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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:11,075 OKAY, OFF THE BABY GRAND INTO THE TUBA. 2 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,089 - OH YES! - WHOO! 3 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,549 I'LL BE TAKING THIS. 4 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:23,218 WHAT, THERE'S NO PLAYING BALL IN THE STORE? 5 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,357 WE'LL STOP PLAYING NOW. WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR "NO FUN" RULES. 6 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,795 WHAT? ( forced laughter ) 7 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:33,070 I CAN HAVE FUN. UH, I TOOK THE BALL 8 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:36,141 'CAUSE I WANNA PLAY. 9 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,610 GRAB YOUR BOOKBAGS, 10 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:41,408 YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED. 11 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,277 ( crashes ) 12 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,378 YEAH, NO PLAYING BALL IN THE STORE. 13 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:55,162 GUESS WHO'S HAVING A QUINCEAÑERA? 14 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,489 OH, I'LL TAKE ONE! DO YOU HAVE ANY CHICKEN QUINCEAÑERAS? 15 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:00,355 I'M TRYING TO CUT BACK ON RED MEAT. 16 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,364 YOU'RE THINKING OF A QUESADILLA. 17 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,526 NO-OO. A QUESADILLA 18 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,465 IS A TRADITIONAL LATIN-AMERICAN PARTY 19 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,340 CELEBRATING A GIRL'S 15th BIRTHDAY. 20 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,209 ( grunts ) 21 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,839 THAT'S A QUINCEAÑERA. 22 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,884 AND STOP TRYING TO LEARN OTHER LANGUAGES. 23 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,509 YOU CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH. 24 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,521 TRISH, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANNA MAKE A BIG DEAL FOR YOUR 15th BIRTHDAY. 25 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,521 I DON'T, BUT MY MOM'S MAKING ME 26 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,593 BECAUSE IT'S A "FAMILY TRADITION." 27 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:31,261 I EVEN HAVE TO WEAR THIS POUFY DRESS SHE WORE TO HER QUINCEAÑERA. 28 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,862 ( whimpers ) LOOK. 29 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:36,403 ( coughing ) 30 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,600 HEY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAND-ME-DOWNS. 31 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:42,502 THIS UNDERWEAR'S BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR SIX GENERATIONS. 32 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,166 EW! 33 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,505 I'M SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY. 34 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,340 MY MOM WANTS TO GIVE A SPEECH, 35 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,406 MY BROTHER WANTS TO DO HIS MAGIC ACT 36 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,284 AND MY COUSIN DEB'S ONLY COMING TO SHOW OFF HER NEW BOYFRIEND, 37 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,884 "THE BIG CLUB OWNER." 38 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,375 WHOA WHOA WHOA, SAY THAT AGAIN. 39 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,617 I'M SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY. 40 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,622 - MY MOM WANTS TO GIVE-- - NO, THE PART ABOUT THE CLUB OWNER. 41 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,524 OH, EMILIO? 42 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,956 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T MET HIM YET. 43 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:07,401 BUT APPARENTLY HE OWNS LIKE FIVE OF THE BIGGEST CLUBS IN THE COUNTRY. 44 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,428 THIS COULD BE HUGE FOR US. 45 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,403 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - IF EMILIO SEES ME PERFORM AT YOUR PARTY, 46 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,273 HE'LL WANNA BOOK ME IN ALL HIS CLUBS. 47 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,572 THIS COULD BE YOUR FIRST NATIONAL TOUR! 48 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,674 OH, I HOPE WE GET TO PLAY IN MIAMI! 49 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,614 WE-- WE LIVE IN MIAMI. 50 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,513 I KNOW, BUT I LOVE IT HERE. 51 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,647 LISTEN TO YOU GUYS. YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 52 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:33,223 YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A QUINCEAÑERA JUST SO YOU CAN GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT. 53 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:36,364 HOW SELFISH IS THAT! ( grunts ) 54 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:40,430 YOU REALIZE YOU'LL GET A BOATLOAD OF PRESENTS, RIGHT? 55 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:43,361 GUESS WHO'S READY TO PARTY! 