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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,578 READY, CHARLIE? 2 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,479 LET'S SHOW GABE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED. 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,251 - OKAY. - OKAY. 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,320 - WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF UP? - DOWN. 5 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:18,288 - YEAH. WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF BIG? - LITTLE. 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:22,159 - WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD? - GABE. 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,385 AND HERE IS YOUR COOKIE. 8 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,198 TEDDY, YOU'LL BE OUT OF THE HOUSE IN TWO YEARS. 9 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,101 THEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 10 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:37,172 THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME, FRAN. 11 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,405 SHOULD I PICK YOU UP TOMORROW? 12 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,169 NOPE, NOT WORKING TOMORROW. 13 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,278 GOTTA GET READY FOR THE BIG HOSPITAL BENEFIT. 14 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:46,510 YOU KNOW ME, FRAN WIN-THE-TALENT-SHOW- EVERY-YEAR CULPEPPER. 15 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,317 MOSTLY WE JUST CALL YOU FRAN... 16 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,850 AND SOME OTHER THINGS. 17 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,616 THIS YEAR I'LL BE SHARING THE STAGE WITH ALL THE CULPEPPERS. 18 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:58,156 WE'RE A WONDERFULLY TALENTED FAMILY. 19 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:02,262 AND I ASSUME YOUR FAMILY WILL BE IN THE AUDIENCE AGAIN? 20 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,366 ACTUALLY, FRAN, MY FAMILY WILL ALSO BE PERFORMING. 21 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,869 - WE WILL? - YES, WE WILL. 22 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,241 WELL, MAY THE BEST FAMILY WIN. 23 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,412 THAT'S OUR PLAN, FRAN. 24 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,354 ALL RIGHT, DUNCANS, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW! 25 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:23,149 OH, THE SWEET SOUND OF MY LOVELY BRIDE'S VOICE. 26 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,894 I HAVE GREAT NEWS. 27 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,389 THE ENTIRE DUNCAN FAMILY IS GOING TO COMPETE 28 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,522 IN THIS YEAR'S HOSPITAL TALENT SHOW. 29 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,528 COOL. WHAT'S THE GREAT NEWS? 30 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:37,401 COME ON, YOU GUYS, HOW CAN WE LOSE? 31 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,401 WE HAVE THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT BABY. 32 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:43,173 I MEAN LOOK AT THAT FACE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 33 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,238 I DON'T KNOW, MOM. 34 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:49,214 I THINK I'M BUSY, UH, WHATEVER NIGHT THE STUPID THING IS. 35 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,483 - YEAH, ME TOO. - OH REALLY, YOU GUYS ARE TOO BUSY? 36 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,552 WELL, DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION THAT THE GRAND PRIZE 37 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,421 IS A TWO-DAY PASS TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND? 38 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,419 SUPER ADVENTURE LAND? 39 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,191 - THE FUNNEST PLACE ON EARTH? - FRAN'S GOING DOWN. 40 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,461 ( all chanting ) FRAN'S GOING DOWN. 41 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,161 FRAN'S GOING D-- 42 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,464 FORGOT MY KEYS. 43 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,427 - YOU HAVE A GREAT EVENING, FRAN. - OKAY. 44 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:18,407 ( chanting resumes ) FRAN'S GOING DOWN. 45 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,239 ( theme music playing ) 46 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,514 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 47 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,382 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 48 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,651 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 49 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,179 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 50 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,646 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 51 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,393 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 52 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:35,620 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 53 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,226 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 54 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,360 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 55 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,925 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 56 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,733 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 57 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,636 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 58 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,338 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 59 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,410 