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WHERE'S TRISH?
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
TO WALK ACROSS THE MALL?
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I'M STARVING. WHAT KIND
OF WAITRESS TAKES 20 MINUTES
TO GET TO A TABLE?
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT THE MELODY DINER!
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- THAT KIND OF WAITRESS.
- ( Trish sighs )
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SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT?
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I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO SING
TO THE CUSTOMERS HERE.
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YEAH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO,
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BUT THE MANAGER'S NOT LOOKING,
SO WHO CARES?
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- WAIT, MINDY'S YOUR MANAGER?
- ( disgusted sigh )
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SHE'S THE WORST.
SHE'S ALWAYS LOOKING
OVER MY SHOULDER,
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BOSSING ME AROUND.
SHE DRIVES ME NUTS...
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♪ ARE IN THE BROWNIES,
SO SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT! ♪
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HEY, MINDY.
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I HOPE YOU'RE
GIVING THIS TABLE
YOUR BEST SERVICE,
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'CAUSE IT'S GOT
MY FAVORITE ♪ CUSTOMER. ♪
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( whispers )
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU,
DEZZYCAKES.
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I KNOW YOU HAVE
A CRUSH ON ME, MINDY,
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BUT I'M BETTER
AT LONG-DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIPS.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO STAND OVER THERE...
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OR IN ALASKA.
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YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN
YOU JOKE AROUND.
( laughs )
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( angrily )
YOU WERE JOKING, RIGHT?
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YEAH, TOTALLY.
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( laughing nervously )
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( all four laugh )
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OH.
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SO CAN I TAKE
YOUR ORDER NOW?
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CAN WE GET
A NEW WAITRESS?
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WHY, 'CAUSE I'M NOT SINGING?
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NO. I WANT HER
TO BE MY WAITRESS.
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TRISH, WHO IS THAT?
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THAT'S CASSIDY.
SHE'S OUR BEST
SINGING WAITRESS.
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HEY, CASSIDY, COME OVER HERE
AND TELL THEM THE SPECIALS.
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♪ NOW THE SOUP OF THE DAY
IS CREAM OF SPINACH ♪
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♪ BUT HOLD ON,
'CAUSE I AIN'T FINISHED ♪
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♪ I CAN SING A BALLAD ♪
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♪ ABOUT OUR COBB SALAD. ♪
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I'LL HAVE A COBB SALAD!
YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE.
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I SING TOO.
I'M AUSTIN MOON.
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HE'S AN INTERNET SENSATION.
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HE'S SORT
OF A BIG DEAL.
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THIS IS HIS FRIEND DEZ.
HE'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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I'M ALLY.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MY DEAL IS.
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WELL, IT'S GREAT
TO MEET YOU ALLY,
BIG DEAL, NOT A BIG DEAL.
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I'M TOTALLY
GONNA ASK HER OUT.
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LET'S ORDER FIRST.
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YOU'LL HAVE A BETTER SHOT
ON A FULL STOMACH.
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WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ORDER
THE CHIPS AND SALSA.
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WHY? I WANT
CHIPS AND SALSA.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY SALSA?
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- ( trills ) SALSA!
- ( salsa music playing )
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- CAN I CHANGE MY ORDER?
- NO! DANCE!
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- ( yelps )
- ( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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WHOO! I'M STUFFED.
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- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- HOLD ON.
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( chuckles )
NOT BEFORE MY DEZZY-MUFFIN
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TRIES SOME OF OUR FAMOUS
♪ CHA-CHA CHICKEN POT PIE. ♪
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- IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.
- I JUST DON'T SEE
HOW CHICKEN--
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I SAID EAT IT!
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♪ CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA,
ME LIKEY! ♪
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THERE SHE IS. I'M GONNA
GO ASK HER OUT NOW.
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- OH WAIT.
- WHAT?
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M JUST-- OKAY.
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IT'S OKAY.
NO, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
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GO GET HER, TIGER.
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( sighs )
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'SUP?
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HEY, BLONDIE.
'SUP WITH YOU?
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( chuckling )
HEY, CASSIDY,
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YOU HAVE
A GREAT VOICE.
