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MAN, THIS IS SO GREAT,
GETTING TO HANG OUT
WITH YOU.
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I FORGOT
HOW COOL YOU ARE.
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AWW. IVY,
YOU ARE SO SWEET.
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I LOVE HANGING OUT
WITH YOU TOO.
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SHH! I'M ON VIDEO CHAT.
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OH! HEY, IVY,
DID YOU SEE THIS EMAIL
FROM OUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR?
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MM-MM. IF IT'S
FROM SCHOOL, IT GOES
STRAIGHT TO MY SPAM.
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WELL, THIS IS ABOUT
OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE
REQUIREMENT.
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IF WE DON'T GET THIS DONE,
WE DON'T GRADUATE NEXT YEAR.
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SEE? THIS IS WHY
I DON'T OPEN EMAILS
FROM SCHOOL.
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THEY ALWAYS
STRESS ME OUT.
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OH NO, IT GETS WORSE.
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SEE, BECAUSE WE WAITED
SO LONG,
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THERE ARE
ONLY TWO JOBS LEFT.
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THE FIRST ONE INCLUDES
HELPING OLD PEOPLE--
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- PASS.
- BUT YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
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YOU LOST ME
AT "OLD PEOPLE."
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( chuckles )
SO WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE?
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INTERNING AT K-QUI,
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- THAT PUBLIC RADIO STATION.
- YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE...
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( softly )
EVERYONE TALKS LIKE THIS.
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( softly )
YES. YES, THAT'S THE ONE.
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MAN, I HATE
THAT STATION.
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WELL, WOULD YOU RATHER
BATHE OLD PEOPLE?
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( softly )
AND WE'RE ON THE AIR.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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HEY, BOB, HONEY,
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
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- WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY--
- NO!
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NO MORE BABIES!
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WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?
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I WAS GOING TO SAY
WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY SHOWER.
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OH.
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YOU SHOULD REALLY RUN YOUR WORDS
TOGETHER A LITTLE FASTER.
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IS A BABY SHOWER EVEN
APPROPRIATE FOR A FIFTH KID?
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IT IS WHEN YOU GAVE AWAY
ALL YOUR OTHER BABY STUFF
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BECAUSE YOU WERE
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN
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YOU WEREN'T GONNA HAVE
ANOTHER ONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME FOR?
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME FOR?
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SO...
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THROWING YOURSELF
A BABY SHOWER, HUH?
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I AM NOT THROWING MYSELF
A BABY SHOWER.
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THAT'S TACKY.
I JUST NEED
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TO TRICK SOMEONE
INTO THROWING IT FOR ME.
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- BUT WHO?
- ( doorbell rings )
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET IT.
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- HI.
- MARY LOU WENTZ.
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COME ON IN.
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( laughs )
THANK YOU, AMY.
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I WAS JUST TALKING
TO BOB ABOUT YOU.
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- REALLY?
- I WAS JUST TELLING HIM
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HOW YOU'RE
MY VERY BEST FRIEND.
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OH.
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AND YOU'RE--
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I'M JUST HERE
TO PICK UP IVY.
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MARY LOU,
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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HAVE A SEAT.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
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OH, I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA
LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
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SO WHAT'S
MY BEST FRIEND UP TO?
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THAT WOULD BE YOU.
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OH, RIGHT RIGHT.
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WELL, NOT MUCH.
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GREAT GREAT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DO,
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YOU COULD THROW A BABY SHOWER
FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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THAT WOULD BE ME.
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OH. A BABY SHOWER?
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YES, DOESN'T IT
SOUND FUN?
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OKAY, I WILL DO
ALL THE WORK.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SHOW UP AND HOST IT.
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OKAY, I GUESS
I COULD DO THAT.
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GREAT.
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OH, AND I WANT IT
TO BE A SURPRISE.
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BUT YOU ALREADY
KNOW ABOUT IT.
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I MEAN WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
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OH, MARY LOU,
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HONEY,
I'M AN INCREDIBLE ACTRESS,
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( laughs )
TRY ME. JUST, UMM,
TELL ME SOMETHING SAD.
