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*
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* Well, John's the lead
in this movie scene *
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* He's the Candy Man,
if ya know what I mean *
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* And he drives
a long black limousine *
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* With his sidekick Chick
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* Now, John's a drummer
out on the street *
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* But the man can't even
keep a beat *
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* So he spins his wheels
to make ends meet *
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* Huh?
* You got it?
Stay with me, now *
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* John's got
a pretty little fiance *
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* But her daddy's tryin'
to pull a power play *
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* And if Big Daddy
gets his way *
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* Our man John will be
wearin' cement shoes! *
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* I'm confused
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* We're goin'
berserk *
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* You gotta be crazy
to live the way we do *
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* Goin' berserk
Everything's hazy *
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* And only your sweet love
will see me through *
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* Everybody's
goin' berserk *
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* Goin' berserk,
goin' berserk *
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* But now, Salvatore
is a movie man *
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* And he wants to put
the wedding in the can *
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* If he can,
that's the rub *
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* But Nancy's daddy's
got a different plan *
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* What?
* Hold tight
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* Cut to...
* ( Heavenly choir sings)
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* You see, Sun Yi,
he's a holy man *
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* But it's all a front
for his master plan *
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* Ya understand?
* Huh?À*
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* Now, Sun Yi runs
an aerobics class *
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* And he runs it pretty slick
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* It'll trim your thighs,
it'll pop your eyes *
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* Jane Fonda's worried sick
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* So the Holy One
slips John a gun *
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* And he says he wants
Ed Reese undone *
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* 'Cause Ed's a drag,
he's just dead wood *
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* Get it?
* Got it!
* Good!
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* Goin' berserk
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* You gotta be crazy
to live the way we do *
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* Goin' berserk
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* Everything's hazy
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* And only your sweet love
will see me through *
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* Goin' berserk
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* I'm a-startin' to
go b-b-b-b-b-berserk! *
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* Goin' berserk
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* I don't know what I want,
but I need it! *
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* Goin' berserk
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* Why don't you help me out
a little bit? *
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* You know what I like
* Goin' berserk...
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( Animals screeching
in distance )
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( Jungle drums beating )
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I know, I know.
We're almost there.
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( Footsteps approach )
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Hi. Hi.
Okay, let's start--
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Oh, cut that out.
Will ya stop that?
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C'mon, a joke is a joke.
Will ya cut it out?
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Awright, smoke 'em
if ya got 'em.
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Awright, lighten up
and listen to me, now.
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Awright.
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I guess you're wondering
how I got here.
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Well, let me first
introduce myself.
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My name is John Bourgignon
of the Melonville Bourgignons,
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and a good friend of mine,
Chick Leff, and I
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ran a limousine service
back in the States.
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I was about to get married
to this girl Nancy Reese--
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Well, see for yourself.
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You're not gonna
believe this story.
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You might believe it,
I don't know. You--
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You might buy it, you might not.
Check it out.
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I just gotta stop off
at Sal's for a second.
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Aw, no, I don't
wanna go there.
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He's gonna talk us
into acting
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in another one of his
Kung Fu movies again.
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Oh, that was
embarrassing.
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What do you think
he wants?
I dunno.
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The only time he calls
is when we're late on
the loan payments,
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and we're not late.
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How's he make any money
on look-alike service?
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He don't.
We're here to see
Mr. DiPasquale.
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I think his mother
is on the phone.
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May I say
who's calling?
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Tell him John
and Chick are here.
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I'll see if he's free.
Thank you.
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MAN: Aw, fuck you!
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Yeah?
Well, fuck you!
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He's on a conference call.
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If you'd care to take a seat,
he'll be with you momentarily.
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Great.
Thanks a lot.
Thank you.
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Hey! Chick, Johnny!
I been waitin' for ya!
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C'mon inside,
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I didn't know
you guys were here.
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* Here comes the bride,
here comes the bride *
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I got an important
meeting inside.
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No phone calls,
no interruptions.
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I don't wanna
be disturbed.
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What if you get
a phone call?
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No phone calls.
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I got an important meeting
inside. No interruptions!
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No nothing!
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Yes, Mr. Dispes--
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DiPasquale!
DiPasquale!
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Make yourself at home.
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Is this
a real Oscar, Sal?
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You bet your fat ass
it is, Johnny.
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It's the real thing.
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Best Foreign Film 1958.
My Big Hill.
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Uh, somebody gave me that.
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One of these days
I'm gonna have my own.
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I been thinkin'
about gettin' back
in the movies, ya know.
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Yeah. Sit down.
Thanks.
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So, so, so--
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a lot's been happening
since I seen you last.
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Been readin' about you
in the paper and everything.
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I mean, you're marryin'
Ed Reese's daughter,
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that's a very big thing.
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I guess so, yeah.
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So, uh,
how'd you swing that?
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Well, we met, and, uh,
we liked each other,
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we fell in love,
and we're gonna get married.
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That's very warm.
I mean, I like the--
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The love thing
is very important because,
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y'know, my own marriage
didn't work out too good,
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but I don't wanna
get into that now.
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Sal, show him
the picture.
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Nah, he don't wanna
see the picture.
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C'mon, show him
the picture.
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He don't wanna--
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Well, I carry a picture
of the ex on me.
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Y'know, just for
old times' sake.
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She was a sweet kid.
She was 18 when I married her.
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Where'd you meet her,
in high school?
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No. I wish
I we to high school.
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Look at this.
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Nice.
Took a good picture, huh?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Well...
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the whole thing turned
to rat shit after the honeymoon.
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Look, Sal, why'd you
call us here?
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Wouldn't it be interesting
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if you talked Ed Reese
into letting me
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film the entire wedding?
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No, I'm sorry.
It just wouldn't work.
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You don't think
I'm good enough?
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I didn't say that.
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Maybe you didn't see
a little film
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I like to call Kung Fu U.
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What?
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Maybe you don't remember
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a little
Salvator DiPasquale production
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which just happened
to gross $410,000
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across this entire country
playing drive-ins.
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I guess you don't
remember that, huh?!
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And I put ya in
the damn movie!
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Sorry, Johnny,
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I got a bark
that's worse than my bite.
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I gotta do something
about this temper.
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Well, I-I'm sorry
I didn't know that.
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No, that's all right,
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
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I just think it's--
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He just won't
go along with it,
that's all.
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Hey, you wanna know
what I think?
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I think it would be
good for his image.
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I really feel
it'd be wrong.
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I mean,
he doesn't like me.
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Telephone,
Mr. Dispascous.
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Moron!!!
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Moron!!!
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Hey, let me
ask you boys somethin'.
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How much money do you
still owe on the limo?
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I don't know,
about...
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a little over 10,000,
I think.
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12,300. It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of fares.
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It's a lot of work.
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Y'know, I'd be willing
to kiss that money off
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if you could swing a deal
with Reese.
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Oh, no.
No, no, no.
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It's real important
to me, Johnny.
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You do this for me,
I do this for you.
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You scratch my back,
I'm scratchin'--
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Sal, it's impossible.
Thanks very much.
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Just think about it,
that's all.
We gotta go to work.
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John, it's a lot of money.
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I know it is. And I'm
thinkin' about it.
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Good.
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Awright, I'll tell you
what I'll do.
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I'll ask Nancy
to ask the old man.
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But I'm not
promisin' anything.
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Great.
That's all I ask.
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Now, do me a favor,
would ya?
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I'm not coverin'
for you tonight.
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I'm sorry.
I cannot work late.
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We've got that
big brunch tomorrow
at Nancy's folks',
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and I wanna be
perky and charming.
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Easy fare,
they're classical musicians.
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Just take 'em to their hotel,
it'll only take a minute.
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No. No is no.
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WOMAN: We're live
outside the courthouse
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where religious cult leader
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Sun Yi Day has just
been indicted on several counts.
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Included are conspiracy,
tax evasion, kidnapping,
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resisting arrest
and jury tampering.
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Congressman Ed Reese,
the presidential hopeful
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who's leading the crusade
against these people
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will be joining us shortly--
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Hi, Shirley.
Ah, Congressman.
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Shirley, what everyone
must understand about this
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is that it is not
religious persecution.
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The Church of Sun Yi
is not a church at all.
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It's a front,
it's a tax shelter,
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set up solely for
personal financial gain.
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How do you see
the situation?
There are--
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Excuse me.
Reverend Sun Yi,
could we get a statement?
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The Reverend Sun Yi
has no statements at this--
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I'd like to say that
this is a very old story.
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If you don't
understand something,
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then you attack it.
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You call it weird,
or a cult.
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And you try to
destroy it.
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Well, the person who is
leading the attack
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is usually someone
who is on very shaky
moral ground himself.
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He's unsure of himself,
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and so he lashes out
in a paranoid way
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against those of us
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who have ascended
to a higher plane
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of consciousness
and awareness.
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Well, we'll survive this,
we always have in the past.
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And when Mr. Reese
loses his anger and his fear,
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we invite him to join us
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in spreading our message
of love and profit.
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Thank you very much.
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( Chuckles )
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Shirley,
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this is pure crap.
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Can we quote you,
Congressman?
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Shirley,
you may quote this:
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I am going to get him.
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JOHN: A Spanish version
of The Beatles-- wonderful.
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( Laughter )
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Une momento.
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Las Beatles.
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Ringo.
Really.
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Pablo.
How ya doin'?
245
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,940
Hi.
Hi.
246
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,675
Juan.
Juan.
247
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,043
How are ya?
248
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,178
Jorge.
Jorge.
249
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,780
Ha ha ha ha!
250
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,682
Oh...
251
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,417
and I'm Mick Jagger.
252
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,989
Quieres tequila?
Nah.
253
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,400
( Woman laughing )
254
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,772
JOHN: Not while
I'm driving, thanks.
255
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,707
( Chuckling )
256
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,709
Good shit.
257
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,410
No. Thank you very much.
258
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,984
( Hooting and hollering )
259
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,757
Ohh...
260
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,191
Ohh...
261
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,128
Oh, thank you, God.
262
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,898
Oh, thank you, God.
263
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,133
I owe Ya.
264
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,771
You gave me
a whole hour to sleep.
265
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,441
Ohh! That's all I need,
I just need an hour.
266
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,245
( Birds singing )
267
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,222
Aaah!
268
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,793
( Chuckling )
269
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,160
Sorry.
270
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,063
You're fat.
271
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,868
My husband was fat.
272
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,970
He's dead now.
273
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,205
Ah.
274
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,544
You must eat
like a pig.
275
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,080
( Chuckles )
276
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,117
Pig...
277
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,823
Yeah, yeah...
278
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,927
Cigarettes'll kill ya.
279
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,194
Um-hmm.
280
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,296
My husband smoked,
y'know.
281
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,800
He died from
smoking too much.
282
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,236
I thought you said
he died 'cause he was fat.
283
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,874
He was fat with bad lungs.
284
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,108
WOMAN: Granny?
285
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,011
Granny!
Oh, hi!
286
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,048
Oh, it's so good
to see you!
287
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,883
My little girl!
288
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,952
I see
you've met John.
289
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,088
No, I don't believe
I have.
290
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,523
Oh, Granny,
this is my fianc,
291
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,092
John Bourgignon.
292
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,027
Oh!
How do you do?
293
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:18,331
Oh, what a handsome young man!
294
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,202
I hope you will both
be as happy
295
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,873
as your grandfather
and I were.
296
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,089
John!
297
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,356
Aaah!
298
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,859
Are you okay?
I'm--I'm sorry.
299
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,028
I'm very sorry,
Mrs. Reese, very sorry.
