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Ally: HEY, GUYS.
GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR US.
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IT'S A CHORE WHEEL.
(laughs)
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IT WILL BE A FUN WAY FOR US
TO SPLIT UP THE WORKLOAD.
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OOH! AND I THOUGHT
CHORES WERE FUN BEFORE.
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COME ON, WE ALL
HAVE TO PITCH IN.
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PLUS, THE MALL FACILITIES
INSPECTOR IS VISITING ALL
THE STORES THIS WEEK.
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EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT,
OR WE CAN GET SHUT DOWN.
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OOH, I'M GONNA SPIN FIRST.
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CLEAN THE BATHROOM?
WHAT'S MY PRIZE?
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THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND
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TOILET BRUSH!
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YES!
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GUESS WHO BOOKED BIG-TIME
CELEBRITY GUESTS TO COME
TO A&A MUSIC FACTORY
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TO TALK AND PERFORM
FOR ALL OF OUR STUDENTS.
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(panting)
SORRY, TOO MANY WORDS.
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LET ME START OVER.
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH BILLIE AND BOBBIE!
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BILLIE AND BOBBIE
FROM "BILLIE AND BOBBIE SHOW"?
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THEY'RE, LIKE, MY FAVORITE
PERFORMERS EVER.
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HEY!
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SORRY, THEY'RE MY
SECOND FAVORITE.
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YOU GUYS
ARE TIED FOR THIRD.
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FIRST IS THE MAGICIAN
WHO PERFORMED AT MY
FAMILY REUNION.
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HE TURNED MY AUNT
INTO A DOVE.
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NEVER DID SEE HER AGAIN.
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BILLIE AND BOBBIE ARE IN TOWN
TO DO A LIVE TAPING
OF THEIR TV SHOW,
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AND I ASKED THEM TO STOP BY
TO TALK TO OUR STUDENTS.
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I KNOW THEY'RE THIS
WHOLESOME FAMILY ACT,
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BUT AREN'T THEY
A LITTLE CHEESY?
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WHAT'S CHEESY ABOUT
A BROTHER-SISTER DUO
THAT TELLS KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
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AND SINGS FOLK SONGS
ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, SUNSHINE,
AND SIBLING LOVE?
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EVERYTHING?
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BUT HEY, YOU CAN'T DENY
HOW POPULAR BILLIE
AND BOBBIE ARE.
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IS BILLIE THE BROTHER
OR THE SISTER?
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-SISTER.
-BROTHER.
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-I THOUGHT BILLIE
WAS THE BROTHER.
-ISN'T BOBBIE THE BROTHER?
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I KNOW HOW TO FIND OUT.
LET'S WATCH THE THEME SONG.
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♪ TAKE A BILLIE ♪
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♪ YOU ADD A BOBBIE ♪
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♪ YOU GET A BILLIE ♪
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♪ AND A BOBBIE ♪
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♪ WE'RE BILLIE AND BOBBIE,
BOBBIE AND BILLIE ♪
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♪ "THE BILLIE AND
BOBBIE SHOW." ♪
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THAT CLEARS THAT UP.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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(pop music playing)
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-♪ TAKE A BILLIE ♪
-♪ YOU ADD A BOBBIE ♪
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-♪ BUT WHAT'S A BILLIE... ♪
-♪ WITHOUT A BOBBIE? ♪
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-♪ IT'S LIKE SWEET CORN ♪
-♪ WITHOUT A COBBIE ♪
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-♪ OR A WORKER ♪
-♪ WITHOUT A JOBBIE ♪
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-♪ OR A HOTEL ♪
-♪ WITHOUT A LOBBY ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHY WE'RE
BILLIE AND BOBBIE,
BOBBIE AND BILLIE ♪
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♪ "THE BILLIE AND
BOBBIE SHOW." ♪
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-SO WAIT, BILLIE IS THE--
-STILL NO CLUE.
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HAVING FUN, LILY?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M THIS CLOSE TO
BILLIE AND BOBBIE.
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HER HAIR IS EVEN BIGGER
IN REAL LIFE.
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-KNOCK-KNOCK.
-WHO'S THERE?
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-CANOE.
-CANOE WHO?
