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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:10,137 OKAY, WHO'S READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?! 2 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,052 I GUESS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. WHAT I SAID WAS 3 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:16,522 WHO'S READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?! 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:20,450 MOM, NO OFFENSE, BUT WHENEVER YOU SAY SOMETHING'S GONNA BE FUN, 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:23,088 IT'S NOT! 6 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,125 UNTIL NOW, 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,330 BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST AND LAST 8 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:33,173 DUNCAN FAMILY BABY NAMING CONTEST! 9 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,372 AND THE STREAK CONTINUES. 10 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,138 OKAY, YOU GUYS, THE PRIZE IS THE SATISFACTION 11 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,584 OF HAVING NAMED YOUR BABY BROTHER OR SISTER. 12 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,478 AND FIVE BUCKS. 13 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:49,424 OKAY, COME ON, YOU GUYS. WHO WANTS TO GET THE BALL ROLLING? 14 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:53,420 I'LL GO. IF IT'S A GIRL, "ERIKA." 15 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,294 IF IT'S A BOY, "NOAH." 16 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,464 "ERIKA" AND "NOAH." 17 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,432 THOSE ARE VERY INTERESTING. WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE? 18 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,532 FIRST THINGS THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD. 19 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,433 I'LL GO. 20 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,166 IF IT'S A GIRL, "SYDNEY." IF IT'S A BOY, "JONAH." 21 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:11,542 NOW I ACTUALLY PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THESE NAMES. 22 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,442 I CHOSE "JONAH" AFTER THE CHARACTER IN THE CLASSIC-- 23 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,535 OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? 24 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:20,407 I'LL GO. IF IT'S A BOY, "TOBY." 25 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:24,218 IF IT'S A GIRL, I DON'T CARE. 26 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:27,862 OKAY, "TOBY." 27 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:31,528 AND I'LL JUST GONNA FILL IN... 28 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:33,559 "JENNY." 29 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,899 HOW ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE? YOU WANNA PICK SOME NAMES? 30 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,272 CANDY. 31 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,242 OH, THAT'S CUTE. FOR A BOY? 32 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,142 HOT DOG. 33 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:49,314 HOT DOG. 34 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:53,914 OKAY, HOT DOG DUNCAN. WE HAVE A WINNER! 35 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,547 ( theme music playing ) 36 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,585 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 37 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,420 * RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES * 38 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,355 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 39 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,292 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 40 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,597 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 41 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:11,298 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 42 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,372 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED * 43 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:17,512 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 44 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,508 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 45 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,280 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 46 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:24,179 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 47 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,682 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 48 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,523 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 49 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,448 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 50 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,654 * SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 51 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,516 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 52 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:40,487 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 53 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,599 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 54 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,435 - HEY, HONEY. HOW WAS SCHOOL? - NOT NOW. 55 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,947 TEDDY, YOU OKAY? 56 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,348 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE QUESTIONS. 57 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,650 I HAVE A HUGE EUROPEAN HISTORY FINAL TOMORROW. 58 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,422 - OKAY, TAKE IT EASY. - EASY? 59 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,719 IT'S WORTH HALF OF MY GRADE. 60 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,294 PLUS IT'S SECOND SEMESTER, JUNIOR YEAR, 61 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,293 SO THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT GRADES FOR COLLEGE. 62 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,755 IF I DON'T GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, I WON'T HAVE A GOOD CAREER 63 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,774 OR A NICE FAMILY OR A HAPPY LIFE! 64 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,437 EVERYTHING'S ON THE LINE HERE, PEOPLE. 65 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,999 WOW. 66 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,637 I HOPE HOT DOG DOESN'T GET THIS STRESSED OUT. 67 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,405 HEY, DAD. HEY, MOM. 68 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:33,253 HEY, THERE ARE THE SOON-TO-BE HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES. 69 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,381 ( Emmett chuckles ) 70 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,275 AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE. 71 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,517 COME ON, EMMETT, WHO SAID THAT? 72 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,522 MY DAD, MY MOM, 73 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,764 MOST OF MY TEACHERS. 