56 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,395 ( theme music playing ) 57 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,503 ( Ally, Dez coughing ) 58 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,610 * WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE * 59 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,339 * I BRING ON THE THUNDER 60 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,714 * 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK * 61 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,442 * AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER * 62 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,707 * YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD * 63 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,505 * YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD * 64 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,577 * AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD * 65 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,546 * WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK * 66 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,356 * WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" * 67 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,618 * AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' 68 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:13,657 * OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 69 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,734 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA * 70 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:20,004 * IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO * 71 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,003 * WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW * 72 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,006 * I OWN THIS DREAM 73 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,239 * 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME 74 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:32,377 * THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 75 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,623 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. * 76 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,392 TRISH, THIS PARTY IS ABOUT YOUR ENTRANCE INTO ADULTHOOD. 77 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,256 SO YOU SHOULD MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE TO YOUR PARTY. 78 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:51,026 I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS. 79 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,474 ( tablet beeps ) 80 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,800 HERE'S YOU ENTERING ON A MOTORCYCLE. 81 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:56,866 ( beeps ) 82 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,474 HERE'S YOU ENTERING ON A JET SKI. 83 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:01,611 ( beeps ) 84 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,742 HERE'S YOU ENTERING ON AN ELEPHANT. 85 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,679 ( huffs ) I'M NOT RIDING A STUPID ELEPHANT. 86 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:11,016 OKAY. WHAT ABOUT A SMART ELEPHANT? 87 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,451 ( beeps ) 88 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,529 DEZ, YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME. 89 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,629 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A MUCH SIMPLER IDEA. 90 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,561 YOU SWING IN OVER THE CROWD ON A JUNGLE VINE 91 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,666 LIKE AN APE MAN. ( wailing ) 92 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,440 YEAH, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. 93 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,638 OH, AUSTIN, 94 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:32,772 WHEN YOU SING AT TRISH'S PARTY, 95 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,576 DO YOU WANNA SWING IN ON A JUNGLE VINE 96 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,778 LIKE AN APE MAN? 97 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,079 THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD! 98 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,851 ( wailing ) 99 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:44,081 HMM, GO BACK TO MY NEW JOB 100 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,317 OR HANG OUT WITH YOU TWO APES? 101 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:49,324 BACK TO CHANGING DIAPERS AT THE DAY CARE IT IS. 102 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:02,466 OKAY, YOU PASS OUT THE INVITES ON THAT SIDE OF THE MALL AND I'LL GET THIS SIDE. 103 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,743 YOU'RE INVITING "GIRL FROM JEWELRY STORE"? 104 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:08,113 ( snickers ) YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME. 105 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,351 I KNOW THAT A PAIR OF DIAMOND EARRINGS WILL MAKE A GREAT QUINCEAÑERA PRESENT. 106 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,749 TRISH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 107 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:16,621 HEY, I NEED SOMETHING AT THIS PARTY TO LOOK FORWARD TO, 108 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,750 SINCE APPARENTLY IT'S FOR EVERYONE ELSE BUT ME. 109 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:22,086 MY ANNOYING BROTHER STILL WANTS ME TO LET HIM DO HIS MAGIC ACT. 110 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:25,532 DID SOMEBODY SAY MAGIC? 111 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,359 WH-- 112 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,895 - J.J.! - SO, TRISH, 113 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,570 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT LETTING ME PERFORM AT YOUR BIRTHDAY? 114 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,370 YOU CAN'T EVEN DO A SIMPLE TRICK. 115 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,902 OH, YEAH? WATCH. 116 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:41,384 NOW WITH A LITTLE ABRACADABRA... 117 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,582 - VOILA! - ( Trish laughs ) 118 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,953 I LIKE THAT TRICK. DO IT AGAIN. 119 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,658 HEY, THERE'S DALLAS, 120 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,790 THE CUTE BOY FROM THE CELL PHONE ACCESSORY CART. 121 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,926 ACT NORMAL. 122 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,939 ( chuckles ) HEY, DALLAS. CATCH THE GAME LAST NIGHT? 