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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:08,507 Hi, Charlie. Teddy here. 2 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,812 And Ivy. 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,053 So you're 11 months old now 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,150 and something really big is about to happen to you. 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,322 You're about to take your very first steps. 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,820 ( both scream ) 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,151 This is your biggest milestone 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,818 since your first solid poop. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,355 Eww. 10 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,591 Okay, relax. I didn't get it on video. 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:29,156 Okay, you're my best friend again. 12 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,827 Anyways, I wanted to capture your first steps on tape 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,825 but every time I put the camera on you, 14 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,067 all I see is this. 15 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,841 Wait. 16 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,843 Wait. 17 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,605 - Wait. - ( Charlie coos ) 18 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,454 And nothing. 19 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,819 Same thing happened with the poop. 20 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,248 ( rock music playing ) 21 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,853 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 22 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,394 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 23 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,190 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 24 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,193 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 25 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,185 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 26 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,557 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 27 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,865 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 28 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,268 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 29 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,402 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 30 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,208 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 31 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,110 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 32 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,883 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 33 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,550 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 34 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,479 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 35 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,145 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 36 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,355 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 37 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:31,428 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 38 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,461 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 39 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,541 ( crowd cheering on TV ) 40 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,143 GIRLS, GIRLS, COME HERE. CHECK IT OUT. 41 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:51,676 IT'S AN OLD VIDEO OF ME. 42 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,682 LOTS OF VIDEOTAPING IN THIS FAMILY. 43 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,884 YOU GUYS SURE DO LIKE YOURSELVES. 44 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,916 IT'S FROM MY OLD GLORY DAYS BACK AT SOUTH HIGH. 45 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,292 NO WAY, MRS. D. YOU WENT TO OUR SCHOOL? 46 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,432 NO, YOU'RE GOING TO MY SCHOOL. 47 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,429 WHOA WHOA, THERE I AM-- 48 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,661 THE SCHOOL MASCOT. 49 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,567 YOU WERE THAT BIG SHEEP THING? 50 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,169 NOT A SHEEP. A RAM. 51 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,702 RAMMY THE WAMMY. 52 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,636 HERE IT IS-- 53 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,341 MY FAMOUS WAMMY WIGGLE. 54 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,614 LISTEN TO THE CROWD. THEY LOVE ME. 55 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,477 WELL, SURE. 56 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,646 EVERYBODY LOVES A DANCING SHEEP. 57 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,724 AGAIN, 58 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,323 IT'S A RAM. IT HAS HORNS. 59 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,456 IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN, MOM. 60 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,492 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 61 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,658 YEAH YEAH. 62 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,666 DO YOU THINK I'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT 63 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,738 JUST TO HUMOR YOU? 64 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,738 I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT 65 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,270 BECAUSE THEY'RE HOLDING MASCOT TRYOUTS THIS WEEK. 66 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,206 BUT, MOM, YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN WAMMY. 67 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,542 WHY WOULD YOU TRY OUT AGAIN? 68 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,546 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. 69 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,678 PLEASE TELL ME "YOU" IS IVY. 70 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,683 THINK ABOUT IT, TEDDY. 71 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,715 YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST EVER SECOND-GENERATION WAMMY. 72 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,692 I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS SINCE YOU WERE BORN. 73 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:11,661 ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, SHEEP CAN HAVE HORNS. 74 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,402 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON YOU. 75 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,769 IT'S YOUR DECISION. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME. 76 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,768 - I DON'T? - NO. 77 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,270 YOU'LL DO IT FOR US. 78 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,271 ( mouths ) 79 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,009 ( crowd cheering on TV ) 80 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,554 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 81 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,522 WATCHING ALL MY OLD WAMMY VIDEOS WITH TEDDY. 