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UM, YOUR DOG IS SICK.
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( sobs )
WHAT? NO!
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( wailing )
I CAN'T BEAR IT!
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NO! WHY? OH WHY?
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- ( grunts )
- ( squeaks )
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( shouts ) IVY!
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HEY. ( laughs )
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GREAT NEWS!
MY FRIEND RICHIE'S
GOT A KIDNEY STONE.
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YES! YEAH!
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WAIT. WHY IS THAT
GREAT NEWS?
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BECAUSE HE CAN'T USE
HIS FRONT-ROW TICKETS
TO THE HOCKEY GAME
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WHICH MEANS I GET TO GO
AND I GET TO BRING ONE OF YOU.
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- Both: OH!
TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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YOU GUYS NEED
TO WORK THIS OUT,
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BECAUSE I CAN'T PICK
A FAVORITE.
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I MEAN, I'VE GOT ONE,
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I JUST CAN'T SAY
WHO IT IS.
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OKAY. HEY,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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WE'LL FLIP A COIN,
ALL RIGHT?
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HEADS I WIN,
TAILS YOU LOSE.
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NO NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S
WRONG ABOUT THAT,
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BUT I KNOW
I'M BEING TRICKED.
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OKAY, I'LL THINK
OF A NUMBER IN MY HEAD
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AND WE'LL GUESS AND SEE
WHO COMES THE CLOSEST.
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GABE, I'M NOT FALLING
FOR THAT AGAIN.
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- FINE.
- OUT OF CURIOSITY,
WAS IT SIX?
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- YUP.
- DANG IT! MMM!
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( softly, slowly )
AND NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK
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AT OUR NATIONAL NEWS.
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OKAY, SO REMEMBER,
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IF WE'RE GONNA GET
THESE JOBS, WE'VE GOTTA
COME ACROSS AS SMART.
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SO WE LOVE BOOKS,
WE LOVE OPERA,
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BOOKS ABOUT OPERA,
OPERAS ABOUT BOOKS.
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RIGHT, GOT IT, GOT IT.
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- YEAH.
- ACT ALL BRAINYISH
AND STUFF.
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AND LET ME DO
THE TALKING.
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THE LOWER HOUSE
OF THE LEGISLATURE
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PASSED THE BILL
BY A VOTE OF 92-68.
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AND THEN IT WAS SENT
TO THE UPPER CHAMBER.
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MORE TO COME ON THIS
FAST-BREAKING STORY.
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THIS IS K-QUI,
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THE QUIET STATION.
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- WELL, HELLO, GIRLS.
- Teddy: HI.
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I'M DIANE VANDERWEIS,
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STATION MANAGER
AND ON-AIR PERSONALITY.
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OH, I'M TEDDY.
CHARMED.
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AND I'M IVY.
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AS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
ONCE SAID, "HELLO."
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WELL, I'M SURE HE DID SAY
THAT AT SOME POINT.
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OH YES, HE-- HE DID.
WE LOOKED IT UP IN A BOOK.
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AND HEARD IT
IN AN OPERA.
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OKAY. SO TELL ME,
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AND YOU FAMILIAR
WITH K.Q.U.I.?
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- NO, WHAT'S THAT?
- OH, UH...
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SHE'S KIDDING.
SHE KNOWS THAT K.Q.U.I.
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IS THE RADIO STATION THAT
WE ARE IN. RIGHT, IVY?
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AS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
ONCE SAID, "YES."
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OKAY. HAVE YOU HEARD
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OUR AWARD-WINNING PROGRAM
"FRUIT TALK"?
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OH, "FRUIT TALK."
YEAH, I LOVE THAT SHOW.
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I FIND IT
BOTH FRUITY AND TALKY.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT,
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BECAUSE THAT'S THE SHOW
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WORKING ON.
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WELCOME TO
THE K-QUI FAMILY, GIRLS.
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- THANK YOU, DIANE.
