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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,831 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,837 --> 00:00:08,337 GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO TONIGHT? 3 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:09,909 SEE THE NEW ZALIENS MOVIE! 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,340 OH, YEAH! ZALIENS 24: 5 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:15,123 ZALIENS VS. CYBORGS. THEY SAID, 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,316 (mimics Zalien) "WE'LL BE BACK," 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,518 (normal voice) AND THEY ARE! 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,019 Both: ALIEN BRAIN SUCK! 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,420 (both babble) 10 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,733 I HEAR THE FIRST FOUR HOURS OF THE MOVIE ARE REALLY GOOD. 11 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,925 BUT THEN IT GETS KINDA SLOW. 12 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:28,396 BUT THEN THE LAST TWO HOURS ARE EPIC! 13 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:30,259 (both squealing) 14 00:00:30,261 --> 00:00:32,331 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE COULD DO TONIGHT? 15 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,973 NOT WASTE NINE HOURS OF OUR LIVES ON THAT MOVIE. 16 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:37,965 (whistling) 17 00:00:37,968 --> 00:00:39,468 GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY! 18 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,310 ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY? 19 00:00:41,312 --> 00:00:44,852 HEY, DEZ! GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY! 20 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:52,419 UH, DAD, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 21 00:00:52,423 --> 00:00:53,523 YEAH? 22 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:55,794 -YOU'RE HUGGING DEZ. -I'M JUST HAPPY. 23 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:58,486 YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE YOURSELF. 24 00:00:58,489 --> 00:01:00,129 MAYBE HE'S NOT HIMSELF. 25 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:03,061 MAYBE ZALIENS REPLACED LESTER WITH A CYBORG, LIKE IN THE MOVIE. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,673 LET'S SQUIRT WATER ON HIM AND SEE IF HE SHORT-CIRCUITS. 27 00:01:12,903 --> 00:01:14,383 OH, DEZ. 28 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,875 YOUR SHENANIGANS ALWAYS MAKE ME CHUCKLE. 29 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,947 -(both chuckle) -THEY DO? 30 00:01:18,949 --> 00:01:21,449 WELL, I JUST CAME BY TO SEE WHERE YOU HUNG 31 00:01:21,452 --> 00:01:22,952 ALL THE PAINTINGS I MADE FOR YOU, 32 00:01:22,953 --> 00:01:24,793 YOU KNOW, OF THE GIRAFFES DOING PEOPLE STUFF. 33 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,485 OH! UH... 34 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,557 WE'RE STILL LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT PLACE TO PUT THEM. 35 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,990 RIGHT NOW, WE'RE KEEPING THEM IN THAT TRASH... 36 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:37,473 PAINTING... STORAGE... CONTAINER BUCKET. 37 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:40,568 WAIT, THAT TRASH CAN'S A PAINTING STORAGE CONTAINER BUCKET? 38 00:01:40,571 --> 00:01:42,601 UGH. I JUST THREW A BANANA PEEL IN THERE. 39 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:46,083 AHYHOO, I'M OFF TO PAINT SOME MORE GIRAFFES. 40 00:01:46,076 --> 00:01:49,476 I'VE HAD THIS AMAZING SURGE OF CREATIVITY LATELY. 41 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,780 OH! YOU GUYS ORDERED A PIZZA. 42 00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:55,523 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 43 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,316 EXTRA 15 CENTS FOR YOU. 44 00:02:01,952 --> 00:02:04,602 DID HE JUST PAY FOR OUR PIZZA? 45 00:02:04,595 --> 00:02:06,555 HE IS NOT WELL. 46 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,598 WAIT A MINUTE. 47 00:02:10,601 --> 00:02:12,431 LOOK AT MY DAD'S PAINTINGS. 48 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:15,913 GIRAFFES SHARING A MILKSHAKE. 49 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:19,566 GIRAFFES CUDDLING IN A GONDOLA. 50 00:02:19,570 --> 00:02:21,010 GIRAFFES DOING THE TANGO! 51 00:02:21,011 --> 00:02:22,841 THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE MAMBO. 52 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,353 ARE YOU SURE? I THINK IT'S A SALSA. 53 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,816 GUYS, OBVIOUSLY, MY DAD IS IN LOVE. 54 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:32,379 THAT'S WHY HE'S PAINTING ALL THIS ROMANTIC STUFF. 55 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:34,733 HE MUST BE SECRETLY DATING. 56 00:02:34,725 --> 00:02:37,025 -OH! -WOW! 57 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:39,127 YOUR DAD IS SECRETLY DATING... 58 00:02:39,129 --> 00:02:40,189 A GIRAFFE? 