82 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,421 TEDDY? 83 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,763 YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE GOOD PARTS. 84 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,559 WHAT AM I SAYING? THEY'RE ALL GOOD PARTS. 85 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,662 EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE. 86 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,464 REMEMBER THIS, BOB? 87 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,456 OH, HOW CAN I FORGET? 88 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,728 THE NIGHT THE NORTH HIGH BARBARIAN TOOK YOU DOWN. 89 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,014 OH! 90 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,008 I HATED THAT GUY. 91 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,640 EVEN FOR A BARBARIAN, HE WAS A JERK. 92 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,377 Bob: YOU REMEMBER THE TIME THOSE GOONS FROM NORTH HIGH 93 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,384 GRABBED YOU, TOOK YOU ON A LITTLE JOYRIDE? 94 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,816 Amy: EVERY WAMMY'S WORST NIGHTMARE. 95 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,821 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T EVEN WATCH IT. 96 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,693 IT'S TOO PAINFUL EVEN NOW. 97 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,692 OH, WAIT, THIS IS A GOOD PART. 98 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,434 COME HERE, KIDS. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 99 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,430 Bob: RECOGNIZE THAT GUY? 100 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,562 Gabe: IS THAT P.J.? 101 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,427 NOPE, THAT'S ME. 102 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:29,666 YOU MEAN THAT THIN GUY WITH A FULL HEAD OF HEAR IS YOU? 103 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:30,773 YEP. 104 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,774 SO THAT MEANS 105 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,806 I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE YOU WHEN I GET OLD. 106 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,452 OH, I STOPPED LOOKING LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS 25. 107 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,308 BUT THAT'S ONLY EIGHT YEARS FROM NOW. 108 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,717 ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. 109 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,549 ( laughs ) 110 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,824 IF I WERE YOU, I'D MARRY YOUNG. 111 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,592 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 112 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,864 NOT BEING OUT THERE. WHAT TAPE IS SHE UP TO? 113 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:58,504 VOLUME THREE, "WAMMY BEHIND THE MASK." 114 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,472 DAD, SHE WANTS ME TO TRY OUT. 115 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,842 OH, BOY. I KNEW THIS DAY WAS COMING. 116 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,841 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A MASCOT. 117 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,713 I'LL BE THE BIGGEST DORK IN SCHOOL. YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT HERE. 118 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,082 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? - CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER? 119 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,481 ( laughs ) YEAH, OKAY. 120 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,484 I'LL DO THAT, HONEY, RIGHT AFTER I MENTION 121 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,446 THAT HER FAVORITE PANTS MAKE HER LOOK FAT. 122 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,815 - WHO LOOKS FAT? - MY MOTHER. 123 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,922 ( playing loudly ) 124 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:26,733 ( laughs ) 125 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,900 HEY, WE ALMOST ENDED AT THE SAME TIME. 126 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,600 ONLY BECAUSE I DROPPED ONE OF MY STICKS. 127 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,373 DID YOU SEE CHARLIE? 128 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,373 SHE WAS TOTALLY ROCKING OUT. 129 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,905 - IS SHE AMAZING OR WHAT? - SHE'S OKAY. 130 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,140 OKAY? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 131 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,135 YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GOING ON AND ON 132 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,477 ABOUT WHAT A SUPER BABY CHARLIE IS. 133 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,784 MAN, I GOT A NEPHEW MASON. NOW THAT'S A BABY. 134 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,476 WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT MASON? 135 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:54,588 WELL, FOR ONE THING HE'S A STUD AT PEEK-A-BOO. 136 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,862 COME ON, CHARLIE CAN PLAY PEEK-A-BOO WITH HER EYES CLOSED. 137 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,490 THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY PEEK-A-BOO. 138 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,757 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 139 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,625 WELL, MASON'S AN INCREDIBLY FAST CRAWLER. 140 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,665 NOT AS FAST AS CHARLIE. SHE'S LIKE A CAT. 141 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,740 MASON SLEEPS AT NIGHT WITH A RABBIT-- 142 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,939 NOT A STUFFED ONE, ONE THAT HE CAUGHT. 143 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,811 SO YOU THINK MASON'S FASTER. 144 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,541 I THINK CHARLIE'S FASTER. 145 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,546 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. 146 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,548 WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A BABY RACE. 147 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,910 OH, IT IS ON. 148 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,786 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY 149 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:28,558 BECAUSE MASON RHYMES WITH RACIN'. 150 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,559 WE'LL TAKE OUR CHANCES. 151 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:34,191 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS, 152 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,427 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU AND MASON ARE GONNA BE SEEING. 153 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,836 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING OUT FOR WAMMY. 154 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,213 THE WHOLE IDEA BEHIND THIS FRIENDSHIP 155 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,211 WAS FOR YOU TO MAKE ME MORE POPULAR, 156 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,853 NOT LESS POPULAR. 