300
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,096
That's all right.
301
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:52,132
He's just been
real tired recently.
302
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:55,002
He's been working so hard.
He's just exhausted.
303
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,137
Where's Dad?
304
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,272
He's still on the phone,
talking to Washington.
305
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,142
You know how it is
in Washington.
306
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,912
I'm sorry I'm late, everyone.
307
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,646
I always say you can
call me anything,
308
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,348
but don't call me
late for dinner.
309
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,150
Ha ha ha ha!
310
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,585
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
311
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,021
Ha ha ha!
Ha--huh-huh--
312
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,956
Yeah.
313
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,058
Mother, it's good to see you!
314
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,226
You're looking
wonderful as ever.
315
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,593
Hi, honey.
316
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,896
Hello, baby.
Hello, Daddy.À
317
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,597
Hello, Mr. Reese.
318
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,667
Yeah.
319
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:31,271
Daddy, John and Chick's business
is really improving now.
320
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,174
You think that's
gonna make you enough money
321
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,176
to support my daughter,
driving a limousine?
322
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,145
Yes, sir, I do.
323
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,313
That and I also
supplement my income
324
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,349
by drumming part-time.
325
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,651
As a matter of fact,
I'll be performing tonight.
326
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,254
Wonderful.
You hang out in nightclubs.
327
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,922
No, sir.
It's not really
a nightclub.
328
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,091
How much money
do you make a year?
329
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,193
Wouldn't you rather
talk about this in private?
330
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,995
No.
( Buzzer )
331
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,931
I'll get it.
Who could be at the back door?
332
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,033
That'd be probably
my best man, Chick
333
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,301
and his date.
334
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,336
I invited him, Daddy.
335
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,239
I was saying, how much money
do you make in a year?
336
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,709
Oh, in a year...
337
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,313
I would say anywhere
from 30 to, um...
338
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,715
11,000 a year, sir.
339
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,250
But I invest very heavily
in stocks.
340
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,086
Stocks.
Oh, yes.
341
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,453
Who's your investor?
342
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,123
It's, um...
you wouldn't know him.
343
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,325
Really?
No.
344
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,328
What's that name?
I know a lot of small firms.
345
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,198
Oh, they're just,
they're new, almost.
346
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:35,235
And, uh, they go
by the name of, uh...
347
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:39,739
of, uh, Smith and Barney
and there's Andy and--
348
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,474
Aaah!
349
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,211
I'm very sorry.
350
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,213
You clumsy ox!
351
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,315
Do you see
what you did?!
352
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,482
He didn't mean
to break the chair.
353
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,251
He's too fat!
354
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,485
I'm sorry.
355
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,756
I'm very sorry
about the chair, sir.
356
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,026
A little Crazy Glue
will fix that right up.
357
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,995
Here's my friend Chick Leff now
and--and his date.
358
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,430
Hi, everybody.
Thanks for the invite.
359
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,433
Oh, this is Misty.
Hi.
360
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,401
Oh, soup.
361
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,071
Pretty fancy place here,
huh?
362
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,372
Yes, it looks great.
363
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,075
Uh, you have
a half hour left.
364
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,010
It's up to you if you
want to get off or not.
365
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,411
Ohh!
366
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,180
( Whispers )
Cool it.
367
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,549
GIRL:
Do you know how ridiculous
you people look?
368
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:27,120
Oh, hello, darling.
Patty's here now!
369
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,322
I hate you people.
I hate all of you.
370
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,091
She doesn't
mean this.
371
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,026
But your day
of reckoning
will come!
372
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,127
And when it does,
373
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,495
I hope you get
what you deserve!
374
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,135
That's my daughter Patty.
She's the youngest.
375
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,305
Probably just a phase
she's going through.
376
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,440
If you like,
I'll talk to her.
I'm more her age.
377
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,743
Jesus, I need a drink.
I gotta make a martini.
378
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,046
He's been under
a lot of strain lately.
379
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,814
That's all right,
Mrs. Reese.
380
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,317
Stress has been known
to turn people into
complete shitheads.
381
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,320
Not your husband,
per se, uh, but...
382
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,823
( Doorbell )
I'll get it.
383
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,459
Maybe the wedding
will help to...
384
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,128
bring everybody
closer together.
385
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,063
Oh, yeah?
386
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,132
Weddings are like that.
387
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,467
Mrs. REESE:
Misty, your pimp
is here to see you.
388
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,137
Uh-oh.
389
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,540
WOMAN:
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
390
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,243
Come on, ladies,
let's run.
391
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,512
Run, run,
run, run, run...
392
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,218
The new recruits
sure look good.
393
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,354
Sun Yi showed great foresight
setting us up here.
394
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,489
Mind control
by way of the body.
395
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,591
Such empty minds,
396
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,861
crying out
for fulfillment.
397
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,397
I'd like to fulfill
that one in the red.
398
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,569
LEADER: Be tough, be strong,
your body is your best friend...
399
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,505
I claim my divine right...
400
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,508
ALL:
I claim my divine right...
401
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,277
...to material stuff...
402
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,147
...to material stuff...
403
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,182
...before someone else does.
404
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:05,185
...before someone else does.
405
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:08,388
My body, my mind,
my money...
406
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:12,125
ALL: Sun Yi.
407
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,194
Sun...
408
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,829
Okay, okay, that's enough.
Let's get down to business.
409
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,531
Murray, you got
a cigarette?
Yeah, here.
410
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,233
Let me have the regional
financial report.
411
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,634
It's not great news.
412
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,271
I told you, we're gonna have
a lot of bad publicity
413
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,205
from the Reese interview.
414
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,375
Transmissions have been
very clear on this.
415
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,278
The obstacle must be removed.
416
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:34,414
Angela, initiate Plan A.
417
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,416
Yes, Your Holiness.
418
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,850
Plan A.
419
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,856
Get the big guy
in the green limousine.
420
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,242
CHICK: Hi, guys.
421
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,544
Cut the small talk,
you're late!
422
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,446
I've been playin' pocket pool
up there for 15 minutes!
423
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,580
I got a grand opening today!
424
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,382
Awright, awright.
Where to, Sal?
425
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,318
3rd and Elsmere.
Mr. Hound Dog.
426
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,452
The hot dog people?
427
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,254
Yeah, they want the boys
to walk around
428
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,622
wearing sandwich boards.
429
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,957
It's not a bad idea.
Did you talk to Reese?
430
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,926
No, sorry.
I haven't had a chance.
431
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,329
Would you talk to him, Johnny?
This is important to me.
432
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,563
Yeah, I will.
433
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,465
Could you drop me off
on the way?
434
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,634
Yes, I would mind, actually.
Would you drive?!
435
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,568
Awright!
436
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,713
( Drums play
disco beat )
437
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,519
* You stick by
yi-yi-yi-yi *
438
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,489
* By my love
439
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,924
* Oh, oh, oh, oh
440
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,362
* My love
441
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,963
Hey, John?
442
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,431
* Yeah
443
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,300
What would you think
444
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,303
if we put like
a flat gray on the wall
445
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,973
and then maybe a Chinese red
lacquer trim on the molding?
446
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,641
Do you think
that'd be good?
447
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,009
* Yeah, yeah
448
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,344
* Yeah
449
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,380
Yeah. I do, too.
450
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,316
* Yeah, by my love
451
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,387
* With my love
452
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,390
* By yi-yi-yi-yi
453
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,425
* By my love
454
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,759
What?
455
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,661
John, did you hear
anything I was saying?
456
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,398
No. I'm practicing.
457
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,966
C'mon, Nance,
I'm practicing.
458
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,635
Yeah, but you've been
practicing all day long.
459
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,304
I know. I'm bad.
460
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,471
What do you mean,
you're bad?
461
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,340
You're the greatest.
462
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,008
You're a great drummer.
463
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,377
You tell that
to the guys tonight.
464
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,546
I think it's amazing what you do
with all these things.
465
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,980
What you do with
your little foot there...
466
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,549
I know,
it is amazing.
467
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,451
What you do with these--
468
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,286
what do you call 'em,
drumstick things?
469
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,787
Drumstick things.
That's very good.
470
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,056
Why don't you show me
how to use 'em?
471
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,791
No, no, no.
This takes years--
C'mon.
472
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,560
It takes years
to play this.
473
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,794
Show me.
474
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,563
No, I can't.
I gotta get ready to go.
475
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,064
Tell you what--
put 'em in your hands.
476
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,699
Why don't you just
sit down and play.
477
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,468
Go nuts, all right?
Have fun.
478
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,303
I gotta get ready.
479
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,748
( Playing snappy beat )
480
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,598
Gimme those things!
481
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,032
Don't ever do that again!
482
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:41,434
Sheesh!
483
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,408
( Women talking
and laughing )
484
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,687
Excuse me.
I'm lookin' for
a guy named Skipper.
485
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,489
I'm a guy named Skipper.
486
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,625
Damion, take that tablecloth
off there, will ya?
487
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,427
It's all bloody,
it looks terrible!
488
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,697
And I want baby blue spots
in all those fixtures!
489
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,099
Now get to it!
I'm trying!
490
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,868
Yes?
I'm John Bourgignon
from the Musician's Union.
491
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:19,372
Well, you tell those people
to take me off that Unfair List!
492
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,741
It's unfair to me,
I didn't do a damn thing.
493
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,476
I don't know
anything about that.
494
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,711
I'm just a drummer.
495
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,879
Oh, thank God
you're here.
496
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:30,917
Here's the costume.
The dressing room
is right back there.
497
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,487
Damion, be a dear
and get me a cup of coffee.
498
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,922
I'm only
one person!
499
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,625
I'm sorry.
I can't wear this.
500
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,660
Look at the Gross
National Product.
501
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,662
Well, in times
of inflation--
502
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,464
We've gotta go back
to the Gold Standard.
503
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,471
( Lowers voice )
How ya doin'?
504
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,105
Hi, how are ya?
505
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,707
Yo.
506
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,480
Yeah.
507
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,884
( Excited screaming )
508
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,188
I don't know about this.
509
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,491
I've heard those ladies
can get pretty rough.
510
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,892
Come on, it's a job.
511
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,595
They're women--
what can happen?
512
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,565
( Disco music plays )
513
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,933
( Women screaming )
514
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,158
Aaaaah!
515
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,830
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
516
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,481
You leave her alone!
517
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,949
Come on, come on!
518
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,491
Will you guys
help me out?!
519
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,496
You big bully!
You big bully!
520
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,465
Oooh!
521
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,574
He can't do that!
522
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,523
( Siren blares )
523
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:07,006
JUDGE:
Since most of you gentlemen
are not strangers to this court,
524
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,710
you know exactly
what kind of behavior
I will tolerate.
525
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,813
Any breach of courtroom protocol
526
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,883
will receive
the maximum penalty.
527
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,851
Am I understood?
528
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,623
Okay, let's get this over with.
529
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,024
We'll start at this end.
530
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,661
Approach the bench
and state your case.
531
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,267
( Defendant
talking )
532
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,839
What are you
doing here?
533
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,041
I set fire
to my family.
534
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,313
( Chuckling )
535
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,984
Oh, Jesus,
536
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,120
he set fire
to his family.
537
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,988
Oh, my God!
538
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,991
How ya doin'?
539
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,728
I dunno. I don't think
I'm doin' too good.
540
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,029
Right. Right.
541
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:05,665
Listen, you got
any 'ludes?
542
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,899
What?
543
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,735
'Ludes.
544
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,770
Shut up.
There's a cop.
545
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,672
How about some reefer?
546
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:13,906
Just relax,
will ya?