- ( chuckles )
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WE ARE-- WE'RE REALLY
VERY EXCITED.
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MM-HMM. NOW CAN YOU JUST
SIGN THIS FORM FOR SCHOOL?
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I SIGN THAT AFTER
YOU DO THE WORK.
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IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
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- HEY.
- HEY, HONEY.
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- WHAT YOU DOING?
- MAKING OUT THE GUEST LIST
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FOR MY BABY SHOWER.
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YOU'RE INVITING
YOUR EX-BOSS KAREN?
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- I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T LIKE HER?
- HONEY, I CAN'T STAND HER.
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BUT SHE MARRIED
A RICH GUY
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AND THAT MEANS
AN EXPENSIVE PRESENT.
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I LIKE PRESENTS.
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CHARLIE. PLEASE, HONEY,
DON'T BE GREEDY, OKAY?
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THIS PARTY'S FOR MOMMY.
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WAIT. WHY IS DEBBIE DOOLEY
A QUESTION MARK?
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'CAUSE, HONEY, I'M NOT SURE
I CAN HANDLE THE VOICE.
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( Jersey accent )
I'M DEBBIE DOOLEY.
HOW YA DOIN'?
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OH, IT GIVES ME
A HEADACHE.
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- SO YOU'RE NOT INVITING HER?
- OH, I'M INVITING HER.
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THE GIRL CAN BAKE.
OF COURSE, THEN YOU HAVE
TO HEAR HER SAY
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00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:08,245
"HERE'S A SNICKERDOODLE
JUST FOR YOU-DLE."
184
00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:13,021
NOW ALL I HAVE
TO DO IS EMAIL
THIS LIST TO MARY LOU,
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00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:15,133
AND THEN SHE CAN REPLY
WITH A BUNCH OF SMILEY FACES.
186
00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,585
OH, THAT WOMAN IS
TOO PERKY.
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( laughing )
OKAY, SO WE'VE GOT--
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WE GOT TOO PERKY,
WE GOT TOO ANNOYING
189
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AND WE GOT SOMEBODY
THAT YOU CAN'T STAND.
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THIS SOUNDS LIKE
AN AWFUL PARTY.
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BOB, PLEASE,
THESE ARE MY DEAREST FRIENDS
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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HEY, DAD.
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P.J.
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- YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.
- MMM.
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HEY, GREAT NEWS,
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GABE AND I WORKED IT OUT,
AND WE DECIDED
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THAT I WOULD BE GOING
TO THE GAME WITH YOU.
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- JUST YOU.
- MM-HMM. THAT'S RIGHT.
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- MMM.
- ( gasps ) HEY.
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GUYS, I'M SORRY.
I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE OF YOU.
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- TAKE ME.
- NO NO, TAKE ME.
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00:10:02,773 --> 00:10:04,273
- I LOVE YOU MORE.
- NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
203
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- HEY HEY HEY!
- NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
204
00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:08,876
I HAVE DREAMED OF YOU GUYS
HAVING THIS ARGUMENT--
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JUST NOT WHILE YOU'RE
WEARING THE SAME PANTS.
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( Jersey accent )
I'M DEBBIE DOOLEY.
HOW YA DOIN'?
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MARY LOU WENTZ.
WELCOME.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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THE COMMUTE WAS A BEAR.
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00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,827
OH. I THOUGHT YOU LIVED
ACROSS THE STREET.
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00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,960
I DO. GOTCHA!
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00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,902
( laughs )
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- HERE COMES AMY!
- OOH! EVERYBODY HIDE!
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OH MY GOODNESS.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,140
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO HI--
( thuds )
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Women:
SURPRISE!
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WHA-- WHAT IS THIS?
218
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,749
A PARTY FOR ME?
219
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,022
I-- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
220
00:10:54,024 --> 00:10:57,134
( laughing )
OH MY GOSH,
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
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YOU GUYS REALLY GOT ME.
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00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,802
- ( crying ) AND NOW
I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL.
- Debbie: AWW.
223
00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,366
A SHOWER?