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DO YOU EVER SING
ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES FOOD?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
I'M IN A BAND.
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NO WAY. WE HAVE
SO MUCH IN COMMON.
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WE BOTH LOVE MUSIC, UM,
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WE'RE BOTH IN HIGH SCHOOL
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AND WE'RE BOTH HOLDING
BOTTLES OF KETCHUP.
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- ( chuckling )
- CHEERS.
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- YOU'RE CUTE.
- THANKS.
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SO, CASSIDY,
I WAS WONDERING--
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DO YOU WANNA
MAYBE GO OUT SOMETIME?
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SORRY, I CAN'T.
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GREAT!
I'LL MEET YOU AT...
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- WHAT?
- SORRY.
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I'M SORRY, AUSTIN.
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EHH, IT'S COOL.
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MAYBE SOME DESSERT
WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING,
SO WHATEVER YOU DO,
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DON'T ORDER
THE CHOCOLATE SHAKE,
THE LEMON TWIST OR--
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GET THE RASPBERRY ROBOT.
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- NO!
- ♪ RASPBERRY ROBOT! ♪
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- YAY! ROBOT!
- ( rock music playing )
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OKAY, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT THIS.
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THERE ARE
ONLY THREE POSSIBLE REASONS
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- WHY CASSIDY WON'T
GO OUT WITH YOU.
- I'M LISTENING.
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ONE, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
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TWO, SHE MISUNDERSTOOD
YOUR QUESTION,
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- THREE--
- SHE'S A MERMAID
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AND HER DAD WON'T
LET HER DATE HUMANS?
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I WAS GONNA SAY
SHE JUST MIGHT NOT
BE INTO YOU.
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( scoffs )
I THINK MY REASON
MAKES MORE SENSE.
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HEY, BUDDY,
I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
SOME LADY PROBLEMS.
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I CAN HELP.
THEY CALL ME...
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( whispering )
THE LOVE WHISPERER.
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THANKS.
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( whispering )
AND NO ONE CALLS YOU THAT.
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YES, THEY DO.
YOU JUST CAN'T HEAR THEM
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BECAUSE THEY'RE
WHISPERING IT.
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LET'S STOP WHISPERING.
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL.
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I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT HER.
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OH. JUST LIKE I CAN'T STOP
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THINKING ABOUT
THAT CHA-CHA CHICKEN POT PIE.
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ANYWAY, I'M AN EXPERT
IN LOVE.
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I HAVE BEEN REJECTED
SO MANY TIMES,
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I CAN SHOW YOU
WHAT NOT TO DO.
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OBSERVE.
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EXCUSE ME.
( chuckles )
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I'M DEZ. I DON'T HAVE A JOB
AND I ONLY SHOWER ONCE A WEEK.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
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SEE? DO NOT DO THAT.
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( whispers )
THE LOVE WHISPERER.
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THAT GETS CREEPIER
EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT.
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YES, IT DOES.
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I JUST WISH I KNEW
WHY CASSIDY SAID NO TO ME,
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THEN I COULD FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE HER LIKE ME.
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OH, I KNOW
WHY SHE SAID NO.
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- I TALKED TO HER.
- YOU DID?
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- OOH!
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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WELL, SHE SAID
SHE WON'T GO OUT
WITH YOU BECAUSE--
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- ( cellphone rings )
- HANG ON.
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- ( beeps )
- HELLO.
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WOULD I LIKE TO TAKE
A 20-MINUTE SURVEY?
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I SURE WOULD!
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YES. BANANAS. YES.
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OH, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
GORGONZOLA.
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- WHAT DID SHE SAY?!
- SHE JUST ASKED ME WHAT
MY FAVORITE CHEESE IS.
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NOT THE LADY
ON THE PHONE-- CASSIDY.
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OH. SHE SAID
THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE'S
NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU
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IS BECAUSE ALL SHE HAS TIME
FOR IS WORK AND HER BAND.
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THAT'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD REASON.
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SEE, AUSTIN? I TOLD YOU
SHE WASN'T A MERMAID.
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YOU HAD TO BE THERE.
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SO IT'S NOT ME.
SHE'S JUST TOO BUSY.
