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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,651 WHERE'S TRISH? HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO WALK ACROSS THE MALL? 2 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:18,015 I'M STARVING. WHAT KIND OF WAITRESS TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GET TO A TABLE? 3 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,148 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE MELODY DINER! 4 00:00:21,152 --> 00:00:25,162 - THAT KIND OF WAITRESS. - ( Trish sighs ) 5 00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:26,596 SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT? 6 00:00:26,597 --> 00:00:29,127 I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO SING TO THE CUSTOMERS HERE. 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,030 YEAH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO, 8 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,601 BUT THE MANAGER'S NOT LOOKING, SO WHO CARES? 9 00:00:33,604 --> 00:00:37,774 - WAIT, MINDY'S YOUR MANAGER? - ( disgusted sigh ) 10 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:43,310 SHE'S THE WORST. SHE'S ALWAYS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER, 11 00:00:43,314 --> 00:00:46,154 BOSSING ME AROUND. SHE DRIVES ME NUTS... 12 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,817 ♪ ARE IN THE BROWNIES, SO SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT! ♪ 13 00:00:48,819 --> 00:00:51,719 HEY, MINDY. 14 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:53,522 I HOPE YOU'RE GIVING THIS TABLE YOUR BEST SERVICE, 15 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:56,694 'CAUSE IT'S GOT MY FAVORITE ♪ CUSTOMER. ♪ 16 00:00:56,687 --> 00:00:59,057 ( whispers ) I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, DEZZYCAKES. 17 00:01:00,591 --> 00:01:02,431 I KNOW YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, MINDY, 18 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:04,543 BUT I'M BETTER AT LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS. 19 00:01:04,535 --> 00:01:06,735 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO STAND OVER THERE... 20 00:01:06,737 --> 00:01:08,497 OR IN ALASKA. 21 00:01:10,301 --> 00:01:13,741 YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU JOKE AROUND. ( laughs ) 22 00:01:13,744 --> 00:01:15,314 ( angrily ) YOU WERE JOKING, RIGHT? 23 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:17,746 YEAH, TOTALLY. 24 00:01:17,748 --> 00:01:19,478 ( laughing nervously ) 25 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,250 ( all four laugh ) 26 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:25,324 OH. 27 00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:27,186 SO CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER NOW? 28 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,758 CAN WE GET A NEW WAITRESS? 29 00:01:28,759 --> 00:01:30,419 WHY, 'CAUSE I'M NOT SINGING? 30 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:33,161 NO. I WANT HER TO BE MY WAITRESS. 31 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:38,266 TRISH, WHO IS THAT? 32 00:01:38,269 --> 00:01:41,269 THAT'S CASSIDY. SHE'S OUR BEST SINGING WAITRESS. 33 00:01:41,272 --> 00:01:43,702 HEY, CASSIDY, COME OVER HERE AND TELL THEM THE SPECIALS. 34 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:47,284 ♪ NOW THE SOUP OF THE DAY IS CREAM OF SPINACH ♪ 35 00:01:47,278 --> 00:01:49,608 ♪ BUT HOLD ON, 'CAUSE I AIN'T FINISHED ♪ 36 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,780 ♪ I CAN SING A BALLAD ♪ 37 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:55,493 ♪ ABOUT OUR COBB SALAD. ♪ 38 00:01:55,486 --> 00:01:58,786 I'LL HAVE A COBB SALAD! YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE. 39 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:00,789 I SING TOO. I'M AUSTIN MOON. 40 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,651 HE'S AN INTERNET SENSATION. 41 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:04,733 HE'S SORT OF A BIG DEAL. 42 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,225 THIS IS HIS FRIEND DEZ. HE'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 43 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:11,729 I'M ALLY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DEAL IS. 44 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,872 WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU ALLY, BIG DEAL, NOT A BIG DEAL. 45 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,137 I'M TOTALLY GONNA ASK HER OUT. 46 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,768 LET'S ORDER FIRST. 47 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:21,640 YOU'LL HAVE A BETTER SHOT ON A FULL STOMACH. 48 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,852 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ORDER THE CHIPS AND SALSA. 49 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,645 WHY? I WANT CHIPS AND SALSA. 50 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,277 DID SOMEBODY SAY SALSA? 51 00:02:28,279 --> 00:02:31,649 - ( trills ) SALSA! - ( salsa music playing ) 52 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:40,527 - CAN I CHANGE MY ORDER? - NO! DANCE! 