547
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,008
Toot. Ya got
any toot?
Shh!
548
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,345
Listen, I'm freaked.
549
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,880
I'm freakin' out,
I'm not gonna make it.
550
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,615
Get outta my pocket!
551
00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:24,751
We're all freakin' out here.
Just relax, will ya?
552
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,819
Okay.
Get some control of yourself!
553
00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:27,954
Think positive.
You'll be all right.
554
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,021
All right.
555
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,890
This guy over here,
556
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,760
he just set fire
to his entire family,
for God's sakes!
557
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,895
Just don't look at him.
558
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:38,631
You're gonna be fine.
Just relax, all right?
559
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,132
Right.
560
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:41,734
Be positive.
I'm right here
if you need me.
561
00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:44,370
Easy.
562
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,739
Where did our
public defender go?
563
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,708
Right here, Your Honor.
564
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:49,776
Oh, my God!
565
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,143
Think positive.
566
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,679
You don't even
know the case!
567
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:53,913
I know the law.
568
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,015
Would you like to
consult with your client?
569
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,717
I would like
a change of venue.
570
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,886
Denied. Proceed.
571
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,754
I request
a summary dismissal.
572
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,956
Can you support
that motion?
573
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,825
Yes, indeed I can.
574
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:06,959
There are thousands
of criminals
575
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,929
roaming all over the streets
just as guilty as my client.
576
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,163
Why pick on him?
577
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,932
What the hell
are you saying?!
578
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,834
Motion denied.
579
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,103
Your Honor, I would very much
like to have another lawyer,
580
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:18,738
because this one
is not to my satisfaction--
581
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:20,139
Shh. Shh.
582
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,942
Your Honor, I would like you
to disqualify yourself.
583
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,811
On what grounds?
584
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,445
On the grounds that
you've got a bad attitude.
585
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:27,747
A bad attitude?!
586
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,082
Denied!
Counselor--
587
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:33,085
Okay. May we
approach the bench,
please?
588
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,055
Yes.
589
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,724
Don't blow this.
590
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,191
All right,
don't worry.
591
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:42,061
May we speak
off the record here?
592
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,964
The proceedings so far
are real depressing.
593
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,099
I wanted to ask you,
do you have a toot?
594
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,968
A 'lude? Reefer?
Anything?
What the--?!
595
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,837
You are out of order!
I'm out of order?
596
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,404
You'r out of order!
597
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,774
This whole court
is out of order!
598
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,109
Twenty days
in the County Jail
for contempt!
599
00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,846
This is worse than Attica!
Attica, that's right!
600
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,214
Attica! Attica!
Attica! Attica!
601
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,183
Attica! Attica!
Order! Order!
602
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,153
Attica! Attica! Attica!
603
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,155
Order in the court!
604
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,732
I mean, I'm cool.
605
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,835
I mean, I'm outta here.
606
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,036
Yeah.
607
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:27,273
You see, I,
Muhammed Jerome Willy,
608
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,141
have a plan.
609
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,143
Yeah.
610
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,746
See, Muhammed ain't
goin' to the joint.
611
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,047
No.
612
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,983
I'm a three-time loser,
man.
613
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:40,219
I mean, I'm gonna
do some time for this one.
614
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,857
And I don't feel like
dyin' in jail.
615
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,759
Hmm.
616
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,962
You with me?
617
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,230
What?
618
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,165
Are you with me?
619
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,901
What do you mean?
620
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,870
We outta here.
You with me?
621
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,505
Oh, no.
622
00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:02,174
You gotta be crazy.
I'm not goin' with you.
623
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,976
You go yourself.
624
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,545
You're a murderer,
I'm just a--
625
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,047
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean--
626
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,782
Ohh!
627
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,284
I make my move,
you best keep up.
You dig?
628
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:14,220
I dig very much, sir.
629
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:18,057
No, wait!
I changed my mind!
630
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:19,558
Please! I don't
wanna go with you!
631
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,127
I can't!
I'll never keep up!
632
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:24,096
( Sirens blare )
633
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,885
Let's go.
634
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,922
Oh, no. No. no...
635
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:51,924
Aaah!
636
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,895
( Dogs barking )
637
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,341
( Sirens continue )
638
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,027
WOMAN:
Who is it?
639
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:31,097
It's me, baby.
Open up.
640
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:34,901
Muhammed,
what are you doing here?
641
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:35,767
What do you mean,
what am I doing here?
642
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,603
I'm here to see you.
You look good, baby.
643
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,138
How about a little sugar?
Never mind the sugar.
644
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,140
I don't have any time.
I'm running late.
645
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,042
Do you think
I could borrow
a hacksaw?
646
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,944
Who's the surfer?
647
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,145
I just want to
cut this off,
and I'm gone.
648
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,214
Later.
Sit down.
Ohhh!
649
00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:49,648
Baby, you look good.
650
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,083
What are you
doing in handcuffs?!
651
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,319
I got busted.
It's a long story.
652
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,021
That's it.
Get out of my house.
653
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,923
I'm not harboring
escaped criminals.
654
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,290
Do you have
an acetylene torch
I could borrow?
655
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,292
Sit down!
656
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,661
Listen to how the woman talks
to the man that pays the rent.
657
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:04,430
In your dreams.
658
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,198
You never
paid my rent
in your life!
659
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,666
Well, look,
I was gone.
660
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,135
I just never
got around to it.
661
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,937
It looks good, baby.
662
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,306
Hey--what's this?
663
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,042
Nothing.
664
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,910
It looks like
a suitcase to me!
665
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:19,045
You don't want to know.
Don't get involved.
666
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,312
Hey, baby. Baby.
667
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,148
Now, where my baby goin'?
668
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:24,083
I got a date.
669
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,384
See?
It's just a date.
670
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,686
A date?
Looks more serious
than a date!
671
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,455
Looks more like
an overnight trip!
672
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,058
Who you been seein'
behind my back?
673
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,692
Look, it's probably
just a pajama party.
674
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,694
A bunch of girl
get together,
675
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,196
they play some records,
they have some popcorn.
676
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:40,666
Francine,
get out here, now!
677
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:43,035
I'll come out
when I feel like it!
678
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,370
Be gentle
with the woman.
679
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,005
Women like
when you're gentle.
680
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:47,273
I'm gentle, it worked
for me all the time.
681
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,207
I'm tellin' ya,
it--it--
682
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,644
I'll just
shut the fuck
right up.
683
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,281
I don't belong to you.
I don't belong to anyone.
684
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:56,715
And I advise you
to get out of here
685
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,350
before heÀgets here.
686
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,152
Oh, lady, please reconsider.
687
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:01,954
You could help us, you know.
Before who gets here?
688
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:03,422
Before he gets here.
689
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,091
Look, I want him
to get here.
690
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,725
Matter of fact,
I'm in the mood for a fight.
691
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:09,161
I'm not afraid of him,
you, you, nobody.
692
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:11,497
And no woman talks
to Muhammed Jerome Willy
the way you been doin',
693
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,299
and especially
not in front of company!
694
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:16,702
I'm not impressed
with your company!
Now get out of here!
695
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:19,471
No woman, nobody
tells me to get out!
696
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,173
I'm tellin' ya
to get out!
697
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:27,513
I wish I could
take that back,
698
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:28,981
I didn't mean to say it.
699
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:30,682
I'm sorry I yelled.
700
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:33,085
What I wanted to say
was just...
701
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:34,486
that maybe we could all
sit down like adults
702
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,522
and just talk.
703
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,257
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry for yelling.
704
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:39,491
Fine.
705
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,427
Let's sit down
like adults.
706
00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,095
Let's just
sit down. Fine.
707
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,265
Ah.
708
00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:49,068
You're nothin'
but a goddamn lazy
no-good fool!
709
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,003
And you're nothin'
but a two-timin' bitch!
710
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:54,173
You're nothin' but trouble.
I hope they hang your ass!
711
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,008
Good, 'cause that's
just what they're gonna do!
712
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:58,177
Doesn't that
feel better now?
713
00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,411
Huh?
714
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,081
Let's get out of here.
Come on.
715
00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:05,184
We break out,
runnin' and hidin'
from the police,
716
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,019
come all the way over here
to see you...
717
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:09,155
Only reason we came over anyway
was to say goodbye.
718
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:13,225
That's why you came over?
To say goodbye?
719
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:15,194
You mean in the midst
of all that trouble
720
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,428
you came over to see me?
721
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,297
That's right.
722
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:20,199
But that's okay
because I'm ready
to face the heat.
723
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,168
I know the police are out there
with their machine guns
724
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,403
and helicopters,
and we gonna get blown away.
725
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,438
But that's all right too,
'cause we ready to die.
726
00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:28,240
No we're not.
727
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,209
But at least I got a chance
to behold my baby's face
728
00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,311
one last time.
729
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:34,213
Oh...
730
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:38,117
Listen to this here.
731
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,554
Muhammed,
don't go.
732
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,190
Say "please."
733
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,324
Please.
734
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,259
Please.
735
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:51,063
Oh, baby, I love
the way you say "please."
736
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,398
That was
a great "please."
737
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:54,266
You're so good
to Muhammed.
738
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,434
Oh...
739
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:58,504
did my big Muhammed
miss me?
740
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,472
Oh, baby,
Muhammed missed you.
741
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,075
How much did he miss me?
742
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:05,344
I missed the smell
of your hair,
743
00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:06,812
the taste of your neck...
744
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,547
Don't waste it.
745
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,249
Ohh!
746
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,185
Oh, no. Hey, man,
you got to go.
ÀWhy?
747
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,620
Now.
Ah, don't.
748
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,355
Out. Bye.
Ah, come on.
749
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,424
Thank you.
750
00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,392
Let's jump to it, baby.
751
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,495
About how long?
752
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,264
Not long, man--
get outta here!
753
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,249
MUHAMMED:
Oh, baby. Oh, baby!
754
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:44,816
Unh! Unh!
755
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,219
Yes! Unh!
756
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,122
FRANCINE:
Oh, it's been so long...
757
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,858
( Both moaning )
758
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,535
( Banging against door )
759
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,571
FRANCINE:
Oh, Muhammed,
you thrill me!
760
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,640
More! More! More!
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
761
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,914
You're so good,
you're so good....
762
00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:17,349
Oh, baby...
763
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,887
( Panting )
764
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,929
Can I give you
a hand there?
Would ya?
765
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,199
Just hold this
while I open the door.
766
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,669
( Muhammed and Francine
moaning and yelling )
767
00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,457
Thanks.
768
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,392
Yeah, sure.
769
00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,663
Push! Push! Push!
Push! Push! Push!
770
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,698
Push! Push!
771
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,900
Baby!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaahhhh!
772
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,472
Oh, you're the king!
You're the king!
773
00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:15,507
Ohh! Ohh!
774
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,311
Muhammed?
775
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,348
Muhammed?
776
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:24,683
Aaaaaah!
Oh, my God!
What's wrong?
777
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,618
He's dead!
ÀWhat?
778
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,719
He's dead!
Oh, my God, he's dead!
779
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,488
He's what?
780
00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:32,258
Dead! Aaaaah!!!!
781
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,654
Chick. Yeah, it's me, John.
782
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,456
I'm in a little bit
of trouble here.
783
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:07,259
I wonder if you could
come down here real quickly.
784
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,462
Yeah, I'm at, uh...
785
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,700
Okay, boys, last call.
786
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,436
I'll have
another draft,
please.
787
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,539
And, uh, another screwdriver
for my friend.
788
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,441
What's the matter
with your friend?