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IF I WANNA SEE HER,
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I CAN EITHER JOIN
HER BAND OR...
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♪ MY NAME'S AUSTIN,
I'LL BE YOUR WAITER ♪
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♪ THE SOUP OF THE DAY
IS CREAM OF POTATER! ♪
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SO YEAH,
WHAT DO YOU GUYS--
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WOW. YOU TOOK THIS JOB
JUST TO BE CLOSE TO CASSIDY.
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THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
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YEAH, NOW I JUST NEED
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY--
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- MANAGER ALERT!
- ♪ A WAY TO MAKE HER LIKE ME. ♪
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♪ THERE'S MY NEW
CELEBRITY WAITER ♪
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♪ AND THERE'S
MY DEZZY-WEZZY-KINS. ♪
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YEAH, I THINK THAT'S
DEZZY-WEZZY-KINS'
CUE TO LEAVE.
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HMM. I HAVE
MORE CHICKEN POT PIE.
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I CAN STAY
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
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TRISH! CAN YOU
FINISH TRAINING AUSTIN?
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- I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE.
- OR MAYBE CASSIDY
CAN TRAIN HIM.
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DON'T CARE,
LONG AS HE GETS TRAINED.
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YES! I GET TO HANG OUT
WITH CASSIDY.
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THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT
FOR ME, TRISH.
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HUH? NO, I WAS
JUST LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
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I DON'T WANNA
DO ANY EXTRA WORK.
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BUT YOU STILL OWE ME.
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( exhales ) AH.
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HEY, CASSIDY,
MINDY WANTS YOU
TO TRAIN ME.
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SCOOT OVER.
GOTTA HEAR THIS.
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OKAY, NEW GUY,
WATCH AND LEARN.
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♪ HERE ARE
YOUR ONION RINGS ♪
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♪ LOTS OF JOY ARE
WHAT THEY BRING ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU LIKE
YOUR VEGGIES FRIED? ♪
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♪ HERE ARE YOUR SAUCES
ON THE SIDE. ♪
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WHOA. THAT WAS
LIKE THE BEST SONG
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00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:10,037
- I'VE EVER HEARD
ABOUT ONION RINGS
- ( chuckles ) THANKS.
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THE BEST PART
ABOUT THIS JOB IS
GETTING TO SING ALL DAY.
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MUSIC IS THE ONLY THING
THAT REALLY SPEAKS TO ME.
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( sighs )
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OKAY, ALLY,
YOU CAN STOP SPYING ON ME.
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I'M OVER HERE NOW!
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00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,060
AUSTIN, THIS IS PERFECT.
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00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:34,972
CASSIDY JUST TOLD YOU
WHAT TO DO TO WIN HER OVER.
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MUSIC IS THE ONLY THING
THAT SPEAKS TO HER.
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YOU HAVE TO WRITE HER
A SONG THAT COMES
FROM YOUR HEART.
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GREAT, SO TELL ME
WHAT COMES FROM MY HEART.
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AUSTIN, I NEED YOU.
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I NEED YOU TOO.
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00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:50,047
I MEAN-- I MEAN
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME
WHY YOU NEED ME.
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ARE, UH--
ARE YOU OKAY?
210
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YEAH, I'M FINE. WHY?
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'CAUSE YOUR HAND'S
IN THE MAC AND CHEESE.
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HOT.
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00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:03,231
JUST CHECKING
IF IT'S HOT ENOUGH,
214
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:05,303
AND IT IS.
215
00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,695
( high-pitched ) HOT!
216
00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,237
AH. OH.
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00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,070
WE NEED TO GO WRITE
THAT SONG. HOT.
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00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:22,209
OKAY, A SONG FROM THE HEART
NEEDS SOME REAL EMOTION,
219
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:24,082
SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE
ABOUT CASSIDY?
220
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,724
- SHE'S PERFECT...
- "PERFECT." GOT IT.
221
00:11:26,717 --> 00:11:29,717
- ...BUT NOT TOO PERFECT.
- "NOT PERFECT." GOT IT.
222
00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:32,921
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
HOW SHE MAKES YOU FEEL?
223
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,073
LIKE I'M WEARING
A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS.