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CANOE TELL US IF THERE ARE
ANY BILLIE AND BOBBIE FANS
IN THE HOUSE?
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-HEY, SISTER.
-YEAH, BROTHER?
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I ALWAYS WANTED?
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-MY GOLDEN CURLS?
-OH!
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NO, REALLY,
I ALWAYS WANTED
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A CHERRY RED
SPORTS CAR.
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I ASKED FOR ONE
FOR MY 16th BIRTHDAY,
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BUT MOTHER WOULDN'T
GET IT FOR ME.
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OH, WELL, SHE GOT YOU
A CHERRY RED BICYCLE.
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BUT NONE OF MY DATES
COULD FIT IN THAT BASKET.
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OH!
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I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.
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ALL THIS CUTENESS
IS MAKING ME SICK.
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OH, COME ON.
THAT ONE WAS KIND OF FUNNY.
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-EVERYONE, DANCE WITH US.
-COME ON, GET UP.
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SHOW US SOME OF YOUR
BEST MOVES.
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THIS IS GREAT.
GOOD JOB, KIDS.
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-BYE.
-BYE NOW.
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-HELLO.
-HELLO THERE.
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OKAY, I ROLLED MY EYES
SO MANY TIMES TODAY,
I'M GETTING DIZZY.
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THERE IS NO WAY
BILLIE AND BOBBIE ARE
THAT PERKY IN REAL LIFE.
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HEY, TRISH.
AREN'T YOU JUST
A BUNDLE OF SUNSHINE?
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING US HERE.
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(nervous chuckle)
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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WELL, HEY.
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WE WANTED TO INVITE Y'ALL
TO OUR LIVE TV SHOW TAPING
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AT CLUB-A-DUB-DUB
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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OH, WOW, THANKS.
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AND THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR COMING TODAY.
IT MEANT A LOT TO THE KIDS.
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OH, THAT'S WHY WE DO
WHAT WE DO--
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Both:
FOR THE KIDS.
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YOU GUYS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT
ALL THE TIME, DO YOU?
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Both:
LIKE WHAT?
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FORGET IT.
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HEY, WOULD YOU TWO MIND
SHOWING US AROUND YOUR
MUSIC SCHOOL?
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Both:
SURE, WE'D LOVE TO.
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OH, GREAT.
NOW THEY'VE GOT YOU
DOING IT.
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SO WE HAVE A PROFESSIONAL
BOOTH FOR OUR SINGERS,
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-A STUDIO FOR OUR DANCERS...
-WOW.
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A BRAND-NEW SNACK MACHINE
FOR OUR EATERS.
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OOH, DO Y'ALL MIND
IF I GRAB AN APPLE?
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(camera shutter clicking)
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OH! A RAT!
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OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH,
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
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I'M SO SORRY, BI--
BOB-- BI--
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GIRLFRIEND.
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SOMEONE MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO CLEAN OUT THE MACHINE.
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I DID CLEAN IT OUT.
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WOW, PRETTY GROSS, HUH?
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YOU MUST WANT TO YELL
OR SAY A BAD WORD.
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OH, NO,
SHE JUST STARTLED ME.
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OH. AWW.
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WE LOVE ANIMALS.
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CAN WE KEEP HIM?
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UH, SURE?
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AS LONG AS YOU KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM OUR SCHOOL.
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WE HAVE
AN INSPECTION COMING UP,
AND RAT INFESTATION--
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IT WILL GET US
SHUT DOWN.
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OH, WELL,
WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT.
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SAY, WHAT'S ALL THIS
OVER HERE?
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OUR ONE-OF-A-KIND
INSTRUMENT CAROUSEL.
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WELL, HOW NEAT.
SHALL WE?
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AND A-ONE,
AND A-TWO...
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Both:
GEE WILLIKERS!
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IS THAT KETCHUP
AND MUSTARD?
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I DON'T GET IT.
I JUST CLEANED THOSE.
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I HAVE NEVER
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
BEEN SO COMPLETELY
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-AND UTTERLY...
-HERE WE GO.
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...AMUSED.
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OH, COME ON!
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OH, NO, REALLY.
IT JUST--
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IT TAKE SUCH A CREATIVE MIND
TO THINK OF A PRANK LIKE THIS.