59 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,342 (theme song playing) 60 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:49,096 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE, I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 61 00:02:49,099 --> 00:02:52,069 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT MY BACK, AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 62 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,702 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 63 00:02:53,704 --> 00:02:55,354 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 64 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:58,506 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 65 00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:01,649 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 66 00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:03,082 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY" ♪ 67 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,663 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKING ♪ 68 00:03:05,656 --> 00:03:07,156 ♪ OH ♪ 69 00:03:07,157 --> 00:03:09,657 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 70 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:10,990 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 71 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,691 ♪ BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 72 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,533 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU DOING IT SOLO ♪ 73 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:17,296 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE WHOA ♪ 74 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:18,898 ♪ YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 75 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,699 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 76 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,912 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 77 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:28,035 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 78 00:03:28,038 --> 00:03:29,678 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 79 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,540 ♪ BEING WITHOUT YA ♪ 80 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:39,117 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAD IS DATING AGAIN. 81 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:42,249 I SHOULD'VE PUT THAT TOGETHER WHEN HE BOUGHT COLOGNE 82 00:03:42,253 --> 00:03:43,653 INSTEAD OF RUBBING A MAGAZINE AD 83 00:03:43,654 --> 00:03:45,834 ALL OVER HIMSELF LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES. 84 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,296 HEY, A FREE SAMPLE IS A FREE SAMPLE. 85 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,030 I REALLY WANT MY DAD TO BE HAPPY, 86 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,962 BUT I GUESS I ALWAYS HELD ON TO THE HOPE 87 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:56,714 THAT MY PARENTS MIGHT GET BACK TOGETHER. 88 00:03:56,707 --> 00:03:59,537 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. 89 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:00,970 I'VE ALWAYS HELD ON TO THE HOPE 90 00:04:00,971 --> 00:04:04,351 THAT ZINGA JUICE WOULD BRING BACK THE PUMPKIN SMOOTHIE. 91 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,815 BUT I HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT 92 00:04:05,816 --> 00:04:09,146 THAT IT WAS FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY. 93 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,879 AND THAT'S A REALITY I HAVE TO LIVE WITH EVERY DAY. 94 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,685 OKAY, GUYS, NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR SONG WITH ME, 95 00:04:17,688 --> 00:04:19,728 DEZ IS GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO. 96 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:21,030 THAT WEIRDO? 97 00:04:21,031 --> 00:04:24,401 HEY, THE CIRCUS CALLED. THEY WANT THEIR PANTS BACK. 98 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:26,595 (laughs) 99 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:28,897 MIKEY, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 100 00:04:28,899 --> 00:04:30,299 THAT'S OKAY, HERMAN. 101 00:04:30,301 --> 00:04:33,571 I ACTUALLY DID GET THESE PANTS FROM A CLOWN. 102 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,784 WHO'S THAT KID? 103 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,606 THAT'S MIKEY. HE JUST SIGNED UP. 104 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:39,348 HE'S A NIGHTMARE. 105 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:40,650 I TOLD YOU! 106 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,851 I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE ME CANDY! 107 00:04:42,853 --> 00:04:45,793 PLEASE TELL ME HE'S JUST DOING THIS ONE WORKSHOP 108 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,586 AND WE ONLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR A WEEK. 109 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,988 SORRY. MIKEY SIGNED UP FOR THREE MONTHS, 110 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,690 AND I GOT ALL THE MONEY UP FRONT, 111 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,692 AND I ALREADY BOUGHT THIS NEW JACKET WITH IT. 112 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,674 -OKAY, IT'S REALLY CUTE. -YEAH. 113 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,866 (shouting) I WANT CANDY! 114 00:04:57,868 --> 00:05:00,668 I WANT CANDY! 115 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:04,842 DOES ANYBODY HAVE SOME CANDY? ANYBODY? 116 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:08,435 I HAD SOME, BUT MIKEY TOOK IT FROM ME. 117 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:10,709 OH! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY CLOWN PANTS. 118 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,681 COTTON CANDY. 119 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:13,012 HERE YOU GO, YOU LITTLE MONSTER. 