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Hi, Charlie.
Teddy here.
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And Ivy.
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So you're
11 months old now
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and something really big
is about to happen to you.
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You're about to take
your very first steps.
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( both scream )
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This is your
biggest milestone
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since your first
solid poop.
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Eww.
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Okay, relax.
I didn't get it on video.
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Okay, you're my best
friend again.
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Anyways, I wanted to capture
your first steps on tape
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but every time I put
the camera on you,
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all I see is this.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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- Wait.
- ( Charlie coos )
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And nothing.
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Same thing happened
with the poop.
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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( crowd cheering on TV )
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GIRLS, GIRLS, COME HERE.
CHECK IT OUT.
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IT'S AN OLD VIDEO
OF ME.
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LOTS OF VIDEOTAPING
IN THIS FAMILY.
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YOU GUYS SURE DO
LIKE YOURSELVES.
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IT'S FROM MY OLD GLORY DAYS
BACK AT SOUTH HIGH.
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NO WAY, MRS. D.
YOU WENT TO OUR SCHOOL?
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NO, YOU'RE GOING
TO MY SCHOOL.
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WHOA WHOA, THERE I AM--
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THE SCHOOL MASCOT.
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YOU WERE THAT
BIG SHEEP THING?
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NOT A SHEEP.
A RAM.
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RAMMY THE WAMMY.
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HERE IT IS--
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MY FAMOUS WAMMY WIGGLE.
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LISTEN TO THE CROWD.
THEY LOVE ME.
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WELL, SURE.
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EVERYBODY LOVES
A DANCING SHEEP.
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AGAIN,
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IT'S A RAM.
IT HAS HORNS.
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IT SURE LOOKS LIKE
A LOT OF FUN, MOM.
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YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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YEAH YEAH.
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DO YOU THINK I'D SAY
SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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JUST TO HUMOR YOU?
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I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
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BECAUSE THEY'RE HOLDING
MASCOT TRYOUTS THIS WEEK.
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BUT, MOM, YOU'VE ALREADY
BEEN WAMMY.
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WHY WOULD YOU
TRY OUT AGAIN?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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PLEASE TELL ME
"YOU" IS IVY.
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THINK ABOUT IT, TEDDY.
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YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST EVER
SECOND-GENERATION WAMMY.
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I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS
SINCE YOU WERE BORN.
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ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET,
SHEEP CAN HAVE HORNS.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO PUT
ANY PRESSURE ON YOU.
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IT'S YOUR DECISION.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
DO THIS FOR ME.
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- I DON'T?
- NO.
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YOU'LL DO IT FOR US.
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( mouths )
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( crowd cheering
on TV )
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- HEY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WATCHING ALL MY OLD
WAMMY VIDEOS WITH TEDDY.
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TEDDY?
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YOU'RE MISSING
ALL THE GOOD PARTS.
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WHAT AM I SAYING?
THEY'RE ALL GOOD PARTS.
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EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE.
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REMEMBER THIS, BOB?
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OH, HOW CAN I FORGET?
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THE NIGHT
THE NORTH HIGH BARBARIAN
TOOK YOU DOWN.
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OH!
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I HATED THAT GUY.
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EVEN FOR A BARBARIAN,
HE WAS A JERK.
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Bob:
YOU REMEMBER THE TIME
THOSE GOONS FROM NORTH HIGH
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GRABBED YOU, TOOK YOU
ON A LITTLE JOYRIDE?
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Amy:
EVERY WAMMY'S
WORST NIGHTMARE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T EVEN WATCH IT.
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IT'S TOO PAINFUL
EVEN NOW.
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OH, WAIT,
THIS IS A GOOD PART.
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COME HERE, KIDS.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
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Bob:
RECOGNIZE THAT GUY?
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Gabe:
IS THAT P.J.?
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NOPE, THAT'S ME.
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YOU MEAN THAT THIN GUY
WITH A FULL HEAD OF HEAR
IS YOU?
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YEP.
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SO THAT MEANS
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I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE YOU
WHEN I GET OLD.
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OH, I STOPPED LOOKING
LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS 25.
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BUT THAT'S ONLY
EIGHT YEARS FROM NOW.
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ENJOY IT
WHILE YOU GOT IT.
