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J bionic lover &
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gobble, gobble.
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This might just be the only bird
excited to lose its neck today.
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Can we do without the puns?
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Well, yeah, but if today
wasn't Thanksgiving
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then it wouldn't be a pun.
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It's just a grammar thing.
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Good point, Mr. Williams.
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However...
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I don't remember saying
that you could talk.
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Ok, that hurts. Oh, wow.
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So does divorce.
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But you don't see me
crying about it, do you?
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'Cause I'm taking names today, son.
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Quick question, Molly,
he can't see us, can he?
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I'm gonna need for you to stop talking.
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Now, turn around and show me your...
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Pecans for the pie.
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I don't know why you're
making that this year.
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It wasn't that good.
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Barbara, be nice to your sister.
She's had a rough year.
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Thanks, mom.
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Oh, my god, it is jerk turd
central in here.
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So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh?
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Which one of the avengers is bringing
the mound of cocaine shaped like a Turkey?
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Sorry, to burst your rude bubble
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but it's just me,
Molly and the baby today.
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I don't even wanna know
what goes on out there.
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Nothing goes on. We are eating Turkey
and continuing the tradition,
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no matter how small
the family is this year.
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Good for you, honey.
You know what they say,
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you have to appreciate the lesson
in where you are before you can move on.
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And they also say you're both better off
without assholes in your life.
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That too.
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God, it just feels so weird
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not being with Maeve
and the kids on Thanksgiving.
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Oh, give me a break, both of those kids
need a good smack in the mouth.
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People don't hit their children anymore.
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- I don't know why.
- Well, they should.
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Why isn't the pool heated?
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'Cause it's December,
you spoiled little fuck.
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Go play on the ice.
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Barbara, calm down.
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It just felt nice
to have a family for once.
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- Oh!
- What are we, the cat's ass?
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No, you know what I mean, my own family.
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Listen, you know what,
if you want a family,
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we could all be together,
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you could marry big pauly
from down the street.
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He always asks about you.
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Yeah, if his name
was big pauline, then maybe.
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Listen, how's Molly doing?
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Oh, tell her, I just saw pluto raiders
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- and I absolutely loved her in it.
- We loved it!
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- You fell asleep, ma.
- I saw it too, we loved it.
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No, no, I saw every bit of it.
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Pluto raiders.
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How's she doing since
the husband left though?
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Oh, my god, she is a real mess.
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Molly, that does hurt.
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Oh, yeah?
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Have you ever pushed
a ten-pound baby out of your vagina?
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- No.
- No, you don't have a vagina?
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Well, do you wanna push
one out of your asshole?
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- Huh?
- You ever shat yourself while bringing
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a miracle into the world?
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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You know what, this dominatrix thing
was really stupid.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm really preoccupied with Eden,
and I just...
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Oh, oh, oh, darling.
Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable.
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Well, then, babe, let's...
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Let's get you out of it. Yeah?
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- We only have about a minute and a half.
- Oh, that's plenty.
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I hope you're joking.
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Yeah. Well...
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J it's a coming of age in
a beautiful phase of Hollywood j&
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j where every day is another page
from a picture book j
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j like a magazine full
of beauty queens misunderstood j
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j we treat them so wrong j
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j I'm getting sick of the sound j
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I the club is far too loud j
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j so, I'm out the door j
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j I'm gonna hit the streets j
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j are you coming with me? J
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j I know you're trying to score j
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j it's such a beautiful night &
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j there's like a billion lights j
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j you couldn't ask for more j
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j oh, I'm moving on j
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j 'cause we don't wanna dance j
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j we don't wanna get down j
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I we don't wanna dance j
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I we don't even wanna be out j
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j it's such a crazy style j
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j really took a while to be cool with us &
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j 'cause when you're 22 j
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j and you're making moves
being out's a must j
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j I'm getting out of the scene
like the Kennedys j
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I from the camera j
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j I'm moving on j
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j 'cause we don't wanna dance j
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j we don't wanna get down j
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I we don't wanna dance j
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I we don't even wanna be out j
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I we don't wanna dance j
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j we don't wanna get down j
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Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.
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Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay.
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I'm warning you now,
I'm gonna cry once an hour,
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so you might need to cradle me
in the fetal position
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while I shove a third helping in my mouth.
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Mmm. I'm wondering if I should make
two pies, one for each of us.
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I'm just so beyond thankful
to have you today, babe. Call me.
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Excuse me. You're not allowed
to drink alcohol in here.
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Oh, it's ok. I brought this with me,
it's not one of yours.
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Still, I'm sorry.
I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference.
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Don't you have other things
you could be doing right now,
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like making sure
there are enough turkeys today?
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Or stopping the hipsters from buying up
all the hair product? Like...
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Ma'am, if you take one more sip,
I'm gonna have to call security.
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What's gonna happen? Oh, no.
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Strong, patriarchal male
pushing women around.
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- Oh, you want my uterus, too?
- Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am.
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Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead!
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And thank you for saving me
from my feelings this holiday.
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Oh! Oh, it's Christmas already?
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- Merry fucking Christmas.
- No, hey. Hey.
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Stop trying to shove
holiday happiness down our throats!
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Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey.
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Too soon!
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Ok, breakfast is served.
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Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing.
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What is it?
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Mote pillo.
I have this in Ecuador.
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The kids in my charity
make this for me every time I go.
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I love that you're a philanthropist.
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Honestly, it's the most
rewarding thing I've ever done.
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Mmm. This is delicious.
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- Really?
- Mmm.
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Oh, good.
Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan,
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so I just so I just used a regular one.
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Although the kids in Ecuador,
they use a hot rock.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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You know, if you would have
asked me a few weeks ago
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what I thought I'd be doing
for Thanksgiving
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and what it would be like,
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I would have said it
would have been just fine.
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Maybe even a bit depressing.
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Oh, my god, yes. I know.
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Darling, I know
it's only been a couple of weeks,
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but I'm not afraid to say
I'm crazy about you, and your son.
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Hey. How's Ohio?
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Dan's father got the shits,
so we had to stay home.
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- Oh, no.
- Yeah, it was coming out of both ends
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and we didn't wanna risk
getting the kids sick, so we're here.
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How's your day going? Getting ready
for your big plans with Abby?
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Yep. I think we're gonna eat
tons of pie and watch a movie.
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Fuck off. That sounds incredible.
Can I come over?
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Hey, mom, look what I can do!
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Think that's the best choice you could be
making right now with your life?
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Oh, my god.
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Listen to me,
I've got to get out of this place.
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I'm going to die here.
Can I come over?
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I mean, you must be going through
a lot of emotions today,
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and I'd like to help you through them.
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You know what, yeah,
we'd love to have you.
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Why don't you come by around two?
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Ok, great. That's amazing.
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I can't wait to see you. I love you.
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- I'll see you soon.
- Bye.
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- You ok?
- Yeah.
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I just promised Abby
I'd spend the day with her.
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Well, I'm sure it's fine.
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It's just a couple more people.
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Well, it sounds like you
have a fun day planned.
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That's cool.
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I have a fun day planned, too.
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I'm gonna go out and just do some things
and some stuff and some things.
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- Jeff.
- Yes?
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- Would you like to stay for dinner?
- I would love to. Oh, my god.
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- I just had a great idea.
- What?
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You know what, don't worry about it.
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I need to make a phone call.
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I'm gonna make Eden's
first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Oh, my god.
- Wow.
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I know. I went a little overboard today,
but you gotta fill the void somehow.
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Uh, babe...
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Oh, listen,
I thought I would roll the dice
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and do the Turkey
in the vertical roaster.
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Heard it's amazing.
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Sounds it. But I just wanted to
let you know that...
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Darling, is this moisturizer
just for the face or is it...
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Oh, hey!
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This is Jeff.
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Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff.
Nice to meet you.
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Sorry.
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Oh, no big deal.
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I have one just like it in my top drawer.
Except mine's bigger.
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Darling, I'm going to go back
to the hotel,
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grab some stuff
and then I'll come straight back.
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Abby, it was lovely to meet you.
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I will see you later for dinner?
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Oh, is that the plan?
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That is the plan, Stan.
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Do we need anything?
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Nope. Just you.
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Butter. We're gonna need
a lot more butter.
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Just me and butter.
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Got it.
I like the sound of that.
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Abby, wait.
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I'm sorry.
I know we said that we...
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What's going on? Who is that?
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He's a philanthropist.
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Why is he here?
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Well, he says he's here with his charity,
but I think he's actually here for me.
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Babe, I told you about him.
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Yeah, well, you didn't tell me
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he was gonna be spending
Thanksgiving with us.
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Well, it just kind of happened.
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And I invited Lauren and Dan, too.
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- What?
- What? Their plans fell through.
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Well, I didn't know you were turning this
into like a whole thing.
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I can't believe
you're seeing someone already.
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Don't you think
it's a little quick to move on?
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No. I don't believe in grieving.
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Ok, well, some people
would call it processing, but whatever.
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Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January...
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January 19th, 11:11 A.M.
I know when we broke up.
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- It might be time to let that go.
- I prefer to hang on and eat pie.
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Which lines up perfectly with the holiday
we agreed to spend together.
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Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day
stuffing my face with sugar and regret.
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That's the whole point
of Thanksgiving, Molly!
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Sugar and regret. And football.
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Well, I wanna celebrate.
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What is there to celebrate?
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Um, having Eden.
The fact that I survived my divorce.
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You haven't even filed yet.
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I've emotionally filed.
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Oh, that's the same.
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Well, it's great you can separate yourself
from the past so quickly like that,
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but I don't know if I can.
244
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,156
Well, I'm just trying
to let go of the past,
245
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so I can enjoy the present.
246
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,080
What? Don't give me
that enjoy the present bullshit.
247
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,752
I am trying to enjoy the present, too.
248
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,206
Just not with Jeff
and his moisturized cock.
249
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,541
Uh...
250
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:24,921
God, by this time last year,
251
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,907
Maeve and I would have
already taken a lavender bath
252
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,341
and read our poems to each other.
253
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Ok.
254
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,678
Oh, what? Why're you laughing?
255
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,998
Uh, because the day after,
she wouldn't let you out of the house
256
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,432
'cause you gained a few pounds.
257
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,933
I know. She was complicated.
258
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,936
That's a nice way of putting it.
259
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,611
Look, you and I are very different people,
and maybe you don't quite understand
260
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,530
how powerful the connection
can be between two women.
261
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,200
Abby, you're not the first person
to have dated a woman after a man.
262
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,015
- Oprah did an episode on that...
- Delivery.
263
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,350
- Likke 10 years ago.
- Ok, great. Well, good for Oprah.
264
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,227
You know what?
Maybe I'll go spend the day with her.
265
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,620
- Yo. You order a photo booth?
- What? No!
266
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,126
No. No, I didn't.
267
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,332
Says for a Jeff.
268
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,780
He didn't leave a credit card,
so you'll have to give me one.
269
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,089
Oh, my god. Ok, you know what?
270
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,092
- I'm gonna go.
- What?
271
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,661
Look, you clearly have your own idea
about how today should go,
272
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,365
and it's not what we talked about, at all.
273
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,600
And that's ok, but it's also ok for me
to not wanna be here.
274
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,351
- Ab, wait.
- Don't worry about it.
275
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,854
Whoa. Molly Erickson?
276
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,229
Yeah.
277
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,437
Shit. Now I know where you live.
278
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,064
Where do you want it?
279
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,868
Um... just put it in a corner
away from the house.
280
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,570
- I'll be right with you.
- You got it.
281
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,435
Why are you acting like
I've done something wrong?
282
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,246
I'm not. Let's not make
a big thing out of it. All right?
283
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,578
We had plans, Jeff showed up,
and those plans changed.
284
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,610
Forgive me if I don't want to sit around
and eat my feelings while you, Jeff,
285
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,875
Lauren and Dan all finger each other
under the table.
286
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,800
How do you wanna pay for this?
287
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,595
Have fun. Take lots of pictures.
288
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,435
Props include boxing themed stuff,
if you wanna punch anybody.
289
00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,013
We got a gold flask
for any drinkers in the crew.
290
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,190
We got a sword for the knight
in shining armor.
291
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,962
- Gotta a boa for...
- I won't be needing that.
292
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,194
My knight in shining armor
is divorcing me.
293
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,863
Ok.
294
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,323
- Photographer should be here at...
- It's ok, you know. Shit happens.
295
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,517
What am I supposed to do,
chain him to the fucking bed?
296
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:19,032
He didn't wanna be here.
That's it. Go.
297
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,869
Get outta here.
The ring meant nothing. It's ok.
298
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,794
He left you after pluto raiders?
299
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,371
I thought you were great in that.
300
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:29,300
Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest,
at the end of the day I'm just another
301
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:33,926
Hollywood prettiot who's running away
from explosions and kissing the hot guy.
302
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,756
What? No way.
303
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,683
Your commitment in that fight scene
304
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,806
is by far the best thing
I've ever seen you do.
305
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,596
Thank you.
306
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,523
You know we did
over a hundred takes of that.
307
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,440
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
308
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,172
- Hey, were those real roosters?
- Oh, yeah.
309
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,527
- I knew it.
- Yeah.
310
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,606
- You can't fake the real thing.
- Oh, no, you really can't.
