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WHAT'S WRONG WITH HOCKEY? 6 00:00:18,749 --> 00:00:20,349 - SHH SHH SHH! -( footsteps ) 7 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:23,591 DID SOMEONE SAY HOCKEY? 8 00:00:23,594 --> 00:00:25,534 N-NO, HONEY. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,656 I SAID I WAS FEELING A LITTLE... 10 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:29,098 STOCKY. 11 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,700 I HEARD THE WORD HOCKEY COME UP FROM THE AIR VENT. 12 00:00:31,702 --> 00:00:36,112 I ASKED IF I COULD PLAY HOCKEY AND THEN DAD GOT ALL WEIRD. 13 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:37,567 I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THE DAY 14 00:00:37,568 --> 00:00:39,708 WHEN ONE OF MY KIDS STRAPPED ON THE SKATES 15 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:41,370 AND FOLLOWED IN MAMA'S FOOTSTEPS. 16 00:00:41,372 --> 00:00:44,452 - I FEEL A STORY COMING ON. - I WAS THE STAR 17 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,515 OF THE SOUTHWEST DENVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE LADY ICERS. 18 00:00:48,619 --> 00:00:51,579 - YOU EVEN HAD A CUTE NICKNAME. - THEY CALLED ME "PSYCHO." 19 00:00:51,582 --> 00:00:54,792 BROKE THE LEAGUE RECORD FOR PENALTY MINUTES. 20 00:00:54,785 --> 00:00:57,655 - AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED ME-- - PSYCHO. I GOT IT. 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,628 CAN I PLAY HOCKEY? 22 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:01,530 NOT ONLY CAN YOU PLAY HOCKEY, 23 00:01:01,532 --> 00:01:04,102 I'M GONNA TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE SPORT. 24 00:01:04,095 --> 00:01:07,495 NO, THAT'S OKAY, MOM. THEY ACTUALLY HAVE COACHES. 25 00:01:07,498 --> 00:01:10,298 COACH... I'LL BE YOUR COACH! 26 00:01:10,301 --> 00:01:13,271 - GREAT IDEA! - COACH PSYCHO. 27 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,784 - PSYCHO. - THAT'S RIGHT, CHARLIE. 28 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,746 MOMMY'S PSYCHO. 29 00:01:20,711 --> 00:01:22,151 ( rock music playing ) 30 00:01:22,153 --> 00:01:23,613 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 31 00:01:23,614 --> 00:01:25,424 ♪ RUNNING LATE, AND DAD JOKES ♪ 32 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:27,786 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 33 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,758 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 34 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,660 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 35 00:01:31,662 --> 00:01:34,402 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 36 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:37,625 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 37 00:01:37,628 --> 00:01:41,398 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 38 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,532 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 39 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:45,184 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 40 00:01:45,176 --> 00:01:47,706 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 41 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,608 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 42 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,540 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 43 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:54,322 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 44 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,615 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 45 00:01:56,617 --> 00:02:00,347 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 46 00:02:00,351 --> 00:02:03,691 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 47 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,696 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 48 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,906 - OKAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW, BABE. - OKAY. 49 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:19,608 OH, HEY, DEREK, 50 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:21,570 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL 51 00:02:21,572 --> 00:02:24,252 - YOU WANNA GO MINI GOLFING? - EH, WHATEVER. 52 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:28,316 OKAY, SO, UM, IS THAT A WHATEVER LIKE... 53 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:30,219 "I DON'T WANNA GO," OR A WHATEVER LIKE 54 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,451 "MINI GOLF, WOW!"? 55 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:35,855 WHICHEVER. 56 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:40,858 OKAY OKAY, SO IS THAT A WHICHEVER LIKE "WHATEVER" 57 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:44,271 OR A WHICHEVER LIKE "MINI GOLF, WOW!"? 58 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:48,737 - NO WORRIES. - WHATEVER. 59 00:02:48,739 --> 00:02:51,769 - 'KAY, SEE YOU, BABE. - OKAY. 60 00:02:55,646 --> 00:02:57,276 IVY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 61 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,248 - SURE, WHAT'S UP? - IT'S ABOUT DEREK. 