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HEY, BROTHER,
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE HIT THE FOOD COURT
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AND THINK OF A GREAT USE
FOR THESE CONDIMENTS?
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OH, HEY, SISTER,
I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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-OKAY.
-WE WILL SEE YOU ALL
AT THE SHOW.
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-Girl: BYE.
-(boy chuckles)
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THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
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WELL, AT LEAST THE FLOORS
ARE GETTING CLEANED.
LOOK.
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(all exclaim)
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WAIT, WHY ARE THERE BUBBLES
COMING FROM THE BATHROOM?
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(screams)
AND WHY ARE THERE MORE RATS
COMING FROM THE VENDING MACHINE?
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(screams)
AND WHY IS THERE
AN ANGRY MAN
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WITH THE MALL
FACILITIES INSPECTOR BADGE
STANDING IN THE DOORWAY?
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(all scream)
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS GOING ON HERE?
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NOTHING MUCH.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS GOING ON HERE
WITH YOU?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS MESS.
THIS PLACE IS A DISASTER.
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AND WHAT AM I
STEPPING IN?
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THAT'LL BE
MUSTARD, SIR.
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HONEY DIJON,
TO BE EXACT.
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I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,
BUT I PROMISE,
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WE TAKE OUR JOBS HERE
VERY SERIOUSLY.
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WELL, AT LEAST SOME OF US
TAKE OUR JOBS SERIOUSLY.
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OTHERS LEAVE SOAP
IN THE SINK
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-AND FORGET
TO TURN OFF THE WATER.
-I DID TURN OFF THE WATER.
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-OR FORGET
TO CLEAN THE INSTRUMENTS.
-I DID CLEAN THE INSTRUMENTS.
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OH, RIGHT, JUST LIKE AUSTIN
CLEANED OUT THE VENDING MACHINE.
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-I DID, I SWEAR.
-ENOUGH.
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I'M SEEING FLOODING,
FILTH AND AN INFESTATION
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WITH DISGUSTING RATS.
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(gasps)
HOW DARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT
THE RATHSTEINS LIKE THAT?
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AND YES, I NAMED THEM
THE RATSTEINS.
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BOTTOM LINE,
THIS MUSIC SCHOOL
IS NOT UP TO CODE,
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AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO SHUT IT DOWN.
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NO, NO, MR. INSPECTOR MAN, SIR.
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CAN I CALL YOU
MR. INSPECTOR MAN, SIR?
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MY NAME'S
MR. SCHXLUMBRAUGH.
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YEAH, I'LL STICK
WITH "SIR."
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE,
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BUT WE CAN FIX IT,
I PROMISE.
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FINE, YOU HAVE
48 HOURS.
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GET THIS PLACE IN SHAPE,
OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR
MUSIC SCHOOL.
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OH, OH.
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-MR. SCHLEP--
-HEY.
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MR. SCHLEP-- SCHLEPPER--
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(gasps)
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WHAT IS GOING ON
IN HERE?
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IS SOMEONE THROWING
A BUBBLE PARTY WITHOUT US?
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UH, I WISH.
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WE'RE JUST STUCK
CLEANING UP THIS MESS
OF SOAP SUDS.
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OH, WELL,
YOU SEEM FROWNY.
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OOH, I BET
A SONG ABOUT BUBBLES
WILL CHEER YOU UP.
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00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,350
I REALLY DON'T THINK
THAT'S--
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♪ GONNA FLOAT LIKE A BUBBLE,
LIGHT AND FREE ♪
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♪ DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE
AND ME BEING ME. ♪
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-HUH, I ACTUALLY DO
FEEL BETTER.
-HUH.
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OH, WELL, HOW DID
ALL OF THIS HAPPEN?
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OUR FRIEND DEZ
USED TOO MUCH SOAP
CLEANING UP THE BATHROOM,
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AND THEN HE LEFT
THE SINK RUNNING.
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AND TRISH DIDN'T CLEAN
THE INSTRUMENTS EVEN THOUGH
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO.
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HUH. WELL,
THAT'S A SHAME.
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HERE YOU TWO ARE
WORKING SO HARD TO MAKE
THIS SCHOOL SHINE,
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00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,749
AND ALL THOSE TWO DO
IS BUMBLE IT UP.
