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OKAY, CHARLIE,
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WHEN YOU GET IN TROUBLE?
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UH-OH.
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OH, CHARLIE JUST MADE
AN UH-OH?
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I JUST CHANGED YOU.
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NO, CHARLIE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I'M JUST SAMPLING HER.
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"SAMPLING" MEANS I'M RECORDING
ALL THE WORDS SHE SAYS
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SO I CAN PLAY THEM BACK.
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OH, WE USED TO
DO THAT.
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WE CALLED IT
TAPE-RECORDING.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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Mine, yes, no,
cookie, nana.
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DAD, YOU PROMISED YOU'D
TAKE ME DRIVING TODAY.
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TO BE FAIR,
I PROMISE A LOT OF THINGS
I DON'T DELIVER ON.
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YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T
KEEP PUTTING THIS OFF.
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MY DRIVER'S TEST
IS IN THREE DAYS, AND YOU
HAVEN'T TAKEN ME OUT ONCE.
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NO, I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME
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WHILE I WAS TRYING
TO READ IN THE BATHROOM.
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YOU WERE OUTSIDE THE DOOR
WHILE DAD WAS
IN THE BATHROOM?
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THAT'S HOW MUCH
I WANT IT.
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BOB, TAKE HER DRIVING
ALREADY.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
LET'S GO.
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BOY, I TELL YOU,
NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS
WHEN I LEAVE THE BATHROOM.
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Bye-bye.
Bye-- bye-- bye-bye.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
- JUST IN CASE
YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK.
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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P.J., WHAT DID YOU GET
TEDDY FOR HER BIRTHDAY?
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- BIRTHDAY?
- YOUR SISTER'S TURNING 16.
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WE'RE HAVING A SURPRISE PARTY
FOR HER TONIGHT.
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WELL, IT'S WORKING,
'CAUSE I'M SURPRISED.
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THE PARTY STARTS
AT 7:00.
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YOU HAVE TO GET HER A PRESENT,
AND SOMETHING NICE.
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- HOW ABOUT--?
- NOT ANOTHER SOCK PUPPET.
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YOU HAVE TO GET HER
SOMETHING TOO.
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WHOA WHOA, WHAT DID I
JUST WALK INTO?
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MOM SAYS WE HAVE TO BUY TEDDY
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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WHAT ABOUT A DOG?
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I BET
SHE'D LIKE A DOG.
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I'M SERIOUS.
YOU HAVE TO GET HER SOMETHING.
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WHAT ABOUT A DOG?
I BET SHE'D LIKE A DOG.
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GABE, IS THERE A DOG
IN MY HOUSE?
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( dog barks )
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MAYBE.
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HE FOLLOWED ME HOME, MOM.
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CAN WE KEEP HIM?
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NO. I'VE TOLD YOU
100 TIMES
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I DO NOT WANT A DOG
IN THIS HOUSE.
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MOM, PLEASE.
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HORSY.
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NO, HONEY.
IT'S ACTUALLY A DOGGIE.
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WHO JUST MADE
A HORSY-SIZED UH-OH.
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SORRY, TEDDY.
I'VE MADE MY DECISION
AND IT'S FINAL.
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DAD, THAT'S SO UNFAIR.
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MOM, DAD SAYS
I CAN'T GET MY LICENSE.
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- WHAT? WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE SHE'S NOT READY.
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WELL, MY DRIVING
INSTRUCTOR THINKS I AM.
HE SAYS I'M DOING GREAT.
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THE MAN WORKS
FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
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HE'S GOT NOTHING
TO LIVE FOR.
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MOM, CAN YOU
SAY SOMETHING?
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TEDDY HONEY,
I'M SORRY,
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BUT YOUR FATHER HAS
A VERY SMALL AREA
OF AUTHORITY...
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AND UNFORTUNATELY
FOR YOU,
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TEACHING YOU KIDS TO DRIVE
IS PART OF IT.
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SO WHAT ELSE IS
IN THAT AREA?
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BARBECUING.
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THAT'S IT.
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DAD, PLEASE.
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I REALLY WANT
TO GET MY LICENSE
THE DAY I TURN 16.
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LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN, ALL RIGHT?
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SO UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,
THERE'S GONNA BE NO DRIVING.