53 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:43,191 - ( yelps ) - ( theme music playing ) 54 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:47,596 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 55 00:02:47,598 --> 00:02:48,868 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 56 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,699 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 57 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:51,941 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 58 00:02:51,942 --> 00:02:53,672 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 59 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,254 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 60 00:02:55,246 --> 00:02:58,306 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 61 00:02:58,309 --> 00:03:01,409 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 62 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:02,752 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 63 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:05,393 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 64 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:09,616 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 65 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,690 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 66 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,833 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 67 00:03:15,826 --> 00:03:18,826 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 68 00:03:18,829 --> 00:03:21,829 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 69 00:03:21,832 --> 00:03:24,882 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 70 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,835 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 71 00:03:27,838 --> 00:03:31,308 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 72 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,951 WHOO! I'M STUFFED. 73 00:03:42,953 --> 00:03:44,663 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. - HOLD ON. 74 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,655 ( chuckles ) NOT BEFORE MY DEZZY-MUFFIN 75 00:03:46,657 --> 00:03:50,727 TRIES SOME OF OUR FAMOUS ♪ CHA-CHA CHICKEN POT PIE. ♪ 76 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,731 - IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND. - I JUST DON'T SEE HOW CHICKEN-- 77 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,903 I SAID EAT IT! 78 00:03:57,508 --> 00:04:02,338 ♪ CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA, ME LIKEY! ♪ 79 00:04:03,814 --> 00:04:06,954 THERE SHE IS. I'M GONNA GO ASK HER OUT NOW. 80 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,717 - OH WAIT. - WHAT? 81 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,920 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M JUST-- OKAY. 82 00:04:11,922 --> 00:04:13,482 IT'S OKAY. NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 83 00:04:13,484 --> 00:04:14,964 GO GET HER, TIGER. 84 00:04:18,889 --> 00:04:20,789 ( sighs ) 85 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:22,731 'SUP? 86 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:26,295 HEY, BLONDIE. 'SUP WITH YOU? 87 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,968 ( chuckling ) HEY, CASSIDY, 88 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,570 YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE. 89 00:04:32,803 --> 00:04:34,983 DO YOU EVER SING ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES FOOD? 90 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,745 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. I'M IN A BAND. 91 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:39,748 NO WAY. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 92 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,850 WE BOTH LOVE MUSIC, UM, 93 00:04:42,853 --> 00:04:44,863 WE'RE BOTH IN HIGH SCHOOL 94 00:04:44,855 --> 00:04:46,815 AND WE'RE BOTH HOLDING BOTTLES OF KETCHUP. 95 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,920 - ( chuckling ) - CHEERS. 96 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:56,495 - YOU'RE CUTE. - THANKS. 97 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,797 SO, CASSIDY, I WAS WONDERING-- 98 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,569 DO YOU WANNA MAYBE GO OUT SOMETIME? 99 00:05:01,572 --> 00:05:03,002 SORRY, I CAN'T. 100 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,943 GREAT! I'LL MEET YOU AT... 101 00:05:04,935 --> 00:05:07,435 - WHAT? - SORRY. 102 00:05:12,082 --> 00:05:15,052 I'M SORRY, AUSTIN. 103 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,845 EHH, IT'S COOL. 104 00:05:16,847 --> 00:05:19,717 MAYBE SOME DESSERT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 105 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,720 I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING, SO WHATEVER YOU DO, 106 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,963 DON'T ORDER THE CHOCOLATE SHAKE, THE LEMON TWIST OR-- 107 00:05:24,955 --> 00:05:26,925 GET THE RASPBERRY ROBOT. 108 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,997 - NO! - ♪ RASPBERRY ROBOT! ♪ 109 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:33,501 - YAY! ROBOT! - ( rock music playing ) 110 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,348 OKAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS. 111 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,450 THERE ARE ONLY THREE POSSIBLE REASONS 112 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:55,063 - WHY CASSIDY WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU. - I'M LISTENING. 