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( whimsical music
playing )
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COME ON, CHARLIE.
GO TINKLE-WINKLE.
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MAKE THE POO-POO
FOR THE MAMA.
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NO NO?
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ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
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FIVE BUCKS FOR A NUMBER ONE,
10 BUCKS FOR A NUMBER TWO.
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ALL RIGHT?
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UH UH UH, EXCUSE ME,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.
THAT'S HOW KIDS
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FROM OUR GENERATION
ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES.
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CHARLIE IS WATCHING
HER FAVORITE SHOW.
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN GET HER TO SIT
ON THE POTTY.
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CHARLIE HAS TO WATCH
"THE GURGLES"
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IN ORDER TO DO
HER BUSINESS?
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YES, "THE GURGLES"
HELP CHARLIE
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THE SAME WAY
THAT THE SPORTS SECTION
HELPS YOUR DAD.
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LOOK AT THIS GARBAGE--
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BRIGHTLY COLORED
SINGING AND DANCING SHAPES.
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WOULD YOU GUYS
JUST GO UPSTAIRS?
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IF SHE ISN'T POTTY-TRAINED
BY TOMORROW, SHE WON'T GET
INTO THE GOOD PRESCHOOL.
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- COME ON!
- BUT THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO UNHOOK THE GAME SYSTEM
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DOWN HERE
AND REHOOK IT UP THERE.
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WE ALREADY WALKED
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.
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ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REWALK
ALL THE WAY UP THERE?
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YOU KNOW, WE WOULDN'T HAVE
THIS PROBLEM IF WE HAD
A TV IN OUR ROOM.
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OKAY, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME,
I AM NOT BUYING A TV
FOR YOUR ROOM.
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FINE.
LET'S GO, P.J.
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OOH, HOLD ON.
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THE CIRCLE AND THE SQUARE
ARE FIGHTING OVER A GRAPE.
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I WANT TO SEE
HOW THIS TURNS OUT.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS ♪
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♪ HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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( doorbell rings )
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HEY.
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HEY HEY.
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HEY, MR. DUNCAN.
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HEY, IVY.
YOU SPENDING THE NIGHT?
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YEAH, OUR HOUSE
IS BEING FUMIGATED.
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OH.
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I GUESS YOUR PARENTS
DIDN'T KNOW
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THAT MY COMPANY
BOB'S BUGS BE GONE
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ALSO DOES FUMIGATIONS.
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NO, THEY KNEW THAT.
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
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IT'S TOO BAD
THEY DIDN'T CALL.
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I COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM
A BIG DISCOUNT.
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THEY KNEW THAT TOO.
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OH.
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OKAY.
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NO BIGGIE.
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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WHO KNOWS?
"HEY, MR. DUNCAN."R SAYING,
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SO ARE YOU READY
FOR THE BIG NEWS?
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ALWAYS.
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HERE GOES.
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- THERE'S A GUY.
- THERE'S A GUY?
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- THERE'S A GUY?!
- THERE'S A GUY.
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THERE'S A GUY!
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- SUPER HAPPY DANCE.
- OKAY.
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♪ SUPER SUPER ♪
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♪ HAPPY DANCE. ♪
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HAPPY!
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SO WHO IS HE?
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HE'S THAT NEW GUY IN OUR
GOVERNMENT CLASS-- RAYMOND.
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OH, HE'S CUTE.
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WAIT, SO WHEN DID YOU
START TALKING TO HIM?
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WELL, WE HAVEN'T
ACTUALLY TALKED YET.
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WE'VE BEEN IMing.
THAT LED TO TEXTING.
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TONIGHT HE WANTS TO
STEP IT ALL THE WAY UP
TO VIDEO CHAT.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M READY.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GET YOU ALL CUTIED UP
FOR YOUR VIDEO CHAT.
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UM, IF THE BUGS
COME BACK--
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I MEAN,WHEN
THE BUGS COME BACK,
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THIS IS MY CARD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GET YOU A COUPON.
YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE.
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NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
GO GO GO GO!
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ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO.
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BRAND NEW.
BRAND NEW.
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LOOK.
LOOK AT THAT.
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NOW--
QUACK QUACK QUACK--
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WHEN YOU'RE A BIG GIRL,
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THIS IS WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA GO POTTY.
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NOW JUST MAKE SURE
THE TOILET SEAT IS DOWN
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SO YOU DON'T
FALL IN.
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AND HOPEFULLY YOU'LL ONLY
MAKE THAT MISTAKE ONCE--
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WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE P.J.