120 00:05:14,084 --> 00:05:16,424 LOOK! I CALMED HIM DOWN. PIECE OF CAKE. 121 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,517 NOW I WANT CAKE! 122 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,619 OH! I HAVE A CREAM PUFF. 123 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,521 I TOLD YOU, I WANT CAKE! 124 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,959 THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO 125 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,760 IS DECIDE ON A CONCEPT FOR OUR MUSIC VIDEO. 126 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:34,132 REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO BAD IDEAS. 127 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,844 HERE'S A CONCEPT! 128 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,666 YOU'RE A FART BUCKET! 129 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,810 OKAY. UH, LIKE I SAID, 130 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:45,053 THERE ARE NO BAD IDEAS... 131 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,945 BUT I AM NOT WRITING THAT ONE DOWN. 132 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:50,547 WHATEVER. YOU'RE STILL A FART BUCKET. 133 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,651 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 134 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,933 WHY DON'T WE SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS CAME UP WITH. 135 00:05:55,926 --> 00:05:57,756 OH. 136 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:58,888 OOH! 137 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:01,989 "DANCING BAREFOOT IN THE SAND." I LIKE IT. 138 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,842 "WINTER WONDERLAND"? BRRR. 139 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,697 READ IT! 140 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,411 "YOU'RE A FART BUCKET." 141 00:06:14,405 --> 00:06:16,375 WHAT DOES A FART BUCKET EVEN LOOK LIKE? 142 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,906 YOU! 143 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,610 ALL RIGHT, I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE. 144 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:25,223 OKAY, LET'S WORK ON OUR DANCE TO THE VIDEO. 145 00:06:25,215 --> 00:06:27,415 WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DEMONSTRATE A STEP-KICK? 146 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:29,888 ME, ME, ME! I'M GREAT AT STEP-KICKING! 147 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,795 BOOM. 148 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,098 NICE JOB, HERMAN. 149 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,570 YOU GET A LOLLIPOP. 150 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:42,772 WHOO-HOO! 151 00:06:44,575 --> 00:06:46,375 I ALWAYS GIVE OUT LOLLIPOPS 152 00:06:46,376 --> 00:06:48,406 WHEN PEOPLE FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. 153 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,878 MIKEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THE STEP-KICK? 154 00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:52,481 OKAY. 155 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:54,694 -STEP. -OW. 156 00:06:54,685 --> 00:06:56,615 KICK. 157 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,948 THANK YOU! 158 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:02,850 TECHNICALLY, HE DID FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. 159 00:07:02,853 --> 00:07:06,803 BLECH! I HATE LOLLIPOPS! 160 00:07:08,459 --> 00:07:09,559 I DON'T GET IT. 161 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,930 POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT USUALLY WORKS. 162 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,602 WELL, I TRIED TO BE NURTURING WITH MIKEY, 163 00:07:13,604 --> 00:07:14,814 BUT IT WAS NO USE. 164 00:07:14,805 --> 00:07:17,505 HOW DO YOU NURTURE A HUMAN NIGHTMARE? 165 00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:20,308 YOU TWO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CHILDREN. 166 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,570 WHERE IS THE LITTLE BRAT? 167 00:07:21,572 --> 00:07:23,042 HE'S UP IN THE PRACTICE ROOM, 168 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,753 MOST LIKELY BREAKING SOMETHING... 169 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,545 OR SOMEONE. 170 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,417 WHEN IT COMES TO BAD BEHAVIOR, 171 00:07:28,418 --> 00:07:29,878 YOU JUST HAVE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW. 172 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,720 I'M GOING TO GO AND LET MIKEY KNOW WHO'S BOSS. 173 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:42,060 YEAH, HE'S A MONSTER. 174 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,602 YOU GUYS ARE AMATEURS. 175 00:07:44,595 --> 00:07:46,065 I'LL TAKE OVER THE MUSIC VIDEO. 176 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,496 I'M GREAT WITH KIDS. 177 00:07:47,498 --> 00:07:50,538 THE KEY IS TO THINK LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD. 178 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:54,851 WOW. IT LOOKS LIKE MIKEY'S ACTUALLY LISTENING TO DEZ. 179 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:57,145 DEZ, HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO BEHAVE? 180 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:58,847 IT'S SIMPLE. 181 00:07:58,849 --> 00:08:01,149 YOU JUST GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT A KID'S PASSION IS. 182 00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:02,751 MIKEY LIKES TO EDIT, 183 00:08:02,753 --> 00:08:04,213 HERMAN LIKES TO SAY HE'S GREAT AT STUFF, 184 00:08:04,214 --> 00:08:06,924 AND STEWIE JUST LIKES TO LICK THINGS. 