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 60 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,610 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 61 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:58,282 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 62 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:02,382 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 63 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:06,491 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 64 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,370 THANKS FOR WALKING ME TO CLASS, RAY-RAY. 65 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,970 ANYTIME, I-I. 66 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:24,541 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WITH RAYMOND.Y COZY 67 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,312 RAY-RAY. THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM. 68 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,276 I'M GONNA STICK WITH RAYMOND. 69 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,712 AW, LOOK AT THOSE TWO. 70 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,547 WE COULD BE DOUBLE-DATING IF YOU WERE STILL 71 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,793 - GOING OUT WITH SPENCER. - OH, YOU MEAN SPENCE-SPENCE? 72 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:44,589 HI, HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT. HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT. 73 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,295 HI, HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT. HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT. 74 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,558 HI-- 75 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:52,666 HI, HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT. HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT. 76 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,600 SOMETHING TELLS ME 77 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,265 LYNETTE DOESN'T WANT ME AT HER PARTY. 78 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,565 WELL, IF SHE DOESN'T WANT MY BEST FRIEND, 79 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,437 SHE'S NOT GETTING ME. 80 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,706 OR ME. 81 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,723 THAT'S KIND OF WHERE WE STARTED. 82 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,548 ( bell rings ) 83 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,624 OKAY, CLASS. 84 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:19,294 THIS IS A VERY EXCITING TIME OF YEAR-- 85 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,557 MOCK COURT. 86 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,465 WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM WORKS 87 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:28,398 BY HAVING OUR OWN TRIAL RIGHT HERE IN CLASS. 88 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:32,436 - TEDDY, YOU'LL BE THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY. - YES! 89 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,583 SOMEBODY'S GOING DOWN. WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 90 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,348 LYNETTE, YOU'LL BE THE DEFENDANT. 91 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,648 AND THE SYSTEM WORKS. 92 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,720 SPENCER, YOU'LL BE THE DEFENSE LAWYER. 93 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,050 WALTER, YOU'LL BE THE JUDGE. 94 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,615 YES! I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE POWER. 95 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:53,487 THAT ONE MIGHT BE A MISTAKE. 96 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:57,467 IVY, YOU'LL BE THE WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION. 97 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,598 AND THE REST OF YOU 98 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,473 WILL MAKE UP THE JURY. 99 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,613 IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE AT MY DESK 100 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,608 FINISHING MY SUDOKU. 101 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,654 HEY, "COUNSELOR." 102 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,750 I GOTTA WARN YOU, MY DAD'S A LAWYER, 103 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:15,882 SO I MIGHT HAVE AN ADVANTAGE. 104 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,116 OH YEAH. NO, I'M NOT WORRIED. 105 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,521 - MY DAD'S AN EXTERMINATOR. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 106 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:23,324 I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG. 107 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,599 - HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE DUMMY? - I BOUGHT IT ONLINE. 108 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:37,814 - I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. - HA HA HA HA. 109 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,638 I'M GONNA PUT HIM IN MY CAR. 110 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,643 THAT WAY I CAN USE THE CARPOOL LANE 111 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,605 WHEN I'M MAKING KWIKKI CHIKKI DELIVERIES. 112 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,854 HUH? 113 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,148 SO PEOPLE CAN GET THEIR CRUMMY CHICKEN QUICKER? 114 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,580 RIGHT. EVERYBODY WINS. 115 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,788 WELL, EXCEPT THE PEOPLE WHO EAT THE CHICKEN. 116 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:57,391 AND THE CHICKENS. 117 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,885 I GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO REALLY WINS. 118 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,757 YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING AN IDEA HERE. 119 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,927 YOU BOUGHT THIS PIECE OF JUNK ONLINE, RIGHT? 