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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,515 --> 00:00:08,780 Okay, we are officially on the road! 2 00:00:08,782 --> 00:00:11,214 Whoo! 3 00:00:11,216 --> 00:00:12,613 Jack, is this recording? 4 00:00:12,615 --> 00:00:14,279 Well, check if the red light's on. 5 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:15,414 Can't see. 6 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,613 Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:16,615 --> 00:00:18,645 There we go. 8 00:00:18,647 --> 00:00:20,812 We are on our way. Smile at the camera. 9 00:00:20,814 --> 00:00:22,780 No, not when I'm not driving. 10 00:00:22,782 --> 00:00:24,414 You're such a miserable sod. 11 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:26,846 We're going on a camping trip. Be happy! 12 00:00:26,848 --> 00:00:29,812 Yay! Five-and-a-half hours in a car! 13 00:00:29,814 --> 00:00:31,915 The red letter day nobody wants! 14 00:00:37,248 --> 00:00:39,447 Aw, look, all the tents. 15 00:00:39,449 --> 00:00:42,316 Yeah, tents, great. 16 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,880 So here we are. 17 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,712 Everyone's having a lovely time in their tents. 18 00:00:52,714 --> 00:00:54,880 And this is us. 19 00:00:54,882 --> 00:00:56,879 Yep. 20 00:00:56,881 --> 00:01:00,512 It's literally been several hours now, 21 00:01:00,514 --> 00:01:02,679 and Jack still hasn't put up the tent. 22 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:06,216 Except it hasn't been several hours, has it? 23 00:01:24,915 --> 00:01:27,280 And as you can see, we've gone for the... 24 00:01:27,282 --> 00:01:29,745 less-is-more approach with the tent. 25 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:32,745 You don't like it, you can go bunk up with Weirdy-Beardy. 26 00:01:33,781 --> 00:01:35,712 It's fine, darling. 27 00:01:35,714 --> 00:01:39,346 Here's to our romantic camping weekend! 28 00:01:39,348 --> 00:01:40,612 - Okay. - Whoo-hoo! 29 00:01:40,614 --> 00:01:42,748 - Ayes ayes ayes. - Ayes ayes ayes. 30 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:46,216 Oh, that's disgusting. 31 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:53,712 Jack, it's what it's all about. It's beautiful. 32 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,316 You must like this. 33 00:01:57,249 --> 00:02:00,315 We're on private land. We're probably gonna get shot. 34 00:02:04,714 --> 00:02:06,479 Jack! 35 00:02:06,481 --> 00:02:08,579 - Can't bring your phone with! - All right, all right! 36 00:02:08,581 --> 00:02:11,214 Jeez! 37 00:02:11,216 --> 00:02:13,449 Two minutes! 38 00:02:17,582 --> 00:02:20,780 Oh! Something met its end here! 39 00:02:20,782 --> 00:02:23,445 Gill! Gill, come on down and come and see this! 40 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,845 I'm really sad. 41 00:02:24,847 --> 00:02:27,246 - No! - No, that's horrible. 42 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,613 You gotta come and see it! 43 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,513 The poor baby had a mom and a dad and friends. 44 00:02:31,515 --> 00:02:33,478 He probably does. 45 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,215 I'm hungry. Let's go get some food. 46 00:02:39,248 --> 00:02:43,445 And here she comes, finally! 47 00:02:43,447 --> 00:02:44,780 Jack, give me the camera back. 48 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:46,779 No! Come on, just catch up! 49 00:02:46,781 --> 00:02:48,345 Jack, don't film me when I'm tired. 50 00:02:48,347 --> 00:02:50,712 I look awful. 51 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:52,845 You're the one who wanted to see the countryside! 52 00:02:52,847 --> 00:02:54,612 Look at it! Isn't it beautiful? 53 00:02:54,614 --> 00:02:55,915 Don't start. 54 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:11,379 Babe, can you remember which way we came? 55 00:03:11,381 --> 00:03:14,478 I think someone's got us lost. 56 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,279 No. This way. 57 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,915 - Mm-hmm. - Come on. 58 00:03:20,949 --> 00:03:22,315 Okay. 59 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,612 Jack, it's bloody dark now, and you've gotten us lost, 60 00:03:28,614 --> 00:03:30,413 and I'm freezing. 61 00:03:30,415 --> 00:03:32,782 Give me the camera. There's a light on it. 62 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,749 Here, get the lantern from my bag. 63 00:03:40,715 --> 00:03:43,346 Shh, shh, shh! 64 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,579 Oh, my God, what? 65 00:03:45,581 --> 00:03:47,247 You hear that? 66 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:49,545 Yeah, what is that? 67 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:51,548 Don't know. Come on, let's move. 68 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,445 Jack, slow down! 69 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,446 Come on, then. There's something behind us! 70 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:04,612 What was it? 71 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:09,478 Oh, my God, it's still there. Jack, it's still there! 72 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,582 Come on! 73 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:23,348 Gillian. 74 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:26,780 Gilly. 75 00:04:26,782 --> 00:04:29,213 You just left me, you prick! 76 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:31,282 Shh, shh, shh! 77 00:04:33,248 --> 00:04:35,245 Oh, shit. Jack! 78 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,246 Oh, my God! Jack! 79 00:04:48,681 --> 00:04:50,515 Oh, my God! 80 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,980 Please, let me in! 81 00:05:09,982 --> 00:05:11,579 Help me, help me! 82 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:13,680 Oh, are you all right there, my dear? 83 00:05:13,682 --> 00:05:15,279 Oh, what's going on? 84 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,845 You can't just barge into my house like this. 85 00:05:17,847 --> 00:05:21,312 I'm so sorry, but there's something out there. 86 00:05:21,314 --> 00:05:22,779 I think it's just killed my boyfriend! 87 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,645 Please, I need to call the police! 88 00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:26,446 Calm down, dear, no need to worry. 89 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:27,813 You're safe now. 90 00:05:27,815 --> 00:05:29,279 No, you don't understand. 91 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:31,713 I need to call the police! It just... 92 00:05:31,715 --> 00:05:33,845 It just grabbed him like he was a piece of meat! 93 00:05:33,847 --> 00:05:35,680 What grabbed him? 94 00:05:35,682 --> 00:05:37,680 I don't know! 95 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:40,913 It was huge! Oh, my God, Jack! 96 00:05:40,915 --> 00:05:44,646 Oh, oh, you poor thing! You're shaking! 97 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,546 Come on, let's get you in the kitchen, 98 00:05:46,548 --> 00:05:48,946 sit you down and get you a nice cup of tea. 99 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,980 No, I just need to call the police, please! 100 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:53,613 That's all right, dear. The phone's in the kitchen. 101 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:55,449 Come this way. 102 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,649 This way, my dear. 103 00:06:08,415 --> 00:06:10,512 Take a seat with my boys. 104 00:06:10,514 --> 00:06:12,815 Just popping the kettle on. 105 00:06:16,614 --> 00:06:19,746 We don't often get visitors, do we, boys? 106 00:06:29,647 --> 00:06:32,680 Don't worry. They won't bite you. 107 00:06:32,682 --> 00:06:34,313 Do you take sugar? 108 00:06:34,315 --> 00:06:37,413 Um, just milk. 109 00:06:37,415 --> 00:06:40,379 Wait, did you say you had a phone that I could use? 110 00:06:40,381 --> 00:06:43,479 Oh, yes, sorry, dear. There's me being mother. 111 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:46,916 Two seconds, my lovely. I'll be right back. 112 00:06:49,447 --> 00:06:52,345 Phone, phone, now where did I put it? 113 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,549 So, um, how long have you guys lived here... 114 00:06:58,548 --> 00:06:59,816 Oh! 115 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,915 Grub's up, boys! 116 00:07:20,615 --> 00:07:22,249 Charlie! 117 00:07:25,848 --> 00:07:27,816 Dinner time! 118 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,749 That's my boy. 119 00:07:43,748 --> 00:07:45,478 ♪ Carpets make your day ♪ 120 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,680 ♪ We're dashing through the lake ♪ 121 00:07:49,348 --> 00:07:50,916 You fucking prick! 122 00:07:55,782 --> 00:07:56,916 Dad! 123 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:06,512 - What is it? - Phone for ya. 124 00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:07,845 Already? 