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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:11,348 LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! I'M OFFICIALLY ON SUMMER VACATION! 2 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,216 Austin and Dez: WHOO! 3 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:16,118 I'M SO PUMPED FOR SUMMER BREAK. 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,450 I'M GONNA CHILL AT THE BEACH ALL DAY 5 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,445 AND ROCK OUT ALL NIGHT. WHOO-HOO! 6 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,357 I'M PUMPED TOO. 7 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,059 I'M GONNA CHILL AT THE LIBRARY ALL DAY 8 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,561 AND TEACH MYSELF CALCULUS ALL NIGHT. 9 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,592 WHOO-HOO! 10 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,457 I HAVE TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY THIS SUMMER FOR MY FILM CLASS. 11 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,127 I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 12 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:36,065 - WHOO-HOO! - MAKE IT ABOUT ME. WHOO-HOO! 13 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,314 EHH, I DON'T KNOW. 14 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:41,109 I'M SORRY. I USED THE WRONG TONE. 15 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:44,452 ( angrily ) MAKE IT ABOUT ME. WHOO-HOO! 16 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,377 AUSTIN MOON AND ALLY DAWSON! 17 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:51,046 SHINY MONEY. ( chuckles ) 18 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,490 HEY, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE WE PERFORMED TOGETHER 19 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,633 - AT THE INTERNET MUSIC AWARDS. - THAT WAS SO COOL, 20 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,588 UP UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS BROKE MY ARMS AND LEGS. 21 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,833 I'M SURPRISED YOU REMEMBER THE WHOLE 22 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,104 US-NOT-CATCHING-YOU THING. 23 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:08,504 YOU HIT YOUR HEAD PRETTY HARD ON THAT STAGE. 24 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,872 SO, SHINY, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,606 THROWING MY ANNUAL SWAMP BLAST PARTY 26 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,242 IN THE EVERGLADES THIS WEEKEND. 27 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,547 - I WANT AUSTIN TO PERFORM. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 28 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,519 YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM AT THE SWAMP BLAST? THAT'S HUGE. 29 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,549 - WE WATCH SWAMP BLAST ON TV EVERY YEAR. - YEAH. 30 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,894 YEAH, THIS YEAR IT'S GONNA BE POPPING! 31 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:30,489 OOH, I SHOULD POP OUT A BUMPING NEW JAM. 32 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,260 OR I COULD JUST WRITE A NEW SONG. 33 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,225 YOU SHOULD COME TO THE HOUSEBOAT EARLY. 34 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,574 YOU CAN WRITE THE SONG THERE AND GET A LITTLE VACATION TOO. 35 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,299 AND I'LL LET YOU USE MY SHINY SOLID-GOLD KEYBOARD. 36 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:46,536 AWESOME! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THE EVERGLADES. 37 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:49,244 AND PLAY A SHINY GOLD KEYBOARD. 38 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,907 AND NOW THE FOUR OF US CAN FINALLY HAVE A VACATION TOGETHER! 39 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:56,145 - YOU'RE NOT INVITED. - HA! IN YOUR FACE, TRISH. 40 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:59,594 - YOU'RE NOT INVITED EITHER. - HA! IN MY FACE, TRISH. 41 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,155 BUT DEZ AND TRISH ARE A PART OF OUR TEAM. 42 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:07,532 YEAH, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT FOR ALL OF US TO SPEND OUR VACATION TOGETHER. 43 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,301 PLEASE LET THEM COME. 44 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,500 Kids: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 45 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,602 - PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. - OKAY, FINE! JUST STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME. 46 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,305 Kids: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 47 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,308 WHAT DID I JUST SAY? 48 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,180 Kids: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. 