224
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,837
FOR MY FIFTH BABY?
225
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,870
IT ALMOST SEEMS
INAPPROPRIATE.
226
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,353
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
WHEN I GOT THE INVITE.
227
00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:19,145
OH, KAREN, I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
228
00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:22,349
OH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
GETTING INVITED TO A LOT
OF THINGS LATELY.
229
00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:25,092
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE HEARD,
BUT I MARRIED WELL.
230
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,355
WHOA. YES,
THAT'S VERY SPARKLY AS WELL.
231
00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:30,118
I'M JUST GLAD
TO HAVE YOUR PRESENT--
232
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,460
YOU PRESENT--
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
233
00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:36,273
( chuckles )
SO, MARY LOU,
234
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:38,466
WHAT FUN SHOWER GAMES
DID YOU PLAN?
235
00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:41,168
( whispers )
SHOWER GAMES?
YOU SAID JUST SHOW UP.
236
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,471
WELL, A TREASURE HUNT
YOU SAY?
237
00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,313
OH WOW.
238
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:49,335
OH, MARY LOU,
YOU PRINTED MAPS
AND EVERYTHING?
239
00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:53,079
WOW, MARY LOU,
YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO THROW A SHOWER.
240
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,493
WELL, I PUT A LOT
OF WORK INTO IT.
241
00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:57,845
( whispers )
YEAH, LEAVE THE ACTING TO ME.
242
00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:07,204
( softly )
I'M MIKE CANNAGHER,
AND YOU'RE LISTENING
243
00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:09,327
TO A VERY SPECIAL EDITION
244
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,229
OF "FRUIT TALK."
245
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,813
IT'S AN APPLE-PALOOZA.
246
00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:19,307
( crunchy apple bitten )
247
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,239
MMM-MMM!
248
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,171
APPLES, APPLES, APPLES.
249
00:12:24,174 --> 00:12:26,984
ALL DIFFERENT KINDS
OF APPLES.
250
00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:28,817
FUJI.
251
00:12:28,819 --> 00:12:30,249
ROME.
252
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,750
PINK LADY.
253
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,862
McINTOSH!
254
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,985
- UH-UH.
- ( clicks )
255
00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:38,987
I'LL NEVER MAKE IT
THROUGH FIVE HOURS OF THIS.
256
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:40,829
WELL, WE HAVE TO, IVY.
IF WE DON'T GET
257
00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:42,761
THAT FORM SIGNED,
WE DON'T GRADUATE.
258
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,442
- ( clicks )
- ( over speakers )
Red delicious.
259
00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:48,395
GRANNY SMITH.
BRAEBURN.
260
00:12:48,398 --> 00:12:51,268
THEN AGAIN,
GRADUATION'S OVERRATED.
261
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,071
NOW I'M KINDA WISHING
WE STAYED AT THE BABY SHOWER.
262
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:58,014
I MEAN, IT LOOKED BORING,
BUT NOT THIS BORING.
263
00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:00,278
- ( clicks )
- IT'S GOTTA GET BETTER.
264
00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:03,311
WAIT, WE'RE NOT
GETTING ANY SOUND.
265
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,823
TOLD YOU
IT'D GET BETTER.
266
00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:07,856
MAYBE THE MIC'S DEAD.
267
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,389
NO, MIKE'S DEAD.
268
00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:14,123
MIKE?
269
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:23,231
- FEELING BETTER, MIKE?
- OH, I'M FINE.
270
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,443
IT'S JUST
THE APPLE-PALOOZA--
271
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,205
TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT.
272
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:31,077
WAIT. MIKE, BEFORE YOU GO,
ONE MORE THING--
273
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:35,451
- COULD YOU SIGN THIS?
- WELL, YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE
TO DO THE REST OF THE SHOW.
274
00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:37,885
- WHAT?
- OH, DON'T WORRY.
275
00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:41,318
- IT'S ONLY FOUR HOURS.
- WELL, WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
276
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,221
- YOU KNOW WHAT
AN APPLE IS?
- YES.