74 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,390 I THINK YOU DID, MR. DUNCAN. 75 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,496 WELL, THEY WERE ALL WRONG. 76 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,799 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BABY'S GONNA GRADUATE. 77 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,741 I CAN'T BELIEVE HER BABY'S NOT GONNA GRADUATE. 78 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,410 WAIT WAIT WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 79 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,239 I JUST FOUND OUT I GOT AN INCOMPLETE IN P.E. 80 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,413 THAT MEANS I'M NOT GONNA GET MY DIPLOMA. 81 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:08,315 WAIT, I'M GRADUATING AND YOU'RE NOT? 82 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:11,319 THIS IS LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF KINDERGARTEN. 83 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,822 MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE CRUSHED, MAN. THIS IS A DISASTER. 84 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,455 DUDE, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP. JUST TALK TO YOUR TEACHER, 85 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,331 WORK SOMETHING OUT. WHO IS IT? 86 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,690 MR. HAMMERSTONE. 87 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,328 MADMAN HAMMERSTONE? 88 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,433 NO, FLUFFY BUNNY HAMMERSTONE. 89 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:26,666 THEN YOU SHOULD BE FINE. 90 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,643 OKAY, CHARLIE, HONEY, 91 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,805 WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 92 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,845 NOW YOU KNOW WE HAVE A NEW BABY ON THE WAY, RIGHT? 93 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,351 WHERE IS IT? 94 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,783 IT'S IN MOMMY'S TUMMY. 95 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,587 - DID YOU EAT IT? - NO. 96 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,561 DID DADDY? 97 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:53,361 HEY, GABE'S HERE. 98 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,834 YOU WANNA NOT BE HERE? 99 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,871 OKAY, CHARLIE, NOW WHEN THE NEW BABY COMES HOME, 100 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:04,471 MOMMY AND DADDY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM OR HER, 101 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,475 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE LOVE YOU ANY LESS. 102 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:11,548 THAT'S RIGHT. WE LOVE ALL OF OUR BABIES THE SAME. 103 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,549 AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS BEEN A BABY. 104 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:16,881 P.J. WAS A BABY. TEDDY WAS A BABY. 105 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,887 GABE WAS A BABY. 106 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,890 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 107 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,532 WHEN DAD PLAYS PEEK-A-BOO WITH ME, HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY DISAPPEAR? 108 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,729 - NO, HE'S JUST BEHIND HIS HANDS. - ARE YOU SURE? 109 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,572 DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY DAY? 110 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,839 - I'M HUNGRY. - ME, TOO. 111 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,138 I COULD EAT. 112 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,909 - SHALL WE? - ON THREE. 113 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,609 WAIT, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO THREE? 114 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,881 - THREE. - ( all cry ) 115 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,517 ( laughing ) 116 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,594 WHAT CAN POSSIBLY BE GOING THROUGH THAT LITTLE HEAD OF HERS? 117 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:59,594 I HAVE NO IDEA. 118 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,941 ( cell phone rings ) 119 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,610 - ( beeps ) - HI, IVY. 120 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,410 NO, ACTUALLY, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 121 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,853 I HAVE TO STUDY FOR MY EUROPEAN HISTORY FINAL TOMORROW, 122 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,548 SO UNLESS YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE CRIMEAN WAR-- 123 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,950 HELLO? 124 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,745 ( beeps ) 125 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,517 ( Gabe shouting ) MOM. 126 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,857 MOM! 127 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,502 MOM! MOM! 128 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:38,569 - MOM! - GABE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 129 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,869 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? I'M CALLING MOM. 130 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,943 MOM! 131 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,642 DUDE, JUST GO UPSTAIRS. I'M TRYING TO STUDY. 132 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:51,575 IT'S IMPORTANT. MOM! 133 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:55,622 OH, HERE'S MY PENCIL. 134 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,990 Amy: GABE, DID YOU NEED ME? 135 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,519 - NEVER MIND. - WHAT? 136 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:04,785 - I SAID NEVER MIND! - OKAY. 137 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,755 - ARE YOU DONE? - YEAH, I'M DONE. 138 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:12,002 WAIT, WHERE'S MY RULER? 139 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,672 MOM! 140 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,872 - WHAT?! - UGH! 141 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,583 MOM, I'M TRYING TO STUDY, 142 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,040 BUT GABE KEEPS YELLING. 143 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,677 SWEETIE, IF YOU NEED A QUIET PLACE TO STUDY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT HERE? 144 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,545 I'M JUST DOING MY YOGA. I'LL PUT ON MY HEADPHONES. 