49 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,350 ( theme music playing ) 50 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,478 * WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE * 51 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,724 * I BRING ON THE THUNDER 52 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,578 * 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK 53 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,917 * AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER 54 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,551 * YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD * 55 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,786 * YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD * 56 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:37,261 * AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD * 57 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:40,331 * WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK * 58 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,601 * WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" * 59 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,269 * AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' 60 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:48,468 * OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 61 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,512 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA * 62 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,609 * IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO * 63 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,612 * WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW * 64 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,605 * I OWN THIS DREAM 65 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:03,648 * 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME 66 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,694 * THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 67 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,290 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. * 68 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,626 A GROUP OF FRIENDS WENT ON VACATION, 69 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,238 HOPING TO HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES. 70 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,741 HOW DO YOU FEEL, AUSTIN? 71 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:28,442 THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! I FEEL LIKE 72 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:30,636 THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD IS OFF MY SHOULDERS. 73 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:34,208 YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE CARRYING ALL THE BAGS. 74 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:38,353 - HOO. - I KNOW YOUR DAD WANTED 75 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,786 TO GET A HEAD START ON FISHING, BUT HE COULD'VE DROPPED US OFF 76 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,261 - A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE BOAT. - MMM. 77 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,661 NOW ARE WE SURE THIS IS SHINY MONEY'S BOAT? 78 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,263 THERE'S A GIANT DOLLAR SIGN ON THE DOOR 79 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,656 AND THE NAME OF THE BOAT IS "SHINY MONEY'S BOAT." 80 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,565 I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE AT THE RIGHT PLACE. 81 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:59,044 WHOA! THIS PLACE IS AMAZING! 82 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,542 IT'S SO... 83 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,514 ( gasps ) GOLD. 84 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:06,813 ( laughs ) YEAH, I CAN ALREADY FEEL MY CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING. 85 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,417 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S SWEAT. 86 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,319 WE JUST WALKED A MILE THROUGH THE SWAMP 87 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,821 AND THIS WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HAIR. 88 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,423 ( exhales sharply ) 89 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,763 CHECK OUT ALL THIS GOLD. 90 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,490 A SOLID-GOLD KEYBOARD, A SOLID-GOLD LAMP, 91 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:22,297 A SOLID-GOLD GOLDFISH. 92 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,701 SO NOW THAT WE'RE ON VACATION, 93 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,833 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FIRST? 94 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,737 WHAT CAN WE DO? 95 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,839 I DIDN'T KNOW THE EVERGLADES WAS ALL SWAMP. 96 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:33,341 I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE SHOPPING MALL. 97 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,784 ALLY AND I NEED TO GET TO WORK. 98 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,308 THE SOONER WE FINISH THIS SONG, 99 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,454 THE SOONER WE GET TO START OUR VACAY. 100 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,449 THEN WE CAN PARTAY. 101 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,881 - PUT AWAY THE CALCULATOR. - OKAY. 102 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,717 FINE, WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY. 103 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,723 YOU GUYS DO YOUR THING AND WE'LL DO OUR THING. 104 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,356 - PERFECT. - COOL. 105 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,791 I HAVE A FEW IDEAS FOR THE SONG. 106 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,855 AND SO AUSTIN AND ALLY BEGAN WORKING ON A SONG 107 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,325 FOR AUSTIN'S BIG TELEVISED PERFORMANCE. 108 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,095 IT'S IMPORTANT THEY NOT BE DISTURBED. 