125 00:08:07,847 --> 00:08:09,845 Only just opened. 126 00:08:09,847 --> 00:08:10,845 Who is it? 127 00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:12,378 I don't know. 128 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:15,580 - Who is it? - Hey! Give it here. 129 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,212 Go and make us a cuppa. 130 00:08:18,214 --> 00:08:20,245 Hello? 131 00:08:20,247 --> 00:08:23,478 Oh, hello there, Mrs. Hanning. 132 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,313 Yes, I've got my best team heading out to you. 133 00:08:27,315 --> 00:08:28,713 Do not worry. 134 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:31,580 They're literally loading up now, okay? 135 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:34,579 Lovely. If you have any problems, 136 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:37,312 just give me a call, okay? 137 00:08:37,314 --> 00:08:39,681 Thanks. Bye! 138 00:08:42,881 --> 00:08:44,379 Morning, all. 139 00:08:44,381 --> 00:08:45,779 Chris. 140 00:08:45,781 --> 00:08:48,213 Ah, Christopher. 141 00:08:48,215 --> 00:08:52,279 It seems your alarm clock is 10 minutes out of sync again. 142 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,745 You really need to look into that. 143 00:08:54,747 --> 00:08:55,812 All right. 144 00:08:55,814 --> 00:08:58,947 I had a... late night. 145 00:08:58,949 --> 00:09:01,546 Ugh. Too much information. 146 00:09:01,548 --> 00:09:04,580 I can't hear that kettle boiling, Jade. 147 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,712 Oh, yeah, make us a brew. 148 00:09:09,714 --> 00:09:12,746 Gosh, as if I'm not busy enough! 149 00:09:12,748 --> 00:09:16,279 - Tash in? - She's out back loading up. 150 00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,979 Yes, and can you go and help her, please? 151 00:09:18,981 --> 00:09:21,313 It's a big job today. 152 00:09:21,315 --> 00:09:23,779 All right, Nige. God, I ain't even had a tea yet. 153 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:25,680 Remember to make up for those 10 minutes 154 00:09:25,682 --> 00:09:28,278 during your lunch as well. 155 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,815 Yeah, whatever. 156 00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:38,249 Tash! 157 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,813 Heads up! 158 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,345 Come on, watch the hair! 159 00:09:43,347 --> 00:09:45,213 You vain sod. 160 00:09:45,215 --> 00:09:47,479 Anyway, you're late, as always. 161 00:09:47,481 --> 00:09:48,911 I had a bit of late one. 162 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:50,880 You know what I'm like when I hit the sambucus. 163 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,345 Stop, stop. I don't care. 164 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:54,879 Just get that on the van. 165 00:09:54,881 --> 00:09:56,712 All right, chill out. What's the job? 166 00:09:56,714 --> 00:09:59,345 Some old country house apparently, 167 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:00,978 in the middle of nowhere. 168 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,148 A big country house. 169 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:06,679 And here's your paperwork. 170 00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:08,580 Have you got enough gripper on the van? 171 00:10:08,582 --> 00:10:09,746 Yes. 172 00:10:09,748 --> 00:10:10,979 And underlay? 173 00:10:10,981 --> 00:10:12,513 Yes, Nige. 174 00:10:12,515 --> 00:10:14,680 Okay, just checking. 175 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,748 It's a good job for us, this one. 176 00:10:18,913 --> 00:10:20,748 Behave yourself, please. 177 00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:25,712 Hold on, a full house? 178 00:10:25,714 --> 00:10:27,646 Just you and me? That's bullshit. 179 00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:30,645 Don't worry. Your best mates Dean and Colin will be there. 180 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:32,345 Great. 181 00:10:32,347 --> 00:10:34,545 I think I prefer just us doing it. 182 00:10:34,547 --> 00:10:36,214 Where are they now, then? 183 00:10:37,748 --> 00:10:39,946 Don't do it. 184 00:10:39,948 --> 00:10:42,213 Colin, don't do it. 185 00:10:42,215 --> 00:10:43,746 What? 186 00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,312 You gonna hit a pipe. 187 00:10:45,314 --> 00:10:46,845 I'm not gonna hit a pipe. 188 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,712 I am telling you now you're gonna go hit a pipe. 189 00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:51,680 I'm not going to hit a bloody pipe. 190 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,780 How long do you think I've been doing this job? 191 00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:56,780 All right. Go on, then. 192 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,579 Oh, you didn't lay the wrong way around. 193 00:10:58,581 --> 00:11:00,513 Oh, for God's sake, will you shut up? 194 00:11:00,515 --> 00:11:01,844 I don't see you down here doing it. 195 00:11:01,846 --> 00:11:04,546 And how am I supposed to fit down there with you? 196 00:11:04,548 --> 00:11:06,878 And what's that supposed to mean? 197 00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:13,582 See? Told ya. 198 00:11:16,815 --> 00:11:18,813 She ain't happy. 199 00:11:18,815 --> 00:11:20,878 Listen, Nige, it's fine. She's all right with it. 200 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,245 And we told her these things happen. 201 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:26,946 What? Well, of course I rang the plumber, yeah, yeah. 202 00:11:26,948 --> 00:11:28,712 Hey, hold on a minute. 203 00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:30,911 Well, Malcolm has just turned up now. 204 00:11:30,913 --> 00:11:34,479 Yeah. I know, big house, big job, big money, I get it. 205 00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:36,545 Don't panic, all right? 206 00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:38,946 We'll start loading up the van, and we'll head out there. 207 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,812 All right, okay. Okay, okeydokey. 208 00:11:41,814 --> 00:11:43,912 Cheese. Bye, Nige. Bye. Bye. 209 00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:46,679 He never bloody stops him. 210 00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:48,645 - Morning, fellas. - Malcolm. 211 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,545 Oh, finally showed up now we've finished the job. 212 00:11:51,547 --> 00:11:52,912 Where's your car? 213 00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:55,512 Oh, yeah, sorry, man. I sorta lost it. 214 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,346 - You lost your car? - Didn't mean to. 215 00:11:57,348 --> 00:11:58,844 I had a late night one, you know? 216 00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:00,545 Hey, I got home okay, though, didn't I? 217 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:03,479 How did you lose it? I shouldn't even ask. 218 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:04,978 Can't remember. 219 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,979 Oh, well, these things turn up. They always do. 220 00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:08,745 You see, they don't, though, Malcolm. 221 00:12:08,747 --> 00:12:11,212 Your car keys maybe, but a little Fiat Punto 222 00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:12,745 ain't gonna turn up on your windowsill, is it? 223 00:12:12,747 --> 00:12:14,713 Oh, well, luckily, I left the keys in the car, 224 00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:18,546 so at least I'll get them back at the same time. 225 00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:20,612 Don't worry. He's just in a mood 'cause he's weed himself. 226 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,580 Oh, right, yeah, cool. 227 00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,378 Overactive bladder syndrome. 228 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:25,879 That is common when you get to, like, your 50s. 229 00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:27,680 - My nan had it. - Shut it, Malcolm. 230 00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:28,978 I'm not even 50. 231 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,679 Lob your bike in the van and get in. 232 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:32,445 - Where we going now, then? - Gonna go meet Tash. 233 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,812 Your favorite, hey? Whoa, what you doing? 234 00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:36,712 You in the back as well, mate. 235 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,412 Isn't that illegal, me in the back? 236 00:12:38,414 --> 00:12:39,779 Not if you keep your head down. 237 00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,345 Why can't I sit up there with you two? 238 00:12:41,347 --> 00:12:42,844 Malcolm, apprentices have to sit in the back. 239 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,413 We've been through this. It's a rite of passage. 