277
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,063
YOU'RE ALL SET.
278
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,402
YOU WANTED
TO SEE US, DAD?
279
00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:55,613
P.J., GABE,
280
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,105
COME ON DOWN!
281
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:02,239
- WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANTS
282
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,082
ON "LOVE THAT BOB."
283
00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:07,575
( lively music plays )
284
00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,347
THIS IS THE GAME
WHERE WE FIND OUT
285
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,579
- WHO KNOWS
THE MOST ABOUT BOB.
- ( canned applause )
286
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:15,291
BROUGHT TO YOU
BY BOB'S BUGS BE GONE.
287
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,486
AND LET'S MEET
OUR CONTESTANTS!
288
00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:21,859
I'M P.J.
289
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,061
( sighs )
GABE.
290
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,195
LOVE THAT ENTHUSIASM.
291
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,197
- ( music plays )
- ( canned applause )
292
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,569
ALL RIGHT.
P.J., GABE,
293
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,542
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS
294
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:37,354
ABOUT YOUR FATHER,
PEST CONTROL SPECIALIST
BOB DUNCAN.
295
00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:39,247
WHOEVER WINDS UP
WITH THE MOST CORRECT ANSWERS
296
00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:42,009
WINS A TICKET
TO A HOCKEY GAME.
297
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,182
- ( laughs )
- OOH.
298
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,124
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN.
299
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,187
QUESTION ONE,
300
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,589
- "WHAT IS BOB'S"--
- DONUTS!
301
00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:57,165
- ( dings )
- CORRECT!
302
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,467
- ( laughs )
- SECOND QUESTION--
303
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:00,629
PIZZA.
304
00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:04,071
- ( dings )
- YEAH.
305
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:07,344
LET'S MOVE ON
FROM THE FOOD CATEGORY.
306
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,209
OKAY, HERE'S--
HERE'S AN EASY ONE.
307
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,452
"WHAT IS BOB'S
MIDDLE NAME?"
308
00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,304
LOOKING FOR A MIDDLE NAME.
309
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,259
- ( sighs )
ALL RIGHT, TIME'S UP.
- ( buzzer sounds )
310
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,062
IT'S WILLIAM.
MOVING ON.
311
00:15:34,064 --> 00:15:35,644
"WILLIAM MOVING ON"?
312
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,305
YEESH, WHAT A TERRIBLE NAME.
313
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:39,638
IT'S NO WONDER
YOU NEVER USE IT.
314
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,309
I CAN'T POSSIBLY
LOSE THIS THING.
315
00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:46,453
OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE.
316
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,146
"HOW OLD IS BOB?"
317
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,280
FIFT--
318
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,151
- HEY.
- ( buzzer sounding )
319
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,433
- SIX--
- NO NO NO.
320
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,986
- SEVEN--
- ALL RIGHT, NEXT QUESTION!
321
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,591
WHEN IS BOB'S BIRTHDAY?
322
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:11,568
OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
YOU GOTTA KNOW THIS ONE.
323
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,271
JANUARY 1st.
324
00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:16,414
( buzzer sounds )
325
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,576
- JANUARY 2nd.
- ( buzzer sounds )
326
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,349
- JANUARY 3rd.
- ( buzzer sounds )
327
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,552
- JANUARY 4th.
- ( buzzer sounds )
328
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:30,187
OKAY, WE ARE
NOW INTO OUR...
329
00:16:32,162 --> 00:16:35,372
SECOND HOUR
OF APPLE-PALOOZA.
330
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:39,365
STILL WAITING
FOR THAT FIRST CALL.
( chuckles )
331
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,072
OH, JUST A REMINDER,
332
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,244
"PALOOZA" MEANS EXCITEMENT,
333
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:50,336
AND "CALL" MEANS CALL.
334
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:52,580
ANYONE.
335
00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:54,782
ANYONE AT ALL.
( chuckles )
336
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:57,424
OH, HEY. IN FACT,
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO CRAZY,
337
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,447
OPEN IT UP TO FOODS
OF ALL KINDS.