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AND THEN
IT'S MANY MANY TIMES.
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YOU KNOW,
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I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
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SOMETIMES
I COME UP HERE
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I DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO GO.
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SOMETIMES DADDY JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE VACATION.
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( toilet flushes )
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UH-OH.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IVY, RAYMOND WILL
LOVE YOU.
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YOU LOOK HOT--
LIKE, SMOKING HOT.
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OKAY, NOW I SEE IT.
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OKAY. NOW LET'S SEE
HOW YOU LOOK ONSCREEN.
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UH...
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PRETTY GOOD.
JUST TILT DOWN A LITTLE.
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I'M GETTING
TOO MUCH NOSTRIL.
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BETTER.
BETTER.
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NOW LET'S SEE
SOME SHOULDER.
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AH, PERFECT.
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NOW FLUTTER YOUR EYES.
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NOW DON'T DO THAT.
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SMILE.
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LESS TEETH.
MORE TEETH.
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LESS TEETH.
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THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT. NOW DON'T MOVE.
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LOOK RIGHT IN THE CAMERA
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AND TELL RAYMOND
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.
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I THINK I'M STUCK.
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HONEY, I TRY NEVER
TO ASK YOU THIS AFTER YOU
EXIT THE BATHROOM,
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BUT WHAT WAS
THAT HORRIBLE SOUND
I HEARD A FEW MINUTES AGO?
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CHARLIE JUST THREW
SOME THINGS IN THE TOILET,
CLOGGED UP THE PIPES.
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SO I JUST GOTTA
DIG A LITTLE HOLE
IN THE BACKYARD,
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CLEAN OUT THE MAIN LINE.
DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING
IS GONNA BE FINE.
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SHOULD I CALL
A PLUMBER?
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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I HAVE GOT THIS
ALL UNDER CONTROL.
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WHERE'S CHARLIE?
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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AS LONG AS HE LOOKS SCARED,
I'VE DONE MY JOB.
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( TV playing )
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BOYS, WOULD YOU TURN DOWN
THAT TV IN YOUR ROOM?
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TV IN YOUR ROOM?
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OH, MAMA DON'T THINK SO.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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A FREE TV.
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- HA HA!
- ISN'T IT AWESOME?
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IT WAS JUST SITTING
ON SOMEONE'S LAWN.
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YEAH, THERE WAS A SIGN
THAT SAID "PLEASE TAKE,"
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SO WE TOOK.
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IT'S A LITTLE BIG
FOR THE ROOM, DON'T YOU THINK?
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YEAH, IT WAS AT FIRST,
BUT THEN
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GABE CAME UP WITH
THE BRILLIANT IDEA
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OF BUNK DESKS.
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BUNK DESKS.
RIGHT RIGHT.
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WHERE'S YOUR DRESSER?
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- UNDER P.J.'S BED.
- YEAH, AT FIRST
I WAS CONCERNED
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THAT GETTING A FRESH PAIR
OF UNDERPANTS EVERY DAY WAS
GONNA BE A LITTLE TRICKY.
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BUT THEN I CAME UP
WITH A SOLUTION--
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THE UNDERPANTS PILLOW.
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- BAM!
- BUH-BAM!
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EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE
I REGRET IT.
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OH!
OH OH OH!
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ARGH! ARGH!
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( softly )
UH-OH.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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THE POWER WENT OUT
AND THE PLUMBING.
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WELL, HOW DID
THAT HAPPEN?
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LET'S ASK
THE SOAKING WET MAN
WITH THE PICKAXE.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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DAD, WHEN IS THE POWER
COMING BACK ON?
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YEAH, I'M 15 MINUTES AWAY
FROM A VIDEO CHAT.
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AND IF WE'RE GONNA
POTTY-TRAIN CHARLIE, SHE HAS
TO WATCH "THE GURGLES."
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UH, FIRST OF ALL,
I'M FINE.
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WHAT? NO, DIDN'T GET
ELECTROCUTED.
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THANKS FOR THE CONCERN.
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WHAT ABOUT THE WATER?
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ALL RIGHT, I'VE ALREADY
CALLED THE PLUMBER AND
THE ELECTRICIAN...
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All:
OH, THERE WE GO.
OKAY.
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...WHO CAN'T BE HERE
UNTIL TOMORROW...
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- WHAT? BOB!
- ...ISH.
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( all clamoring )
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COME ON.
HEY HEY HEY!
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WE CAN SURVIVE ONE NIGHT
WITHOUT WATER AND POWER.