240 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,712 All right, then. 241 00:12:46,714 --> 00:12:49,348 You say we're meeting Tash, yeah? 242 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,979 Wow. Can really smell the shit in the air around here. 243 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,711 Aw, Craig's a player, man. Top lad. 244 00:13:14,713 --> 00:13:16,911 Some funny shit! 245 00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:18,845 What are you doing? 246 00:13:18,847 --> 00:13:22,313 Craig sent me some pics from last night. Look. 247 00:13:22,315 --> 00:13:25,412 Don't you think my arms look big in that shirt? 248 00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:28,612 Is that Malcolm in the background? 249 00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:30,613 Is it? 250 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:32,379 Don't remember seeing him out. 251 00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:34,811 Look, forget your phone. Can you help me fix the satnav? 252 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,978 Chill out! 253 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,779 Look, it's broken anyway. I told you that last time. 254 00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,778 What you reckon, new profile pic? 255 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,246 Just forget your phone. 256 00:13:45,248 --> 00:13:46,512 Just find directions. 257 00:13:46,514 --> 00:13:48,381 I'll just ring Nige and ask him. 258 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,679 This one here? 259 00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:56,279 Oh, so lovely, so soft. 260 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:01,812 Feel your feet on that. 261 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,249 Phone, Jade! 262 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,479 Don't be shy. Take your shoes off. 263 00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,545 Cupid Carpets. Jade speaking. 264 00:14:14,547 --> 00:14:16,879 Dad! Phone! 265 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:18,844 Perfect color for this time of year as well. 266 00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:21,678 Who is it? 267 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,648 Who is it? 268 00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,778 It's Chris! 269 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:31,248 Excuse me one second. 270 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,714 Don't let them leave. 271 00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:47,582 Yes, hello? 272 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,811 The postcode is on the paperwork. 273 00:14:51,813 --> 00:14:53,779 What? 274 00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:57,345 Well, use a satnav. 275 00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:58,614 Who broke it? 276 00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:01,481 Sorry, mate. 277 00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,312 You guys not been to this place before, no? 278 00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,379 No, Malcolm, otherwise I wouldn't be working out 279 00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:16,546 Nigel's useless directions, would I? 280 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,413 When did you start smoking, then? 281 00:15:18,415 --> 00:15:20,213 Me? Oh, few years now. 282 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:23,313 - Want one? - No, thanks. 283 00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:25,378 I don't think you're gonna impress Tasha with all that. 284 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,512 You know, she's a health freak. 285 00:15:26,514 --> 00:15:27,978 Really? 286 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,778 Don't even know why I started, to be honest. 287 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,645 Only started last week. I think it's just a case of... 288 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,545 You're rambling again. 289 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:36,611 Aw, I just dripped egg all over the roadmap. 290 00:15:36,613 --> 00:15:38,413 You're an animal. 291 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,246 Haven't you chaps ever thought about using one of those 292 00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:42,246 satellite navigation thingies? 293 00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:43,811 - I don't trust them. - Why? 294 00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:44,911 I just don't. 295 00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:46,578 Tell him why. 296 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,546 Because they're not always right. 297 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,213 Or because some people follow every instruction blindly, 298 00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:53,212 even if it means driving into a fence. 299 00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,279 Well, it said turn right, didn't it? 300 00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:57,744 How many times did I say you're going the wrong way, Col? 301 00:15:57,746 --> 00:15:59,445 Oh, look, there's a fence, Col. 302 00:15:59,447 --> 00:16:00,712 We're going to crash, Colin. 303 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:03,379 - Is that true? - He's lying again. 304 00:16:03,381 --> 00:16:05,512 Oh, I'm lying, am I? Let's go and ask the poor family 305 00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:07,644 having their kid's birthday party in the garden, shall we? 306 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:09,312 Ask them if I'm lying. 307 00:16:09,314 --> 00:16:11,678 Oh, he's over-exaggerating it a bit. 308 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,878 Anyway, shouldn't we be getting a move on, fellas? 309 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,513 Malcolm, you know the score. The quicker we get there, 310 00:16:16,515 --> 00:16:18,345 the more work we're gonna have to do. 311 00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:20,515 Chill out, they'll be fine. 312 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,478 When he said "big," I didn't think this kind of big. 313 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,845 Well done, Nige. 314 00:16:30,847 --> 00:16:33,213 Can see why he wanted all of us here. 315 00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:34,882 Fucking great. 316 00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:45,748 Enjoy the pie, boys. 317 00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:53,645 All I'm saying is I just either prefer 318 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:57,545 working on my own or with you 'cause the others do my head in. 319 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:58,745 Hello. 320 00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:00,912 - Hi. Mrs. Hanning, is it? - Yes. 321 00:17:00,914 --> 00:17:04,313 - We're from Cupid Carpets. - Oh, the carpet people! 322 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,645 Do come in, do come in. 323 00:17:05,647 --> 00:17:06,748 Thank you. 324 00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:11,745 Ooh, you're a strong man, aren't you? 325 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:13,379 The job keeps me fit. 326 00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:16,744 I bet it does. I bet it does. 327 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,744 Just follow me. 328 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,844 Do you want me to show you around or... 329 00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:23,611 You show us where the living room is, 330 00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:25,346 we can set up in there, if you like. 331 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,445 Okay, my dears, this way, then. 332 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,612 It's nice and quiet around here, isn't it? 333 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,515 Yes. Just the way I like it. 334 00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:37,811 This is the living room. 335 00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,812 It should be no problem at all. 336 00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:41,812 We don't use it much anymore. 337 00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:44,611 We've got so many other rooms. 338 00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:47,312 Jeez, look at this fella. 339 00:17:47,314 --> 00:17:49,545 Could be from that film. What's it called? 