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EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE.
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00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:37,255
WAIT, NO,
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
IT'S--
216
00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:40,597
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR Y'ALL
TO RETHINK YOUR TEAM.
217
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,810
I MEAN, WE THINK
ABOUT OUR TEAM EVERY DAY.
218
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,693
THAT'S WHAT MAKES US
BOBBIE AND BILLIE,
219
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,315
LIKE BAKED BEANS
AND CHILI.
220
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,316
(gasps)
OR CHOCOLATE
AND VANILLI.
221
00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:51,028
(laughing)
222
00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:53,361
(both sigh)
223
00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,325
WELL, WE'RE A GOOD TEAM TOO.
224
00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:59,197
AUSTIN AND ALLY LIKE...
225
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,829
MILK AND A COWIE.
226
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,923
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO OUT
227
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,046
AND ENJOY A NICE,
LEISURELY MEAL?
228
00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,288
AND WE WILL STAY HERE
AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP
FOR YOU.
229
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:14,090
OH, NO.
NO, NO, WE COULD NEVER
ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
230
00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:15,724
YOU GUYS HAVE A SHOW
TO REHEARSE FOR.
231
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,756
NO, WE INSIST.
CLEANING IS ACTUALLY ONE
OF OUR FAVORITE THINGS TO DO.
232
00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:22,009
OH, LET ME GUESS.
YOU GUYS HAVE A SONG
ABOUT IT.
233
00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,262
Both:
SURE DO.
234
00:11:24,264 --> 00:11:27,234
♪ CLEAN OUT YOUR HEART,
LET THE LOVE SHINE IN ♪
235
00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:30,227
♪ PUT ALL YOUR TROUBLES
IN A GARBAGE BIN... ♪
236
00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:33,480
(continue humming)
237
00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:42,199
-OH.
-WELL, LOOK AT Y'ALL
HARD AT WORK UP HERE.
238
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,532
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
239
00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:46,384
I'VE BEEN SCRUBBING OUT
THESE INSTRUMENTS
240
00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:48,326
FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES.
241
00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:50,208
AND I ONLY TOOK
TWO BREAKS.
242
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,382
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT SEEMS TO ME
LIKE YOU TWO ARE
243
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:57,474
ARE THE REAL
HEART AND SOUL
OF THIS OPERATION,
244
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,427
YOU KNOW?
AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET
YOUR NAMES ON THE SIGN.
245
00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:03,390
I DON'T NEED
MY NAME ON THE SIDE
TO TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM.
246
00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:06,813
I TELL THAT TO MYSELF
EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR.
247
00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:09,227
AND I'M SURE
AUSTIN AND ALLY TELL YOU
248
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,979
HOW MUCH THEY
APPRECIATE YOU, TOO.
249
00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,864
NOT REALLY.
250
00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:19,156
BUT YOU WORK SO HARD.
251
00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:23,200
YEAH, I DO,
DON'T I?
252
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,753
I CLEAN THE BATHROOMS,
TEACH THE MUSIC VIDEO CLASS,
253
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,325
PROVIDE COMIC RELIEF
WITH MY ODDBALL OBSERVATIONS.
254
00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:31,918
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT IS JUST SUCH A SHAME
255
00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:34,002
THAT YOU TWO
ARE SO UNDERVALUED,
YOU KNOW?
256
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,594
I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE,
JUST WORKING FOR HOURS...
257
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:39,676
OR, LIKE,
QUARTERS OF HOURS,
258
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,549
AND THEY ARE OFF
ENJOYING A LEISURELY LUNCH.
259
00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:44,592
Both: WHAT?
260
00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,564
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
DOWNSTAIRS, CLEANING.
261
00:12:46,556 --> 00:12:49,186
OH, NO.
I MEAN, THEY LEFT.
262
00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:51,649
I SUPPOSED THEY
JUST DIDN'T REALLY FEEL
THE NEED TO PITCH IN.
263
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:54,021
THAT IS SO STRANGE.
264
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,614
THEY DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE
WHO WOULD TAKE ALL THE CREDIT
265
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:58,696
WITHOUT DOING THEIR
FAIR SHARE OF THE WORK.
