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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,275 HONEY, THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT IDEA-- 2 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:12,150 GETTING UP EARLY SO WE CAN HAVE SOME QUIET TIME TOGETHER. 3 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:16,321 - YOU'RE A JERK! - YOU'RE AN IDIOT! 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:20,450 ALL RIGHT, TOMORROW WE GET UP JUST A LITTLE BIT EARLIER. 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,418 OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS? 6 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,456 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! HE SNORTS LIKE A PIG. 7 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:28,263 - OINK OINK OINK! - OH YEAH? WELL, YOU SCREAM IN YOUR SLEEP. 8 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,056 - ( screaming ) - OINK OINK OINK! 9 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:32,468 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! 10 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,070 - WE'VE GOT TO HAVE OUR OWN ROOMS. - GUYS, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. 11 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,473 - THE HOUSE JUST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH. - OR IS IT? 12 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,405 I MADE A DIAGRAM, SEE? NEW SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS. 13 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,811 MOM AND DAD GO HERE. P.J. TAKES THIS ROOM. 14 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,813 TEDDY TAKES THIS ONE AND I GET THIS ONE. 15 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,215 - EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. - WHAT ABOUT CHARLIE? 16 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:49,548 OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION 17 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,553 IN THIS PLAN... 18 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,516 CHARLIE LIVES WITH GRANDMA. 19 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,860 GABE, WOULD YOU JUST BE PATIENT? 20 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,361 YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR OWN ROOM IN A COUPLE OF YEARS 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,264 WHEN P.J. GOES OFF TO COLL-- 22 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:09,296 WELL, WHEREVER IT IS THAT P.J. GOES OFF TO. 23 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:15,183 - OH HI. - OH LOOK! 24 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,349 THERE'S OUR PRETTY GIRL. 25 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,506 HEY, YOU GOT OUT OF BED TODAY. 26 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:23,248 I JUST CAME UP TO GET MY BREAKFAST. 27 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:26,154 HONEY, DON'T TAKE THE BROWN BANANA. GET THE YELLOW ONE. 28 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,517 YELLOW'S TOO HAPPY A COLOR. 29 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,402 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S STILL MOPING ABOUT HER BREAKUP WITH SPENCER. 30 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,658 THAT WAS LIKE TWO WHOLE DAYS AGO. 31 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:40,267 GIVE HER A BREAK, P.J. SPENCER WAS TEDDY'S FIRST LOVE. 32 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,441 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND. YOU GET DUMPED ALL THE TIME. 33 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,536 - NO, I DON'T! - OH REALLY? 34 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,475 THIS YEAR ALONE YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED BY ALEXA, 35 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,551 REBECCA, JEN-- 36 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,720 JEN? I'M DATING JEN RIGHT NOW. 37 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,617 OH. 38 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,621 I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT MESSAGE? 39 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,885 ( rock music playing ) 40 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,456 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 41 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,255 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 42 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,597 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 43 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,602 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 44 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,604 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 45 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,466 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 46 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,177 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 47 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:25,210 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 48 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,646 * HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY * 49 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,522 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 50 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,552 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 51 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,217 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 52 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:38,186 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 53 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,456 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 54 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,704 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 55 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:47,641 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 56 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,607 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 57 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:01,881 ( TV playing ) 58 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,485 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE ARE OFF. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 59 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,358 OH, I JOINED THIS GREAT NEW GYM THAT OFFERS FREE CHILDCARE. 