340 00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:52,512 That's an old relative of mine, my dear. 341 00:17:52,514 --> 00:17:54,249 Quite a family heirloom, that. 342 00:17:56,580 --> 00:18:00,844 We managed to move most of the furniture for you. 343 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,213 On your own? 344 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,678 My boys helped me. 345 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,979 We got rid of all the old carpets as well. 346 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:09,445 I know that can be a pain. 347 00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:10,579 Yeah, you wouldn't believe what your carpets 348 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:11,812 will pick up over the years. 349 00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:14,611 No, I can imagine. 350 00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:16,545 Can I get you a cup of tea or anything? 351 00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:19,411 Oh, yeah, tea would be great, thanks. No sugar. 352 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:21,645 One tea, no sugar. And you, my dear? 353 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:23,378 Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you. 354 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:27,514 All right, well, give me a shout if you change your mind. 355 00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:31,579 - Seriously? - What? 356 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,378 Well, no wonder she lives all the way out here 357 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,845 'cause her family's well ugly. 358 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,812 You need to watch your mouth. 359 00:18:36,814 --> 00:18:39,678 I speak to the customers, not you, simple. 360 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,512 Okay, okay, calm down. 361 00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:43,878 Just making conversation. 362 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,412 Bet this place is haunted or something. 363 00:18:46,414 --> 00:18:48,378 If you believe in that crap. 364 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:51,249 You could make a proper good horror film here, though. 365 00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:56,545 They were just some ordinary carpet fitters. 366 00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:59,278 She was a sweet old lady that lived in some crap hole 367 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,911 in the middle of nowhere. 368 00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:02,912 Are you actually gonna do some work today? 369 00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:05,246 Why don't you get that stuff off the van? 370 00:19:05,248 --> 00:19:07,644 - Well, what you gonna do? - Prep upstairs. 371 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,477 Well, the others better hurry up 372 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,547 'cause I ain't doing all this on my own. 373 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,811 ♪ Hey ♪ 374 00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:17,344 ♪ No, you're outta the frame ♪ 375 00:19:17,346 --> 00:19:19,579 ♪ No, you're outta the frame ♪ 376 00:19:19,581 --> 00:19:21,811 ♪ No, you're outta the frame ♪ 377 00:19:21,813 --> 00:19:24,246 ♪ No, you're outta the frame ♪ 378 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,946 ♪ No, you're outta the frame ♪ 379 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,378 What are you doing, man? 380 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,979 You're doing my head in, giving me a headache. 381 00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,845 - I was getting into it. - Yeah, I noticed. 382 00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:35,212 Don't give up the day job whatever you do. 383 00:19:35,214 --> 00:19:37,812 Oh, sorry, Col! 384 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:40,912 What's wrong with you today? 385 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,712 Nothing. What do you mean? 386 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:46,246 You're a miserable bastard, that's what I mean. 387 00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:47,579 She's leaving me, Dean. 388 00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:48,844 Who is? 389 00:19:48,846 --> 00:19:51,444 Carol, my wife! 390 00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:53,246 Jesus, you've met her at every Christmas doo 391 00:19:53,248 --> 00:19:54,612 for the last five years! 392 00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:57,213 Yeah, I know who Carol is. 393 00:19:57,215 --> 00:20:00,377 Do you wanna talk about it? 394 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:02,279 No, not really. 395 00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:03,511 All right. 396 00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:04,946 Well, actually, if you must know, 397 00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:07,312 she says I've become boring and predictable, 398 00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:08,945 and I'm just not spontaneous anymore. 399 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:11,245 I mean, me, not spontaneous? 400 00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:13,212 I get fish and chips for dinner every Friday night, 401 00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:14,711 ungrateful bitch! 402 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,248 You let it out, mate. Better if we pull over, eh? 403 00:20:23,248 --> 00:20:26,712 I mean, how am I suppose to fit it all in? 404 00:20:26,714 --> 00:20:29,712 I'm trying to pay for the patio she's always wanted. 405 00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:33,578 That's why I work the extra overtime. 406 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,378 No, I'm not silly, I know I might have 407 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,811 put on a few pounds since the '80s, 408 00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:39,744 but we've all changed since then. 409 00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:42,212 I mean, she ain't exactly Bonnie fucking Tyler. 410 00:20:42,214 --> 00:20:44,978 - You know what I mean? - Sure, mate. 411 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,544 I mean, I try and do the right thing, settle down, 412 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:51,545 get a secure job, get married, have kids, 413 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:54,611 and this is what I get for it. 414 00:20:54,613 --> 00:20:56,244 It's a joke, Dean, it's a joke. 415 00:20:56,246 --> 00:20:57,244 I'm a joke! 416 00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:58,811 Right, listen to me now. 417 00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:02,512 You are not a joke, so pull yourself together. 418 00:21:02,514 --> 00:21:04,445 You are Colin the carpet fitter, 419 00:21:04,447 --> 00:21:06,544 and the best carpet fitter I know. 420 00:21:06,546 --> 00:21:08,811 And carpet fitters don't cry, do they? 421 00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:10,778 Hey? 422 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:13,314 No. So who are ya? 423 00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:17,213 Colin the carpet fitter. 424 00:21:17,215 --> 00:21:19,979 That's right, and what don't carpet fitters do? 425 00:21:19,981 --> 00:21:21,445 Carpet fitters don't cry. 426 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,277 Exactly, and what are we gonna do now? 427 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,645 Go fit some carpet. 428 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,448 Good. Come on, then. 429 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,711 - Sorry about that, mate. - It's all right, mate. 430 00:21:30,713 --> 00:21:32,445 You know where you're going, yeah? 431 00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:35,579 I think so, I think so. 432 00:21:35,581 --> 00:21:38,377 Just a case of staying positive. 433 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:42,148 No, I mean, you know where you're driving to? 434 00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:58,612 Here you are, my lovely. 435 00:21:58,614 --> 00:22:00,579 Ah, thanks, love. 436 00:22:00,581 --> 00:22:01,879 Cheers. 437 00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:26,578 ♪ I want to take you out to dinner ♪ 438 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,579 ♪ My darling ♪ 439 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:34,447 What is this shit? 440 00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:11,779 ♪ For when we die ♪ 441 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,879 ♪ Wade through the line ♪ 442 00:23:15,881 --> 00:23:19,281 ♪ The pending high ♪ 443 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,578 Beautiful. 