266
00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:00,238
OH.
267
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,612
THOSE SNEAKS.
268
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:06,753
TAKING CREDIT
WITHOUT DOING WORK
IS MY THING.
269
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,786
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
MAKES US FEEL BETTER
270
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,208
WHEN A COUPLE OF EGOMANIACS
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
OUR FRIENDSHIP
271
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,671
AND TREAT US
LIKE DIRT?
272
00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:14,332
PLEASE BE A SONG.
PLEASE BE A SONG.
273
00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:16,264
-A SONG.
-YES!
274
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:19,216
SAVE IT.
I PREFER TO TAKE
A MORE DIRECT APPROACH.
275
00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:21,969
-LET'S GO, DEZ.
-OH.
276
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,382
GOODNESS.
277
00:13:25,685 --> 00:13:27,925
I'D ACTUALLY LOVE
TO HEAR A SONG.
278
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:30,518
♪ WE'LL STICK TOGETHER
LIKE TWO BIRDS-- ♪
279
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,520
-Trish: DEZ!
-GOTTA GO.
280
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,696
♪ YOU GET A FRENCH FRY
AND ADD SOME KETCHUP... ♪
281
00:13:38,698 --> 00:13:39,818
PLEASE DON'T.
282
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:45,122
WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO IT IS.
283
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,995
DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE
THE TWO OF YOU HERE.
284
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:50,247
YOU DIDN'T?
I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY
WE CAME DOWN HERE.
285
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,370
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS
ARE JUST RELAXING IN THE MALL
286
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:56,133
WHILE DEZ AND I
DO ALL THE WORK
IN THE MUSIC FACTORY.
287
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,256
YEAH, WHY ARE YOU SLACKING?
THE SCHOOL'S A MESS,
288
00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:00,838
AND INSPECTOR SCHLUCHSINBRUXIN'S
IS COMING IN TWO DAYS.
289
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,840
SLACKING?
WE'VE BEEN WORKING
NON-STOP.
290
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,353
AND BESIDES, THE SCHOOL
WOULDN'T BE A MESS
291
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,466
IF YOU GUYS
HAD DONE YOUR CHORES
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
292
00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:10,178
-WE DID DO OUR CHORES.
-YEAH.
293
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,230
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU STARTED APPRECIATING US.
294
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:15,322
WE DO APPRECIATE YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE A HUGE PART
295
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,395
OF THE SUCCESS
OF THE MUSIC FACTORY.
296
00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,277
WE COULDN'T MAKE IT
WITHOUT YOU!
297
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,569
AND WE APPRECIATE YOU!
298
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,820
IT'S INSPIRING HOW MUCH YOU DO
FOR ALL OF OUR STUDENTS!
299
00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,542
-WELL, WE LOVE YOU GUYS!
-THEN WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?
300
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:27,365
I HAVE NO IDEA!
301
00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,539
LOOK, I KNOW THINGS
HAVE BEEN CRAZY,
302
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,411
BUT WE CAN'T TURN
ON EACH OTHER.
303
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,303
WE HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING
BACK IN SHAPE
304
00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:37,415
BEFORE THE INSPECTOR COMES,
OR WE'LL GET SHUT DOWN.
305
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:41,167
YEAH, AND THEN YOU'LL
LOSE ALL YOUR STUDENTS
TO THE B&B MUSIC FACTORY.
306
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,921
WHAT'S THE B&B MUSIC FACTORY?
307
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,393
THE RIVAL SCHOOL
BILLIE AND BOBBIE
ARE OPENING UP.
308
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,265
Gang:
WHAT THE WHAT?
309
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:50,427
LILY, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
310
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:53,100
WELL, I'M NOT SURE
EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON,
311
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,153
BUT I'VE HEARD BILLIE
AND BOBBIE SAY
312
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,435
THEY'VE BEEN SABOTAGING
THE A&A MUSIC FACTORY
313
00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,317
SO THAT THE MALL INSPECTOR
WOULD SHUT IT DOWN
314
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:02,279
THEIR PLAN IS TO OPEN UP
THEIR OWN SCHOOL AND TAKE
ALL YOUR STUDENTS AWAY.
