All language subtitles for Alien.Addiction.2018.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

I'm the best here,
that's for sure.

Okay, I'm a lot better than you.

Aye? What game
are you playing, G?

Nah, actually, you want to
know who is a beast though?

The Secret G straight up.

No, Moses is the
best. Hands down.

The Secret already
beat Moses, bro.

He's the all-time
champion of Galaxy Gods.

Ooh, well, if you want to
be anything like the Secret,

what are you gonna
do to beat Tama's card?

Oh, sorry then,
you pretty good, bro.

What are you laughing
at, Riko? Hurry up and go.

Oh, is it my turn?

Oh, bro, just hurry up,
man. I'm sick of this shit.

I don't know if I can
beat Tama's card, eh.

Fuck up. What have
you got? Come on.

- Oh, fuck.
- Aliens. Shit.

Now, that's bullshit.
He can't even play that.

No, he can like he only
played a Gold Token.

If one of us had like a Bloodstone or a
Monkey God, we could have beaten him.

Is this the Monkey God?

Why didn't you play it, Tama?

Because Hemi told me to
save it 'til the next round.

What the fuck, Hemi?

Oh, it's just standard play when
you're trying to gain more points

and how was I supposed to know
that he was gonna play that card?

I haven't seen it in ages.

Boy, you guys are shit,
here give us your cards.

Bro, if we withdraw now, we'll
be able to reveal his high cards.

Yes!

Fuck off. You can't do that.

- Yes, you can.
- No, you can't.

Yes, you can, bro.
You need to play Tama.

I'm not playing Tama.

- Play me.
- No.

- Play me.
- Nah, cunt.

- Play me.
- No, cunt.

Why won't you play me?

Do you wanna bong?

Yeah.

Bro, that bong was ruthless, G.

Cup of tea for you fellas, Riko.

Auntie, we're all good..

Thank you very much, Mrs. T.

- Oh, you're a nice boy.
- Thank you.

Enjoy these, lads.

Drink your tea, too.
It's good for you.

They look delicious.
Thank you, Mrs. T.

Ka pai, eat up.

What the fuck is this?

She gets confused with
the salt and the sugar.

Dick, you knew that.

Yeah, these are pretty nice.

Oh, bro, that tastes like piss.

Ah, that means
she put jimbu in it.

What the fuck is jimbu?

Something that tastes like piss.

I thought you were hungry as.

Bro, what's up with tea? I
thought we were going hard tonight.

Yeah, tea relaxes you. Skull up.

Yeah, bro, so I had this
one guy on the ground

and I just fucking
smacked him in the face.

Like I was just booting this guy and
there's about 10 of them around me

and I'm pretty sure
one of them had a knife.

But they weren't going to step out and fuck
with me because they knew not to hurt me

because I wouldn't
feel anything.

Didn't one guy
already smash you?

Nah, like one guy got like a little hit in
and I had like a little bit of a blood nose

but it was like fucking nothing because
I've been conditioned to take hits.

So I don't like feel anything.

- You could hit me right now and I wouldn't feel anything.
- Mate.

- Eh, Riko?
- Hit him.

- Yeah, go and like hit me. Hit me.
- Hit him.

- You wanna go?
- Yeah, hit me.

I reckon you'll drop nuts.

Well, at least my
nuts have dropped.

That's my boy.

You're a big talker, eh?

Yeah, well, you're a little pussy
bitch because you can't hit me.

- You little pussy bitch.
- Yeah.

- Fuck off, Riko.
- Let's go to the pub.

Let's go see some
girls, or something.

Yeah, that's us.

Yeah, hard, G.

Oh, what?

I didn't know you were
actually gonna hit me.

Fuck, you're an egg, bro.

Hey, Tama, race starts now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My engine's not finished.

I'm beating you.

Your car's a piece of shit!

It's stripped, it's light as fuck
and that's why I'm winning!

Weight doesn't matter
when it comes to top speed.

It's all about
horsepower, bitch!

Then why am I
overtaking you, you cunt!

- What did he say?
- He said your car is shit!

Fuck off!