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( laughs )
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IF I WERE YOU,
I'D MARRY YOUNG.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE?
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NOT BEING OUT THERE.
WHAT TAPE IS SHE UP TO?
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VOLUME THREE,
"WAMMY BEHIND THE MASK."
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DAD, SHE WANTS ME
TO TRY OUT.
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OH, BOY. I KNEW
THIS DAY WAS COMING.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE A MASCOT.
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I'LL BE THE BIGGEST
DORK IN SCHOOL.
YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT HERE.
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER?
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( laughs )
YEAH, OKAY.
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I'LL DO THAT, HONEY,
RIGHT AFTER I MENTION
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THAT HER FAVORITE PANTS
MAKE HER LOOK FAT.
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- WHO LOOKS FAT?
- MY MOTHER.
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( playing loudly )
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( laughs )
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HEY, WE ALMOST ENDED
AT THE SAME TIME.
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ONLY BECAUSE I DROPPED
ONE OF MY STICKS.
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DID YOU SEE CHARLIE?
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SHE WAS TOTALLY
ROCKING OUT.
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- IS SHE AMAZING OR WHAT?
- SHE'S OKAY.
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OKAY? WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS
GOING ON AND ON
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ABOUT WHAT A SUPER BABY
CHARLIE IS.
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MAN, I GOT A NEPHEW MASON.
NOW THAT'S A BABY.
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WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT MASON?
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WELL, FOR ONE THING
HE'S A STUD AT PEEK-A-BOO.
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COME ON, CHARLIE
CAN PLAY PEEK-A-BOO
WITH HER EYES CLOSED.
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THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY
PEEK-A-BOO.
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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WELL, MASON'S AN INCREDIBLY
FAST CRAWLER.
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NOT AS FAST AS CHARLIE.
SHE'S LIKE A CAT.
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MASON SLEEPS AT NIGHT
WITH A RABBIT--
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NOT A STUFFED ONE,
ONE THAT HE CAUGHT.
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SO YOU THINK
MASON'S FASTER.
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I THINK CHARLIE'S
FASTER.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO SETTLE THIS.
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WE CHALLENGE YOU
TO A BABY RACE.
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OH, IT IS ON.
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AND YOU'RE GONNA
BE SORRY
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BECAUSE MASON
RHYMES WITH RACIN'.
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WE'LL TAKE OUR CHANCES.
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IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
A GOOD LOOK AT THIS,
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BECAUSE THAT'S ALL
YOU AND MASON ARE
GONNA BE SEEING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE TRYING OUT FOR WAMMY.
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THE WHOLE IDEA
BEHIND THIS FRIENDSHIP
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WAS FOR YOU TO MAKE ME
MORE POPULAR,
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NOT LESS POPULAR.
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OKAY, RELAX.
I SAID I HAD TO TRY OUT.
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I DIDN'T SAY
I HAD TO DO WELL.
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( blows whistle )
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
TIME FOR WAMMY TRYOUTS.
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- FIRST UP, TEDDY DUNCAN.
- I'M TEDDY.
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DAUGHTER OF AMY DUNCAN,
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THE SECOND FINEST WAMMY
THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER SEEN.
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- WHO WAS THE FIRST?
- YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER.
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LET'S DO THIS THING!
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ALL RIGHT, DUNCAN,
LET ME SET THE SCENE FOR YOU.
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THE TEAM IS DOWN
BY EIGHT.
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YOU NEED TO GET
THAT CROWD JAZZED UP.
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NOW GIVE ME
WHAT YOU GOT!
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COME ON, CROWD,
JAZZ UP.
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I AM NOT FEELING THAT.
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MOVING ON.
HOW'S YOUR DANCING?
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YOU TELL ME.
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AHH!
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AHH! AHH!
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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THAT WAS
INTERPRETIVE DANCING.
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THAT PIECE WAS CALLED
"SPRING DAY."
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I CAN ALSO SHOW YOU
"GLOBAL WARMING"
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OR "DOGS WOW!"
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DANCING--
QUESTION MARK.
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QUESTION MARK?
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THAT STUCK,
EXCLAMATION POINT!
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ALL RIGHT, DUNCAN,
ONE MORE THING.