62 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,810 AND I WANT YOU TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. 63 00:03:01,812 --> 00:03:05,292 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR A WHILE. 64 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,356 AND AT FIRST IT WAS FUN AND EVERYTHING, BUT NOW 65 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:10,259 I'M KINDA WONDERING IF MAYBE I SHOULD-- 66 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:11,821 DUMP HIS SORRY BUTT! 67 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:17,265 - WHOA. - DO IT! NOW. 68 00:03:17,268 --> 00:03:19,298 HE'S PROBABLY STILL OUT THERE. I'LL GO GET HIM. 69 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,670 WHOA, IVY, IVY, WAIT! 70 00:03:21,672 --> 00:03:23,832 I DON'T MEAN RIGHT NOW. 71 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:27,244 I'VE NEVER BROKEN UP WITH SOMEBODY BEFORE AND I'M KIND OF NERVOUS ABOUT IT. 72 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:30,508 - THERE'S NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. - WELL, I-- I DON'T KNOW. 73 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,341 IT'S EASY. LOOK. 74 00:03:32,343 --> 00:03:34,593 JUST PRETEND I'M DEREK AND BREAK UP WITH ME. 75 00:03:34,585 --> 00:03:38,715 IF IT HELPS, I'LL PUT A STUPID LOOK ON MY FACE AND BREATHE THROUGH MY MOUTH. 76 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,356 UM... 77 00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:51,258 NO, I'M NOT GONNA PRACTICE BREAKING UP WITH SOMEBODY. 78 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:52,462 I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 79 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:55,343 I JUST TELL DEREK HOW I FEEL-- NICELY-- 80 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,366 AND THEN WE BOTH GO ON WITH OUR LIVES. 81 00:03:57,368 --> 00:04:00,308 HEH HEH. WHATEVER. 82 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,012 OKAY, COULD YOU STOP DOING THAT, PLEASE? 83 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:07,323 EHHH, I LIKE IT. 84 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:11,448 IT'S RELAXING. I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN'S ON VACATION. 85 00:04:16,287 --> 00:04:18,287 OKAY, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP. 86 00:04:18,289 --> 00:04:21,389 THE GENIUSES AT CORPORATE HAVE COME UP WITH A NEW MENU ITEM. 87 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,932 THEY ARE CALLED CHICKEN SLIVERS. 88 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:25,904 - WHAT'S A SLIVER? IS IT LIKE A NUGGET? - NO. 89 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:27,696 - IS IT LIKE A TENDER? - NOPE. 90 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:30,798 - DOES IT HAVE CHICKEN IN IT? - ACCORDING TO LEGAL, 91 00:04:30,801 --> 00:04:33,441 THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS "POSSIBLY." 92 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,845 AND REMEMBER, THEY'RE NOT JUST CHICKEN SLIVERS, 93 00:04:36,847 --> 00:04:39,307 THEY ARE CORPORAL KWIKKI'S CHICKEN SLIVERS, 94 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:42,380 IN HONOR OF OUR FOUNDER, CORPORAL BULL S. KWIKKI. 95 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:45,393 - WHAT'S HE A CORPORAL OF? - LIP-SMACKING GOODNESS. 96 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,556 WHICH IS ALSO THE TITLE OF HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 97 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,420 OKAY, MINIMUM WAGERS-- PAYCHECKS. 98 00:04:52,423 --> 00:04:54,533 - THANKS. - THANK YOU. 99 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:58,325 MITCH, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING MINIMUM WAGE? 100 00:04:58,329 --> 00:05:00,429 IT'S THE LAW. MY DAD TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 101 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,471 NEVER TALK TO YOUR PARENTS! 102 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:04,743 SERIOUSLY, GUYS, WHAT HAPPENS HERE IS SACRED. 103 00:05:04,735 --> 00:05:06,605 THIS IS A SAFE PLACE. 104 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:10,537 WAIT A MINUTE. "MINIMUM" MEANS THE LEAST. 105 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,481 WE'RE MAKING LESS THAN THE LEAST? 106 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:16,345 OKAY, DOORS OPENING, 107 00:05:16,347 --> 00:05:18,347 LET'S FEED THE WORLD, HUH? 108 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,422 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT OUR SALARY? 109 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,334 - WHY ME? - YOU'RE THE SMARTEST ONE HERE. 110 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,696 I AM? 111 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:31,459 BUT MY FOOT'S IN A MOP BUCKET. 