Speed's all good but it's
about the brains, motherfucker.

Riko. Riko. Riko. Oh, shit.

Wake up. Oi.

You got fuckin' rolled, G.

- Shame cunt, shame cunt.
- You got me. You got me.

Riko? Riko? Riko?

- That was fucking good.
- Fuck up. You're... Fuck, you're a dumb-ass.

That was me! That was good.
That was fucking good, G.

You got your gun? You got
your gun? You got your gun?

- You got your gun? Go, go, go grab it.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.

Grab it, grab it, hurry up.

Oh, what the fuck?

What have you done?
Oh, no! No, Riko!

- No, no, fuck!
- Is he dead?

Yes, he's dead.

Riko, no.

Oh, no, come on. Come
on. Come on, please.

Oh, fuck. Shit, sorry, bro.

Oh, fuck!

Wankers, put that gun away.

Fuck, you're a good cunt, G.

Got him!

Put that fucking gun
away. It's dangerous.

Bro, what are you talking about?

- Oh, shit.
- We can do whatever we want.

We are in the middle
of nowhere. Okay?

So, you need to chill out. It's not
like I'm gonna shoot anyone, jeez.

Fuck. Well, just remember,
alright, race is still on, bitch!

Shit.

♪ Liquor, liquor, liquor Mr. Liquor
can you please Give me a 40 ♪

♪ So I can ride the
horsey The horsey ♪

♪ And I know that I might
go Crazy if I don't get some ♪

♪ Please give me some
liquor Put it in my system ♪

♪ Now listen Liquor,
liquor, liquor ♪

♪ Mr. Liquor can you
please Give me a 40 ♪

Boys, they are way
out of our league.

Out of your league, G.

- Go, bring them over.
- Go, you pussy.

I'm a pussy, yeah, who's
the one going to do it?

Stop talking about it.

I'll... I'll do it now, shut up.

If you were a
banana, I'd split you.

I mean, if you were a
banana, I'd find you appealing.

Huh?

Anymore?

Fuck, okay.

If I was a fly, I'd
be all over your shit.

I mean, oh, fuck.

If I was a fly, I would be all
over you because you're the shit.

Okay, wait.

Take a look around.
Take a look around.

Take a look at my
mates. Ugly as fuck.

Yeah, you're not gonna
get much better than this.

I'm just being honest, so what I will
do for you is do you a favor. Okay?

Okay.

After you guys have had a few
hours exploring whatever is here,

there's nothing here,
something's gonna sink in.

And it will probably
be this face, here.

And when that happens,
you give me a call, okay?

Footage has emerged of the large
fireball that lit up the sky at 3:30 today

in the Waikato region.

Oh, Johnny, you
fucking see that?

Ah, oh, fuck. The
fucking sky is falling, B.

Oh, cheers Johnny.

No, no, no, the hangi
is next weekend.

Experts say that it was a large meteor
that burned up in the atmosphere.

Whoa, that's from
around here, eh.

There have been no
reports of damage or impact.

Authorities urge residents
of Whakamaru or Mangakino

- to contact the police if
any more information...

- Hey, Riko, I
forgot to tell you

that I saw your Auntie
the other day at the dairy

and she was babbling on about
some tracking devices in milk cartons.

Fuck, I don't know.

Fuck, I reckon, just...
just for society's sake,

she probably needs to be
locked up in a loony bin, eh?

Bro, has she done
anything to hurt you, bro?

- No.
- Then shut the fuck up, cunt.

Oh, come on, Riko.

Shit, Hemi.

Whatever, he's
just a sooky bubba.

Sometimes I wonder if
he's crazy like his Auntie.

- You all good, bro?
- Yeah, I'm sweet, bro.

But fuck, I'm gonna
drop him, G, straight up.

- Who, Hemi?
- Yeah, fuck Hemi, bro.

I'm over him talking shit
about my fucking Auntie.

I know she's crazy, bro.
She says weird ass shit, bro.

She cooks weird ass
shit. I still eat it, bro.

I fucking love her, bro.

Hard, bro, let's
go get some food.

Yeah, fuck hard.

