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- Bob: HEY, HONEY.
- HI.
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- WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
- OH, IT'S A WONDERFUL PAINTING
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BY AN UP-AND-COMING
ARTIST NAMED,
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HUH, AMY DUNCAN.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
HEY, YOU HAD YOUR FIRST
ART CLASS TONIGHT.
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- HOW'D THAT GO?
- I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL ME.
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BA-BAM.
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- WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S OBVIOUS.
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OH! OH, I KNOW.
IT'S THREE EGGS
IN A NEST.
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NO, WAIT.
NO, IT'S A BAKED POTATO
WITH THREE PATS OF BUTTER.
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DAD, YOU SEE THAT
IN EVERY PAINTING.
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OH, I THINK IT'S BABY CHICKS
EATING OUT OF A FOOTBALL.
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LEMONS, OKAY?
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IT'S A BOWL OF LEMONS.
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All: OH.
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YOU PEOPLE HAVE
NO APPRECIATION FOR ART.
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OH, COME ON, HONEY.
HONEY.
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- WHAT?
- COME ON,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY--
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IF LIFE GIVES YOU
A BOWL OF LEMONS...
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THAT'S NOT
VERY WELL PAINTED...
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THEN YOU SHOULD MAKE--
MAKE DINNER?
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GOOD SAVE, DAD.
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( rock music playing )
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* DAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE
AND DAD SAYS *
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* "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" *
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* CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS GOT CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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- HEY, GUYS.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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DID YOU COME TO SEE ME SIGN UP
FOR THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS?
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OR MAYBE TEDDY BEAR
IS HERE TO SEE ME.
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OKAY, SO THE TOPIC IS
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"INSANE REASONS
WHY TEDDY'S AT THE MALL."
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NO NO NO,
FOR BATTLE OF THE BANDS.
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- YOU HAVE A BAND?
- YES, I DO.
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MY FRIEND SKYLER
ON SOME MUSIC.N WORKING
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- ( girl giggles )
- OH NO-- SPENCER.
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- MAN, IF HE'S IN
- HE'S A COMPLETE PACKAGE.
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WITH THE SINGING, THE DANCING
AND THE SPARKLY SMILING.
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EXCUSE ME.
HEY, GUYS.
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- HEY.
- MM-HMM.
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SO YOU'RE-- YOU'RE--
YOU HAVE A BAND NOW?
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- NO, I'M GONNA
- HUH.RM ALONE.
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BECAUSE THIS IS
BATTLE OF THE BANDS
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THE WORD "BAND" IMPLIES GROUP,
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I.E., MORE THAN ONE.
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I MEAN, I COULD BE WRONG,
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BUT I DON'T--
DON'T THINK SO.
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ACTUALLY, I CALLED
AND THEY SAID I COULD
PERFORM ALONE--
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SOMETHING ABOUT
DRAWING A BIGGER CROWD.
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NO, I DON'T KNOW.
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I SHOULD
GET BACK IN LINE,
SO GOOD LUCK.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
HIS TEETH WERE NOT
THAT SPARKLY.
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THAT'S JUST
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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DUDE, WE'RE GONNA WIN
THIS THING BECAUSE
WE ARE SO INSANE.
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- WE'RE SO INSANE.
FIST BUMP.
- UP TOP.
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- FIST-- FIST BUMP. UP TOP.
- UP TOP. FIST BUMP.
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- OKAY, STOP STOP STOP.
- WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
OH, WAIT.
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- ( chimes )
- ( door opens )
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- HEY.
- HEY. ( chuckles )
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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A BRAND-NEW MyTAB.
MY BEST FRIEND LUCAS
GAVE IT TO ME.
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LUCAS? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN BEST FRIENDS?
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SINCE 3:00 TODAY WHEN
HE GAVE ME THIS MyTAB.
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SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING
TO BUY YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
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WELL, IT WORKED.
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WELL, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE
A GIFT.
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- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE IT BACK.
- WHAT? WHY?
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YOU SHOULDN'T CHOOSE
YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE
OF THE STUFF THEY HAVE.
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NOW HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF PEOPLE ONLY LIKED YOU
BECAUSE YOU HAD NICE THINGS?
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WHY DON'T I KEEP THIS
AND WE'LL TEST YOUR THEORY?
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GABE, IF YOU WON'T
GIVE IT BACK, I WILL.
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FINE.
( chuckles )
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FINE, DAD.
I DON'T NEED THIS THING.