224
00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:37,225
OR I'M ABOUT
TO EAT PANCAKES.
225
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:39,827
OR I JUST DID
A BIG LOOP-DE-LOOP
226
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,770
ON A ROLLERCOASTER
AND I'M TRYING NOT
TO THROW UP.
227
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,184
SO SHE MAKES YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
THROW UP PANCAKES
228
00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:50,137
ALL OVER
YOUR NEW SNEAKERS?
229
00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,440
YEAH. NO.
230
00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,992
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE THE SONGWRITER.
231
00:11:54,985 --> 00:11:56,285
YOU TELL ME HOW I FEEL.
232
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,917
OOH! AND THROW
SOMETHING IN THERE
233
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,990
ABOUT ONION RINGS.
234
00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,852
OKAY, ONION RINGS.
235
00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:07,334
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE THROWING THEM UP
OR JUST EATING THEM?
236
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,897
I DON'T CARE,
AS LONG AS THIS SONG
MAKES HER HAPPY...
237
00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,162
'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE HER.
238
00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,344
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK
AND STARE AT CASSIDY.
239
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,375
ALLY,
240
00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,747
I THINK I HAVE
A CHICKEN POT PIE PROBLEM.
241
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,151
GO ON.
242
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,489
MORE CHICKEN POT PIE!
243
00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:43,962
HERE YOU GO,
DEZZYCAKES.
244
00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:50,337
YOU KNOW WHEN THE CHA-CHA PIES
RUN OUT, SO DOES DEZ.
245
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,240
THEN I GUESS
WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THEY NEVER RUN OUT.
246
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,306
DEZ!
247
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,479
CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-
CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-
248
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,780
CHA-CHA-CHA-
CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA!
249
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,915
AUSTIN, I GOTTA TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THIS SONG.
250
00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:11,359
- THAT'S THE SONG? GREAT.
- AUSTIN, WAIT! IT'S NOT DONE!
251
00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:14,391
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
252
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,234
I'D LIKE
TO DEDICATE THIS SONG
253
00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,166
TO THE COOLEST GIRL IN HERE--
CASSIDY.
254
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,230
( piano music playing )
255
00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:25,342
♪ YOU'RE PERFECT,
BUT NOT TOO PERFECT ♪
256
00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:29,375
♪ YOU'RE THE PAT OF BUTTER
ON MY PANCAKE STACK ♪
257
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:33,209
♪ YOU'RE A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE ♪
258
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,293
♪ AND I FEEL
LIKE THROWING UP ♪
259
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:41,347
♪ CASSIDY,
GO OUT WITH ME... ♪
260
00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:46,062
SOMETHING ABOUT...
♪ ONION RINGS... ♪
261
00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:49,596
( chuckles )
♪ ...INGS. ♪
262
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,320
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
263
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,851
CASSIDY HATED THE SONG
264
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,182
AND NOW SHE'S
NOT GONNA LIKE ME.
265
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,394
I TOLD YOU
THE SONG WASN'T READY.
266
00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:19,286
YOU CALLED HER "THE BUTTER
ON MY PANCAKE STACK."
267
00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:22,059
IF ANYTHING,
SHE'S THE SYRUP.
268
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,072
I JUST WROTE
ALL THE STUFF YOU TOLD ME.
269
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,035
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T
COMMUNICATE YOUR FEELINGS.
270
00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,997
I CAN SO COMMUNICATE
MY FEELINGS.
271
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,599
AND RIGHT NOW
I'M FEELING...
272
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,170
FEELINGS!
273
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,453
♪ AUSTIN,
YOU KNOW THE RULES ♪
274
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,605
♪ YOU HAVE TO SING
TO THE CUSTOMERS ♪
275
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,947
♪ NOW SING! ♪
276
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:44,552
♪ ALLY, ALL I WANTED WAS
A SONG FOR CASSIDY ♪
277
00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,264
♪ BUT YOU LET ME DOWN. ♪
278
00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:49,286
♪ I DID THE BEST I COULD
WITH WHAT YOU GAVE ME ♪
279
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:54,059
♪ WHY AM I SINGING?