444 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:24,211 Beautiful. 445 00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:26,211 Thank you. Thank you for coming. 446 00:23:26,213 --> 00:23:27,480 Thank you. 447 00:23:30,647 --> 00:23:31,748 Tash! 448 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:34,612 I'm ready to fit down here now! 449 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,314 Shall we get the carpets off the van?! 450 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,180 Tash?! 451 00:23:42,513 --> 00:23:44,280 Fucking deaf, man! 452 00:23:48,781 --> 00:23:50,779 Weird. 453 00:23:50,781 --> 00:23:52,679 Hello! 454 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,879 I can't seem to open this door! 455 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:57,378 Hello! 456 00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:59,378 Old lady! 457 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,848 Anyone! 458 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,448 Hey, little fella. 459 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,411 Hey, look, take it easy, mate. 460 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,413 Look, I don't know what you want, but... 461 00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:29,915 Chris? 462 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,881 My fucking nose. 463 00:25:26,414 --> 00:25:27,781 Sorry, Tash. 464 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,781 Fuck! 465 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,780 Fuck! 466 00:26:48,979 --> 00:26:51,611 Boys! Boys! 467 00:26:51,613 --> 00:26:53,247 Stop it now! 468 00:27:05,747 --> 00:27:08,414 Now let's get this stuff cleaned up! 469 00:29:58,946 --> 00:30:01,277 William. 470 00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:05,678 What have you done to my boy? 471 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,380 Don't come any closer. 472 00:30:09,614 --> 00:30:11,847 I mean it! 473 00:30:35,313 --> 00:30:36,911 Charlie! 474 00:30:36,913 --> 00:30:39,545 Dinner time! 475 00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:56,247 Boys! Come and help me clean this mess up! 476 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:20,747 Hello? 477 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:30,244 Nice work, boys. Let's get this grub sold, 478 00:32:30,246 --> 00:32:33,643 and then I'm gonna treat us all to a lovely lunch. 479 00:33:06,646 --> 00:33:08,644 Tell you what. I'm glad I'm here. 480 00:33:08,646 --> 00:33:09,877 I'm dying for a leak. 481 00:33:09,879 --> 00:33:12,513 Oh, lovely. Grab the tools, then. 482 00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:18,677 Come on, then. 483 00:33:18,679 --> 00:33:22,213 - What was he crying about? - Oh, mate, leave it. 484 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,312 - Hello! - We at the right house? 485 00:33:33,314 --> 00:33:35,677 Oh, I hope so 'cause there's nothing else around here. 486 00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:37,543 - But where's the van? - What van? 487 00:33:37,545 --> 00:33:39,211 The other work van. 488 00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:41,643 Chris and Tash are supposed to be here already. 489 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:44,644 Maybe they parked in the back, skiving or something. 490 00:33:44,646 --> 00:33:47,381 Someone better be in. I'm gagging for a piss now. 491 00:33:51,813 --> 00:33:53,610 Look, that's our underlay in there. 492 00:33:53,612 --> 00:33:55,778 Where? 493 00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:58,211 Well, where they gone, then? 494 00:33:58,213 --> 00:33:59,678 Chris! 495 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,977 Tasha! 496 00:34:01,979 --> 00:34:04,348 Come on, let's have a nose around the back. 497 00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:09,913 Malcolm, you stay there. Beep the horn if anyone comes. 498 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:21,244 Whoa. 499 00:34:21,246 --> 00:34:22,945 I tell you what, mate, 500 00:34:22,947 --> 00:34:25,443 I wouldn't mind a place like this when I'm older. 501 00:34:25,445 --> 00:34:28,378 Yeah, Carol always wanted me to move out to the sticks. 502 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,381 Hey, Col, it's opened, mate. 503 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,644 Hello! 504 00:34:44,646 --> 00:34:46,678 It's the carpet fitters! 505 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,314 Anyone home? 506 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:50,978 Well, I don't know. 507 00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:52,610 Right, I'm going for a piss. 508 00:34:52,612 --> 00:34:54,245 No, you're bloody not! 509 00:34:54,247 --> 00:34:55,910 Dean! Dean! 510 00:34:55,912 --> 00:34:58,543 Mate, I can't hold it. Two minutes. 511 00:34:58,545 --> 00:35:00,880 That's not very professional! 512 00:37:11,912 --> 00:37:13,779 Oh, finally. 513 00:37:15,478 --> 00:37:17,614 What's the matter with you? 514 00:37:19,512 --> 00:37:20,544 Fingers. 515 00:37:20,546 --> 00:37:21,778 What? 516 00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:24,277 There were some fingers in the toilet. 517 00:37:24,279 --> 00:37:27,510 What you talking about? 518 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:32,543 I just saw two human fingers floating about willy-nilly. 519 00:37:32,545 --> 00:37:36,376 Not a turd or anything normal. Fingers. 520 00:37:36,378 --> 00:37:38,410 Your eyes are playing tricks on ya. 521 00:37:38,412 --> 00:37:41,343 You need to get some glasses, mate. 522 00:37:41,345 --> 00:37:42,477 What you eating? 523 00:37:42,479 --> 00:37:45,743 Little slice of this pie. 524 00:37:45,745 --> 00:37:47,910 Chicken, I think. 525 00:37:47,912 --> 00:37:49,944 Spit it out. 526 00:37:49,946 --> 00:37:51,844 You just used the toilet without asking. 527 00:37:51,846 --> 00:37:53,377 Hardly think they're gonna notice 528 00:37:53,379 --> 00:37:55,744 a little sliver of pie missing. 529 00:37:55,746 --> 00:37:58,243 There's a nipple in the pie. 530 00:37:58,245 --> 00:37:59,878 A what? 531 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,380 There is a human nipple in the pie. 532 00:39:35,512 --> 00:39:36,779 Hello? 533 00:39:54,812 --> 00:39:57,343 Yeah, yeah, sure, Nige. 534 00:39:57,345 --> 00:39:58,944 Yeah, sure. 535 00:39:58,946 --> 00:40:04,146 Landing, stairs, hallway. Yeah, no worries, mate, yeah. 536 00:40:10,646 --> 00:40:14,611 Well, I can fit that for you on... 537 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,243 on Tuesday. 538 00:40:16,245 --> 00:40:18,277 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:26,644 No way. 540 00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:29,811 Bloody hell, Col, there's toes in this as well! 541 00:40:29,813 --> 00:40:32,743 Get me a bloody towel. 542 00:40:32,745 --> 00:40:34,913 Do you reckon you just eat a bit of Chris or something? 543 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:51,379 Hello? Is someone there? 544 00:40:52,412 --> 00:40:53,911 Malcolm? 545 00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:56,476 Tasha, what the bloody hell you doing down there? 546 00:40:56,478 --> 00:40:59,914 No time. Help me get these doors open now. 547 00:41:02,545 --> 00:41:04,443 This is a wind-up, innit? 548 00:41:04,445 --> 00:41:06,711 What was that? 549 00:41:06,713 --> 00:41:08,544 Just get me the fuck out of here. 550 00:41:08,546 --> 00:41:10,977 All right, all right. 551 00:41:10,979 --> 00:41:13,577 Lads! Lads! 552 00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:15,443 Oh, it won't open! 553 00:41:15,445 --> 00:41:17,579 - Just do something, quick! - All right! 554 00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:22,311 I've got an idea! 555 00:41:25,679 --> 00:41:27,543 I knew that meat was funny. 556 00:41:27,545 --> 00:41:29,844 Now do you believe me about the fingers in the toilet? 557 00:41:29,846 --> 00:41:31,844 What you think is going on? 558 00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:33,479 I don't even want to say it. 559 00:41:47,378 --> 00:41:48,513 Malcolm! 560 00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:56,945 - What are you doing? - Please hurry up! 561 00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:58,911 - Is that someone down there? - Oh, my God! 562 00:41:58,913 --> 00:42:00,977 This is like that Pretzel bloke! 563 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:02,610 It's Fritzl, you idiot. 564 00:42:02,612 --> 00:42:03,743 It's Tasha! 565 00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:06,410 Get me the fuck out of here. 566 00:42:06,412 --> 00:42:07,480 Give me that! 567 00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,246 Come on! 568 00:42:24,245 --> 00:42:25,610 Oh, shit. 569 00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:27,713 Get these fucking doors open now! 570 00:42:30,879 --> 00:42:32,846 - Are you all right? - Tasha! 