311
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,612
I'm sorry about your husband.
312
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,445
Oh, that's ok.
You know, I'm not gonna cry about it.
313
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,281
I've got a great life
that I've worked my ass off for.
314
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,935
- That's great.
- Anyway, it's all good.
315
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,201
You know, sometimes you just gotta
take your tits out
316
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,207
and celebrate how far you've come, right?
317
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,880
Please, don't take your tits out.
I'm married.
318
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,084
Did somebody say take your tits out?
319
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,344
Hello. I'm Helen.
320
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,093
Mom, what are you doing here?
321
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,972
Wow. I can see where
she gets her beauty from.
322
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,927
And her talent.
323
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,481
Ok. Just sign here and you're all set.
324
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,108
Right.
325
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,280
Thank you.
326
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,195
I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him.
327
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:40,326
- So, do I get a big hug?
- Yeah, of course.
328
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,539
Just surprised to see you is all.
329
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,494
Well, Michael's gone,
so I figured I could visit.
330
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,579
I know he was never crazy about me.
331
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,593
You came all the way from Sweden
to tell me that?
332
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,634
Well, I had to.
333
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,004
You were crying on the phone
for 20 minutes.
334
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,380
When was I crying to you?
335
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,963
- When Michael left.
- That was two months ago.
336
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,094
Well, I had to gather my things.
337
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,096
It took you two months
to gather your things?
338
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,472
I have a lot of things.
339
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,804
- Oh.
- So, will you go get my bags?
340
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,015
They're in the car.
And, I'll go to my room.
341
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,474
I'm so tired.
342
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,106
Motherfucker.
343
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,615
Why don't you call your aunt Tess
and your uncle al?
344
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,117
They live in yorba Linda.
That isn't too far from you.
345
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,416
Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving
with aunt Tess and her moles.
346
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,743
I won't be able to eat.
347
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,577
Oh, just look the other way.
348
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,353
You can't look the other way.
They're like right there in your face.
349
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,545
They look like the stuffing.
350
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,460
I don't wanna look the other way.
I'm tired of pretending.
351
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,630
It sounds like you're having
a shitty day, sis.
352
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,012
- That I am.
- Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees,
353
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,219
and the only fun
I'm gonna have is listening
354
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,144
to aunt Anna tell the story about
355
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,894
how she jerks off uncle sal
on the way to Florida.
356
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,273
Uncle sal, you wanna come say hi?
357
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,149
Hey, kiddo. How you doing?
358
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,026
Hey, happy Thanksgiving.
359
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,154
So, I hear the ladies aren't treating you
so nice out there, huh?
360
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,985
No, they're not, uncle sal.
361
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,412
And those lesbian dating apps
are the worst.
362
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,081
- You need a nice Italian man.
- Oh, my...
363
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,331
Wrap his arms around you
and sing you some songs.
364
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,334
Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic.
365
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,633
The last Italian man I dated
threw a bottle at my head, uncle sal.
366
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,551
That ain't nothin'.
367
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,219
It's like how we say we need to talk.
368
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,263
Come here,
and say hi to Abby, everybody.
369
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,215
Wait, does that mean...
370
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,223
Listen, she's not happy
and she's tired of pretending.
371
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,350
Aw, bunny, you lonely?
372
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,898
No, no, no, I'm good.
I'm good, aunt Anna.
373
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,146
You know sometimes
that relentless sunshine,
374
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,819
it can make you feel real lonely.
375
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,988
You want me to tell you your fortune?
376
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,066
I'll tell ya if you're lonely.
377
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,111
Oh, bunny, you're very lonely.
378
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,074
I'm not...
I mean, I'm alone in this room.
379
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,875
You know they say in Hollywood,
380
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,873
if you want a friend,
you should get a dog.
381
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,004
Oh, is that what they say?
382
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,830
- Yeah.
- They say that?
383
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,987
I don't, I can't have a dog
in this building, aunt Anna.
384
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,923
- Why are you getting up my ass?
- I'm not!
385
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,408
I'm trying to tell her she's lonely!
386
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,593
- We know she's lonely.
- Barb!
387
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,203
I'm not gonna
have it with you today!
388
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,830
Please don't get upset.
We haven't even...
389
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,515
Get an abandoned dog, because they will
390
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,312
- love you forever.
- That's true.
391
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,793
- Unlike this fucking family.
- Remember monkey?
392
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,295
- That little dog we had?
- Oh, my god.
393
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,230
Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone.
394
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,548
- Can you just...
- I gotta work on dinner.
395
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,359
- I love you. You look a little pale.
- Oh, my god.
396
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,636
- She does look pale.
- But I love you.
397
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,596
- She doesn't it's the camera.
- And I like your hair.
398
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,740
- We all love your hair.
- Doesn't it? She looks good.
399
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,496
She looks really good, and by...
Ok, I'll just text you later.
400
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,414
So, this is what I'm dealing with, ok?
401
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,262
- And I'll text you.
- You shoulda come home.
402
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,856
- You know what?
- You shoulda come home.
403
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,714
I'm gonna say this just once.
Just today, ma. Ma's right.
404
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,712
- You shoulda just come home, ab.
- Thank you.
405
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,889
J do you remember j
406
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,685
j making love on a hill j
407
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,435
j at the top of topanga? J
408
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,313
j do you remember j
409
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,019
j a handful of pills &
410
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,730
j on a midnight adventure? J
411
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:05,193
jl dod
412
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,791
Look, I am sorry I surprised you.
413
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,335
But I didn't think you would
say yes if I asked.
414
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,540
Oh, well, you know,
it'd be nice to have the option.
415
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,592
So, I am a horrible mother
because I come to visit you.
416
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,546
I never said you were a horrible mother.
417
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,518
Shit.
418
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,308
What is it?
419
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,981
Lauren invited someone for Abby.
And my agent Rick.
420
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,228
And Claire fucking bortles.
421
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,152
Good. You need to have
your friends around you.
422
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,146
Where's Abby?
423
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,028
She was here earlier,
but we got in a weird argument
424
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,199
because I invited Jeff.
425
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,905
Why shouldn't you invite Jeff?
He's your lover.
426
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,409
Can you not say it like that?
That grosses me out.
427
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,334
Abby's really not coming?
428
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,539
No. I think she'd rather
spend the day with Oprah.
429
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,500
- That's sad.
- Yeah, it is.
430
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,183
- Where are you going?
- To get her.
431
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,010
She shouldn't be alone today.
432
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,811
Leave the baby with me.
433
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,514
I've done this before, you know.
434
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,225
I know. That's why
I'm bringing him with me.
435
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,567
Hi.
436
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,528
Just promise me
I don't have to look at Jeff's balls
437
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,204
while I'm eating my Turkey.
438
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,542
- I can make that promise.
- Great.
439
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,621
The day's looking better already.
440
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,958
- Hi, Eden.
- Molly, bring back some vodka.
441
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,053
Is that Helen?
442
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,632
- Ooh.
- Surprise visit.
443
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,963
Oh, fun.
444
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,398
I'm excited to meet your friends.
445
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,351
- Knock, knock, knock!
- Hey!
446
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,606
- Ah, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey.
447
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,312
- How are you?
- Wow!
448
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,612
You look incredible.
449
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,158
I feel like I have to come close.
450
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,032
- It's so incredible.
- Thank you.
451
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,989
After all of that damage and awful shit
452
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,370
that your ex-husband did to you.
What a turd.
453
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,814
- It's all ok.
- What a walking turd.
454
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,838
It's all good.
455
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,107
- You look incredible.
- I'm good.
456
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,776
Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff.
I'm the new boyfriend.
457
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,069
- Great, I'm Rick.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
458
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,253
Ooh, ow, Jeff.
459
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,754
- Brianne.
- Oh, lovely.
460
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,087
- Is that short for like Richard?
- It's just Rick.
461
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,283
- It's just Rick.
- It's just Rick.
462
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,140
Yeah. No, Richard's
a totally different name, you goof.
463
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,227
Oh, yeah.
464
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,289
I don't know how they do it
across the pond over there.
465
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,513
- Old goofy town.
- Yeah, yeah.
466
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,055
How hot is my wife?
467
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,105
I mean, come on,
do you wanna poke her, or what?
468
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,650
- Jeff?
- You look wonderful.
469
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,443
Ok.
470
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,566
Yeah.
471
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,073
Oh, Abby's in the kitchen
making the gravy.
472
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,025
Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi.
473
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,407
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it. I love gravy.
474
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,829
Not all of it.
475
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,911
Happy Thanksgiving!
476
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,414
- Gus. Wow. Hi.
- Hi.
477
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,789
I wasn't expecting you.
478
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,418
- Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me.
- Great, ok.
479
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,902
I'm glad she did, because you know what?
480
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,863
This time of the year's
always really hard for me,
481
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:08,887
'cause I hate my family.
482
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:13,089
You know, my father's a narcissist
and my brother sells herbalife.
483
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,469
My other brother, he's still missing.
484
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,017
- He's still missing?
- Yeah, he is.
485
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,685
== == == re oo
486
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,138
- I'm Helen.
- Are we kissing?
487
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,848
Who's this?
488
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,400
- My mother.
- Oh, your mother. Oh...
489
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,818
Oh, it's a baby!
490
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,050
- I'm gonna walk away from the baby.
- You know what, Abby is in the kitchen,
491
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,468
so why don't you put the food
in the kitchen.
492
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,199
And, mom, why are you
holding him like a handbag?
493
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,823
Oh, why don't you relax?
494
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,200
I used to hold you
under my arm like a newspaper
495
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,781
and you turned out ok-ish.
496
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,082
Ok, can I have him, please?
497
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:43,206
No, no, he's fine.
I have him under control.
498
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:45,788
I would just like to hold my child,
that's all.
499
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:49,000
- Oh. All right, fine.
- Jeez.
500
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:50,880
Hi.
501
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,508
But after, I am going to be
on babysitting duty.
502
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,341
- I want you to have the whole day off.
- Ok.
503
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,973
- You want a little bit?
- No, we're not gonna have a little bit.
504
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,685
Yeah, ok, when's he's like 18.
505
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,812
- Wow, ok.
- Ok.
506
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:06,813
Yeah, are you good?
507
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,269
- Ready?
- Yeah.
508
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,858
Let's do this.
509
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:16,069
Uh... guys. Hey, guys. Guys!
510
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,529
If you don't sign the wall
with the dish you brought
511
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,411
and the cook time,
there's no guarantee it'll make the table.
512
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,662
All right? Just help me out.
513
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,539
Yeah, help her out, people.
This is serious.
514
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,005
It is serious, even though Molly isn't.
515
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,757
Vegan green bean casserole.
516
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,675
Oh, great.
Thirty minutes before?
517
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,128
Yeah, give or take.
518
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,714
I love you yelling at your friends.
What's your sign?
519
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,221
- Uh, pisces.
- Oh, nice.
520
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,311
What sign are you?
521
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,261
I'm a triple capricorn.
522
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:45,143
Masochist denim daddy
looking for a partner
523
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,101
with softness and kindness
and an interest in mutual pain.
524
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:53,315
Talking to wizards,
fairies and warlocks is obviously a plus.
525
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,116
A dream date would be a dungeon
followed by a sound bath.
526
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,946
And intense, intense, intense cuddling.
527
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,908
I just, I'm just not...
528
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,483
I'm just not ready to get back out there.
You know what I mean?
529
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:10,665
I'm just very closed off.
Very damaged inside.
530
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,295
Oh, I totally understand that.
531
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:16,174
Look, the only c-word you're gonna
hear from me is consent. Absolutely.
532
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,722
- Yeah. Where's the bathroom?
- It's through there.
533
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:19,809
Great. I gotta adjust.
534
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,058
- Cool. Ok.
- Thanks.
535
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,510
You're very pretty.
536
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,515
You're looking good.
537
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,006
We've been married for a month and a half.
538
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,145
Oh, amazing.
539
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,967
We met four months ago
and married a month and a half.
540
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,844
- Oh, that's incredible.
- I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid.
541
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,608
Yeah, that's fast.
542
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,264
Yeah, you see tits like that
and you're like, gotta have 'em,
543
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,949
- gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em.
- Yeah.
544
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,952
And in Sweden, in Europe,
we always put a little wine,
545
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,078
you put it on the gums.
546
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,730
Did you hear that?
His brother's missing.
547
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,335
Seven years. He hasn't seen him.
548
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,108
Yeah, no, I didn't hear that.
That's sad though.
549
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,339
When he went missing,
did he have his cell?
550
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,882
No, he...
551
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,130
Apparently he was naked at first.
552
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,927
- Right.
- Yeah.
553
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,215
What was the context
when he went missing if he was naked?
554
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,675
Well, he was at costco.
555
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,762
Um, they asked if he
wanted to sample some body scrub,
556
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,471
but he just stripped down.
557
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,502
He was off his meds.
I should have prefaced it with that.
558
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,858
- He's on a lot of meds.
- Ok, right, yeah, yeah.
559
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,590
And they were still figuring out
which ones work.
560
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,697
From there to seven years from now,
it's all muddy.
561
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,399
- Wow.
- They did find a sweatshirt.
562
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,779
- Ok.
- In Seattle.
563
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,826
I love Seattle.
