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It seems today that all you see
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy
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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do
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All the things that make us
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Laugh and cry
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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
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Ugh! This sucks, Mom.
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We really have to spend the whole day
cleaning out the garage?
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Yeah, come on, Lois.
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You know I have plans today
to go see
Pervert Hamlet.
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To be...
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with this skull sexually,
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or not to be...
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with this skull sexually.
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That is the question...
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I answered when I was
with this skull sexually
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a little while ago.
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Huh. All these spray paint cans
are empty.
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What? Really?
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H-How could such a thing
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have come to pass?
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Screw this. Quick,
before your mother gets back,
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everything in the garbage.
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We're throwing all this stuff out.
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Wait. You're throwing away
Stewie's Big Wheel?
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Relax. It's not even his.
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I took it from a front lawn
after a rain storm.
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I thought they'd never leave,
Factory Red.
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So, I guess Thanos got the Mind Stone.
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Wow. So now he's got all of 'em.
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- I guess so.
- What does that mean for us?
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I have no idea.
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I knew it was gonna be us.
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Oh, my God. There's a hot woman
over at the bar.
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You know, I never forget
the back of a head.
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I don't think we've met.
I'm Glenn Quagmire.
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I'm sure that kind of thing works great
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for the younger crowd, but I'm 44.
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44? Oh-ho, why am I trying so hard?
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Look, I'm not some bimbo who
falls for tired pickup lines.
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Wow. That was painful.
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Like that time I passed
a kidney Stone Phillips.
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Oh!
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Aah! Aah!
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Or was it... murder?
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- Hey, Doug.
- Hey, Stewie.
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Taking the Big Wheel out for a spin?
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Yep. Where are you headed?
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Oh, I was just gonna
drive through some puddles
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and see how long my tracks stay wet.
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The record is seven sidewalk
squares, by yours truly.
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Allegedly.
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Okay, get out of here, you nut.
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What the deuce? Where is it?
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Boy, I tell ya,
no better way to start your day
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than a morning dump
in a neighbor's yard.
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Come on, Brian!
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It was a soft steamer,
almost impossible to pick up.
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Brian, have you seen my Big Wheel?
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I can't find it anywhere!
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What? No. Did you look...?
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Peter threw out a bunch of stuff
from the garage yesterday.
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Maybe it was in there.
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Threw it out? But today
is our trash pick up day!
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We're too late!
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I've got to get that Big Wheel back.
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Will you drive me to the town dump?
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Really? Can't we just maybe
buy you a new one?
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No, Brian. It has to be that Big Wheel.
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It's very special to me.
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I lost my V-card on that thing.
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You what?
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Yep, went over a speed bump
really fast and broke my hymen.
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Stewie, you don't have a hymen.
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- Yeah, not anymore.
- No, you're a boy.
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I have to correct you there,
Brian. I'm a man.
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'Cause, you know... broken hymen.
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Boys don't have hymens!
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Okay, then I may have just
ripped my taint.
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Either way, I love that bike!
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Hi. Can you help us?
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We're trying to locate a lost Big Wh...
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My God,
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there's just so...
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much... garbage.
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Yes, we are in search of a Big Wheel
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that was erroneously discarded
and collected today.
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Oh, then it probably came in
with the morning load.
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Sorry. That term always makes me blush.
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But if it just came in, that's bad news.
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Usually the newest, top layer of trash
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just blows right into the ocean.
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Yeah, I'm afraid your Big Wheel
may be gones for good.
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Dear God, this is horrible!
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I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Phew. Ooh, something smells good
in this box.
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I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Damn it. Monica's not responding
to any of my texts.
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You're still trying
to bang that 44-year-old?
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- What are you sending her?
- Mostly porn.
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Just shots of rods.
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All angles. Up, down, left, right.
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Lois, maybe you could help me
ask out this woman I met.
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She's close to your age.
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But she won't respond
to any of my texts.
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Oh, well, that's easy.
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Just ask her if she's all
caught up on
This Is Us.