I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE. ♪
280
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,504
♪ I'M ALL OUT
OF CHICKEN POT PIES ♪
281
00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:02,096
♪ I NEED SOME MORE NOW,
PLEASE! ♪
282
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:07,012
♪ TRISH, GET MY DEZZY-ROO SOME
MORE CHICKEN POT PIE NOW! ♪
283
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,037
♪ DON'T SNAP
YOUR FINGERS AT ME ♪
284
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,010
♪ AND STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF MY FRIEND ♪
285
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:17,053
♪ EWW, DID I JUST CALL
DEZZY-ROO MY FRIEND? ♪
286
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:20,347
♪ EWW, DID I
JUST CALL HIM DEZZY-ROO? ♪
287
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:26,231
♪ SOMEBODY JUST GET ME
MY CHICKEN POT PIE ♪
288
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:30,056
♪ I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS. ♪
289
00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,135
♪ TRISH, I DON'T LIKE
YOUR ATTITUDE ♪
290
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,707
♪ YOU'RE FIRED,
YOU'RE FIRED. ♪
291
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,709
♪ FI-I-I-I-I-RED! ♪
292
00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:46,482
♪ YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,
BECAUSE I QUIT ♪
293
00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:48,076
♪ I QUIT,
I QUIT, I QUIT ♪
294
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:52,078
♪ I QUIT! ♪
295
00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:53,052
OH!
296
00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:57,294
♪ I JUST WANTED
TO BE A GOOD FRIEND ♪
297
00:15:57,287 --> 00:15:59,157
♪ AND HELP YOU OUT ♪
298
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,029
♪ WHY AM I SINGING AGAIN? ♪
299
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,073
♪ WELL, YOU DEFINITELY HELPED ♪
300
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,195
♪ YOU HELPED ME BLOW
MY CHANCES WITH CASSIDY. ♪
301
00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:11,098
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR THIS.
302
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,502
( sighs )
303
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,346
♪ FINE, I'LL GET
MY OWN PIE. ♪
304
00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:33,691
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S BLAMING ME.
305
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,303
- I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
- ( door opens )
306
00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:38,066
HEY, ALLY,
GOT A SECOND?
307
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,028
- ( discordant notes )
- YEAH, SURE.
308
00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:43,631
YOU CAN GO, TRISH.
THANKS FOR LISTENING.
309
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,643
HUH?
310
00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,506
YOU WERE
TALKING TO ME?
311
00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:52,139
YES, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TAKING NOTES.
312
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:56,052
NO, I WAS TAKING
A SURVEY ABOUT HOW
TO BE A BETTER LISTENER.
313
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,286
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10,
HOW'D I DO?
314
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,520
I'M GONNA
CALL THAT A SEVEN.
( chuckles )
315
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:08,226
ALLY, I'M SO SORRY.
316
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,398
I ACTED LIKE
A TOTAL JERK.
317
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,160
I JUST NEVER BEEN
THIS CRAZY ABOUT ANYONE.
318
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:17,574
I GET IT.
SOMETIMES CRUSHES MAKE
PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS,
319
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,137
LIKE HOW I ACT
LIKE A FOOL AROUND DALLAS.
320
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,610
- ( both chuckle )
- YEAH, WHENEVER HE'S AROUND,
321
00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:25,122
YOU ALWAYS SAY STUPID THINGS
AND DANCE ALL GOOFY.
322
00:17:25,115 --> 00:17:27,145
WHOO!
323
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,747
WHOO-HOO!
( chuckles )
324
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,620
CASSIDY JUST--
325
00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:35,292
SHE MAKES MY HEART BEAT
LIKE A MILE A MINUTE.
326
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,125
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
327
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,429
BUT YOU JUST DID.
328
00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:45,101
THAT'S THE FIRST REAL FEELING
ABOUT CASSIDY YOU'VE
BEEN ABLE TO EXPRESS.
329
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:47,835
YOU'RE RIGHT!
WE CAN USE THAT
IN A NEW SONG FOR HER!
330
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:50,667
OH, YOU THINK
I'M JUST GONNA WRITE
ANOTHER SONG FOR YOU
331
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,800
BECAUSE YOU FINALLY
OPENED UP YOUR HEART?