564
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:26,578
Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five,
which is a ways away, it's only 2:15,
565
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:33,255
so just feel free to like leave this area,
mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever.
566
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,298
In other words, get the fuck out.
567
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,216
Pretty much. In a nice...
568
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,090
These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes,
569
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,992
and then they need to be
basted every other minute.
570
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,632
- Well, that's not happening.
- You go enjoy yourself.
571
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,388
- Hey, you!
- Yeah?
572
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,457
Did you invite the lesbian
with the casserole for me?
573
00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:50,097
- How do you know she's a lesbian?
- Oh, man, I don't know.
574
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,649
- She has a chain wallet.
- Maybe I did.
575
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,273
Maybe Lauren did. Who cares?
576
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,446
She knows you're single.
That's all I'm saying.
577
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,024
Ok, well, I'm not single. I'm broken.
578
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,701
So, pick up the pieces
and put yourself back together
579
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,404
because Lauren may
or may not have invited a few more.
580
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,614
Oh, great.
581
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,539
- Ok, also...
- What?
582
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,039
I refuse to sit next to Botox face
on a holiday, ok?
583
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,667
Why isn't she with her
other Botox faces on Thanksgiving,
584
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,998
like eating Turkey
through a tube or something?
585
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,155
Just look at your phone or pretend to be
deep in thought or something like that.
586
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,465
I'm not gonna pretend today. Ok?
587
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,676
Come on!
588
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,770
So smooth.
589
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,771
Oh, who is this? I'm Helen.
590
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:34,350
- Oh, the perfect family's here. Great.
- Oh, trust me, they're not perfect.
591
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,435
Well, they always
get through their problems,
592
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:39,021
and then go off to Hawaii
to hike and bone each other.
593
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,447
They're infuriating.
594
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,616
- Hi.
- Hey!
595
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,155
- Hi.
- Hi, cutie.
596
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,930
I was just saying
how annoying you guys are
597
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,563
'cause you always
get through your problems.
598
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,273
Oh, all you have to do
is listen to each other
599
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,130
and go everywhere
with a giant bottle of whiskey.
600
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,502
- Or two.
- She is raring to go today.
601
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,835
I'm on kid duty.
602
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,729
Like we said,
Christmas you can have your fun.
603
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,470
Today is all mine.
604
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,015
Hey, how are you?
605
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,684
These are my kids.
606
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,308
So, how's the brit?
607
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,812
- Really big... heart.
- Oh.
608
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,485
- Massive... heart.
- Ok.
609
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,029
- You what I mean?
- That's not where your heart is.
610
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,606
Photo! Everybody together.
611
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,611
Ok. Oh!
612
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,612
Good idea.
613
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,614
- Oh, hi.
- Let me get Eden.
614
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,031
Stay right here.
615
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:32,835
All right!
616
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,202
- Smile!
- Smile! Cheese.
617
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,332
Good, one more.
618
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,459
Oh, we should totally do this
in the photo booth.
619
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:40,624
- Later, maybe.
- Yeah, yeah.
620
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,085
What good is this photo
without you in it, Helen?
621
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,215
Come on. Am I right?
622
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,513
- You made it!
- Hey.
623
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,637
- Hi.
- You guys want a drink?
624
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,468
- Isn't that...
- Yeah.
625
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,563
Yes, it is.
626
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,229
He looks even better in person.
627
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,853
It's kind of a bold move
inviting him and Jeff.
628
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,811
I didn't invite him,
but I bet you I know who did.
629
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,988
I checked in on my Facebook
and he messaged me,
630
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,656
so I had to invite him.
631
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:06,369
Wow.
632
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,515
I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch
her with her ex-boyfriend.
633
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,404
Who's this little guy?
That your son?
634
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,206
- Yeah, yeah, it is.
- He's beautiful.
635
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,329
- Thank you.
- Congrats.
636
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,628
Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin.
637
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:22,291
Michael? Oh, really?
638
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,839
No, not really.
I thought he was kind of a douche.
639
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,545
Well, you would know.
640
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,717
Hey, there.
641
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,470
- I know you.
- Hey.
642
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,551
I used to watch your show all the time.
643
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:33,646
Thanks so much.
644
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:36,101
Watching you out there in the world
living your best life.
645
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,273
- Yeah.
- Big old muscles.
646
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,435
- Taking names.
- Ok.
647
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,566
I'm gonna apologize
for my wife in advance.
648
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:44,657
- No problem.
- Ok.
649
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:49,578
Everything ok?
650
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,703
Yeah, fine. We'll be right back.
651
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,738
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
652
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,745
Why would you invite him
without asking me?
653
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,749
Oh, you two were so good together.
654
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,001
He was almost as bad as Michael.
655
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,208
Well, he made a mistake.
656
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,759
He cheated on me!
657
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:08,087
You were two young Hollywood actors.
658
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,887
Who wouldn't cheat in that situation?
659
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,507
I wouldn't. I didn't.
660
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,592
Well, you were always weird that way.
661
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,474
Oh, ok. Coming from someone
who's on her fifth husband.
662
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,147
Variety is the spice of life.
663
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,482
And I like spicy.
664
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,290
Don't you think
it would have been courteous
665
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,632
to let me know that he was coming?
666
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,944
I tried to,
but Jeff was always around and...
667
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,993
Oh, and then I had to freshen up.
I had to pick out my shoes.
668
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,035
And you were with the baby,
blah, blah, blah.
669
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,684
- And here we are.
- Ok, well you know what?
670
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,061
We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah,
and here we are over the years.
671
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,667
Can we just keep them to a minimum today?
672
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,245
Then we are in agreement.
673
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:45,208
I was only thinking about
my grandson's future.
674
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,667
Well, so am I.
675
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,253
And I am very proud of you for that.
676
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:53,345
Wow, I don't think
I've ever heard you say those words.
677
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,471
Especially not in a row like that.
678
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,177
No, I am serious.
679
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,105
You got right back on that horse.
680
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,309
And that shows that you had strength.
681
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,145
Remember after ed,
who would have thought
682
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,605
that I would meet silverio
the very next week?
683
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,407
- You went on a singles cruise.
- Well, even so.
684
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,781
Ok, look, mom, I really like Jeff, ok?
685
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,079
And he satisfies you and everything?
686
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,157
- Yes.
- And you are lubricated?
687
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:21,038
Oh, god. You know what, I am not
having this conversation with you.
688
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:24,087
Some women, you know,
they're like a desert down there
689
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,039
after they've had a child.
Not me, of course.
690
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,591
But, if that is the case,
you use coconut oil.
691
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,794
Oh, coconut oll.
I should use coconut oil.
692
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:34,302
- Great.
- Oh, darling, you're so tense.
693
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,224
You need a drink. Come on.
694
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,270
Mm-hm.
695
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,516
J come on over to my house j
696
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,723
j and let's have some fun j
697
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,025
j gonna have a house party j
698
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,648
shark attack.
699
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:50,481
J gonna have a house party j
700
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,815
- cheers!
- Cheers!
701
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,372
Oh, hey, guys. Oh, wow.
702
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,791
Yeah, when did you take these?
703
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,127
When you were doing shots, mommy.
704
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,750
- Oh, ok.
- I'm hungry.
705
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:06,881
- Oh, sweetheart.
- Me too.
706
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,879
Yeah. Well, you know,
we're gonna eat soon.
707
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:10,970
I'd tell you to go check,
708
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,990
but I think aunt Abby
would kick you out of the kitchen.
709
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,159
You wanna play for a little bit longer,
and then we'll go together?
710
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,452
- Yeah!
- All right, have fun, bye.
711
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,512
Sweet. You two want to have kids?
712
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,811
- Oh...
- No... maybe.
713
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,388
We don't know. We're not sure.
714
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,128
I want a whole horde of them.
I really do.
715
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,108
- Yeah?
- Yeah. She's found religion again,
716
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,881
so she's been doing this
whole praise thing.
717
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,691
I'm not religious.
It's for the holiday.
718
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,114
Sweat lodge?
719
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,493
Oh, sit home.
720
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,248
Cinnamon.
721
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,577
- Very specific type.
- I know. I know.
722
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:42,703
She's, look, I mean,
723
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,125
- she's got a good heart.
- Hey.
724
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,577
- Hey.
- Hi.
725
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,288
Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff?
726
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,339
- Boyfriend. No.
- Hi, how you doing?
727
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,385
- I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude.
- Yeah, you too.
728
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,343
How do you guys know each other?
729
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,516
- I'm her ex-boyfriend.
- Old friend.
730
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,429
Oh. Cool. Cool, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
731
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,983
Oh, so I don't need to tell you
just how thankful I am for this one today.
732
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,980
This one? Nah.
733
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,106
Oh, please.
734
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,800
- Best thing you ever lost.
- Kinda gross. Really?
735
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,010
- Yeah.
- I don't know about that.
736
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,095
I think you probably cried yourself
to sleep for a year after that.
737
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,825
I had allergies that are insane.
738
00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,140
- Maybe still do.
- You know that.
739
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,808
- You were the one that was crying a lot.
- Really, allergies?
740
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:21,742
Yeah, allergies.
741
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,994
- Sorry, bro.
- Yeah, that's cool, dude.
742
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,667
Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up?
743
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,419
- That'd be great.
- Ok.
744
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,589
Yeah. I'm comfortable enough
with myself to do that.
745
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,960
Oh, and plus I bought some fish.
746
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,464
I was gonna make fresh ceviche
with lemon and capers.
747
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,510
- Capers?
- You gonna make that for me?
748
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,259
- All for you.
- Aw.
749
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,760
I love ceviche.
750
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:44,136
I know. I saw it
on your Instagram profile.
751
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,721
Ooh, stalker.
752
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:49,057
And I am going to stalk every inch of you.
753
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,437
That's weird.
754
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,529
Ok.
755
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,061
Good to meet you, dude.
756
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,396
You too, Jeff.
757
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,740
What?
758
00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,363
You don't get to say anything.
759
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,240
He is adorable.
760
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,538
Does he make you a scone in the morning?
761
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,786
He is a lovely human being.
762
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,458
I bet he is.
763
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,999
So you kept in touch with Helen, huh?
764
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,959
Yeah, Helen's the best.
765
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,298
And I'm glad I did
because it's really great to see you.
766
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:24,801
Yeah, well, it's good to see you, too.
767
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,512
I have to admit, it's a bit weird.
768
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,751
You know what, it's a lot weird.
769
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,015
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we can say that.
770
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,984
Hey, you ever hear that old quote?
771
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,530
To be old and wise,
you gotta be young and stupid.
772
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,699
- Nope, never heard it.
- Yeah, it's a good one.
773
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,365
And how's that working out
for you, old man?
774
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,946
I'll let you know in the morning.
775
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,041
- Oh.
- Mm.
776
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,745
Oh... ok.
777
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,246
- Like that.
- That's bold.
778
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,543
- Is it?
- Yeah.
779
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,878
You might wanna just
cool that off a little.
780
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:53,796
Ok.
781
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,361
- Just have a dip in the pool.
- Sure.
782
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:56,946
- Yeah, chill out.
- You gonna join me? A little skinny dip?
783
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,176
Nope.
784
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,178
J gonna have a house party j
785
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:07,185
j gonna have a house party j
786
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,184
j gonna have a house party j
787
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,064
thirty, flirty and what?
788
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:16,356
Dirty.
789
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:21,609
You: Into palo-santo wood,
watching sex trafficking documentaries,
790
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,034
and piss play.
791
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,783
Me: A chapstick lesbian dj with a pickup,
792
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:29,787
into playful punching,
femmes that scratch, and sharing dessert.
793
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:36,044
You know, you seem really great, but,
dirt really makes me anxious, you know?
794
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,499
We'll talk about it later.
795
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:38,879
- All right.
- See you outside.
796
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,506
Not if I see you first outside.
797
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:41,507
- Oh.
- Oh, hello.
798
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,431
Sorry.
799
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:48,176
- Oh.
- Oh. Sorry.
800
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,932
I got the stuff, thanks.
801
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,389
Oh, no, I was just coming in
to make Molly some ceviche.
802
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,100
I understand, but I have zero time
for a debate on this.
803
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:57,857
Not looking to debate.
I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt.
804
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,108
But you can just take off your shirt. Ok?
805
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:07,908
- Hey.
- Hey.
806
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,791
I'm just checking in on the little guy.
807
00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:14,077
Aw, that's so sweet.
808
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,379
- Yeah.
- So tiny.
809
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,256
Yeah.
810
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,631
- And so cute.
- Mm.
811
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,300
She has to keep him alive the whole time?
812
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,344
Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal.
813
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,596
But how does that even work, like...?
814
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,145
What if, like, one of these
little fucking pom-poms
815
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,210
falls into his mouth while he's sleeping,
you know what I mean?
816
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:38,273
Or like, the window's open and it blows
like a wasp in or something?
817
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,194
Did you see my girl?
818
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:41,691
- Um...
- Or like what if...
819
00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,887
Didn't I read a thing where you have to
put them on their backs to go to sleep?
820
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,321
Like what if he throws up and...
821
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:49,246
Ok. He's gonna be all right.
822
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,037
- I am not so sure about you, but...
- Oh, yeah. I don't know.
823
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,084
Molly knows what he needs.
824
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,461
She knows what she needs, too.