113 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,925 ONE, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. 114 00:05:56,927 --> 00:05:59,087 TWO, SHE MISUNDERSTOOD YOUR QUESTION, 115 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:01,089 - THREE-- - SHE'S A MERMAID 116 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:03,131 AND HER DAD WON'T LET HER DATE HUMANS? 117 00:06:04,895 --> 00:06:07,835 I WAS GONNA SAY SHE JUST MIGHT NOT BE INTO YOU. 118 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:10,698 ( scoffs ) I THINK MY REASON MAKES MORE SENSE. 119 00:06:12,803 --> 00:06:15,683 HEY, BUDDY, I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING SOME LADY PROBLEMS. 120 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,706 I CAN HELP. THEY CALL ME... 121 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,778 ( whispering ) THE LOVE WHISPERER. 122 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,580 THANKS. 123 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,882 ( whispering ) AND NO ONE CALLS YOU THAT. 124 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,664 YES, THEY DO. YOU JUST CAN'T HEAR THEM 125 00:06:26,657 --> 00:06:28,117 BECAUSE THEY'RE WHISPERING IT. 126 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,690 LET'S STOP WHISPERING. 127 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:35,973 THIS IS SERIOUS. I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL. 128 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:37,166 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. 129 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,427 OH. JUST LIKE I CAN'T STOP 130 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:42,000 THINKING ABOUT THAT CHA-CHA CHICKEN POT PIE. 131 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:46,012 ANYWAY, I'M AN EXPERT IN LOVE. 132 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,636 I HAVE BEEN REJECTED SO MANY TIMES, 133 00:06:47,638 --> 00:06:49,578 I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT NOT TO DO. 134 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,440 OBSERVE. 135 00:06:53,484 --> 00:06:55,154 EXCUSE ME. ( chuckles ) 136 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:58,745 I'M DEZ. I DON'T HAVE A JOB AND I ONLY SHOWER ONCE A WEEK. 137 00:06:58,749 --> 00:07:00,619 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND? 138 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,904 SEE? DO NOT DO THAT. 139 00:07:06,897 --> 00:07:08,997 ( whispers ) THE LOVE WHISPERER. 140 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:12,699 THAT GETS CREEPIER EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT. 141 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:14,713 YES, IT DOES. 142 00:07:17,968 --> 00:07:20,768 I JUST WISH I KNEW WHY CASSIDY SAID NO TO ME, 143 00:07:20,771 --> 00:07:22,841 THEN I COULD FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE HER LIKE ME. 144 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,053 OH, I KNOW WHY SHE SAID NO. 145 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,045 - I TALKED TO HER. - YOU DID? 146 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:31,147 - OOH! - WHAT DID SHE SAY? WHAT DID SHE SAY? 147 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,221 WELL, SHE SAID SHE WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE-- 148 00:07:34,224 --> 00:07:36,464 - ( cellphone rings ) - HANG ON. 149 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,126 - ( beeps ) - HELLO. 150 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:40,788 WOULD I LIKE TO TAKE A 20-MINUTE SURVEY? 151 00:07:41,892 --> 00:07:44,162 I SURE WOULD! 152 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,944 YES. BANANAS. YES. 153 00:07:46,937 --> 00:07:49,637 OH, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE. GORGONZOLA. 154 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:54,470 - WHAT DID SHE SAY?! - SHE JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE CHEESE IS. 155 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,014 NOT THE LADY ON THE PHONE-- CASSIDY. 156 00:07:57,007 --> 00:08:01,177 OH. SHE SAID THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE'S NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU 157 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:04,081 IS BECAUSE ALL SHE HAS TIME FOR IS WORK AND HER BAND. 158 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:07,124 THAT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON. 159 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:09,657 SEE, AUSTIN? I TOLD YOU SHE WASN'T A MERMAID. 160 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,761 YOU HAD TO BE THERE. 161 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:16,734 SO IT'S NOT ME. SHE'S JUST TOO BUSY. 162 00:08:16,727 --> 00:08:18,927 IF I WANNA SEE HER, 163 00:08:18,929 --> 00:08:22,069 I CAN EITHER JOIN HER BAND OR... 164 00:08:22,072 --> 00:08:25,042 ♪ MY NAME'S AUSTIN, I'LL BE YOUR WAITER ♪ 165 00:08:25,035 --> 00:08:28,105 ♪ THE SOUP OF THE DAY IS CREAM OF POTATER! ♪ 166 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,239 SO YEAH, WHAT DO YOU GUYS-- 167 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:33,111 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 168 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,095 WOW. YOU TOOK THIS JOB JUST TO BE CLOSE TO CASSIDY. 