60 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,318 I GET TO WORK OUT WHILE CHARLIE PLAYS. 61 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,687 GREAT, HONEY. THE DOUBLE GLAZED.TA TRY 62 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,325 YOU KNOW, BOB, A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL. 63 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:18,473 THAT'S REALLY GOOD TO KNOW. 64 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,769 WHY DID WE ONLY GET A DOZEN OF THESE? 65 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,571 ( doorbell rings ) 66 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,577 HI, MRS. DABNEY. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 67 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,779 - WHY WOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM? - SORRY, FORCE OF HABIT. 68 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,647 I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE WAS AVAILABLE 69 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,593 TO HELP ME MOVE SOME JUNK INTO MY GARAGE. 70 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,788 I'LL DO IT! FOR 15 BUCKS AN HOUR. 71 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,690 I WAS THINKING OF ANOTHER MEMBER 72 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,362 OF THE DUNCAN FAMILY. ANY OTHER MEMBER. 73 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,592 SORRY, BUT I'M ON MY WAY TO THE GYM. 74 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,297 I'VE GOT A WHOLE LIST OF CHORES I GOTTA DO. 75 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:52,630 I SEE THE FIRST THING DONUT BOX."T IS "CLEAN OUT 76 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,638 15 AN HOUR, GOING ONCE. GOING TWICE... 77 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,671 WHAT ABOUT THAT BABY? SHE LOOKS PRETTY STRONG. 78 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,010 SHALL WE? 79 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:07,324 THAT'S A TWIST-- THIS TIME I'M LEAVING WITH THE PROBLEM. 80 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,689 TEDDY, COME ON. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 81 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,561 NO, I'M NOT! 82 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,660 OKAY, YOU'RE LEAVING ME NO CHOICE. 83 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:22,527 - ( whimpers ) - OH! 84 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,633 WHAT DIED IN THERE? 85 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:27,635 MY HEART. 86 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:31,308 YEAH, I THINK THE SMELL IS COMING FROM THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY. 87 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,439 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A SHOWER? 88 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,714 A SHOWER'S NOT GOING TO WASH AWAY MY PAIN. 89 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,653 OKAY, HOW ABOUT MY PAIN? 90 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,423 COME ON, WE GOTTA BREAK YOU OUT OF THIS FUNK. HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC? 91 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,850 NO, I-- NO, I ALREADY TRIED THAT. 92 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,554 I LISTENED TO HAPPY SONGS AND THEY JUST MADE ME 93 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,687 SAD BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE WERE SO HAPPY 94 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,892 ( crying ) AND I'M SO SAD. 95 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,661 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S EVER HAD THEIR HEART BROKEN? 96 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,467 REMEMBER WHEN EMMETT AND I BROKE UP? 97 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,869 OH, THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. YOU DUMPED HIM. 98 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,671 AND... 99 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,613 HE'S EMMETT. 100 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,579 LOOK, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 101 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,438 - OW! - YOU GOTTA BRUSH YOUR TEETH, 102 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,107 THEN BRUSH YOUR HAIR. 103 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,354 THEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH AGAIN, 104 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:16,621 BECAUSE, GIRL, THAT BREATH IS NASTY! 105 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,420 IVY, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH. 106 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,763 NOBODY DOES. MY BOYFRIEND WAS DATING ANOTHER GIRL 107 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,830 AT THE SAME TIME HE WAS DATING ME. 108 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,758 OKAY. WELL, YOU CAN EITHER REJOIN THE WORLD, 109 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,895 OR CRAWL BACK UNDER THOSE COVERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND BE MISERABLE. 110 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,671 THANK YOU. 111 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:37,767 THANK YOU. 112 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,805 IT SMELLS A LOT BETTER NOW. 113 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,588 THERE'S SOME BOXES IN HERE TOO. 114 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:56,560 WHOA, WHOSE ROOM IS THIS? 115 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,690 MY SON RODNEY. 116 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,855 HE LIVES IN FLORIDA NOW. 117 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,133 HE'S MY PRIDE AND JOY, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 118 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:07,403 - WHAT ABOUT MR. DABNEY? - YEP, LOVE THAT RODNEY. 119 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,710 THIS ROOM IS SO COOL. 120 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,709 OH, CHECK OUT THIS BED! 121 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,848 - IT'S MOVING! - IT'S A WATERBED, DUMMY. 122 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,153 ( giggling ) 123 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,815 - IT'S LIKE A WATER PARK. - THE PARK'S CLOSED. 