825
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:01,133
Yeah, well, I think some quiet time
and reflection is what she needs.
826
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,801
I think a dick palate cleanse
is what she needs.
827
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,574
I think you might be
talking about yourself.
828
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,179
I think you might be right.
829
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,593
Thank god you guys are in here.
830
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,179
Hey, why is Jeff topless?
831
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:17,892
Oh, f... oh, my god.
I was being facetious.
832
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:18,986
Wait, Jeff's topless?
833
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,230
Mm-hm.
834
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,561
I miss everything.
835
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,521
Well, you're not missing much.
836
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:24,526
I mean...
837
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,778
That's like
the statue of David in there.
838
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:28,201
Ok.
839
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,826
Coming on a little strong,
aren't you, Jeff?
840
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,127
And we haven't even had
our appetizers yet.
841
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:42,295
Oh, no. I just didn't wanna
mess up my shirt.
842
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,343
Right. And I'm wearing underwear.
843
00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:52,468
So, tell me about
this philanthropy of yours.
844
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:53,972
It sounds fascinating.
845
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,975
Oh, yeah.
846
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,772
Well, can I be honest?
847
00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,860
Oh, please.
848
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,731
Do what I find really fascinating, Helen?
849
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,980
No, what?
850
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,532
How truly amazing I think
your daughter is.
851
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,986
Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's great.
852
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,492
And look, I want you to know,
853
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:17,997
I'm going to do whatever it takes
to make her happy in every way I can.
854
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:22,080
Like physically
and emotionally, spiritually,
855
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,962
environmentally, audibly, nutritionally.
856
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,803
- Financially?
- Yes.
857
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,006
Although, you should also know,
858
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,842
I don't really work
in the financial world.
859
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:37,395
Oh, well, no one ever said you had to
work in the financial world.
860
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:38,562
Good. Yeah.
861
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,016
'Cause the truth is,
I don't really work with money.
862
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,685
- Oh, not at all?
- No.
863
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,189
And... what do you live on?
864
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,404
Good question. Simple answer.
865
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,656
Philanthropy takes care of my life.
866
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:58,701
Oh! And how does philanthropy do that?
867
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:02,538
Well, when anyone ever donates
to one of my charities,
868
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:05,374
the charity then floats me money.
869
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,301
- Floats?
- Mm-hmm.
870
00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:09,503
Floats.
871
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,664
You know what, if guys love anal so much,
they should be willing to get anal.
872
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,770
Ok. That's never gonna happen.
873
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:19,937
No, you know actually,
874
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:22,461
Dan does like a little something
in his butt every once in a while.
875
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,645
- Really?
- What?
876
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,296
You know, a little thumb action
while he's watching sportscenter.
877
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,446
You know, I really used to love it,
878
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:32,116
but I was just too scared
to ask Michael to do it.
879
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,363
No.
880
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:37,914
I think I just felt like
maybe he would think I was dirty.
881
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:41,289
- Oh.
- Well, he was a tight-ass business dick
882
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,664
who looked good on paper.
883
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,292
Exactly. And that's why
we're not together anymore.
884
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,919
So, thank god for that.
885
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,625
- Mm-hmm.
- Guys.
886
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,823
- I mean, I don't want to be this friend.
- What?
887
00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,429
But, we have a lot
to be thankful for today.
888
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,474
Do we?
889
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,348
I mean, kids, and families, husbands.
890
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:00,724
I have none of those things.
891
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:04,023
- And friends.
- I don't know about husband, but friends.
892
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,020
Good friends.
893
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,976
- Fine.
- And...
894
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:10,567
These.
895
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,261
- What are those?
- Chocolate covered cherries?
896
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,901
They are definitely not
chocolate covered cherries.
897
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:16,076
They're shrooms.
898
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,075
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, shit.
899
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,452
They're micro-doses.
900
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:21,783
I got them from Claire.
901
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:22,993
She's a shaman now.
902
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,998
- Claire bortles?
- Yeah.
903
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,250
- Is a shaman now?
- Yeah, she just got certified.
904
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:30,334
From where?
That doesn't make sense. From where?
905
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,259
Just please tell me
it was an online class.
906
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,303
Anyway... who's in?
907
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,506
- Hmm?
- You?
908
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,928
Maybe when the little one
goes down for the night.
909
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,022
All right.
910
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,313
No, there it is.
911
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,400
Come on, abs.
912
00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,146
Oh, god. I...
913
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:48,976
No. You know what?
914
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,675
I'm gonna stay in this dimension today,
or I'll burn the cornbread.
915
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,052
- Oh, come on.
- It mustn't be burned.
916
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,094
Who cares about the cornbread?
917
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,574
I care about the cornbread.
918
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,152
Ok. Ok.
919
00:40:57,246 --> 00:41:00,158
I gotta tell you.
You guys used to be fun.
920
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,032
See you later.
921
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,458
See ya later.
922
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,752
See y'all the other side, heifers.
923
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,439
Just hand me your bra when you're ready.
924
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:11,170
- This bra's coming off in seconds.
- Oh, I know it is.
925
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,155
They're like a prison for your titties,
I'm telling you.
926
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,259
Why do we even wear them?
927
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:15,678
- I mean...
- I hate them so much.
928
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,076
I don't, I just let mine run free.
929
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,307
Yeah, but your breasts
are gonna be perky in the grave.
930
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,476
Mine are like...
931
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,928
Meh...
932
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,991
J [ain't got no problems j
933
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,364
j that's for real I
934
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,535
j ain't got no drama j
935
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,239
- do you like basketball?
- No, I don't like balls of any kind.
936
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,334
Hear that.
937
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,163
Oh, you are... you are gone.
938
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,873
Here we go, coming in hot.
939
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:52,968
There you go.
940
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,588
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Sorry.
941
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,921
Hey, Molly. Why don't you give
the baby monitor to Jeff?
942
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,847
Well, with the money he makes,
943
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,550
he's obviously going to be
a stay-at-home dad.
944
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,226
He might as well get used to it.
945
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,474
How do you know how much money he makes?
946
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:07,897
I think it's obvious.
947
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:10,191
- Yeah, it's pretty obvious.
- Yeah.
948
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,778
I think you're pretty obvious.
949
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:15,981
How so?
950
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,440
Why'd you come here today?
951
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,025
- What?
- "What?"
952
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,203
Did you hear I was going through a divorce
and you thought you'd swoop in?
953
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:23,809
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
954
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,164
- Yeah?
- Yeah, totally.
955
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:26,707
Well, you're a little bit too late.
956
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:29,706
Yeah, you're telling me. Wow.
Move fast.
957
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:33,335
- Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time.
- Mm-hm.
958
00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,612
Maybe there's more to life
than just having a good time.
959
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,592
- Is there though?
- Oh-ho...
960
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,138
That is rich coming from you.
Get outta here.
961
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,841
- We all need to grow up sometime.
- Oh, ok.
962
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,267
And you've grown up?
963
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,810
Yeah, I have. You can't tell?
964
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:47,808
- Not really.
- The beard.
965
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,561
- Oh, you're a grown up.
- Grown-ups get married and they...
966
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:52,141
Yeah, they do. Some of them do.
967
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,996
- And some of them get divorced.
- Is she ok?
968
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:56,191
- I'm gonna go take some pictures.
- Yeah.
969
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,695
So, that's me in a nutshell.
970
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,823
You're either into it or you're not.
971
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,451
We might be too similar.
972
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,708
You, me in an underground bunker.
973
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,538
Thirty-two year old aspiring witch
looking for someone
974
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:15,590
to follow the moon with
as we commit to civil disobedience,
975
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,839
plan a government coup
and survive the apocalypse.
976
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,340
Also... brunch.
977
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:24,595
Will always be the first to say namaste,
unless you're a greedy corporate pig,
978
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:27,097
then I'd drop kick you and be on my way.
979
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,395
Have you tried the green bean casserole?
980
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,394
Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it.
981
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:35,563
These organic?
982
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,361
Maybe.
983
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,155
I love a woman that can cook.
984
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:43,656
I love a woman who loves tomatoes
'cause they got...
985
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,494
Never mind.
986
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:48,823
See, you... I'm terrible at...
I can't do it.
987
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,621
What time is it?
988
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,420
- Fuck, these are taking too long.
- Huh?
989
00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,090
This is gonna push everything back.
These are taking too long.
990
00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,446
We need to make space.
991
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,085
There's a phone going here.
992
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,783
- Is this yours?
- What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
993
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,343
- Who is it?
- Barb.
994
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:07,550
Oh, god. It's my sister.
Can you just play with this?
995
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,727
And rearrange some shit
so that heats up more.
996
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,679
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Barb?
997
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:15,813
When we hit the Georgia state line,
I just give him a look.
998
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,440
I undo his belt buckle, then he does his...
999
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,863
What is happening? Barb?
1000
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:25,444
I say, "fuck me,
you big greasy piece of gabagool.”
1001
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:28,405
Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face!
1002
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,457
And I jerk him off
like a jackhammer.
1003
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,624
Oh, my god.
1004
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,120
It's so fucking...
1005
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,829
All right, well, I'm hanging up!
1006
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,882
- You're welcome.
- Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
1007
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:42,197
Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle
than anything else and so...
1008
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,088
Are you not even...
Are you look...
1009
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:46,972
On.
1010
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:48,845
Sorry, I didn't want to
interrupt your view.
1011
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:52,554
I think you're a fool
if you don't give him a chance.
1012
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,684
Well, if you won't have him, I will.
1013
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,194
This is, this is... I wrote this.
1014
00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:05,320
You wrote this one”?
1015
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,491
(Gunnar.
1016
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,203
You want to dance?
1017
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,785
Oh, of course. Excuse me.
1018
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,296
Ooh...
1019
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,413
Ooh.
1020
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:22,625
Ready?
1021
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,883
Ooh.
1022
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:34,095
Ok. I think I'm gonna go
check on the baby.
1023
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,393
Ok, this is done.
1024
00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:38,065
Yep. This too.
1025
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,072
Ok, so we need to get out
everything that's done,
1026
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,174
and then put those in
and then we gotta crank up the oven.
1027
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,717
Will that not just dry everything out?
1028
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,141
Well, what other option do we have?
1029
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:48,036
Oh, god.
1030
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,030
Ok, nice.
1031
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,156
Oh, god.
1032
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:52,871
Hey.
1033
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,415
This is so much fun.
1034
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,372
This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams.
1035
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,718
Hey, can you tell your boyfriend
to put a shirt on?
1036
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:06,805
You tell him.
1037
00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,075
I'm gonna go check on the baby.
1038
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,635
Oh, no, no, I wanna come.
1039
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:12,387
- Well, then get your sexy Booty upstairs.
- Oh, yeah.
1040
00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:16,224
You could come back with a shirt on.
1041
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,055
That'd be a cool thing to do.
1042
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,733
J and then you hear this sound &
1043
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,431
J and then you hear this sound &
1044
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,034
Abby.
1045
00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:21,494
Happy Thanksgiving.
1046
00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:24,205
Oh, happy Thanksgiving, Claire.
1047
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:30,591
Acai Berry tart
with a gluten-free chia seed crust.
1048
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:34,139
Mmm, yum. Mmm.
1049
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,638
Um, I just came to see if there's anything
1050
00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:38,040
- I can do to help.
- What's with the scarf?
1051
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:39,895
Is your hair cold?
1052
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:42,223
Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now.
1053
00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,809
I actually prefer the term sha-woman.
1054
00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:48,271
Oh. Ok. Whatever, Claire.
1055
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,052
You know, Abby,
Molly told me you're going through
1056
00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:52,283
- kind of a hard time, yeah?
- Mm.
1057
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:55,032
I just wanna tell you
that I am at your service
1058
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:58,455
all the time in love and gratitude.
1059
00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:01,955
Oh!
1060
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,627
What's funny?
1061
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,080
Well, I mean, you know.
1062
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,009
Come on.
1063
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,755
Come on what?
1064
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:12,336
Shamans are from Peru. Ok?
1065
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,887
Not San Bernardino.
1066
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:15,802
What is this?
1067
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,430
Oh, that's cold. Big surprise. Fuck.
1068
00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:22,480
- Nothing is working.
- Abby.
1069
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,056
Things aren't really working.
1070
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:28,520
It's good to sort of notice that
and hold it in your heart
1071
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:33,108
and just kind of absorb
what's that telling you?
1072
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:34,442
Maybe it's you.
1073
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,073
Oh, is that right?
1074
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,903
Hey, Claire. Hi, babe.
1075
00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:40,535
- How's it going?
- Oh, hey. Hey, hey.
1076
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,957
Let me guess, you're hungry?
1077
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,250
Yeah, actually.
1078
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,373
- Yeah, I'm starving.
- Famished.
1079
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,625
Do you know what she said to me
on new year's Eve?
1080
00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:48,956
- Who?
- Maeve.
1081
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,508
- Oh, shit.
- She's engaged, by the way.
1082
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:53,586
Yeah. You know what she said to me?
1083
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,592
After we planned out
our whole year together,
1084
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:57,923
which did not include Claire
on Thanksgiving, by the way.
1085
00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:01,595
She said, "I love you
to the moon and back."
1086
00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:02,895
Isn't that beautiful?
1087
00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,189
- That really is beautiful.