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SORRY. CAN I HAVE
THE KEYS, PLEASE?
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HERE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOOD
OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR
FOR THIS.
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HEY.
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YOU'RE ON MY SIDE,
RIGHT?
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- HONEY.
- YEAH?
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WHY AM I TALKING
TO A DOG?
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HE FOLLOWED GABE HOME.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
I MADE IT VERY CLEAR
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WE ARE NOT KEEPING HIM.
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HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
HE KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF YOUR UNCLE STAN.
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- WHAT?
- THE WET NOSE
AND THE BLOODSHOT EYES.
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COME ON, HE--
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OH, NOW I SEE IT.
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P.J., I HAVE A QUESTION.
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WAS DAD OUT OF CONTROL
WHEN HE WAS TEACHING YOU
HOW TO DRIVE?
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NO NO, HE WAS
VERY MELLOW.
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THEN WHAT IS
HIS PROBLEM?
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WELL, HAIR LOSS,
KILLS BUGS FOR A LIVING--
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THERE'S SO MUCH
TO CHOOSE FROM.
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WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,
WHY DID HE HAVE TO
TAKE IT OUT ON ME?
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I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE YOU'RE A BAD DRIVER.
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NO, I'M A GOOD DRIVER.
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I WAS THE ONLY KID
IN DRIVER'S ED
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WHO DIDN'T BARF DURING
THE SPLATTERED BRAINS MOVIE.
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ACTUALLY I HAVE
A QUESTION FOR YOU.
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I HAVE A FRIEND
WHO IS TURNING 16
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AND I HAVE TO BUY HER
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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MM, WELL, I KNOW YOUR FRIEND
WOULDN'T WANT A SOCK PUPPET.
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OKAY.
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WELL, WHAT WOULD
SHE WANT?
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WELL,
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SHE'D PROBABLY
LIKE BOOTS,
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LIKE FROM THAT
COOL STORE AT THE MALL,
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BUT NOT THE BLACK ONES
WITH THE PURPLE TRIM.
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SHE ALREADY HAS THOSE.
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I'M JUST GUESSING.
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( doorbell rings )
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OH HI, MRS. DABNEY.
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I SEE YOU PEOPLE
HAVE A DOG NOW.
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OH, I'M DOING FINE, THANKS.
HOW ARE YOU?
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LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.
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YOUR DOG MAKES
MY CAT NERVOUS.
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AND WHEN MY CAT
GETS NERVOUS,
I GET NERVOUS.
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AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS,
MR. DABNEY GETS NERVOUS.
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THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
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MR. DABNEY GOES
TO STAY WITH HIS MOTHER.
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SO THIS DOG THING
IS NOT ENTIRELY BAD.
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ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE DONE HERE.
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OH, MRS. DABNEY,
BEFORE YOU GO,
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UM, I NEED SOME MORE
PRACTICE HOURS
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BEFORE I TAKE
MY DRIVER'S TEST,
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SO IF YOU EVER
NEED A CHAUFFEUR,
I'M YOUR GIRL.
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LET'S GO.
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RIGHT NOW?
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I'VE GOT A BUNCH
OF ERRANDS TO RUN.
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AND IF YOU DRIVE,
I CAN PLAY WORD JUMBLE
ON MY CELL PHONE.
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ACTUALLY I DO THAT ANYWAY,
BUT THIS WAY IT'S LEGAL.
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THIS STORE ONLY HAS
GIRLS IN IT.
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YEAH.
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SO WHAT'S TEDDY'S
SHOE SIZE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU DON'T KNOW
HER SHOE SIZE?
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I DON'T KNOW
HER MIDDLE NAME.
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WELL, DUDE, HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO BUY HER SHOES?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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TEDDY WORE YOUR SNEAKERS
BY MISTAKE LAST WEEK, RIGHT?
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- YES.
- THAT MEANS
YOU'RE THE SAME SIZE.
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HERE, TRY THESE ON.
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OH NO.
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I AM NOT PUTTING ON
GIRL BOOTS.
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OH, COME ON.
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THEY'LL LOOK GOOD WITH THAT
GIRL SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING.
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IT'S NOT A PONY.
IT'S A STALLION.
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FINE, I'LL PUT THEM ON
FOR TWO SECONDS.