789
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:25,411
Ah, just--
just still meditating.
790
00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,546
He looks
drunk as a skunk
to me.
791
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,980
Yeah.
792
00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,453
I just hope
rigor mortis
doesn't set in.
793
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,455
Whoa! Hey!
794
00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:39,024
Muhammed Jerome Willy!
795
00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:41,059
My man, look out!
796
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:44,296
What's happenin',
blood? Huh?
797
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,732
Hey, man, it's me,
Wallace Jefferson,
798
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,534
you remember me.
799
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,502
Draft beer for you
800
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:53,739
and a screwdriver
for Mr. Personality.
801
00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,541
Hey, man,
802
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,576
you remember
Maurice Walker,
the car thief?
803
00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,611
Ha ha ha! He's dead!
804
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,414
Yeah, his old lady threw him
down an elevator shaft.
805
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,815
Musta happened three,
four years ago...
806
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:05,751
Chick! Where
in the hell were you?!
What's up?
807
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,454
( Continues talking )
808
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,056
This guy next to me
is dead.
He's what?!
809
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,492
He's dead!
Who's the other guy?
810
00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:16,395
I don't know.
Did you bring it?
Yeah.
811
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,797
Just cut--
cut this off.
812
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,567
So how you been,
Muhammed?
813
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,336
You was always the--
This cat's always
the life of party.
814
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:26,338
Really? Funny
you say that.
815
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,574
Oh, yeah. You can
always depend on Muhammed.
816
00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:31,076
This is my main man.
You in good company, Jack.
817
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,745
Ha ha! We were just
talkin' about ya.
818
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,747
You have mellowed out
a lot, man.
819
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,349
That's good, brother,
that's good.
820
00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,617
Same thing with me, too.
821
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,852
Are you still
with Francine? Huh?
822
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:43,622
I been meanin'
to talk to you about that.
823
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:45,624
That's a heckuva woman
you got there.
824
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,626
Personally, I never thought
you had the energy for her.
825
00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:49,628
But I can see
you done mellowed out now.
826
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,564
You're cool,
and that's good, brother,
827
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:55,534
because we get older,
we gotta start thinking
about our future, man.
828
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:56,568
You know?
829
00:38:58,370 --> 00:38:59,638
What you
lookin' at, bro?
830
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,072
I'll tell you
all about it later.
831
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,140
I just want
to get out of here.
832
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,509
I feel kind of funny
833
00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:05,477
just leaving him
sit there like that.
834
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,579
Well, at least
he's with his friend.
835
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,448
By the way,
Nancy set up a meeting
836
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,383
between Ed Reese and Sal
for tomorrow.
837
00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:13,385
I can't make it,
I'm exhausted.
838
00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:14,920
You gotta cover for me.
839
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,389
Awright, get some rest.
I'll cover for you.
840
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,491
Pal, I owe you
for this.
841
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,568
SAL: N ice tits,
huh, Congressman?
842
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:33,505
I'm sorry, I meant
to say breasts.
843
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,742
That was very crass,
I'm sorry.
844
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:38,677
NANCY: Y our wife was
a very beautiful woman,
845
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,579
Mr. DiPasquale.
846
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,913
Yes, she was, Nancy.
847
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,915
She certainly was.
848
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,717
See, she--
849
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,619
She wanted to be
an actress.
850
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:50,589
I was a very important
film director at that time--
851
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,924
a very important,
prominent movie director--
852
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,927
and she was using me
to get to the top.
853
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,663
And that...
854
00:39:57,663 --> 00:40:01,533
that hurt me very,
very deeply.
855
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,835
Let's get this thing
started, shall we?
856
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,171
I have other things
on my agenda this evening.
857
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:07,739
I'm sure you do,
Congressman.
858
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,841
I mean, what with
runnin' for president and all.
859
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,444
Please have a seat.
Nancy?
860
00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:14,713
Aprs vous,
as they say in Paris.
861
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:17,683
I'll get some champagne,
862
00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:19,585
because...
863
00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,755
...I wanna propose
a toast.
864
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:26,925
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
865
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:33,632
To a very
successful campaign...
866
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:36,702
and an equally
successful marriage.
867
00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:43,842
That's warm!
868
00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,611
I just picked it up,
869
00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,479
I didn't have
a chance to chill it.
870
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,214
It's not bad.
I think it's French.
871
00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:52,017
I hope you understand,
Mr. DiPasquale,
872
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:56,021
I like the idea of capturing
my daughter's wedding on film.
873
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,790
I think the American public
would enjoy seeing
874
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,793
the daughter of
a prominent politician
875
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,763
marry an ordinary,
hard-working American boy.
876
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,766
But I'm not at all
acquainted with your work,
877
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,267
and on first impression,
878
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,837
I'm not at all impressed
by your lifestyle
879
00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,605
or your character.
880
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,542
Hmm.
881
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,243
NANCY:
Why don't we just
take a look
882
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,546
at Mr. DiPasquale's film,
Daddy?
883
00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,615
That's a wonderful idea,
Congressman.
884
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:24,916
Why don't we
look at the film?
885
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,685
Chick?
886
00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,654
Huh? Oh.
887
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,723
'Cause I think
my work speaks
for itself.
888
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:33,992
Get the lights
while you're back there,
Chick.
889
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:42,668
*
890
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:44,536
Kee-yah!
891
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,876
Kung Fu U.!!!
892
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,980
This was
a very difficult film
to put together.
893
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,048
Hey, young fella.
Listen--
894
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,818
Why don't you try out
some of our other facilities?
895
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,953
We've got a lot
of facilities here,
896
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,855
like, well,
the Athletic Department.
897
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,024
And there's
a wonderful library.
Yes, I know.
898
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,859
Why don't you
check them out
when you get a chance?
899
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,861
I'll do that.
Now just beat it.
900
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,297
Thank you very much.
See you tonight.
901
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:15,667
So the Korean said, "Lice?
I thought you meant rice!"
902
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,803
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
903
00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:19,905
Ohh! Oh, that's funny.
904
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,277
( clatter )
905
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:45,296
Hey, you, freshman!
Go get me some food!
906
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,998
Snap to it!
907
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:48,634
Chou.
908
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,143
That scene there
was critically acclaimed
909
00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,845
in papers
across this country.
910
00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:01,713
The reviewers ate it up.
911
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,915
We must teach them a lesson.
912
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,985
Seduce her!
913
00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:09,888
Can't you read the sign?
No seducing in the cafeteria!
914
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:12,624
A-ha ha ha ha ha!
915
00:43:12,624 --> 00:43:13,925
Now you'll pay the piper!
916
00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,832
( Kung fu screams )
917
00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:31,977
Me-me-me-me-me-me!
918
00:43:35,647 --> 00:43:37,082
It was very big
in France.
919
00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:50,128
Okay...
920
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,997
All rightie...
921
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,935
Now I gotcha!
922
00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:58,837
And up! And together!
923
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,405
And one and two
and one and--
924
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,007
Take that!
925
00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:05,076
There you go!
Goin' south!
926
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:06,678
All right, you--
927
00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:08,680
You wanna play rough, huh?
928
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,448
Take that!
And that! And that!
929
00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:11,683
Okay! Hunh! Hunh! Hunh!
930
00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:13,084
REESE:
I've seen enough.
931
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:15,854
I thought that's all
it would take.
932
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,825
Nancy, honey,
933
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,893
will you wait for me
down in the limousine?
934
00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,796
Let me talk
a little business
to Mr. DiPasquale.
935
00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:26,765
That's a good idea,
Congressman.
936
00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:28,099
I won't be long, baby.
937
00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,201
Take him with you,
will ya?
938
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:32,070
Nice meetin' you, Nancy.
939
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,005
Chick, go on.
940
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:39,410
So, uh, Congressman,
where should we start here?
941
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:42,213
I have some marvelous ideas
about the procession itself,
942
00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:43,849
but if you wanna talk money,
943
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,116
then maybe
we should talk budget.
944
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,852
I wouldn't give you
a wooden nickel
945
00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,987
to film my daughter's wedding.
946
00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:51,422
I think this whole
wedding idea
947
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,424
is a very bum idea.
948
00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:57,128
I--I'm sorry
to hear ya say that,
Congressman.
949
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:59,765
I didn't really
wanna have to do this,
950
00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:01,867
but, you know, I gotta--
951
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:04,836
Have you ever heard
of the Del Marino Motel?
952
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,073
What are you
talking about?
953
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,008
Well, it might
be coincidental,
954
00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,978
but I got a property...
955
00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:16,514
...and, uh, it seems
to have your name on it.
956
00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:19,184
Unless, of course,
there's a different Ed Reese.
957
00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:22,187
I thought you might
wanna take a look at it.
958
00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,907
( Dogs barking )
959
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,978
CHICK: Calling Limo One.
960
00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:50,115
This is Dispatch.
Come in, Limo One.
961
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:53,785
JOHN:
Yeah, this is Limo One.
We only got one limo.
962
00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:57,022
Whaddya want, Chick?
963
00:45:57,022 --> 00:46:00,491
Don't forget to
get over to the
aerobics clinic tonight.
964
00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:02,193
That lady asked for you
specifically.
965
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,329
Yeah, all right.
966
00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:06,064
I'm gonna go to Mom's
and grab a burger.
967
00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:07,966
Haven't been there
in years.
968
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:10,035
I've had a craving
for burgers all day.
969
00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:12,303
A nice, quiet meal
at Mom's.
970
00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:15,240
( Clank )
971
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,938
Ohh! Ha ha!
972
00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:48,874
What are you doing
to my head, sir?
973
00:46:48,874 --> 00:46:50,241
I will pay for this,
974
00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:52,310
I will pay for any inconvenience
or damage done to you.
975
00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:03,154
( Rock music blares )
976
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:43,194
( Music stops )
977
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,097
What happened
to the music?!
978
00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:48,299
Music!
Come on!
979
00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:53,038
I don't like
purple-headed faggots
jumpin' up and down.
980
00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:56,641
Hey, why don't you
just leave us alone?
981
00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:59,410
What are you supposed to be,
a rooster or somethin'?
982
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,279
Gentlemen, please!
Ladies!
983
00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:03,148
Come on!
984
00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,350
Have we forgotten
our own youth?
985
00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:07,953
You don't remember
the '60s?
986
00:48:07,953 --> 00:48:10,055
How rebellious
our music was?
987
00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:11,990
Have you forgotten
acid rock?
988
00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:14,059
Jimi Hendrix!
Woodstock!
989
00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:16,427
And as far as the hair goes,
990
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:19,330
didn't our own long hair
turn a few heads?
991
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:22,200
Really. Y'know,
we should appreciate
992
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,702
another generation's
cultural movement!
993
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,637
( Spits )
Fuck you,
hippie!
994
00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:32,077
Fuck you, hippie?
995
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:36,081
Fuck you, hippie...
996
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:39,184
You know, I would accept that
from anyone else but you,
997
00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:41,052
you fucking rooster-head.
998
00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:42,253
( Spits )
999
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,955
Ohh.
1000
00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:47,092
I expect that from you...
1001
00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:49,127
but you owe me
an apology!
1002
00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:52,297
He's right.
1003
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:57,202
CROWD: "S"...
1004
00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,503
"O"...
1005
00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,105
"R"...
1006
00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:02,273
"R"...
1007
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,109
"Y."
1008
00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:07,512
S-o-r-r-y.
"Sorry.
1009
00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:10,415
"Period.
1010
00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:12,117
The end."
1011
00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:17,122
Huh-huh-huh-huh....
1012
00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:19,257
You know what?