- Ok, fuck off, Claire.
1088
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:08,689
Do what the actual distance is
between the moon and back?
1089
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,565
Do you? No, you don't.
1090
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,271
Two and a half weeks.
1091
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,573
And that's how much longer
we were together.
1092
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,025
You'd think it'd be longer.
1093
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,111
You'd think it would be longer.
But it's not.
1094
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,491
And then you find yourself
in the kitchen on Thanksgiving
1095
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,977
with everyone breathing down your ass
1096
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,961
about a meal you don't fucking
care about anymore,
1097
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,456
while fickle fuck-o shamumu Claire
1098
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,833
tells you to be thankful
your ex got engaged!
1099
00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,664
And it takes all your might not to take
1100
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:34,047
her shitty-looking purple
Los Angeles garbage pie
1101
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,720
and punch it right in her asshole!
1102
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,082
You know, I think it might
actually be pretty hard
1103
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:47,348
to punch a tart
into someone's asshole.
1104
00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:50,059
You know what?
You organized this fucking dinner, Molly.
1105
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,736
This is your crazy house.
This whole thing is your stupid idea.
1106
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:59,200
You know what, fuck you, Abby!
1107
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,199
You fucking fuck-o!
1108
00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:04,498
'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues.
Did you, dude?
1109
00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:06,701
- Huh?
- Claire.
1110
00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:09,662
I can't hear you because you bounced.
1111
00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:13,545
- You know what?
- Like a little bitch.
1112
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:18,380
All right?
But I'm still here, ready to go.
1113
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,056
I think she's probably gone, Claire.
1114
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:25,056
I'm gonna ask that you
don't step to me in the future.
1115
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:30,057
I think just, you know,
she's going through a hard time.
1116
00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:32,393
Don't take it personally.
1117
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:35,446
Yeah. I'm sorry. I, uh...
1118
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,899
I forgot about the universe.
1119
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:40,614
It's ok.
1120
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,696
We all forget about
the universe sometimes.
1121
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,075
Well, I think we got this, right?
1122
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,000
- We can figure this out.
- Yup.
1123
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,088
- Yup.
- Totally.
1124
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,208
- Cool. Yeah, ok.
- It's just food.
1125
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:54,790
All right. Let's... Jeff?
1126
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,546
- Yeah?
- What's in here?
1127
00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,573
Figure what that is,
what needs to happen with that.
1128
00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:00,087
I'll just... that's hot.
1129
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:01,718
- You ok?
- This pie looks great.
1130
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:03,424
- Thank you.
- It really does.
1131
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,100
I would never shove it up your ass.
1132
00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:11,023
- Yeah?
- Ab.
1133
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:12,941
You know you can come in.
1134
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:18,989
Hey. What's going on?
1135
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,944
Well, I haven't made out
with anyone yet this whole year
1136
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:26,451
and she's engaged to
a fucking daddy dyke already?
1137
00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:28,578
Was I not man enough for her?
1138
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:31,832
Oh, sweetheart. Come here.
1139
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:38,254
Wait. You haven't made out
with anyone all year?
1140
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:42,463
No. Yeah, is that bad?
1141
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:46,050
- No.
- I mean, I can't just walk up to someone
1142
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,431
on the street all...
You know, I'm just not ready.
1143
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:50,771
Yeah.
1144
00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:52,189
Ok, come here.
1145
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:54,733
Ok. Oh, ok. Ok.
1146
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:00,992
There you go.
1147
00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:02,571
Now you've made out with someone.
1148
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,319
What is that? Lemongrass?
1149
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,075
Mm. I don't know.
1150
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,781
Oh, that's good.
1151
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:17,423
I had so much rage, I had to do
silent meditation for about two years.
1152
00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:19,716
- Didn't say a word.
- Wow.
1153
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:22,215
And I was shaking for the first year.
1154
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,796
Yeah, I gotta do it.
1155
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:26,132
I had a couple of hemorrhoids
last year come back again.
1156
00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,763
You know, knock, knock,
hemorrhoids are back.
1157
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:30,824
It's just 'cause my anger's
been bubbling up
1158
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,763
and those things have been bubbling out.
1159
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,098
Does this look vegan to you?
1160
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:35,228
No idea.
1161
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,144
It doesn't smell vegan.
1162
00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:41,446
- 'Cause it smells good?
- Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble.
1163
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:43,865
I'll put a little bow on it.
1164
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:47,365
Yeah. All right,
so basically anything with a bow
1165
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:50,163
or a cork in it is a vegan gamble.
1166
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,957
Anything with chopstick
in it is pure vegan,
1167
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,832
and anything with some almonds
on top is vegetarian.
1168
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,254
Everything else is delicious.
1169
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,332
All right. Dinner is served.
1170
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,212
- Right on.
- Ok.
1171
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,006
I auren!
1172
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:10,593
Hm.
1173
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,553
All right, just put it...
1174
00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:14,855
- Oh, you got the...
- Hi.
1175
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,211
Sorry, I'm just gonna
put this down here.
1176
00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:17,816
Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes.
1177
00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,234
- Great.
- Molly?
1178
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,465
- Yeah?
- Where do you want the Turkey?
1179
00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:22,008
You can just put it here.
It's a good spot.
1180
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:25,024
- Yeah, here. Got it?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1181
00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:28,152
I love that. I love that.
1182
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,203
- Look at that.
- Where are you sitting?
1183
00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:33,828
I guess sort of here so I can run
in and out of the kitchen, yeah.
1184
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,034
That's good.
1185
00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:35,993
- Oh!
- What else do we need?
1186
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,168
Sorry, I was gonna...
1187
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:39,234
There wasn't a good time,
so I was gonna give you these.
1188
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,546
I made these for us
to just remember the day by.
1189
00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:44,922
- That's you. That's me.
- Oh, it's sweet.
1190
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,344
I just wanted to be romantic.
1191
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:47,742
But you, I mean, it doesn't mean...
1192
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,223
I mean, if you wanna frame them
you can do whatever you want.
1193
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:51,891
- Ok, thanks.
- That's it.
1194
00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,498
I didn't draw Eden.
I didn't think that... yeah.
1195
00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,729
- They're for you.
- Thank you.
1196
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:58,273
Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh?
1197
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,520
Yeah.
1198
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,025
- Mommy.
- Oh, my god.
1199
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,777
Hi, Lilly. _ oh!
1200
00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,984
Hey. Hey, hey, squirt.
What's going on?
1201
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,069
Mommy, what are you doing?
1202
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:11,491
Uh...
1203
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:13,788
Is dinner ready?
1204
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:15,741
What are you doing?
1205
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:21,414
I'm, um...
I'm helping aunt Abby feel better.
1206
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:22,964
What's wrong aunt Abby?
1207
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:25,007
Well, Lilly, I was sad,
1208
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,048
why were you sad?
1209
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:37,013
Well, I just found out
that an ex-sweetheart of mine
1210
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,847
is marrying a daddy dy...
1211
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,024
- Person. Person.
- Mm... mm-hm.
1212
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,227
And that made me very sad.
1213
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:47,907
And so mommy made aunt Abby feel better.
1214
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:49,199
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1215
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:54,030
Because, uh... because kisses
make people feel better.
1216
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,285
Yes, they do. They sure do.
1217
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:58,792
What's, uh... what's going on?
1218
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,370
Mommy was making aunt Abby feel better.
1219
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:02,830
Oh, god. Ok.
1220
00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:04,381
Oh, really?
1221
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,208
And how was she doing that?
1222
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,138
Lilly, honey, why don't you
go sit with your brother?
1223
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,466
I'll be there in a second.
1224
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,141
=I = spat
1225
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,271
I adies.
1226
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:21,644
- Well, well, well.
- Dan, listen.
1227
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,600
- Listen to what?
- I am sorry.
1228
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:24,901
Ok, yes, you are.
1229
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:28,230
Yet, yet we weren't
really making out at all.
1230
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,862
- Oh. Ok.
- I mean, we were making out a little bit,
1231
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:33,990
but in a different...
Like she felt very safe to me.
1232
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,163
My wife felt safe to you?
1233
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,036
Can I just...
Can I talk to him for a second?
1234
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,833
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna leave you guys alone.
1235
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,627
You're great. I love you though.
1236
00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:44,830
- Well, we don't need...
- We're good, right?
1237
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:48,383
We don't need no more love from you.
All right? You gave us enough love.
1238
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,470
Who's gonna carve this Turkey?
1239
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:56,178
- No?
- Do you...
1240
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:59,637
Well, maybe Molly should carve the Turkey.
1241
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:02,643
You know, in the name of feminism.
1242
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,068
Oh, that's sweet.
1243
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:08,150
But I don't know how to carve a Turkey,
so, anyone go for it.
1244
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,800
You know, I'd love to carve the Turkey.
1245
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,027
- Is that ok?
- Yes.
1246
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,904
Oh, please.
1247
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:14,806
I like a man who knows
how to handle his Turkey.
1248
00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:17,287
Well, then you should see
what I can do with my Turkey.
1249
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,035
- Right?
- Right.
1250
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,562
And who's gonna lead us in a blessing?
1251
00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,167
- I can.
- Yeah.
1252
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:24,040
Bless that food for Jesus.
1253
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:26,543
Ok, so you pray and I'll carve after that.
1254
00:56:26,842 --> 00:56:29,925
This will be a non-denominational
spiritual blessing.
1255
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,798
This is so beautiful.
1256
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:36,553
Um... the people,
the temperature, the air.
1257
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:38,508
Bless this lettuce.
1258
00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:41,892
This is such nice fresh,
probably from the farmer's market.
1259
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,600
The green beans also...
1260
00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:47,351
Yeah. Those are sweet.
1261
00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:50,062
They are in season.
Bless this vegetable medley.
1262
00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:52,569
I see baby carrots. Hi, guys.
1263
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:54,524
All my friends are in here.
Lima beans.
1264
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,491
Mm, green peas.
1265
00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:02,324
Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory.
1266
00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:07,121
Bless you guys
and bless all of us for being here.
1267
00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:11,003
I know a lot of us
probably come from broken families.
1268
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:12,129
I do.
1269
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,337
Thank you.
1270
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,219
I have never spent Thanksgiving
with other people.
1271
00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,012
So, thank you.
1272
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:25,473
I feel really blessed to be here,
and thank you so much, hostess, and host.
1273
00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:28,608
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1274
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:29,695
Thank you, Jesus.
1275
00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:31,069
Amen, all right.
1276
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,566
Amen to heaven above.
1277
00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:34,444
- Here we go.
- Let's eat.
1278
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,471
Is it ok that we're starting without
the rest of the guys?
1279
00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:39,487
Yeah, it's ok. Let's just enjoy it.
They'll be out in a minute.
1280
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,994
We talked about this.
You said you didn't mind.
1281
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:44,520
Well, I thought I was gonna be there.
1282
00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:46,080
Well, we didn't say that.
1283
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:48,566
Well, I definitely didn't think
our goddamn daughter was gonna be there.
1284
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,956
Yeah, but she's like tiny.
1285
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:52,211
What do you mean?
1286
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,883
I can't wait until she gets to school
1287
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,882
and start making motherfuckers
feel better then.
1288
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,339
Oh, come on now. Don't be angry.
1289
00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:00,014
- Come on, daddy.
- Look, man.
1290
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:03,060
Don't. All right? I'm upset.
1291
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,558
I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset.
1292
00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,139
Stop. No, no.
1293
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,192
Jeez.
1294
00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:12,439
On!
1295
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:14,317
Ok. I'm obviously drunk.
1296
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:17,241
And probably a few other things.
1297
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,488
I wanna talk about this with you,
I really do.
1298
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:22,696
I wanna talk about feelings
and boundaries.
1299
00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:24,952
- Ok.
- And feelings.
1300
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:25,907
Ok.
1301
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,163
But right now...
1302
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,960
- Ok.
- I need to sit down.
1303
00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:31,755
Ok.
1304
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,300
This ground is so hard.
1305
00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:38,553
This motherfuckin'...
1306
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,222
Oh, it's like
made out of stone or something.
1307
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:51,148
Oh, screw it.
1308
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,158
How do you like me now, Claire?
1309
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,909
I'll step to you all day.
1310
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,585
For the blitz that he knows is coming.
1311
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,217
And it is! He's through!
1312
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:25,472
He caught him napping
and now it's another open field ahead.
1313
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,053
Thirty-five... forty...
What a block!
1314
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:38,029
You just wait until Christmas.
1315
00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:42,200
I promise you. You bet your black ass
I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass.
1316
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,620
Yes, I am. That x in Christmas,
watch what I do with that x.
1317
00:59:47,793 --> 00:59:49,875
- Let's eat.
- Let's eat.
1318
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:55,589
They say that salsa is all in the hips,
but I think it is in the pelvis.
1319
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,462
Why don't you just say genitals.
We all know that's what you mean.
1320
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:03,217
Well, if anyone at this table
has ever made love to a man who can salsa,
1321
01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:05,424
they know exactly what I'm talking about.
1322
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,038
I know exactly what you're talking about.
1323
01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:07,972
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1324
01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:10,520
Well, I can't salsa, ok?
1325
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,939
But I have never had any complaints
in that department.
1326
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:14,732
None that you know of.
1327
01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:18,228
- Can someone pass the wine?