145 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,624 WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL. 146 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,693 - THANKS, MOM. - MM-HMM. 147 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,693 ( inhales deeply ) 148 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:40,625 ( grunting ) 149 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,774 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 150 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,802 THE BREATH OF FIRE. 151 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,806 WELL, COULD YOU EXTINGUISH IT? 152 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,684 I JUST LIT IT. 153 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,019 ( sighs ) I'LL STUDY IN THE KITCHEN. 154 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,951 ( loudly ) WHAT? 155 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,786 ( grunts ) 156 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,962 - HI, DAD. - HEY, SWEETIE. 157 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,534 ( banging ) 158 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,672 DAD, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA TAKE? 159 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,836 DO YOU WANT IT FAST OR YOU WANT IT YUMMY? 160 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,790 SO MOM AND DAD WERE GIVING YOU 161 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:46,693 THE OLD "NEW BABY PEP TALK," HUH? 162 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,697 WELL, FORGET IT, CHARLIE. 163 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:52,029 ONCE THAT NEW BABY COMES ALONG, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER MIDDLE CHILD. 164 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,595 WELCOME TO THE FORGOTTEN KIDS CLUB. 165 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,839 I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SPOTLIGHT, 166 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,871 'CAUSE THAT'S OVER. 167 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,807 NO, IT'S NOT. 168 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,906 DENIAL. THAT'S SMART. 169 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,676 USE THAT. 170 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,145 THAT'S WHAT GOT ME THROUGH KINDERGARTEN. 171 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,659 - HEY, HONEY. - ( whispers ) BOB, GET OVER HERE. 172 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,758 I JUST HEARD GABE TALKING TO CHARLIE. 173 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,660 HE SAID WE'RE GONNA FORGET ABOUT HER WHEN THE NEW BABY COMES ALONG. 174 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,633 WHAT? HOW COULD WE FORGET ABOUT SWEET LITTLE CHARLIE? 175 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:26,603 - SHE'S ADORABLE. - I KNOW, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM? 176 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:27,904 - WHO? - GABE! 177 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,907 HE'S FEELING NEGLECTED. 178 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,909 MAYBE WE'RE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH HIM. 179 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,052 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I JUST TOOK HIM TO THE BATTING CAGES. 180 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,808 WHEN HE WAS 8. 181 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,848 OKAY, SO, WHAT IS HE NOW, 10, 11? 182 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,854 13. 183 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,916 IS HE STILL INTO BASEBALL? 184 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:56,003 ( grunting ) 185 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,770 MR. HAMMERSTONE. 186 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,142 WHAT DO YOU WANT, CUPCAKE? 187 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,371 - IT'S P.J. - EXCUSE ME? 188 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,736 CUPCAKE WORKS. I LIKE CUPCAKE. 189 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,776 LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY GRADE. 190 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,882 - YOU GAVE ME AN INCOMPLETE... - MM-HMM. 191 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,724 ...WHICH MEANS I CAN'T GRADUATE TOMORROW. 192 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,789 SO KIND OF A BIG PROBLEM. 193 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,918 ( grunting ) NOT FOR ME. 194 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,758 THE THING IS, THOUGH, I ONLY MISSED ONE UNIT. 195 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,861 THE MOST IMPORTANT UNIT OF ALL-- 196 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,403 THE ONE THAT MOLDS YOU INTO A MAN. 197 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,898 THE ONE THAT COMBINES ATHLETICISM AND DISCIPLINE, 198 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,071 AND PREPARES YOU FOR THE HARD REALITIES OF LIFE. 199 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,801 SQUARE DANCING? 200 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,437 THAT'S RIGHT, CUPCAKE. 201 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,882 NO OFFENSE, BUT IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM THAT IMPORTANT. 202 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,140 "NOT IMPORTANT." 203 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,677 WHAT IF YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET 204 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:49,924 AND-- BANG! --A HOEDOWN BREAKS OUT? 205 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,794 YOU WOULDN'T BE PREPARED. 206 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,760 WELL, YOU DO MAKE A GOOD POINT THERE. 207 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,829 LISTEN, I REALLY WANNA GRADUATE ON TIME. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 208 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:02,099 - WELL, THERE IS ONE THING. - YES. 209 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,929 YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SQUARE DANCE BY TOMORROW. 210 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,165 JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM-- 211 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,870 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. ( laughs ) 212 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,873 OH, YEAH? I SAY IT CAN BE DONE. 213 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,876 I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO SQUARE DANCE BY TOMORROW. 214 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,718 AND I'M GONNA STOP CALLING EVERYBODY CUPCAKE. 215 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,079 AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN, CUPCAKE! 