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I HAVE PLENTY
OF OTHER GREAT GAMES
TO PLAY WITH.
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LIKE THIS.
( chuckles )
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( beeps, trills )
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YOU DISGUST ME.
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OKAY.
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- SHALL WE?
- SHALL WE WHAT?
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REHEARSE THE SONG.
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- OH! RIGHT.
- YEAH.
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DUH! WHAT ELSE
WOULD WE DO? AIRHEAD!
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( chuckles,
clears throat )
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- SHALL WE?
- SHALL WE WHAT?
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OH! ONE, TWO,
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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* I'VE BEEN HOLDING ON
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* TILL I SEE YOUR FACE
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* BEEN THERE AND GONE
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* AND I OWN MY MISTAKES
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* TIME STANDS STILL...
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- ( rock music playing )
- * I LIKE GIRLS WHO ARE
HOT HOT HOT *
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* BETTER THAN GIRLS
WHO ARE NOT NOT NOT... *
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EXCUSE ME!
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EXCUSE ME!
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GUYS, WE ARE
TRYING TO REHEARSE!
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SO ARE WE.
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- HI.
- HI.
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- I'M-- I'M P.J.
- I'M SKYLER.
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- I'M EMMETT.
- MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO
REHEARSE SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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- OR WE COULD.
- SKYLER DEAR, A WORD.
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SEE, WE WERE HERE FIRST,
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SO IF ANYONE'S LEAVING,
IT'S THEM.
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NOW YOU HAVE TO BACK ME UP
ON THIS, OKAY?
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- GOT IT.
- OKAY.
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- WE WERE HERE FIRST.
- YEAH!
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- AND WE'RE NOT LEAVING.
- YEAH!
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- WE'RE NOT LEAVING EITHER.
- YEAH!
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OKAY, ONLY AFTER
I SAY STUFF.
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GOT IT.
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SKYLER, LET'S GO.
WE HAVE A CONTEST TO WIN.
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- YEAH, WELL, SO DO WE.
- ( mockingly babbles )
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( mockingly babbles )
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( loudly )
* I WANNA KNOW
WHAT YOU DREAM *
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* I WANNA KNOW
WHAT YOU WISH... *
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* I LIKE GIRLS
WHO ARE HOT HOT HOT *
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* BETTER THAN GIRLS
WHO ARE NOT NOT NOT!*
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* I WANNA KNOW
IF YOU CARE! *
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( discordant music playing )
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THREE, TWO, ONE.
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( phone rings )
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- ( beeps )
- HELLO, MRS. DABNEY.
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LOOK AT US, CHARLIE.
AREN'T WE A COUPLE
OF ARTISTS?
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( chuckles )
WE ARE. COME HERE.
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OH, THAT'S MY GIRL.
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NOW WHAT IS THIS?
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- A TREE.
- A TREE. IT IS A TREE.
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OKAY. NOW WHAT ARE
YOU PAINTING?
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- TREE.
- A TREE?
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NO, HONEY,
MOMMY'S IS A TREE,
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YOURS IS JUST A BUNCH
OF SQUIGGLY LINES, OKAY?
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OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE'RE GONNA PUT IT
ON THE WALL ANYWAY.
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PUT IT RIGHT THERE.
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( chuckling )
A TREE.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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BOB HONEY, COULD YOU
CLEAN UP CHARLIE?
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Bob:
I LIVE FOR IT.
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( doorbell chimes )
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( gasps )
VAL! OH MY GOODNESS.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
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- PLEASE PLEASE, COME IN.
- I CAME TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT ART CLASS.
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- YEAH.
- AS YOU CAN PROBABLY
TELL BY MY AURA...
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- ( door shuts )
- ...I BRING BAD NEWS.
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- WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
- COME.
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AMY, I HAVE
BEEN TEACHING ART
FOR MANY YEARS,
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AND I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED
THAT EVERYBODY
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HAS ARTISTIC ABILITY,
NO MATTER HOW DEEPLY BURIED.
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AND THEN I MET YOU.
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WHAT? YOU DON'T THINK
I HAVE TALENT?
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OH! YOUR WORDS,
NOT MINE.
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ALTHOUGH IF I WERE
TO USE WORDS,
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I'D CHOOSE THOSE.
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WELL, UH, GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.
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WHAT IS THAT?! OH!
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IT'S GLORIOUS!
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WHAT PASSION!
WHAT VIBRANCY!