157 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,580 OKAY, RELAX. I SAID I HAD TO TRY OUT. 158 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,946 I DIDN'T SAY I HAD TO DO WELL. 159 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:00,853 ( blows whistle ) 160 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,688 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. TIME FOR WAMMY TRYOUTS. 161 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:06,594 - FIRST UP, TEDDY DUNCAN. - I'M TEDDY. 162 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,597 DAUGHTER OF AMY DUNCAN, 163 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,999 THE SECOND FINEST WAMMY THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER SEEN. 164 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,771 - WHO WAS THE FIRST? - YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER. 165 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,936 LET'S DO THIS THING! 166 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,212 ALL RIGHT, DUNCAN, LET ME SET THE SCENE FOR YOU. 167 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,781 THE TEAM IS DOWN BY EIGHT. 168 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,610 YOU NEED TO GET THAT CROWD JAZZED UP. 169 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,046 NOW GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT! 170 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:33,617 COME ON, CROWD, JAZZ UP. 171 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,624 I AM NOT FEELING THAT. 172 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,757 MOVING ON. HOW'S YOUR DANCING? 173 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,792 YOU TELL ME. 174 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,732 AHH! 175 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,671 AHH! AHH! 176 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,052 WHAT WAS THAT? 177 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,520 THAT WAS INTERPRETIVE DANCING. 178 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,520 THAT PIECE WAS CALLED "SPRING DAY." 179 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,722 I CAN ALSO SHOW YOU "GLOBAL WARMING" 180 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,724 OR "DOGS WOW!" 181 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,616 DANCING-- QUESTION MARK. 182 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,788 QUESTION MARK? 183 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:15,825 THAT STUCK, EXCLAMATION POINT! 184 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,833 ALL RIGHT, DUNCAN, ONE MORE THING. 185 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:21,065 TAKE THAT FLAG THERE AND FIRE UP THAT CROWD. 186 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,912 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT FLAG. 187 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,284 ( whistles ) DUNCAN, THAT WAS 188 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,683 ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE, ALL OF IT. 189 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,546 IT'S OKAY. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 190 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,045 CONGRATULATIONS, WAMMY. 191 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,886 BUT I WAS AWFUL. 192 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,921 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIED OUT. 193 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,926 SEE YOU AT THE BIG GAME. 194 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,960 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 195 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,655 WELL, IN HINDSIGHT, 196 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,668 I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE NOTICED 197 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,670 THAT NOBODY ELSE WAS HERE. 198 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,705 HEY, GABE, DO ME A FAVOR. 199 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,711 CHECK THE BACK OF MY HEAD. 200 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,713 DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M GOING BALD? 201 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,845 WELL, IT'S TEMPTING TO SAY YES, 202 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,620 SO YES. 203 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,720 SERIOUSLY? 204 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,591 NO. 205 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,320 YOUR HAIR IS AS FULL AND STUPID-LOOKING AS EVER. 206 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,755 THANK YOU. 207 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,961 YOU'RE A GOOD BROTHER. 208 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,103 IS THIS WHY YOU WANTED ME TO COME DOWN HERE? 209 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,099 NO, IT IS TIME 210 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,971 TO TRAIN CHARLIE FOR THE BABY RACE. 211 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,769 CHARLIE? 212 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,001 I THOUGHT THE BABY RACE WAS GONNA BE 213 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,007 YOU AND EMMETT IN DIAPERS. 214 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,809 NOW I'VE LOST INTEREST. 215 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,882 OKAY, TURBO BABY, 216 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,650 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 217 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,680 HA! 218 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,615 ( giggling ) 219 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,985 LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT A LITTLE WORK TO DO. 220 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,063 ( upbeat music playing ) 221 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:42,082 THERE SHE IS. 222 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,909 HI, MOM. 223 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,814 HI, WAMMY. 224 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,776 OH, DID MISS COVINGTON CALL YOU? 225 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,848 NO, IT'S ON THE SCHOOL WEBSITE. 226 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,816 ALREADY? THERE'S NOT A PICTURE UP OF ME, IS THERE? 227 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,826 THERE IS NOW. 228 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,688 I JUST SENT ONE IN. 229 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,798 AND I'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. 230 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,200 TA-DAH! 231 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,132 I KEPT IT AT THE END OF MY LAST SEASON. 232 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,967 IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE SHED 233 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,842 FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS. 234 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,111 THEN I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT IT ON MY HEAD. 235 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,110 COME ON. 236 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,782 GET IT ON THERE, GIRL. WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO. 237 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:22,122 TEDDY, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 238 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,119 SMELLS LIKE ARMPIT IN HERE. 239 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,492 I KNOW. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. 240 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,490 OKAY, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU 241 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,492 SOME OF MY SIGNATURE WAMMY MOVES. 242 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,764 ( dance music playing ) 243 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,966 YOU GOTTA HIT IT HARD, GIRL. 244 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,898 NOW YOU GOTTA KEEP IN RHYTHM. 245 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,806 AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS WITH THE WAMMY WIGGLE. 246 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,179 A-FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! 247 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,881 NOW WE'RE GONNA BUILD ON THAT MOVE. YOU READY? 248 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,287 WE'RE GONNA GET OUR STEAM UP. IT GOES LIKE THIS. 249 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,989 WHOO, AH-WHOO, AH-WHOO. 250 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,032 NO NO, SWEETHEART. YOU LOST YOUR WIGGLE. 251 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,088 IF YOU TRY TO GET YOUR STEAM UP WITHOUT THE WIGGLE, 252 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,027 YOU'LL JUST LOOK LIKE A FOOL OUT THERE. 253 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,972 SURE WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. 254 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,240 NEXT I WANT YOU TO JUMP UP IN THE AIR 255 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,238 AND YOU GOTTA LAND WITH YOUR ARMS FORMING 256 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,940 A BIG "W". 257 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,944 ( chuckles ) THAT'S REALLY CUTE. 258 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,946 NO NO NO, TEDDY. IT'S ALL IN THE ELBOWS. 259 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,878 YOU'RE NOT VAMMY. YOU'RE NOT HAMMY. 260 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,224 YOU'RE WAMMY! 261 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,820 OKAY, GIRL, YOU DO IT. 262 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,122 NOW DIG DEEP AND LET YOUR FIRE FLY! 263 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,324 I CAN'T DO THIS. 264 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,056 SURE YOU CAN. YOU JUST GOTTA PRACTICE. WAMMY WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY. 265 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,262 ( turns off music ) NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 266 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,204 WHAT? 267 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,929 I DON'T WANT TO BE HAMMY OR VAMMY OR WAMMY! 268 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,236 I QUIT. 269 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,920 ( knocks ) HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MOTHER? 270 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,858 I TOLD HER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A WAMMY. 271 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,033 I WAS JUST BEING HONEST WITH HER. 272 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:17,231 HONEST? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 273 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,204 HOW'S SHE TAKING IT? 274 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,972 NOT WELL. 275 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,971 SHE'S LYING IN BED WITH HER WAMMY HEAD ON, 276 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,943 STUFFING TISSUES UP HER SNOUT. 277 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,172 I DON'T KNOW. 278 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,976 MAYBE BEING WAMMY WAS COOL WHEN YOU GUYS WERE IN SCHOOL-- 279 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,039 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT WAS NEVER COOL. 280 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,378 YOUR MOM JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 281 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,923 HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW THAT? 282 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,089 DID SHE SPEND ALL FOUR YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL WEARING THAT GIANT HEAD? 283 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,218 IT WAS HER YEARBOOK PICTURE. 284 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,591 LOOK, TEDDY, IF YOU DON'T GO TO THAT BIG GAME 285 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,596 THERE'S GONNA BE NO WAMMY, 286 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,258 AND THAT IS GONNA BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S HEART. 287 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,868 DAD, I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID. 288 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:57,071 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA LET YOUR MOM AND EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL DOWN 289 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,074 BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF LOOKING STUPID? 290 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,976 YES, THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. 291 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:06,079 HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. 292 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,983 BUT JUST REMEMBER, 293 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,975 SOMETIMES THE RIGHT DECISION 294 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,287 CAN FEEL LIKE THE WRONG DECISION. 295 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,219 AND THE HARD DECISION CAN BE THE BEST DECISION. 296 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,085 BUT THE GOOD DECISION-- 297 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:21,034 OH, COME ON, PLEASE JUST BE WAMMY! 298 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,341 HEY, WAMMY. GOING SOMEWHERE? 299 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,175 EVER BEEN TO NORTH HIGH? 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING 300 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,280 WE COULD ALL TAKE A LITTLE TRIP. 301 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,980 IT'S ABOUT TO CHARGE. GET IT! 302 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,092 OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST PRANK EVER! 303 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,927 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT NERD IS WEARING THE COSTUME THIS YEAR. 304 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,014 DUDE, WAMMY'S OLD. 305 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,151 WAMMY IS NOT OLD. WAMMY HAD FOUR KIDS. 306 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,186 ( crowd cheering ) 307 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,290 I DIDN'T SEE HER. YOUR MOM'S NOT IN THERE. 308 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,292 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 309 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,494 SHE'S THE ONLY REASON I'M DOING THIS STUPID THING. 