112 00:05:34,405 --> 00:05:36,635 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO GET IT OUT. 113 00:05:43,113 --> 00:05:45,123 ( sighs ) I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO THE ICE RINK. 114 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:48,375 NO. YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE ICE UNTIL YOU LEARN THE FUNDAMENTALS. 115 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,979 ( groans ) SOUNDS BORING. 116 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,550 IT'S NOT BORING. IT'S FUN! 117 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,793 COME ON, YOU CAN'T SPELL FUNDAMENTAL WITHOUT "FUN." 118 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:57,755 YOU ALSO CAN'T SPELL IT WITHOUT "MENTAL." 119 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,588 OKAY, FUNDAMENTAL NUMBER ONE: POSITIONING. 120 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:04,402 - WHY IS THERE A PAD ON THE WALL? - ( grunts ) 121 00:06:04,395 --> 00:06:05,765 ( groans ) 122 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,496 BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN SAFETY FIRST. 123 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:12,770 - WHAT WAS THAT? - THAT'S CALLED CHECKING. 124 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,683 IT'S NOT ALLOWED AT YOUR LEVEL... 125 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,405 UNLESS THE REF DOESN'T SEE YOU. 126 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:20,048 - NOW YOU CHECK ME. - NO WAY, YOU'RE MY MOM. 127 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:21,610 COME ON, CHECK ME, YOU LITTLE WEENIE. 128 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:25,964 ( groans ) 129 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:27,986 THAT'S CALLED AVOIDING A CHECK. 130 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,458 GET UP. LET'S PRACTICE YOUR SKATING. 131 00:06:30,461 --> 00:06:33,521 OKAY, I WILL DEMONSTRATE. 132 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:36,634 WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH, 133 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:39,027 NICE AND EASY, JUST LIKE MAMA. 134 00:06:39,029 --> 00:06:41,969 - NOW YOU TRY. - OKAY. 135 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:46,414 - NOT BAD. - NOT BAD? 136 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,936 I'D SAY I'M PRETTY GOOD. ( groans ) 137 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,582 NEVER GET COMFORTABLE. 138 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:02,851 - HEY, SWEETIE PIE. - HEY, DAD. 139 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:05,664 ACTUALLY I WAS... 140 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:07,026 HEY, P.J. 141 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,629 - YOU OKAY? - I GOT A BIG PROBLEM AT WORK. 142 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,502 I FOUND OUT MY BOSS IS UNDERPAYING US 143 00:07:13,504 --> 00:07:15,914 AND NOW THE STAFF WANTS ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 144 00:07:15,906 --> 00:07:18,536 - WHY YOU? - I'M THE SMARTEST. 145 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:24,582 UM... HOW EXACTLY WAS THAT DETERMINED? 146 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:27,615 I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY A SECRET VOTE. 147 00:07:27,618 --> 00:07:30,018 MAYBE A RAFFLE. 148 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,721 UH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 149 00:07:32,723 --> 00:07:34,153 I DON'T KNOW. 150 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,194 - I DON'T KNOW. - P.J.! 151 00:07:36,186 --> 00:07:39,556 YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH LIFE ANSWERING EVERY QUESTION WITH "I DON'T KNOW." 152 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,530 REALLY? 153 00:07:41,532 --> 00:07:43,492 I HAVE SO FAR AND I'M A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 154 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,536 ( mutters ) PROBABLY A RAFFLE. 155 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:50,139 UM, LOOK, 156 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:52,600 SON, IF YOU THINK YOU DESERVE MORE MONEY, 157 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:54,913 THEN STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 158 00:07:54,905 --> 00:07:58,005 BY THE WAY, YOUR COWORKERS, THEY ARE COUNTING ONYOU 159 00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,508 TO BE STRONG. 160 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,893 ( sighs ) OH MAN, I JUST FOUND OUT I'M SMART, 161 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,656 NOW I HAVE TO BE STRONG TOO? 162 00:08:09,219 --> 00:08:11,759 ENJOY YOUR CHILDHOOD, CHARLIE. IT DOES NOT LAST FOREVER. 163 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:13,692 COOKIE? 164 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,125 P.J. WUV A COOKIE. 165 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,605 OKAY... OKAY OKAY, HE'S HERE. 166 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,837 OH, IVY, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 167 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,110 MY HEART IS POUNDING. OH, HI, HE SEES ME! 168 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,692 HE'S WAVING. ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M WAVING AND SMILING. 169 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,787 THIS FEELS SO WRONG. GOTTA GO. 170 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:42,851 - HEY THERE, HI, DEREK. - HEY. 171 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:45,703 OH HI, THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME. 172 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:48,296 - HEY, NO WORRIES. - YEAH, UH... 173 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:52,058 WELL, THERE MIGHT BE A FEW. 174 00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:55,742 LISTEN, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 175 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,666 - FOR WHAT? - FOR BLOWING OFF THAT WHOLE MINI GOLF THING. 176 00:08:58,669 --> 00:09:00,709 OH NO NO NO, THAT'S OKAY. 177 00:09:00,711 --> 00:09:03,611 NO! NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'RE MY GIRL. 178 00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:06,284 IF YOU LIKE MINI GOLF, I SHOULD LIKE MINI GOLF. 179 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:10,746 I DON'T LIKE MINI GOLF THAT MUCH. AND SPEAKING OF 180 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,251 - NOT LIKING THINGS-- - WAIT. 181 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,763 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 182 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:17,957 MM-HMM. 183 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,588 OH, HA HA. 184 00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:22,931 A LEATHER JACKET JUST LIKE YOURS. 185 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:26,243 YEAH, EXCEPT THIS ONE SAYS "D'S GIRL." 186 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,068 - YOU LIKE IT? - ( chuckles ) 187 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,970 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? I MEAN, I-- 188 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,013 I'M D'S GIRL, NOW IT SAYS SO... 189 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:37,976 ON A JACKET. 190 00:09:40,951 --> 00:09:43,811 - YEAH, WELL, TRY IT ON. - OOO-KAY. 191 00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:51,589 WOW, AWESOME. 192 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,991 NOW WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BACK OF MY BIKE 193 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,363 EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 194 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,966 D'S GIRL. 195 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,643 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - MITCH, WE NEED TO TALK. 196 00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:08,336 YOU FOUND OUT WHAT'S IN THE CHICKEN? 197 00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:11,338 - NO. - YOU FOUND OUT WHAT WE FEED THE CHICKENS? 198 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,653 - NO. - IS THIS ABOUT THE FINGER IN THE FINGERS? 199 00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:18,316 - WHAT?! - WHY DON'T YOU 200 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,188 TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 201 00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:23,690 - WE WANT A RAISE. - A RAISE. 202 00:10:23,694 --> 00:10:25,964 OKAY. OKAY. 203 00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:28,396 WE CAN DISCUSS THAT AT YOUR NEXT SALARY NEGOTIATION 204 00:10:28,398 --> 00:10:31,358 WHICH I BELIEVE IS SCHEDULED FOR THE 5th OF... 205 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:33,331 ( mutters ) OCTEMBRUARY. 206 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,305 THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL MONTH! 207 00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,737 RIGHT, P.J.? 208 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,269 LOOK, MITCH, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG 209 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:42,971 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT. 210 00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:45,223 - WE DEMAND A RAISE! - AND IF I DON'T GIVE IT TO YOU 211 00:10:45,215 --> 00:10:46,915 YOU'RE GONNA WHAT? GO ON STRIKE? 212 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,047 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'LL DO. - YOU'RE GONNA WALK RIGHT OUT? 213 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,379 IF THAT'S WHAT STRIKING IS, THEN YES. 214 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:53,681 ALL RIGHT. 215 00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:54,994 ALL RIGHT. 216 00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:57,885 COME ON, GUYS. 217 00:10:57,888 --> 00:10:59,958 - YOU'LL BE SORRY. - NO, WE WON'T. 218 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,690 UH, I'M KINDA SORRY. 219 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,803 I LEFT MY WALLET IN THE BREAK ROOM. 220 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:09,837 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE ON STRIKE. 