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OH, AMY,
YOU PAINT WITH A JOY
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THAT'S ALMOST CHILDLIKE.
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- WELL, ACTUALLY--
- IT'S GENIUS!
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THANK YOU.
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THIS IS WHAT
YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON--
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ABSTRACT WORK.
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THANK YOU.
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I CALL IT... "TREE."
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( doorbell chimes )
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- HI.
- HI.
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- IS TEDDY HERE?
- ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT HOME YET.
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- COME ON IN.
- THANKS.
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OH, I LIKED
YOUR SONG YESTERDAY.
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OH! OH, THANKS.
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YEAH, I LIKE IT TOO.
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NO, I MEAN I LIKED
YOUR SONG TOO.
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WELL, I--
I DIDN'T REALLY HEAR IT,
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BUT I LIKE... YOUR HAIR.
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THANKS.
I LIKE YOUR HAIR TOO.
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IT MUST BE NICE
FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
WHO HAS SUCH GREAT HAIR.
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I DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
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- OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
- YEAH.
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- ( mouths )
- P.J.: BUT, UMM...
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IF YOU WANT TO TELL
YOUR BOYFRIEND
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THAT I DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND,
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I'M COOL WITH THAT.
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I DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND.
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( inhales deeply )
BUMMER.
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( laughs softly )
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- SORRY I'M LATE.
- OH, NO PROBLEM.
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- P.J.'S BEEN
KEEPING ME COMPANY.
- SORRY ABOUT THAT TOO.
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ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, LET'S REHEARSE.
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HEY, DON'T BOTHER US.
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YEAH, DON'T BOTHER US.
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( silent )
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- ( MyTab chiming )
- DAD, THIS IS
GABE'S DAD.
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- HEY, I'M BOB.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M BRUCE.
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WOW, THIS IS--
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THIS IS QUITE THE ROOM
YOU'VE GOT HERE.
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- YEAH.
- OH MAN!
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- STAR SQUADRON?
- YEAH YEAH, I'VE GOT
KIND OF A THING
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- FOR OLD ARCADE GAMES.
- WOW.
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YOU KNOW, IF I HAD A TRAYFUL
OF TACOS AND A ROOT BEER,
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THIS WOULD BE
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ALL OVER AGAIN.
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- ( beeps )
- ALBERT, CAN I GET
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A TRAYFUL OF TACOS
AND SOME ROOT BEER?
THANKS.
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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I NEVER KID
ABOUT TACOS, BOB.
220
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I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO WATCH THE GAME.
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( whirring )
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YOU WANNA JOIN ME?
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- ( whistle tweets )
- ( both laugh )
224
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,905
OH, THIS IS AWESOME!
225
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,875
OH OH OH, BOB,
WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED
TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
226
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,454
OH, I JUST
WANTED TO--
227
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,822
OH! HERE COMES
THE TACO BOAT.
228
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,852
UMM, I--
229
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,857
I-I-- I JUST WANTED
TO SAY HOW HAPPY I AM
230
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,990
THAT GABE AND LUCAS
AND YOU AND ME
231
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,856
- ARE BEST FRIENDS.
- OH.
232
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,936
- ( Gabe sighs )
- GABE, I THOUGHT IT OVER,
233
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,075
- AND HERE.
- Y-YOU'RE GONNA
LET ME KEEP IT?
234
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,884
WHY'D YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND?
235
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,946
BECAUSE I'M NOT
AN UNREASONABLE MAN.
236
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,785
IN FACT,
I'M SO NOT UNREASONABLE,
237
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,961
I ACCEPTED ONE MYSELF.
238
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,934
NOT-NOT-- NOT THAT
I'M COMPLAINING,
239
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,960
BUT YOU'RE SENDING ME
SOME MIXED MESSAGES HERE.
240
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,765
I LIKE TO THINK OF THEM
AS FLEXIBLE MESSAGES.
241
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,274
YOU SAW THE DEN,
DIDN'T YOU?
242
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,905
I HAD TWO TRAYS OF TACOS.
243
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,311
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE
MORE THIS SUNDAY,
244
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,883
BECAUSE WE GOT
INVITED OVER TO WATCH
THE FOOTBALL GAME.
245
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,783
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE.
246
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,916
WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
247
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,860
OH, SPENCER,
HAVE YOU SEEN
SKYLER ANYWHERE?