310 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,356 WELL, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 311 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:32,125 DUNCAN, THE GYM'S THIS WAY. 312 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,195 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 313 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,965 NOT YOU-- WAMMY. PUT ON THE HEAD. 314 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,010 OH, YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 315 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,013 ( whistle blows ) 316 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,105 SHOWTIME! 317 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,077 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, T. GOT YOUR BACK. 318 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,551 ( crowd cheering ) 319 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,565 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR BABIES. 320 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,440 GO! 321 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,510 AND THEY'RE OFF! 322 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,105 OH, LOOK, MASON. YUMMY YUMMY. 323 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,118 COME TO THE PEACHES. 324 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:28,261 COME TO MOMMY. COME TO MOMMY. 325 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:33,028 MASON GOT THE EARLY LEAD. CHARLIE'S BRINGING UP THE REAR. 326 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,260 LOOK AT MY BOY GO. HE'S BARELY BREAKING A SWEAT. 327 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,296 AT THE HALFWAY MARK IT'S MASON, FOLLOWED BY CHARLIE. 328 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,571 COME ON, CHARLIE. YOU CAN DO IT. 329 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,271 COMING DOWN THE HOME STRETCH. IT'S STILL MASON IN THE LEAD. 330 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,274 COME ON, CHARLIE. IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 331 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,049 AND THE WINNER IS... 332 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,452 CHARLIE! 333 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,133 OH MY GOSH. CHARLIE, YOU JUST TOOK YOUR FIRST STEPS. 334 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,203 NOT YOUR BEST DAY, MASON. 335 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,242 WHAT WENT WRONG OUT THERE? 336 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,268 WE'LL BE BACK WHEN WE LEARN HOW TO WALK. 337 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,146 CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO THE GYM? 338 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,582 NO WAY. NOT TILL THE GAME'S OVER. 339 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,258 OKAY, CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME THEN? 340 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,258 I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE GAME, GUYS. 341 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,490 NORTH HIGH, SOUTH HIGH-- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 342 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,096 ONLY ONE THING-- 343 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,399 - NORTH HIGH RULES! - YEAH! 344 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,401 YEAH, BABY! WHOO! 345 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,373 OKAY, WHATEVER. 346 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,371 LOOK, IF WE'RE GONNA DRIVE AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR HOURS, 347 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,513 - CAN I AT LEAST USE THE BATHROOM? - CAN'T YOU HOLD IT? 348 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,379 I'VE HAD FOUR KIDS. I PEE WHEN I SNEEZE. 349 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,508 GROSS. 350 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,154 PULL OVER. 351 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,153 THANK YOU. YOU'RE SUCH A GENTLEMAN. 352 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,126 AGH! 353 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,632 SOUTH HIGH RULES! 354 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,166 ( laughs ) 355 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,713 SAFETY FIRST. 356 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,578 RAM ON THE LAM! 357 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,545 - ( whistle blows ) - ( crowd groans ) 358 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,649 STARING AT MY BALDNESS 359 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,515 AIN'T GONNA STOP YOUR BALDNESS. 360 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,593 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. 361 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,593 WOULD YOU STOP FOCUSING ON THE NEGATIVES? 362 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,595 - THINK ABOUT THE POSITIVES. - LIKE WHAT? 363 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,228 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LARGE BASEBALL CAP COLLECTION. 364 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,665 YOU'RE GONNA SAVE ON SHAMPOO. 365 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,541 AND WITH THE MONEY YOU SAVE ON SHAMPOO 366 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,169 YOU CAN BUY MORE BASEBALL CAPS. 367 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,513 HERE COMES TEDDY. 368 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,612 ( dance music playing, crowd cheering ) 369 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,781 ( crowd booing ) 370 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,644 THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND. 371 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,482 WAMMY'S MY BEST FRIEND. 372 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,546 - WHOO! YEAH! - WHOO! 373 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,349 ( crowd chanting ) WAMMY! WAMMY! WAMMY! 374 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,787 Well, Charlie, looks like we both took baby steps today. 375 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,497 You walked for the first time 376 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,669 and I did something and wound up liking it. 377 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,698 And I hope you like it too 378 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,704 because you're already on your way. 379 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,037 Yeah! 380 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,811 Wammy jammy! 381 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,481 Whoo! Good luck, Charlie. 382 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,621 Teddy: COME ON, P.J. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 383 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,451 GET DOWN HERE. 384 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,057 ALL RIGHT, COMING. 385 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,689 CHILAX. 386 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,734 OH, NO. 387 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,573 OH, NO. IT'S HAPPENING. 388 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,399 NO, I'M NOT READY. 389 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,865 NO! 390 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,913 NO-O-O-O! 391 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,680 ( sighs ) 392 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,709 - BAD DREAM? - YEAH. 393 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,654 OH, HEY, 394 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,851 HERE'S THE FIRST ONE MY DAD GAVE ME. 27565

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