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COME ON,
IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
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( knocks on door )
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I HEARD SOME
KIND OF EXPLOSION
AND RUSHED RIGHT OVER
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TO SEE IF GABE WAS
ANYWHERE NEAR THE BLAST.
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I'M RIGHT HERE,
MRS. DABNEY,
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BETTER THAN EVER.
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ARE YOU SURE?
NO INTERNAL INJURIES?
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MY STOMACH IS
KIND OF UPSET.
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MIGHT BE A TOUCH
OF DABNERRHEA.
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ALL RIGHT.
MRS. DABNEY, YOU KNOW,
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WE'RE GONNA BE
WITHOUT WATER AND POWER
FOR A WHILE.
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IT SURE WOULD BE HELPFUL
IF WE COULD USE
YOUR BATHROOM
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TILL OURS IS
UP AND RUNNING.
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I DON'T EVEN LET MR. DABNEY
USE MY BATHROOM.
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OKAY, MRS. DABNEY,
I KNOW IT'S AN IMPOSITION,
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BUT THE THING IS
WE HAVE A REALLY IMPORTANT
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PRESCHOOL INTERVIEW
TOMORROW MORNING
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AND IT SURE WOULD BE NICE
IF WE COULD USE
YOUR BATHROOM
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TO FRESHEN UP
BEFOREHAND.
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- NEED TO FRESHEN UP, HUH?
- YEAH.
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I HEAR THE BUS STATION
HAS A REAL NICE BATHROOM.
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HAVE A GOOD NIGHT NOW.
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GABRIEL DUNCAN!
DABNERRHEA?
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YEAH.
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UP TOP.
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BOB.
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HEY.
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID
WE WOULDN'T NEED THIS?
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WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?
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WHICH QUESTION
SHOULD I ANSWER FIRST?
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ANY PROGRESS
ON THE POTTY-TRAINING?
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NOPE, WITHOUT "THE GURGLES"
CHARLIE WON'T EVEN
SIT ON THAT POTTY,
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AND THE INTERVIEW
IS IN 12 HOURS.
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OH, SHE'LL GET IT.
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THAT'S THE THING
ABOUT US DUNCANS--
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WE'RE CLUTCH PLAYERS.
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I SEE THE LIGHT'S ON.
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I'M NOT SURE
ANYBODY'S HOME.
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WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
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CHARLIE'S TAKING A NAP.
TEDDY AND IVY ARE DOWNSTAIRS
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AND THE BOYS ARE
IN THEIR ROOM READING.
229
00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:02,161
P.J. AND GABE
ARE READING?
230
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,762
YEAH, IT WAS
THEIR IDEA.
231
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,974
SO THEY'RE READING--
VOLUNTARILY?
232
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,169
HUH.
233
00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:15,153
LET'S ROLL.
234
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,250
OH!
235
00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:23,981
SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE
WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT.
236
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,964
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
237
00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,756
GREAT NEWS--
THE POWER IS BACK ON.
238
00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:30,919
WELL, IT IS FOR US.
239
00:11:30,921 --> 00:11:33,061
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING
YOUR POWER FROM?
240
00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:36,203
HEY, ARE YOU
STEALING ELECTRICITY
FROM MRS. DABNEY?
241
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,866
ARE WE IN TROUBLE?
242
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:45,012
WHAT'S TAKING
THOSE NACHOS SO LONG?
243
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,205
THERE REALLY IS
A LOT OF STUFF PLUGGED IN.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?
244
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,408
AH, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
WE'VE GOT A LOOSE CONNECTION.
245
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,141
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.
246
00:11:57,087 --> 00:12:00,287
P.J.:
HUH, THAT'S WEIRD.
247
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,290
MRS. DABNEY'S POWER
IS OUT TOO.
248
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,392
OH LOOK,
HERE SHE COMES.
249
00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:07,504
YOU KNOW, FOR AN OLDER GAL,
SHE MOVES PRETTY FAST.
250
00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:09,857
( pounding on door )
251
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,036
NACHOS?
252
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,245
RAYMOND WILL THINK
I BLEW HIM OFF.
253
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,777
I PROBABLY LOST HIM FOREVER.
NOW I'M GONNA DIE
SAD AND ALONE.
254
00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:33,421
IVY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
DIE ALONE.
255
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:36,193
YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME
AND MY HUSBAND
256
00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:38,956
IN OUR POOL HOUSE.
257
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,261
NO OFFENSE,
BUT THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
258
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,265
WELL, NOT FOR ME.