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BUYING BOOTS
FOR MY SISTER.
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FUNNY STORY--
SHE AND MY BROTHER
HAVE THE SAME SIZE FEET.
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GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T WANT
UNDERWEAR, RIGHT?
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OKAY, SEE YOU.
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OKAY, THEY FIT.
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WHOA, HOLD ON, DUDE.
YOU'VE GOTTA STAND UP,
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WALK AROUND, MAKE SURE
THEY'RE COMFORTABLE.
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COME ON.
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WOW, THOSE DO WONDERS
FOR YOUR LEGS.
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OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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THEY WON'T COME OFF.
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WHAT?
LET ME TRY.
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WHY ARE YOUR FEET
SO FAT?
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THEY'RE NOT FAT.
THEY'RE HUSKY.
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WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
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WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
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- WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
- NO ONE.
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I'M TAKING A PICTURE
OF YOU IN GIRL BOOTS.
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THE LIGHT'S NOT GETTING
ANY GREENER.
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I KNOW, BUT THE CAR
IN FRONT OF ME
HASN'T MOVED YET.
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HERE'S A QUICK
DRIVING LESSON.
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( honks horn )
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WAKE UP, GRANDPA!
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SORRY, THAT WAS HER,
NOT ME.
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OH LOOK,
GRANDPA'S TELLING US
WE'RE NUMBER ONE.
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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,735
NO, HE'S NOT.
HE'S--
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00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,172
I KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING.
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00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,737
( phone bleeping )
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00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,107
SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY
HEAD HOME NOW, RIGHT?
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00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,075
JUST ONE MORE STOP-- BOULDER.
I WANT TO SEE MY SISTER.
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00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,175
BOULDER?
THAT'S IN THE MOUNTAINS.
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00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:21,117
OH, YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE
FLAT-LAND-ONLY
DRIVING PERMITS?
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00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,134
NO, IT'S JUST
I HAVE TO BE HOME BY 7:00.
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00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,728
OH, AND WE SHOULD
PROBABLY STOP FOR GAS.
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IN THIS CAR YOU CAN DRIVE
100 MILES ON EMPTY.
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00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,170
I'LL TELL YOU
WHEN WE NEED GAS.
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00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,229
( engine sputtering )
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00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,173
NOW WE NEED GAS.
201
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,077
YEAH, JUST ONE
PROBLEM--
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE.
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( thunder crashing )
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AND IT LOOKS
LIKE RAIN.
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AGH!
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00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,223
AND THERE'S A CRAZY WOMAN
OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
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00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:57,062
SO ACTUALLY
WE GOT THREE PROBLEMS.
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HELLO.
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00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,976
KINDA HARD TO TALK
WITH THE WINDOW OPEN
JUST A CRACK.
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00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,010
SORRY.
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00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,450
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING
OVER HERE?
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WE'RE OUT OF GAS.
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00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,890
WELL, THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,822
THERE'S GAS AND SUCH
DOWN THE ROAD A SPELL.
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00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,128
OH, HOW FAR IS
A SPELL?
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50 MILES.
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00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,931
OF COURSE, I GOT
A GALLON OF GAS
RIGHT HERE.
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00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,933
GREAT.
HOW MUCH IS IT?
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00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,895
50 BUCKS.
220
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:44,198
THE MOUNTAIN LADY'S
GOT AN ANGLE.
221
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:48,807
I ALSO GOT GUM,
MINTS, MAGAZINES.
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00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,952
I COULD KEEP YOU UP TO DATE
ON ALL THINGS JUSTIN BIEBER.
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00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,923
OH.
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00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,015
CHARLIE.
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CHARLIE, HAND MOMMY
THE TAPE.
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FINE.
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00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,297
IT'LL JUST BE
A "SWEET 6" PARTY.
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00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,973
WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING?
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ARE YOU MAKING
A PRETTY PICTURE?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, DOG?
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HORSY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU CANNOT BE HERE.
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00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,315
YOU'RE KIND OF SWEET.
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OKAY, JUST FOR A MINUTE.
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00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,325
YOU'RE NOT SUCH
A BAD DOG, ARE YOU?
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00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,935
NO, YOU'RE A GOOD DOG.