221 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,670 All: YEAH! 222 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,252 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 223 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:16,945 UH... 224 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:18,207 I DON'T KNOW. 225 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:19,978 WHILE WE FIGURE OUT WHAT A STRIKE IS, 226 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,380 LET'S GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LET THE CUSTOMERS IN. 227 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,822 - WELCOME TO KWIKKI CHIKKI. - TRY THE SLIVERS! 228 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,374 MOM, MOM, HI. 229 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,225 - TEDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I NEED SOME ADVICE. 230 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:38,797 OH HONEY, I'M WORKING. 231 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,899 YEAH, BUT THIS IS ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE. 232 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,871 OH HONEY, I THINK THAT CAN WAIT TILL TONIGHT. 233 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:48,414 P.A.: Nurse Duncan, patient in 312 needs a sponge bath. 234 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,980 RHONDA, CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? 235 00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:54,482 I'M DEALING WITH A FAMILY CRISIS RIGHT HERE. 236 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,286 THANK YOU. 237 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,218 WHAT UP, GIRL? 238 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,390 THIS IS WHAT'S UP. 239 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,833 D'S GIRL? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH DEREK? 240 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,856 YEAH, I TRIED, BUT THEN HE GAVE ME THIS JACKET 241 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:09,158 AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 242 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:11,499 HONEY, THESE THINGS ARE NEVER EASY, BUT THE LONGER 243 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,331 YOU LET IT GO ON THE WORSE IT'S GONNA BE. 244 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,443 OKAY, JUST PROMISE YOURSELF 245 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:19,005 THE VERY NEXT TIME YOU SEE DEREK, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM. 246 00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,869 OKAY. 247 00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:23,141 OKAY OKAY, THE VERY NEXT TIME. 248 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,473 - YES. - HEY! 249 00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:26,154 OH HEY, DEREK. WHAT-- DEREK?! 250 00:12:27,918 --> 00:12:30,318 - OH MY GOSH. - WHAT HAPPENED? 251 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,920 UH, WELL, I WAS ON MY MOTORCYCLE 252 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,864 AND THEN I PASSED THAT STORE THAT SELLS TEDDY BEARS 253 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:40,157 AND I STARTED THINKING OF YOU 'CAUSE, WELL, YOU'RE MY TEDDY BEAR. 254 00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:44,762 AND THEN I WAS IN SOMEONE'S BACKYARD. 255 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:51,299 NOT THEVERYNEXT TIME. 256 00:12:57,948 --> 00:13:00,348 NO BUCKS, NO CLUCKS. 257 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,050 NO BUCKS, NO CLUCKS. 258 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:04,082 NO BUCKS, NO CLUCKS. 259 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,364 NO BUCKS, NO CLUCKS. 260 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,958 ARE YOU REALLY GONNA CROSS THIS PICKET LINE? 261 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,920 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH HER. 262 00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:19,167 - YEAH! - ( cheering ) 263 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:22,830 I SAY "CHIKKI," YOU SAY "ICKY." 264 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,183 - CHIKKI CHIKKI! - ICKY ICKY! 265 00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:27,275 HOW'S IT GOING OUT HERE, STRIKERS? 266 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:31,438 SO, MITCH, ARE YOU HERE TO MEET OUR DEMANDS? 267 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:34,441 NO. I'M HERE TO MEET MY NEW EMPLOYEES. 268 00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:37,924 WELCOME TO KWIKKI CHIKKI. LET'S GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY. 269 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,548 ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS. 270 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,450 WHAT ABOUT US? 271 00:13:42,452 --> 00:13:45,032 OH, GOOD NEWS. YOU'RE ALL FIRED. 