332
00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:54,602
YOU'RE NOT?
333
00:17:54,604 --> 00:17:56,584
OF COURSE I AM!
334
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,506
I LOVE ROMANCE!
335
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:01,778
THANKS, ALLY.
YOU'RE AWESOME.
DANCE IT OUT?
336
00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:07,164
OKAY, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
337
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,218
WHAT ABOUT--
WHAT ABOUT LIKE--
338
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,691
IT'S OKAY.
IT WAS PART OF IT.
IT WAS PART OF IT.
339
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,763
IT WAS-- THAT WAS
A PART OF YOUR DANCE.
340
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:24,731
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
CAN YOU PLEASE SING ME
THE SPECIALS?
341
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,684
I ALREADY SANG THEM
FOR YOU SEVEN TIMES.
342
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,136
WELL, I'M A CUSTOMER NOW
343
00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:30,338
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO HEAR THEM EIGHT TIMES.
344
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,480
( inhales deeply )
♪ TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE ♪
345
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:35,292
♪ CHICKEN PARMESAN
ON A BED OF LINGUINI. ♪
346
00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:38,285
YOU CAN STOP SINGING.
WE'LL TAKE TWO OF THOSE.
347
00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,822
I'M NOT GONNA EAT ANY MORE
CHICKEN POT PIE, MINDY.
348
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,304
IT'S TAKING OVER MY LIFE!
349
00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:50,897
SO THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I'M COMING IN HERE.
350
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,800
OKAY, DEZZY-CHEEKS.
351
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:54,632
WELL, IF THIS IS
YOUR LAST TIME
COMING IN HERE,
352
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,874
LET ME AT LEAST
GIVE YOU SOME OF OUR FAMOUS
EGG SALAD ON THE HOUSE.
353
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,753
- EAT IT.
- NO THANKS, I'M--
354
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,275
I SAID EAT IT!
JUST EAT IT.
355
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,450
OH NO.
( inhales deeply )
356
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,651
♪ ME LIKEY. ♪
357
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,886
HEY, CASSIDY.
SORRY ABOUT THAT SONG.
358
00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,258
IT'S COOL.
I MEAN, IT WAS WEIRD
359
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,331
BEING COMPARED
TO BUTTER ON PANCAKES.
360
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,393
IF ANYTHING,
I'M THE SYRUP.
361
00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:26,504
YOU ARE SO THE SYRUP.
362
00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:30,396
ANYWAY, THAT SONG DIDN'T SAY
WHAT I WANTED IT TO,
363
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,840
BUT THIS ONE DOES.
364
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,671
GUYS!
365
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,305
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT
BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪
366
00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:40,648
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT
BEATING LIKE THAT ♪
367
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,910
♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT
BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪
368
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,522
♪ HEY-AY-AY-AY ♪
369
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:48,385
♪ WOULD YOU, WOULD YOU WANT IT
IF I STOOD UP ABOVE THE CROWD? ♪
370
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,788
♪ GOT UP ON A CHAIR
AND IF I SHOUTED
YOUR NAME ALOUD ♪
371
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,560
♪ COULD YOU, COULD YOU
TAKE ME, CALL ME BABY
WITHOUT A DOUBT? ♪
372
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,373
♪ I'M SHOUTING YOUR NAME
RIGHT NOW, SHOUTING YOUR
NAME RIGHT NOW ♪
373
00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:56,595
♪ DON'T YOU GET IT, GET IT? ♪
374
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,226
♪ I'M NOTHING LIKE
THEM OTHER ONES ♪
375
00:19:58,228 --> 00:20:00,568
♪ RAISED UPON THE NOTION,
I AIN'T HOSTING NO RERUNS ♪
376
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:03,270
♪ I SAID IT, SAID IT,
SAID IT, WOULDN'T LET IT
BE ALL OR NONE ♪
377
00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:05,613
♪ 'CAUSE I AIN'T NO RERUN,
I AIN'T NO RERUN ♪
378
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,305
♪ I'LL MAKE YOU
FORGET, FORGET ♪
379
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,678
♪ WHAT YOU CAME
HERE FOR, HERE FOR ♪
380
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,410
♪ FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
LET'S MAKE OR BREAK ♪
381
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,893
♪ THIS HEART
'CAUSE IT NEEDS MORE ♪
382
00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:18,385
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT
BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪
383
00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:20,888
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT
BEATING LIKE THAT ♪
384
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,420
♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT
BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪
385
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,433
♪ HEY-AY-AY-AY ♪
386
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,696
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT
BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪
387
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:31,358
♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT
BEATING LIKE THAT ♪
388
00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:33,631
♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT
BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪
389
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,473
♪ HEY-AY-AY-AY ♪
390
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:39,266
- ♪ Hey hey ♪
- ♪ LET ME HEAR YOU LIKE... ♪
391
00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:41,269
♪ Hey hey hey ♪
392
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,811
- ♪ Hey hey ♪
- ♪ CAN YOU DO IT LIKE...? ♪
393
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:46,423
♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay. ♪
394
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,547
( cheering )
395
00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,853
THAT WAS AMAZING.