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TAKE THAT FLAG THERE
AND FIRE UP THAT CROWD.
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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT FLAG.
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( whistles )
DUNCAN, THAT WAS
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ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE,
ALL OF IT.
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IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
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CONGRATULATIONS, WAMMY.
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BUT I WAS AWFUL.
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YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIED OUT.
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SEE YOU AT THE BIG GAME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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WELL, IN HINDSIGHT,
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I GUESS WE SHOULD
HAVE NOTICED
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THAT NOBODY ELSE
WAS HERE.
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HEY, GABE,
DO ME A FAVOR.
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CHECK THE BACK
OF MY HEAD.
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DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M GOING BALD?
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WELL, IT'S TEMPTING
TO SAY YES,
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SO YES.
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SERIOUSLY?
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NO.
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YOUR HAIR IS AS FULL
AND STUPID-LOOKING AS EVER.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE A GOOD BROTHER.
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IS THIS WHY YOU WANTED ME
TO COME DOWN HERE?
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NO, IT IS TIME
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TO TRAIN CHARLIE
FOR THE BABY RACE.
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CHARLIE?
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I THOUGHT THE BABY RACE
WAS GONNA BE
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YOU AND EMMETT
IN DIAPERS.
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NOW I'VE LOST
INTEREST.
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OKAY, TURBO BABY,
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LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
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HA!
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( giggling )
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LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT
A LITTLE WORK TO DO.
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( upbeat music playing )
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THERE SHE IS.
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HI, MOM.
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HI, WAMMY.
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OH, DID MISS COVINGTON
CALL YOU?
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NO, IT'S ON THE SCHOOL
WEBSITE.
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ALREADY?
THERE'S NOT A PICTURE UP
OF ME, IS THERE?
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THERE IS NOW.
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I JUST SENT ONE IN.
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AND I'VE GOT
A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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TA-DAH!
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I KEPT IT AT THE END
OF MY LAST SEASON.
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IT'S BEEN SITTING
IN THE BACK OF THE SHED
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FOR THE LAST
20 YEARS.
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THEN I CAN'T WAIT
TO PUT IT ON MY HEAD.
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COME ON.
236
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,782
GET IT ON THERE, GIRL.
WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
237
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:22,122
TEDDY, YOU LOOK
SO BEAUTIFUL.
238
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,119
SMELLS LIKE ARMPIT
IN HERE.
239
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,492
I KNOW.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
240
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,490
OKAY, I'M GONNA
TEACH YOU
241
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,492
SOME OF MY SIGNATURE
WAMMY MOVES.
242
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,764
( dance music playing )
243
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,966
YOU GOTTA
HIT IT HARD, GIRL.
244
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,898
NOW YOU GOTTA
KEEP IN RHYTHM.
245
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,806
AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT
IS WITH THE WAMMY WIGGLE.
246
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,179
A-FIVE, SIX,
SEVEN, EIGHT!
247
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,881
NOW WE'RE GONNA BUILD
ON THAT MOVE.
YOU READY?
248
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,287
WE'RE GONNA
GET OUR STEAM UP.
IT GOES LIKE THIS.
249
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,989
WHOO, AH-WHOO,
AH-WHOO.
250
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,032
NO NO, SWEETHEART.
YOU LOST YOUR WIGGLE.
251
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,088
IF YOU TRY
TO GET YOUR STEAM UP
WITHOUT THE WIGGLE,
252
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,027
YOU'LL JUST LOOK
LIKE A FOOL OUT THERE.
253
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,972
SURE WOULDN'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN.
254
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,240
NEXT I WANT YOU
TO JUMP UP IN THE AIR
255
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,238
AND YOU GOTTA LAND
WITH YOUR ARMS FORMING
256
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,940
A BIG "W".
257
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,944
( chuckles )
THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
258
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,946
NO NO NO, TEDDY.
IT'S ALL IN THE ELBOWS.
259
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,878
YOU'RE NOT VAMMY.
YOU'RE NOT HAMMY.
260
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,224
YOU'RE WAMMY!
261
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,820
OKAY, GIRL, YOU DO IT.
262
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,122
NOW DIG DEEP
AND LET YOUR FIRE FLY!
263
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,324
I CAN'T DO THIS.
