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Well, Charlie, today is
a very special day.
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- It's your first birthday!
- ( cheering )
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The whole family's
excited to celebrate.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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- I love you, baby girl.
- You're the best.
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I'm just here
for the cake.
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Well, four out of the five
Duncans are excited.
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OKAY, WHO WANTS
TO GIVE CHARLIE
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- HER FIRST PRESENT?
- OH, I DO, I DO!
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I THINK P.J.
WANTS TO GO FIRST.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID
SHE NEEDED SOMETHING
TO SLEEP IN?
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WELL...
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GET IT?
P.J.'s PJs.
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- PRETTY COOL, HUH, DAD?
- YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT.
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I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM--
BECAUSE THERE WAS
A TWO-FOR-ONE DEAL...
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HAPPY
EARLY BIRTHDAY, DAD.
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BOY, THOSE ARE GONNA BE
TOUGH TO REGIFT.
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- YOUR TURN, GABE.
- IT'S IN THE BROWN BAG
ON THE TABLE.
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OOOH, NICE PRESENTATION.
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"DIE, ZOMBIES, DIE"?
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HEY, YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG
TO LEARN HOW TO KILL ZOMBIES.
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- OKAY, I'M NEXT.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
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SO PRETTY.
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- ( babbles )
- OH, BABY.
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TEDDY, THAT IS
SO SWEET.
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WELL, IT'S NO
"DIE, ZOMBIES, DIE."
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HEY, THAT'S THE PICTURE
WE TOOK THE DAY CHARLIE
WAS BORN.
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- WHAT A CRAZY DAY, HUH?
- IT DIDN'T START OUT THAT WAY.
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I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED
I WAS TO BE CARRYING
MY LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY.
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OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
THIS THING OUT OF HERE!
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YOU HEARD HER--
GET OUT.
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SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BABY.
RIGHT, MOM?
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WHOA, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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I'M PREGNANT. I HAVE GAS.
DEAL WITH IT.
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NO, NOT THAT.
IT'S WORSE.
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NO, ACTUALLY THAT SMELL
IS COMING FROM YOUR LUNCH.
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DAD MADE HIS FAMOUS EGG SALAD
FOR YOUR FISHING TRIP TODAY.
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EGG SALAD?
EVEN THE FISH HATE
THE SMELL OF THAT.
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AND THEY SMELL LIKE FISH.
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HEY, P.J., YOU READY
TO GO HAVE SOME FUN?
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YEAH, BUT I HAVE TO GO
FISHING WITH YOU.
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OH, HEY, DAD, CAN YOU
DROP ME OFF AT SCHOOL?
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IVY AND I ARE DOING
OUR CHILDREN'S THEATER
THING TODAY
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- AND WE NEED TO GET
INTO COSTUMES.
- SURE.
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OH, AND, GABE,
IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING
YOU CAN COME SEE IT.
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I WROTE IT, YOU KNOW?
IT'S A DELIGHTFUL FABLE
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ABOUT PEOPLE
FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS
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WHO OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES
AND BECOME FRIENDS.
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WOW...
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YOU ACTUALLY MADE
THE FISHING TRIP SOUND FUN.
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY,
THINGS ARE CRAZY *
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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A LITTLE MORE.
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AND ONE FOR GOOD LUCK.
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OH OH!
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REALLY?
UNTIL I FINISH MY WAFFLE?
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OKAY, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.
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( groans )
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BOB, HONEY, IT'S TIME.
THE BABY'S COMING.
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What?!
for another three weeks.
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I'm in the middle
of the lake.
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WOULD YOU PLEASE
JUST CALM DOWN?
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I'VE DONE THIS
I CAN DO IT A FOURTH.
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AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
THERE WILL NOT BE A FIFTH.
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PJ, we've got to get
to the hospital.
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- No no no, you can't
- Why not? in the canoe.
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- Becau--
- ( splashes )
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HI, UM,
THIS IS AMY DUNCAN.
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I'M CALLING FOR DR. SINGH.
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YES, COULD YOU PLEASE
GONE INTO LABOR?T I HAVE
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AND TO MEET ME
AT THE HOSPITAL?
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OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BYE-BYE.
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OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS BAREFOOT.
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LET'S GO HAVE A BABY.
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MOM!
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HELLO?
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IS ANYONE HOME?
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THEN NO ONE CAN TELL ME
NOT TO DO THIS.