248
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,926
NOPE, BUT IT'S
ALMOST TIME FOR ME TO WIN--
249
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:49,065
I MEAN COMPETE
IN BATTLE OF THE BANDS,
250
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,072
- SO I SHOULD GET GOING.
- RIGHT.
251
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,814
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
( chuckles )
252
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,910
( mutters )
CLUMP NUGGET.
253
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,875
OH, SKYLER, THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
254
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,811
OH, I WAS
IN THE PHOTO BOOTH.
255
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,347
YUP YUP,
I SEE THAT NOW.
256
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,921
COME ON, WE HAVE TO
GET GOING. IT'S ALMOST
TIME FOR US TO GO--
257
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,921
ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT
TO DO THE CONTEST ANYMORE.
258
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,894
- WHAT? WHY NOT?
- WELL, BECAUSE...
259
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,893
I DON'T WANT
TO COMPETE AGAINST
MY BOYFRIEND.
260
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,055
BOYFRIEND?
WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?
261
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,965
NO. NO. NO!
262
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,141
YES YES YES.
263
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,254
AND SO YOU GUYS
ARE A COUPLE?
264
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,080
THAT'S RIGHT,
P.J.'S MY DUDE.
265
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,885
- AND SKYLER'S MY LADY.
- MM-HMM.
266
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,218
AND TEDDY'S GONNA HURL.
267
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,364
WHA-- SO THAT'S WHY
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
BATTLE OF THE BANDS?
268
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,820
- BECAUSE YOU'RE A COUPLE?
- THAT'S RIGHT,
269
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:48,128
'CAUSE COMPETING
AGAINST EACH OTHER WOULD NOT
BE GOOD FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.
270
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,101
- BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR SONG?
- YOU CAN SING IT.
271
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,600
- BUT IT'S A DUET.
- SO?
272
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,871
SO I CAN'T "DU-ET"
WITHOUT YOU.
273
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,102
- HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HEY, MAN.
274
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,867
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.
P.J. AND SKYLER ARE A COUPLE
275
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,367
AND NOW THEY DON'T WANT
TO DO BATTLE OF THE BANDS.
276
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,608
WHAT? AFTER ALL
OUR HARD WORK?
277
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,113
I EVEN ASKED
MY MOM TO COME.
278
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,975
WELL, SORRY
TO DISAPPOINT HER.
279
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,424
OH NO, IT'S OKAY.
SHE SAID NO.
280
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,923
COME ON.
COME ON, CHARLIE.
281
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,926
- ONE PAINTING FOR MAMA?
- I TIRED.
282
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,200
OKAY, COME ON, CHARLIE.
JUST ONE LITTLE PAINTING
283
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,929
AND YOU CAN
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
284
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,996
HEY, WHAT'S CHARLIE
DOING UP?
285
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,635
I JUST PUT HER DOWN
FOR A NAP.
286
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,909
OH, WELL, I GUESS
SHE JUST GOT HER SECOND WIND.
287
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,439
I TIRED.
288
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,943
DON'T KNOW WHERE
THAT CAME FROM.
289
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,906
( sighs )
ALL RIGHT.
290
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,175
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY ARE YOU ACTING
CRAZIER THAN USUAL?
291
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,384
MY ART TEACHER CAME OVER
TO TELL ME THAT I STINK.
292
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,947
OKAY, I'M WITH YOU SO FAR.
293
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,917
THEN SHE TOOK ONE LOOK
AT CHARLIE'S PAINTING
294
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,257
AND LOVED IT, SO--
295
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,391
YOU TOOK
THE CREDIT FOR IT.
296
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,326
WELL, I MADE CHARLIE,
SO IN A WAY, I MADE
THAT PAINTING.
297
00:14:56,363 --> 00:15:00,073
HONEY, BY THAT LOGIC,
I MADE THAT PAINTING TOO.
298
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,270
REALLY? YOU CARRIED
THAT PAINTING AROUND
299
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,372
INSIDE OF YOU
FOR NINE MONTHS?
300
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,014
- WHAT?
- ( sighs )
301
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,408
BOB, I JUST WANNA BE
THE BEST AT WHAT I DO.
302
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,253
HONEY, YOU ARE
THE BEST
303
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,050
AT A LOT OF THINGS.
304
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,682
YOU'RE THE BEST NURSE.
305
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,116
YOU'RE THE BEST MOMMY.
YOU'RE THE BEST WIFE.
306
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,958
- GO ON.
- ( chuckles ) OKAY.