185 00:08:08,258 --> 00:08:11,018 ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT MIKEY'S A NATURAL AT EDITING. 186 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:12,521 HE'S DOING THE FINAL CUT OF THE MUSIC VIDEO. 187 00:08:12,523 --> 00:08:14,973 OKAY, DEZ, I'M FINISHED. 188 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,865 GREAT! 189 00:08:16,867 --> 00:08:18,627 THIS IS GOTTA SEE. 190 00:08:21,231 --> 00:08:23,871 (music playing) 191 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,844 WOW. THIS LOOKS AMAZING. 192 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:27,776 (passing gas) 193 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,253 (passing gas) 194 00:08:41,852 --> 00:08:45,832 WHAT A BUNCH OF FART BUCKETS! 195 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,956 I'M USUALLY GREAT AT NOT GETTING UPSET, 196 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:51,429 BUT NOW I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME! 197 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,931 (manic laughter) 198 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,373 OKAY, OKAY, LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 199 00:08:55,365 --> 00:08:57,535 LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 200 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,567 (sighs) 201 00:08:58,569 --> 00:08:59,839 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 202 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,170 WE'VE GOT TO KICK MIKEY OUT. 203 00:09:01,171 --> 00:09:03,771 -(music video playing) -(both laughing) 204 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,119 SORRY. IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. 205 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:13,421 WE'VE GOT TO KICK MIKEY OUT. 206 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:15,494 (both laughing) 207 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,890 MIKEY'S MOM IS ON HER WAY TO PICK HIM UP. 208 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:23,592 AS SOON AS SHE GETS HERE, 209 00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:25,104 YOU TELL HER THAT WE'RE KICKING MIKEY OUT. 210 00:09:25,095 --> 00:09:27,095 WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL HER? 211 00:09:27,097 --> 00:09:29,867 BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE THE MEAN ONE. 212 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,370 WHAT? 213 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:34,951 SEE? NOW YOU'RE YELLING FOR NO REASON. 214 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,676 HEY, HONEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 215 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,379 I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS. 216 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,781 GOT TO WARN YOU, MR. DAWSON. 217 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,453 SHE'S IN ONE OF HER MOODS. 218 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,019 ALLY, UM... 219 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,920 (chuckles) THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO TELL YOU. 220 00:09:52,923 --> 00:09:55,603 DAD, I KNOW YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE. 221 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,525 (chuckles) THAT WASN'T HARD AT ALL. 222 00:09:58,528 --> 00:09:59,798 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 223 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,230 YOUR LAST BATCH OF GIRAFFE PAINTINGS. 224 00:10:02,232 --> 00:10:03,872 THEY'RE ALL SO ROMANTIC. 225 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:07,114 WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A ROMANTIC GUY. 226 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,077 ANYWAY, I KNOW IT MUST BE WEIRD FOR YOU 227 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,010 TO THINK OF ME DATING SOMEONE. 228 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,312 YEAH, IT... IT WAS, AT FIRST, 229 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,054 BUT I REALLY WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 230 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:19,687 I REALLY AM, I MEAN, JOANNA'S AN AMAZING PERSON, 231 00:10:19,690 --> 00:10:21,920 AND I PROMISE I'LL INTRODUCE HER TO YOU REALLY SOON. 232 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:25,002 OKAY. JUST PROMISE YOU WON'T KEEP ANY MORE SECRETS FROM ME. 233 00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:26,595 I DON'T WANT TO SUDDENLY DISCOVER 234 00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:29,056 A PAINTING OF TWO GIRAFFES IN A TUXEDO AND VEIL. 235 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,713 -BOOM. -BOOM. 236 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:37,636 ALLY, HIS MOM IS HERE. 237 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,767 OKAY. 238 00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:40,569 I GUESS WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 239 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:43,070 GREAT. USE THAT ANGER. 240 00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,049 HI, MRS. THOMPSON. 241 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,120 ALLY HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO TELL YOU. 242 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:54,483 I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, 243 00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:57,434 MIKEY IS HAVING A GREAT TIME HERE. 244 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:01,127 HE SAYS YOU GUYS REALLY INSPIRE HIM. 245 00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:02,131 AW. 246 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:03,162 WELL, THANKS. 