120 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,536 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 121 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,535 I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW. 122 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,684 OH, YEAH YEAH, I BOUGHT HIM ONLINE. 123 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,679 WELL, MAYBE THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WANNA BUY OUR JUNK. 124 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,712 NOT FOLLOWING YOU. 125 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,192 I'M SAYING IF THERE'S PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY DUMMIES, 126 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,758 MAYBE THEY'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY OUR CRUMMY STUFF. 127 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,588 - STILL TALKING TO ME? - UGH. 128 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,928 NOW, MISS WENTZ, PLEASE TELL THE COURT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. 129 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:41,465 - ( phone chimes ) - MY RAY-RAY MISSES ME WITH SEVEN EXCLAMATION POINTS. 130 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,506 - IVY, FOCUS. - ( phone chimes ) 131 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:49,709 MM, RAY-RAY SAYS I LOOK HOT TODAY, 132 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,813 BUT ONLY WITH SIX EXCLAMATION POINTS. 133 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,815 - SHOULD I BE WORRIED? - MOVING ON. OKAY. 134 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,788 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR ON THE STAND. 135 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,588 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TOO FLASHY. 136 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,720 T, YOU'VE SEEN MY CLOSET. 137 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,915 IT'S MOSTLY ZEBRA STRIPES AND LEOPARD PRINT. 138 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:06,657 AND THOSE ARE MY CHURCH CLOTHES. 139 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,764 OKAY, WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH 140 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,726 - YOUR MOM'S CLOSET. - WHAT? 141 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,734 YOU WANT ME TO WEAR MY MOM'S CLOTHES TO SCHOOL? 142 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,896 - MM-HMM. - IN FRONT OF MY BOYFRIEND? 143 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,565 I'VE HAD THIS DREAM. IT DID NOT END WELL. 144 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,736 IVY, FOR ONE DAY YOU CAN TONE IT DOWN. 145 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,684 THEN YOU HAVE THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR 146 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,850 TO DRESS LIKE THE ANIMAL OF YOUR CHOICE. 147 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,883 OH, IT'S GETTING LATE. I GOTTA GO. 148 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,745 IT'S MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY. 149 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,554 OH SORRY, ONE MORE THING. 150 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,886 WHEN YOU'RE ON THE STAND TOMORROW, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY SERIOUS. 151 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,992 - IT WOULDN'T HURT TO CRY A LITTLE. - DON'T WORRY. 152 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,464 IF I'M WEARING MY MOM'S CLOTHES, I'LL BE CRYING. 153 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,602 OKAY, THIS IS OUR NUMBER FOR THE SHOW. 154 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,235 P.J., HIT IT. 155 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:53,570 * WE'RE THE SINGIN' DANCIN' DUNCANS * 156 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,807 * QUITE A HAPPY BUNCH 157 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,953 * WE WILL ALWAYS WORK TOGETHER * 158 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,649 * BREAKFAST, DIN AND LUNCH * 159 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,522 * YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE US SMILING * 160 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:07,622 * EVENING, NOON AND MORN 161 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:10,055 * WE ALL START OUR DAY THE VERY SAME WAY * 162 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,060 * WHEN CHARLIE BLOWS HER HORN. * 163 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,932 AND CHARLIE BLOWS HER HORN. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 164 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,899 IT'S A TWO-DAY PASS TO SUPER ADVENTURE LAND, RIGHT? 165 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:25,835 - THAT IS CORRECT. - ( all cheering ) 166 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,983 OKAY, NOW I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE DANCE THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT. 167 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,949 THE FIRST MOVE-- VERY SIMPLE. 168 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,979 I CALL IT THE CHUG, KIND OF LIKE WHAT A TRAIN DOES. 169 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,885 A-ONE, TWO, THREE. A-ONE, TWO, THREE. 170 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,288 AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE. 171 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,919 OKAY, YOU GUYS LINE UP AND YOU DO IT. 172 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,324 - DADDY IN FRONT. - ALL RIGHT. 173 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,655 - P.J., TEDDY, GABE. - OKAY. 174 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,963 - I GUESS DAD'S THE ENGINE. - I HOPE SO. 175 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,325 IF HE'S THE CABOOSE, THIS TRAIN'S NOT GETTING VERY FAR. 176 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,833 - ( kids laugh ) - THE ENGINE HAS EARS, GUYS... 177 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,797 AND FEELINGS. 