLAY? 292 00:11:41,872 --> 00:11:44,742 "SHOVEL... 293 00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:45,935 KIDS." 294 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:53,838 IT'S ABOUT KIDS WHO CARRY AROUND SHOVELS... 295 00:11:53,844 --> 00:11:55,724 AND MAKE FUN OF THE KIDS 296 00:11:55,715 --> 00:12:00,445 WHO CARRY AROUND PICKAXES. 297 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:04,490 PFFT. HA. DORK. 298 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:05,804 YOU SHOULD NEVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE 299 00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:08,496 WITH A PICKAX. 300 00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:10,458 THAT'S ONE OF MY LINES. 301 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:14,032 OKAY. ( sighs ) 302 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,974 WHAT YOU DOING? 303 00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:19,836 OH, WANT TO GET MY FACTS STRAIGHT-- 304 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,970 JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE 305 00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:24,011 I HAVE TO FILL OUT A POLICE REPORT LATER ON. 306 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:30,878 ( whistling ) 307 00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,956 OH, FIVE HOURS OF COUPONING-- 308 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,828 THAT WAS QUITE A SESH. 309 00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:43,991 GRANDMA, IS IT NORMAL TO SEE DOTTED LINES 310 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:45,044 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK? 311 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,535 I'M GONNA HEAD UPSTAIRS. 312 00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:48,937 OH, NO, UM, 313 00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,969 LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE FUN. 314 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,501 OH, BUT YOUR MOTHER PROBABLY NEEDS MY HELP 315 00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:54,503 AND WHATNOT. 316 00:12:54,504 --> 00:12:56,554 BUT I NEED YOUR HELP DOWN HERE. 317 00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:57,546 WITH WHAT? 318 00:12:57,547 --> 00:13:00,547 WITH, UM... 319 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,510 UH... WITH... 320 00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:04,552 A MAKEOVER. 321 00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:07,864 YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER? 322 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,058 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 323 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:12,089 I'VE-- I'VE BEEN FEELING KIND OF BORED WITH MY LOOK 324 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,522 AND YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT SENSE OF STYLE. 325 00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,796 WELL, I DID PACK AN EXTRA CAN OF HAIR SPRAY. 326 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:21,570 OH, NO. 327 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,810 BOB, HONEY. YOU'RE NOT A MOVIE STAR. 328 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,585 I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 329 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,547 MAY I PRESENT THE NEW, 330 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,819 AND IMPROVED, TEDDY DUNCAN. 331 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:51,029 TEDDY, WHAT HAPPENED? 332 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,831 OH, UM... 333 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,872 GRANDMA GAVE ME A MAKEOVER 334 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:58,106 SO WE COULD SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER 335 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,038 AND WHATNOT. 336 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:03,842 AND THAT'S NOT ALL. ( chuckles ) 337 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,053 COME ON, SWEETIE. 338 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,575 COME ON. 339 00:14:06,576 --> 00:14:07,916 LET'S GO. OH! 340 00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:08,918 ( mutters ) 341 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,151 MY HAIR IS HARD. 342 00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:15,934 ( doorbell rings ) 343 00:14:17,587 --> 00:14:19,857 HELLO, MA'AM. 344 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:21,991 OH! 345 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:25,042 NO. TODAY IS OUR 10-MONTH-AVERSARY DINNER. 346 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,895 I TOTALLY FORGOT. 347 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:29,897 WELL, WHEN YOU GET OLDER... 348 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,000 WHO'S THIS HANDSOME FELLOW? 349 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:34,952 OH, GRANDMA, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND SPENCER. 350 00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:36,605 SPENCER, THIS IS GRANDMA LINDA. 351 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:37,876 - HELLO. - HI. 352 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,947 NICE TO MEET YOU. 353 00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:40,609 I CAN SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE. 354 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,962 ALL RIGHTY. WELL, LET ME JUST GO CHANGE REAL QUICK. 355 00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:45,985 WHY DO YOU NEED TO CHANGE? 356 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,016 WE JUST GOT YOU FIXED UP. 357 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,990 YES, WE DID. UM... 358 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,904 I GUESS WE'RE READY TO GO THEN. 359 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,967 OH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA GO, TOO. 360 00:14:58,969 --> 00:14:59,969 IT'S BOWLING NIGHT. 361 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,170 SO... 362 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:02,631 TEDDY'S GOING TO DINNER, 363 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:03,972 AND YOU'RE GOING BOWLING? 364 00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:05,014 WHERE ARE THE BOYS? 365 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,935 UH. THEY MIGHT BE AT THE LIBRARY, 366 00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:08,177 BUT I DOUBT IT. 367 00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:18,186 WELL, LINDA... 368 00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:20,018 LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT. 369 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,150 APPLE? 370 00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:25,964 OR... 371 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:28,197 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 372 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:41,670 YOU KNOW, 373 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,011 THIS WOULD GO A LOT FASTER 374 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:44,043 IF YOU HELPED ME DIG. 375 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,024 PJ, IN EVERY PARTNERSHIP, 376 00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,976 THERE'S LABOR AND THERE'S MANAGEMENT. 