307
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,262
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
WHY DON'T WE PUT
CHARLIE TO BED
308
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,504
AND THEN YOU
AND I CAN CUDDLE?
309
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:32,028
BECAUSE YOU ARE
ALSO THE BEST AT THAT.
310
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,002
( baby voice )
I TIRED.
311
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,714
* I CAN'T KEEP
CHASING YOU AROUND *
312
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,247
* ALL OF THIS RUNNING IS
JUST BRINGING ME *
313
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,093
* DOWN
314
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,159
* IT'S GOT ME DOWN
315
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,058
* EVERY TIME
I LOOK AT YOU *
316
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,991
* THE ANGELS SING
317
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,227
* I HOPE YOU HEAR THEM TOO
318
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:07,002
* OH, I HOPE
YOU HEAR THEM TOO *
319
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,274
* GOT ME FEELING
HYPNOTIZED *
320
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,339
* AND, GIRL,
IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE... *
321
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,144
WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THAT--
322
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,346
OUR EX-BOYFRIEND'S
GONNA WIN THIS THING.
323
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,548
I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND.
324
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,184
YOU COULD TOO.
325
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,147
IT JUST--
IT MAKES ME SO MAD.
326
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,056
BECAUSE YOU TWO BECAME
AN ANNOYING COUPLE,
WE CAN'T COMPETE.
327
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,393
- WAIT A MINUTE.
- OOH, I KNOW THAT LOOK.
328
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,356
SHE'S GETTING AN IDEA.
I NEVER GET THAT LOOK.
329
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,196
ME NEITHER!
330
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,431
Both: AWW.
331
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,405
OH! MAN, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO TONIGHT.
332
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,581
- OH YEAH, IT SHOULD
BE A GOOD GAME.
- GAME-SHMAME.
333
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,080
THERE'S A RUMOR
ALBERT MADE FRESH GUACAMOLE.
334
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,053
THE RUMOR... IS TRUE.
335
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,582
( laughs )
336
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,786
DAD, I WANNA
GO HOME.
337
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,489
WHAT?
IT'S ALMOST KICK-OFF.
338
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,491
WE WERE PLAYING
"WITCHES VERSUS WARLOCKS 3"
339
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,593
- AND HE SAID I CHEATED.
- BECAUSE YOU DID CHEAT.
340
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,055
I DID NOT CHEAT.
I BEAT YOU.
341
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,395
- BECAUSE YOU CHEATED!
- TAKE IT EASY, GUYS.
342
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,070
- BUT, DAD!
- LUCAS.
343
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,029
COME WITH ME.
344
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,066
DAD, I DIDN'T CHEAT.
345
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,605
- REALLY?
- YES!
346
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,209
LOOK, I'VE CHEATED BEFORE.
347
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,342
I'M GOOD AT IT.
IF I HAD REALLY CHEATED,
348
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,077
HE WOULD NOT
HAVE KNOWN ABOUT IT.
349
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,123
THIS IS AN INSULT
TO MY CHEATING
350
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,379
- AND I WILL
NOT STAND FOR IT!
- OKAY OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
351
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,518
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
352
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,493
( sighs )
353
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,622
COULDN'T YOU JUST
SAY YOU CHEATED?
354
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,497
YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE
FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO?
355
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,230
( sighs )
356
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,125
ALBERT MADE
FRESH GUACAMOLE.
357
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,841
BOB, MY BOY'S PRETTY UPSET.
358
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,410
NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST
HAVE GABE APOLOGIZE TO LUCAS,
359
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,081
SO THAT YOU AND I CAN
ENJOY THE GAME?
360
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,580
NO, I BELIEVE
MY BOY, BRUCE.
361
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,615
IF HE SAID
HE DIDN'T CHEAT,
HE DIDN'T CHEAT.
362
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,115
- THANKS DAD.
- YEAH, WELL,
363
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,115
I THINK WE SHOULD
GET GOING.
364
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,857
YOU KNOW, BOB, I ADMIRE
THAT YOU STOOD UP
FOR YOUR SON.
365
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,092
- SO YOU WANT US
TO STAY?
- NO.
366
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,200
KEEPING THE MyTAB.
367
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,877
ALL RIGHT! YEAH!
368
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,148
OKAY, NOW OUR NEXT BAND
IS P.J. AND THE VIBE,
369
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,709
PLUS TEDDY AND SKYLER.