178 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,968 OKAY, READY? 179 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,977 A-FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 180 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:05,009 AND ONE, TWO, THREE. AND ONE, TWO, THREE. 181 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,015 - AND-- HONEY, YOU'RE NOT MOVING YOUR FEET. - SORRY. 182 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,319 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE NOT MOVING YOUR ARMS. 183 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,322 HONEY, THIS IS HARD. 184 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:17,694 DAD, IT'S JUST LIKE PATTING YOUR HEAD AND RUBBING YOUR STOMACH. 185 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,832 THAT MUST BE REALLY DEPRESSING FOR YOU. 186 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,768 OKAY, LET'S ASSUME WE GOT THE TRAIN 187 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,141 INTO THE STATION SOMEHOW. 188 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,339 OKAY, THIS NEXT PART IS A LITTLE TRICKY, 189 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,014 SO WATCH CAREFULLY. 190 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,753 I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN. READY? 191 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,148 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 192 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,049 TOUCH, STEP, PAS DE BOURREE. 193 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,981 KICK, STEP, TOGETHER, FRONT AND PASSE. 194 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,047 TURN, WAIT, BA-BAM! 195 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,762 NOW WE'RE GONNA SASS IT UP A BIT. 196 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,932 A-SHOULDER SHOULDER, TAP TAP. 197 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,161 TURN AROUND AND UH UH. 198 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,925 AND WHAMMY, AND WHAMMY, AND WHAMMY. 199 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,965 AH OOH OOH! 200 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,910 OKAY, NOW I WANT YOU TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I JUST DID. 201 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,909 AND A-FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 202 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,781 ONE, TWO-- 203 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,081 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 204 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,817 10 YEARS OF DANCE LESSONS. 205 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,055 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY WE'RE MAKING 206 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,831 SELLING OUR OLD JUNK ONLINE. 207 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,029 IT'S EASIER THAN TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. 208 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,431 I MEAN, I SHOULD KNOW. 209 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,072 I TAKE CANDY FROM CHARLIE ALL THE TIME. 210 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,010 WHAT'S-- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BUBBLE WRAP? 211 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,980 UH... REALLY FUN TO POP? 212 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,251 ( pops ) 213 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,048 ( popping continues ) 214 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,818 HEY, ANYBODY SEEN MY BOWLING BALL? 215 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,824 YOU LOANED IT TO MR. DABNEY. 216 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,756 I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT. 217 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,131 YOU'RE STARTING TO LOSE IT, DAD. 218 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,089 I MEAN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 219 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:05,098 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA REMEMBER WHERE YOUR SLIPPERS ARE. - YEAH. 220 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:08,702 COME TO THINK OF IT, WHERE-- WHERE ARE MY SLIPPERS? 221 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,814 DUDE, WE GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL. 222 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,983 SOONER OR LATER, DAD'S GONNA KNOW HE'S MISSING STUFF. 223 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,811 - I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. - WHY NOT? 224 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,277 I JUST SOLD HIS GLASSES. 225 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,485 OH NO, THIS IS TERRIBLE. 226 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,033 AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, YOU SAY? 227 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,731 THANKS FOR CALLING, FRAN. 228 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,128 BOB, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 229 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,067 - THE BENEFIT'S BEEN CANCELED. - WHAT? 230 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:47,273 - AND AFTER ALL THAT WORK YOU AND THE KIDS DID. - OH MAN. 231 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:52,107 YOU KNOW, I WAS GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT THAT TURN, WAIT, BAM! 232 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,117 - BA-BAM. - BA-BAM. 233 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,487 HONEY, COULD YOU TELL THE KIDS? 234 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:02,088 - I DON'T HAVE THE HEART. - YEAH, SURE THING. 235 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:05,232 I DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO COOK DINNER EITHER. 