259
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,867
I HAVE A HUSBAND
AND A POOL HOUSE.
260
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,441
YOU COULD JUST
CALL RAYMOND.
261
00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:54,342
MOM, WE CAN'T DO THAT.
262
00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:56,384
OUR CELL PHONES ARE DEAD
AND WE CAN'T CHARGE THEM.
263
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,806
USE THE WALL PHONE.
IT WORKS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY.
264
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,809
THE WALL WHAT?
265
00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:06,324
THE WALL PHONE--
266
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,786
YOU KNOW, THE PHONE
267
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,258
ON THE WALL.
268
00:13:12,262 --> 00:13:13,822
WHEN DID WE GET THAT?
269
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,374
WHEN WE BOUGHT
THE HOUSE.
270
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,967
JUST ONE PROBLEM--
271
00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:20,429
RAYMOND'S NUMBER
IS IN MY PHONE.
272
00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:22,330
WELL, IF YOU KNOW
HIS LAST NAME,
273
00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:25,112
- JUST LOOK HIM UP
IN THE PHONEBOOK.
- THE PHONE WHAT?
274
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,176
OKAY, NOW YOU CAN SEE
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
275
00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:31,179
TO LIVE LIFE
IN THE OLDEN DAYS,
276
00:13:31,181 --> 00:13:32,981
ALSO KNOWN
AS THE '90s.
277
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,447
HUH. HERE'S
RAYMOND'S NUMBER.
278
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,450
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
279
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,204
OKAY.
280
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,428
OH, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
281
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,899
OH, RIGHT HERE?
282
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,867
IT'S RINGING.
283
00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:02,170
- I CAN'T DO THIS.
- IVY.
284
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,472
- I'M JUST NOT READY.
- DON'T GIVE IT TO ME.
285
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:06,484
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO--?
HELLO.
286
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:10,276
RAYMOND, HI.
HI, IT'S TEDDY.
287
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,920
IVY'S BEST FRIEND.
288
00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:14,322
YEAH, I'M SURE YOU'VE
HEARD ALL ABOUT ME.
289
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,855
OH REALLY?
290
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,487
NOT A THING?
291
00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,065
ANYWAYS,
292
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,067
SORRY WE MISSED
THE VIDEO CHAT.
293
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,069
THERE WERE SOME
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES,
294
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:34,401
SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AND IVY
ARE GONNA BE ABLE
TO TALK TONIGHT,
295
00:14:34,404 --> 00:14:36,414
UNLESS-- UNLESS YOU WANT
TO COME OVER.
296
00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:39,247
IVY LOVES THE IDEA.
297
00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:41,609
IVY'S AT 358 EDGEWOOD.
OKAY, BYE.
298
00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:43,551
HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER.
299
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:46,963
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, T?
I TOLD YOU I WASN'T READY.
300
00:14:46,957 --> 00:14:50,057
BUT YOU LIKE HIM.
HE LIKES YOU.
301
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,390
NOW GET YOUR BOOTY
IN GEAR, GIRL,
302
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,132
'CAUSE IT'S TIME
TO REPRESENT.
303
00:14:57,367 --> 00:15:00,367
HUH-UH.
304
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,370
DON'T GO STREET
ON ME, T.
305
00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:05,343
IT'S JUST SAD.
306
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,310
READY FOR OPERATION
POTTY TRAIN?
307
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,693
- IT'S GO TIME.
- WE HOPE.
308
00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:18,145
OKAY, P.J.,
LET'S HIT IT.
309
00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,318
OKAY, HEY, CHARLIE,
YOU WANT TO WATCH
SOME TV?
310
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,290
- YEAH.
- I BET YOUR FAVORITE
SHOW IS ON.
311
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,692
I BET-- YEAH.
312
00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,703
Amy:
IT'S TIME TO GIGGLE
313
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,255
WITH "THE GURGLES"!
314
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,258
Bob:
HI THERE, KIDS.
315
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:33,430
TODAY IS GONNA BE
A SUPER-DUPER DAY.
316
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,013
WHY IS THAT?
317
00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:38,405
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA
DO THE POTTY RAP.
318
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:41,068
( beat-boxing )
319
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:46,183
♪ HEY THERE, KIDS,
DON'T BE NAUGHTY ♪
320
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,446
♪ LET'S HAVE FUN
AND USE OUR POTTY ♪
321
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:53,481
♪ GOING TO THE POTTY
CAN BE SO GNARLY ♪
322
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:56,133
♪ ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
A GIRL NAMED CHARLIE. ♪
323
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,086
OH GOSH, MOMMY.