272 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,825 - THAT'S NOT FAIR. - TELL THAT TO THE GENIUS 273 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,297 THAT TOLD YOU TO GO OUT ON STRIKE. 274 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,102 THANKS A LOT, P.J. 275 00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:55,974 WHA-- GUYS? 276 00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:59,006 THIS ISN'T OVER. GUYS, COME BACK! 277 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,010 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, CHARLIE. 278 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,476 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 279 00:14:08,478 --> 00:14:10,978 I'M YOUR RIDE! 280 00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:19,057 ( sighs ) MOM, COME ON! 281 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,392 COME ON, ROOKIE, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 282 00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:29,338 THIS IS WHAT I GOT. 283 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,100 ( glass shatters ) 284 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,306 HAD TO PLAY HOCKEY. 285 00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:43,451 GABE, HONEY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT 286 00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:45,493 IF YOU EVER WANT TO SET FOOT ON THE ICE. 287 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,555 ( sighs ) 288 00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,328 ( gargles ) 289 00:15:03,173 --> 00:15:05,043 OKAY, BRING IT. 290 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:17,053 ( sighs ) WELL, DAD, I TOOK YOUR ADVICE, MADE A STAND. 291 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,517 HEY, GOOD FOR YOU. AND? 292 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,520 EVERYONE GOT FIRED. 293 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,192 - THAT'S TERRIBLE. - YEAH. 294 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:27,204 - I KNOW. - I'M REALLY SORRY. 295 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:31,057 I-- I-I CAN'T HELP FEELING KIND OF RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS. 296 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:34,101 WELL, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE, SO YOUR FEELING IS CORRECT. 297 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,668 LOOK, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEBODY YOU CAN TALK TO. 298 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,040 - GO OVER YOUR BOSS'S HEAD. - TO WHO? 299 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:47,053 NOT EVEN CORPORAL BULL S. KWIKKI HIMSELF COULD SAVE US NOW. 300 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,417 THE GUY IN THE ADS? 301 00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:50,419 HE'S REAL? 302 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:53,080 YEAH, OF COURSE HE'S REAL. 303 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,233 AND HE REALLY HAS A HORSE NAMED "CURLY FRY"? 304 00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:59,125 THAT WAS A JOKE IN A COMMERCIAL. 305 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,629 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR HISTORY. 306 00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:13,542 OKAY. 307 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:16,213 - YOU READY? - YEAH, I'M READY. 308 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,676 ALL RIGHT, JUST GET IN THERE, 309 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,077 BREAK HIS HEART AND GET OUT. 310 00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:24,213 ( exhales ) 311 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,756 - HEY. -HEY. 312 00:16:27,757 --> 00:16:31,257 - ARE YOU GONNA SIT DOWN? - UH, NO. NO, UM... 313 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,521 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY. I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT. 314 00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:39,404 THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOUGH BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE INTO ME. 315 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,229 YOU GOT ME THAT JACKET, BUT, UH, 316 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,572 THE THING IS... 317 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:46,684 I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP. 318 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:52,209 UH... OKAY. 319 00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,193 OKAY? 320 00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:58,315 YEAH, I MEAN, IF-- IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 321 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,388 YEAH, NO, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 322 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,121 NO WORRIES. 323 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,464 GREAT. 