109 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,102 FUNNY YOU SAY THAT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY DISTURBING US. 110 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,095 ( scoffs ) I'M TRYING TO FIND 111 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,467 SOMETHING EXCITING TO MAKE MY DOCUMENTARY ABOUT. 112 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,077 YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT ABOUT ME. 113 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,878 UHH, I SAID "SOMETHING EXCITING." 114 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,680 YOU MEAN EXCITING LIKE THROWING YOU OFF A BOAT? 115 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,815 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 116 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,690 ( blender whirs ) 117 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,321 THAT CHORD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE A BLENDER. 118 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,892 TRISH, CAN YOU NOT USE THE BLENDER? 119 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:29,627 - SORRY. - OKAY, WHERE WERE WE? 120 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,403 - UMM... - * WHO WANTS TOAST? DEZ WANTS TOAST * 121 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,473 * WHO WANTS TOAST? DEZ WANTS TOAST * 122 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,802 - * DEZ WANTS TOAST, DEZ WANTS TOAST! * - DEZ! 123 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,667 - CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE? - JUST UNTIL WE FINISH THE SONG. 124 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,777 OKAY, WE'LL LEAVE. 125 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:45,379 COME ON, DEZ. ALL THEY NEED IS SOME PEACE AND QUIET. 126 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,480 - ( horror music plays ) - ( Dez and Trish scream ) 127 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,487 UH, IS SHINY MONEY HOME? I'M JUST RETURNING THESE TOOLS. 128 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,560 TURNS OUT A SOLID-GOLD CHAINSAW DON'T CUT TOO GOOD. 129 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,559 - ( laughs ) - YOU KNOW SHINY MONEY? 130 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,531 ( laughs ) WE'RE NEIGHBORS. 131 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,400 NAME'S CLAVIS. YOU'VE GOT A GOOD SCREAM THERE. 132 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:05,930 IT'LL COME IN HANDY IF YOU EVER RUN INTO BIG MOMMA. 133 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,866 WHO IS BIG MOMMA? 134 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:11,571 ONLY THE MEANEST, BADDEST ALLIGATOR IN THE EVERGLADES. 135 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:15,675 LEGENDS HAS IT THAT SHE'S GOT BRIGHT FIERY EYES, 136 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,409 SHE CAN WALK ON TWO LEGS 137 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,845 AND JUMP CLEAR OVER A HOUSE! 138 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,420 CLAVIS, I KNOW WE JUST MET, 139 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,420 BUT I FIND YOU FASCINATING. 140 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,722 TELL ME MORE. 141 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,793 DEZ, HE CAN'T STAND THERE 142 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,961 - AND TELL US STORIES ALL DAY. - THANK YOU. 143 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,590 HE SHOULD SIT ON THE COUCH AND TELL US STORIES ALL DAY. 144 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:36,156 GUYS, WE REALLY NEED TO GET TO WORK. 145 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:39,526 OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, MA'AM, I'LL TELL THE STORY REAL QUICK-LIKE. 146 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,967 THE LEGEND OF BIG MOMMA 147 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:44,471 STARTED A LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG-- 148 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,965 CAN YOU TELL IT MORE QUICKER LIKE? 149 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:55,675 AND THE ONLY THING THEY FOUND OF OLD MAN JONES 150 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,946 WAS THIS HERE TOOTH. 151 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,746 ( pops ) 152 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:08,526 WHOA, THAT'S HIS TOOTH? 153 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,473 FINDERS KEEPERS. 154 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,867 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA DO MY DOCUMENTARY ON BIG MOMMA. 155 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,744 CLAVIS, TELL THAT REALLY REALLY LONG STORY AGAIN. 156 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,483 - THIS TIME I'LL FILM IT. - NO! 157 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,547 ALLY'S RIGHT. WE NEED TO GET BACK TO WRITING OUR SONG. 158 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,650 FINE, THEN I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR BIG MOMMA. 159 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:30,983 WELL, GOOD LUCK FINDING HER, 160 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,018 BECAUSE SHE'S NEVER BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM. 161 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,493 IS IT 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T EXIST 162 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:39,633 OR IS IT BECAUSE SHE EATS EVERYONE HOLDING A CAMERA? 163 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,860 DEZ, LET'S GO! DON'T FORGET YOUR CAMERA. 