124 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,815 GET OFF! 125 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:33,557 NOW QUIT YOUR DILLY-DALLYING AND GET THAT BOX OFF THE FOOSBALL TABLE. 126 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,864 A FOOSBALL TABLE? 127 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,970 ( whimpers ) IT'S LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN. 128 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,913 EXCEPT YOU'RE HERE. 129 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,438 ALL RIGHT, NOW COME WITH ME. 130 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,435 WE HAVE TO GET SOME STUFF OUT OF MR. DABNEY'S ROOM. 131 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,447 YOU AND MR. DABNEY HAVE SEPARATE ROOMS? MY MOM AND DAD DON'T. 132 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,850 CHECK BACK WITH ME AFTER THEIR 30th ANNIVERSARY. 133 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:13,598 RODNEY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF A ROOMMATE. 134 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,544 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 135 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,014 I'M TALKING TO RODNEY. 136 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:21,578 NOBODY TALKS TO RODNEY BUT ME. COME. 137 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,789 CHARLIE, THIS IS PATRICIA. 138 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,922 OH, WHAT AN ADORABLE CHILD. 139 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,027 HAS SHE HAD HER SHOTS? 140 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,757 OF COURSE. 141 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,555 PATRICIA'S GOING TO WATCH YOU WHILE MOMMY 142 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,767 PUMPS THE IRON, FEELS THE BURN, 143 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,839 TREADS THE MILL. 144 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,038 I AM SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 145 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:53,710 WE HERE AT FLEX APPEAL FROWN UPON MEMBERS WHO JOIN THE CLUB 146 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,511 SIMPLY FOR THE FREE CHILDCARE. 147 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,553 - PEOPLE DO THAT? - OH YES. 148 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,548 AND IT BURNS MY BUNS. SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN WORK OUT. 149 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:04,691 THEY DROP OFF THEIR KIDS AND GO DOWN THE BLOCK TO THE NEW SPA FOR MASSAGES AND FACIALS. 150 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:08,058 THAT'S TERRIBLE! DOWN THE BLOCK, YOU SAY? 151 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,727 WELL, THAT'S MY FLEX APPEAL SPIEL. 152 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,559 - COME ON, CHARLIE. - CHARLIE, GO TO PATRICIA. 153 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,825 - ALL RIGHT. BYE, SWEETHEART. - ENJOY. 154 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,704 - THANKS, I WILL. - BYE. 155 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,572 - BYE, SWEETIE. - WE'LL HAVE FUN. 156 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,878 Man on TV: Even if we never see each other again, 157 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,823 I'll love you always. 158 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,849 LIAR! 159 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,816 ( doorbell rings ) 160 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,594 OH, WHY WON'T THE WORLD JUST GO AWAY? 161 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,962 SURPRISE. 162 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,828 NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT? 163 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,297 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL YOU CAN LOSE THE 'TUDE. 164 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,737 AND SECOND, I BROUGHT SOMEONE 165 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,113 WHO WILL HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR FUNK. 166 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,907 TA-DA! 167 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,846 - WHO'S SHE? - OH, SORRY. 168 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,123 WHAT? SKYLER? YOU BROUGHT OVER THE GIRL MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME WITH? 169 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,993 THIS IS HOW YOU'RE HELPING ME? 170 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,992 I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO OVER TO THE MALL? 171 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,585 THIS IS SO NOT THE MALL. 172 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,925 LOOK, YOU SAID NO ONE 173 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:27,074 UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. SHE DOES! 174 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,600 NOW GET TO HEALING AND WHATNOT. 175 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,141 HOW DID YOU FIND HER ANYWAY? 176 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,975 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, SPENCER. 177 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:40,010 I WANT THAT GIRL'S NAME AND NUMBER AND I WANT IT NOW! 178 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,022 I FOUND HER ON THE INTERNET. 179 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,851 I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HER. 180 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,916 AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HER. 181 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:51,015 LOOK, YOU TWO ARE GOING TO TALK IT OUT 182 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,958 AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER. NO ONE'S LEAVING UNTIL THEN. 183 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:59,026 - I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS GOING TO HELP. - ME EITHER. 184 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,904 - ( both sobbing ) - IT HURTS! 185 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,866 IT HURTS SO BAD. 186 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,206 DOESN'T SMELL TOO GOOD EITHER. 