324
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,170
WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
325
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,183
ACTUALLY IT WORKED FOR ME.
326
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,205
SEE YA.
327
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,451
( knocks on door )
328
00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:25,664
- HI.
- HI.
329
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:28,115
- I'M RAYMOND.
- HI, I'M TEDDY.
330
00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:30,118
COME ON IN.
331
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,260
IVY, RAYMOND'S HERE.
332
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:34,492
IT'S KIND OF DARK
IN HERE.
333
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,504
YEAH, WE'RE HAVING
A POWER OUTAGE.
334
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,026
COULD I OFFER YOU
SOME CHUNKY MILK
335
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:41,469
OR A GLASS
OF ICE CREAM?
336
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:43,531
UH, I'M COOL.
CAN I USE THE BATHROOM?
337
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:44,603
NO.
338
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,136
THE WATER'S OUT TOO.
339
00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:50,308
OH, NICE PLACE.
340
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,710
I'M GONNA SEE
WHAT'S KEEPING IVY.
341
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,782
JUST HAVE A SEAT
RIGHT THERE. IVY!
342
00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:01,147
ENJOYING MYSELF SO FAR.
343
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:02,521
WHAT'S GOING ON?
344
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,652
WHAT IF I SAY
SOMETHING STUPID?
THEN HE WON'T LIKE ME.
345
00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:07,464
IVY, YOU SAY STUPID STUFF
TO ME ALL THE TIME
346
00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,527
AND I STILL LIKE YOU.
347
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,599
I'M SERIOUS, T.
348
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,661
THIS IS THE FIRST GUY
I'VE EVER REALLY LIKED.
349
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,543
I DON'T WANT
TO MESS IT UP.
350
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,535
COME ON,
YOU CAN DO THIS.
351
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,407
I CAN'T.
352
00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:22,209
I JUST KNOW IF I LOOK
INTO THOSE BIG BROWN EYES
353
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:23,712
I'M GONNA FREEZE.
354
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:26,253
SO YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE HIS EYES.
355
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,147
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
356
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,151
IVY WILL BE RIGHT OUT.
357
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,593
MEANWHILE, LET'S ENJOY
358
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:40,456
SOME NICE
BATTERY-POWERED MUSIC...
359
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,130
-( quiet music playing )
- KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL
360
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,143
LIKE THEY DID
BACK IN THE DIZ-AY.
361
00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:48,396
OH, TEDDY, RIGHT.
362
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,338
IVY DID MENTION YOU.
363
00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,813
OKAY, IVY, COME ON OUT.
364
00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:00,848
Teddy:
THERE SHE IS.
365
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,580
NOW RAYMOND IS RIGHT
OVER THERE BY THE COUCH.
366
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,585
HEY, HOW IS IT GOING?
367
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,487
GOOD.
368
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,519
OKAY.
369
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:13,561
RAYMOND, DOESN'T IVY
LOOK NICE?
370
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:16,673
I CAN'T SEE HER.
371
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:18,596
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
372
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,628
OKAY.
373
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,300
IVY, YOU LOOK GOOD...
374
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,872
PROBABLY.
375
00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,383
THANKS.
376
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,535
THERE YOU GO.
THIS IS GOOD.
377
00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:30,177
OKAY, COME ON, GUYS.
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP IT UP.
378
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,180
WE WERE ON A NICE
ROLL THERE.
379
00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:34,182
ALL RIGHT?
380
00:18:34,184 --> 00:18:36,354
STILL JUST ME TALKING.
381
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:38,186
STILL JUST--
382
00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:39,748
GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER THERE?
383
00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:42,449
OH, OKAY.
384
00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,222
DON'T NEED
ANY LIGHT FOR THAT.
385
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,604
I'LL JUST--
I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN.
386
00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:48,596
OH!
ARGH, THAT'S MY SHIN.
387
00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:50,858
I'M OKAY.
I'M TOTALLY OKAY.
DON'T WORRY.
388
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,860
OW!
389
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,902
FOREHEAD TOO.
390
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,410
OKAY, SWEETHEART.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
OVER THERE
391
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,572
- AND PLAY WITH
SOME TOYS, OKAY?
- OKAY.
392
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,548
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
393
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,550
THAT WOULD BE ME,
394
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,882
BECAUSE SOMEBODY SAID
WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME
395
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:17,194
TO STOP OFF
AT THE BUS STATION
TO FRESHEN UP.