571 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,910 What is going on?! 572 00:42:40,912 --> 00:42:43,710 - And what the fuck was that? - Let's go! 573 00:42:43,712 --> 00:42:46,446 Yeah! 574 00:42:50,745 --> 00:42:53,310 - Malcolm! - Oh, shit. Sorry! 575 00:42:55,945 --> 00:42:57,346 Go, go! 576 00:43:06,312 --> 00:43:08,444 - Oh, bollocks! - What now? 577 00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:09,811 You left my toolbox in the kitchen. 578 00:43:09,813 --> 00:43:11,376 Is that really important? 579 00:43:11,378 --> 00:43:13,544 Well, they're my own tools. Expensive. 580 00:43:13,546 --> 00:43:15,276 Carol bought me most of them. 581 00:43:15,278 --> 00:43:17,511 Oh, fair enough, then, mate. Wanna nip in and get them? 582 00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:19,877 We'll just wait out here and see if we get killed or not! 583 00:43:19,879 --> 00:43:23,210 Jesus. I'm gonna buy you a new fucking toolbox. 584 00:43:23,212 --> 00:43:24,976 Can we just get out of here? 585 00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:28,613 Tasha! 586 00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:36,344 Dean, we're in trouble, mate! 587 00:43:38,378 --> 00:43:39,743 What you want to do? 588 00:43:39,745 --> 00:43:41,543 Uh, hide! 589 00:43:41,545 --> 00:43:44,743 They've already seen you, you wolly! 590 00:43:44,745 --> 00:43:45,778 Come on! 591 00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:47,376 Guys? 592 00:43:47,378 --> 00:43:48,779 Is everything all right? 593 00:43:50,446 --> 00:43:52,476 What is going on? 594 00:43:52,478 --> 00:43:55,310 Malcolm, stay in there. He ain't see ya. 595 00:43:55,312 --> 00:43:58,311 - What are we gonna do? - We can make a run for it. 596 00:43:58,313 --> 00:43:59,514 Ready? 597 00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:07,877 Get back, get back! 598 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,412 Get back! 599 00:44:21,845 --> 00:44:24,310 - What's going on? - Shit, and all of them. 600 00:44:24,312 --> 00:44:27,211 Oh, God, now what we gonna do? 601 00:44:27,213 --> 00:44:28,743 The house. 602 00:44:28,745 --> 00:44:30,843 Back in there? 603 00:44:33,745 --> 00:44:36,879 Well, what are you waiting for? 604 00:44:44,546 --> 00:44:46,310 - Now what? - Weapons. 605 00:44:46,312 --> 00:44:48,311 - Weapons? - Have that. 606 00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:50,476 I'm not working now, mate. 607 00:44:50,478 --> 00:44:51,976 Use it to defend yourself with! 608 00:44:51,978 --> 00:44:53,678 We're supposed to fight them off with these? 609 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,411 I don't think we've got much choice, mate. 610 00:44:55,413 --> 00:44:56,413 There's one outside! 611 00:45:05,946 --> 00:45:07,147 Move. 612 00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:15,843 We know you're in there, gentlemen. 613 00:45:15,845 --> 00:45:17,476 What do you want from us? 614 00:45:17,478 --> 00:45:19,910 I would've thought that was obvious by now. 615 00:45:19,912 --> 00:45:23,343 She still want her carpets fitted? 616 00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:25,479 We're intending to have you for dinner. 617 00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:30,514 Move! 618 00:45:45,978 --> 00:45:48,480 - Dean, in here. - Shit. 619 00:45:50,713 --> 00:45:51,876 What are we doing? 620 00:45:51,878 --> 00:45:52,778 Hide. 621 00:45:55,446 --> 00:45:58,213 - And I suggest you do the same! - Brilliant. 622 00:46:49,212 --> 00:46:52,311 Get off me, you fucking asshole! 623 00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:54,510 Whenever you're ready, Col! 624 00:46:57,313 --> 00:46:58,742 Get back! 625 00:46:58,744 --> 00:47:00,279 Get back! Get back! 626 00:47:08,712 --> 00:47:10,280 Come on! 627 00:47:48,678 --> 00:47:50,477 All right, that's it. We're well fucked. 628 00:47:50,479 --> 00:47:52,777 This has got to be the worst job we've been on. 629 00:47:52,779 --> 00:47:55,277 Get your phone out, ring Nigel, let him know what's going on. 630 00:47:55,279 --> 00:47:57,311 Good idea, but it's at home on charge. 631 00:47:57,313 --> 00:47:59,244 - What? - It was dead before I left. 632 00:47:59,246 --> 00:48:01,510 - Where's yours? - Well, I left it in the van. 633 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,910 Oh, great. Good night, carpet fitters. 634 00:48:02,912 --> 00:48:05,276 - We are dead. - Just calm down, all right? 635 00:48:05,278 --> 00:48:07,645 We'll just stay here, and we'll wait it out. 636 00:48:15,712 --> 00:48:18,511 Hey, Col, look at this stuff. 637 00:48:18,513 --> 00:48:21,909 Bet it's worth a fortune. Where do they get it all from? 638 00:48:21,911 --> 00:48:25,546 I don't know. Let's wait until they come down and ask them. 639 00:48:38,579 --> 00:48:41,243 - As I suspected. - What's that? 640 00:48:41,245 --> 00:48:42,709 These carpets. 641 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,743 Nigel was knocking them out dirt cheap in the shop. 642 00:48:44,745 --> 00:48:48,443 Really? How interesting. 643 00:48:48,445 --> 00:48:50,976 That old bird's been in the shop, you know? 644 00:48:50,978 --> 00:48:52,976 I bet this one's worth a few pounds. 645 00:48:55,545 --> 00:48:56,543 Col? 646 00:48:56,545 --> 00:48:58,312 You all right? 647 00:49:04,313 --> 00:49:07,642 Not really, mate. I just fell through the floor! 648 00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:10,477 Hang on. I'll see if I can find something to get you out. 649 00:49:10,479 --> 00:49:13,810 Let's find the little bastards! 650 00:49:13,812 --> 00:49:15,842 Shit. They're coming. 651 00:49:15,844 --> 00:49:19,310 Well, go on, save yourself. I'm done for. 652 00:49:19,312 --> 00:49:20,709 I ain't leaving ya. 653 00:49:20,711 --> 00:49:23,642 Get to the van. My phone's in there. 654 00:49:23,644 --> 00:49:27,877 Okay, okay. I'll be back, mate, I promise. 655 00:49:27,879 --> 00:49:29,846 Just go! 656 00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,912 Somebody's been playing with my toys. 657 00:49:58,812 --> 00:50:00,542 Come on down. 658 00:50:00,544 --> 00:50:03,510 I'd like to see you make a pie out of me! 659 00:50:03,512 --> 00:50:05,542 Silly fool. 660 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:10,610 I'm not going to eat you, but he might. 661 00:50:10,612 --> 00:50:12,210 Who? 662 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:15,576 You'll find out. 663 00:50:21,945 --> 00:50:25,843 Oi, come back, you silly cow! 664 00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:27,313 Oi! 665 00:50:43,512 --> 00:50:44,813 Shit. 666 00:50:53,444 --> 00:50:54,778 Col? 667 00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:57,280 Dean? 668 00:50:58,745 --> 00:51:01,344 Listen, guys, don't be mad. 669 00:51:01,346 --> 00:51:03,344 I know you told me to stay in the van, 670 00:51:03,346 --> 00:51:05,709 but it was dark, and it was hot, and it was... 671 00:51:05,711 --> 00:51:07,379 Tasha! 672 00:51:19,878 --> 00:51:21,809 Oh, God. Oh, God. 673 00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:23,445 Okay. 674 00:51:29,812 --> 00:51:31,509 Okay. 675 00:51:31,511 --> 00:51:34,609 All right, mate, calm down. 676 00:51:34,611 --> 00:51:37,277 I get it. You're pissed off 677 00:51:37,279 --> 00:51:39,646 'cause the whole staple in the foot thing. 678 00:52:07,879 --> 00:52:09,375 Shit. 679 00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:12,445 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 680 00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:18,478 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 681 00:52:28,711 --> 00:52:30,745 Don't look at me. You shot him. 682 00:52:49,511 --> 00:52:53,342 You fucking little bastard! 683 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:56,476 Right! Before we get any more unwanted attention, 684 00:52:56,478 --> 00:52:59,579 dispose of your brother's body, please! 685 00:53:01,544 --> 00:53:03,810 Is she still in there? 686 00:53:03,812 --> 00:53:06,277 Get her in for tomorrow's supper, 687 00:53:06,279 --> 00:53:09,576 and please get rid of that bloody van! 688 00:53:09,578 --> 00:53:12,877 If I have to see that fucking stupid logo one more time, 689 00:53:12,879 --> 00:53:15,613 I'll have all your balls for breakfast! 690 00:53:33,212 --> 00:53:36,211 Oi! Go hide your brother's body first, 691 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,943 then I'll let you have a bite. 692 00:53:38,945 --> 00:53:40,342 Go on! 693 00:53:40,344 --> 00:53:42,645 Get out and get on with it! 694 00:54:34,545 --> 00:54:37,877 Come on to my land, 695 00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:41,777 into my house, 696 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:47,643 and think that you can kill my boys? 697 00:54:47,645 --> 00:54:50,712 You gob shites don't know who you're messing with. 698 00:54:55,912 --> 00:54:59,375 Oh, for Christ's sake. What now? 699 00:55:37,812 --> 00:55:39,877 You all right, mate? 700 00:55:39,879 --> 00:55:42,678 She trap you down here as well? 701 00:56:03,478 --> 00:56:05,779 Somebody get me the fuck out of here. 702 00:56:11,579 --> 00:56:14,610 What the hell is going on in here? 703 00:56:16,244 --> 00:56:18,910 I take it you've let him get away. 704 00:56:18,912 --> 00:56:21,943 This is ridiculous! 