169 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:50,998 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 170 00:08:51,001 --> 00:08:53,661 YEAH, NOW I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY-- 171 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:57,114 - MANAGER ALERT! - ♪ A WAY TO MAKE HER LIKE ME. ♪ 172 00:08:58,008 --> 00:09:01,738 ♪ THERE'S MY NEW CELEBRITY WAITER ♪ 173 00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:07,784 ♪ AND THERE'S MY DEZZY-WEZZY-KINS. ♪ 174 00:09:07,778 --> 00:09:10,948 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S DEZZY-WEZZY-KINS' CUE TO LEAVE. 175 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,751 HMM. I HAVE MORE CHICKEN POT PIE. 176 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,164 I CAN STAY FOR A LITTLE BIT. 177 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,727 TRISH! CAN YOU FINISH TRAINING AUSTIN? 178 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,160 - I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE. - OR MAYBE CASSIDY CAN TRAIN HIM. 179 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,803 DON'T CARE, LONG AS HE GETS TRAINED. 180 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,997 YES! I GET TO HANG OUT WITH CASSIDY. 181 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:30,769 THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TRISH. 182 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,341 HUH? NO, I WAS JUST LOOKING OUT FOR ME. 183 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:35,113 I DON'T WANNA DO ANY EXTRA WORK. 184 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,306 BUT YOU STILL OWE ME. 185 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,580 ( exhales ) AH. 186 00:09:44,815 --> 00:09:47,255 HEY, CASSIDY, MINDY WANTS YOU TO TRAIN ME. 187 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,058 SCOOT OVER. GOTTA HEAR THIS. 188 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:53,991 OKAY, NEW GUY, WATCH AND LEARN. 189 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,834 ♪ HERE ARE YOUR ONION RINGS ♪ 190 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,727 ♪ LOTS OF JOY ARE WHAT THEY BRING ♪ 191 00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:00,829 ♪ DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR VEGGIES FRIED? ♪ 192 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:03,701 ♪ HERE ARE YOUR SAUCES ON THE SIDE. ♪ 193 00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:06,935 WHOA. THAT WAS LIKE THE BEST SONG 194 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:10,037 - I'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT ONION RINGS - ( chuckles ) THANKS. 195 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,840 THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS JOB IS GETTING TO SING ALL DAY. 196 00:10:12,843 --> 00:10:15,653 MUSIC IS THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY SPEAKS TO ME. 197 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,248 ( sighs ) 198 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,120 OKAY, ALLY, YOU CAN STOP SPYING ON ME. 199 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,727 I'M OVER HERE NOW! 200 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,060 AUSTIN, THIS IS PERFECT. 201 00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:34,972 CASSIDY JUST TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO TO WIN HER OVER. 202 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:37,135 MUSIC IS THE ONLY THING THAT SPEAKS TO HER. 203 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,907 YOU HAVE TO WRITE HER A SONG THAT COMES FROM YOUR HEART. 204 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:42,370 GREAT, SO TELL ME WHAT COMES FROM MY HEART. 205 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,123 AUSTIN, I NEED YOU. 206 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:47,215 I NEED YOU TOO. 207 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:50,047 I MEAN-- I MEAN 208 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,380 I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHY YOU NEED ME. 209 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:55,032 ARE, UH-- ARE YOU OKAY? 210 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:56,685 YEAH, I'M FINE. WHY? 211 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:59,227 'CAUSE YOUR HAND'S IN THE MAC AND CHEESE. 212 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,390 HOT. 213 00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:03,231 JUST CHECKING IF IT'S HOT ENOUGH, 214 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:05,303 AND IT IS. 215 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,695 ( high-pitched ) HOT! 216 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,237 AH. OH. 217 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,070 WE NEED TO GO WRITE THAT SONG. HOT. 218 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:22,209 OKAY, A SONG FROM THE HEART NEEDS SOME REAL EMOTION, 219 00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:24,082 SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT CASSIDY? 220 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,724 - SHE'S PERFECT... - "PERFECT." GOT IT. 221 00:11:26,717 --> 00:11:29,717 - ...BUT NOT TOO PERFECT. - "NOT PERFECT." GOT IT. 222 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:32,921 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW SHE MAKES YOU FEEL? 223 00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,073 LIKE I'M WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS. 224 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:37,225 OR I'M ABOUT TO EAT PANCAKES. 