315
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:06,243
SO YOU DO KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT'S GOING ON.
316
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,656
HUH, I GUESS I DO.
317
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:17,423
I CAN'T BELIEVE
BILLIE AND BOBBIE
WOULD SABOTAGE US--
318
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,207
THE CONDIMENTS,
THE BUBBLES,
319
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,459
THE PET RATS THEY PLANTED
IN THE VENDING MACHINE.
320
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,341
THEY'RE SO TWO-FACED...
321
00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:25,813
BUT THERE'S TWO OF THEM,
SO THEY'RE FOUR-FACED!
322
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,847
THEIR WHOLE ACT
HAS BEEN A LIE--
323
00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:31,428
THE SMILES, THE SPARKLES,
THE JAZZ HANDS.
324
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,061
I'M STARTING TO WONDER
IF THERE'S ANY REAL JAZZ
IN THOSE HANDS.
325
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:38,555
WELL, WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM
BEFORE THEY OPEN UP
THEIR SCHOOL.
326
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:41,318
I SAY WE EXPOSE THEM
FOR THE JERKS THEY
REALLY ARE.
327
00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:44,321
WE CAN DO IT AT THEIR
LIVE TAPING TOMORROW,
328
00:15:44,324 --> 00:15:47,494
OUT THEM IN FRONT OF
ALL OF THEIR FANS
ON LIVE TV.
329
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:51,067
HOW? THEIR GOODY-GOODY
BROTHER AND SISTER ACT
IS SO AIRTIGHT,
330
00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:53,281
THERE'S NO WAY
THEY'D SHOW THEIR
TRUE COLORS.
331
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:56,383
PLEASE, NO BROTHER AND SISTER
GET ALONG THAT WELL.
332
00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:59,836
TRUST ME, I ONCE DIED
MY BROTHER'S HAIR GREEN
WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING.
333
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,881
WHY?
334
00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,922
I DON'T NEED A REASON.
335
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:07,434
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
I'LL GET THEM TO CRACK.
336
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,427
WAIT.
337
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,220
WHEN BILLIE AND BOBBIE
TOLD ME THAT I HAVE
GREAT FASHION SENSE,
338
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,893
WAS THAT A LIE TOO?
339
00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,397
EH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
I ALWAYS LOOK GREAT.
340
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,367
HEY, UM, DO YOU THINK
MY HAIR IS BIG ENOUGH?
341
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:33,490
I JUST SORT OF FEEL
LIKE IT COULD BE BIGGER
RIGHT AROUND LIKE...
342
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,173
HERE.
343
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,416
WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.
344
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,668
IT'S BI-- BO--
345
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,420
YOU.
346
00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:45,803
HOW IS IT GOING,
MA'AM?
347
00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,335
-"MA'AM"?
-YEAH.
348
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:49,257
OH, WOW, THAT IS
JUST SO FORMAL.
349
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,429
WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME
BY MY FIRST NAME?
350
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:53,681
MAYBE NEXT TIME.
351
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:56,063
SO ARE YOU READY
FOR THE BIG LIVE SHOW?
352
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,306
OH, YOU BETCHA.
I ALWAYS BUBBLE WITH JOY
353
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,688
WHENEVER I GET TO PERFORM
FOR MY FANS.
354
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:03,350
OH, DO YOU HAVE
FANS HERE TOO?
355
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:06,703
'CAUSE YOUR BROTHER TOLD US
THAT MOST PEOPLE COME
TO THE SHOW FOR HIM.
356
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,107
WHAT?
357
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:13,240
YEAH, SINCE HE'S
THE STAR OF THE SHOW,
358
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,213
HE HAS MOST
OF THE FANS, RIGHT?
359
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:19,365
OH, WHO TOLD YOU
HE WAS THE STAR
OF THE SHOW?
360
00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:20,829
HE DID.
361
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,370
HE SAID HE'S
THE REAL TALENT.
362
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,962
YOU'RE JUST KIND OF
HIS BACKUP.
363
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,296
(seriously)
HE SAID WHAT NOW?
364
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,220
(seriously)
SHE SAID WHAT NOW?