1013
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,993
We've got a failure
to communicate.
1014
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,728
That's what it is.
1015
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:28,066
Now, I could stay here
all day long,
1016
00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:30,268
and I could take
each one of you on,
one at a time.
1017
00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,337
But I'm not going to.
1018
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:36,041
I'm going to leave you
with one thought...
1019
00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:38,709
..this simple message.
1020
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:44,282
I still believe in it,
because this is right.
1021
00:49:44,282 --> 00:49:46,551
I love all of you...
1022
00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:49,020
my brothers and sisters.
1023
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,189
Peace.
1024
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:55,260
I'm leaving.
1025
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:57,128
Peace.
1026
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:06,471
Hey, bowling ball.
1027
00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:19,284
( Starts car )
1028
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:01,426
*
TAPE:
Higher, higher,
1029
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:04,095
lift and reach, reach,
1030
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:06,097
reach for you
and reach for me,
1031
00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:07,798
reach for money
and success,
1032
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,500
and reach!
1033
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,537
( Cash resister
sound effect )
1034
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:15,240
Reach...
1035
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,242
good. Here comes our boy.
1036
00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:18,576
Set everything up.
1037
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,446
This could prove
to be very interesting.
1038
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,414
John: Excuse me--
1039
00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:34,559
Excuse me,
sorry to bother ya.
1040
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,294
Limousine time!
1041
00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,595
( chuckles )
1042
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,364
Take 'em more often.
1043
00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:44,269
Hi. Excuse me.
Did you order--
1044
00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:47,138
Ooh. I'm, uh...
1045
00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,207
limousine, uh...
1046
00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,142
i'll wait here.
1047
00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:52,577
I'll just wait here.
1048
00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:00,518
Limousine!
Ah!
1049
00:52:00,518 --> 00:52:02,620
Ha! Sorry.
1050
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,190
I got the limousine
right out front.
1051
00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:06,857
I'm a little early,
i'm very sorry.
1052
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,593
Whenever you're ready,
right out front.
1053
00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:10,261
Come in for a second.
1054
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:11,396
Come in?
1055
00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:18,503
This is our driver.
1056
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,939
Hi. John bourgignon.
1057
00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:23,908
Bruno. Hi.
Pleased to meet ya.
1058
00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:25,310
I'm clarence.
1059
00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:27,212
Clarence.
How are ya?
Nice to meet you.
1060
00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:28,546
So, where we goin'
this evening?
1061
00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,617
Where are we going
this evening?
1062
00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,586
Where?
We're going out.
1063
00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:38,189
We'll tell you
on the way there.
1064
00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:39,690
How about
a drink, john?
1065
00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,526
Not for me, thanks.
I'm driving.
1066
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:45,296
We insist. Just one drink
before we start our evening.
1067
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,198
I really can't.
It's company policy.
1068
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:49,334
Oh, please, john,
you must have one.
1069
00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:51,502
I can't break
that company policy.
1070
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,504
Go ahead,
break it.
1071
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:55,906
Cheers.
1072
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,508
Cheers.
1073
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,510
Bad luck if you
don't all clink.
1074
00:53:02,347 --> 00:53:03,414
Ah.
1075
00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:07,585
We'll have ours later.
I see.
1076
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,687
Does it come
in that bottle?
1077
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,422
I'd like to get
the name of that.
1078
00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:13,224
I'm havin' a little party
later on.
1079
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:14,692
How are you feeling?
1080
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,694
Me? I--
1081
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:20,665
I don't feel
very good.
1082
00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:22,367
Why don't you
sit down, john?
1083
00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:23,634
Thank you, I will.
1084
00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:26,237
I kinda gulped it
a little fast there.
1085
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,938
I shouldn't do that.
1086
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,241
I've done that
since I was a kid,
1087
00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:31,642
i have this bad habit.
1088
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:33,344
Ohh...
1089
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:35,446
ohh.
1090
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:38,015
Just relax, john.
1091
00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,617
All right.
1092
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:44,021
Look at the girls
lovely, long-Limbed bodies.
1093
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:49,960
John, someone wants to
take the bodies away.
1094
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,497
No! You gotta be kidding!
Those bodies?
1095
00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:54,399
Not a chance.
1096
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,534
He is in our power.
1097
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:58,403
Show me something.
1098
00:53:58,403 --> 00:54:00,405
Is this a dream,
john?
1099
00:54:00,405 --> 00:54:02,307
I don't know.
1100
00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:04,475
I am the only one
on this planet,
1101
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:07,278
the only one
in the universe.
1102
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,414
I am your world,
john.
1103
00:54:09,414 --> 00:54:11,516
Okay, i'll buy that.
1104
00:54:11,516 --> 00:54:13,751
You'd do anything
for me, wouldn't you?
1105
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,420
Yeah, sure.
1106
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,788
Even kill your
future father-In-Law.
1107
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:19,490
Okay. Why not?
1108
00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:21,426
Bark like a dog.
1109
00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:22,993
Arf! Arf!
1110
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:25,463
Thank you, john,
that won't be necessary.
1111
00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:27,598
Very good dog, though.
Continue.
1112
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:30,568
Tomorrow you'll be going
to your wedding rehearsal.
1113
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:32,470
At a certain point
1114
00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:33,804
someone will
come up to you
1115
00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,806
with a playing card.
1116
00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:40,445
That card will be
the five of spades.
1117
00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:43,581
John, do you see this man?
1118
00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:45,383
Yes.
1119
00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:47,585
This man wants to
take away the bodies.
1120
00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:49,854
When you see this card,
1121
00:54:49,854 --> 00:54:52,757
you will kill
this man.
1122
00:54:52,757 --> 00:54:55,426
Grrr...
1123
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,463
arf! Arf!
1124
00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:00,665
Arf! Arf!
Heel. Heel!
1125
00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:03,100
See what you did?
Idiot!
1126
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:06,036
Arf! Arf!
Sit! Sit!
1127
00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:10,875
Mambo! Yeah!
1128
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,443
Sun yi:
What's this?!
1129
00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,878
That's not a killer,
that's a schmuck!
1130
00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,646
Angela:
Something has gone wrong.
1131
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:18,683
The hypnosis has magnified
his most juvenile traits.
1132
00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:21,352
Well, is he gonna
kill reese or not?
1133
00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:24,422
We won't know until he sees
the five of spades again.
1134
00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:28,726
( church bell ringing )
1135
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:37,067
That irresponsible bastard.
I'm gonna kill him!
1136
00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,570
Please, mr. Reese.
This is a house of worship.
1137
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,706
Oh, for god's sake.
Where is he?
1138
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:44,375
What's the real story,
you little weasel?
1139
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,677
I'm sure he had
a late fare.
1140
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,113
You don't realize
how hard he's been working.
1141
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:56,787
There he is now!
Hi, sweetheart.
1142
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:59,657
Where have you been?
I overslept.
1143
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,492
Now, let me
get this straight.
1144
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:03,494
Patty shows him
the five of spades.
1145
00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:06,130
And he either
turns into a killer
or a schmuck.
1146
00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,533
Why don't we all
assume our positions?
1147
00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:10,401
Has anyone seen patty?
1148
00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:11,902
I'll go find her.
1149
00:56:11,902 --> 00:56:13,538
Thanks, john.
1150
00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:18,809
Patty, what are you
doing here? Come on.
1151
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,445
John, would you sit down?
1152
00:56:20,445 --> 00:56:21,579
They're waitin'
out there.
1153
00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:22,913
Sit down!
1154
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,715
Ohh! What is it?
1155
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,917
I have something
that I have to show you.
1156
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:30,421
It's very important
that you see this.
1157
00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,690
It's a matter
of life and death.
1158
00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:34,124
What is it?
1159
00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:44,435
MINISTER: Okay,
1160
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:47,204
we'll start off with
"Dearly beloved" and all that,
1161
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:49,840
then we'll move
straight into the personal vows
1162
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,710
that Nancy and John
have written for themselves.
1163
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,513
Would you care to read those
so I'll know what to expect?
1164
00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:00,150
"I, Nancy,
1165
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:01,952
"take thee, John,
1166
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,955
"in soul and body,
Hmm...
1167
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:07,658
"and offer all my love to thee
1168
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:10,995
as our separate lives
merge into one."
1169
00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:12,229
Lovely.
1170
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:13,664
Wait, I'm not
quite done yet.
1171
00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,933
"With this ring,
1172
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:19,470
"a circle of
our precious love,
1173
00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:21,539
I thee wed."
1174
00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:24,008
Is that it?
1175
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:27,545
Yes. And then John
says his vows.
1176
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,547
John?
1177
00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:31,916
Huaaaah!
Let's consummate
the marriage now!
1178
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:34,785
Dive! Dive!
Bbbbrrh! Bbbbrrh!
1179
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:38,489
Yeah! It's hickey time!
1180
00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:41,659
He's acting like a schmuck!
He's not gonna kill anybody.
1181
00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,661
No, he's not.
He'll have to
be reprogrammed.
1182
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:44,895
What's he gonna do?
1183
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:45,963
There's no telling
what he'll do.
1184
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,965
Ha ha ha ha!
1185
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,735
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1186
00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,770
A little decorum, please!
1187
00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:54,905
Did you say decorum?
1188
00:57:54,905 --> 00:57:57,642
Did you say decorum?
1189
00:57:57,642 --> 00:58:00,578
That big word coming out
of this little cute mouth--
1190
00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:01,746
Say "decorum" again.
1191
00:58:01,746 --> 00:58:04,515
Decorum! Decorum!
1192
00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:05,983
I'm gonna put you up
on the mantel.
1193
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,686
You sit right there.
I wanna talk to everybody.
1194
00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:10,588
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
1195
00:58:10,588 --> 00:58:13,824
Patty, Nancy--I'd like
to talk about my dick!
1196
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,526
John, what are you doing?
1197
00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,995
It's about this wide.
( Gasps )
1198
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:21,832
I'm gonna kill him!
Who's "Dick"?!
1199
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,535
JOHN:
Like I keep tellin' ya,
I don't know.
1200
00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:26,003
I draw a blank.
I can't remember anything.
1201
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,838
What did I say
to that minister?
1202
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,907
You looked him
right in the eye
and said, "She's sexy."
1203
00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,676
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna kill myself.
1204
00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:35,613
Now, look,
this psychiatrist
we're going to is great.
1205
00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,682
In fact, he's the one
that cured Sal.
1206
00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:42,587
I gonna kill myself.
1207
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,589
Looks like
a mushroom.
1208
00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:45,956
MAN: You must have some fear.
1209
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:48,058
that's unspoken.
1210
00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:49,827
You must have some dream,
a recurrent nightmare...
1211
00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:51,629
What haunts you?
1212
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:53,698
A dream--
1213
00:58:53,698 --> 00:58:56,834
I got a dream that comes
almost every night or...
1214
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,335
every other night.
1215
00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:00,104
All right,
tell me about that.
1216
00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:04,308
Well, I don't know,
it's a little embarrassing.
1217
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:06,577
Y'know, it's one of
those dreams
1218
00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:08,278
you don't want
to talk about.
1219
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:11,315
You can trust me,
I'm a professional.
1220
00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:12,850
Yeah...
1221
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,652
Come on.
1222
00:59:14,652 --> 00:59:16,320
All right,
what the hell.
1223
00:59:17,988 --> 00:59:20,124
Well, I...
1224
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:22,793
It always starts
on this desert island,
1225
00:59:22,793 --> 00:59:28,666
and there's this
beautiful girl there...
1226
00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:31,769
I must admit, I am
kinda sexy in this dream.