264
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,056
SURE YOU CAN.
YOU JUST GOTTA PRACTICE.
WAMMY WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.
265
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,262
( turns off music )
NO, I DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS.
266
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,204
WHAT?
267
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,929
I DON'T WANT TO BE HAMMY
OR VAMMY OR WAMMY!
268
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,236
I QUIT.
269
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,920
( knocks )
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO
TO YOUR MOTHER?
270
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,858
I TOLD HER I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE A WAMMY.
271
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,033
I WAS JUST BEING HONEST
WITH HER.
272
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:17,231
HONEST?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
273
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,204
HOW'S SHE TAKING IT?
274
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,972
NOT WELL.
275
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,971
SHE'S LYING IN BED
WITH HER WAMMY HEAD ON,
276
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,943
STUFFING TISSUES
UP HER SNOUT.
277
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,172
I DON'T KNOW.
278
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,976
MAYBE BEING WAMMY
WAS COOL WHEN YOU GUYS
WERE IN SCHOOL--
279
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,039
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT WAS NEVER COOL.
280
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,378
YOUR MOM JUST
DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
281
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,923
HOW COULD SHE
NOT KNOW THAT?
282
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,089
DID SHE SPEND
ALL FOUR YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL
WEARING THAT GIANT HEAD?
283
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,218
IT WAS HER
YEARBOOK PICTURE.
284
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,591
LOOK, TEDDY, IF YOU DON'T
GO TO THAT BIG GAME
285
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,596
THERE'S GONNA BE
NO WAMMY,
286
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,258
AND THAT IS GONNA BREAK
YOUR MOTHER'S HEART.
287
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,868
DAD, I JUST DON'T WANT
TO LOOK STUPID.
288
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:57,071
LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA LET YOUR MOM
AND EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL DOWN
289
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,074
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
OF LOOKING STUPID?
290
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,976
YES, THANK YOU
FOR UNDERSTANDING.
291
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:06,079
HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA
TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
292
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,983
BUT JUST REMEMBER,
293
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,975
SOMETIMES
THE RIGHT DECISION
294
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,287
CAN FEEL LIKE
THE WRONG DECISION.
295
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,219
AND THE HARD DECISION
CAN BE THE BEST DECISION.
296
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,085
BUT THE GOOD DECISION--
297
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:21,034
OH, COME ON,
PLEASE JUST BE WAMMY!
298
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,341
HEY, WAMMY.
GOING SOMEWHERE?
299
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,175
EVER BEEN TO NORTH HIGH?
'CAUSE I WAS THINKING
300
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,280
WE COULD ALL TAKE
A LITTLE TRIP.
301
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,980
IT'S ABOUT TO CHARGE.
GET IT!
302
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,092
OH, THIS IS
THE GREATEST PRANK EVER!
303
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,927
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
WHAT NERD IS WEARING
THE COSTUME THIS YEAR.
304
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,014
DUDE, WAMMY'S OLD.
305
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,151
WAMMY IS NOT OLD.
WAMMY HAD FOUR KIDS.
306
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,186
( crowd cheering )
307
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,290
I DIDN'T SEE HER.
YOUR MOM'S NOT IN THERE.
308
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,292
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
309
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,494
SHE'S THE ONLY REASON
I'M DOING THIS STUPID THING.
310
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,356
WELL, LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
311
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:32,125
DUNCAN, THE GYM'S
THIS WAY.
312
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,195
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
313
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,965
NOT YOU-- WAMMY.
PUT ON THE HEAD.
314
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,010
OH, YOU LOOK SO MUCH
LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
315
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,013
( whistle blows )
316
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,105
SHOWTIME!
317
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,077
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, T.
GOT YOUR BACK.
318
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,551
( crowd cheering )
319
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,565
GENTLEMEN,
START YOUR BABIES.
320
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,440
GO!
321
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,510
AND THEY'RE OFF!
322
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,105
OH, LOOK, MASON.
YUMMY YUMMY.
323
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,118
COME TO THE PEACHES.
324
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:28,261
COME TO MOMMY.
COME TO MOMMY.
325
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:33,028
MASON GOT THE EARLY LEAD.
CHARLIE'S BRINGING UP
THE REAR.
326
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,260
LOOK AT MY BOY GO.