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I'M GONNA CALL YOU
SWEETIE-PIE
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'CAUSE YOU'RE
A SWEETIE-PIE.
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- MOMMY.
- CHARLIE, NOT NOW.
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YES.
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00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,976
MOM, WE HAVE GOT
A BIG PROBLEM.
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00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,986
OH, YOU SURE DO.
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THOSE BOOTS DO NOT GO
WITH THOSE SHORTS.
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YOU ARE WORKING
MY LAST NERVE.
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SHE IS A HANDFUL.
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DOES ANY OF THIS
LOOK FAMILIAR?
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LOOKS LIKE THE SAME ROAD
WE DROVE DOWN 10 MINUTES AGO.
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SO I'M JUST
GOING IN CIRCLES
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AND YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING?
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I THOUGHT MY ANNOYED SILENCE
WAS SPEAKING VOLUMES.
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OKAY.
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WELL, WE'RE LOST
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AND WE NEED
TO LOOK AT A MAP.
DO YOU HAVE A MAP?
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ON MY CELL PHONE.
BUT I'D HAVE TO TURN OFF
MY WORD JUMBLE.
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OKAY.
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00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,099
( engine revving )
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WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?
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I THINK WE'RE
IN SOME KIND OF HOLE.
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WELL, THEN ONE OF US
IS GONNA HAVE TO
GET OUT AND PUSH--
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THE ONE OF US
WHO'S 16.
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I'M NOT 16 YET.
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- GET OUT.
- OKAY.
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OKAY, HIT IT,
BUT TRY TO GO...
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SLOW.
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OKAY, GO AGAIN,
BUT THIS TIME
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TRY TO GO
A LITTLE BIT SLOWER.
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( fabric rips )
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OH.
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WELL, THIS WOULD BE
A GREAT TIME
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FOR THE MOUNTAIN LADY
TO COME BY WITH SOME SKIRTS.
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( doorbell rings )
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HEY, SWEETIE.
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00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,100
- HI.
- HI.
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I THINK YOU FOUND MY DOG.
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UM, WE DON'T HAVE
A DOG HERE.
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REALLY?
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I FOUND THIS FLYER
WITH YOUR ADDRESS ON IT.
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MUST BE A MISPRINT.
NO DOG. BYE-BYE.
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MOM, MOM, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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HI, WE'LL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU.
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OKAY.
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LOOK, MOM, WE'VE GOT TO DO
THE RIGHT THING HERE.
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IF YOU WANT A DOG,
WE CAN GET YOU ANOTHER ONE.
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I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER DOG.
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00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,267
I WANT
MY SWEETIE-PIE.
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MOM, HE ALREADY HAS
A FAMILY
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WHO LOVES HIM
AND MISSES HIM.
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00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,276
HE NEEDS
TO GO HOME.
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I KNOW.
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GOODBYE, SWEETIE-PIE.
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I WILL NEVER
FORGET YOU.
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WINSTON!
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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I'M VERY VERY
PROUD OF YOU.
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00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,486
NOW HOW ABOUT WE GO
GET YOU SOME ICE CREAM?
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- OKAY.
- YES, COME ON.
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OH, YOU GUYS,
TEDDY'S HERE.
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EVERYBODY HIDE.
HIDE.
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SURPRISE!
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AWW.
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OH, OKAY.
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I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING--
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TEDDY CAN WEAR
ANYTHING.
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OH, UM...
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WHY DON'T I GO
CLEAN UP
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AND WE'LL TRY THIS AGAIN
IN 30 MINUTES, OKAY?
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OH, ONE MORE THING--
YOU GUYS!
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- GREAT CAKE, MOM.
- I GOT IT AT THE STORE.
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I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I SAID
"GREAT CAKE, MOM."
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT HERE?
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JUST THINKING.
ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR PARTY?
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YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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DAD, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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YOU SPENT THE AFTERNOON
DRIVING WITH MRS. DABNEY.
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YOU GOT ALL THAT FROM
"I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING"?
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NO, ACTUALLY
I GOT ALL THAT
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FROM WHEN MRS. DABNEY
RETURNED YOUR SKIRT.
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NOW YOU KNOW I TOLD YOU
I DIDN'T WANT YOU DRIVING.
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I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET'S JUST TALK
ABOUT THIS TOMORROW.