370
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,286
UM, THIS IS A SONG
ABOUT NEW LOVE
371
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,292
AND HOW PEOPLE FIND
EACH OTHER,
372
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,434
EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT
ANNOY SOMEONE'S SISTER.
373
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,462
( acoustic guitar
music playing )
374
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,268
* I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
375
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,265
* SOMEONE WHO CAN SEE
376
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,378
* WHO I REALLY AM
377
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,551
* WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME
378
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,949
- ( rock music playing )
- * I LIKE GIRLS WHO ARE
HOT HOT HOT *
379
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,292
* BETTER THAN GIRLS
WHO ARE NOT NOT NOT! *
380
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,190
* YOU'RE NOT
THE SMARTEST GUY *
381
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,363
* THAT I EVER MET
382
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,202
* BUT YOU'RE REALLY CUTE
383
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,329
* AND I'M DESPERATE
384
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,504
* I'M THE GUY
THAT YOU GOT GOT GOT *
385
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,574
* THANKS FOR OVERLOOKING
A LOT LOT LOT *
386
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,613
- * I'M DESPERATE
- * AND I'M HOT HOT HOT
387
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,740
- * I'M DESPERATE
- * THANKS FOR THE SHOT
SHOT SHOT *
388
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:41,246
- * I'M DESPERATE
- * AND I'M HOT HOT HOT
389
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:45,321
- * THANKS FOR
THE SHOT SHOT SHOT *
- * FOR YOU.
390
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,192
( cheering )
391
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:54,230
OH! I DID NOT EXPECT THAT.
ALL RIGHT!
392
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,801
GIVE IT UP FOR P.J.,
TYLER, SKYLER AND WHATEVER.
393
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,328
OH.
394
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,536
OKAY, THE JUDGES HAVE MADE
THEIR FINAL DECISION.
395
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:06,239
IN THIRD PLACE, THE WINNER
OF THE $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE
396
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,313
TO SKATEBOARD JUNGLE IS...
397
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,412
THE GUITAR GEEZERS.
398
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,424
GREAT JOB, FELLAS.
399
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,589
AND NOW LET'S BRING OUT
OUR TWO FINALISTS.
400
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,788
SPENCER WALSH,
COME ON UP.
401
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,560
( applause )
402
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,389
P.J. AND THEM,
Y'ALL COME ON OVER HERE TOO.
403
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,455
- COME ON.
- ( cheers )
404
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,529
ALL RIGHT,
AND THE WINNER
405
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,434
OF THE $500
SHOPPING SPREE IS
406
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,367
TEDDY AND SKYLER
PLUS P.J. AND THE VIBE!
407
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,682
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
408
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,511
( mutters )
CLUMP NUGGET.
409
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,445
- TEDDY, YOU JUST HUGGED ME.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
410
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,653
- I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY.
- OH NO, I'M COOL WITH THAT.
411
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:03,631
Hey, Charlie,
you remember my old
boyfriend Spencer, right?
412
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,633
Totally stomped him
in Battle of the Bands!
413
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,596
Did it feel good? Yes.
414
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,608
Yes, ma'am, it did.
415
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,310
- It also felt--
- Hey, do you want
to keep it down over there?
416
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,353
( crowd cheering on TV )
417
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,752
What are you doing?
418
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,321
We are watching
the big game
419
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,691
in the comfort
of our own hot tub,
420
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,318
which is every bit
as good as being over
421
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,624
- at Bruce and Lucas's house.
- No, it's not.
422
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,785
I know it's not.
423
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,334
Sometimes I wonder
if recording moments like this
424
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:39,403
is just gonna scar you.
425
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,332
I guess
we'll find out later.
426
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,768
Good luck, Charlie.
427
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:52,548
OH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
428
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,549
YUP, NOTHING LIKE IT.
429
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:55,751
WE EVEN HAVE
OUR OWN BUTLER.
430
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,652
- SPEAKING OF WHICH.
- ( rings )
431
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:02,385
LET'S GO!
THESE GLASSES AREN'T
GONNA FILL THEMSELVES!
432
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,626
I TIRED.
433
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,556
YEAH YEAH, OKAY.
MORE ROOT BEER.
434
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,928
( giggles )
435
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:18,641
GOOD HELP IS
SO HARD TO FIND.
436
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:27,551
BUBBLES? I DIDN'T
SEE YOU TURN THEM ON.
437
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,520
I DIDN'T.
THREE TRAYS OF TACOS,
438
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,450
YOU GONNA
GET SOME BUBBLES.
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