247 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,703 BUT I ACTUALLY, UM... 248 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,237 WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT... 249 00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,139 MIKEY IS... 250 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:12,041 HONEY? 251 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,802 Both: YES? 252 00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:15,354 HUH? 253 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:18,145 I-- I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS NOW. 254 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:21,208 UH, ALLY, THIS IS JOANNA. 255 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,751 ALLY IS YOUR DAUGHTER? 256 00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:24,994 THIS IS JOANNA? 257 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,055 Lester: YEAH. 258 00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:27,586 WHAT A COINCIDENCE! 259 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,457 MY LITTLE MIKEY IS TAKING CLASSES HERE. 260 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,290 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T PUT TOGETHER 261 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,302 THAT THIS ALLY WAS YOUR ALLY. 262 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,165 SO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 263 00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:40,969 UH, I WAS... 264 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:42,531 JUST GONNA SAY THAT 265 00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:45,842 MIKEY IS... 266 00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:47,476 REALLY TALENTED, 267 00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:51,677 AND WE ARE THRILLED TO HAVE HIM HERE AT THE MUSIC FACTORY. 268 00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:54,411 YEAH. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S OBNOXIOUS 269 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,854 OR HAS ANY SORT OF BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER. 270 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:11,158 SO YOUR DAD IS DATING MIKEY'S MOM? 271 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,931 WOW. 272 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,173 THAT MUST HAVE MADE IT SUPER AWKWARD WHEN YOU KICKED HIM OUT. 273 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,906 I DIDN'T KICK HIM OUT. 274 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:21,469 I CAN'T HAVE THE FIRST THING I SAY TO MY DAD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND BE 275 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:23,141 "YOUR KID IS A NIGHTMARE." 276 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,284 CAN IT BE THE SECOND THING YOU SAY TO HER? 277 00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:28,477 ALLY, I KNOW IT'S WEIRD, 278 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,078 BUT YOU HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR DAD. 279 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,980 LOOK WHAT MIKEY DID TO MY GUITAR. 280 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:35,462 "GOOD JOB BEING A DING-DONG." 281 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,225 OHH! I WAS A TOTAL DING-DONG YESTERDAY, 282 00:12:38,228 --> 00:12:39,958 AND I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING. 283 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,030 GUYS, MY DAD IS SO HAPPY. 284 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,073 I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO RUIN THAT. 285 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,035 OKAY, ALLY, LET'S SAY WE DON'T SAY ANYTHING, 286 00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:50,238 YOUR DAD KEEPS DATING MIKEY'S MOM, 287 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,170 THINGS GO REALLY WELL, 288 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,072 AND LESTER PROPOSES. 289 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,114 THEN SHE BECOMES YOUR STEPMOM, 290 00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:57,306 AND THEN MIKEY WILL BECOME-- 291 00:12:57,307 --> 00:13:00,607 (gasps) THE WEDDING VIDEOGRAPHER. 292 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:03,180 NO, HE'D BE MY STEPBROTHER. 293 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,223 HE COULD BE BOTH. 294 00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:10,255 I CAN'T LIVE WITH THAT KID FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 295 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:14,460 DINNERS, HOLIDAYS, FAMILY VACATIONS. 296 00:13:14,464 --> 00:13:16,104 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? MY DAD WOULD NEVER PAY 297 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,826 FOR A VACATION FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR. 298 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:21,729 WHAT IF YOU GUYS HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM? 299 00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:26,281 WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE FAMILY TOOTHBRUSH? 300 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:28,606 YOUR FAMILY SHARES A TOOTHBRUSH? 301 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,878 YOURS DOESN'T? 302 00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:33,481 THIS CAN'T HAPPEN. 