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- DAD, I'M A REALLY
GOOD DRIVER.
- TEDDY.
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NO, WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME
DIFFERENT THAN P.J.?
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YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT ON HIM
WHEN HE WAS LEARNING
HOW TO DRIVE.
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BECAUSE TEACHING P.J.
TO DRIVE WAS A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT THING.
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- WHY?
- BECAUSE IT WAS.
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- WHY?
- BECAUSE HE'S P.J.
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YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL.
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DRIVING MEANS LEAVING.
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AND ONCE YOU GET
IN THAT CAR,
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YOU GO.
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DAD.
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LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY?
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR PARTY
AND STUFF GOING ON.
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I SHOULD BE TALKING
ABOUT THIS STUFF.
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DAD, IT'S SAD TO THINK
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ALL YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA
LEAVE SOMEDAY.
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00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,684
WELL, ACTUALLY TO BE
PERFECTLY HONEST,
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WITH P.J.
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I'M KIND OF WORRIED
HE'S NEVER GONNA LEAVE.
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YEAH, WELL,
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WE'LL HOPE FOR THE BEST.
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DAD, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT EVEN THOUGH
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I'M GONNA GET IN THAT CAR
AND DRIVE AWAY SOMEDAY,
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I'M ALSO GONNA
DRIVE BACK HOME.
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YEAH, PROBABLY WITH
A TRUNKFUL OF LAUNDRY.
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YEAH.
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00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,481
AND NOW P.J. AND GABE
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HAVE A SPECIAL
BIRTHDAY SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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BUT FIRST
LET ME INTRODUCE
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SNOOP CHARLIE CHAR.
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TEDDY, THIS ONE'S
FOR YOU.
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00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,629
- READY?
- YEP.
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Charlie:
Ready, set, go.
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( hip-hop beat playing )
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00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,337
* WE WENT TO BUY BOOTS
FOR A SPECIAL SISTER *
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00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,770
* BUT THEY GOT STUCK
AND NOW I GOT A BLISTER *
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00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,405
Charlie:
* Owie ow ow owie
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00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,310
* WE WERE OUT OF MONEY,
WE WERE OUT OF TIME *
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00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,483
* SO WE DRESSED UP WITH CHARLIE
AND BUSTED OUT A RHYME *
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00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,782
* Boogie boogie cake
boogie boogie cake *
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00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,354
* YOU'RE 16 NOW,
GONNA MOVE OUT SOON *
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00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,024
* IN A FEW MORE YEARS
I'M GONNA GET YOUR ROOM *
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00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,562
* Teddy, Teddy,
T-T-T-T-Teddy *
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00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,559
* THAT'S ALL WE GOT,
BUT WE HOPE YOU KNOW *
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00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,261
* THAT WE'RE WITH YOU, TEDDY,
NOT MATTER WHERE YOU GO *
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00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,534
- * Teddy, Teddy
- * HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,548
Well, Charlie,
here we are,
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00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,281
the Duncan sisters
on my 16th birthday.
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00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,718
Can you say,
"Happy birthday, Teddy"?
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00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,563
No? Okay.
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00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,458
Well, it's the thought
that counts.
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00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,290
Anyway, the big news is
I got my driver's license,
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00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,458
which means I now have
wherever I want. go
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00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,697
Amy:
some things at the store. up
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00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,403
Bob:
the car needs gas.t it,
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00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,606
And pick up Gabe
just 'cause I don't wanna.
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Total freedom.
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00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,641
Can you wish me
good luck, Charlie?
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00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,747
It's the thought
that counts.
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00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,591
ARE WE THERE YET?
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00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,334
DID YOU SEE
A GRAND CANYON?
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00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,332
I NEED TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:40,474
I TOLD YOU TO GO
BEFORE WE LEFT.
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00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,770
- I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN.
- ARE WE THERE NOW?
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00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,372
( police siren wailing )
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00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,878
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
MA'AM.
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00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,623
GABE, IT'S ME-- TEDDY.
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I'M SORRY.
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00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,889
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
TEDDY.
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00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,392
( motorcycle passes by )
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00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,626
YOU GOT LUCKY.
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00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,696
( laughing )
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00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,513
( blows raspberry )
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