236 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,898 NO PROBLEM. WE GO OUT. 237 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:11,798 OKAY, WE GO OUT. YOU'RE SO GOOD. 238 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,872 HE BOUGHT THAT, RIGHT? 239 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,046 IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? 240 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,778 - YEAH, IT'S FINE. - IT'D BETTER BE. 241 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,115 A KID ON THE BUS CALLED ME MA'AM. 242 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,791 HEY, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TEXT ME BACK LAST NIGHT? 243 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,061 OH, MY PHONE MUST HAVE BEEN OFF. 244 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,559 RIGHT, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 245 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,330 - AND SO I CALLED YOUR HOUSE. - YOU DID? 246 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,929 YES YES, I DID. AND YOU WEREN'T THERE. 247 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,802 - I WASN'T? - NO NO, YOU WEREN'T. 248 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,802 AND SO I WISHED YOUR DAD A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 249 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,104 AND THEN HE SAID, "MY BIRTHDAY'S NOT FOR SIX MONTHS." 250 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,807 IS THIS CLASS EVER GONNA START? 251 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,337 - HOW ARE YOU DOING, IVY? - HEY, LYNETTE. 252 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,114 UGH. 253 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,348 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU TWO SO FRIENDLY? 254 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,893 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 255 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,220 NO. 256 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,216 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. - WHAT? 257 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,258 YOU WENT TO LYNETTE'S PARTY LAST NIGHT. 258 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,963 - NUH-UH! - OH, DON'T YOU NUH-UH ME. 259 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,996 - I'LL NUH-UH WHOEVER I WANT TO NUH-UH. - NUH-UH! 260 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,097 OKAY, SO IF YOU WEREN'T AT LYNETTE'S PARTY LAST NIGHT, 261 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,366 - THEN WHERE WERE YOU? - THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 262 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,105 NO, SEE, IT IS MY BUSINESS BECAUSE YOU LIED TO ME. 263 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,611 - ( bell rings ) - THIS IS NOT OVER. 264 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,913 UNBELIEVABLE. 265 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,916 AND THEY SAY GOVERNMENT IS A BORING CLASS. 266 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,320 THEY'RE RIGHT. 267 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,163 YOUR WITNESS, COUNSELOR. 268 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:54,002 MISS WENTZ, PLEASE TELL US IN YOUR OWN WORDS 269 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,104 WHAT YOU OBSERVED ON THE AFTERNOON OF THE 23rd. 270 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,067 WELL, I WAS WORKING AT THE BANK, 271 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,977 TELLER WINDOW TWO, WHEN A LADY APPROACHED 272 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,110 AND SLIPPED ME A THREATENING NOTE. 273 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:09,215 HMM. AND DO YOU SEE THAT PERSON 274 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,019 HERE IN THIS COURTROOM? 275 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,191 YEAH. SHE'S RIGHT THERE. 276 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,189 HMM. 277 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:21,394 AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON ANYWHERE ELSE RECENTLY? 278 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,258 LIKE AT A PARTY? 279 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,896 A PARTY I WASN'T INVITED TO? 280 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,973 OBJECTION. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 281 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,971 I'LL ALLOW IT 282 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,243 SINCE I WASN'T INVITED EITHER. 283 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,113 Teddy: NOW, MISS WENTZ, 284 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,642 DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GO TO LYNETTE'S PARTY? 285 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,207 I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER THAT. 286 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,676 YOU HAVE TO. YOU'RE UNDER OATH. 287 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,123 NO, I DID NOT GO TO THE PARTY. 288 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,650 - WELL, THEN WHERE DID YOU GO? - I WAS OUT... 289 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,445 WITH SPENCER. 290 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,017 - ( class murmuring ) - ( gavel pounds ) 291 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,258 ORDER! 292 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,162 WAIT, SO-- 293 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,925 - SO YOU'RE DATING SPENCER? - I OBJECT! 294 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,225 - I OBJECT. - NOW I OBJECT. 295 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,240 I'M NOT DATING HIM. 296 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,712 I'M DATING HIM. 297 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,310 I WITHDRAW MY OBJECTION, 298 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,982 - SEE YOU TONIGHT, BABY. - YOU KNOW IT, RAY-RAY. 299 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,022 WAIT, SO WHY WERE YOU OUT WITH MY EX-BOYFRIEND? 300 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,291 I WAS HANGING OUT WITH RAYMOND. 