187 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,860 FINALLY RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME, HUH? 188 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,800 JUST REMEMBER, NO MATTER HOW HOMESICK YOU GET, 189 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,000 JUST KEEP GOING. 190 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,171 I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY. LET'S JUST SAY 191 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,013 - I FOUND A PLACE OF MY OWN. - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 192 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,079 IT MEANS THAT I GET A ROOM AND YOU GET A ROOM. 193 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,209 AND THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY. 194 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,684 THE LESS YOU KNOW THE BETTER. 195 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,978 WELL, THEN YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT GUY. 196 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,087 SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TO MOM AND DAD, RIGHT? 197 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,160 I'M SORRY, WHAT? 198 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,828 I WAS MENTALLY REARRANGING MY ROOM. 199 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,959 OKAY, THEN, 200 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,734 I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE. 201 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,896 SO LONG, LITTLE BRO. 202 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,907 SEE YOU AT DINNER. 203 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,481 OH, DID SPENCER EVER DO THAT THING WHERE HE PRETENDED TO YAWN 204 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,924 - JUST SO HE COULD PUT HIS ARM AROUND YOU? - YEAH! 205 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,951 ALL THE TIME. HEY, DID HE EVER SEND YOU THOSE "GOOD NIGHT" TEXTS? 206 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,887 YEAH. "I.M.Y."? 207 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:32,492 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - "I MISS YOU." 208 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,095 OH-HHH! I THOUGHT IT WAS "I MADE YOGURT." 209 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,768 WELL, DID HE TALK A LOT ABOUT YOGURT? 210 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:44,101 NO, NEVER. THAT'S WHAT CONFUSED ME. 211 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,136 IT IS A GOOD THING YOU'RE PRETTY. 212 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,106 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ADMIT IT DOES KIND 213 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,105 OF FEEL GOOD TO TALK ALL THIS STUFF OUT. 214 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,847 IT REALLY DOES. I DON'T FEEL SO ALONE ANYMORE. 215 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,254 "THANK YOU, IVY!" 216 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,893 SOMEBODY NEEDED TO SAY IT. 217 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,757 OH, YOU KNOW, I WAS SO UPSET 218 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,904 I ACTUALLY WROTE A POEM ABOUT SPENCER. 219 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,229 REALLY? I WAS SO UPSET I WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM. 220 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,504 WELL, JUST THE MUSIC. 221 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,503 I COULDN'T COME UP WITH THE... THE... 222 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,965 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT YOU PUT INTO SONGS? 223 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,505 - LYRICS? - NO. 224 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,009 THE WORDS THAT YOU SING. 225 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,182 OH MY GOSH. I HAVE AN IDEA. 226 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,024 OOOH, I LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 227 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,190 WHY SHOULD WE BE MISERABLE 228 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,989 WHEN WE COULD MAKE HIM MISERABLE? 229 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,892 IVY'S GETTING TINGLY. 230 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,129 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING. 231 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,331 WE'RE GONNA GET EVEN. 232 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:48,074 - WITH SPENCER. - OH-HHH! 233 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,141 LYRICS! THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED. 234 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,982 - MORNING, DAD. - HI. 235 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,817 OH, MAN, I HAD A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. 236 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,894 YOU DIDN'T FIGHT WITH YOUR BROTHER? 237 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,922 NO, IT WAS LIKE HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. 238 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,085 I MEAN, HE WAS THERE... 239 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,127 IT JUST FELT LIKE HE WASN'T THERE. 240 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,173 BUT HE WAS THERE. 241 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,996 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 242 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,274 NOTHING. DAD! 243 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,043 GIVE ME SOME CREDIT. MAYBE I'M FINALLY GROWING UP. 244 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,283 OOOH, PANCAKES! YUMMY NUM NUM! 245 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,149 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 246 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,392 WHY ARE YOU SWAYING? 247 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,391 GUESS I DON'T HAVE MY LAND LEGS YET. 248 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,294 - WHAT?! - UH... 249 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,156 I HAD A DREAM I WAS ON A BOAT. 250 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,897 WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOU KEPT MUMBLING 251 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,403 "AHOY, MATEY" IN YOUR SLEEP. 