338
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:00,519
WE COULD TALK...
339
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,050
VEGETABLES, STEAK,
340
00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:06,564
SAUSAGE, BACON.
341
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,398
DAD, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE,
PLEASE CALL.
342
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:16,765
OKAY, CHARLIE,
343
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,636
YOU READY TO HELP MOMMY
OPEN HER PRESENTS?
344
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,538
- YES, MOMMY.
- Women: AWW.
345
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,111
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE ALL THINKING.
346
00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:26,324
I MAKE THE MOST
ADORABLE CHILDREN.
347
00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,817
AND LOTS OF 'EM.
348
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:33,551
OKAY, BEFORE WE DO PRESENTS,
I'M JUST GONNA RUN
349
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,533
TO THE LITTLE MOMMY'S ROOM.
BE RIGHT BACK.
350
00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:37,385
- OH.
- OH. ( giggles )
351
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:40,287
HMM. WELL.
352
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,430
WHAT A PRETTY GIRL
YOU ARE.
353
00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:43,732
MY NAME IS KAREN.
354
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,103
MY MOMMY DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
355
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,497
( chuckles )
OH. OH MY.
OF COURSE SHE DOES.
356
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,700
WHY ELSE WOULD
SHE INVITE ME
TO THE PARTY?
357
00:17:52,702 --> 00:17:54,372
YOU'RE RICH.
358
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,346
OH. MM-HMM.
359
00:17:58,348 --> 00:17:59,608
WELL, YES, I AM RICH,
360
00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:02,079
WHICH MEANS
I HAVE A LARGE CAR
361
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,321
TO PUT
MY LARGE PRESENT INTO
362
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,285
AND DRIVE AWAY!
363
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,833
WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD.
364
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:17,865
( laughs )
365
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:21,497
I'M CERTAINLY GLAD
YOUR MOMMY LIKES ME.
HUH, CHARLIE?
366
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,201
MY MOM SAYS
YOU TALK FUNNY.
367
00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:29,176
- PARDON ME?
- IT HURTS HER HEAD.
368
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,440
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
369
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,193
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST
TAKE MY SNICKERDOODLES
370
00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:37,486
AND SKIDOODLE.
371
00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:40,117
- YOU'RE LEAVING?
- OH, YOU BETCHA.
372
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,332
UH, AMY, I THINK
YOU MIGHT WANNA
HURRY IT UP IN THERE!
373
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,127
MEAN.
374
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,758
- STUPID.
- ( gasps )
375
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,161
SMELLY.
376
00:18:55,165 --> 00:18:56,765
BYE-BYE.
377
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:04,141
OKAY, THE TOPIC IS NOW
378
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,383
"THINGS THAT EXIST
379
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,716
IN THE WORLD."
380
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,420
WOW, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GETTING AN ACTUAL CALL.
381
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:17,464
HI, AND WELCOME
TO "FRUIT TALK."
WHO IS THIS?
382
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,757
IT'S IVY.
383
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,259
YOU DO REALIZE
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
384
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,562
LISTENING
TO THE SHOW, RIGHT?
385
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,703
AND I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING.
386
00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:29,536
WELL, WE STILL HAVE
THREE MORE HOURS TO FILL.
387
00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:33,569
- WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
- HOW ABOUT THIS?
388
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,583
( hip-hop music playing )
389
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,607
OH, OKAY.
390
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,811
♪ WE TRIED TO TALK FRUIT,
WE TRIED SOME CONVERSATION ♪
391
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:46,623
♪ BUT THE STATION'S
SO BORING, I NEED A VACATION ♪
392
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:49,416
♪ LISTEN UP, PEOPLE,
THIS STATION'S A LOSER ♪
393
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:51,589
♪ AND THIS WHOLE SHOW WAS
AN APPLE-PA-SNOOZA ♪
394
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,591
♪ EWW, OH ♪
395
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,803
- ♪ THIS STATION IS SAD ♪
- ♪ THIS STATION IS TIRED... ♪
396
00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,426
- ( music stops )
- SAID THE TWO INTERNS
WHO JUST GOT FIRED.