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She says, "I'm one behind,
so no spoilers.
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Hysterical laughing face,
hysterical laughing face."
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How-how is that funny?
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It's not, but you're in.
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Great. This is exactly
the stuff I need to know.
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Lois, will you teach me the ways
of the middle-aged woman?
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All right. I'm a sucker for romance.
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Thanks, Lois. This could open up
a whole new world for me.
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Like one of those kids who gets a device
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that allows them to hear
for the first time.
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- Billy, can you hear?
- Yes!
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Amazing! This is amazing.
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Your mom and I are going
to get a divorce.
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I'm in love with someone else,
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and I didn't want
to say it with the silly hands.
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Brian, I've been doing research
on my Big Wheel.
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If it ended up in the ocean,
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it most likely has traveled
to Garbage Island.
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What's Garbage Island?
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The other name for the
North Atlantic Garbage Patch,
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an enormous cluster of man-made debris
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floating in the middle of the ocean.
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This is terrible.
We got to raise awareness,
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- let people know about it.
- I agree.
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It's like a giant garbage
whirlpool.
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Brian?
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You heard me.
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Anyway, I'm heading there
to find my Big Wheel.
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Perhaps you'll come with me.
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Boating to an island of garbage?
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I'm in. Maybe Peter will come, too.
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Hey, Peter, want to go on a boat ride?
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Oh, uh, I can't be in stories
for a couple of episodes.
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I'm real-life pregnant.
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Oh, my God. I had no idea.
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I know!
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Anyway, Mama's got to get off her feet.
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All right, time to retrieve my
Big Wheel from Garbage Island.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, how'd you get the money
to rent this boat anyway?
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Oh, I got a part-time job at Target.
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Okay, technically, I work at
the weird, in-store Pizza Hut.
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The Target In-Store Pizza Hut.
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Feed it to your fat kid while
you buy off-brand tennis shoes.
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Now, Glenn, I'm gonna help you
get into the mind
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of a middle-aged woman.
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STEP ONE: We all go frigging
nuts over Yankee Candles,
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so to help you learn all the
flavors, I made a little quiz.
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I'm gonna give you a name,
and you tell me
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if it's the name of
a Yankee Candle or a porn star.
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- Okay.
- Black Coconut.
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Porn star?
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No, that's a candle. Amber Gold.
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- Candle?
- That
is a candle.
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April Showers.
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Um... both?
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Very good. I tried to trick you
there, but you got it. Both.
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Okay, okay, I'm writing this all down.
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But, Lois, Monica agreed
to have dinner with me tomorrow.
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- That's great!
- I suppose.
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But I don't think
I can pull it off by myself.
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Will you come and just be nearby
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to give me tips and help me
get through it?
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Fine, but I'll have
to rearrange my schedule.
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Friday nights are when
Peter and I do edibles
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and go to the aquarium.
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This is awesome.
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Peter, I'm freaking out.
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Yeah, don't-don't...
don't ruin it for me.
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Okay, I spy something blue.
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Uh... the ocean?
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Nope.
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The sky?
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Hey, you got it in two, bud.
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That ties the record.
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Stewie, I'm starting to wonder
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if we didn't think this
all the way through.
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No, it's fine.
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It'll all be worth it
once we get to Garbage Island.
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Not a lot of wind today.
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No.
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Hey, what causes wind?
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Well, if my reading material
has taught me anything,
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it's just a cloud with lips.
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Blustery...
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is a good word.
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Uh-huh.
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Mm...
Moana.
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Mm.
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I never saw
Moana.
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You never saw
Moana?
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Your blowout looks nice.
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Oh, thanks.
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So, um, I noticed a yoga mat
in the back of your car.
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How often do you do yoga?
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- Is everything all right?
- Hmm?
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
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My, um... my-my dad
locked himself out of his car.
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Oh, sorry. Do you need to help him?
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Um, no, uh, no. He, um, he broke, uh...
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broke the window with his foot.
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High heel. My dad's a woman now.