164 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,536 TRY THIS FOR THE END OF THE VERSE. 165 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,780 * SO GOOD TO GET AWAY 166 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,508 - * ALL DAY IN THE CAR, BUT THAT'S OKAY... * - ( Trish screams ) 167 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,046 BIG MOMMA! 168 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,780 - SHE'S HERE? - AND CUT! 169 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,016 OH NO, WE'RE REHEARSING TRISH'S REACTION. 170 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:08,862 WE WANT IT TO SEEM REAL WHEN SHE RUNS INTO BIG MOMMA. 171 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,291 YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA SCREAM FOR REAL 172 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,255 WHEN SHE RUNS INTO A GIANT MAN-EATING ALLIGATOR? 173 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,525 HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE MIGHT JUST DO A SILENT SCREAM, 174 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,596 LIKE ALLY DOES WHEN SHE SEES A SPIDER. 175 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,613 ALLY, CALM DOWN. IT'S JUST A LEAF. 176 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,276 A LEAF WITH A SPIDER ON IT! ( screams ) 177 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,750 A LEAF WITH A SPIDER ON IT! 178 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,749 OH! GET OUT! 179 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,921 IF YOU GUYS ARE DONE MESSING AROUND, 180 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,649 WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TO WORK. 181 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,985 - ( screams ) - HEY! 182 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,020 WE'RE THE ONES WHO NEED TO WORK. 183 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,815 SHINY'S SWAMP BLAST IS TOMORROW 184 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,327 AND WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FINISHING THE SONG. 185 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,299 - FINE, WE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. - YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE HERE. 186 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,069 I'M GONNA GO CHARGE MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH. 187 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,999 I'M GONNA PLUG IN MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER. 188 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,944 YOU GUYS HAVE TOO MANY THINGS PLUGGED IN. 189 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,809 YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE A POWER OUTAGE. LOOK. 190 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,008 THERE AREN'T TOO MANY THINGS PLUGGED IN. 191 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,080 IT'LL BE FINE. 192 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,350 I GUESS IT WON'T BE FINE. 193 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,981 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 194 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,847 I KNOW. NOW MY HAIR WILL NEVER GET STRAIGHT. 195 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,756 NO, THE KEYBOARD'S FRIED. 196 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,358 NOW WE CAN'T WRITE OUR SONG 197 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,989 AND I HAVE TO PERFORM ON TELEVISION TOMORROW NIGHT. 198 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:22,696 GUYS, I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS. 199 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,670 - LOOK. - ( growls ) 200 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,999 ( all scream ) BIG MOMMA! 201 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,646 - ( kids screaming ) - ( growls ) 202 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,692 - HUH? - CLAVIS? 203 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,888 UH, I'M JUST RETURNING SHINY MONEY'S TWO RED FLASHLIGHTS. 204 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,791 WHY WERE YOU GROWLING? 205 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,763 ( laughs ) WELL, 'CAUSE I SWALLOWED A MOSQUITO. 206 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:56,033 ( clears throat ) MMM. 207 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,903 BY THE WAY, THE POWER'S OUT. 208 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,902 THANKS, CLAVIS. 209 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,974 Y'ALL WANNA HEAR A GHOST STORY? 210 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,813 - LEGEND HAS IT-- - NO! 211 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,109 - IT'S A REALLY QUICK STORY. - WE'VE HEARD IT ALREADY. 212 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,984 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE SONG WITHOUT THE KEYBOARD? 213 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,924 LET'S JUST GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP 214 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,719 AND WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT IN THE MORNING. 215 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,921 ( scoffs ) IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE. 216 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,693 THAT'S 'CAUSE WE HAVE NO AIR CONDITIONING 217 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,732 'CAUSE SOMEONE PLUGGED TOO MANY THINGS INTO THE OUTLET. 218 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,758 HEY, LET'S GO SLEEP OUTSIDE. IT'LL BE COOLER. 