123 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,537 WHAT GAME? 124 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,910 UH... ( nervous laughter ) 125 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:19,813 YOU ARE TOO FUNNY. ( laughs ) 126 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,947 OKAY. 127 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,152 HEY, DALLAS, I'M HAVING A PARTY. 128 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,954 BLACK TIE OPTIONAL, GIFTS MANDATORY. 129 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,517 COOL. CAN'T WAIT. 130 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,960 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! 131 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,902 DO YOU REALLY NEED CELL PHONE ACCESSORIES THAT BADLY? 132 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:38,728 NO, I INVITED HIM 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. 133 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,766 BUT IF HE DOESN'T BRING ME A SPARKLY CELL PHONE CASE, 134 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,701 HE'S NOT GETTING DINNER. 135 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,836 BUT HE CAN'T COME TO YOUR PARTY. 136 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,942 I GET SO NERVOUS AROUND HIM, I CAN BARELY TALK. 137 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,784 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK. JUST DANCE WITH HIM. 138 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:53,450 THEY'LL PLAY A SLOW SONG, YOU'LL TOUCH HANDS, 139 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,451 STARE INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES 140 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,593 AND BOOM! INSTANT BOYFRIEND. 141 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,689 AT LEAST THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENS ON THAT REALITY SHOW, 142 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,461 "BOOM! INSTANT BOYFRIEND." 143 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:06,191 YOU KNOW I CAN'T DANCE, TRISH. 144 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,996 I'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK TALKING TO HIM. 145 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,458 SORRY, I LEFT MY DRINK ON YOUR TABLE. 146 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,968 OR MAYBE YOU LEFT OUR TABLE UNDER YOUR DRINK. 147 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,770 ( nervous laughter ) 148 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,812 I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DANCE. 149 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,024 HEY, ALLY, CHECK THESE MOVES OUT. 150 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,478 I NEED AN AWESOME PERFORMANCE AT TRISH'S PARTY 151 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,488 IF I'M GONNA SCORE THAT NATIONAL TOUR. 152 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,960 - ( music playing ) - ( exhales ) 153 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,789 ( snickers ) 154 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,059 WHASSUP? 155 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:50,274 ( sighs ) WOW, I WISH I COULD DANCE LIKE THAT. 156 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,103 TRISH THINKS I CAN WIN DALLAS OVER 157 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,038 IF I DANCE WITH HIM AT HER PARTY, 158 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,813 BUT I'VE ONLY GOT ONE GOOD MOVE. 159 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,811 THAT'S YOUR GOOD MOVE? 160 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,054 I MUST BE THE WORST DANCER IN THE HISTORY OF DANCING. 161 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,254 OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 162 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,056 DANCING'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER. THERE MUST BE SOMEONE WORSE. 163 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,759 GEE, THANKS. 164 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,562 LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT DANCING WITH DALLAS. 165 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,825 SLOW DANCING IS EASY. JUST FOLLOW THE GUY'S LEAD. 166 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,074 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SHOW ME? 167 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,768 ( chuckles ) SURE. 168 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,604 ( music playing ) 169 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,036 - OKAY, READY? - OKAY. 170 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,871 RIGHT ABOUT THERE. 171 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,806 OH, SORRY, I JUST STEPPED ON YOUR FOOT. 172 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,582 ( laughs ) ACTUALLY THAT WAS YOUR FOOT. 173 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,954 JUST FOLLOW ME. YOU CAN DO THIS. 174 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,557 - ( snickers ) - HEY, I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS. 175 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,289 - OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA SPIN YOU. - NO NO NO! OH. 176 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,094 ( laughs ) 177 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,697 OH! THIS IS HOPELESS. 178 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,830 THERE'S NO WAY I'M DANCING AT THE PARTY TOMORROW. 179 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,295 ( groans ) 180 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,804 YEAH. AND NEITHER AM I. 181 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,846 DON'T WORRY, AUSTIN. DR. DEZ IS HERE. 182 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,594 RULE 1 FOR A SPRAIN-- YOU'VE GOTTA PUT ICE ON IT. 183 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,118 ( grunts ) 184 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,657 ( squeals ) OW! 185 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:22,002 OKAY, THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING. 186 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,629 UH, LET'S TRY ACUPUNCTURE. 