377 00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:50,248 - WHY AM I LABOR? - BECAUSE I'M MANAGEMENT. 378 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,133 ( car approaches ) 379 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,685 WAIT, STOP. 380 00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,056 I THINK I JUST HEARD MRS. DABNEY PULL UP. 381 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,188 - COME ON! - ALL RIGHT. 382 00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:05,173 - HURRY UP, HURRY UP. - DON'T RUSH ME. I'M NOT 12 ANYMORE. 383 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,175 ( laughing ) 384 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:27,024 HERE YOU GO. 385 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:28,217 AND FOR YOU, LADIES, 386 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:30,988 THE SENIOR MENU. 387 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,091 ( chuckles ) UM, COULD I HAVE 388 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,173 A REGULAR MENU? I'M-- I'M 17. 389 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:37,765 WHAT A GREAT ATTITUDE! 390 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:42,100 IT'S SWEET OF YOU KIDS TO INVITE ME, 391 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,732 BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE WAY. 392 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:46,113 OH, NO. OF COURSE I WANT YOU HERE, GRANDMA. 393 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,306 I'VE GOT MY FAVORITE GUY, 394 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,078 MY AWESOME GRANDMA, 395 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,780 MY GREAT NEW LOOK... 396 00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:55,293 IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER, RIGHT, SPENCER? 397 00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:56,315 YOU BET. 398 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,086 ESPECIALLY SINCE BOTH OF YOUR MEALS 399 00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,218 WILL BE HALF OFF. 400 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,750 OH, WHICH REMINDS ME, 401 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:02,791 I LEFT MY COUPON IN THE CAR. 402 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:03,792 EXCUSE ME. 403 00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:10,027 HE'S A COUPONER, TOO? ( chuckles ) 404 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,259 YOU'D BETTER HANG ON TO HIM. 405 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,243 OH, I'M SORRY. WE DIDN'T ORDER MILK. 406 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,205 THEY'RE FROM THE GENTLEMEN AT TABLE SEVEN. 407 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,342 ( sighs ) 408 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:33,822 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 409 00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:36,133 JUST ADMIRING MY NEW HOT TUB. 410 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:38,286 AND MAY I SAY, THANK YOU, BOYS. 411 00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:41,228 THAT HOLE YOU DUG SAVED ME A LOT OF MONEY. 412 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:43,361 WE WEREN'T DIGGING THE HOLE FOR A HOT TUB. 413 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,273 THERE'S A FORTUNE DOWN THERE. 414 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,135 ( laughing ) 415 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,269 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 416 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,300 AND WHY WOULD YOU PUT A HOT TUB OVER A FORTUNE? 417 00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:53,802 THAT'S SO STUPID. 418 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:56,245 SHE TRICKED US. 419 00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:58,106 SHE WROTE THE LETTER. 420 00:17:58,108 --> 00:18:00,278 - SHE DID? - I DID. 421 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,250 SHE KNEW WE'D DIG THE HOLE 422 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:04,382 EXACTLY WHERE SHE WANTED IT. 423 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,824 WE'RE THE STUPID ONES. 424 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:07,355 - WE ARE? - YOU ARE. 425 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,325 WHERE'S GRANDMA? 426 00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:18,866 SHE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM A LONG TIME. 427 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:20,128 OH, UM, EXCUSE ME. 428 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,870 HAVE YOU SEEN THE WOMAN WHO WAS SITTING WITH US? 429 00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:24,101 YES. SHE JUST GOT INTO A CAB. 430 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,313 SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING YOU GUYS 431 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,875 TO HAVE SOME PRIVATE TIME AND WHATNOT. 432 00:18:28,878 --> 00:18:31,278 OH, NO. SHE'S GOING HOME! 433 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:32,341 PLATYPI! 434 00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:33,412 WHAT? 435 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,253 PLATYPI. 436 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,290 AREN'T YOU LOVING THE NEW SETUP? 437 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,392 UH-HUH. 438 00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:45,904 IT TAKES ALL THE NEGATIVE ENERGY 439 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,895 AND PUSHES IT RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR. 440 00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:51,127 NOT ALL OF IT. 441 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,860 WE'LL BE "FUNG SHOOING" THE KITCHEN TOMORROW. 442 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:56,213 NO, NO, NO. NOTHING'S WRONG WITH THE KITCHEN. 443 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:57,236 YOU'RE RIGHT. 444 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,267 CAN'T BLAME THE KITCHEN 445 00:18:58,268 --> 00:18:59,868 FOR WHAT GOES ON IN THERE. 446 00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:03,341 HI. 447 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,343 WHAT'S GOING ON? 448 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,184 APPLE, APPLE, APPLE. 449 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,147 WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? 450 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,878 OH, IT'S JUST THIS FUN THING THAT WE DO. 451 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,151 SHE SAYS THAT AND THEN I ANSWER BACK, "PIE, PIE, PIE!" 452 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,225 NO. NO! 453 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:18,457 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 454 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,158 YOU CAN'T DO WHAT ANYMORE? 