219 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,025 ( bugs chittering ) 220 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,033 I BARELY SLEPT AT ALL LAST NIGHT. 221 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:36,195 ( sighs ) I WAS BEING EATEN ALIVE BY MOSQUITOES. 222 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,206 YEAH, I BARELY GOT ANY SLEEP EITHER. 223 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,039 I WAS UP MOST OF THE NIGHT WATCHING OUT FOR BIG MOMMA. 224 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,705 I FEEL LIKE THE HUMIDITY MADE MY HAIR POOF OUT EVEN MORE. 225 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,216 DOES IT LOOK BAD? 226 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,122 Ally and Austin: NO. 227 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,892 ( sighs ) THAT'S THE BEST I'VE SLEPT IN AGES. 228 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,826 OH, HEY, LOOK, MY DAD LEFT A NOTE. 229 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,101 "LEFT EARLY IN THE MORNING, BE BACK TONIGHT. 230 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,131 P.S. WHAT'S WITH TRISH'S HAIR?" 231 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,070 IT'S GORGEOUS... ( chuckles nervously ) 232 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,713 AND NOT POOFY AT ALL. 233 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,981 I'M GONNA GO SEARCH FOR BIG MOMMA. 234 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,239 WANNA COME WITH ME, TRISH? 235 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,077 WHY WOULD I WANNA COME WITH YOU? 236 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,912 BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS 237 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,018 AND I DON'T WANNA GO... ( whispers ) ALONE. 238 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,890 AWW, YOU THINK WE'RE FRIENDS. 239 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,160 THE PRICE OF FRIENDSHIP? TWENTY BUCKS. 240 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,289 DEAL! 241 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,961 WE GOTTA FINISH THAT SONG. THE SWAMP BLAST IS TONIGHT. 242 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,927 HOW ARE WE GONNA WRITE MUSIC WITHOUT ANY INSTRUMENTS? 243 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,137 MAYBE CREEPY CLAVIS HAS SOMETHING WE CAN USE. 244 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,140 I'LL CALL HIM. HE GAVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD. 245 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,242 - HE HAS A BUSINESS CARD? - MM-HMM. 246 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,114 THERE'S NO NUMBER. ALL IT SAYS IS "YELL." 247 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,081 HMM. ( clears throat ) 248 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,923 CLAVIS! 249 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,218 Clavis: CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 250 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,989 LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. 251 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,788 BEEP! 252 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,121 WE NEED YOUR HELP! 253 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,715 YELL BACK WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE. 254 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,259 BEEP. 255 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,765 WE'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND FOR THREE HOURS 256 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,002 LOOKING FOR SOME CREATURE THAT DOESN'T EXIST! 257 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,507 AND IF WE'RE IN THIS HUMIDITY ANY LONGER, 258 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,139 MY HAIR WILL BE BIGGER THAN ME! 259 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,914 FINE, LET'S STOP HERE. 260 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,784 HUH. WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO DRINK. 261 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,183 - I AM... * THIRSTY! - OH, I HAVE SOME WATER. 262 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,946 ( sighs ) 263 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,964 PHEW. 264 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,804 ( sighs ) HERE, HOLD THIS. 265 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,095 AH! 266 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,140 I BROUGHT SOME INSTRUMENTS FOR Y'ALL. 267 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,283 AWESOME! A GUITAR! 268 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,338 THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED TO FINISH OUR SONG. 269 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,807 GUITAR? THESE ARE BLOWING JUGS... 270 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,218 ( deep toot ) 271 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,219 AND A THUMPING BUCKET. 272 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,251 ( deep twang ) 273 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,816 BLOWING JUGS AND A THUMPING BUCKET? 274 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,356 ( sarcastically ) WE'RE SAVED! 275 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,891 ( chuckles ) 276 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,257 Dez: AS I CONTINUE MY SEARCH FOR BIG MOMMA, 277 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,297 I MUST NOTE THAT NO LIVING SOUL 278 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,132 HAS EVER CAPTURED HER ON FILM! 279 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:28,142 OH HEY, THERE'S BIG MOMMA. 