187 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,066 YOU KNOW WHAT? 188 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,000 I'M GOOD. 189 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:33,707 MAN, THIS STINKS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PERFORM 190 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,811 AT TRISH'S PARTY IF I CAN'T EVEN STAND UP? 191 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:39,153 THAT EMILIO GUY IS NEVER GONNA BOOK ME AT HIS CLUBS. 192 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,949 I'VE GOT IT! 193 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,821 WE ALREADY HAVE THE JUNGLE VINE FOR YOUR ENTRANCE. 194 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,950 WHY DON'T YOU DO THE ENTIRE SHOW FLYING ABOVE THE CROWD? 195 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,686 THE JUNGLE VINE THING IS COOL. 196 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,692 AUSTIN, I AM SO SORRY. 197 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,634 NOBODY FEELS WORSE ABOUT THIS THAN I DO. 198 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,700 WELL, YOU PROBABLY DO BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE, 199 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,928 BUT I'M A CLOSE SECOND. 200 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,674 IT'S OKAY, ALLY. DEZ CAME UP WITH A WAY 201 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,170 FOR ME TO STILL GIVE A COOL PERFORMANCE. 202 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,901 AT LEAST THE PARTY WON'T BE RUINED FOR BOTH OF US. 203 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,637 YOU'RE STILL GONNA DANCE WITH DALLAS. 204 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,844 I'LL COACH YOU. DEZ, YOU BE DALLAS. 205 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,836 ALLY, YOU BE ALLY. 206 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,078 AW, I WANT TO BE ALLY. 207 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,784 DEZ, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 208 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:20,087 ( sighs ) FINE, I'LL BE DALLAS. 209 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,187 HEY, ALLY. YOU ALWAYS STARE AT ME 210 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,726 AND SAY WEIRD THINGS. WANNA DANCE? 211 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,865 IT'S NOT QUITE HOW I IMAGINED THE MOMENT, 212 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,802 BUT OKAY. 213 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,735 OKAY, JUST FOLLOW DEZ'S LEAD. 214 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:40,743 A SIMPLE ONE-TWO ONE-TWO. 215 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,214 - ( giggles ) - ( groans ) 216 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,953 YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST! 217 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,848 IT'S A SLOW DANCE. 218 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,020 ( chuckles ) 219 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,848 ( whispers ) ONE, TWO. 220 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,224 OKAY, LET'S CALL IT A MEDIUM DANCE. 221 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,993 ( mutters ) 222 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,825 THERE YOU GO, ALLY. YOU'RE DOING IT! 223 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,800 - ( laughs softly ) - YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT AT THIS PARTY. 224 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,159 NOW LET'S TRY A SPIN. 225 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,896 OH, I LOVE THIS PART! 226 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:22,719 WOW, TRISH'S MOM REALLY WENT ALL OUT. 227 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,850 I FEEL SO BAD. I FORGOT TO BRING HER A PRESENT. 228 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,785 I DON'T THINK SHE'LL NOTICE. 229 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,058 DO YOU SEE DALLAS? I CAN'T WAIT TO DANCE WITH HIM. 230 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,804 I WONDER IF EMILIO IS HERE YET. 231 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,999 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW HIM MY PERFORMANCE. - ( chuckles ) 232 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,839 ¿QUE PASA, AMIGOS? 233 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,799 WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT POUFY SUIT? 234 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,267 YOU SAW TRISH'S DRESS. 235 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,905 I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAS TO WEAR POUFY STUFF. 236 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,078 OOH, TRISH IS ABOUT TO MAKE HER BIG ENTRANCE. 237 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,983 WE WANT TO THANK ALL OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS 238 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,986 FOR COMING TO TRISH'S QUINCEAÑERA. 239 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,988 NOW INTRODUCING THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, 240 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:04,021 PATRICIA MARIA DE LA ROSA. 241 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,757 - ( cheering ) - WHO? 242 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,764 I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE FOR TRISH. 243 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,496 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TRISH'S NEW DRESS. 244 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,900 SHE DIDN'T WANNA WEAR HER MOM'S 245 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,972 BECAUSE IT WASN'T HER STYLE. 246 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,911 OH, THAT'S MUCH MORE TRISH. 247 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,310 - SHE LOOKS GREAT. - ( chuckles ) 248 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,051 YEAH, ZEBRA IS DEFINITELY HER COLOR. 249 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,148 WE'RE SO PROUD OF TRISH. SHE'S SUCH A HARD WORKER. 