301 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,060 AND HE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH SPENCER. 302 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,089 I FELT WEIRD ABOUT IT, BUT I WENT ALONG. 303 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,264 AND I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. 304 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,363 WHY WOULDN'T SHE LIKE IT? YOU SAID WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT? 305 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,355 OH PLEASE, EVERYONE SAYS THAT AFTER THEY BREAK UP. 306 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,268 - SO WE'RE NOT FRIENDS? - NO, OF COURSE WE ARE. 307 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,302 OKAY, I'M CONFUSED. ARE WE FRIENDS OR NOT? 308 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,307 IF WE ARE, THEN WHY ARE YOU MAD THAT I WAS HANGING OUT WITH IVY? 309 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,140 NO NO, I'M NOT MAD! 310 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,446 OKAY, I'M MAD BECAUSE I-- 311 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,478 WELL, BECAUSE-- 312 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:51,184 LOOK, I'M NOT THE ONE ON TRIAL HERE. 313 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,988 LET'S TAKE A RECESS. 314 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,561 I LOST THE GAVEL IN MY ROBE. 315 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,255 ( video game lasers shooting ) 316 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,227 I JUST GOT A VERY INTERESTING PHONE CALL FROM FRAN CULPEPPER. 317 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,167 SHE WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOUR MOM BAKED ENOUGH COOKIES 318 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,073 FOR TONIGHT'S BENEFIT. 319 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,265 THAT IS INTERESTING. 320 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,737 WHY IS THAT INTERESTING? 321 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:22,016 BECAUSE IF THE BENEFIT WAS REALLY CANCELLED, LIKE YOUR MOM SAID, 322 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,349 WHY WOULD FRAN CULPEPPER NEED COOKIES? 323 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:28,294 AH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 324 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,091 MOM BAKED COOKIES AND SHE DIDN'T TELL US. 325 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,029 UH, GOING SOMEWHERE? 326 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:41,295 CHARLIE CAN'T SLEEP, SO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE HER OUT FOR A DRIVE. 327 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,304 A LITTLE DOLLED UP, AREN'T WE? 328 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,467 THANK YOU. 329 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,506 I ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK MY BEST. 330 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,294 ( knocking ) 331 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,790 - HEY. - HEY. 332 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,492 CAN I COME IN? 333 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,134 WHATEVER. 334 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,230 I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 335 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,309 ( small voice ) HIS NAME IS BERRY SOWWY. 336 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:31,577 SEE, 'CAUSE IT'S A STRAWBERRY 337 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,618 AND I'M SOWWY... 338 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,162 BERRY SOWWY. 339 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,397 WOW, LOOKS LIKE YOU FELT REAL BAD-- 340 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,199 OH, 99ยข BAD. 341 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,344 ( normal voice ) ACTUALLY I FOUND IT ON THE BUS. 342 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,835 - DO YOU FORGIVE ME? - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I'M VERY MAD AT YOU. 343 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,445 WELL, STOP BEING MAD. I DON'T LIKE IT. 344 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,620 I KNOW. I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. 345 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,249 I KNOW I MESSED UP. 346 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,645 IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE. 347 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,387 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. - LOOK, IVY, THERE ARE GONNA BE TIMES 348 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,464 WHEN YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T 349 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,433 OR WHEN I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU DON'T. 350 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,402 - I LIKE IT BETTER THE FIRST WAY. - OKAY. 351 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,371 BUT THE POINT IS SINCE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, 352 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,401 NO MATTER WHAT, WE HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 353 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,266 YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 354 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,706 AND FROM HERE ON OUT, I PROMISE TO ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH YOU. 355 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,481 - WE GOOD? - YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. 