- Oh, really?
1328
01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,675
- Yeah, really.
- What do you mean?
1329
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,940
Remember that real serious face
you used to make?
1330
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,902
- Oh, come on.
- That's how I knew you were connecting.
1331
01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:29,289
Hey, brianne,
would you mind passing the wine?
1332
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:32,368
At least he looked you in the eye.
1333
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:35,191
Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys
who don't look you in the eye, Helen?
1334
01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:38,082
Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s.
1335
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:40,167
You were lucky
if they even asked back then.
1336
01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:42,253
Are you talking about rape?
1337
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:44,258
Abby, have a drink.
1338
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:47,466
I would love to, if someone would just
pass the fucking wine over here.
1339
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,892
Well, thank you, Helen.
1340
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,095
And, by the way, I would have asked.
1341
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,554
You wouldn't have had to.
1342
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,355
Oh, is that right? Ooh!
1343
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:56,808
- You want some Turkey?
- Oh, yeah!
1344
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,688
Should we leave you two alone?
1345
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,898
We were just playing around.
1346
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,654
- We're having fun.
- Yeah.
1347
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,780
I think you forgot how to do that.
1348
01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:10,285
Um, excuse me, I think I am
throwing a party here, am I not?
1349
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:13,082
Well, why don't you act like it, hmm?
1350
01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:15,126
How am I not acting like it?
1351
01:01:15,213 --> 01:01:17,249
You're on baby duty.
I totally get it.
1352
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,171
- Thank you.
- Not today you don't.
1353
01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,715
I'm on baby duty, remember?
1354
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:22,918
Let's fucking party!
1355
01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,471
All right, here we go!
1356
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,744
You know, I gotta tell you, Helen,
you're a goddamn blast.
1357
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:33,182
You guys, I mean, let...
To Helen, and all that skin she's showing.
1358
01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,388
Hey!
1359
01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:37,189
To me being a goddamn blast!
1360
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:42,279
Oh, yes. Shots, party. Vegas.
1361
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,651
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Right on.
1362
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,904
- Oh, you know what we should do.
- Mmm?
1363
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:52,535
Everyone at the table should just say
15 reasons they are thankful.
1364
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,620
What are you grateful for?
1365
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,147
Oh, shit, he's awake.
1366
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,877
Ooh, I got him.
I'll take care of him.
1367
01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:01,456
No, it's all right. I got it.
Or are you just dying to get out of here?
1368
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,382
Yeah, a little bit.
1369
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,176
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
1370
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:06,878
Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving.
1371
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:09,613
I think Helen's gonna be topless soon,
you don't want to miss that.
1372
01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,803
All right, I'll go first.
1373
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:17,640
I'm thankful for meeting Molly,
1374
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,146
because without that
I would have never met
1375
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,773
you beautiful human beings.
1376
01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,694
So, thank you, Molly.
1377
01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:25,238
Molly.
1378
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:27,031
That's wonderful.
1379
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:32,909
I'll go.
Um... I myself am thankful for ayahuasca.
1380
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:37,621
I was able to do it about
nine or ten times this year,
1381
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:39,668
and each time was a revelation.
1382
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,793
It's deep. It's emotional.
1383
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:50,013
- Well...
- I wasn't done.
1384
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:54,013
- Oh.
- It's also, it's weirdly intellectual.
1385
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,971
'Cause you get in your head,
you start thinking about things.
1386
01:02:57,065 --> 01:03:00,728
Click, click, click, click, click.
Different ways.
1387
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:04,061
And that's it.
1388
01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:05,486
That's great.
1389
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:08,315
I am thankful for my
cross-fit gym taking off
1390
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,696
and fucking killing it this year.
1391
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,277
And also that I get to stick my wein
1392
01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:14,203
in the hottest chick
in tustin, California.
1393
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,538
I am thankful for Christmas.
1394
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,494
Ok, nobody knows
what you're talking about.
1395
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,204
Nobody knows what you're talking about.
1396
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,291
- No, I get it.
- Sorry, you guys.
1397
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:27,113
No, it's like a month away.
It's just awareness.
1398
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,297
I'm thankful for it, too.
1399
01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:32,256
They are killing it today.
1400
01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:34,393
A yummy?
1401
01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:42,065
Yummy! That good?
1402
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,184
I made it myself.
1403
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,736
You like my pie. Mm-hmm.
1404
01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:49,321
- Skal!
- Skal!
1405
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,865
- Skal!
- School?
1406
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,067
- Skal.
- Skal.
1407
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,572
- I'm good.
- I love you.
1408
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:54,698
Ok, I love you, too.
1409
01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,700
- You done?
- Yup. Yeah.
1410
01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:00,079
All right, 'cause mama's high.
I need some lovin' right now.
1411
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:01,647
Ok, I got you, baby. I got you.
1412
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,959
- I need some ice cream.
- I'm gonna get you some ice cream.
1413
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,790
Im'ma get you some ice cream.
1414
01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:08,671
All right, sweetheart.
1415
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,257
J hey j
1416
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,886
j everyone can get love &
1417
01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:18,013
j everyone can get laid j
1418
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:22,723
j you know you're up
when you find the ones who stay &
1419
01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:25,177
I feel like when I'm there
it's like I'm following the moon.
1420
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,916
It's like that's how I feel
when I'm there.
1421
01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:30,901
Well, we're always following the moon,
'cause like we're made of water.
1422
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,699
And the moon is what controls the tides.
1423
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,823
So, you don't even have to try
to follow the moon.
1424
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:38,280
It's just leading us around.
1425
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:40,036
I can't believe that you know that.
1426
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,242
I love how big your hands are.
1427
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:43,452
Oh, my gosh.
1428
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,002
They are pretty big, huh?
1429
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:47,331
Yeah, but it's so powerful.
1430
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,426
Abby.
1431
01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:52,513
Abby.
1432
01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:54,341
- Abby.
- Yo!
1433
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,797
- Abby.
- Abby.
1434
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,508
Whoa. Who are you guys?
1435
01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:02,095
You can't tell?
We're your fairy gay mothers.
1436
01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:04,146
Fairy gay mothers?
1437
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,400
Yeah. All the newbies get one.
1438
01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:08,567
On.
1439
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,191
Thanks, but I'm not a newbie.
1440
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,146
I've slept with over two women, so...
1441
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,402
Well...
1442
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:16,610
- Two, wow.
- A lesbian lothario.
1443
01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,114
Hmm. I like you guys.
1444
01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:21,369
So, you're in your teenage lesbian years.
1445
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,450
We know how awkward that can be.
1446
01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:26,412
- Especially in your 30s.
- Most people have houses by then.
1447
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,838
Yeah, I'm content
just to have boobs in my bed.
1448
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,256
Oh, that never goes away.
1449
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:31,654
- Boobs are the best.
- We love that.
1450
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:35,136
So, you fell in love with a woman
who locked you in a closet at a party
1451
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:37,305
because she didn't like
what you were wearing?
1452
01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:39,007
Routine. Par for the course.
1453
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:40,746
If I had a tool belt
for every time that happened.
1454
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:43,011
And you stayed with her
because you loved her?
1455
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:47,395
Stayed with her
because she felt like... like home.
1456
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:51,228
Baby girl, you're the home
you're looking for.
1457
01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:53,187
You just have to invite others in.
1458
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:57,026
It doesn't matter
if those others are butch, femme.
1459
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,985
A stone top, a cold bottom.
1460
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,911
A dirty Carla, a clean Carla.
1461
01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:03,786
A deep sea diver. A clam digger.
1462
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:07,415
- Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke. Baby dyke.
- A rug doctor.
1463
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,962
- A dj.
- A European bush woman.
1464
01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,040
- A spitting yak.
- A cunt runt.
1465
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,988
- A dumpster butt.
- A pussy pioneer.
1466
01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:15,377
With a covered wagon.
1467
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:20,307
And that home you've been looking for,
it was inside you all along.
1468
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,099
It was?
1469
01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:24,223
Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped.
I mean, come on.
1470
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,805
You're pretty fucked up. Ha!
1471
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:31,439
All you have to do is knock
your wingtip Oxfords together three times,
1472
01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:33,611
- and say...
- There's no place...
1473
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,313
- Like home.
- Depot.
1474
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:37,319
- There's no place...
- Like home.
1475
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:38,650
Depot.
1476
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:40,235
- There's no place...
- Like home.
1477
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:41,410
Depot.
1478
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,284
There's no place like home depot.
1479
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:46,582
There's no place like home depot.
There's no place like home depot.
1480
01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:56,084
- And you were close to your brother?
- Mm-hm.
1481
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,970
And what's funny
is the day he went missing
1482
01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:02,015
is the day I started to find myself.
1483
01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,101
Wow.
1484
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,177
And, yeah, do I want him to come back?
1485
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:06,181
- Yeah.
- Yes.
1486
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,729
- Yeah.
- And also no.
1487
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,016
The last word we got from...
1488
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:12,896
You just kind of know vo...
1489
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,188
Cabulary.
1490
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,273
Oh, my god. So sorry.
1491
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:21,451
Claire, sha-woman.
Sha-woman, Claire.
1492
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,620
- Listen. Hi.
- Hi, come on in.
1493
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:28,791
Hi, hi, hi.
Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry.
1494
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,915
My outburst earlier was not cool.
1495
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:36,124
Had a little bit of an epiphany,
and I realized that I was wrong.
1496
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:38,301
I'm sorry. I respect your...
1497
01:07:40,265 --> 01:07:43,598
This. I love this for you.
1498
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:47,769
Abby, you should never,
ever apologize for being,
1499
01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:51,347
- just being simply where you are.
- Mm-hm.
1500
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:52,442
Which is...
1501
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,268
- Right here.
- Right here.
1502
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,145
Hey.
1503
01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:00,357
Where the miracles happen.
1504
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:04,410
I'm just saying
your timing is interesting.
1505
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,863
What is so interesting about wanting
1506
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,994
to spend time with my daughter
and my grandson?
1507
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:11,291
Where's silverio?
1508
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,079
At home. Why?
1509
01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:15,913
Why isn't he here with you?
1510
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,041
You're in trouble again, aren't you?
1511
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:23,968
Well, just because I'm getting a divorce
doesn't mean that I am in trouble.
1512
01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:25,969
- Oh!
- It just means that I no longer want to
1513
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,221
- drive around Europe on a food truck.
- Bingo.
1514
01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,312
I knew it.
I knew you weren't here for us.
1515
01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:36,109
- Your feet are getting big.
- Yeah, they are.
1516
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,776
You have bigger feet.
1517
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,980
- Ooh!
- Mom!
1518
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:42,156
Whoa, whoa,
not too close to mommy's face.
1519
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,325
Are you able to do...
1520
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:45,986
Watch yourself.
1521
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,661
Does she make it?
1522
01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:55,036
Hey, little man.
1523
01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,291
What's going on?
1524
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,165
Oh, you sad?
1525
01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:04,171
Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah.
1526
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:09,134
Society's gonna try to make you conform
to all of its crazy messed up standards
1527
01:09:09,228 --> 01:09:13,267
because society is up women's asses.
1528
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:16,270
I mean, society is just
up inside our assholes.
1529
01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:19,103
Don't be sad. Hey, hey, hey.
1530
01:09:19,197 --> 01:09:22,314
I ook... look.
1531
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:25,366
Eden. Eden, smile.
1532
01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:30,451
Telling us what to do, and what to think,
and how to be, and what to say,
1533
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,873
and how come your nails
aren't long enough?
1534
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,417
How come your head isn't laid down,
and your hair ain't there?
1535
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,166
But let me tell you something right now.
1536
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:39,292
You live your life the way you want to.
1537
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:41,716
And you're a strong black woman.
1538
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:44,294
And don't take no mess
'cause who run the world?
1539
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,847
- Girls.
- Ok, mommy.
1540
01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:52,803
Thank you for that
wonderful holiday story.
1541
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,182
It was really nice.
1542
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,477
Say, "papa."
1543
01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,688
Shh-shh.
1544
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:08,154
Whoa.
1545
01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:10,657
Whoa, ok.
1546
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:19,370
What are you doing?
1547
01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:22,460
He just latched on.
1548
01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:26,253
And you know, I didn't wanna
embarrass him or anything.
1549
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:30,222
Shh-shh-shh-shh. That's ok.
1550
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,640
- Jeff.
- Yeah.
1551
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:33,184
Can I have him, please?
1552
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:36,889
- Yeah, sure. Here. No worries.
- Ok.
1553
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,027
I'm... I think I'm gonna put him down.
1554
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,400
Yeah, cool. Cool.
1555
01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:50,276
Do you mind if I just
get a moment with him?
1556
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:53,325
Oh, my god, yes. Of course, darling.
Go ahead.
1557
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:57,742
- I will see you downstairs.
- Ok.
1558
01:10:58,296 --> 01:10:59,502
Good night.
1559
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:03,874
You're ok.
1560
01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:06,918
Ok.
1561
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:08,969
Let's have a little sleep, shall we?
1562
01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:11,297
I love you. I love you.
1563
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:19,441
Sleeping?
1564
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,315
He will be in a minute.
1565
01:11:21,903 --> 01:11:24,485
Why don't you let me take over now?
1566
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:28,568
Well, even you can admit
I can handle this.