250 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,092 I REMEMBER WHEN SHE GOT HER FIRST JOB 251 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,019 AT THE BOOKSTORE AND THEN THE NEXT DAY 252 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,924 SHE GOT A JOB AT THE BAKERY 253 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,026 AND THEN AN HOUR LATER SHE QUIT AND GOT A JOB AT THE PET SHOP, 254 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,888 - AND-- OH. - OKAY, MOM! 255 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,057 LET'S GET TO THE GIFTS. WHOO! 256 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,226 HONEY, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PRESENTS. ( chuckles ) 257 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,325 TONIGHT IS A MAGICAL NIGHT. 258 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,967 DID SOMEBODY SAY MAGIC? 259 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,943 ( gasps ) 260 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,812 IT'S TIME FOR THE TRADITIONAL FIRST DANCE. 261 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,812 PLEASE JOIN TRISH AND HER FATHER ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 262 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,845 ( slow music playing ) 263 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,222 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO DANCE WITH DALLAS. 264 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,324 - I'M NERVOUS. - DON'T BE. 265 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,216 YOU WERE GREAT DANCING YESTERDAY WITH DEZ. 266 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,358 - JUST PRETEND DALLAS IS DEZ. - A-ALL RIGHT. 267 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,363 - IT'S JUST A SLOW DANCE. - QUIT STALLING. 268 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,126 STALLING? I AM NOT STALLING. ( chuckles nervously ) 269 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,966 "STALLING," THAT'S A FUNNY WORD. 270 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,871 BET YOU CAN'T SAY IT 10 TIMES FAST-- STALLING STALLING STALLING 271 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,114 - STALLING STALLING-- - ALLY! 272 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,938 OKAY, I'LL-- I'LL ASK HIM, 273 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,914 BUT THIS SONG IS ALMOST OVER. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT 274 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,413 UNTIL THEY PLAY ANOTHER SLOW SONG. 275 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,323 ( upbeat music playing ) 276 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,221 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVEN'T PLAYED ANOTHER SLOW SONG! 277 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,194 IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS, THE PARTY'S ALMOST OVER. 278 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,894 I CAN'T BELIEVE EMILIO HASN'T SHOWN UP YET. 279 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,227 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY SHRIMP I CAN FIT IN MY POUFY PANTS. 280 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,871 AUSTIN, EMILIO'S GONNA BE HERE IN 15 MINUTES. 281 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,172 WE ONLY HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY ONE SONG 282 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,944 'CAUSE WE LOSE THIS SPACE AT 10:00. 283 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,312 I'LL GO GET THE JUNGLE VINE READY. 284 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,092 ( slow music playing ) 285 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,619 THEY'RE FINALLY PLAYING A SLOW SONG. 286 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,923 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO DANCE WITH DALLAS. 287 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,656 I'M GOING. 288 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,660 ( stammers ) B-BUT I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS WATCHING. 289 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,932 - I'M ALREADY NERVOUS ENOUGH. - OKAY, WE WON'T WATCH. 290 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,038 UH, HEY, DALLAS. 291 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,171 HI, ALLY. 292 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,275 FUN PARTY, HUH? LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC. 293 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,449 IT REALLY PUTS ME IN A DANCING MOOD. 294 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,478 ( chuckles ) 295 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,052 ( laughs nervously ) WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 296 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,085 DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I WAS DANCING. 297 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,061 WEIRD, RIGHT? JUST ME... 298 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,391 DANCING... 299 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,926 ALL BY MYSELF. 300 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,934 OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 301 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,067 DO YOU WANNA DANCE WITH ME? 302 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,001 NO, THANKS. 303 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,936 OH, PHEW. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS SO NERVOUS. 304 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,343 I FEEL SO MUCH-- 305 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,214 WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAY NO? 306 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,083 YEAH. SORRY. 307 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,915 Austin: WAIT UP. 308 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,964 ALLY, I'M SO SORRY. 309 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,990 IT'S OKAY. 310 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,125 THIS NIGHT ISN'T ABOUT ME. 311 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,100 AUSTIN'S GONNA GIVE A GREAT PERFORMANCE 312 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,429 AND TRISH, YOU GOT A HUGE CAKE AND A TABLE FULL OF PRESENTS. 313 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,125 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 314 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,537 LOOK OUT! 315 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,280 ( gasping, screaming ) 316 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,253 SEE? EVERYTHING'S FINE! 317 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,333 DEZ, ARE YOU OKAY? 318 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,034 ( spits ) YEAH, I'M FINE. 319 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,137 I WAS TESTING OUT THE JUNGLE VINE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY UNTIED. 