252 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,965 DON'T HELP ME. 253 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,011 OKAY, LADIES, 254 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,176 SPENCER WALSH SLAP DOWN, TAKE ONE; 255 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,946 MUSIC BY SKYLER; 256 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,055 LYRICS BY TEDDY; 257 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,658 PRODUCED, DIRECTED, CHOREOGRAPHED 258 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,630 BY IVY RENEE WENTZ. 259 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,030 HOW COME YOU GET YOUR FULL NAME? 260 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,203 BECAUSE I'M THE DIRECTOR. 261 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,436 OKAY, WE'RE FEELING ANGRY ABOUT SPENCER, 262 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,010 ON... ACTION! 263 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,181 ( ballad playing ) * I THOUGHT HE WAS THE IDEAL CATCH * 264 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:42,451 * HE SAID WE WERE A PERFECT MATCH * 265 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:46,322 * I THOUGHT WE HAD A LOVE SO SWEET * 266 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:51,123 * UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE WAS 267 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,058 * A BIG OLD CHEAT! 268 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,333 ( hip-hop music playing ) * HEY, EVERYBODY 269 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,262 * CAN YOU DIG? 270 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,027 * SPENCER WALSH IS A TWO-TIMING PIG * 271 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,997 * A FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH BIG DREAMY EYES * 272 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,467 * BUT EVERYTHING HE SAID TURNS OUT TO BE LIES * 273 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:11,337 * NOW EXCUSE ME IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DIS * 274 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:15,078 * BUT THAT FOOL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO KISS * 275 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,215 * HE WAS DATING HER WHILE HE WAS DATING ME * 276 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:22,061 * NOW THAT BIG LOSER IS HISTORY * 277 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,119 * HEY, EVERYBODY 278 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,087 * CAN YOU DIG? 279 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,426 * SPENCER WALSH IS A TWO-TIMING PIG! * 280 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,967 LADIES, THAT WAS PERFECT. 281 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,238 NOW JUST ONE MORE TAKE AND THIS TIME I'LL HIT RECORD. 282 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,059 - NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE. - P.J.! 283 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,718 - HOW'D YOU FIND ME? - I LIVE NEXT DOOR. 284 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,157 I WATCHED YOU. 285 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,963 DUDE, THIS IS AWESOME. 286 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,035 - IS THAT A WATERBED? - OH YEAH. 287 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,481 - ( laughs ) - THAT WAS SO COOL! 288 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,378 - LET ME DO YOU, READY? - OKAY. 289 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,980 GO FOR IT. 290 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,082 I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE MORE FUN. 291 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,117 DUDE, THIS IS SO SWEET, MAN. 292 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,394 YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING HERE-- WATERBED, 293 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,062 - COMIC BOOKS-- - DON'T FORGET FOOSBALL. 294 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,532 OH. ( laughs ) IT'S LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN. 295 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:38,071 EXCEPT YOU'RE HERE. 296 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,398 AND WHAT'S IN HERE, YOU MIGHT ASK. 297 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,044 MY OWN BATHROOM. 298 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,172 YOUR OWN BATHROOM. 299 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,537 I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO, BUT I'M GONNA FORCE MYSELF. 300 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,230 WHOO! 301 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,170 HI, CHARLIE! 302 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,538 - HEY, BABY. - GOOD WORKOUT TODAY? 303 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,306 OH, IT WAS GREAT. REALLY PUSHED IT TO THE LIMIT. 304 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,216 OH, WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU PUSH IT? 305 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,649 BECAUSE I WAS IN THE WORKOUT ROOM EARLIER AND I DIDN'T SEE YOU. 306 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,561 BECAUSE I WAS AT THE POOL. 307 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,259 WE DON'T HAVE A POOL. 308 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,632 OKAY, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE POOL OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING 309 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,502 BY THE STAIR CLIMBER THINGAMAJIGGY. 310 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,101 UH-HUH. YOU KNOW, MRS. DUNCAN, 311 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,244 WHEN I ADD A "MAJIGGY" TO THE END OF A WORD 312 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,569 IT USUALLY MEANS I'M TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING. 313 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,565 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. - OH? 314 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,607 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M LATE FOR A... 315 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,314 VERY IMPORTANT THINGAMABOB. 316 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,455 HEY, IVY, CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS. 317 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,530 I JUST FINISHED EDITING OUR MUSIC VIDEO 318 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,389 AND IT LOOKS AMAZING! 