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MMM!
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MMM.
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OKAY, I TIPPED OVER
THE BOAT.
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HOW MANY TIMES
CAN I SAY I'M SORRY?
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WE'VE GOT A 45-MILE DRIVE
TO THE HOSPITAL, I GUESS
WE'LL FIND OUT.
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- ( growls )
- WHOA! WHOA.
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- IS THAT A BEAR?
- IN THE TRUCK?
HOW'D HE GET IN THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW, SON.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
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- HOW DO WE GET HIM OUT?
- WE DON'T.
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HE'S THE BEAR.
HE MAKES THE DECISIONS.
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DAD, YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR.
YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH THIS.
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I WILL--
WHEN HE LOSES 600 LBS
AND FITS IN A MOUSETRAP.
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HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
TO THE HOSPITAL?
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START WALKING.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
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OH, MAN! HE ATE ALL
THE EGG SALAD SANDWICHES.
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OH, YES!
I LOVE THAT BEAR.
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( clears throat )
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OH, GOOD, HALLOWEEN'S
COME EARLY THIS YEAR.
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WHO ARE YOU TWO
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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I'M FRANKENSTEIN
AND SHE'S GRETEL.
IT'S FOR A PLAY I WROTE.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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NEITHER DID THE AUDIENCE.
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WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
NO, THE KIDS LOVED IT.
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ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR FLAT HEAD?
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IT WAS A DISASTER.
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- THEN WHY WERE THEY CHEERING?
- BECAUSE WE HAD TO LEAVE EARLY.
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WE'RE HERE TO SEE
AMY DUNCAN.
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RIGHT IN THERE.
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WHEN HANSEL AND DRACULA GET HERE
I'LL SEND THEM IN.
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( moans )
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- HEY, MOM.
- HI, FRANKENSTEIN.
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HI-- ( groans )
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I HAD THE SAME REACTION
WHEN I SAW THIS WIG.
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CONTRACTION.
( exhales )
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
- SUPER, GREAT.
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COULDN'T BE BETTER.
ALL MY DUCKS ARE IN A ROW
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AND EVERYTHING'S
UNDER CONTROL.
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SO WHERE'S GABE?
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I GUESS I LEFT
ONE OF MY DUCKS AT HOME.
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WAIT, GABE'S HOME ALONE?
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OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD.
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GABE, YOU OKAY?
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I'M AWESOME!
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
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HEY HEY, ANYBODY HERE?
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- DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- P.J., WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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I'M JUST GONNA SEE IF I CAN
HOTWIRE ONE OF THESE THINGS.
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- UH, DAD!
- YOU TRYING TO STEAL OUR BIKES?
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NOT STEAL-- HOTWIRE.
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NO, LOOK LOOK LOOK,
BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING
YOU MIGHT REGRET,
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THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD
EXPLANATION.
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AND I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT...
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RIGHT AFTER I GUT YOU
LIKE A FISH.
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YOU WANT YOUR BIG KNIFE
OR YOUR REALLY BIG KNIFE?
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SURPRISE ME.
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BOY, CHARLIE'S REALLY
LOVING HER BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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I KNOW.
ISN'T IT ADORABLE?
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WHEN SHE DOES IT IT'S ADORABLE.
WHEN I DO IT IT'S WRONG.
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AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE WERE
AT A RESTAURANT AND IT
WASN'T YOUR CAKE.
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COME ON, LET'S GET BACK
TO THE STORY.
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DID THE BIKERS GUT YOU
LIKE A FISH?
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- YOU WERE THERE.
- OH, RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, ANYWAY,
BIKERS WERE COMING ON STRONG,
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I HAD TO COME BACK STRONGER.
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PLEASE DON'T HURT US.
PLEASE DON'T HURT US.
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GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON
WHY WE SHOULDN'T.
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BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT.
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LOOK LOOK LOOK,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY
AND THERE'S A BEAR IN OUR TRUCK.
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THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING
TO BORROW THE BIKE.
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I CAN'T-- I CAN'T MISS
THE BIRTH OF MY CHILD.
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( sniffs )
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THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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WE GOTTA HELP THESE PEOPLE
GET TO THE HOSPITAL.
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HE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME
SINCE HE TOOK UP NEEDLEPOINT.
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OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING US OUT.
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BY THE WAY, I'M BOB.
THIS IS MY SON P.J.