365
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:35,272
OH, YEAH. SHE TOLD US
THIS WHOLE DUO ACT
366
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:38,015
IS JUST A STEPPING STONE
FOR HER TO LAUNCH
HER SOLO CAREER.
367
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,557
AND THEN SHE WENT ON AND ON
ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE SINGING.
368
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,350
WHAT DID SHE
COMPARE IT TO AGAIN?
369
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,032
OH, RIGHT.
TWO SEALS HAVING
A SLAP FIGHT.
370
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,106
(imitating barking seals)
371
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,451
AND I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO TELL YOU WHAT HE SAID
ABOUT YOUR DANCING...
372
00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:57,294
-(scoffs)
-BUT I WILL TELL YOU.
HE SAID
373
00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:59,907
IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO YOUR FAMILY.
374
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:02,459
(babbles)
375
00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:06,012
WHY, THAT NO-GOOD,
CHERRY PICKING,
376
00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:09,795
SACK OF MARSHMALLOWS!
EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE.
377
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:13,129
YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE.
I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE
AND GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND.
378
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,353
-(music playing)
-OH, SOUNDS LIKE
IT MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT.
379
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,385
THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START.
YOU NEED TO GET ON STAGE.
380
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,364
♪ YOU TAKE A BILLIE ♪
381
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,106
♪ YOU ADD A BOBBIE ♪
382
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,567
♪ YOU GET A BILLIE ♪
383
00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:31,319
♪ AND A BOBBIE ♪
384
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,281
♪ WE'RE BILLIE
AND BOBBIE ♪
385
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:34,823
-♪ AND BOBBIE ♪
-♪ AND BILLIE ♪
386
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,454
-♪ AND BOBBIE! ♪
-♪ AND BILLIE! ♪
387
00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:39,286
♪ THE "BILLIE AND
BOBBIE SHOW" ♪
388
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:42,079
-♪ STARRING BOBBIE ♪
-♪ BUT MOSTLY BILLIE. ♪
389
00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:47,005
WHOO!
390
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:48,166
(music playing)
391
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,418
WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW
WHO'S WHO NOW.
392
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,211
KNOCK-KNOCK.
393
00:18:58,057 --> 00:18:59,557
WELL, I SAID, "KNOCK-KNOCK."
394
00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:02,969
YEAH, HOW ABOUT
YOU GET THE DOOR?
I'M SICK OF ANSWERING IT.
395
00:19:02,972 --> 00:19:05,272
FINE!
I WILL ANSWER IT!
396
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:10,317
KNOCK-KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
397
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,860
CANOE.
CANOE WHO?
398
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:15,662
CANOE BELIEVE
THAT THIS GUY SAID
399
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,115
THAT HE'S A BETTER
DANCER THAN ME?
400
00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:20,449
ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
401
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,990
EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT I'M THE BETTER SINGER.
402
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,702
"HAPPY SONG."
HIT IT!
403
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:29,085
♪ THE SUN IS SHINING,
THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING ♪
404
00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:32,088
♪ AND IT'S
A HAP-HAPPY DAY ♪
405
00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:36,141
♪ WITH MY BROTHER BY MY SIDE
AND HIS SISTER STANDING BY ♪
406
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:39,215
♪ WE'RE GONNA TAKE
THE BLUES AWAY ♪
407
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,219
♪ UNLESS THE SISTER
IS A SNAKE ♪
408
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,851
♪ OR THE BROTHER
IS A FAKE ♪
409
00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:45,862
♪ HE COULDN'T MAKE IT
WITHOUT ME... ♪
410
00:19:45,855 --> 00:19:47,515
THIS ISN'T
HOW IT GOES.
411
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:50,107
YOU KNOW, I LIKE
THIS VERSION BETTER.
412
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,401
♪ WELL, MOTHER ALWAYS
LIKED ME BEST ♪
413
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,903
♪ WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A PEST ♪
414
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,284
♪ YOU'RE A BRAT,
AND DAD AGREES. ♪
415
00:19:57,277 --> 00:20:00,367
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
STOP. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
416
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,530
YOU THINK YOU CAN DO
ALL OF THIS WITHOUT ME?
417
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:04,622
WELL, THEN GOOD LUCK,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
418
00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:06,214
-I QUIT!