324 00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,326 OKAY, WELL... 325 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,730 - GOODBYE. - BYE. 326 00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:21,138 OKAY, SORRY, QUICK QUESTION: 327 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,611 YOU'RE TAKING THIS REALLY WELL. WHY IS THAT? 328 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:27,424 I MEAN, WELL, IF IT'S NOT WORKING-- 329 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:31,647 IT WASN'T WORKING FOR ME, BUT IT WAS WORKING FOR YOU, RIGHT? 330 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,421 SURE. WHATEVER. 331 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:37,634 COOL. GOODBYE. 332 00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:39,327 AGAIN. 333 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,204 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 334 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:50,267 I'M BREAKING YOUR HEART HERE. THE POLITE RESPONSE 335 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,700 WOULD BE TO SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF EMOTION! 336 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:58,154 - HEY, HOW ARE WE DOING OVER HERE? - NOT SO GREAT! 337 00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:01,308 I JUST BROKE UP WITH DEREK AND HE'S TAKING IT REALLY WELL! 338 00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:05,693 - BUT THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? - NO! 339 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,685 NO NO, I WANT HIM TO BE DEVASTATED. 340 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,157 WHY AREN'T YOU DEVASTATED? 341 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,862 TEDDY, PEOPLE ARE STARING. 342 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:16,274 OH HO HO, 343 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,226 SO I'M EMBARRASSING YOU? 344 00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:22,698 NO NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EMBARRASSING ME, FELLA. 345 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,412 - WHOA WHOA! - FIRST BREAKUP, PEOPLE. 346 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,305 OH NO, THIS BREAKUP'S NOT OVER! 347 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,177 I'M CALLING YOU LATER! 348 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,745 HERE IS YOUR LAST CHECK. 349 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:40,787 DO NOT STAY IN TOUCH. 350 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,620 I NEVER LIKED YOU. 351 00:18:45,555 --> 00:18:48,155 ATTEN-HUT! 352 00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:51,658 CORPORAL BULL S. KWIKKI IS IN THE CORRAL. 353 00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:54,201 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - EXCUSE ME, PARDNER. 354 00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:59,236 I HEARD THERE WAS SOME FEUDING GOING ON DOWN HERE 355 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,339 AT FRANCHISE 157. 356 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,772 LABOR DISPUTE. 357 00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,717 MAY I SAY, CORPORAL, 358 00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:13,279 UM, YOU LOOK SOMEWHAT BIGGER IN PERSON. 359 00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:15,363 UH, YES. 360 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,285 WELL, THE PROMOTIONAL DEPARTMENT 361 00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:20,388 THINKS I'M MORE RELATABLE TO THE PEOPLES 362 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:23,260 WHEN I'M ALL SHRUNK DOWN LIKE THAT. 363 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,643 LET ME ASK YOU, CORPORAL, 364 00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:28,265 WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU COME FROM? 365 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,338 OH, OUT YONDER. 366 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:35,172 AND EXACTLY WHICH STATE 367 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,614 IS YONDER IN? 368 00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:40,546 SIR, THAT WOULD BE THE GREAT STATE OF, UH... 369 00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:43,612 ALABAMA? 370 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:46,763 WRONG! EVERYONE KNOWS CORPORAL BULL S. KWIKKI 371 00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,356 IS FROM NEW JERSEY. 372 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,320 - OW. - WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER? 373 00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:53,692 OKAY, I CAN EXPLAIN. 374 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,573 WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON IN HERE? 375 00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,367 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! THIS IS THE REAL CORPORAL KWIKKI! 