HE'S BARELY BREAKING
A SWEAT.
327
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,296
AT THE HALFWAY MARK IT'S MASON,
FOLLOWED BY CHARLIE.
328
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,571
COME ON, CHARLIE.
YOU CAN DO IT.
329
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,271
COMING DOWN THE HOME STRETCH.
IT'S STILL MASON IN THE LEAD.
330
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,274
COME ON, CHARLIE.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
331
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,049
AND THE WINNER IS...
332
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,452
CHARLIE!
333
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,133
OH MY GOSH.
CHARLIE, YOU JUST TOOK
YOUR FIRST STEPS.
334
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,203
NOT YOUR BEST DAY,
MASON.
335
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,242
WHAT WENT WRONG
OUT THERE?
336
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,268
WE'LL BE BACK
WHEN WE LEARN HOW TO WALK.
337
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,146
CAN YOU PLEASE
TAKE ME BACK TO THE GYM?
338
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,582
NO WAY.
NOT TILL THE GAME'S OVER.
339
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,258
OKAY, CAN YOU
TAKE ME HOME THEN?
340
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,258
I DON'T EVEN CARE
ABOUT THE GAME, GUYS.
341
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,490
NORTH HIGH, SOUTH HIGH--
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
342
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,096
ONLY ONE THING--
343
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,399
- NORTH HIGH RULES!
- YEAH!
344
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,401
YEAH, BABY!
WHOO!
345
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,373
OKAY, WHATEVER.
346
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,371
LOOK, IF WE'RE GONNA
DRIVE AROUND IN CIRCLES
FOR HOURS,
347
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,513
- CAN I AT LEAST
USE THE BATHROOM?
- CAN'T YOU HOLD IT?
348
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,379
I'VE HAD FOUR KIDS.
I PEE WHEN I SNEEZE.
349
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,508
GROSS.
350
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,154
PULL OVER.
351
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,153
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE SUCH A GENTLEMAN.
352
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,126
AGH!
353
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,632
SOUTH HIGH RULES!
354
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,166
( laughs )
355
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,713
SAFETY FIRST.
356
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,578
RAM ON THE LAM!
357
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,545
- ( whistle blows )
- ( crowd groans )
358
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,649
STARING AT MY BALDNESS
359
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,515
AIN'T GONNA STOP
YOUR BALDNESS.
360
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,593
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
361
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,593
WOULD YOU STOP FOCUSING
ON THE NEGATIVES?
362
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,595
- THINK ABOUT THE POSITIVES.
- LIKE WHAT?
363
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,228
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LARGE
BASEBALL CAP COLLECTION.
364
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,665
YOU'RE GONNA SAVE
ON SHAMPOO.
365
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,541
AND WITH THE MONEY
YOU SAVE ON SHAMPOO
366
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,169
YOU CAN BUY
MORE BASEBALL CAPS.
367
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,513
HERE COMES TEDDY.
368
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,612
( dance music playing,
crowd cheering )
369
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,781
( crowd booing )
370
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,644
THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND.
371
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,482
WAMMY'S MY BEST
FRIEND.
372
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,546
- WHOO! YEAH!
- WHOO!
373
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,349
( crowd chanting )
WAMMY! WAMMY! WAMMY!
374
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,787
Well, Charlie, looks like
we both took baby steps today.
375
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,497
You walked
for the first time
376
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,669
and I did something
and wound up liking it.
377
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,698
And I hope
you like it too
378
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,704
because you're already
on your way.
379
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,037
Yeah!
380
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,811
Wammy jammy!
381
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,481
Whoo!
Good luck, Charlie.
382
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,621
Teddy:
COME ON, P.J.
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
383
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,451
GET DOWN HERE.
384
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,057
ALL RIGHT, COMING.
385
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,689
CHILAX.
386
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,734
OH, NO.
387
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,573
OH, NO.
IT'S HAPPENING.
388
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,399
NO, I'M NOT READY.
389
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,865
NO!
390
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,913
NO-O-O-O!
391
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,680
( sighs )
392
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,709
- BAD DREAM?
- YEAH.
393
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,654
OH, HEY,
394
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,851
HERE'S THE FIRST ONE
MY DAD GAVE ME.
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