396
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,634
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WROTE THAT FOR ME.
397
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,726
THANKS. IT CAME
FROM MY HEART...
398
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:01,888
- YEAH.
- ...AND MY MOUTH.
399
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:03,431
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
400
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:04,833
I'D LOVE
TO GO OUT WITH YOU...
401
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,844
- YES! WHOO!
- ...BUT I CAN'T.
402
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:11,367
YOU CAN'T...
WAIT TO GO OUT WITH ME?
403
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,571
MY BAND JUST
GOT A RECORD DEAL.
WE'RE GOING TO L.A.
404
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,513
TODAY IS MY LAST DAY.
405
00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:19,506
OH. I'M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU.
406
00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,449
THANKS, BLONDIE.
407
00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:23,511
I PROMISE THE SECOND
I GET BACK WE'LL HAVE THAT DATE.
408
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,918
WHOO! WELL,
WE'RE NOT GOING OUT.
409
00:21:31,921 --> 00:21:33,721
HER BAND'S GOING TO L.A.
410
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:35,403
AND I MAY NEVER
SEE HER AGAIN.
411
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,365
- ( chuckles )
- THEN WHY DO YOU
SEEM SO HAPPY?
412
00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:39,828
BECAUSE I KNOW
SHE LIKES ME,
413
00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:41,899
AND I OWE IT ALL
TO ALLY.
414
00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:47,083
- ALLY?
- MORE CHICKEN POT PIE!
415
00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:50,376
MMM MMM
MMM MMM MMM.
416
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,040
MMM MMM.
417
00:21:55,885 --> 00:21:59,715
( to tune of "Double Take" )
♪ I'M GONNA MAKE, MAKE, MAKE
YOUR CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE! ♪
418
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,619
BAM. WHOO!
419
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,851
( to tune of "A Billion Hits" )
♪ YEAH, 'CAUSE I KNOW
YOU WANT KETCHUP ♪
420
00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:06,534
♪ IT'S MY FAVORITE CONDIMENT ♪
421
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,356
♪ A SIDE OF FRIES IS
WHAT YOU'LL GET! ♪
422
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,359
( to tune of "Not a Love Song" )
♪ WE RAN OUT OF BIG HOT DOGS ♪
423
00:22:12,362 --> 00:22:14,432
♪ SO I GOT YOU
JUST A SMALL ONE ♪
424
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,814
♪ IT'S NOT A FOOTLONG, NO ♪
425
00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:18,766
♪ IT'S NOT A FOOTLONG. ♪
426
00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:21,368
( to tune of theme song )
♪ THERE'S NO WAY I CAN
GET YOU THE COLESLAW ♪
427
00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:24,371
♪ GET YOU THE COLESLAW,
NO SUBSTITUTIONS ♪
428
00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:27,084
♪ HERE'S YOUR ONION RINGS ♪
429
00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:29,846
♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH DRINKS ♪
430
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,719
♪ I TALKED TO MY BOSS,
SHE SAID YOU COULD
HAVE COLESLAW ♪
431
00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,562
♪ YOU COULD HAVE COLESLAW,
HERE'S YOUR COLESLAW. ♪
432
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,755
BAM! WHOO!
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