1567
01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,614
You know what, I would love that.
1568
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:33,945
- Oh.
- Thank you.
1569
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,405
You are welcome.
1570
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:43,959
I showed up here tonight, honestly,
wanting to like talk to a wall.
1571
01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:46,131
Am I better than a wall?
1572
01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:48,759
Honey...
1573
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:50,336
I just called you honey.
1574
01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,389
This is going fast,
but I want you to know...
1575
01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:57,302
J youand lj - you and I I
1576
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,890
- j let's just do it one more time j
- > One more time j
1577
01:12:02,944 --> 01:12:06,357
- j let's get high &
- J let's get high &
1578
01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,403
j live until we die j
1579
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,076
hello?
1580
01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,115
Oh, is that you, brianne?
1581
01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,115
- Hi.
- Hi.
1582
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,622
Hi. Hello.
1583
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:23,703
- Hello?
- Hello.
1584
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:27,336
Ok, uh, I'll just...
I'll go to another bathroom.
1585
01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:42,851
- Who the fuck invited all these people?
- Oh...
1586
01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:46,438
And who's the silver fox
Helen's talking to?
1587
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:49,271
I might have texted a couple of people.
1588
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,233
- Oh, a couple of people.
- Yeah, people you'd like.
1589
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:56,194
Fuck it. You know what?
1590
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:58,951
Baby's down for the night,
Helen says she's watching him,
1591
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:01,532
so it's momma time.
1592
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:03,288
- Yeah!
- Oh!
1593
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,870
- What are you drinking up here?
- Hennessy and ginger.
1594
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:10,049
- Ooh, all right.
- There she goes. There she goes.
1595
01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:20,259
J light it up, burn it down j
1596
01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:22,345
j steal the mic, feel the crowd j
1597
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,182
j live it loud j
1598
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:37,534
J they wanna see you running j
1599
01:13:38,915 --> 01:13:41,327
j it's just... static I
1600
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,292
j I know you see us coming j
1601
01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:49,497
j the way it doesn't matter j
1602
01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,217
j lightitup j
1603
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:52,302
j burn it down j
1604
01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:53,386
j steal the mic j
1605
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:54,335
j feel the crowd j
1606
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,670
j live it loud j
1607
01:13:58,476 --> 01:13:59,476
j lightitup j
1608
01:13:59,518 --> 01:14:00,518
j burn it down j
1609
01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:01,603
j steal the mic j
1610
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:02,551
j feel the crowd j
1611
01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,057
j live it loud j
1612
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,350
j I feel so rough j»
1613
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:12,278
j tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool &
1614
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:13,946
j all right j
1615
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:16,115
I t's all love j
1616
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:20,366
j tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool &
1617
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,196
j all right j
1618
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,781
I t's all love j
1619
01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:27,748
I t's all love j
1620
01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:33,291
really? You said
you wanted to watch the baby.
1621
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:34,717
Don't you hear him crying?
1622
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:37,341
Sweetheart, that's what babies do.
1623
01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:38,796
- They cry.
- Oh.
1624
01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:40,472
I can't get anything right with her.
1625
01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:41,924
I knew this was gonna happen.
1626
01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:44,893
What was that about?
1627
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,527
He's got a rash.
1628
01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:59,233
He must be having an allergic
reaction to something.
1629
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,989
I think he's wheezing.
1630
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,036
We should take him to the hospital.
1631
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,163
I'll drive.
1632
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,245
I can't drive.
1633
01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:08,496
Well, then, call a lyft!
1634
01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,077
Dumpster butt.
1635
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,254
Oh, my god, Abby!
What is wrong with you?
1636
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,627
I need you. Wake up!
1637
01:15:14,719 --> 01:15:17,131
I'm awoke. Just can't drive.
1638
01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:19,883
You know what? Never mind.
Never mind.
1639
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:21,756
Twenty-five minutes
for a fucking ambulance.
1640
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:25,435
- Are they out of their minds?
- Well, the lyft says three minutes away.
1641
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:26,556
Ok.
1642
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:29,684
He's definitely wheezing, but,
at least we can hear him breathing, right?
1643
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,140
So, that's a good sign.
1644
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:33,005
He must have eaten something
he shouldn't have.
1645
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,439
It's ok.
1646
01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:36,812
Hey, can babies...
1647
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,024
He can have pecans, right?
1648
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:44,324
Did you give him some of your fucking pie?
1649
01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:47,532
Just a... not a whole piece.
Just like the tiniest little bit.
1650
01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:48,911
- I'm not an idiot.
- Fuck, Abby!
1651
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,791
He must be allergic to pecans.
Shh-shh. It's ok, it's ok.
1652
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,292
There's nothing ok about this.
1653
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:56,214
No, I know there's nothing ok about this!
1654
01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:59,135
Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts
before they're one.
1655
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:02,213
- What were you thinking?
- I didn't realize a pecan was a nut!
1656
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:06,843
I mean... no, I realized it,
but like I wasn't thinking.
1657
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:08,393
Of course you weren't thinking.
1658
01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,722
You haven't been thinking
for the past year.
1659
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:13,148
You've just been
living in denial about Maeve
1660
01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:14,816
and feeling sorry for yourself.
1661
01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:18,396
You know what? You are the one
refusing to deal with your truth, not me!
1662
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:21,028
What do you about dealing with your truth?
1663
01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:24,360
You were in the closet
until you were fucking 29 years old.
1664
01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:27,071
Well, I'm not the one
who wanted to have a party today.
1665
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,576
- Oh.
- You were.
1666
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:31,204
You're going through a divorce.
Act like it.
1667
01:16:31,295 --> 01:16:32,501
How can I?!
1668
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,169
Every time I bring up my divorce,
1669
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,485
you start talking about your breakup
as if it's the same fucking thing!
1670
01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:37,919
Well, why isn't it?
1671
01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:40,752
- I was married for four years!
- So what?
1672
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:43,929
My husband left me with a five-month old!
1673
01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:46,974
And I dated a woman who shaved my head
in the middle of the night
1674
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:50,428
'cause she saw a gray hair.
You can't quantify grief.
1675
01:16:50,523 --> 01:16:53,435
Here we go with the lesbian
fucking sob story again.
1676
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:54,732
What are you talking about?
1677
01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:57,526
You know what? Never mind.
I can't deal with you right now.
1678
01:16:57,613 --> 01:17:01,231
I'm sorry. I just can't believe
you're saying this to me right now
1679
01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:04,283
when you know I'm on shrooms.
Your mouth is like...
1680
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:07,578
It's moving all weird like a puppet
and it is freaking me out!
1681
01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:09,371
Did it ever occur to you that maybe
1682
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,200
I'm not ready to deal
with the pain that I'm feeling?
1683
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,250
And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound,
1684
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,296
but it's something
that I need right now, ok?
1685
01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:20,590
- Molls?
- Oh, fuck.
1686
01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:25,095
You know, maybe I didn't wanna
spend today with just you
1687
01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:26,493
because I didn't want to listen to you
1688
01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:29,008
bitch about some woman
who never loved you.
1689
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,765
I've been listening to it
for the whole fucking year.
1690
01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:35,098
I can't do it anymore, Abby!
1691
01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:37,274
Ok.
1692
01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:44,231
Abby, what the hell is going on?
1693
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,816
I gave the baby nuts.
1694
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:49,244
He's having an allergic reaction,
and Molly has a puppet mouth.
1695
01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:51,868
Ok, Molly, wait. I'm coming with you.
1696
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:11,262
Well, this happened at my niece's school.
1697
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:16,063
One kid went and sat where
the other kids would eat nuts.
1698
01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,150
He just sat.
1699
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,605
And then he died.
1700
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,739
Help! Help!
1701
01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,325
Hello? Hi. Excuse me,
can somebody help us?
1702
01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:30,869
- We need help please.
- Yeah.
1703
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:32,596
He's having an allergic reaction to nuts.
1704
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,782
- Yeah, he gobbled nuts.
- Ok, are you his mother?
1705
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:35,877
- Yes.
- Yes.
1706
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:38,081
- Were you there when it happened?
- No, I wasn't.
1707
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,831
Have you been drinking today, ma'am?
1708
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:45,380
No, I had a little bit of wine, but no.
1709
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,115
All right.
Did you bring your insurance card?
1710
01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:48,200
- Yeah. Yes.
- Did you? Yeah.
1711
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:49,680
Yeah, in here.
1712
01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:51,302
- Come on!
- Hang on.
1713
01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:52,428
- Relax.
- Sorry.
1714
01:18:57,274 --> 01:18:59,731
Ok. When you get done with that
will you bring me
1715
01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:01,604
two bottles of pedialyte to room one?
1716
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:04,687
We're gonna check him out.
We'll see what the real issue is.
1717
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:07,865
I just told you what the issue is.
He had nuts. His throat might close up.
1718
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:10,785
- Can you just check him?
- We will. You said you weren't there.
1719
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:13,141
We just need to make sure that nobody
gave him anything else,
1720
01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:17,579
- like drugs or alcohol.
- Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol.
1721
01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:19,550
- Well, we don't know that.
- Well, I know that!
1722
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:22,442
I'm his mother, and I am telling you
that he didn't have drugs or alcohol.
1723
01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:24,331
He had nuts.
Can you just treat him for that?
1724
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,883
Ok. Just calm down, follow me.
1725
01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:28,836
I love Thanksgiving.
1726
01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:35,301
She's not a better kisser than me, is she?
1727
01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:37,473
No. No.
1728
01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:41,687
I mean, her lips are way softer,
but don't worry.
1729
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,768
You're a much better kisser, hon.
1730
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:47,863
- I can't find the baby.
- What?
1731
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,174
Hi, this is Molly.
Leave a message.
1732
01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:19,040
There's no place like home depot.
There's no place like home depot.
1733
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:22,898
There's no place like home depot.
1734
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,065
How are you holding up?
1735
01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:38,906
The battery was almost dead
when I found the monitor.
1736
01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,410
What if I didn't hear him crying?
1737
01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:47,673
Look, you didn't cross any lines today,
in any way.
1738
01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:51,092
He could've died.
1739
01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:53,754
You're doing the best you possibly can.
1740
01:20:57,603 --> 01:21:00,265
Did you mean
what you said back at the house
1741
01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:02,563
about me being a rebound?
1742
01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:06,642
Um...
1743
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:11,651
I actually did.
1744
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:14,863
I just, I don't know
how great of a partner
1745
01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,693
I can be right now, you know?
1746
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:21,240
I'm sorry. I just...
It's been a great two weeks.
1747
01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:23,621
- Seventeen days.
- And you're great.
1748
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:27,204
I'm just not ready for a relationship.
1749
01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:31,292
That's ok. Yeah.
1750
01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:32,447
I'm so...
1751
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:33,335
Oh, I should get this.
1752
01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:35,716
Yeah. Listen, do you want me to stay?
1753
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,298
I can stay.
1754
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:40,351
It's ok. I... I've got it.
1755
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:42,018
Ok.
1756
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:46,348
- Hello?
- Oh.
1757
01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:47,728
Hang on. Hang on one second.
1758
01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:50,482
I still you owe you money
for the photo booth.
1759
01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:53,905
Oh, don't worry about it.
1760
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:58,410
Cool.
1761
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:01,707
Hey.
1762
01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:05,410
I don't want to alarm you, but,
1763
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:08,371
Eden is missing and... is he with you?
1764
01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:11,582
We're at the hospital.
He had an allergic reaction to nuts.
1765
01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,258
Oh, thank god.
1766
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:15,301
Molly and Eden are at the hospital.
1767
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:17,129
What happened?
1768
01:22:17,224 --> 01:22:19,089
Abby gave him pecans.
1769
01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:22,597
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts.
1770
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:27,564
Hey. Hey, what's going on?
Is he ok?
1771
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:29,892
- I didn't even know you were gone.
- Yeah, he's fine.
1772
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,069
All right, look,
I'm gonna come down there, ok?
1773
01:22:32,156 --> 01:22:33,441
Oh, no, honey, it's fine.
1774
01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:35,693
We're probably gonna be
out of here real soon.
1775
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:39,193
All right. Well, if you need anything,
I'm two minutes away.
1776
01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:41,654
I know. I love you.
1777
01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:43,739
I love you too, hon.
1778
01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:48,244
You wanna check on the kids?
1779
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,498
Yeah.
1780
01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:54,296
Oof, man.
1781
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:58,755
- Oh, that was so scary.
- Oh, man. How's she doing?
1782
01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:01,181
- Mm, she seems fine.
- Yeah.
1783
01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,329
Wow, god, it seems like
a lot to go through, you know?
1784
01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:06,470
Oh, I feel very shaken up.
1785
01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:09,728
- Mm, sure.
- Thank you. This feels...
1786
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:13,185
- This feels nice.
- Of course. Oh!
1787
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:16,113
Oh, god. Helen, wait.
Wait... sorry.
1788
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,782
Helen, hey. I can't do this.
1789
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:23,238
Why not? You're not gonna give me
this crap about being old.
1790
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,539
I mean, I can go all night
and still make you breakfast.
1791
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:28,242
Hey, I don't doubt
that you make a killer omelet.
1792
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:30,077
Um, and it's not that you're too old.