303 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:34,893 I HAVE TO GO TALK TO MY DAD 304 00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,985 AND TELL HIM THE TRUTH ABOUT MIKEY. 305 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:44,520 SO, IF MIKEY'S MOM AND ALLY'S DAD GET MARRIED, 306 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,064 WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? 307 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,800 STILL A DING-DONG. 308 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,213 COOL. JUST CHECKING. 309 00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:05,223 HEY, HONEY. 310 00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:06,945 I GOT US LUNCH FROM THIS NEW PLACE, 311 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,277 STUFF 'N A CONE. 312 00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:09,978 WOULD YOU LIKE A HOT DOG IN A CONE 313 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,980 OR PIZZA IN A CONE? 314 00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:16,192 SO IT'S JUST STUFF... IN A CONE? 315 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:19,426 YEAH. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT STUFF 'N A CONE. 316 00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:21,459 YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY. 317 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,691 LISTEN, DAD, UH, 318 00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,362 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MIKEY. 319 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,344 OH, I AM SO RELIEVED YOU SAID HE WAS SUCH A GREAT KID. 320 00:14:27,337 --> 00:14:29,337 CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW AWKWARD IT WOULD BE 321 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,439 FOR ME AND JOANNA IF YOU AND MIKEY DIDN'T GET ALONG? 322 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:34,571 (laughs nervously) YEAH. 323 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,214 THAT WOULD BE REALLY AWKWARD. 324 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,978 EXACTLY HOW AWKWARD WOULD IT BE? 325 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,051 REALLY AWKWARD. 326 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:44,413 'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE HER. 327 00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:45,664 HEY, WHO KNOWS? 328 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:48,285 ONE DAY WE COULD ALL BE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. 329 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,160 ALLY, YOU'RE CRYING. 330 00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:55,801 OH, I AM JUST SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 331 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:56,995 THANKS, SWEETIE. 332 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,167 OH! I TOLD JOANNA YOU'D BABYSIT MIKEY 333 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:01,599 WHILE WE WENT OUT FOR HER BIRTHDAY TONIGHT. 334 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,113 I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE HAPPY NEWS. 335 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,309 (crying) 336 00:15:14,284 --> 00:15:17,054 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH MIKEY, GUYS. 337 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,217 I REALLY WANT TO MAKE THINGS WORK WITH THIS KID. 338 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,319 -NO PROBLEM. -ANY TIME. 339 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,520 YOU'RE STILL PAYING US 50 BUCKS, RIGHT? 340 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,234 HEY, MIKEY. 341 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,397 OUR PARENTS SEEM TO REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER, 342 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,030 SO I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT 343 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,562 IF YOU AND I COULD GET ALONG. 344 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,243 WHATEVER. NOW ENTERTAIN ME. 345 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,807 SHE COULD SING YOU A SONG. 346 00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:40,938 (emphatically) NOT A FAN. 347 00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:45,182 WHY DON'T WE ALL PLAY A GAME? 348 00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:46,515 OOH, LET'S PLAY COPS AND ROBBERS, 349 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:49,346 AND I ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE KIDS LIKE THAT GAME, 350 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,979 NOT BECAUSE I ALREADY BOUGHT THE HATS AND BADGES. 351 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:55,563 OKAY. I'LL BE THE SHERIFF. 352 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,025 OHH! I WANTED TO BE THE SHERIFF. 353 00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:59,588 OH! YAY! 354 00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:04,259 WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN! 355 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,444 YAY! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! 356 00:16:07,437 --> 00:16:09,697 YOU'RE NOT GONNA UNTIE ME, ARE YOU? 357 00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:12,069 OH, ALLY. 358 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,312 I DIDN'T EVEN DOUBLE-KNOT THOSE. 359 00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:17,705 YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR UPPER-BODY STRENGTH. 