1227
00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:34,338
Did you ever see
that mov The Blue Lagoon?
1228
00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:36,674
Well, it's kinda like that,
I guess.
1229
00:59:36,674 --> 00:59:38,876
I'm on this island
with this beautiful girl.
1230
00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:40,745
I don't know
how she got there,
1231
00:59:40,745 --> 00:59:43,113
but you can do
whatever you want
in a dream, right?
1232
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:45,349
I really, I think,
turn her on a lot.
1233
00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:48,052
But I'm not into that, y'know?
1234
00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:49,787
No--she wants games,
all the time.
1235
00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:55,125
She keeps on eating fruit
in front of me
1236
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,927
to show me that she's horny.
1237
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,163
Now, this drives me crazy.
1238
00:59:59,163 --> 01:00:02,099
But no--ha ha!--
I don't bite.
1239
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,137
We meet at our palace--
1240
01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:09,640
this palace that I built
on the beach.
1241
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,109
And I know that
this is the night--
1242
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:16,080
that it's got to be
the big confrontation.
1243
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,048
She wants it...
1244
01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:21,919
She's like a nymphomaniac
in heat, if that's possible.
1245
01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:24,021
That's the way she is.
1246
01:00:24,021 --> 01:00:26,657
I can't do it--
I just can't do it with her.
1247
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:29,026
No matter how much I want to,
I can't--
1248
01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:32,362
I gotta say no to he,
and it drives her crazy.
1249
01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:34,131
She's begging me,
she keeps begging me.
1250
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,066
But I won't allow it.
1251
01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:40,838
She keeps pounding
on the door,
driving me crazy.
1252
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:43,073
It's like a bad nightmare!
1253
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,943
At this point
I want to wake up
and I just can't!
1254
01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:47,211
"More! More! More!"
she screams...
1255
01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:51,081
More, I need you.
I want you"
1256
01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:54,819
But I can't so I go off
to be alone with my thoughts.
1257
01:00:54,819 --> 01:00:56,086
I'm alone, I'm alone,
I'm alone,
1258
01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:57,855
I'm alone, alone, alone...
1259
01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:02,793
( Continues )
1260
01:01:02,793 --> 01:01:05,830
Then I look up,
and I'm not alone anymore
1261
01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:08,198
and it's like the cast
and crew
of The Love Boat
1262
01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:09,700
all lookin' down,
laughin' at me!
1263
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,802
They're pointing and laughing,
1264
01:01:11,802 --> 01:01:13,704
and I'm standing there alone,
just...
1265
01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:16,406
holding that one
little thought in my hand.
1266
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:21,478
Aaah, I'm so embarrassed,
but I smile,
1267
01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:23,848
and I can't do anything!
1268
01:01:23,848 --> 01:01:25,883
And they're still laughing!
Oh, it's disgusting!
1269
01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:31,088
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
1270
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:32,422
Oh, that's funny!
Ha ha ha ha!
1271
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:36,260
Ha ha ha ha!
What's his problem?
1272
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,962
Oh, that's great.
Thanks a lot.
1273
01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:39,163
Thank you.
1274
01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:41,131
Thank you very much.
That's wonderful.
1275
01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,500
What do you
make of that,
Doctor?
1276
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,036
Well, if you want
my professional opinion,
1277
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:49,139
I think someone
has altered his mind.
1278
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,742
Altered his mind?
Why do you think that?
1279
01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:54,879
Well, his fear fantasy
is too vivid.
1280
01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:56,814
I don't trust that.
1281
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:59,016
See, I think you've
been put under
1282
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:01,919
some sort of
post-hypnotic suggestion.
1283
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:06,256
Like, you know,
the Amazing Kreskin?
1284
01:02:06,256 --> 01:02:08,793
No, it's not as simple
as just memorizing
1285
01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:10,828
a few names from
the Tonight Show audience.
1286
01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:12,162
I think your friend
1287
01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:14,264
has been put under
an actual spell.
1288
01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:16,166
There's only one way
to cure that.
1289
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,102
What's that?
1290
01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:20,905
To drop him on his head.
Drop me on my--
1291
01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:22,840
Aaaaah!!!
1292
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,177
I'm gonna drop you!
1293
01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:29,046
Doc, what are you doing?
1294
01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:31,281
This is scare therapy.
It's like curing the hiccups.
1295
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:33,984
You see that Pinto?
That's my target.
1296
01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:35,853
Is this gonna work?
1297
01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:38,789
I don't know,
but I bet the spell is gone.
1298
01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:40,190
So how do you feel--
nice and refreshed?
1299
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:42,092
I feel all right.
Good, good.
1300
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:43,861
Now, you talked to her--
what did she say?
1301
01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:45,129
Yeah. I talked to her
while you were in the shower.
1302
01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:47,197
She said she was
willing to meet you
here at the restaurant.
1303
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,233
That's it?
What else?
1304
01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:51,335
Look, you're lucky
you got that much out of her.
1305
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:53,303
Now, what are you
gonna say to her?
1306
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:54,972
I'm gonna
take your advice.
1307
01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:56,974
I'm gonna sit her down,
look her right in the eyes,
1308
01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,976
and lie my ass off.
1309
01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,277
Always works, Johnny.
1310
01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,883
There she is.
1311
01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:07,284
All right,
let's go.
1312
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,086
No, she looks pissed.
I'm gonna have a drink.
1313
01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:10,187
Me, too.
I'll have--
1314
01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:12,089
Get over there!
1315
01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:14,024
Why, Nance!
1316
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,225
( Chuckling )
1317
01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,894
Mind if I sit here?
1318
01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:19,930
Thank you.
1319
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,234
So...
1320
01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:26,603
so...
1321
01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:29,840
I have never
been so embarrassed
in my entire life.
1322
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,210
Well, why don't we leave?
We don't have to stay here.
1323
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,845
You don't like it?
I don't like it, either.
1324
01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:36,180
I don't even know
why I'm bothering
1325
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:37,882
to stay here
and talk to you.
1326
01:03:37,882 --> 01:03:40,017
Hey, gimme a break,
will ya? Let me explain.
1327
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:41,852
Give me a chance.
1328
01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:43,220
Five minutes,
that's all I want.
1329
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:44,955
All right?
Um-hmm.
1330
01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:46,924
Okay.
1331
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:49,026
You see...
1332
01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:52,196
I--I think I've really--
1333
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:55,199
I don't have any control
over myself anymore.
1334
01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:58,602
Ho! You can say that again!
1335
01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:01,138
My father wants
to kill you, John.
1336
01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:03,273
Sure.
You're frightening!
1337
01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:05,142
I don't even know
who you are anymore.
1338
01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:08,145
Neither do I.
Neither do I, Nancy,
1339
01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:10,214
and that's why I went
to a psychiatrist.
1340
01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:12,082
You did?
1341
01:04:12,082 --> 01:04:13,383
I didn't want
to tell you,
1342
01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,119
but yes, I went to
a psychiatrist.
1343
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,321
What did he say?
1344
01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:20,257
What did he--
he said that...
1345
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,326
I'm, uh...
1346
01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:24,061
I developed
a brain virus.
1347
01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:28,432
You mean, you're sick?
1348
01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:30,400
Crazy kind of sick, or...?
1349
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,071
It's more along the lines
of a 24-hour brain virus,
1350
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,406
something that can
affect your brain.
1351
01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,408
Much the same--
1352
01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:41,045
much like diarrhea
of the brain,
1353
01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:43,680
in that the gray matter
kind of runs a little bit
1354
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,983
and mixes with the other.
1355
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,918
It's just a passing thing
1356
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,987
that he said that
if I got a lot rest
1357
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:52,022
and took a lot
of vitamin C--
1358
01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:55,125
which I thought strange,
but vitamin C is very good--
1359
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:58,695
and the love of a good woman--
and those were his exact words.
1360
01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:02,199
I know it sounds like
a John Wayne movie, but that's--
1361
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:03,968
the love of a good woman.
1362
01:05:03,968 --> 01:05:06,370
What do we do now?
1363
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,339
Well, I guess
we could get married,
but I--
1364
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:12,709
would like to, but I know
you wouldn't want to do it.
1365
01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:15,379
Who says I wouldn't
want to do it?
1366
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:18,082
Oh, come on, don't--
let's just drop it.
1367
01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:20,117
Don't grovel.
1368
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:21,952
Well, I gave it a shot,
I gave it a very good shot.
1369
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:24,221
It worked.
Where did I get you?
1370
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:26,390
The virus? I was reachin'.
Thank you.
1371
01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:39,236
Oh, yeah, I'm in love!
1372
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,371
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la!
1373
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:44,141
Ooh, you have a very nice ass!
1374
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:46,743
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm gonna bite it!
1375
01:05:46,743 --> 01:05:48,478
John, what are you doing?!
1376
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:50,747
Don't do this to me,
John.
1377
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,682
I'm not gonna
do this to you.
1378
01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,751
You relax me, baby.
1379
01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:57,454
You soothe my soul,
my savage soul.
1380
01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:00,090
What we have between us
is special.
1381
01:06:00,090 --> 01:06:03,493
It's magic...
it's big magic.
1382
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:06,396
It's showtime! Yeah!
1383
01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:08,465
All right, showtime,
ladies and gentlemen!
1384
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:10,634
Don't!
1385
01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:14,338
Did you think
I was gonna do that?
1386
01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:16,273
Ha ha ha ha!
1387
01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:18,042
Let's mambo!
1388
01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:20,244
* Dun-dun-dun,
dun-dun-dun-dun-dun *
1389
01:06:20,244 --> 01:06:22,512
( Singing and yelling )
1390
01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:24,781
John! Are you all right?
1391
01:06:24,781 --> 01:06:26,416
I'm fine.
Take a bow!
1392
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,218
Oooh!
Ha ha ha ha!
1393
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:31,155
Yeah, I'm an ass,
and I'm lovin' it!
1394
01:06:31,155 --> 01:06:33,490
* Brazil...
1395
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,525
Hey, let's mambo!
Thank you very much.
1396
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,294
Okay, fellas, take five.
1397
01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:39,529
Can we have
a little light here, please?
1398
01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:41,131
Thank you very much.
1399
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:44,434
Oh, that feels nice.
1400
01:06:44,434 --> 01:06:46,303
Doesn't that feel nice?
1401
01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:48,805
It's incredible
what light will do to ya,
1402
01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:51,075
it just changes
the whole mood.
1403
01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:53,210
I feel like singin'...
I feel like singin'.
1404
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,811
I hope you folks
don't mind.
1405
01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:57,447
This next song
is dedicated...
1406
01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:00,217
well, to you, honey,
my fiance.
1407
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:02,086
She's wonderful.
1408
01:07:02,086 --> 01:07:04,321
This is her right here.
The one with the blue eyes
1409
01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,323
and the soft blond hair.
1410
01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:07,824
A wonderful lady.
1411
01:07:07,824 --> 01:07:10,227
The greatest lady in bed
you'll ever wanna meet.
1412
01:07:10,227 --> 01:07:12,262
She's amazing, I mean...
1413
01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:14,331
I mean this.
1414
01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:15,832
The things that she
could do with her mouth--
1415
01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:18,068
Whoo.
1416
01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:20,137
It's just--It's incredible.
1417
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:22,339
She knows so many
sexual positions,
1418
01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:25,075
I'm dumbfounded half the time,
and I mean that, honey.
1419
01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:26,576
I really do.
You're incredible.
1420
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,845
The best lay I ever had.
1421
01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:32,316
I would put her up against
anybody in this room right now.