455 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,189 THIS! 456 00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:22,291 SMILING LIKE A NINNY 457 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:25,162 WHILE YOU DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND. 458 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,174 WELL, I AGREE, YOU DO SMILE LIKE A NINNY. 459 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,466 BUT I CAN'T SEE WHERE IT'S MY FAULT. 460 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,239 SEE? THERE IT GOES AGAIN. 461 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,241 YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE DIGS, AND THE COMMENTS, 462 00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:34,903 AND THE REARRANGING, AND WHATNOT. 463 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:36,254 WHATNOT, WHATNOT, WHATNOT! 464 00:19:36,246 --> 00:19:38,306 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 465 00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:43,381 I-- I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY. 466 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,263 WELL, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT INSIDE 467 00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:47,185 FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS. 468 00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:50,919 AND NOW THAT I'VE SAID IT, 469 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,360 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 470 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:53,922 ( sighs ) 471 00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:55,473 I'M SO SORRY, LINDA. 472 00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,366 OH, I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON. 473 00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:00,298 OH, NO, NO. 474 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,200 YOU'RE NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON. 475 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,301 YOU'RE A WONDERFUL GIRL 476 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,444 WHO JUST HAPPENED TO MARRY VERY, VERY WELL. 477 00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:11,338 AND YOU'VE GIVEN THIS FAMILY A WONDERFUL LIFE. 478 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:12,941 BOBBY'S LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 479 00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:15,454 THANK YOU. 480 00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:20,245 YOU KNOW, AS HARD AS IT WAS TO HEAR, 481 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,950 I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY. 482 00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:25,301 AND I APPRECIATE YOUR APPRECIATION. 483 00:20:26,396 --> 00:20:27,956 THIS IS NICE. 484 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:29,327 THIS IS GOOD. 485 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,429 WELL, AS LONG AS WE'RE BEING HONEST, 486 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:37,442 I HAVE SOME THINGS I'D LIKE TO SHARE ABOUT YOU. 487 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,967 UM. NO. 488 00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,308 I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 489 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,310 I THINK WE'VE MADE ENOUGH PROGRESS FOR TODAY. 490 00:20:42,312 --> 00:20:44,012 COME ON, LADIES. LET'S BRING IT IN. 491 00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:45,523 FAMILY HUG. 492 00:20:47,317 --> 00:20:48,317 ( sighs ) 493 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,450 HEY, EVERYBODY. BACK FROM BOWLING. 494 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,328 WELL, CHARLIE, GRANDMA'S GONE HOME, 495 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:03,461 AND EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. 496 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,373 HUH. 497 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,465 LOOK AT THAT-- 498 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,436 I REALLY DON'T HAVE A BAD SIDE. 499 00:21:13,002 --> 00:21:15,382 WELL, MAYBE NOT EVERYTHING. 500 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,005 ( doorbell rings ) 501 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,006 I'LL GET IT. 502 00:21:25,355 --> 00:21:28,015 MAY I SPEAK TO PJ AND GABE? 503 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,490 MRS. DABNEY. 504 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,362 YOU GOT A-- YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 505 00:21:35,525 --> 00:21:39,495 SOMEONE PUT FOOD COLORING IN MY HOT TUB. 506 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,469 AH. 507 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:43,401 BOYS, YOU HAVE A VISITOR. 508 00:21:44,474 --> 00:21:46,044 YOU'D BETTER WISH YOUR BROTHERS 509 00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:48,035 SOME GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 510 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:54,081 Announcer: AND NOW, THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF... 511 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,393 GILA MONSTER MAN! 512 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:59,416 THAT'S SOME SANDWICH, EH, MUENSTER? 513 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,619 SURE IS, CHIEF. 514 00:22:02,492 --> 00:22:03,552 CHIEF! 515 00:22:03,553 --> 00:22:04,623 I JUST GOT A SCOOP. 516 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,104 DOCTOR SCORPION'S ROBBED ANOTHER BANK. 517 00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:09,596 GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY! 518 00:22:11,361 --> 00:22:12,661 THAT FIEND. 519 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,632 BOY, I'D LOVE TO SQUASH THAT BUG. 520 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,644 ( chuckles ) LIKE YOU COULD DO ANYTHING. 521 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,606 YOU'RE JUST MILD-MANNERED NEWS PHOTOGRAPHER 522 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:20,368 GIL A. MUENSTER. 523 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:24,610 NOT A REAL HERO LIKE GILA MONSTER MAN. 524 00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:27,584 WELL, YOU'VE GOT ME THERE. 525 00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:29,377 WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 526 00:22:29,379 --> 00:22:30,479 TO FIND A HOT ROCK! 527 00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:33,522 I MEAN... 528 00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:35,533 THE BATHROOM. 529 00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:40,385 ( dramatic music plays ) 530 00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:41,630 GILA MONSTER MAN! 531 00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:43,461 WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 532 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,493 NO TIME TO TALK. 533 00:22:44,494 --> 00:22:46,404 DOCTOR SCORPION'S ON THE LOOSE! 534 00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:50,467 MUENSTER! QUICK, GET A PICTURE! 535 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,471 WHERE IS THAT BUMBLING IDIOT? 34859

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