705 00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:24,710 Well? You gonna go and find the little ginger bastard 706 00:56:24,712 --> 00:56:27,642 or hang around me like a wet dog all day, hey? 707 00:56:27,644 --> 00:56:30,212 Or do I have to do everything myself? 708 00:56:33,946 --> 00:56:35,412 No, no, no, no, no. 709 00:57:04,245 --> 00:57:06,743 Have you got through to anyone yet? 710 00:57:06,745 --> 00:57:07,943 Nope. 711 00:57:07,945 --> 00:57:09,642 Have you even tried? 712 00:57:09,644 --> 00:57:12,210 Uh, yes, I've tried both Tash and Chris, 713 00:57:12,212 --> 00:57:13,442 thank you very much. 714 00:57:13,444 --> 00:57:14,478 No answer. 715 00:57:16,211 --> 00:57:18,209 Right. 716 00:57:18,211 --> 00:57:20,211 Give us the phone. I'll give Colin a try. 717 00:57:35,411 --> 00:57:37,242 Hello. 718 00:57:37,244 --> 00:57:38,345 Colin? 719 00:57:39,378 --> 00:57:40,676 Ah... 720 00:57:40,678 --> 00:57:43,145 Hello? 721 00:57:44,745 --> 00:57:47,910 Why doesn't anyone answer their bloody phone? 722 00:57:47,912 --> 00:57:49,542 What happened? 723 00:57:49,544 --> 00:57:51,210 I'm not sure. 724 00:57:51,212 --> 00:57:55,810 Oh, I hope it's not another plumber call out. 725 00:57:55,812 --> 00:57:57,813 Keep trying them, hey? 726 00:58:05,878 --> 00:58:08,311 Yes. Yes! 727 00:58:12,979 --> 00:58:15,446 Yes! Lads! Lads! 728 00:58:22,344 --> 00:58:23,512 Oh, shit. 729 00:58:24,844 --> 00:58:26,145 Shit! 730 00:58:48,212 --> 00:58:52,542 So you can't find the little shite anywhere? 731 00:58:52,544 --> 00:58:55,913 If he's got out, we're ruined, do you know that? 732 00:58:57,911 --> 00:59:01,209 When it gets dark, we'll send Charlie out after him. 733 00:59:01,211 --> 00:59:03,412 Until then, start packing your stuff. 734 00:59:04,712 --> 00:59:06,242 When Harry gets back, 735 00:59:06,244 --> 00:59:09,211 we'll take a little holiday, I think. 736 00:59:24,578 --> 00:59:25,678 Yes. 737 00:59:33,911 --> 00:59:35,909 Come on. 738 00:59:35,911 --> 00:59:37,809 Yes. 739 00:59:39,412 --> 00:59:40,613 Fuck! 740 00:59:42,244 --> 00:59:43,613 Okay. 741 00:59:45,644 --> 00:59:47,810 Emergency. Which service? 742 00:59:47,812 --> 00:59:50,376 Police, ambulance. Anything with flashing lights, yeah? 743 00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:51,908 Sir, I need you to tell me which service you require. 744 00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:53,610 Fire, ambulance, or police. 745 00:59:53,612 --> 00:59:55,577 I need police, but probably an ambulance as well. 746 00:59:55,579 --> 00:59:57,209 Connecting to multiple services. 747 00:59:57,211 --> 00:59:59,543 - Thank God. - What is your location? 748 00:59:59,545 --> 01:00:01,976 I don't know, I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere, mate! 749 01:00:01,978 --> 01:00:03,310 Did you say Norfolk? 750 01:00:03,312 --> 01:00:05,243 No, I don't know where I am. 751 01:00:05,245 --> 01:00:07,275 What is the nature of your call, sir? 752 01:00:07,277 --> 01:00:09,610 I don't know. It's been one of those days, you know? 753 01:00:09,612 --> 01:00:12,443 Please calm down, sir, and explain the best you can. 754 01:00:12,445 --> 01:00:14,475 Okay, right, where to start? 755 01:00:14,477 --> 01:00:17,476 Um, well, I found some fingers in a toilet, 756 01:00:17,478 --> 01:00:19,309 my friend ate a pie that had a nipple in it, 757 01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:20,943 then the cannibals tried to get us, 758 01:00:20,945 --> 01:00:23,943 one of them shot a spear through my friend's cheek, 759 01:00:23,945 --> 01:00:26,776 and my other mate, he fell through the trap door thingy, 760 01:00:26,778 --> 01:00:28,909 and he's still trapped down there. 761 01:00:28,911 --> 01:00:30,909 Is there an adult with you? 762 01:00:30,911 --> 01:00:32,609 I'm an adult. 763 01:00:33,779 --> 01:00:35,278 Hello? 764 01:00:36,945 --> 01:00:38,279 Oh. 765 01:01:32,544 --> 01:01:34,245 Stay back! 766 01:01:45,977 --> 01:01:48,343 I did warn ya! 767 01:02:38,810 --> 01:02:39,842 Please. 768 01:02:39,844 --> 01:02:41,245 I'm done. 769 01:03:04,312 --> 01:03:06,708 Hello. Cupid Carpets. Jade speaking. 770 01:03:06,710 --> 01:03:08,909 - Jade, thank God! It's Dean! - You all right? 771 01:03:08,911 --> 01:03:10,542 Yeah, is your dad there? I ain't got long. 772 01:03:10,544 --> 01:03:13,842 It's been proper boring here today, you know? 773 01:03:13,844 --> 01:03:15,708 Jade, can you just get Nigel, please? 774 01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:17,343 All right, touchy! 775 01:03:17,345 --> 01:03:18,875 You haven't messed another job up, have ya? 776 01:03:18,877 --> 01:03:20,875 'Cause he'll be well pissed. 777 01:03:20,877 --> 01:03:24,410 Here he is now. Dad! 778 01:03:24,412 --> 01:03:26,279 Dean on the phone. 779 01:03:28,911 --> 01:03:31,475 Hello, Dean. 780 01:03:31,477 --> 01:03:33,609 Please tell me it's all going okay. 781 01:03:33,611 --> 01:03:36,409 Nige, it ain't gone quite to plan. 782 01:03:36,411 --> 01:03:37,509 What do you mean? 783 01:03:37,511 --> 01:03:40,276 What have you broke this time? 784 01:03:40,278 --> 01:03:44,276 I swear, Dean, if you and Colin have botched this one up, 785 01:03:44,278 --> 01:03:46,375 you better start looking for somewhere else to work. 786 01:03:46,377 --> 01:03:48,709 No, listen, we are in serious trouble here, yeah? 787 01:03:51,743 --> 01:03:53,410 Listen, Nige, this is gonna die on me. 788 01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:56,875 You got to get help. Get help to the house, yeah? 789 01:03:56,877 --> 01:03:58,211 Hello? 790 01:03:59,677 --> 01:04:01,543 Oh, come on! 791 01:04:03,212 --> 01:04:04,712 He heard me. He must've. 792 01:04:12,212 --> 01:04:14,577 What was all that about? 793 01:04:14,579 --> 01:04:15,642 Not sure. 794 01:04:15,644 --> 01:04:17,709 Reception's terrible. 795 01:04:17,711 --> 01:04:19,742 I'm gonna head over there. 796 01:04:19,744 --> 01:04:22,209 I can't afford this, Jade. 797 01:04:22,211 --> 01:04:24,708 Bloody cowboys, the lot of them. 798 01:04:24,710 --> 01:04:27,842 Have they messed up? Are you sacking them? 799 01:04:27,844 --> 01:04:31,376 I'm not going to sack anyone yet. 800 01:04:31,378 --> 01:04:33,509 Depends what's happened. 801 01:04:33,511 --> 01:04:35,675 I trust I can leave you to lock up? 802 01:04:35,677 --> 01:04:37,776 - Yeah, fine. - All right, well, I'll go over 803 01:04:37,778 --> 01:04:41,576 and see if I can fix whatever mess they've made, then. 804 01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,642 You get Natasha on the mobile, 805 01:04:43,644 --> 01:04:46,409 see what's going on and let me know, okay? 806 01:04:46,411 --> 01:04:47,741 Yeah, yeah, no worries. 807 01:04:47,743 --> 01:04:49,879 Right, I'll see you later. 808 01:04:51,378 --> 01:04:53,410 Tell your mother 809 01:04:53,412 --> 01:04:56,146 I'm probably going to be working late. 810 01:05:08,478 --> 01:05:11,442 Guess what, man. I finished early, yeah. 811 01:05:11,444 --> 01:05:13,145 What you doing? 812 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,275 Malcolm, get the fuck in the van! 813 01:05:50,277 --> 01:05:51,876 I think you've just killed someone! 814 01:05:51,878 --> 01:05:54,443 I know. Don't worry. He was a cannibal. 815 01:05:54,445 --> 01:05:57,575 Oh, I kind of feel less guilty now. 816 01:05:57,577 --> 01:05:59,577 - Well, get in! - Okay. 817 01:06:03,678 --> 01:06:05,541 What the hell were you doing out here? 818 01:06:05,543 --> 01:06:08,309 Long story. See what they did to Tash? 819 01:06:08,311 --> 01:06:10,510 - I know, mate, I know. - Have you called anyone? 820 01:06:10,512 --> 01:06:12,676 I got hold of Nigel, and I think he's on his way out. 821 01:06:12,678 --> 01:06:14,708 What a nightmare! 822 01:06:14,710 --> 01:06:18,209 How many are there of these cannibals? 823 01:06:18,211 --> 01:06:20,243 - Malcolm, you're a genius. - Huh? 824 01:06:20,245 --> 01:06:21,641 There was three and the old bag. 825 01:06:21,643 --> 01:06:22,876 Now that one's roadkill, 826 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,210 the fat one fell out the window. 827 01:06:24,212 --> 01:06:25,641 That's who that was. 828 01:06:25,643 --> 01:06:27,809 Which means it's just the big bald fella left. 829 01:06:27,811 --> 01:06:29,675 We can take him. 830 01:06:29,677 --> 01:06:31,943 Why have we got to go back in there? 831 01:06:31,945 --> 01:06:33,212 To get Col. 832 01:07:05,245 --> 01:07:06,845 You! 833 01:07:08,778 --> 01:07:10,378 Going somewhere? 834 01:07:12,944 --> 01:07:14,311 Come on. 835 01:07:15,311 --> 01:07:16,474 Where are we going? 836 01:07:16,476 --> 01:07:17,741 Col's in the basement. 837 01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:18,809 Keep 'em peeled. 838 01:07:18,811 --> 01:07:20,545 Big fella's a sneaky bugger. 839 01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:28,576 Quick, before he uses his giant fish gun! 840 01:07:34,444 --> 01:07:36,909 You know that part where you said we can take him? 841 01:07:36,911 --> 01:07:38,842 - Yeah? - That was a lie, right? 