1422
01:07:32,316 --> 01:07:35,119
She'll wear you down.
She'll wear you right down.
1423
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:37,187
She just grinds--
grinds you to death.
1424
01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,588
I mean--ooh.
1425
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:41,158
You know, all day.
I'ts all day with her.
1426
01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,492
She's non-stop.
She can't get enough,
1427
01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,361
and I respect that,
1428
01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:46,230
and I love you.
1429
01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:47,331
And this song goes out
to you, honey.
1430
01:07:47,331 --> 01:07:48,865
It's entitled...
1431
01:07:48,865 --> 01:07:53,370
Me and My Dick.
1432
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:56,873
To help me out,
'cause this is a special song.
1433
01:07:56,873 --> 01:08:00,210
I'm gonna sing with my doll,
from my heart...
1434
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:01,478
for you, honey.
1435
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,615
I love you. I mean that.
1436
01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:10,820
Drum roll, please.
( Drumm roll )
1437
01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:12,522
I'm trying to understand,
John.
1438
01:08:12,522 --> 01:08:14,391
I guess it's like
what Dr. Ted said.
1439
01:08:14,391 --> 01:08:16,160
Somebody
must have put me
in a spell,
1440
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,328
and I've been walkin' around
in this voodoo-like trance.
1441
01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,464
You were definitely
in a trance at that
wedding rehearsal.
1442
01:08:20,464 --> 01:08:23,467
I know. I don't normally
act that way.
1443
01:08:23,467 --> 01:08:26,136
I thank you guys
for stickin' with me.
1444
01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:28,238
Hey, anything to get
the old Johnny back, huh?
1445
01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:30,474
I'm gonna get the limo.
I'll meet you on the corner.
1446
01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:35,145
You know, I love you,
Nance.
1447
01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:36,480
I know you do.
1448
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,848
Everything's
gonna be okay.
1449
01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,588
( Starts car )
1450
01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:35,939
ANGELA: I want you to
open your eyes, John.
1451
01:09:35,939 --> 01:09:37,607
This hypnotism
isn't gonna work.
1452
01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:39,309
All it does is make him
act like a jerk.
1453
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,477
He's not gonna
kill anyone.
1454
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,312
Yes, it will work.
1455
01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:44,981
His respect for the institution
of fatherhood was too strong,
1456
01:09:44,981 --> 01:09:46,616
it caused a mental block.
1457
01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:48,918
Once we destroy
that respect,
1458
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:51,255
he'll be exactly
what we want him to be.
1459
01:09:51,255 --> 01:09:53,723
SUN YI: Who's that
imbecile out there?
That's his friend.
1460
01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:55,592
Make him one
with the ocean.
1461
01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:56,660
Let him sleep
with the fishes.
1462
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,462
You know, John,
1463
01:09:58,462 --> 01:10:01,331
a lot of bad people
are out there trying to get you.
1464
01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,632
Really?
1465
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:04,601
That's why we had to
bring you here.
1466
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:06,503
We wanted to make sure
you'd be safe.
1467
01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:08,305
That's very kind of you.
1468
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:11,675
One of those bad people
is your future father-in-law.
1469
01:10:11,675 --> 01:10:14,444
I'm looking for John,
I wonder if you saw him.
1470
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:16,446
He's about this tall,
1471
01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:18,515
light-colored hair,
1472
01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:20,784
round...face,
1473
01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:23,353
kinda good-natured,
good-natured guy,
1474
01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:26,490
kinda ( Goofy laugh )...
laughs like that.
1475
01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:29,025
I think he was with
a couple of gentlemen--
1476
01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:31,428
Let's go!
And no trouble!
1477
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,563
Fathers are the root
of it all, John.
1478
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,732
I have a great respect for
the institution of fatherhood.
1479
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,701
Do you see?
1480
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:40,337
Fathers are bad, John,
1481
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,739
and they must be stopped
at all costs.
1482
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:44,708
Think of all the damage
they've done.
1483
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,810
You know, John,
1484
01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:49,379
throughout history,
1485
01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:50,814
it was the father
1486
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:53,283
who was the cause
of a the trouble.
1487
01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,289
Hi, honey, I'm home!
1488
01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:02,359
Hello, dear.
1489
01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:04,428
Ha ha ha!
Where's Princess?
1490
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:05,829
There she is!
1491
01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:08,765
Hi, Dad!
Hi, Princess!
1492
01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:12,001
Ha ha ha!
1493
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,571
And where's my Kitten?
She's upstairs.
1494
01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:17,474
Hi, Daddy!
Hi, Kitten!
1495
01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:20,577
Why don't you just
slide down the banister?
1496
01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,746
You know Daddy will
always be here to catch you.
1497
01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:24,714
Here I come!
Wheeeee!
1498
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:33,490
Another cup, dear?
1499
01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:35,425
No! This coffee sucks!
1500
01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:41,765
Maybe it's the caffeine
that makes you so irritable.
1501
01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:44,334
I'm not irritable,
goddammit!
1502
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,336
I'm an insurance salesman--
1503
01:11:46,336 --> 01:11:49,072
insurance salesmen
never get irritable,
Margaret!
1504
01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:51,475
Anything you say, dear.
1505
01:11:51,475 --> 01:11:53,377
Hee hee hee!
1506
01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:55,745
Where's Bud,
that gearhead son of mine?
1507
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:58,114
You locked him
in the shed for a week.
1508
01:11:58,114 --> 01:11:59,816
Don't you remember, dear?
1509
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,551
Ho ho! Oh, yeah.
1510
01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:03,620
Hi, Father!
Hi, Princess.
1511
01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:05,855
Father, a very nice
young man asked me
1512
01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:08,124
to the ROTC ball
next Friday.
1513
01:12:08,124 --> 01:12:09,526
Can I go?
1514
01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:11,361
No.
1515
01:12:11,361 --> 01:12:14,464
But why not? He's
perfectly acceptable.
1516
01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,566
And a lot of my friends
are going.
1517
01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:18,535
I said no.
1518
01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:21,070
Friday is Punishment Night,
Princess.
1519
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,338
Father, I really
want to go.
1520
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,574
Maybe you'd like to
talk about this in the den.
1521
01:12:24,574 --> 01:12:25,909
Please, Father--
1522
01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,778
Let's talk about it.
Let's have a little chat.
1523
01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:30,780
No! No!!!
Come on, Princess!
1524
01:12:32,148 --> 01:12:33,850
Margaret,
you're next!
1525
01:12:35,519 --> 01:12:37,854
Hi, Mrs. Anderson.
Hi, Mr. Anderson.
1526
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:40,490
Do you think I could
hide out here for a while?
1527
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:42,459
Beaver, what's wrong?
You're covered with blood!
1528
01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:44,561
Yeah, I know.
It's Wally's blood.
1529
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,763
See, Wally and I
were fixin' his bike
in the driveway,
1530
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,532
and Dad came home
and got real mad.
1531
01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:50,467
So he took a gun out
and killed Wally--
1532
01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:52,469
blew his head
clean off his shoulders.
1533
01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,904
His face is all over
the garage door--
it's a real mess.
1534
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:57,106
FATHER:
Well, maybe your dad
knows what he's doing.
1535
01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:58,808
I don't think so.
I think he flipped out.
1536
01:12:58,808 --> 01:13:01,911
Margaret, call up Ward--
tell him Beaver's here.
1537
01:13:01,911 --> 01:13:03,613
Don't do that,
Mr. Anderson.
1538
01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:05,682
Please, Mrs. Anderson,
don't do that.
1539
01:13:05,682 --> 01:13:07,584
I think it's time
you had your punishment,
Beaver!
1540
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:08,785
No, Mr. Anderson, no!
1541
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:11,588
No! No! No!
1542
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,558
No! No! No!
1543
01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:16,693
No! Don't do that
to the Beaver!
1544
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,495
You can't do it
to Beaver!
1545
01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:21,431
I hate you, Ward!
I hate Jim Anderson!
1546
01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,700
I hate Ed Reese!
1547
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:25,602
Good, John.
1548
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:28,705
Now, when you hear
the minister say,
1549
01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:32,141
"With this ring,
I thee wed,"
1550
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:35,779
you will take out your gun,
1551
01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:38,147
point it at Ed Reese,
1552
01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:41,585
and squeeze the trigger.
1553
01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:43,553
( Church bell ringing )
1554
01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:48,858
Hey, hey, hey!
It's the father of the bride.
1555
01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:51,495
So nice to see you again,
Congressman.
1556
01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:53,730
Couldn't have asked
for nicer weather, huh?
1557
01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:56,733
Listen, we both know
why you're here,
1558
01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,936
you low-life, scumbag,
son-of-a-bitch.
1559
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,871
Jim! Good to see you.
1560
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,207
Just don't press your luck.
1561
01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:06,976
Don't ever try
to talk to me again,
ya hear?
1562
01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:09,245
Oh, ho! Hey! Ha ha!
1563
01:14:09,245 --> 01:14:11,515
That's wonderful,
that's great!
1564
01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:13,683
What a thing.
Marvelous sense of humor.
1565
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,995
Nice and low.
1566
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,565
Bobby, let's get
the majesty of this damn thing.
1567
01:14:28,565 --> 01:14:30,800
Yeah, just kind of
pan around.
1568
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,902
Just move! Move!
1569
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,505
What are you lookin' at?!
1570
01:14:35,505 --> 01:14:37,006
I'm not here,
just do your thing!
It's a wedding.
1571
01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:38,708
Friends of the bride
on this side,
1572
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:39,909
friends of the groom
on this side.
1573
01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:40,944
Groom.
1574
01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:45,782
Don't look at me!
Just keep walking.
1575
01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:47,884
Can we get the black guy?
1576
01:14:47,884 --> 01:14:49,786
Can you get in here,
1577
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,287
'cause that's very important
for the congressman,
1578
01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:52,822
we need some black people
in this. That's nice.
1579
01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:57,026
Hi. So far, so good,
huh?
1580
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,295
Hold your tongue.
The hardest part
is still to come.
1581
01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:00,830
Where is the leader?
1582
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,666
He's around--somewhere.
1583
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:05,802
Watching like a cat
on the prowl,
1584
01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,538
stalking his prey,
making every movement count.
1585
01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:10,574
Shouldn't we go?
Yes.
1586
01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,547
Keep moving.
1587
01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:21,818
I was a little hungry.
1588
01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:25,822
It's good.
It's a good thing
to be hungry.
1589
01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:27,557
It's allowed.
1590
01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:29,058
I saw Patty.
1591
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:31,561
You did a good job with her,
she looks very fine.
1592
01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:33,897
I hope the spell lasts.
1593
01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,700
It's been known
to wear off under pressure.
1594
01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:39,969
Negative thoughts...
no negative thoughts.
1595
01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:41,671
Circulate.
1596
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:42,972
SAL: That's good,
just--just...
1597
01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:44,340
That's good.
1598
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:45,975
This is--that's good.
1599
01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:47,977
No problem, keep movin'.
This is a low angle,
1600
01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,345
that's all right,
makin' a fillum.
1601
01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:50,914
This is beautiful
1602
01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,617
That's it,
just keep walkin' up,
1603
01:15:53,617 --> 01:15:55,652
that's fine, that's good.
1604
01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:57,553
Makin' magic down here.
Looks fabulous.
1605
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:43,700
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today--
1606
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:44,701
Action!!!
1607
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:51,741
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
1608
01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:55,011
In a matter of moments,
a union will take place
1609
01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:58,047
within these hallowed walls.