280 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,175 SHE'S BIGGER THAN I IMAGINED. 281 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,250 TEETH THE SIZE OF DAGGERS. 282 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,109 OH WAIT, I'M ZOOMED IN. 283 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,017 OKAY, HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 284 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,321 THAT'S A BABY ALLIGATOR, GENIUS. 285 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:44,193 - OH MAN! - ( sighs ) LET'S HEAD BACK TO THE BOAT 286 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,194 SO I CAN GET READY FOR SHINY MONEY'S PARTY. 287 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,296 I HOPE I HAVE TIME TO DO MY HAIR. 288 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,998 HEY, YOU KNOW THE PARTY'S TONIGHT 289 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,971 AND NOT IN SIX MONTHS, RIGHT? ( laughing ) 290 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,272 ( laughs sarcastically ) 291 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,440 SEE YOU LATER, BABY GATOR. 292 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,389 - ( music playing ) - * NA NA NA 293 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,919 * NA NA NA 294 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:19,255 * NA NA NA, NA NA NA * 295 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,132 * NA NA NA 296 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,932 * NA NA NA. 297 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,339 - THAT SOUNDED GREAT. - WE FINALLY FINISHED OUR SONG, 298 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,269 AND CLAVIS FIXED THE POWER. 299 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,344 NOW WE CAN ENJOY OUR VACATION. 300 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:38,013 IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTAY STAR-TAYED. 301 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,375 ( screams ) 302 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,380 THAT'S RIGHT, ALLY. PAR-TAY! OH! 303 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,287 ( shrieks ) 304 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,157 THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR BEHIND YOU! 305 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,319 HUH? OH, THAT'S JUST BABY GATOR. 306 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,128 HE FOLLOWED US HOME. CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. 307 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,961 ( sniffs ) 308 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,396 - I SMELL ROTTING MEAT. - OH, THAT'S THE STEAK 309 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,401 I PULLED OUT OF THE FREEZER WHEN WE LOST POWER. 310 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,203 I WANNA KEEP MY PANTS COOL. 311 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,307 THAT ALLIGATOR'S BEEN FOLLOWING YOU BECAUSE OF THAT STINK. 312 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,010 HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 313 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,042 IT COULD ALSO BE BECAUSE OF THIS CHICKEN. 314 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,352 ( scared ) UH, GUYS? GUYS? 315 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,216 ( growling ) 316 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,924 ( all screaming ) BIG MOMMA! 317 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,366 BIG MOMMA'S NEVER BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM! 318 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,135 NOW'S MY CHANCE. 319 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:44,283 - ( Ally whimpers ) - IT'S ALSO OUR CHANCE TO GET EATEN! 320 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,151 - GET OUT OF THE WAY! - ( growling ) 321 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,050 Ally: KEEP GOING! CLOSE THE DOOR! 322 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,322 - CLOSE THE DOOR! - CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT! 323 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:54,050 - Trish: DON'T LET IT GET US! - WE'VE GOTTA BLOCK THE DOOR! 324 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,357 - OKAY! - HOLD IT, ALLY! 325 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,488 - THE COUCH! - YEAH, THE COUCH, THE COUCH! 326 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,264 COME ON! COME ON! 327 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,132 GET THE COUCH! GET THE COUCH! 328 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,162 ( all panting ) 329 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,036 - WE'RE GOOD. - ( growling continues ) 330 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,138 ( all scream ) 331 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,140 DEZ, THE WINDOW! THE WINDOW! 332 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,110 WHY IS BIG MOMMA ATTACKING THE BOAT? 333 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,376 I KNOW-- BABY GATOR MUST BE BIG MOMMA'S BABY. 334 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,145 I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE THE SECOND I SAW YOU! 335 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,516 OH, YOU ARE SO CUTE. I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU. 336 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,491 - ( growling ) - ( all screaming ) 337 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,204 WE'VE GOTTA GET RID OF BIG MOMMA. 338 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,772 I HAVE AN IDEA, BUT WE NEED TO DISTRACT HER FIRST. 