376 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:03,430 - COME ON, HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM? - ( growls ) 377 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,613 I DID NOT COME ALL THE WAY FROM THE GREAT STATE OF NEW JERSEY 378 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,336 TO HAVE MY BEARD YANKED BY A TROLL. 379 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,440 OH MY GOODNESS, IT REALLY IS YOU. 380 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:13,311 CORPORAL KWIKKI, IT'S AN HONOR, SIR. 381 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,783 QUIT FLAPPING YOUR GUMS, BOY, 382 00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:16,724 AND GIVE THESE KIDS THEIR JOBS BACK. 383 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,446 AND PAY US WHAT WE DESERVE-- MINIMUM WAGE! 384 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,720 DONE AND DONE. 385 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,991 NOW GO WRASSLE ME UP SOME CURLY FRIES. 386 00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:27,503 I GOT A POWERFUL HUNGER THAT CAN ONLY BE SATISFIED 387 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,957 BY THE CURLIEST OF FRIES. 388 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,331 HOW DID I DO, P.J? WAS IT-- 389 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,514 MR. KERN, THAT WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 390 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:38,736 - WAIT A MINUTE. MR. KERN YOUR SHOP TEACHER? - YEAH. 391 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,768 I'M TRYING TO BECOME THE DRAMA TEACHER. HOW DO YOU THINK I DID? 392 00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:44,571 - 'CAUSE I THINK I NAILED IT. - OH, IT WAS AWESOME. 393 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:47,654 HOWDY, Y'ALL. BULL S. KWIKKI HERE. 394 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,980 DAD, YOU'RE LATE. 395 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,422 WE GOT IT COVERED. 396 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:57,494 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I TOOK OFF WORK FOR THIS? 397 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,804 Hey, Charlie, listen, don't have a lot of time. 398 00:21:07,797 --> 00:21:10,997 Gotta go meet Derek. We're still breaking up. 399 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,040 Yeah yeah, you know, 400 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,452 we'll just-- we'll continue to break up 401 00:21:15,445 --> 00:21:17,975 until he gets it right. 402 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,910 Mom, let's go. We're gonna be late for my game. 403 00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:27,393 Okay okay okay, I have my thun-glathes, 404 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,987 my keyth, my purthe. What am I mithing? 405 00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:34,661 Your teeth. 406 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:39,967 And who'th responthible for that? 407 00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:45,842 Thorry. 408 00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:48,435 Hey, don't you thathme, mister. 409 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:49,708 ( laughs ) 410 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,579 ( mocking lisp ) Well, in this house 411 00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:54,442 it's always something. 412 00:21:54,444 --> 00:21:55,924 Hey, don'tyouthtart! 413 00:21:57,447 --> 00:21:58,987 Good luck, Charlie. 414 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:09,004 AW, I DECLARE, SHE IS CUTER THAN A DUCK'S BUTT. 415 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,960 WELL, I HOPE YOU BOYS IS HUNGRY. 416 00:22:13,963 --> 00:22:16,513 THE MISSUS IS RUSTLING UP SOME GRUB. 417 00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:19,006 ANYTHING BUT CHICKEN, SON. 418 00:22:19,008 --> 00:22:21,868 ( laughs ) WELL PLAYED, SIR. WELL PLAYED. 419 00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:25,111 WELL, WHILE WE'RE WAITING, HOW ABOUT A SONG? 420 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:27,024 THAT'S A FINE IDEA. 421 00:22:27,016 --> 00:22:29,416 DO YOU KNOW ANY LADY GAGA? 422 00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:31,949 "HOME ON THE RANGE" IT IS. 423 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,093 ♪ OH, GIVE ME A HOME ♪ 424 00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:39,025 ♪ WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM ♪ 425 00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:44,028 ♪ AND THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY ♪ 426 00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:46,543 ♪ WHERE THELDOM IS HEARD ♪ 427 00:22:46,536 --> 00:22:48,836 ♪ A DITHCOURAGIN' WORD ♪ 428 00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:53,598 ♪ AND THE THKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY ALL DAY-EEE! ♪ 429 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,407 BACK OFF, GENTLEMEN, 430 00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:01,879 THAT TOOTHLESS DARLING'S ALL MINE. 31408

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