1610
01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:02,719
A union between a man
and a woman--
1611
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:05,822
who just happens to be
the daughter of a guy
1612
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:08,692
that could be the next
President of the United States.
1613
01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:12,061
I'm Sal DiPasquale,
1614
01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,698
and this is my fillum--
1615
01:17:14,698 --> 01:17:17,967
John and Nancy...
1616
01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:19,703
The Wedding.
1617
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,876
Okay, Bobby,
you can zoom in now.
1618
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,879
That was great,
Mr. Dip--
1619
01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:31,781
Get outta
the way!!!
1620
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,986
And now, John, your vows.
1621
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:41,691
John?
1622
01:17:43,727 --> 01:17:46,963
Well, I guess Nancy's vows
1623
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:49,132
will suffice for both of you.
1624
01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,701
And now we'll continue
with the ceremony.
1625
01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:54,871
If anyone here
knows of any reason
1626
01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:59,108
why this couple should not
be bound in holy matrimony,
1627
01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:02,746
let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.
1628
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,916
( Shopping cart
wheels squeaking )
1629
01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:13,022
Do you,
Nancy, Wilhelmina Reese...
1630
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,991
( Squeaking continues )
1631
01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:30,173
Do you, Nancy Wilhelmina Reese,
1632
01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:34,811
take this man,
John Franklin Bourgignon,
1633
01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:37,947
to be your lawful wedded
husband,
1634
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:42,151
to have and to hold,
in sickness and in health,
1635
01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:44,954
from this day forward?
1636
01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:46,923
I do.
1637
01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:50,827
Do you,
John Franklin Bourgignon,
1638
01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:53,863
take this woman,
Nancy Wilhelmina Reese,
1639
01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:57,000
to be your lawful wedded wife,
1640
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,203
to have and to hold,
in sickness and in health,
1641
01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:03,072
from this day forward?
1642
01:19:04,207 --> 01:19:05,809
Yeah.
1643
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:13,516
With this ring
1644
01:19:13,516 --> 01:19:15,819
I thee wed.
1645
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,825
Aaaah!!!
1646
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,165
Chick, it's all right,
I know what I'm doin'!
1647
01:19:29,165 --> 01:19:30,066
Sal, stop those guys!
1648
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,836
Block the aisles!
1649
01:19:32,836 --> 01:19:34,003
ANGELA:
Get out of the way!
1650
01:19:35,839 --> 01:19:37,106
We're in a church!
1651
01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,809
Chick, are you all right?
1652
01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:41,144
Yeah, I'm fine.
How about you?
1653
01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:43,880
I'm not hypnotized.
They wanted me to kill Ed Reese!
1654
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,215
Yeah, I know.
Look, what happened?
1655
01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:48,551
Ah, they made me watch some
phony Father Knows Best film.
1656
01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:51,988
I know TV--Jim Anderson
would never choke the Beaver.
1657
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,590
Johnny!
Are you all right, Nance?
1658
01:19:54,590 --> 01:19:56,092
You just saved
Daddy's life!
1659
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:58,962
Will somebody
please tell me
what's going on?
1660
01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:01,297
Daddy, Johnny
just saved your life!
1661
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:04,133
Well, you know...
Dad, you owe me one.
1662
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,234
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1663
01:20:05,234 --> 01:20:07,904
Oh, my God.
1664
01:20:26,089 --> 01:20:28,157
Well, was I right,
or was I right?
1665
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,193
I told you this was gonna be
an incredible story,
1666
01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:31,861
and it was.
1667
01:20:31,861 --> 01:20:33,596
Can you believe
the way things work out?
1668
01:20:33,596 --> 01:20:35,264
Sal and Ed Reese are partners!
1669
01:20:35,264 --> 01:20:36,866
( Muttering in disbelief )
1670
01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:38,935
All right,
it's a hot day out here.
1671
01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:40,870
Let's get it right
the first time, awright?
1672
01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:43,572
Ready? One, two, three, four!
1673
01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:45,641
* Bom-ba-ba-bom,
ba-bom-ba-bom-bom *
1674
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,176
* Bom-ba-ba-bom,
ba-dang-ga-dang-dang *
1675
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,945
* Ga-ding-a-dong-ding
1676
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:50,346
* Blue moon,
moon, blue moon *
1677
01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,415
* Do-do-do-do-do
Loosen up!
1678
01:20:52,415 --> 01:20:54,583
* Blue moon,
moon, blue moon *
Smile!
1679
01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:58,154
* Blue moon, moon,
blue moon *
1680
01:20:58,154 --> 01:20:59,422
* Dit-da-da-da-dit
1681
01:20:59,422 --> 01:21:01,024
* Bom-ba-ba-bom,
ba-bom-ba-bom-bom *
1682
01:21:01,024 --> 01:21:02,892
* Bom-ba-ba-bom,
ba-dang-ga-dang-dang *
1683
01:21:02,892 --> 01:21:04,293
* Ga-ding-a-dong-ding
1684
01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:06,595
* Blue moon
* Blue moon, moon, blue moon
1685
01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:08,932
* You saw me
standing alone *
Good!
1686
01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:13,302
* Without a dream
in my heart *
1687
01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:15,071
* Without a love
of my own *
1688
01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:17,173
* Bom-ba-ba-bom,
ba-bom-ba-bom-bom *
1689
01:21:17,173 --> 01:21:18,174
* Bom-ba-ba-bom,
ba-dang-ga-dang-dang *
Just go with it!
1690
01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:19,608
* Ga-ding-a-dong-ding
1691
01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:22,011
* Blue moon,
moon, blue moon *
* Oh
1692
01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:25,281
* Blue moon,
moon, blue moon *
* Oh
1693
01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:27,683
I tell you one thing,
I'm happy to have you here.
1694
01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:29,618
Hey, man, you know,
1695
01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:31,354
you oughta try
some skin softener
or somethin'.
1696
01:21:31,354 --> 01:21:32,922
That stuff
look real hard,
1697
01:21:32,922 --> 01:21:34,190
you oughta
take care of it.
1698
01:21:34,190 --> 01:21:36,125
One thing I wanna
talk to you about, though.
1699
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:38,061
* Blue moon
Now that the noodle factory
is a success,
1700
01:21:38,061 --> 01:21:40,964
and after all,
I am the Pasta King,
1701
01:21:40,964 --> 01:21:42,265
I think we oughta
try to diversify.
1702
01:21:42,265 --> 01:21:43,432
What I think
we oughta do
1703
01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:45,634
is get into animal noodles.
1704
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,403
We oughta make
little dog noodles
1705
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,072
and little cat noodles,
1706
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,640
little lion
and little tiger noodles,
1707
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,077
elephant noodles--
the kids'll love it!
1708
01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:56,212
And that's my plan,
ya see?
1709
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,281
I'll get all the kids
goin' in the supermarkets,
1710
01:21:58,281 --> 01:22:00,950
and they'll be buyin'
Wallissimo Jeffersoni Noodles,
1711
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:02,718
and we will make a fortune!
1712
01:22:02,718 --> 01:22:05,154
Which reminds me--
guess who I saw on
33rd and 3rd the other day?
1713
01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:07,490
Leffkowitz!
You remember Leffkowitz.
1714
01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:09,325
He a lawyer now.
1715
01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:11,360
Did it at home, too--
correspondence course.
1716
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,997
That boy was always smart.
1717
01:22:13,997 --> 01:22:16,665
He handles all my affairs now,
takes care of me legally.
1718
01:22:16,665 --> 01:22:18,367
Matter of fact,
1719
01:22:18,367 --> 01:22:21,437
I might say that Leffkowitz
is directly responsible
1720
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,339
for the condition
I'm in today.
1721
01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,209
Two weeks ago we did my will,
I got it right here,
1722
01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:28,277
he told me to keep it
with me at all times,
1723
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:30,013
y'know, like, just in case.
1724
01:22:30,013 --> 01:22:31,480
Here, lemme read this to ya.
1725
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,116
See, it says right here,
1726
01:22:33,116 --> 01:22:36,419
"I, Wallace A. Jefferson,
bein' of sound mind,
1727
01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:38,687
spent all my money."
1728
01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:41,357
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ain't that too much?
1729
01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:44,760
Wait'll I tell ya what he said--
"That's wonderful."
1730
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,395
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1731
01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,264
Hey, another thing
I wanted to talk to you about,
1732
01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,099
is about my new idea.
1733
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:52,035
I call it "Raiders
of the Burning Bush."
1734
01:22:52,035 --> 01:22:54,270
You see, all we have to do
is find the spot
1735
01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:56,772
where the original
Burning Bush went down,
1736
01:22:56,772 --> 01:22:58,774
and then we sell tickets
so people can go see it.
1737
01:22:58,774 --> 01:23:00,509
Kinda like the Lost Ark,
1738
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:02,178
that's what they was
gonna do with it, see.
1739
01:23:02,178 --> 01:23:03,779
But I think more people
would wanna see the spot
1740
01:23:03,779 --> 01:23:04,880
where the Burning Bush
went down.
1741
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,416
I know you might think
it sounds kinda far-fetched,
1742
01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:09,785
I know a lotta people probably
been lookin' for it,
1743
01:23:09,785 --> 01:23:12,321
but it's hard to find
because the bush burned down.
1744
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,191
But you and me, Muhammed,
I think we can do it,
1745
01:23:15,191 --> 01:23:17,226
and I bet we can
make a fortune, too.
1746
01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:20,063
I know we could make enough
to buy me a new convertible
1747
01:23:20,063 --> 01:23:22,265
after that dude stole it
from the noodle factory.
1748
01:23:22,265 --> 01:23:24,300
You hired the cat.
1749
01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,302
And don't let's us pretend
like you didn't hire him,
1750
01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:28,037
because when he came
and asked for the job,
1751
01:23:28,037 --> 01:23:29,338
I turned to you
and I said,
1752
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,074
"Should we hire him or not?"
1753
01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:32,441
and I gave you the nudge
and you gave him the nod.
1754
01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:34,343
So you did hire the cat.
1755
01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:36,479
I never brought this up before,
but I'm bringin' it up now.
1756
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,747
So either you go in with me
1757
01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:40,816
on this Raiders of
the Burning Bush,
1758
01:23:40,816 --> 01:23:43,252
or I'm gonna have to
reconsider our partnership.
1759
01:23:45,154 --> 01:23:47,056
The ice is meltin'
in your drink.
1760
01:23:47,056 --> 01:23:50,293
Look here, I buy you the drinks,
you sit there-- you waste 'em.
1761
01:23:50,293 --> 01:23:53,462
That's all right,
leave it there,
I'll drink it myself.
1762
01:23:53,462 --> 01:23:55,831
Only trouble is,
every time I drink one,
then I gotta go again.
1763
01:23:55,831 --> 01:23:58,101
You never have to go.
1764
01:23:58,101 --> 01:24:00,203
I mean, I have two or three
and I'm off to the john.
1765
01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:02,471
Used to be a time
when I could hold
a whole case.
1766
01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:06,175
Now I have two or three drinks,
Boom! I gotta go.
1767
01:24:06,175 --> 01:24:08,344
I guess I must
be gettin' older.
1768
01:24:08,344 --> 01:24:11,214
Ain't nothin'
I can do about it, though,
you can't stop time.
1769
01:24:11,214 --> 01:24:13,282
I mean, you see Time
walkin' down the street,
1770
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:15,851
you say,
"Hey, Time, hold it!
I wanna rap to you!"
1771
01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:18,321
Time ain't gonna stop for you--
Time waits for no man.
1772
01:24:18,321 --> 01:24:20,556
Time'll tell ya,
"Sorry, I got to march on."
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