320 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,440 THIS IS TERRIBLE! YOU DESTROYED MY PRESENTS, 321 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,413 YOU BROKE THE DEEJAY'S TURNTABLE 322 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,142 AND PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO LEAVE. 323 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:20,147 BY THE TIME EMILIO GETS HERE, EVERYONE'S GONNA BE GONE. 324 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,150 I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE ME PERFORM WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE. 325 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,093 GET THEM TO STICK AROUND FOR 10 MORE MINUTES WHILE I GO TALK TO ALLY. 326 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,089 HOW AM I GONNA GET EVERYONE TO STAY? I'M NOT A MAGICIAN. 327 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,492 DID SOMEBODY SAY MAGICIAN? 328 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,096 FINE, YOU CAN DO YOUR MAGIC. 329 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,569 BUT NO CARD TRICKS. 330 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,311 AND I WILL NOW CUT MY SISTER IN HALF. 331 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,208 DO A CARD TRICK. DO A CARD TRICK! 332 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:54,110 NOW WITH A LITTLE ABRACADABRA... 333 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,517 - ( thumps ) - AND A LITTLE MORE ABRACADABRA... 334 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,121 ( bangs ) 335 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,131 - OH. - ( applause ) 336 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,128 VOILA! 337 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,101 BRAVO. NOW PUT ME BACK TOGETHER. 338 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,601 YEAH, UH, 339 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,643 ABOUT THAT... ( winces ) 340 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,210 ALLY, WHERE ARE YOU? I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER. 341 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,110 UNDER WHERE? 342 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,113 ( snickers ) I JUST SAID "UNDERWEAR." 343 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,150 - I'M UNDER HERE! - OH. 344 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,293 - WHY ARE YOU HIDING? - I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 345 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,356 I CAN'T SHOW MY FACE IN FRONT OF DALLAS. 346 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,834 FORGET ABOUT HIM. HE'S NOT THAT GREAT. 347 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,503 YOU'RE RIGHT. 348 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,872 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY I LIKE HIM. 349 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,240 JUST BECAUSE HE HAS DARK HAIR 350 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,340 AND KIND EYES AND A GREAT SMILE. 351 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,513 OKAY, I REMEMBER EXACTLY WHY I LIKE HIM. 352 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,853 THAT GUY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING. YOU'RE AWESOME. 353 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,119 ( groans ) 354 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,219 HEY, GUYS. 355 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,190 AUSTIN, EMILIO FINALLY GOT HERE. 356 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,548 YOU'VE GOTTA SING YOUR SONG NOW. 357 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,386 HANG ON, I'M TALKING TO ALLY. 358 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,561 THERE'S NO TIME. THEY'RE ALREADY STARTING TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP. 359 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,502 OH... 360 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,229 YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 361 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,195 YEAH. GO KICK SOME BUTT 362 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,244 AND GET YOURSELF BOOKED IN THOSE CLUBS. 363 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,175 "MAKING SOMEONE DISAPPEAR," 364 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:32,208 "TURNING SOMEONE INTO A CHICKEN"... 365 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,316 NOTHING ON PUTTING SOMEONE BACK TOGETHER! 366 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,294 J.J., SHOW'S OVER. I'VE GOTTA PERFORM. 367 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,389 HE HAS TO PUT ME BACK TOGETHER! 368 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,491 THERE'S NO TIME! 369 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,692 WH-WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS?! 370 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,229 THAT'S EMILIO IN THE GREEN TIE. 371 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,470 THANKS. 372 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,307 HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M AUSTIN MOON! 373 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,338 THANKS FOR STAYING-- ESPECIALLY EMILIO, THE CLUB OWNER. 374 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,447 - I'M GONNA SING A SONG FOR YOU. - ( music playing ) 375 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,598 - YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP. - ( music stops ) 376 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,570 I REALLY WANTED TO SING FOR YOU GUYS, 377 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,238 BUT THERE'S ONLY TIME FOR ONE SONG 378 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,238 AND I'D RATHER SPEND THAT TIME DANCING WITH ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS. 379 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,671 AW, MAN, SO SWEET. 