339 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,141 I'M ON IT. DEZ, COME WITH ME. 340 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,071 YEP, TRISH AND DEZ BACK AS A TEAM. 341 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,305 HERE, BIG MOMMA! HERE, BIG MOMMA! 342 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,053 SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! 343 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,220 ( screams ) 344 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,149 COME ON, BABY GATOR. COME ON. 345 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,315 COME ON, BABY GATOR. COME ON. COME, BABY GATOR. 346 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,823 COME ON. COME ON, BABY GATOR. THERE YOU GO. 347 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,524 - Trish: GO GO GO GO GO GO! - Ally: OVER HERE, BABY GATOR. OVER HERE. 348 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,527 BABY GATOR, GO FAST. KEEP GOING. 349 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,199 KEEP GOING. GREAT! PULL THAT UP! PULL THAT UP! 350 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,469 ( panting ) 351 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,799 - ( growling stops ) - I THINK IT WORKED. 352 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,366 HOW CAN WE BE SURE SHE'S GONE? 353 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,165 SOMEONE LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 354 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,077 NO WAY. THAT THING CAN JUMP IN WINDOWS. 355 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,109 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 356 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,608 ( drill whirs ) 357 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,517 - NOPE, SHE'S NOT OVER THERE. - MAYBE SHE'S UNDER THE BOAT? 358 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,550 - ( drill whirs ) - ( Trish gasps ) 359 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,517 NOPE, NOT UNDER HERE. UH-OH! 360 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,086 - DEZ! DEZ! - ( girls scream ) 361 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,527 - THERE'S A LEAK IN THE BOAT! - ( phone ringing ) 362 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,602 ( clamoring ) 363 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,202 HELLO? ( chuckles nervously ) 364 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,495 OH, HI, SHINY MONEY. WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 365 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,138 THIS IS THE BEST VACATION EVER. 366 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,113 YOUR BOAT'S AMAZING! 367 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,282 - THE BOAT'S SINKING! - NO, NOT SINKING. 368 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,211 THIS BOAT'S STINKING-- 369 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,377 STINKING AWESOME. 370 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,115 ( laughs ) GOTTA GO. BYE. 371 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:07,251 QUICK! FIND SOMETHING TO PLUG THE HOLE! 372 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,587 DEZ! HERE, DEZ, HERE. 373 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,692 - ( grunts ) - ( Ally screams ) 374 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,160 - ( grunts ) - OH! GO GO GO! 375 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,128 ( all gasp ) 376 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,467 - I THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK. 377 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,201 - YEAH. YEAH. - ( sighs ) 378 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,666 - THAT DIDN'T WORK. - ( sobs ) 379 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,377 WHA-- OH! 380 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:34,650 MY HOUSEBOAT! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSEBOAT?! 381 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,921 THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION AS TO WHY-- 382 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,689 - YOU TWO DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU? - IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT. 383 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,159 - BIG MOMMA DID IT. - DON'T LIE TO ME. 384 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,619 - BIG MOMMA IS A MYTH! - DEZ HAS PROOF! 385 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,187 - SHOW HIM THE FOOTAGE. - YEAH. 386 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,170 ALL I SEE IS Y'ALL MESSING UP MY HOUSEBOAT! 387 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,240 - AND SOME BIG HAIR! - ( whimpers ) 388 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,438 OH MAN! I DIDN'T GET ANY SHOTS OF BIG MOMMA? 389 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,310 WELL, IN YOUR DEFENSE, SHE WAS ONLY 20 FEET LONG 390 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,410 AND ATTACKING US FOR HALF AN HOUR! 391 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,312 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 392 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,705 HEY, LOOK-- BABY GATOR'S BACK. 393 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,289 IF HE'S BACK, THAT MEANS-- 394 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,689 ( kids screaming ) BIG MOMMA! 