216 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,133 ( doorbell rings ) 217 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,029 - HEY, T. - HI. 218 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,131 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 219 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,203 - I'VE GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO. - WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY? 220 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,142 I'VE HAD THE WORST DAY. I HAVE THIS BIG FINAL TOMORROW, 221 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,799 AND I CAN'T FIND A QUIET PLACE TO STUDY. 222 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,137 - I TRIED MY HOUSE BUT-- - WAS IT YOUR MOM? 223 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,044 IT WAS EVERYBODY. 224 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,976 BUT MAINLY YOUR MOM. 225 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,481 TEDDY, YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE. COME ON. 226 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,994 GO ON, YOU JUST GET YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, 227 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,858 AND I WILL MAKE YOU SOME TEA. 228 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,789 UM, HOW COME YOU NEVER DO ANY OF THIS FOR ME? 229 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,025 I DO THIS FOR PEOPLE WHO STUDY. 230 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,330 NOT WORTH IT. 231 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,244 HEY, THERE HE IS. 232 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,809 THERE'S THE GUY WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 233 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,111 HONEY, WE SAW THIS KARAOKE MACHINE, 234 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,284 AND WE THOUGHT OF YOU. 235 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,252 BECAUSE...? 236 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,121 BECAUSE WE CAN SING TOGETHER. 237 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,920 BECAUSE...? 238 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,963 BECAUSE IT'LL BE FUN. 239 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,986 AM I BEING PUNISHED? 240 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,025 ( laughs ) NO. 241 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,100 YOUR MOM AND I THOUGHT WE JUST HADN'T HAD ENOUGH "GABE TIME" LATELY. 242 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,000 OH. 243 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,272 YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THOSE STUPID HOMEMADE COUPONS 244 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,900 I GAVE ON MOTHER'S DAY, ARE YOU? 245 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,007 BECAUSE THOSE EXPIRED. 246 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,239 NO, HONEY, WE JUST WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. 247 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,314 OKAY, NOW YOU LOOK AT THIS 248 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,953 AND PICK OUT ANY SONG YOU WANT. 249 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,919 AND WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, I'LL DO THIS. 250 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,350 - ( clicks ) - ( "Alouette" playing ) 251 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,024 ( clears throat ) 252 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,294 ( singing in French ) 253 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,296 - ( sings ) - BOB, IT'S NOT A DUET. 254 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,299 NO, IT NEVER IS, HONEY. 255 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,878 ( singing in French ) 256 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,248 ( square dance music playing ) 257 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,324 * Form a square and back you go * 258 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,252 * Now meet your honey with a do-si-do * 259 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,358 * Chicken in the bread pan pecking at dough * 260 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,130 * Skip to my Lou, my darlin' * 261 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,128 NO NO NO NO. YEP. 262 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,860 OKAY, GO, KEEP GOING. 263 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,627 * Ladies, do and, gents, you know * 264 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,304 * It's bow to your partner and off you go, swing her around... * 265 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,404 - ( clicks ) - ( music stops ) 266 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,306 - LET'S TAKE A BREAK. - WE DON'T HAVE TIME. I GOTTA LEARN THIS. 267 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,109 P.J., WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR OVER THREE HOURS, 268 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,641 AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW A "DO-SI" FROM A "DO." 269 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,406 THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "GOOD GOOD"? 270 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,616 I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME. I WAS KILLING IT. UNH! 271 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,949 SO THAT'S IT? I'M NOT GONNA GRADUATE? 272 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,916 - SORRY, BUDDY. - OH MAN. 273 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,926 AFTER BARELY PASSING THE SUBJECTS THAT END IN "OLOGY" AND "OMETRY," 274 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,860 I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE "ANCING" THAT TOOK ME DOWN. 275 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,931 ( pants ) 276 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,966 WE'RE WANNA SHOW YOU ONE OF OUR FAVORITE MOVIES FROM WHEN WE WERE YOUR AGE. 277 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,265 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. IT'S ABOUT A GIANT SQUID 278 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,637 THAT TERRORIZES A SMALL BEACH COMMUNITY. 279 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:40,476 IT'S CALLED "TENTACLES OVER PISMO." 280 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,015 I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT. 281 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,352 BUT DON'T WORRY, WE WILL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME. 282 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,287 HOW MUCH LONGER IS "GABE TIME" GONNA LAST? 283 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,229 SWEETIE, WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 284 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,301 THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MIDDLE KID 285 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,199 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE THE FORGOTTEN KID. 286 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,071 OH! 287 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,300 YOU GUYS OVERHEARD ME SAY-- 288 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,935 SHH! MOVIE'S STARTING. 