380 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,736 NOT YOU. 381 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,605 ALLY. 382 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,349 UH-- 383 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,220 AUSTIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 384 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,722 YOU'RE MISSING YOUR CHANCE WITH EMILIO. 385 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:51,323 HEY, IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAT THE COOLEST GIRL HERE FINALLY GETS HER DANCE. 386 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,992 HIT IT! 387 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,226 ( slow music playing ) 388 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,436 OH, THANKS, AUSTIN. THIS IS SO SWEET. 389 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,476 OKAY, READY? TIME FOR THE DIP. 390 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:15,381 - DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN TRUST ME. - ( horn honks ) 391 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,515 PARTY'S OVER! 392 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,486 SORRY. YOU CAN TRUST ME 393 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,761 WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T BLAST AN AIR HORN IN MY EAR. 394 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,258 Trish: THANKS FOR COMING! 395 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,425 THERE BETTER BE GIFT RECEIPTS IN THOSE BOXES! 396 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,671 DEB, EMILIO! YOU MADE IT. 397 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,500 SO SORRY, TRISH. THERE WAS A PROBLEM AT ONE OF MY CLUBS. 398 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,606 SOME GUY GOT MAD ON THE 13th HOLE 399 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,668 AND DROVE A GOLF CART INTO THE LAKE. 400 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,477 WHOA, COOL! 401 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,549 YOU HAVE GOLF CARTS AND LAKES AT YOUR NIGHTCLUBS? 402 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,348 NIGHTCLUBS? I OWN COUNTRY CLUBS. 403 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,421 OH-HH. 404 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,421 EXCUSE ME, SIR. I'M AUSTIN MOON. 405 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,423 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET TO PERFORM FOR YOU TONIGHT, 406 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,285 BUT I WAS REALLY HOPING TO PLAY AT ONE OF YOUR CLUBS. 407 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,794 SURE, SON. HOW'S 6:00 A.M. TOMORROW? 408 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,426 I USUALLY DON'T PLAY THAT EARLY, BUT OKAY. 409 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:07,503 AUSTIN, HE OWNS COUNTRY CLUBS, NOT NIGHTCLUBS. 410 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,704 Both: OH-HH. 411 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,637 YEAH, I DON'T PLAY GOLF OR GET UP AT 6:00 A.M. 412 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,444 BUT THANKS FOR THE INVITE. 413 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,606 NO PROBLEM. 414 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,582 SORRY THIS NIGHT DIDN'T WORK OUT, AUSTIN. 415 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,585 I STILL HAD FUN. I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, 416 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,748 EAT SOME SHRIMP FROM DEZ'S PANTS. 417 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,717 AND I LEARNED A LITTLE ESPAÑOL. 418 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,726 ¿HOLA? STILL IN HERE! 419 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,459 WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER, TRISH. 420 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,465 WHOA, NOT SO FAST. I GOTTA SAY I LIKE HANGING OUT 421 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,728 WITH THIS HALF OF TRISH MUCH BETTER. 422 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,096 HILARIOUS. 423 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,903 OOF-- OW! 424 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,308 HEY, ALLY. 425 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,678 OH, HEY. 426 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,052 YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT DANCER. 427 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,080 I COULD NEVER HAVE PULLED THAT OFF. THAT'S WHY I SAID NO TO YOU. 428 00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,616 I MEAN, I WANTED TO DANCE WITH YOU. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW. 429 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,763 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T DANCE? 430 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,631 - THAT IS AMAZING! - IT IS?! 431 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,560 YEAH. I CAN'T DANCE EITHER. LOOK. 432 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,704 OH, WOW. THAT IS PRETTY BAD. 433 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,443 BUT NOT WORSE THAN THIS. 434 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,609 ( laughs ) OKAY OKAY. 435 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,438 WHOOP-WHOOP... 436 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,814 YEAH, OR WHAT ABOUT-- UM-UM... 437 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,842 WELL, TONIGHT WAS A BUST. 438 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:28,417 LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING ON A NATIONAL TOUR ANYTIME SOON. 439 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,478 YEAH. AND ALL I HAVE ARE BROKEN PRESENTS. 440 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,815 THEY'RE NOT ALL BROKEN. WHOA! 441 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,894 - ( shatters ) - YEAH, THEY'RE ALL BROKEN. 442 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,663 WELL, THE NIGHT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. 443 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,566 - AT LEAST ALLY CAME OUT A WINNER. - LOOK. 444 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,804 ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE THERE ARE NO WINNERS. 32744

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