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- WE'RE MAD DOG AND FRANCIS.
- GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAD DOG.
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I'M FRANCIS.
SHE'S MAD DOG.
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MY REAL NAME'S SHIRLEY.
IF YOU CALL ME THAT...
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YOU'LL GUT HIM
LIKE A FISH?
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YOU CATCH ON REAL FAST.
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( groaning )
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00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,138
MRS. D., CAN YOU KEEP IT
DOWN A LITTLE BIT?
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I'M TRYING TO WIN
CONCERT TICKETS.
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00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,108
WHERE IS HE?
I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED.
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OKAY, MOM, RELAX.
I'M SURE DAD'S GOING
TO BE HERE SOON.
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DAD?!
WHO CARES ABOUT DAD?
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT DR. SINGH.
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HE'S DELIVERED
ALL MY CHILDREN.
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AND, LADY, I AM NOT HAVING
THIS BABY WITHOUT HIM.
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FRANKENSTEIN, CAN I TALK
TO YOU A MINUTE?
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YEP.
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- DR. SINGH'S NOT HERE.
- NOT YET?
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NOT AT ALL.
HE'S TAKING A PERSONAL DAY.
IT'S HIS SON'S BIRTHDAY.
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SO YOU MEAN HE'S
NOT GONNA BE HERE.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU HAVE
SOMEONE ELSE'S BRAIN
INSIDE YOUR HEAD,
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SO I'M GONNA TELL IT
TO YOU SLOWLY.
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SINGH NOT COMING.
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( exhales )
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- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
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JUST ONE TINY GLITCH.
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- DR. SINGH'S NOT COMING.
- OH.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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- SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
- OF COURSE.
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SERIOUS, MOM, THAT'S AWESOME,
BECAUSE I THOUGHT--
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- GOING HOME.
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WE'LL JUST DO THIS TOMORROW
WHEN DR. SINGH CAN BE HERE.
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00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,163
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
HOW IT WORKS, MRS. D.
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OH, COME ON, THE BABY'S
BEEN IN HERE NINE MONTHS,
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IT CAN WAIT ANOTHER DAY.
IVY HONEY, BE A DEAR AND JAM
THAT SHOE ONTO MY FOOT.
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00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,855
UM, MOM, PLEASE GET
BACK IN BED.
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I AM NOT GONNA HAVE THIS BABY
WITHOUT DR. SINGH.
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OKAY OKAY, THEN WE'LL
GO GET HIM.
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- YOU WILL?
- WE WILL.
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OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S ROLL, GRETEL.
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OH GOOD, MORE PEOPLE
GET TO SEE ME.
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( rock music playing )
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YEEHAW!
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- NEW RECORD!
- ( doorbell rings )
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GABE, IT'S MRS. DABNEY.
OPEN UP.
217
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,137
( music stops )
218
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,539
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN
THE DOOR TO STRANGERS.
219
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:56,012
I WISH WE WERE STRANGERS.
LET ME IN.
220
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,980
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
221
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,816
JUST THE BEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
222
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,963
PARTY'S OVER.
YOUR SISTER CALLED AND ASKED ME
TO BRING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.
223
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,590
NO WAY.
224
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,594
I'M NOT GOING JUST
TO SEE SOME STUPID BABY
225
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,956
WHO I DON'T EVEN WANT
ANYWAY.
226
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,966
I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
HAVE A SEAT.
227
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,939
I'M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY.
228
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,038
WHEN I WAS FOUR,
I GOT A BABY SISTER.
229
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,935
HATED THAT GIRL
FROM THE FIRST MINUTE
I LAID EYES ON HER.
230
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,308
I USED TO PULL HER HAIR
231
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,945
AND CALL HER NAMES
AND TEASE HER TILL SHE CRIED.
232
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:39,093
BUT WE GREW UP AND ONE THING
LED TO ANOTHER
233
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,289
AND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
I STILL CAN'T STAND HER.
234
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,232
HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
235
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,288
I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS GOING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
236
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,397
I SAID I WAS GOING
TO TELL YOU A STORY.
237
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,929
NOW TAKE THAT HELMET OFF
AND LET'S GO.
238
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:59,242
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?
- GAVE MYSELF A HAIRCUT.
239
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,182
- YOU LIKE IT?
- I WANT IT DOCUMENTED
240
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,409
THAT THAT HAPPENED
BEFORE I GOT HERE.
241
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,093
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT,
NO, HEY HEY.