842 01:07:38,844 --> 01:07:40,677 In here! 843 01:07:46,378 --> 01:07:47,909 He seems really angry. 844 01:07:47,911 --> 01:07:50,875 Probably 'cause you just punched his mother in the face. 845 01:07:50,877 --> 01:07:53,242 You think reckon that's upset him? 846 01:07:53,244 --> 01:07:55,179 Do you realize there's another door there, right? 847 01:08:07,878 --> 01:08:10,246 Sorry. 848 01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:29,842 Malcolm! 849 01:08:49,843 --> 01:08:51,246 Please! No! No! 850 01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:00,711 Oi! 851 01:09:03,244 --> 01:09:04,879 Asshole! 852 01:09:35,743 --> 01:09:38,511 I got one! 853 01:09:40,678 --> 01:09:42,776 Oh. Nice one, buddy. 854 01:09:44,411 --> 01:09:45,409 Dean! 855 01:09:45,411 --> 01:09:46,876 Oh, bother! 856 01:09:53,477 --> 01:09:55,645 That old woman is doing my head in. 857 01:09:57,376 --> 01:09:59,178 Let's go get Col. 858 01:10:03,376 --> 01:10:06,178 Dean, what are we even looking for? 859 01:10:08,578 --> 01:10:10,842 That, Malcolm. 860 01:10:10,844 --> 01:10:12,876 And how are we gonna get down there? 861 01:10:12,878 --> 01:10:14,709 I don't know yet. 862 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,775 - Still got your lighter? - Oh, yeah. 863 01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,474 I don't have any cigs left, though, so... 864 01:10:18,476 --> 01:10:21,145 No, so we can see what we're doing down there. 865 01:10:42,911 --> 01:10:44,911 You evil bitch! 866 01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:48,311 Malc! 867 01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,845 Malc, are you alive, mate? 868 01:10:53,610 --> 01:10:56,377 Malcolm! Malcolm, you there? 869 01:10:58,644 --> 01:10:59,845 Fuck! 870 01:11:06,945 --> 01:11:10,212 Col, you better be alive, mate. 871 01:11:50,311 --> 01:11:51,477 Col. 872 01:11:52,711 --> 01:11:54,245 Colin. 873 01:12:03,877 --> 01:12:05,776 Fuck's sake. 874 01:12:05,778 --> 01:12:07,245 Col! 875 01:12:11,944 --> 01:12:13,677 Come on, you bastard. 876 01:12:53,945 --> 01:12:55,712 You fucking stink. 877 01:13:14,510 --> 01:13:16,645 Dean, now, mate! 878 01:13:36,477 --> 01:13:37,478 Dean! 879 01:14:06,944 --> 01:14:08,711 That's enough! Let's go! 880 01:14:10,910 --> 01:14:12,575 What's the matter? 881 01:14:12,577 --> 01:14:14,274 That looks like a nasty bite, mate. 882 01:14:14,276 --> 01:14:15,875 You think I'm gonna turn into one? 883 01:14:15,877 --> 01:14:17,744 Don't be so stupid! 884 01:14:21,844 --> 01:14:24,410 Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 885 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,611 What the hell? 886 01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:42,311 I'm gonna bloody kill 'em! 887 01:14:46,377 --> 01:14:48,342 Hello! 888 01:14:48,344 --> 01:14:49,577 Dean? 889 01:14:50,610 --> 01:14:51,878 Colin! 890 01:14:53,344 --> 01:14:55,509 Anyone in? 891 01:14:55,511 --> 01:14:57,511 Can anybody hear me? 892 01:15:00,911 --> 01:15:02,745 Mrs. Hanning! 893 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:13,345 Well, this is all seems a little bit odd. 894 01:15:38,376 --> 01:15:39,841 You find some backup? 895 01:15:39,843 --> 01:15:41,776 - I found Malcolm. - Well, where is he, then? 896 01:15:41,778 --> 01:15:43,678 He didn't make it, mate. 897 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,744 Poor sod. 898 01:15:52,843 --> 01:15:54,277 Over there! 899 01:16:01,878 --> 01:16:03,378 Fucking wedged shut, mate! 900 01:16:04,678 --> 01:16:05,844 This way! 901 01:16:07,877 --> 01:16:08,879 Shit! 902 01:16:11,444 --> 01:16:12,778 Hello? 903 01:16:14,878 --> 01:16:16,311 Dean? 904 01:16:17,544 --> 01:16:18,876 Colin? 905 01:16:18,878 --> 01:16:21,677 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 906 01:16:25,243 --> 01:16:27,374 Hello? 907 01:16:27,376 --> 01:16:29,444 Is anyone down there? 908 01:16:31,544 --> 01:16:33,345 This is useless. 909 01:16:35,844 --> 01:16:38,776 Hi, Colin, it's Nigel. 910 01:16:38,778 --> 01:16:42,209 Can you give me a ring when you get this message, please? 911 01:16:42,211 --> 01:16:45,245 I'm at the house, and there's just... 912 01:17:20,210 --> 01:17:22,341 Here, look, Col, look! 913 01:17:22,343 --> 01:17:24,344 - Yes! - Oh, you beauty. 914 01:17:27,644 --> 01:17:29,641 It's a way out, mate! 915 01:17:29,643 --> 01:17:31,242 Yes! 916 01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:37,508 Shit, Col, I think he's coming! 917 01:17:37,510 --> 01:17:39,712 Go, go, go! 918 01:17:57,777 --> 01:17:58,941 Charlie! 919 01:17:58,943 --> 01:18:01,811 We're leaving! 920 01:18:03,277 --> 01:18:06,378 I suggest you get your arse up here! 921 01:18:18,544 --> 01:18:20,311 Time to go. 922 01:18:37,276 --> 01:18:39,675 - You all right? - Yeah. 923 01:18:39,677 --> 01:18:42,344 I just want to go and see Carol, mate. 924 01:18:46,710 --> 01:18:49,144 You're not Charlie. 925 01:18:50,810 --> 01:18:51,875 What did he say? 926 01:18:51,877 --> 01:18:54,345 Col, look at his shirt. 927 01:19:00,210 --> 01:19:02,478 No, wait! What are you doing? Wait! Wait! 928 01:19:03,776 --> 01:19:05,442 - Hey! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 929 01:19:05,444 --> 01:19:07,708 Easy, lads. Doing all right? 930 01:19:11,376 --> 01:19:14,244 Oh, give us a break, hey? 931 01:19:15,243 --> 01:19:17,641 Easy, lads, easy! 932 01:19:17,643 --> 01:19:20,676 - Okay. - We met your mother. 933 01:19:20,678 --> 01:19:23,244 Col, there's some in there! 934 01:19:26,244 --> 01:19:28,375 Oh, God. 935 01:19:28,377 --> 01:19:31,341 What's he carrying? 936 01:19:31,343 --> 01:19:34,277 Col, there's some behind us! Oh, it's a bloody ax! 937 01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,844 What is that? 938 01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,910 Oh, Col. Col, Col, Col, Col. 939 01:19:45,909 --> 01:19:48,277 What are we gonna do? 940 01:19:49,377 --> 01:19:51,308 Carpet fitters don't cry! 941 01:19:57,276 --> 01:19:58,942 ♪ Catching up with my old friends ♪ 942 01:19:58,944 --> 01:20:01,542 ♪ At Uncle Charlie's place ♪ 943 01:20:01,544 --> 01:20:03,840 ♪ My pal says, Al, hey, check it out ♪ 944 01:20:03,842 --> 01:20:05,707 ♪ Look who showed her face ♪ 945 01:20:05,709 --> 01:20:07,576 ♪ We met two years before ♪ 946 01:20:07,578 --> 01:20:10,508 ♪ But all would end in misery ♪ 947 01:20:10,510 --> 01:20:12,675 ♪ Say what you may Fate has a way ♪ 948 01:20:12,677 --> 01:20:14,910 ♪ Some call it destiny ♪ 949 01:20:16,644 --> 01:20:18,409 ♪ How are you And yes, thank you ♪ 950 01:20:18,411 --> 01:20:20,808 ♪ And all the pleasantries ♪ 951 01:20:20,810 --> 01:20:22,908 ♪ Well, it's loud in here Let's go out there ♪ 952 01:20:22,910 --> 01:20:25,474 ♪ And chew our old stories ♪ 953 01:20:25,476 --> 01:20:27,374 ♪ Yeah, I recall the worst of ♪ 954 01:20:27,376 --> 01:20:29,808 ♪ Though our love was bittersweet ♪ 955 01:20:29,810 --> 01:20:32,508 ♪ You're overdue I'm someone new ♪ 956 01:20:32,510 --> 01:20:34,875 ♪ At least that's what I think ♪ 957 01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:39,708 ♪ Sure picked a fine time to come ♪ 958 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:44,275 ♪ For what was did couldn't be undone ♪ 959 01:20:44,277 --> 01:20:48,708 ♪ Don't walk back in, then turn and run ♪ 960 01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:52,644 ♪ Sure picked a fine time to come ♪ 961 01:20:55,944 --> 01:20:57,941 ♪ Well, I dropped my aspiration ♪ 962 01:20:57,943 --> 01:21:00,576 ♪ And I took a fall from grace ♪ 963 01:21:00,578 --> 01:21:03,208 ♪ I fought for you I know it too ♪ 964 01:21:03,210 --> 01:21:04,907 ♪ Some things never change ♪ 965 01:21:04,909 --> 01:21:09,640 ♪ We've been down this road before ♪ 966 01:21:09,642 --> 01:21:14,541 ♪ But there's light this time I'm sure ♪ 967 01:21:14,543 --> 01:21:16,708 ♪ Yeah, I still got your photographs ♪ 968 01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:20,975 ♪ And every single paragraph you wrote me ♪ 969 01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:24,409 ♪ Just hoping ♪ 970 01:21:24,411 --> 01:21:28,708 ♪ Sure picked a fine time to come ♪ 971 01:21:28,710 --> 01:21:33,375 ♪ For what was did couldn't be undone ♪ 972 01:21:33,377 --> 01:21:37,641 ♪ Don't walk back in, then turn and run ♪ 973 01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:41,711 ♪ Sure picked a fine time to come ♪ 974 01:21:43,776 --> 01:21:48,640 ♪ What the hell are you doing here ♪ 975 01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:52,508 ♪ I'll drift in your atmosphere ♪ 976 01:21:52,510 --> 01:21:55,708 ♪ Just like you to turn up out of the blue ♪ 977 01:21:55,710 --> 01:22:00,308 ♪ When you're missing him ♪ 978 01:22:00,310 --> 01:22:04,674 ♪ Sure picked a fine time to come ♪ 979 01:22:04,676 --> 01:22:09,409 ♪ For what was did couldn't be undone ♪ 980 01:22:09,411 --> 01:22:13,641 ♪ Don't walk back in, then turn and run ♪ 981 01:22:13,643 --> 01:22:17,577 ♪ Sure picked a fine time to come ♪ 982 01:22:20,909 --> 01:22:24,875 ♪ My pal says, Al, don't turn around ♪ 983 01:22:24,877 --> 01:22:29,910 ♪ Let her walk away ♪ 67438

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