225 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:39,827 OR I JUST DID A BIG LOOP-DE-LOOP 226 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,770 ON A ROLLERCOASTER AND I'M TRYING NOT TO THROW UP. 227 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,184 SO SHE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP PANCAKES 228 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:50,137 ALL OVER YOUR NEW SNEAKERS? 229 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,440 YEAH. NO. 230 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,992 I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE SONGWRITER. 231 00:11:54,985 --> 00:11:56,285 YOU TELL ME HOW I FEEL. 232 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,917 OOH! AND THROW SOMETHING IN THERE 233 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,990 ABOUT ONION RINGS. 234 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,852 OKAY, ONION RINGS. 235 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:07,334 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THROWING THEM UP OR JUST EATING THEM? 236 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,897 I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS THIS SONG MAKES HER HAPPY... 237 00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,162 'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE HER. 238 00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,344 I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK AND STARE AT CASSIDY. 239 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,375 ALLY, 240 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,747 I THINK I HAVE A CHICKEN POT PIE PROBLEM. 241 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,151 GO ON. 242 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:41,489 MORE CHICKEN POT PIE! 243 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:43,962 HERE YOU GO, DEZZYCAKES. 244 00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:50,337 YOU KNOW WHEN THE CHA-CHA PIES RUN OUT, SO DOES DEZ. 245 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,240 THEN I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY NEVER RUN OUT. 246 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,306 DEZ! 247 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,479 CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA- CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA- 248 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,780 CHA-CHA-CHA- CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA! 249 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,915 AUSTIN, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS SONG. 250 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:11,359 - THAT'S THE SONG? GREAT. - AUSTIN, WAIT! IT'S NOT DONE! 251 00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:14,391 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 252 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,234 I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG 253 00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,166 TO THE COOLEST GIRL IN HERE-- CASSIDY. 254 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,230 ( piano music playing ) 255 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:25,342 ♪ YOU'RE PERFECT, BUT NOT TOO PERFECT ♪ 256 00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:29,375 ♪ YOU'RE THE PAT OF BUTTER ON MY PANCAKE STACK ♪ 257 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:33,209 ♪ YOU'RE A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE ♪ 258 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,293 ♪ AND I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP ♪ 259 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:41,347 ♪ CASSIDY, GO OUT WITH ME... ♪ 260 00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:46,062 SOMETHING ABOUT... ♪ ONION RINGS... ♪ 261 00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:49,596 ( chuckles ) ♪ ...INGS. ♪ 262 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,320 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 263 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,851 CASSIDY HATED THE SONG 264 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,182 AND NOW SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE ME. 265 00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,394 I TOLD YOU THE SONG WASN'T READY. 266 00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:19,286 YOU CALLED HER "THE BUTTER ON MY PANCAKE STACK." 267 00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:22,059 IF ANYTHING, SHE'S THE SYRUP. 268 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,072 I JUST WROTE ALL THE STUFF YOU TOLD ME. 269 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,035 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T COMMUNICATE YOUR FEELINGS. 270 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:28,997 I CAN SO COMMUNICATE MY FEELINGS. 271 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,599 AND RIGHT NOW I'M FEELING... 272 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,170 FEELINGS! 273 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,453 ♪ AUSTIN, YOU KNOW THE RULES ♪ 274 00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,605 ♪ YOU HAVE TO SING TO THE CUSTOMERS ♪ 275 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,947 ♪ NOW SING! ♪ 276 00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:44,552 ♪ ALLY, ALL I WANTED WAS A SONG FOR CASSIDY ♪ 277 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,264 ♪ BUT YOU LET ME DOWN. ♪ 278 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:49,286 ♪ I DID THE BEST I COULD WITH WHAT YOU GAVE ME ♪ 279 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:54,059 ♪ WHY AM I SINGING? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE. ♪ 280 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,504 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF CHICKEN POT PIES ♪ 281 00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:02,096 ♪ I NEED SOME MORE NOW, PLEASE! ♪ 282 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:07,012 ♪ TRISH, GET MY DEZZY-ROO SOME MORE CHICKEN POT PIE NOW! ♪ 283 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,037 ♪ DON'T SNAP YOUR FINGERS AT ME ♪ 284 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,010 ♪ AND STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY FRIEND ♪ 285 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:17,053 ♪ EWW, DID I JUST CALL DEZZY-ROO MY FRIEND? ♪ 286 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:20,347 ♪ EWW, DID I JUST CALL HIM DEZZY-ROO? ♪ 287 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:26,231 ♪ SOMEBODY JUST GET ME MY CHICKEN POT PIE ♪ 288 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:30,056 ♪ I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS. ♪ 289 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,135 ♪ TRISH, I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ 290 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,707 ♪ YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED. ♪ 291 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,709 ♪ FI-I-I-I-I-RED! ♪ 292 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:46,482 ♪ YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, BECAUSE I QUIT ♪ 293 00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:48,076 ♪ I QUIT, I QUIT, I QUIT ♪ 294 00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:52,078 ♪ I QUIT! ♪ 295 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:53,052 OH! 296 00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:57,294 ♪ I JUST WANTED TO BE A GOOD FRIEND ♪ 297 00:15:57,287 --> 00:15:59,157 ♪ AND HELP YOU OUT ♪ 298 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,029 ♪ WHY AM I SINGING AGAIN? ♪ 299 00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,073 ♪ WELL, YOU DEFINITELY HELPED ♪ 300 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,195 ♪ YOU HELPED ME BLOW MY CHANCES WITH CASSIDY. ♪ 301 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:11,098 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR THIS. 302 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,502 ( sighs ) 303 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,346 ♪ FINE, I'LL GET MY OWN PIE. ♪ 304 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:33,691 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BLAMING ME. 305 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,303 - I WAS TRYING TO HELP. - ( door opens ) 306 00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:38,066 HEY, ALLY, GOT A SECOND? 307 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,028 - ( discordant notes ) - YEAH, SURE. 308 00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:43,631 YOU CAN GO, TRISH. THANKS FOR LISTENING. 309 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,643 HUH? 310 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,506 YOU WERE TALKING TO ME? 311 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:52,139 YES, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING NOTES. 312 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:56,052 NO, I WAS TAKING A SURVEY ABOUT HOW TO BE A BETTER LISTENER. 313 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,286 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW'D I DO? 314 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,520 I'M GONNA CALL THAT A SEVEN. ( chuckles ) 315 00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:08,226 ALLY, I'M SO SORRY. 316 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,398 I ACTED LIKE A TOTAL JERK. 317 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,160 I JUST NEVER BEEN THIS CRAZY ABOUT ANYONE. 318 00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:17,574 I GET IT. SOMETIMES CRUSHES MAKE PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS, 319 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,137 LIKE HOW I ACT LIKE A FOOL AROUND DALLAS. 320 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,610 - ( both chuckle ) - YEAH, WHENEVER HE'S AROUND, 321 00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:25,122 YOU ALWAYS SAY STUPID THINGS AND DANCE ALL GOOFY. 322 00:17:25,115 --> 00:17:27,145 WHOO! 323 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,747 WHOO-HOO! ( chuckles ) 324 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,620 CASSIDY JUST-- 325 00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:35,292 SHE MAKES MY HEART BEAT LIKE A MILE A MINUTE. 326 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,125 I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. 327 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,429 BUT YOU JUST DID. 328 00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:45,101 THAT'S THE FIRST REAL FEELING ABOUT CASSIDY YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO EXPRESS. 