360 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:20,177 HEY, I CAN DO THREE PUSH-UPS. 361 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,780 I MEAN, NOT IN A ROW, 362 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,712 BUT THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE DAY. 363 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,524 WELL, WHILE YOU'RE TIED UP, 364 00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:29,416 I'M GOING TO GO MESS UP OUR PARENTS' DATE SO BAD 365 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,819 THAT MY MOM BREAKS UP WITH YOUR DAD. 366 00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:34,321 LOOK, MIKEY, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 367 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:36,304 CLEARLY YOU'RE JUST UPSET 368 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,026 THAT YOUR MOM'S DATING SOMEONE NEW. 369 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,428 I DON'T CARE THAT MY MOM'S DATING. 370 00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:44,170 I JUST CARE THAT SHE'S DATING A DOOF LIKE YOUR DAD. 371 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:45,584 SEE YA! 372 00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,175 YOU WON'T GET FAR. 373 00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:49,807 MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA UNTIE ME AND WE'LL STOP YOU. 374 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,079 YOU MEAN THOSE FRIENDS? 375 00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:54,682 THE FRIENDS THAT I JUST LOCKED UP IN THE SOUNDPROOF BOOTH? 376 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:58,254 GOOD LUCK GETTING OUT WITHOUT A DOOR HANDLE! 377 00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,888 (laughs) 378 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,990 WE SHOULD HAVE LET DEZ BE THE SHERIFF. 379 00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:12,199 HEY, ALLY! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL MIT? 380 00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:14,102 (sighs) HERMAN. 381 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:15,574 THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE. 382 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,605 OH, THERE IT IS! 383 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,570 WELL, BYE, ALLY. 384 00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:24,411 HERMAN, WAIT! I'M ALL TIED UP HERE. 385 00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:25,984 YOU NEED TO LET THEM OUT OF THE SOUND BOOTH. 386 00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:29,745 OH! I'M GREAT AT LETTING PEOPLE OUT OF SOUND BOOTHS! 387 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,825 WAIT! I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT IN JAIL 388 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,787 UNTIL SHERIFF MIKEY LETS US OUT. 389 00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:42,589 NO! HE JUST TRICKED US, SO HE COULD LOCK US INTO THE SOUND BOOTH. 390 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:46,042 (gasps) MAN, IF YOU CAN'T TRUST A SHERIFF, 391 00:17:46,035 --> 00:17:47,765 WHO CAN YOU TRUST? 392 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,199 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE TIED ME UP. 393 00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:54,401 WELL, YOU DID ROB A BANK AT HIGH NOON. 394 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:57,084 COME ON! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE RESTAURANT 395 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,746 BEFORE MIKEY MAKES JOANNA BREAK UP WITH MY DAD. 396 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,394 (piano playing) 397 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,560 NO WAY! 398 00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:14,422 YOUR DAD TOOK JOANNA TO FANCY'S? 399 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,274 BUT THIS PLACE IS SO... 400 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:17,596 FANCY. 401 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,527 HE MUST REALLY BE IN LOVE. 402 00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:21,429 I KNOW, RIGHT? 403 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:23,301 FOR MY BIRTHDAY, HE TOOK ME TO A LOST AND FOUND 404 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,313 AND TOLD ME TO PICK OUT WHATEVER I WANTED. 405 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,236 OKAY, I SEE YOUR DAD AND JOANNA, 406 00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:30,609 BUT WHERE'S MIKEY? 407 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,610 RIGHT HERE. 408 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,812 YOU DOOFS JUST GOT HERE JUST IN TIME 409 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,554 TO SEE ALLY'S DAD STINK THIS PLACE UP. 410 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:40,187 (whirring) 411 00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:41,820 WHAT DID YOU DO? 412 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,721 I'M ABOUT TO DRIVE THIS STINK BOMB 413 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,563 RIGHT INTO YOUR DAD'S CHAIR. 414 00:18:45,555 --> 00:18:47,725 AND IN FIVE SECONDS, IT'LL GO OFF, 415 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,097 MAKING YOUR DAD A REAL LIVE FART BUCKET. 416 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:56,514 -(explodes) -OH! 417 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:05,522 NOW INSTEAD OF MR. DAWSON SMELLING LIKE A FART BUCKET, 418 00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:06,975 I DO. 419 00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:08,976 AW. 420 00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:12,378 WELL, THAT'S WASN'T ALL I HAD PLANNED. 