289 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,911 COME ON NOW, SNUGGLE WITH MOMMY. 290 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,481 Woman on TV: Eww! What's that? 291 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,210 Woman #2: It's an arm. 292 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,005 Man: It's eight arms. 293 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,447 - ( Bob and Amy gasp ) - ( screaming ) 294 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,957 PRETTY SCARY, HUH? 295 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,519 COME ON, THE SQUID'S WEARING A WATCH. 296 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,431 ( gasps ) CATHERINE THE GREAT. 297 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,370 - ( beeps ) - ( sighs ) 1:00 A.M. 298 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,166 ONLY SEVEN MORE HOURS UNTIL THIS TEST. 299 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,008 COME ON, TEDDY, FOCUS. 300 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,016 I'M SORRY, MRS. WENTZ, DID I WAKE YOU? 301 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,990 MRS. WENTZ? 302 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,292 - ( organ music playing ) - ARE YOU OKAY? 303 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,197 - OH NO. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 304 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,044 SHE'S SLEEP-PLAYING. 305 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,199 SHE'S WHAT? 306 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,038 YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE SLEEPWALK AND SLEEP-TALK? 307 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,183 MY MOM PLAYS THE ORGAN IN HER SLEEP. 308 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,076 CAN YOU WAKE HER UP? I HAVE TO STUDY. 309 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,352 YOU CAN'T WAKE UP A SLEEPWALKER. IT'S DANGEROUS. 310 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,592 SHE'LL BE DONE SOON. AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T START SINGING, WE'RE GOOD. 311 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,486 * O BEAUTIFUL 312 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,221 * FOR SPACIOUS SKIES 313 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,528 * FOR AMBER WAVES 314 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,230 * OF GRAIN... 315 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,433 IT'S HER SALUTE TO AMERICA. 316 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,166 THIS'LL TAKE A WHILE. 317 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,441 UNBELIEVABLE. 318 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,570 - WHERE YOU GOING? - MY CAR, I GUESS. 319 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,776 GOTTA FIND A QUIET PLACE TO STUDY. 320 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,148 ( note holding ) 321 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,049 IS IT OVER? 322 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,792 * MY COUNTRY, 'TIS OF THEE * 323 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,118 * SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY 324 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,625 * OF THEE I SING. 325 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,428 ( vehicle beeping ) 326 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,340 - ( hydraulics whirring ) - CHARLES II. 327 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,239 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ( chains clanking ) 328 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,541 YOU CAN'T TOW MY CAR! 329 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,284 I HAVE A FINAL! 330 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,617 Gabe: CHARLIE, I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 331 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,528 - ABOUT WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY... - BOB, BOB, GET OVER-- 332 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,258 ...I WAS WRONG. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MOM AND DAD FORGETTING YOU. 333 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,255 THEY MIGHT BE BUSY, 334 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,597 BUT THEY LOVE US VERY MUCH. 335 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,243 - THAT IS SO SWEET. - WHAT IS? 336 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,411 ( laughs ) 337 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,482 COME ON. 338 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,480 WELL, I GUESS GABE ENJOYS BEING THE FORGOTTEN KID. 339 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,224 YEAH, SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT. 340 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,450 HEY, YOU KNOW, IF WE WERE TO FORGET HIM, 341 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,646 JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN... 342 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,487 THAT WOULD BE GOOD PARENTING. 343 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,561 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M GOING TO DO MY PART 344 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,564 AND FORGET HIM THIS WEEK. 345 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,666 AND I SHALL IGNORE HIM ALL WEEKEND. 346 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,399 MMM. FEELS GOOD. 347 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,535 YEAH, IT ALWAYS FEELS GOOD TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 348 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,413 WELL, DUNCAN, 349 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,315 DID YOU MASTER THE ART OF SQUARE DANCING IN 24 HOURS? 350 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,678 ACTUALLY, NO. 351 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,546 THEN WHAT ARE YOU WEARING THE CAP AND GOWN FOR? 352 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,415 LOOK, MY PARENTS ARE OUT THERE. 353 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,424 THEY REALLY WANNA SEE ME GRADUATE. 354 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,426 SO I CAME BACK HERE TO APPEAL TO YOUR SENSE OF MERCY 355 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,700 AND HUMANITY AND-- 356 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,300 DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ANY OF THOSE? 357 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,573 NOT SINCE I STARTED WEARING THE WHISTLE. 358 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,913 Man over P.A.: I'd like to welcome this year's South High graduating class! 359 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,209 - ( crowd cheering ) - I'LL SEE YOU IN THE FALL, DUNCAN. 