329 00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:47,835 YOU'RE RIGHT! WE CAN USE THAT IN A NEW SONG FOR HER! 330 00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:50,667 OH, YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA WRITE ANOTHER SONG FOR YOU 331 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,800 BECAUSE YOU FINALLY OPENED UP YOUR HEART? 332 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:54,602 YOU'RE NOT? 333 00:17:54,604 --> 00:17:56,584 OF COURSE I AM! 334 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,506 I LOVE ROMANCE! 335 00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:01,778 THANKS, ALLY. YOU'RE AWESOME. DANCE IT OUT? 336 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:07,164 OKAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 337 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,218 WHAT ABOUT-- WHAT ABOUT LIKE-- 338 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,691 IT'S OKAY. IT WAS PART OF IT. IT WAS PART OF IT. 339 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,763 IT WAS-- THAT WAS A PART OF YOUR DANCE. 340 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:24,731 EXCUSE ME, MISS. CAN YOU PLEASE SING ME THE SPECIALS? 341 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,684 I ALREADY SANG THEM FOR YOU SEVEN TIMES. 342 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,136 WELL, I'M A CUSTOMER NOW 343 00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:30,338 AND I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THEM EIGHT TIMES. 344 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,480 ( inhales deeply ) ♪ TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE ♪ 345 00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:35,292 ♪ CHICKEN PARMESAN ON A BED OF LINGUINI. ♪ 346 00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:38,285 YOU CAN STOP SINGING. WE'LL TAKE TWO OF THOSE. 347 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,822 I'M NOT GONNA EAT ANY MORE CHICKEN POT PIE, MINDY. 348 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,304 IT'S TAKING OVER MY LIFE! 349 00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:50,897 SO THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M COMING IN HERE. 350 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,800 OKAY, DEZZY-CHEEKS. 351 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:54,632 WELL, IF THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME COMING IN HERE, 352 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,874 LET ME AT LEAST GIVE YOU SOME OF OUR FAMOUS EGG SALAD ON THE HOUSE. 353 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,753 - EAT IT. - NO THANKS, I'M-- 354 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,275 I SAID EAT IT! JUST EAT IT. 355 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,450 OH NO. ( inhales deeply ) 356 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,651 ♪ ME LIKEY. ♪ 357 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,886 HEY, CASSIDY. SORRY ABOUT THAT SONG. 358 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,258 IT'S COOL. I MEAN, IT WAS WEIRD 359 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,331 BEING COMPARED TO BUTTER ON PANCAKES. 360 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,393 IF ANYTHING, I'M THE SYRUP. 361 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:26,504 YOU ARE SO THE SYRUP. 362 00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:30,396 ANYWAY, THAT SONG DIDN'T SAY WHAT I WANTED IT TO, 363 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,840 BUT THIS ONE DOES. 364 00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:33,671 GUYS! 365 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,305 ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪ 366 00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:40,648 ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT BEATING LIKE THAT ♪ 367 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,910 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪ 368 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,522 ♪ HEY-AY-AY-AY ♪ 369 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:48,385 ♪ WOULD YOU, WOULD YOU WANT IT IF I STOOD UP ABOVE THE CROWD? ♪ 370 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,788 ♪ GOT UP ON A CHAIR AND IF I SHOUTED YOUR NAME ALOUD ♪ 371 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,560 ♪ COULD YOU, COULD YOU TAKE ME, CALL ME BABY WITHOUT A DOUBT? ♪ 372 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,373 ♪ I'M SHOUTING YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW, SHOUTING YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW ♪ 373 00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:56,595 ♪ DON'T YOU GET IT, GET IT? ♪ 374 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,226 ♪ I'M NOTHING LIKE THEM OTHER ONES ♪ 375 00:19:58,228 --> 00:20:00,568 ♪ RAISED UPON THE NOTION, I AIN'T HOSTING NO RERUNS ♪ 376 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:03,270 ♪ I SAID IT, SAID IT, SAID IT, WOULDN'T LET IT BE ALL OR NONE ♪ 377 00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:05,613 ♪ 'CAUSE I AIN'T NO RERUN, I AIN'T NO RERUN ♪ 378 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,305 ♪ I'LL MAKE YOU FORGET, FORGET ♪ 379 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,678 ♪ WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR, HERE FOR ♪ 380 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,410 ♪ FOR GOODNESS SAKE, LET'S MAKE OR BREAK ♪ 381 