356 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,484 WE'RE GOOD. 357 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,386 - OH, SO DID WE WIN THE TRIAL? - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 358 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,489 THE PROSECUTOR RAN OUT AND THE STAR WITNESS 359 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,491 FORGOT EVERYTHING SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY. 360 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,434 - WE'RE A GOOD TEAM. - OH YEAH. 361 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,459 OH YES. 362 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,299 Announcer: AND NOW, PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEXT ACT: 363 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,704 THE SINGIN' DANCIN' DUNCANS! 364 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,436 ( instrumental music playing ) 365 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,371 HI, EVERYBODY. 366 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,377 MY NAME IS AMY DUNCAN 367 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,379 AND I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET 368 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,411 THE REST OF MY WONDERFUL FAMILY: 369 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,346 MY HUSBAND BOB, 370 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,364 MY SON P.J., 371 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,686 OUR DAUGHTER TEDDY... 372 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,497 HEY, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME? 373 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,674 WHO COULD FORGET ABOUT GABE? 374 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,702 ( tapping ) 375 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:43,546 AND LAST, AND CERTAINLY THE CUTEST, CHARLIE! 376 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:54,428 AND TOGETHER WE'RE THE SINGIN' DANCIN' DUNCANS! 377 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,531 * WE'RE THE SINGIN' DANCIN' DUNCANS * 378 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,774 * QUITE A HAPPY BUNCH 379 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,539 * WE WILL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER * 380 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:10,444 * YOU WILL ALWAYS SEE US SMILING * 381 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,677 * EVENING, NOON AND MORN... * 382 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,688 HI, GUYS. 383 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,491 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY REALLY MAD AT ME. 384 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,994 OH, HONEY, WE'RE NOT MAD ANYMORE. 385 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,596 YOU'RE NOT? 386 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,658 COME ON, WE KNOW HOW YOU ARE. 387 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,567 EVERYBODY HAS FLAWS. 388 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,469 I KNOW. 389 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:38,611 AND MINE IS DESPITE ALL MY WONDERFUL TALENTS 390 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,738 I HAVE YET TO BE DISCOVERED. 391 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,583 WELL, I'M JUST SO GLAD YOU'VE ALL FORGIVEN ME. 392 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,722 YEAH, OF COURSE. AND AS FAR AS THE WHOLE FAKE-FAMILY THING GOES, 393 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,748 WE'VE COMPLETELY MOVED ON. 394 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,719 FRESH-BAKED COOKIES MADE FROM SCRATCH. 395 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,325 - WHO'S THIS? - OUR NEW MOM. 396 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,696 OKAY, YOU GOT ME. 397 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,559 FAKE MOM, YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. 398 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,327 NO WAY! WE LOVE FAKE MOM. 399 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,737 - SHE COOKS. SHE CLEANS. - SHE EVEN CHANGES DIAPERS. 400 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,469 DIAPERS? REALLY? 401 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,436 HA, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 402 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,849 Well, Charlie, if there's one thing your big sis wants you to know, 403 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,515 it's that it's important to always tell the truth. 404 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,855 That's right, honesty is always the best policy. 405 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,460 - True dat. Yep. - Uh, guys? 406 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,633 - Gabe: Yep? - Where's the dryer? 407 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,625 - I told you they'd notice. - Just keep walking. 408 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:49,614 - Hey, Dad, are they in trouble? - Oh yeah. 409 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,712 Your brothers are gonna need some good luck, Charlie. 410 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,724 True dat. 411 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,688 YOUR HONOR, THIS WOMAN REPLACED HER FAMILY 412 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:08,564 JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RHYTHM. 413 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,625 NOW GIVEN THE HORRIBLE NATURE OF THIS CRIME, 414 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,373 I REQUEST THE MAXIMUM PUNISHMENT. 415 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,629 AND SO DO I. 416 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,666 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE MY ATTORNEY. 417 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,602 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE ME EAT 418 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:18,837 ALL MY BROCCOLI? 419 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:22,641 WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? HUH. 420 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,680 YOUR HONOR, WE ARE READY FOR THE VERDICT. 421 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,612 HOW DO YOU FIND THE DEFENDANT? 422 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,420 GUILTY, MOMMY! 31307

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