395 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:19,585 Austin: GO, DEZ! GO GO GO GO GO GO! 396 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,196 - ( Big Momma growling ) - OH! OH! 397 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,199 OKAY! I BELIEVE YOU! 398 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,732 I BELIEVE YOU! ( screaming ) 399 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,314 IT'S PARTY TIME, Y'ALL! SO GIVE IT UP 400 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,743 FOR THE ONLY DUDE WHO BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE 401 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,477 BEFORE COMING OUT ON STAGE, 402 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,752 AUSTIN MOON! 403 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,781 ( cheering ) 404 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,220 HEY, EVERYBODY! THIS SONG'S ABOUT SUMMER VACATION 405 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,227 AND HAVING FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 406 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,259 ( rock music playing ) 407 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,601 * SUMMER LOVE HANGING IN THE AIR * 408 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,766 * HOT SAND ON MY FEET, BUT I DON'T CARE * 409 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,335 * IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED 410 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,475 * I HOPE IT NEVER ENDS 411 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,750 * SO GOOD TO GET AWAY 412 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,479 * ALL DAY IN THE CAR, BUT THAT'S OKAY * 413 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,515 * 'CAUSE I LIKE LIKE LIKE IT LIKE THAT * 414 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,620 * JUST CHILLING WITH MY FRIENDS * 415 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:24,392 * 'CAUSE I LOVE A SUMMERTIME VACATION SONG * 416 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:29,264 * AND YOU KNOW WHEREVER WE GO, YOU'LL BE SINGING ALONG * 417 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:33,526 * LIKE NA NA NA, NA NA NA * 418 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:38,336 * NA NA NA, NA NA NA * 419 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,469 * IT'S SUCH A CRAZY JOURNEY * 420 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,278 * BUT I'M NOT IN ANY HURRY 421 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,581 * I'M TAKING MY TIME 422 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,815 * IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED 423 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,390 * TO NOT KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING * 424 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,820 * ENJOYING THE RIDE, YEAH YEAH * 425 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:10,565 * 'CAUSE I LOVE A SUMMERTIME VACATION SONG * 426 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:15,383 * AND YOU KNOW WHEREVER WE GO, YOU'LL BE SINGING ALONG * 427 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,348 * LIKE NA NA NA, NA NA NA * 428 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:24,319 * NA NA NA, NA NA NA. * 429 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,891 ( cheering ) 430 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,372 YOU KNOW, OUR VACATION DIDN'T START OUT SO GREAT. 431 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,868 BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER HAD. 432 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,570 YEAH, WE SUNK A BOAT. WE FOUGHT AN ALLIGATOR. 433 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,614 DEZ MADE TOAST. 434 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,779 - THAT WAS SOME GOOD TOAST. - THANKS, BUDDY. 435 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,653 AND YOU GOT TO PERFORM ON TV. 436 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,420 IT WAS AWESOME. ( laughs ) 437 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,878 WHO KNEW YOU COULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITHOUT A CALCULATOR? 438 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,087 - I DID, - ME TOO. 439 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,118 DUH. 440 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,463 THE ONLY BUMMER IS DEZ DIDN'T GET TO FINISH HIS MOVIE. 441 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,530 ACTUALLY, I DID. 442 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,088 YOU FINISHED YOUR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BIG MOMMA 443 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,897 WITHOUT GETTING ANY SHOTS OF BIG MOMMA? 444 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,869 I JUST USED ALL THE FOOTAGE AND TURNED IT INTO A HORROR MOVIE. 445 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,899 CHECK IT OUT. 446 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:19,513 ( dramatic music playing ) 447 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,583 A group of friends went on vacation, 448 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,452 hoping to have the time of their lives. 449 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:32,621 Then things got hairy. 450 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,392 - ( screams ) - "Dr. Dez's Houseboat of Terror." 451 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,492 Coming soon. 452 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,886 YOU MADE A MONSTER MOVIE ABOUT ME?! 453 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,703 I LOVE IT! 454 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,674 NOW THAT'S SCARY. 455 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,738 Both: AH! 456 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,912 ( Big Momma growls ) 34066

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