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,893 ♪ THIS HEART 'CAUSE IT NEEDS MORE ♪ 382 00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:18,385 ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪ 383 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:20,888 ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT BEATING LIKE THAT ♪ 384 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,420 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪ 385 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,433 ♪ HEY-AY-AY-AY ♪ 386 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,696 ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪ 387 00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:31,358 ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEARTBEAT BEATING LIKE THAT ♪ 388 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:33,631 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT BEAT-BEAT-BEATING LIKE ♪ 389 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,473 ♪ HEY-AY-AY-AY ♪ 390 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:39,266 - ♪ Hey hey ♪ - ♪ LET ME HEAR YOU LIKE... ♪ 391 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:41,269 ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ 392 00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,811 - ♪ Hey hey ♪ - ♪ CAN YOU DO IT LIKE...? ♪ 393 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:46,423 ♪ Hey-ay-ay-ay. ♪ 394 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,547 ( cheering ) 395 00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,853 THAT WAS AMAZING. 396 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,634 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WROTE THAT FOR ME. 397 00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,726 THANKS. IT CAME FROM MY HEART... 398 00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:01,888 - YEAH. - ...AND MY MOUTH. 399 00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:03,431 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 400 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:04,833 I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU... 401 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,844 - YES! WHOO! - ...BUT I CAN'T. 402 00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:11,367 YOU CAN'T... WAIT TO GO OUT WITH ME? 403 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,571 MY BAND JUST GOT A RECORD DEAL. WE'RE GOING TO L.A. 404 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,513 TODAY IS MY LAST DAY. 405 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:19,506 OH. I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 406 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,449 THANKS, BLONDIE. 407 00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:23,511 I PROMISE THE SECOND I GET BACK WE'LL HAVE THAT DATE. 408 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,918 WHOO! WELL, WE'RE NOT GOING OUT. 409 00:21:31,921 --> 00:21:33,721 HER BAND'S GOING TO L.A. 410 00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:35,403 AND I MAY NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. 411 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,365 - ( chuckles ) - THEN WHY DO YOU SEEM SO HAPPY? 412 00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:39,828 BECAUSE I KNOW SHE LIKES ME, 413 00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:41,899 AND I OWE IT ALL TO ALLY. 414 00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:47,083 - ALLY? - MORE CHICKEN POT PIE! 415 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:50,376 MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM. 416 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,040 MMM MMM. 417 00:21:55,885 --> 00:21:59,715 ( to tune of "Double Take" ) ♪ I'M GONNA MAKE, MAKE, MAKE YOUR CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE! ♪ 418 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,619 BAM. WHOO! 419 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,851 ( to tune of "A Billion Hits" ) ♪ YEAH, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU WANT KETCHUP ♪ 420 00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:06,534 ♪ IT'S MY FAVORITE CONDIMENT ♪ 421 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,356 ♪ A SIDE OF FRIES IS WHAT YOU'LL GET! ♪ 422 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,359 ( to tune of "Not a Love Song" ) ♪ WE RAN OUT OF BIG HOT DOGS ♪ 423 00:22:12,362 --> 00:22:14,432 ♪ SO I GOT YOU JUST A SMALL ONE ♪ 424 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,814 ♪ IT'S NOT A FOOTLONG, NO ♪ 425 00:22:16,806 --> 00:22:18,766 ♪ IT'S NOT A FOOTLONG. ♪ 426 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:21,368 ( to tune of theme song ) ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET YOU THE COLESLAW ♪ 427 00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:24,371 ♪ GET YOU THE COLESLAW, NO SUBSTITUTIONS ♪ 428 00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:27,084 ♪ HERE'S YOUR ONION RINGS ♪ 429 00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:29,846 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DRINKS ♪ 430 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,719 ♪ I TALKED TO MY BOSS, SHE SAID YOU COULD HAVE COLESLAW ♪ 431 00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,562 ♪ YOU COULD HAVE COLESLAW, HERE'S YOUR COLESLAW. ♪ 432 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,755 BAM! WHOO! 32961

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