1793
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,878
- You are a gorgeous woman.
- Yeah.
1794
01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:35,799
But, you're Molly's mother.
1795
01:23:35,886 --> 01:23:38,377
Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting.
1796
01:23:38,472 --> 01:23:40,087
We are like sisters.
1797
01:23:41,225 --> 01:23:43,841
I wouldn't sleep
with my ex's sister either, Helen.
1798
01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:45,972
Well, why does Molly get all the fun?
1799
01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:47,849
- All the fun?
- Yeah.
1800
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,602
You know she's at the hospital
right now with her son. Right?
1801
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:53,729
And she's going through a divorce.
That doesn't sound like fun.
1802
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:55,981
- I have gone through five divorces.
- Mm-hm.
1803
01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:57,188
Like Elizabeth Taylor.
1804
01:23:58,408 --> 01:24:02,447
Helen, you're not sisters, ok?
You're her mother.
1805
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,245
Seems like she could use that right now.
You know what I mean?
1806
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:13,041
- Hey.
- Hi.
1807
01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:17,295
Well, his tests are fine,
but he does have a nut allergy.
1808
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,072
I'm just gonna get a doctor
to sign off on him
1809
01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,711
and then you guys will be free to go.
1810
01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:21,806
Thank you.
1811
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,510
Pluto raiders?
1812
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,345
Yeah.
1813
01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:29,303
Ok, what was it like working with streep?
1814
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:35,352
- I mean, come on. The best.
- I knew it.
1815
01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:37,732
- Ok, he'll be right in.
- Ok.
1816
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:45,736
Oh, I love you, my little boy.
My sweet boy.
1817
01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:52,626
J tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool &
1818
01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:55,499
oh, god.
1819
01:24:57,426 --> 01:25:01,419
J tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool &
1820
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,344
j all right j
1821
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:05,047
I t's all love j
1822
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:13,646
Abby barone, I'm here to see
Molly and Eden Erickson.
1823
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,690
Ok, it's family only. Just let me...
1824
01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:16,934
Oh, I am family.
1825
01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:23,066
Oh, I'm not fam... oh, I see.
Oh, is it because I'm gay?
1826
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,400
Wha...” - I'm not...
1827
01:25:24,494 --> 01:25:26,826
I can't be family
with a straight person 'cause I'm gay?
1828
01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:29,825
- No. No.
- Do I need to make a viral video
1829
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:32,578
for the aclu?
Do you want a million hits on that shit?
1830
01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:35,706
- Ma'am.
- I'm gonna call glaad, the hrc,
1831
01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:39,164
and a thousand dykes on bikes
are just gonna rain down on this fire!
1832
01:25:39,259 --> 01:25:41,295
Ok, ma'am.
It's not 'cause you're gay.
1833
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:43,468
Just not on the list.
1834
01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:45,170
I'm not on the family list?
1835
01:25:46,099 --> 01:25:48,966
It's fine. She's family.
1836
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,435
Well, rainbow flags for everybody.
1837
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:56,685
Yeah, ma'am...
1838
01:25:56,777 --> 01:25:59,063
I still need you to fill out
the visitor log.
1839
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,154
On.
1840
01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:03,525
And, you can go ahead
and call dykes on bikes
1841
01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:05,824
because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks.
1842
01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:08,739
Well...
1843
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,491
Classic dyke on a bike.
1844
01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:11,617
Mm-hmm.
1845
01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:14,871
I know. I wanna go, too.
1846
01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:18,746
- Hey...
- Hey.
1847
01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:21,798
Is he ok?
1848
01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:23,963
Yeah.
1849
01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:26,886
He has a nut allergy.
1850
01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:29,214
Yeah, well, I figured.
1851
01:26:32,604 --> 01:26:33,810
Hi.
1852
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:36,141
How... how are you?
1853
01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,148
I don't know.
1854
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:47,449
I should have been with him.
1855
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:51,620
Oh, god, no. Don't... don't do that.
It was my fault.
1856
01:26:55,669 --> 01:26:57,375
Well, that is true.
1857
01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:01,376
But listen, maybe I needed this.
1858
01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:07,340
You know, I just didn't wanna deal
with anything today.
1859
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:12,466
I was just trying to prove I was ok.
1860
01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:19,690
- I'm not ok.
- I know.
1861
01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:27,610
I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve.
1862
01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:30,238
No, it's... you were right.
1863
01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:34,036
She never loved me.
1864
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:40,373
Yeah, but at least you were brave enough
to try to have some real intimacy.
1865
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:44,790
I don't think
I've ever been able to do that.
1866
01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:48,377
Michael and I didn't have
any real intimacy.
1867
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:51,305
I was basically just his ornament.
1868
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:57,181
Maybe I am just a prettiot.
1869
01:27:58,732 --> 01:28:00,313
You're not that pretty.
1870
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:04,309
You know you're actually prettier
on the inside
1871
01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:08,693
than you are on the outside.
That is fucking infuriating.
1872
01:28:10,410 --> 01:28:12,116
Babe, you're a great catch.
1873
01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:14,570
- Ok.
- Yeah, you are.
1874
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:17,406
And I cannot wait to see you
with your person.
1875
01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:20,868
Well, I don't know.
1876
01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:23,704
The la lesbian world is pretty self-aware.
1877
01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:27,758
And you can't be self-aware
and not know you're gay until your '30s.
1878
01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:32,679
Well, if only your tube sock collection
had been any indication.
1879
01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:36,933
Cynical, late-blooming,
low femme lady lover
1880
01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:40,888
with an incredible tube sock collection,
looking for her idgie threadgoode.
1881
01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:43,148
Must love to sit around
the table with friends,
1882
01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:45,021
laughing and eating way into the night,
1883
01:28:45,111 --> 01:28:47,227
but be willing to sneak away
and make mad love
1884
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:50,985
to the cool sounds of queen b.
Nice boobies a plus.
1885
01:28:52,452 --> 01:28:53,942
- Hey, Molly.
- Yeah?
1886
01:28:54,037 --> 01:28:57,200
- He's all set to go.
- Oh. Thank you.
1887
01:28:57,582 --> 01:29:00,039
- Thanks for everything.
- My pleasure.
1888
01:29:00,126 --> 01:29:04,210
Hey. Cousin Teresa,
gonna give you her number. No pressure.
1889
01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:09,006
I feel like... unprofessional.
1890
01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:10,897
- Not...
- Of course, that's what you'd say.
1891
01:29:10,971 --> 01:29:13,212
- Not the time.
- Come on, let's get out of here.
1892
01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,342
- We'll talk about it in the car.
- I'll get this.
1893
01:29:18,144 --> 01:29:19,384
I love you.
1894
01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:27,184
J are we on the lonely side?
1895
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,736
J say, oh, oh, oh, now j
1896
01:29:29,823 --> 01:29:33,407
j the past long away j
1897
01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:38,487
j and are we so lost
in the dark of our hearts? J
1898
01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:45,581
- gobble, gobble.
- Man.
1899
01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:51,257
That hat was on Jeff's balls.
1900
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,920
After all he's been through tonight?
1901
01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:56,425
They were clean balls.
1902
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:59,178
Oh, my god. How do you know?
1903
01:29:59,269 --> 01:30:01,851
I licked them.
1904
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:08,396
Thank god.
1905
01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:09,942
- Hey.
- Poor guy.
1906
01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:13,193
- How are you doing?
- Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess.
1907
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:17,693
It's ok.
1908
01:30:17,787 --> 01:30:18,787
Thanks, honey.
1909
01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:20,578
- I'm gonna go grab the kids.
- Ok.
1910
01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:22,951
Dan...
1911
01:30:23,043 --> 01:30:25,329
I'm sorry I made out with your wife.
1912
01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:30,046
- Look here, it is all good.
- Ok.
1913
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:33,842
Just next time, you just invite a brother.
That's all I ask. You dig?
1914
01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:36,136
Listen, I have yet to meet a man
worthy of two women,
1915
01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:38,429
but if there is one, it's you.
1916
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,761
- I love you guys.
- We love you.
1917
01:30:45,857 --> 01:30:47,142
- Bye, honey.
- Thanks, bye.
1918
01:30:48,068 --> 01:30:49,148
Bye.
1919
01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:55,780
I eftovers?
1920
01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:57,528
Hell, yeah.
1921
01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:07,751
I thought you might be hungry.
1922
01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:10,162
Yeah.
1923
01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:16,585
This is nice.
1924
01:31:28,775 --> 01:31:32,267
You have so many strong
and beautiful women around you.
1925
01:31:34,364 --> 01:31:37,481
I really envy you girls
and this time that you are living in.
1926
01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,614
You're living in it too, Helen.
1927
01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:44,123
Call me mom.
1928
01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,246
Nah, I think Helen's a better fit.
1929
01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:52,162
Yeah, I think you're right.
1930
01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:53,463
Yeah.
1931
01:31:57,012 --> 01:32:00,004
Helen. Join me outside?
1932
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:04,383
Uh... nice chat. Enjoy the food.
1933
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:09,436
At least someone's getting laid tonight.
1934
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,649
You may also be getting a hemorrhoid.
1935
01:32:20,744 --> 01:32:22,280
- Ooh.
- I don't have hemorrhoids.
1936
01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:24,015
That's the only thing
I don't have right now.
1937
01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:26,576
- Come on.
- Stick a clove of garlic up your ass.
1938
01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:28,406
- No, that... oh, my god.
- It works!
1939
01:32:28,668 --> 01:32:31,501
You ever had your taint
ripped open and bled out?
1940
01:32:31,588 --> 01:32:33,499
Have you ever had pus
come out of your ass?
1941
01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:37,253
Huh? Have you ever had
some fucking baby come out of you
1942
01:32:37,343 --> 01:32:41,211
while your asshole bleeds?
What am I saying?
1943
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:45,140
I forgot what I was supposed to be saying.
1944
01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,288
They don't make 'em like this over there,
do they? Check it out.
1945
01:32:47,312 --> 01:32:49,290
Lower chocolates so they can
see your breasts, babe.
1946
01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:50,645
Mm...
1947
01:32:55,361 --> 01:32:59,980
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry. Ok, here.
1948
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:03,738
- The worst husband of all time.
- Sorry. Sorry.
1949
01:33:04,037 --> 01:33:06,119
Why would you invite him
without asking me?
1950
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:08,492
Oh, the two of you
were so good together.
1951
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:14,168
J Savannah j
1952
01:33:14,255 --> 01:33:17,839
j Savannah, you're my girl &
1953
01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:19,336
he cheated on me.
1954
01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:26,381
J Savannah j
1955
01:33:26,476 --> 01:33:32,517
I'm gonna ask that you
don't step to me in the future. Ok?
1956
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:36,600
- Claire.
- And I'll take your silence as consent.
1957
01:33:36,778 --> 01:33:38,314
That was terrible.
1958
01:33:41,825 --> 01:33:45,363
I don't understand. What's the problem?
You said you didn't mind.
1959
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:47,944
Well, I thought
I was gonna be here. Shit.
1960
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:51,657
- Well, you didn't...
- You made me use my white voice.
1961
01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:56,787
You...
1962
01:33:58,007 --> 01:33:59,622
Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids
1963
01:33:59,717 --> 01:34:01,753
because of all my
built up aggression and anger
1964
01:34:01,845 --> 01:34:03,165
that I've been pushing, you know?
1965
01:34:08,393 --> 01:34:09,883
I had to go in, see my urologist,
1966
01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:13,141
'cause I had a massive
softball-sized tumor.
1967
01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:22,812
I had surgery last year
for my hemorrhoids
1968
01:34:22,907 --> 01:34:25,188
'cause those have been bubbling
back to the surface again.
1969
01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:27,575
- You know, and uh...
- Mm.
1970
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:38,207
I feel really blessed to be here
and thank you so much, hostess, and host.
1971
01:34:46,598 --> 01:34:49,340
I inhaled a lettuce leaf, people.
1972
01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:52,133
Oh, my god.
1973
01:34:52,228 --> 01:34:54,123
I remember when that
kind of stuff used to happen
1974
01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:55,762
when I went to school.
1975
01:34:55,857 --> 01:34:57,347
But, you know, when we...
1976
01:34:57,442 --> 01:35:03,108
If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash,
we'd just throw peanuts at his face.
1977
01:35:04,616 --> 01:35:07,574
- It's all in fun though. Hell.
- Oh, shit.
1978
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:09,901
Jack, stop laughing.
1979
01:35:09,996 --> 01:35:11,486
I'm sorry.
1980
01:35:11,581 --> 01:35:13,100
- You like balls.
- I can't say anything right.
1981
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:14,989
- You like looking at balls?
- I like balls.
1982
01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:17,040
- Looking at them?
- Mm-hm.
1983
01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:18,368
I don't need to look at them.
1984
01:35:18,463 --> 01:35:20,733
- I just need to feel them up against me.
- That's what I fucking thought.
1985
01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:22,668
- That's what I thought.
- Some balls are nice.
1986
01:35:22,759 --> 01:35:23,965
That's what I thought.
1987
01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:26,134
- Some balls are nice.
- No balls are nice.
1988
01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:29,257
This one's for nicol paone.
1989
01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,264
And then, like, swallow it like...
1990
01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:39,189
What the fuck kind of movie is this?
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