242
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,892
- ALL RIGHT, TIME OUT.
- DR. SINGH?
243
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,326
OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
I--
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00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,231
WAIT A MINUTE.
I ORDERED BATMAN.
245
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,034
NOT FRANKENSTEIN
AND... GOLDILOCKS?
246
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,897
CLOSE ENOUGH.
247
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,267
NO, WE'RE NOT
HERE FOR THE PARTY.
YOU DELIVERED ME.
248
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,235
I THINK I WOULD HAVE
REMEMBERED THAT.
249
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,175
I'M TEDDY,
AMY DUNCAN'S DAUGHTER.
SHE'S ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH
250
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,281
- AND NEEDS YOU AT THE HOSPITAL.
- I CAN'T LEAVE.
251
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,353
I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND ENJOY
MY SON'S BIRTHDAY.
252
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,017
WHO THREW THAT?
WAS IT YOU, TYLER?
253
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,264
OR THE OTHER TYLER?
254
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,420
NO NO NO NO NO.
255
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,688
NO NO NO.
256
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,195
HOW ABOUT WE
MAKE A DEAL, OKAY?
257
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,329
IF YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL
AND TAKE CARE OF MY MOM,
258
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,425
THEN WE'LL STAY HERE
AND ENTERTAIN THE KIDS.
259
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,397
- AND HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT?
- WE'LL DO MY PLAY FOR THEM.
260
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,336
OH, IT'S A DELIGHTFUL FABLE
ABOUT PEOPLE FROM
DIFFERENT WORLDS
261
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,943
WHO OVERCOME
THEIR DIFFERENCES
AND BECOME FRIENDS.
262
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,107
I GIVE IT TWO THUMBS UP.
GOOD LUCK.
263
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,124
HEY, KIDS, WHO WANTS
TO SEE A PLAY, HUH?
264
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,390
THAT IS A YES FROM TYLER.
265
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,361
HEY!
266
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,961
IF GRETEL GETS HIT
WITH A FOOTBALL,
267
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,004
THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS
TYLER AT THIS PARTY.
268
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,713
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
269
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,152
WE JUST DROVE 40 MILES
BEHIND A TRUCK
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00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,148
LOADED WITH LIVE CHICKENS
ON MOTORCYCLES.
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00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:52,121
THE CHICKENS WEREN'T
ON MOTORCYCLES.
WE WERE.
272
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,992
- YOU MUST BE THE DUNCANS.
- HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,062
WILD GUESS.
IN THERE.
274
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,390
OH, UH, THANKS
FOR DROPPING US OFF.
WE CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE.
275
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,357
OH, WE CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
WE'RE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED.
276
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,496
AND I NEED TO GRAB
A QUICK SHOWER.
277
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,432
SHE'S NOT KIDDING.
278
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,440
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
THREW UP IN MY CAR.
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00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,442
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
280
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,445
FOR LUNCH I ATE
TWO CANS OF FROSTING.
281
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,778
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR AMY DUNCAN.
282
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,123
WE KNOW THE DUNCANS.
283
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,047
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
284
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,321
- I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
- THANKS.
285
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,288
I LIKE YOUR SCAR.
286
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,542
HELLO, IS ANYONE HOME
IN THIS GINGERBREAD HOUSE?
287
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,210
( moaning )
288
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,811
FRANKENSTEIN?
289
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,113
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN GERMAN SWITZERLAND?
290
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:01,294
ME WANT FRIEND.
291
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,491
BUT HOW CAN A BIG
MONSTER LIKE YOU
292
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:09,504
BE FRIENDS WITH A SWEET
LITTLE PEASANT GIRL LIKE ME?
293
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,570
IT'S POSSIBLE.
IF YOU BELIEVE
294
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,340
WE CAN BE FRIENDS,
CLAP HANDS.
295
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,109
CLAP HANDS!
296
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,509
LIKE THIS!
297
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,576
T, GIVE IT UP.
298
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,454
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STICK TO THE SCRIPT.
299
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,452
LOOK AT THEM.
THEY'RE BORED SILLY.
LET'S JUST STOP.
300
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,164
NO, WE CAN'T.
FRANKENSTEIN HASN'T FOUND
THE COURAGE TO CRY YET.
301
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,560
SORRY, FRANKIE,
GRETEL'S TAKING OVER.