396
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,857
- OH, SO IT'S MY FAULT?
- MY STINK IS YOUR
FAULT, YEAH.
397
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,489
THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.
TONIGHT WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE
398
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,692
I'M GONNA DROP YOU OFF
AT THE BUS STATION.
YOU CAN STAY THERE
399
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:27,604
- AND FRESHEN UP ALL NIGHT LONG.
- ALL NIGHT LONG?
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
400
00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:30,637
- HI.
- SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
I'M SONDRA.
401
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,870
HI, I'M AMY.
THIS IS BOB.
402
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,382
AND THIS IS CHARLIE.
403
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,245
WHAT--?
404
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:40,577
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FACE?
405
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:44,550
NO, THERE'S SOME
KIND OF ODOR.
406
00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:46,494
OH, THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
407
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,556
YEAH, GUILTY AS CHARGED.
( laughs )
408
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:51,718
WE'RE HAVING SOME PLUMBING
ISSUES AT OUR HOUSE AND WE
WEREN'T ABLE TO SHOWER.
409
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,791
YEAH, THAT EXPLAINS
WHY I SMELL LIKE A HOBO.
410
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,673
NOT THAT THERE'S
ANYTHING WRONG WITH HOBOS.
411
00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:58,725
- NO NO NO, SOME OF MY
BEST FRIENDS ARE HOBOS.
- YEAH.
412
00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:01,268
WHY DON'T WE TALK
ABOUT CHARLIE?
413
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,271
- GREAT IDEA.
- OKAY.
414
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,535
SO HOW OLD IS CHARLIE?
415
00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:08,777
ALREADY TWO.
416
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,738
IS SHE STILL NAPPING?
417
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,380
MOST DAYS
IN THE AFTERNOON, YES.
418
00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:13,882
IS SHE POTTY-TRAINED?
419
00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:15,793
- OH, OF COURSE.
- ABSOLUTELY.
420
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:17,785
YEAH, POTTY TRAIN
HAS LEFT THE STATION.
421
00:20:17,787 --> 00:20:20,617
ABSOLUTELY.
YES, SIR. WHOO-WHOO!
422
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,620
( "The Gurgles" playing )
423
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,634
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
424
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,726
CHARLIE SWEETHEART,
CAN YOU TURN THE TV OFF?
425
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,928
THAT'S OKAY.
THE LITTLE ONES SURE
LOVE THOSE "GURGLES."
426
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,930
- IT'S HER FAVORITE SHOW.
- "GURGLES."
427
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,412
( both chuckle )
428
00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:37,265
NO-O-O!
429
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,824
SO THE POTTY TRAIN
HASN'T LEFT THE STATION.
430
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,320
WHOO-WHOO.
431
00:20:57,387 --> 00:20:59,687
Well, Charlie, looks like
432
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,689
before you spend any time
in preschool
433
00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:04,261
you're gonna need to spend
a little more time
434
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,943
in pee school.
435
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,800
Sorry.
436
00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:15,272
It was either that
or new school-poo school,
437
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,784
and I decided
to go classy, so...
438
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,577
-( boys grunting )
- P.J.:Watch it, you idiot.
439
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,050
Speaking of classy,
are home.ke your brothers
440
00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:25,492
Gabe:
One, two, three.
441
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,855
What is that?
442
00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:30,988
80-inch big screen.
443
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,990
We found it in the alley.
444
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,992
We're gonna put it
on top of the other one.
445
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,034
We're gonna make
bunk TVs.
446
00:21:39,769 --> 00:21:42,369
They'll be out of the house
by the time you're my age.
447
00:21:42,372 --> 00:21:45,712
And if not,
then good luck, Charlie.
448
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,337
♪ DUNCANS' DOUBLE DECKER
WAREHOUSE. ♪
449
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,940
- HOUSE TOO SMALL?
- FAMILY TOO BIG?
450
00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:56,522
THEN COME ON DOWN
FURNITURE WAREHOUSE.ECKER
451
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,646
FOR ALL YOUR
NEEDS.D FURNITURE
452
00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:02,649
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF YOUR
COUCH COULD SEAT EIGHT?
453
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,925
GOT A FULL BLADDER?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
454
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,900
REMEMBER THAT'S
DUNCANS DOUBLE DECKER
FURNITURE WAREHOUSE.
455
00:22:13,903 --> 00:22:16,643
STACKING FURNITURE SINCE 2011.
456
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,806
CHARLIE NOT INCLUDED.
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