360 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,613 HEY. 361 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,305 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 362 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,717 EMMETT JUST TOLD ME EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON, 363 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,218 SO I'M HERE TO HELP YOU GRADUATE. 364 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,521 FORGET IT. IT'S OVER. I CAN'T DO IT. 365 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,723 OH YES, YOU CAN. YOU'RE A DUNCAN. 366 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,655 YOU'VE GOT SQUARE DANCING IN YOUR BLOOD. 367 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,590 IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS A SQUARE DANCING CHAMPION 368 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,958 WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. 369 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,696 ARE YOU "DO-SI-DO DUNCAN"? 370 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,303 WHATEVER, WHATEVER, WHATEVER, WHATEVER. 371 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,635 THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU, DAD, BUT HOW DOES THAT HELP ME? 372 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,741 - IT HELPS YOU LIKE THIS. - ( square dance music playing ) 373 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,213 OKAY, START WITH YOUR HAND UP, ALL RIGHT? 374 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,214 HEY, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 375 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,607 * Ladies, do, and, gents, you know * 376 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,518 * It's bow to your partner and off we go * 377 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,550 * Swing her around and, gents, you know * 378 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,615 * Once and a half and off we go * 379 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,524 * Swing your partner with your left hand * 380 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,716 * Then follow that up with a right-left grand * 381 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,358 * Corn in the pigpen, beans in the sack * 382 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,633 * Circle right then promenade back * 383 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,362 * Two hands up and around you go * 384 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,467 * Form a star, now do-si-do * 385 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,499 * Give your honey an allemande * 386 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,504 * Dive for the oyster, dig for the clam * 387 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,506 * Form a square and back you go * 388 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,538 * Now meet your honey with a do-si-do * 389 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,614 * Chicken in the bread pan, pecking at dough * 390 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,512 * Skip to my Lou, my darlin'. * 391 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,514 ( music stops ) 392 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,793 - ( laughs ) - DANG! 393 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,019 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 394 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,724 - DOES THAT MEAN-- - YOU CAN GRADUATE, CUPCAKE. 395 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,787 WHOO! COME ON, LET'S GO. 396 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,657 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 397 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,633 SIR, 398 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,365 IT WAS AN HONOR TO WATCH YOU WORK THE SQUARE. 399 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,343 WELL, I'LL BE BACK. 400 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,741 I GOT A DAUGHTER WHO CAN'T DANCE, EITHER. 401 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,453 Great news, Charlie. 402 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,381 Guess who got an "A" on her European history final. 403 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,318 Turns out the perfect place to study 404 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:57,063 is at a tow truck office at 6:00 in the morning. 405 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,559 Well, I am very proud of you. 406 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,762 - And speaking of proud-- - I graduated! Yeah! 407 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,473 It's upside down, honey. 408 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,439 I still graduated. 409 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,799 In other news, 410 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,807 everyone in the family has picked out two names for the new baby. 411 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,810 Mom and Dad are gonna choose from one of these. 412 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,842 ( hums "tadah" ) 413 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,847 So any favorites, Mom? 414 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,609 I'm not saying. 415 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:26,622 I see that "Candy" and "Hot Dog" have made a reappearance. 416 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,391 If you're watching this with your little brother Hot Dog, 417 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,334 wish him lots of good luck, Charlie. 418 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,726 HEY, GUYS, 419 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,738 MOM AND DAD WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS THING CALLED POTTY TRAINING. 420 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,341 WHAT'S THAT? 421 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,373 YOU KNOW THAT ROOM AT THE END OF THE HALL? 422 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,777 THE ONE WITH THE WEIRD CHAIR? 423 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,549 YEAH, THAT CHAIR IS CALLED A TOILET. 424 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,809 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US LEARN HOW TO USE IT. 425 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,877 TOILET? 426 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,816 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CURRENT SYSTEM? 427 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,823 I AM VERY HAPPY IN DIAPERS. 428 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,725 ME, TOO. I LOVE DIAPERS. 429 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,658 NOT LOVING THIS ONE, THOUGH. 430 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,471 YEAH, I COULD GO FOR A CHANGE. 431 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,429 SHALL WE? 432 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,537 ( all crying ) 433 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,370 Amy: COMING! 434 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,406 YOU DON'T GET THAT KIND OF SERVICE ON THE TOILET. 31481

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