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Oh.
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You're lucky we came here.
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I almost suggested Mickey D's.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so informal.
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Are you talking about McDonald's?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Another thing
I was just thinking about is...
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"AMBER Alert, white Honda Accord,
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license plate..." Uh, uh, I mean,
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Pinterest sure has
some neat pictures of sinks.
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Doesn't it?
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Listen, what if we just bail on dinner
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and head back to my place?
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Great! I'm in.
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Wait! You have to pay for the bread.
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Hey!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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You have to pay for the bread!
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The bread!
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00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:24,993
You have to pay
238
00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:26,661
for the bread!
239
00:11:36,371 --> 00:11:38,307
Moana?
240
00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:45,048
Oh, my God. Brian. Look!
241
00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:50,851
We made it!
242
00:11:50,852 --> 00:11:52,986
We made it to Garbage Island!
243
00:11:52,987 --> 00:11:55,223
My God, I don't believe it.
244
00:11:55,224 --> 00:11:57,691
Whoa, look at all the packaging
from Mickey D's.
245
00:11:57,692 --> 00:11:59,694
What? Oh, my God, I've never heard that.
246
00:11:59,695 --> 00:12:02,162
"Mickey D's." That is just great.
247
00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:04,364
Anyway, let's start looking
for my Big Wheel.
248
00:12:04,365 --> 00:12:07,000
Hey, check it out,
a VCR just sitting here.
249
00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:09,037
I'm taking this sucker home.
250
00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:17,959
- Oh, crap.
- Brian, you idiot.
251
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,103
Now how the hell are we supposed
to get back to land?
252
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:21,790
We're both going to die.
253
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:25,164
Oh, look, a message in a bottle
is washing up.
254
00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:26,755
Maybe this'll help.
255
00:12:27,856 --> 00:12:29,758
Dear England: Enclosed,
256
00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:33,427
please find one bottle fart
in exchange for Russell Brand.
257
00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:35,864
We feel this is
appropriate compensation.
258
00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:38,099
Yours, et cetera, America.
259
00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:50,254
Damn it, Brian!
How could you sink our boat?
260
00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:51,543
We're going to die!
261
00:12:51,544 --> 00:12:53,104
You guys need any help?
262
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,044
- Aah!
- Aah! Who the hell are you?
263
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,754
Name's Taylor. 'Sup?
264
00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:57,989
How the hell did you get here?
265
00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,812
Oh, I, uh...
I-I fell off a booze cruise.
266
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,355
- You what?
- Yep, washed up here.
267
00:13:03,356 --> 00:13:05,060
Matter of fact, we all did.
268
00:13:08,129 --> 00:13:10,431
How are you all planning
to get back home?
269
00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:13,190
Get back home?
Why would we want to do that?
270
00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:15,916
Yeah, we've got everything we need here.
271
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:19,107
There's tons of free,
half-eaten food that washes up.
272
00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:21,744
And we just bang each other all day.
273
00:13:21,745 --> 00:13:23,379
That, uh...
274
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,195
that doesn't sound terrible.
275
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:28,250
Hey, so, we've been stuck
out here for over 20 years.
276
00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:30,119
Can you catch us up
on all the important things
277
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,288
that we've missed?
278
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,126
So, no way!
279
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,462
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
are no longer together?
280
00:13:40,463 --> 00:13:41,963
Splitsville, my friend.
281
00:13:41,964 --> 00:13:44,232
How did Robert Kardashian die?
282
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,401
- Guilt cancer.
- From what?
283
00:13:46,402 --> 00:13:47,904
Oh, boy.
284
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:55,627
So people thought the dancing
Judge Itos were funny?
285
00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:56,628
For a while, yes.
286
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,196
Is Leno still doing it?
287
00:13:58,197 --> 00:13:59,797
No, he's not hosting anymore.
288
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,867
Oh, so Conan got
The Tonight Show?
289
00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:03,537
Oh, come o...
290
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:11,143
A-And so what about
Craig Kilborn? Is he still on?