302
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,529
HEY, KIDS, WHO WANTS
TO PLAY PIN THE TAIL
ON THE FRANKENSTEIN?
303
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,395
All:
ME ME ME!
304
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,514
THAT'S A PICTURE
OF OUR SON HOG.
305
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,380
HIS NAME'S HOG?
306
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,509
IT WAS.
HE CHANGED IT TO KEVIN.
307
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,418
THE BOY'S BEEN A REAL
DISAPPOINTMENT.
308
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,620
- IS HE LIKE A CRIMINAL
OR SOMETHING?
- WORSE.
309
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,093
VICE PRESIDENT
OF MARKETING.
310
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,204
- FIRST BABY?
- THAT OBVIOUS, HUH?
311
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,898
( chuckles )
HEY, I'VE BEEN THERE.
312
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,201
- YOU HAVE?
- OH YEAH.
313
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,605
- THIS IS MY THIRD TIME
SITTING IN THESE CHAIRS.
- WOW.
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00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,668
IF YOU DON'T MIND
MY ASKING,
315
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,137
- HOW OLD WERE YOU
THE FIRST TIME?
- TWO.
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00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,554
- HAS MOM GIVEN BIRTH YET?
- NOPE.
317
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:40,193
- HEY, TEDDY.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
318
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,560
I'M CONDITIONING.
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00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,631
YOU'RE TEDDY?
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00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,628
YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE
GABE DESCRIBED YOU.
321
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:56,335
HEY, KIDS, COME ON.
THERE'S SOMEBODY
I WANT YOU TO MEET.
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00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,253
( whispers )
HI.
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00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,477
COME IN, COME IN.
324
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,558
SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW
BABY SISTER, EVERYBODY.
325
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,661
HER NAME IS CHARLOTTE.
DO YOU WANT TO
HOLD HER, TEDDY?
326
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,704
- CAN I?
- OF COURSE.
327
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,711
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
328
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,977
HI THERE.
329
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,479
NICE TO MEET YOU.
330
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,452
AND I DON'T USUALLY
LOOK LIKE THIS.
331
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,656
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE
A BABY SISTER.
332
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,629
WOULD YOU MIND
TAKING A PICTURE?
333
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,759
THANK YOU.
334
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,633
- WHAT'S THE BABY'S NAME?
- CHARLOTTE.
335
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,995
- MAMA, CAN WE CALL HER CHARLIE?
- CHARLIE!
336
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,714
- OH, I LOVE IT.
- ( laughs )
337
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,508
QUITE A FAMILY YOU GOT THERE.
338
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,410
GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE.
339
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,721
- SWEETIE, I JUST
LOVE THIS PRESENT.
- OH, THANKS, MOM.
340
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,620
BUT TO BE FAIR,
P.J. AND GABE SET
THE BAR PRETTY LOW.
341
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,394
- WHAT?!
- HEY.
342
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,493
( doorbell rings )
343
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,498
SURPRISE.
344
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,770
OH, MAD DOG, FRANCIS,
345
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,469
COME ON IN.
346
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,471
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
347
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,673
WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT
FOR OUR GODDAUGHTER.
348
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,542
- WHOO-HOO!
- OHHH.
349
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,407
A BABY BIKER VEST.
350
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,477
LET'S TRY IT ON.
351
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,587
THAT'S SO CUTE.
I LOVE IT.
352
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,690
- DID YOU ASK THEM
TO BE THE GODPARENTS?
- OF COURSE NOT.
353
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,292
THEN YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM
THAT THEY ARE NOT
THE GODPARENTS.
354
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,525
NO THANK YOU.
355
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,559
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
356
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,804
EXCUSE ME.
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
357
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,735
OH, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
358
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,512
GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.
359
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,452
- OHHH!
- CUTIE.
360
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,530
- I KNOW I HEARD SOMETHING.
- ( rattling )
361
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,802
I THINK IT'S COMING
FROM THE KITCHEN.
362
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,330
OKAY, YOU WAIT HERE.
363
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,497
OR I COULD HIDE UPSTAIRS.
364
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:53,613
( roars )
365
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,476
YOU'RE HERE FOR
THE EGG SALAD, AREN'T YOU?
366
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,521
OKAY, SIT DOWN.
367
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:07,431
YOU BRING BACK
MY TRUCK?
368
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,560
- FULL TANK OF GAS?
- ( groans )
369
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,668
WHAT, WERE YOU RAISED
IN A CAVE?
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