-OH, YOU QUIT?
419
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,415
-WELL, YOU CAN'T QUIT,
'CAUSE I QUIT!
-GOOD.
420
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,788
-YEAH.
-AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
OUR LITTLE MUSIC SCHOOL
421
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,250
THAT WE WERE GONNA OPEN UP,
BECAUSE I NEVER WANT TO WORK
WITH YOU AGAIN!
422
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,303
-WELL, I NEVER WANT
TO EVEN SEE YOU AGAIN!
-GOOD!
423
00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:16,465
-GOOD.
-GRR!
424
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,596
GRR!
425
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:20,178
(music playing)
426
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:23,429
WOW, THAT BLEW UP
QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT.
427
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,843
OUR PLAN WORKED.
428
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:28,194
AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THEM TRYING
TO TAKE DOWN OUR SCHOOL.
429
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:32,307
DOES ANYONE CARE
THAT THERE'S A LIVE SHOW
GOING ON AND NO ONE TO PERFORM?
430
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:34,232
I THINK
IT'LL BE FINE.
431
00:20:35,355 --> 00:20:38,445
-♪ YOU TAKE A LILY ♪
-♪ YOU ADD A DEZY ♪
432
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:41,568
-♪ YOU TAKE A LILY ♪
-♪ AND A DEZY ♪
433
00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,411
♪ IT'S LILY AND DEZY ♪
434
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,243
-♪ AND DEZY ♪
-♪ AND LILY ♪
435
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,424
♪ "THE LILY AND DEZY SHOW." ♪
436
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,083
I GOTTA SAY,
THIS PLACE LOOKS GREAT.
437
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:58,594
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
MR. SCHLUXENBERGER.
438
00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:00,678
IT'S SCHXLUMBRAUGH.
439
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,051
WHY IS IT SO HARD
FOR EVERYONE TO SAY?
440
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:06,233
IT RHYMES
WITH FLUXUMBRAUGH.
441
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:09,437
ANYWAY, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY
PASSED YOUR INSPECTION,
442
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:11,229
AND YOU WON'T BE
GETTING SHUT DOWN.
443
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,980
YES!
444
00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,452
HEY, CAN I GET
A COPY OF THAT REPORT
FOR MY PARENTS?
445
00:21:15,445 --> 00:21:17,275
I DON'T PASS TESTS
OFTEN.
446
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,106
SURE.
447
00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:20,738
WELL, IF THERE'S
NOTHING ELSE...
448
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,610
NO. THANKS AGAIN,
MR. SCHLUTZEN-BLUTZEN.
449
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:25,793
MR. SCHLUHSEN-BLUHS--
450
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,245
MR. SHOSHENBLUX--
451
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,830
OH, WELL, IF IT ISN'T
BILLIE AND BOBBIE.
452
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,683
AND BOBBIE AND BILLIE.
453
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:38,416
HI.
454
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,378
WE CAME TO SAY
THAT WE'RE SORRY.
455
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,220
MOTHER SAID THAT WE HAD
TO GET RIGHT DOWN HERE
456
00:21:42,221 --> 00:21:44,301
AND OFFER YOU
AN APOLOGY PIE.
457
00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:47,885
DID YOU BRING ANY
I'M-SORRY ICE CREAM?
458
00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:49,887
I LIKE MY APOLOGIES
A LA MODE.
459
00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:52,231
NO?
460
00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:57,565
WE ACTED LIKE JERKS.
461
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,107
YOU KNOW, WE JUST SAW
EVERYTHING Y'ALL HAD
GOING FOR YOU HERE,
462
00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:02,359
AND I GUESS
WE WANTED IT
FOR OURSELVES.
463
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,112
OH, YOU CAN HAVE DEZ.
464
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,325
OH. NO, THANK YOU.
465
00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:15,332
HEY, UM,
BEFORE WE GO,
466
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,224
WE HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU
467
00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:18,916
AND IT'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSING.
468
00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:21,628
IT'S JUST IT'S BEEN BUGGING US
SINCE, UH, WE MET.
469
00:22:23,723 --> 00:22:26,973
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS AUSTIN
AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ALLY?
470
00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:30,558
Both: SERIOUSLY?
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