291
00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:12,476
I'm actually right here.
292
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,618
Oh, right. Hey, Craig.
293
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,387
Oh, hi, Glenn.
294
00:14:22,388 --> 00:14:23,989
I haven't seen you in a while.
295
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,556
H-How are things with Monica?
296
00:14:25,557 --> 00:14:26,725
Who?
297
00:14:26,726 --> 00:14:29,393
Monica, y-your hot date
from the other night.
298
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:31,062
Oh, yeah. I plowed her. Thanks again.
299
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:33,231
But-but I thought she was the one.
300
00:14:33,232 --> 00:14:34,499
Yeah, no, what I realized is
301
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,067
that all those texts you sent me,
302
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,402
they're like my bible now.
303
00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:40,004
I just keep using these
same tips on different women.
304
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,406
I owe you, Lois.
305
00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:44,576
You've opened up a whole world
of middle-aged legs to me.
306
00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:49,715
Oh, my God. Quagmire's
terrorizing middle-aged women,
307
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,682
and I'm responsible for it.
308
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,746
I've created a monster.
309
00:14:58,191 --> 00:15:01,093
Oh, no! My Luna Bar for women.
310
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,706
Please call the DWP.
311
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,276
I'm stuck in here.
312
00:15:24,616 --> 00:15:26,618
Hey, what day is it?
313
00:15:26,619 --> 00:15:28,085
Trash day.
314
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,758
Brian, look, I found my Big Wheel.
315
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,960
- Cool.
- It's more than cool, Brian.
316
00:15:34,961 --> 00:15:37,461
I believe the Big Wheel
may actually be our ticket
317
00:15:37,462 --> 00:15:38,629
off the island.
318
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:39,965
You see, I've calculated that,
319
00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:41,399
even with both of our weights,
320
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,234
it will still be capable of flotation.
321
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,735
My plan is to attach
322
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,071
six Jimmy Buffett
margarita machines to it,
323
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,307
which should be able to propel us home.
324
00:15:49,308 --> 00:15:51,810
Home? I don't think I want to go home.
325
00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,811
What? What are you talking about?
326
00:15:53,812 --> 00:15:56,148
I'm saying I like it here
on Garbage Island.
327
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:57,983
O-Okay, I-I don't think
I can talk to you,
328
00:15:57,984 --> 00:15:59,484
because, right now,
you're making less sense
329
00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:01,820
than an M.C. Escher floor plan.
330
00:16:01,821 --> 00:16:04,288
So, how's it coming?
331
00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:06,157
Are we gonna finish on schedule?
332
00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,426
I don't know, Mr. Escher.
333
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,760
I've never put six stairways
all in one spot.
334
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,662
And I've lost, like,
ten of my guys in here.
335
00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:13,933
Hey, I need a hammer!
336
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,926
I hate this place! I quit!
337
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,346
Uh, 'scuse me, I'm-I'm looking
for anything by...
338
00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:29,681
Mike "Bubble"?
339
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:31,682
It's "Bublé," you idiot!
340
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,317
Oh, hey, Lo... Ow!
341
00:16:33,318 --> 00:16:34,820
That feels great!
342
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:37,489
Glenn Quagmire, I tried
to help you meet a nice woman,
343
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,691
but you just couldn't help
yourself, could you?
344
00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:41,026
What are you talking about?
345
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:42,960
I thought I was helping you find love,
346
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,796
and, instead, you used me as a tool
347
00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:47,699
to get down every middle-aged
woman's pants in town.
348
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,534
Slacks, Lois. They call them slacks.
349
00:16:49,535 --> 00:16:52,170
You wouldn't know that
if it wasn't for me!
350
00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:53,704
You're right.
351
00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:56,474
You were kind to me,
and I took advantage of it.
352
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,463
I owe you an apology.
353
00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:00,498
Well, thank you.
354
00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:02,012
Here, let me make it up to you.
355
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,149
I'll buy you a coffee, and...