421 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:15,122 SEE THAT SPECIAL CAKE YOUR DAD BOUGHT FOR MY MOM? 422 00:19:15,124 --> 00:19:18,794 I REPLACED THE CANDLE WITH A FIRECRACKER. 423 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:21,858 THE CAKE IS GONNA BLOW UP AND RUIN THEIR DATE. 424 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,091 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 425 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,703 OH! 426 00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:27,495 ALLY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 427 00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:29,097 SAVING YOU. 428 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:31,840 EVERYBODY, DOWN! 429 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,478 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT WAS A FIREWORK. 430 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,049 I LIED. 431 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,980 BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME FIREWORKS 432 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,812 BETWEEN ALLY AND MY MOM. 433 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,158 ALLY, WHY DID YOU RUIN MY BIRTHDAY CAKE? 434 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,120 I'M SORRY, MOM, I TRIED TO STOP HER, 435 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:55,872 BUT ALLY WAS DETERMINED TO BREAK YOU GUYS UP. 436 00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:57,725 WHAT? NO! 437 00:19:57,727 --> 00:20:00,727 MIKEY IS THE ONE WHO CAME DOWN HERE TO BREAK YOU GUYS UP. 438 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,500 HE TIED ME TO A CHAIR, 439 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,332 LOCKED MY FRIENDS IN THE SOUND BOOTH, 440 00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:05,584 AND THEN TOLD ME HE REPLACED 441 00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,505 THE CANDLE ON YOUR CAKE WITH A FIRECRACKER. 442 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,607 WHAT? OBVIOUSLY SHE'S MAKING ALL THAT UP. 443 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,040 OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE. 444 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:15,182 DEZ, YOU WERE THERE! 445 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:19,646 I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN BE IN A RELATIONSHIP 446 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:22,489 WITH SOMEONE WHO'S DAUGHTER IS SUCH A BRATTY TROUBLEMAKER. 447 00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:25,262 WELL, I COULD NEVER DATE ANYONE 448 00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:27,855 WHO COULD SAY THOSE SORTS OF THINGS ABOUT MY DAUGHTER. 449 00:20:28,858 --> 00:20:31,158 COME ON, MIKEY. WE'RE GOING. 450 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:37,713 FYI: MIKEY'S NO LONGER WELCOME AT THE MUSIC FACTORY! 451 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:41,067 AND THERE ARE NO REFUNDS! I'M KEEPING THIS JACKET! 452 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:46,083 OH MY GOSH, DAD. I FEEL TERRIBLE. 453 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,715 YOU MUST BE HEARTBROKEN. 454 00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:49,747 (emotionally) IT'S NOT THAT. 455 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,379 JOANNA WAS GONNA PICK UP THE TAB FOR DINNER, 456 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:55,082 BUT SHE LEFT WITHOUT PAYING. 457 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:59,986 SHE WAS GONNA PAY FOR HER OWN BIRTHDAY DINNER? 458 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:02,029 THAT'S WHAT MADE HER SO SPECIAL. 459 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:08,395 (weeping) 460 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,701 (music playing) 461 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,606 SORRY WE LOCKED YOU IN THE SOUND BOOTH, HERMAN. 462 00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:20,749 LUNCH IS ON US. 463 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,680 EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD. 464 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,682 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA EAT FIRST. 465 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,724 I'M GONNA GO WITH THE BURRITO IN A CONE. 466 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:31,056 I'M GONNA GO WITH THE SIDE OF RIBS IN A CONE. 467 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:34,090 OH! DIBS ON THE HOT DOG ON A STICK IN A CONE. 468 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,303 I THINK I'LL TRY THE MEATBALL SUB IN A CONE... 469 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,725 AND THE LEMONADE IN A CONE. 470 00:21:38,728 --> 00:21:41,568 I STILL DON'T GET THIS PLACE. 471 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:43,031 OH, IT'S VERY SIMPLE, ALLY. 472 00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:45,642 IT'S STUFF IN A CONE. 473 00:21:45,635 --> 00:21:48,435 YEAH, I GET THAT. 474 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:51,778 IT'S JUST THAT THE CONE PART SEEMS SO UNNECESSARY. 475 00:21:51,781 --> 00:21:53,611 COME ON, TRY SOMETHING. 476 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,793 FINE. I'LL HAVE ICE CREAM IN A CONE. 477 00:21:56,786 --> 00:21:59,646 OOH. THAT ONLY COMES IN A CUP. 33834

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