397
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,675
CAN YOU SIGN THIS FIRST?
398
00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:15,454
- JULY 7th.
- ( buzzer sounding )
399
00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:16,985
- JULY 8th.
- JULY 9th.
400
00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:20,286
ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
401
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:24,350
THIS, UH-- THIS WASN'T
AS MUCH FUN AS I THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE.
402
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,825
I THINK I'M GONNA
ASK SOMEBODY ELSE TO GO
TO THE HOCKEY GAME.
403
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,858
WHOA. WAIT WAIT, DAD,
JUST LET ME SAY SOMETHING.
404
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,531
JULY 10th.
405
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:44,011
THIS SHOWER WAS
A TOTAL DISASTER.
406
00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:46,683
I GUESS CHARLIE UNDERSTANDS
MORE THAN I THOUGHT.
407
00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:49,246
I'M SORRY, MAMA.
408
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,618
- OH.
- HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
409
00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:54,952
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
410
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,994
IT'S NOT ANYBODY'S FAULT.
411
00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:59,686
- WELL, ACTUALLY--
- IT'S NOT ANYBODY'S FAULT,
MARY LOU.
412
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:02,529
- OKAY.
- NOW WOULD YOU LIKE
A CUP OF TEA?
413
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,992
- YES, I WOULD LOVE THAT.
- OKAY.
414
00:21:06,696 --> 00:21:09,636
( whispers )
OKAY, SPILL IT, CHARLIE.
WHAT DID SHE SAY ABOUT ME?
415
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:13,401
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
COME WITH ME.
416
00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:25,621
Well, Charlie,
Ivy and I are looking
for a new internship,
417
00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:28,815
and-- oh, I guess
we have to be more careful
418
00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:30,618
with what
we say around you.
419
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,390
Otherwise, people might
find out they're too perky.
420
00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:38,426
Are you here
to pick up Ivy,
Mrs. Wentz?
421
00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:41,668
No, I'm just
really annoyed.
422
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,573
All righty, then.
423
00:21:44,574 --> 00:21:45,714
Bob:
Okay, Teddy,
Come on! Let's go.
424
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,005
So I'm going
to my first hockey game,
425
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,507
'cause I was
the only kid who knew
when Dad's birthday is.
426
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,611
Okay, running a little late.
427
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,454
Gonna have to paint
your face in the car.
428
00:21:57,847 --> 00:21:59,417
( chuckles nervously )
429
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,019
( sarcastically )
Yay, I'm the winner.
430
00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:05,633
Wish me
good luck, Charlie.
431
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,842
- HEY, MOM.
- ( Jersey accent )
OH, THERE'S MY LITTLE TYKE.
432
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,665
HOW YA DOIN'?
433
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,042
MOM, YOU FEELING OKAY?
434
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,723
SUPER GOOD
AND GETTIN' BETTER.
435
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,348
WHY ARE YOU
TALKING LIKE THAT?
436
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,049
LIKE WHAT?
437
00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,593
OH, FUNNY THING.
438
00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:38,125
I WAS TAKING A WALK TODAY
WITH DEBBIE DOOLEY
439
00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,927
AND WE FOUND
A MAGIC POTION.
440
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:45,130
WELL, NATURALLY
WE EACH TOOK A SIP,
441
00:22:45,134 --> 00:22:48,004
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.
442
00:22:47,997 --> 00:22:50,137
UH, MOM,
443
00:22:50,139 --> 00:22:51,599
SOMETHING DID HAPPEN.
444
00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:53,141
WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
445
00:22:53,142 --> 00:22:56,452
NOTHING TO FIX,
MR. BOSSY PANTS.
446
00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:01,607
SNICKERDOODLE?
447
00:23:01,611 --> 00:23:04,081
OH YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE ARE GOOD.
448
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,623
ARE WE?
449
00:23:05,615 --> 00:23:07,615
( Jersey accent )
YOU BETCHA.
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