356
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,218
do you like the music of Ray...
357
00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:07,551
"LaMountain"?
358
00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:08,886
"LaMontagne."
359
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:10,721
Thank you. Hey, beautiful,
360
00:17:10,722 --> 00:17:12,891
you want to take
a pointless girl-stride walk
361
00:17:12,892 --> 00:17:14,992
and listen to Ray LaMontagne?
362
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,394
- Sure.
- Great.
363
00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:17,854
See ya, Lois.
364
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,834
Last chance, Brian.
365
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,744
You're really not coming with me?
366
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:26,505
I'm sorry, Stewie. I'm not.
367
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:28,172
I know it's weird to say, but...
368
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,674
it's kind of just too perfect
for me here.
369
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,876
I see.
370
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,377
Well, I should go.
371
00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:35,846
Fort Lauderdale Tanya found
a four-piece puzzle
372
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,015
she's been struggling with.
373
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,849
Where does the cow go?
374
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,585
It's all corners, babe.
375
00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:42,536
I have to say,
376
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:45,257
I never imagined
saying goodbye to you, Brian.
377
00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:47,705
So long take very good care
378
00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,994
dear friend of mine farewell.
379
00:17:49,995 --> 00:17:51,363
That's odd phrasing.
380
00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:53,230
Sorry, it's been hard to think straight.
381
00:17:53,231 --> 00:17:56,201
From the moment we arrived,
I've either been drunk or ejaculating.
382
00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:58,769
These are things
you don't say to a baby.
383
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,739
Goodbye, Brian.
384
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,740
Goodbye, Stewie.
385
00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:29,633
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my lady
386
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:33,305
In the sun with your hair undone
387
00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:34,972
Can you hear me now
388
00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:39,479
Callin' your name from across the bay?
389
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:44,783
A summer's day laughin' and a-hidin'
390
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:49,954
Chasin' love out on Thunder Island
391
00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,289
Do-do-do, do-do-do
392
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,291
Do-do-do-do-do
393
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,329
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do
394
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,266
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
395
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,335
Hey, hey, hey, hey
396
00:19:03,336 --> 00:19:05,303
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do
397
00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:09,776
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
398
00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:18,349
Stewie, what the hell's going on?
399
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,817
We're back in Quahog?
400
00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:21,987
- We are, Brian.
- Why? What happened?
401
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:24,456
You're an enormously important
part of my life, Brian,
402
00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:26,624
and I couldn't bear
the thought of losing you.
403
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,793
I assumed it unlikely
you'd change your mind,
404
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,863
so I added the fans
from many, many Dell laptops
405
00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:33,198
to the back of my Big Wheel
406
00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:35,700
so I could simply
tow everyone back to land.
407
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:36,701
Wow.
408
00:19:36,702 --> 00:19:37,969
Thank you.
409
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,837
That means a lot to me.
410
00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:41,972
Well, our journey taught me
something, Brian.
411
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,843
You can throw away just about
anything in this world,
412
00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:47,479
but you can't throw away a friendship.
413
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,547
No, you can't, Stewie.
414
00:19:49,548 --> 00:19:51,650
Cool if I say goodbye to the garbage?
415
00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:54,885
You do what you got to do,
you gross dog.
416
00:19:54,886 --> 00:19:57,322
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do
417
00:19:57,323 --> 00:20:00,491
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do
418
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,360
Hey, hey, hey, hey
419
00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:04,662
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do
420
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:08,667
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.
421
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,739
Sweet sunshine
422
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:19,044
So, sha-la-la-la-la-la
423
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:20,511
My lady
424
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:24,015
In the sun with your dress undone
425
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,883
Now every mile aw...
426
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:46,037
Sausage and pepperoni for Alan?
427
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,204
Alan?
428
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,208
God, that smells good, doesn't it?
429
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,610
- Alan?
- Yeah.
430
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:54,078
But, actually, I ordered just pepperoni.
431
00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:57,216
Can I see your receipt?
432
00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:04,342
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