319 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,197 I CAN'T WAIT TO UPLOAD IT. THIS WILL RUIN SPENCER. 320 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,570 ( doorbell rings ) 321 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,428 OH, THERE'S SKYLER. TALK TO YOU LATER. 322 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,297 OKAY. 323 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,138 HI. 324 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,407 SPENCER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 325 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,575 - CAN I COME IN? - I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. 326 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,917 LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 327 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,291 - THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY. - YES, THERE IS. 328 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,261 I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW SORRY I AM ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 329 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,261 I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. 330 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,903 HANGING OUT WITH SKYLER WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. 331 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,298 TEDDY, 332 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,271 YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT TO BE WITH. 333 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,595 - SPENCER, I-- - LOOK! 334 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,206 I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE IT, 335 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,309 BUT IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN FORGIVE ME? 336 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,241 WE CAN JUST START OVER? 337 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,575 NO, I CAN'T. 338 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,624 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN TRUST YOU. 339 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,490 I'M SORRY. 340 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,416 ME TOO. 341 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,497 ( moans ) JOINING THAT GYM UP THE STREET 342 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,667 IS THE SMARTEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. 343 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,376 OH, JUST GO A LITTLE DEEPER ON THE GLUTES, I'VE GOT FOUR KIDS. 344 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,252 OH YEAH! THAT'S THE SPOT. 345 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:46,322 OH, LOTS OF TENSION THERE. 346 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,387 Charlie: MAMAMA. 347 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,563 HI, CHARLIE. 348 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,232 CHARLIE?! 349 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,331 YOUR MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN REVOKED. 350 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,786 - HI. - ( screams ) 351 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,591 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'M TAKING MY TURN IN THE COOL ROOM. 352 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,785 - WE'RE NOT TAKING TURNS. - YES, WE ARE. 353 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,297 - AND TONIGHT IS MY TURN. - WELL, I'M NOT LEAVING. 354 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,401 - WELL, NEITHER AM I. - WELL, NEITHER AM I. 355 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,673 - WELL, NEITHER AM I. - WELL, NEITHER AM I. 356 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,271 - WELL, NEITHER AM I. - WELL, NEITHER AM I! 357 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,543 - WELL, NEITHER AM I. - WELL, NEITHER AM I. 358 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,810 - WELL, NEITHER AM I. - WELL, NEITHER AM I. 359 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,405 WELL? 360 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,277 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS. 361 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,457 Hi, Charlie. So, um... 362 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,432 I decided not to put the Spencer video online. 363 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,502 I mean, just because somebody hurts you doesn't mean you need to hurt them back. 364 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,402 So do what I did. Find some friends to help you get through it. 365 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,295 Oh, when we get done talking to your sister, 366 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,468 are we gonna put the Spencer video online? 367 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,853 Uh, no. That's kind of the whole point of what I just said. 368 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,754 I don't get you. I mean, 369 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,623 I don't get a lot of things, but I really don't get you. 370 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,588 This is Skyler. Isn't she pretty? 371 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,400 Wish her good luck, Charlie. 372 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,805 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS. 373 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,340 NO ONE'S GOING TO KEEP ME OUT OF THIS ROOM. 374 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,907 - OR ME. - NO! 375 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,651 COME ON, CHARLIE. WE CAN ALL SHARE. 376 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,760 YAY! 377 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,890 Mrs. Dabney: BUDDHA, WHERE ARE YOU, KITTY CAT? 378 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,525 UH-OH. 379 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,906 AHA. CHARLIE? 380 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,939 I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE. 381 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,920 - YOU UP FOR A LITTLE FOOSBALL? - NO! 28218

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