Fuck, I'm pretty wasted, G.

You're not driving. You're
coming with me. Come on.

No, my fucking bike, bro.

Leave it here. We'll pick it up
another time. Come on, get in.

Everyone thinks it sounds cheesy
but Ronaldo has such soft skin.

He is so hot.

You should feel like his hair
when I run my fingers through it.

I'm not boring you, am I?

- OMG, it's him.
- Who?

The fucking guy. He's back.

OMG, he is so hot.

Welcome to Red Ringas.

- What are you getting?
- I'm gonna get, uh...

Can I please have the
chili-con-carnage, please?

One Carnage!

Why don't you get
something different.

- You always eat chili...
- Because the chili-con-carnage is mean.

And I want a flaming
red ringa burger.

Do you want breast or thigh?

I want breast.

Mm-Hm.

Food ready.

Hey, boys, you want to
finish off with some dessert?

Fuck. Auntie, what's
wrong with the door?

Get in here.

Why do you have cans? Why do
you have these cans on the door?

Shh, shh! They're out there.

- Who's out there?
- Aliens, they're outside. I've seen them.

- There's no one outside.
- Yes, there is, Riko!

They're out there. It's
true. I've seen them.

What? You've seen what?

There's... there's... You
haven't seen anything.

I've seen an
eyeball in the toilet.

It was swimming
around in the toilet.

It swam up, looked at me,
and then swam away again.

You saw an eyeball in
the toilet? Are you serious?

My mate sees you in the dairy
and he hears you talking crazy stuff.

And now you're talking
about an eyeball and what?

Did it pop up in the
toilet? And say hi?

No eyeball saw
you in the toilet.

You're talking about aliens
outside. There's nothing in this toilet.

Do you see any
fucking alien in there?

You better watch your bloody
mouth, boy, or you can get out!

I'm sorry, Auntie.

Have you... have you
been taking your pills?

Oh, of course, I've
been taking my pills.

- Who do you think I am?
- I am sorry for getting you upset.

Well! You don't
bloody believe me, eh?

- Let's just have some tea.
- Jeez!

Yo, 'sup? 'Sup, hello?

Hello, I met you at the
bar. Can I come over?

Are you serious? Oh, my... Fuck.

I mean, yeah! I mean, oh, shit,
um, I'll... I'll text you the address.

Oh, shit. Just come, come
around the back because my aunt...

Uh, the dogs. There's
dogs out on the street.

Okay. I will see you soon.
I am looking forward to it.

Are you sure? Oh, thank you. I
mean, yeah. Yeah. I'll see you soon.

Oh. Oh, shit!

Okay, son, let's do it. You
look good. You are tough.

Mm, she called
you. She called you!

You want this D?
You want this D?

You're gonna get
it all up in your P.

Uh-huh, and we're going to spell

Penetration Detention.

How... how, uh...
How was your night?

Hey, you look cold.
Do you want a blanket?

Yeah, I can put it over you
while I bend that ass over.

Hey, did you want some food?

Because I can give you
these nuts, motherfucker, no!

What? What are you saying?
Ba boosh! Ba boosh! Ba boosh!

You like that? Huh?
You do like that?

My name is Riko but
you can call me beast. Ah!

Yes, Riko!

Shhhhhh!

They can hear you, you know?

What the fuck, Auntie?

Get out! Get out!

They are in the walls.

What are you doing
sitting there? Get out!

Get out! She's not leaving.

Hold on, let me finish. Hold on.

Oh, yeah.

What the fuck?

Hey, you've got a small dick.

What?

L, shut up. You
got a small dick, too.

You fucking both
got small dicks.

You talk about
seeing my big dick?

This big fucking dick here, I'll fuckin'
tie your little small dicks together.

You didn't see
this big dick today.

Still got a small dick!

They can hear you, you know?

They're in the walls.

, boy, what's wrong?

I think, um... I think
I saw something.

You've seen the aliens,
eh? You saw them?

- I've seen them too...
- Wait, wait, wait. Just wait, Aunt.

Just let me think.

, boy, but I'm glad
you've seen them.

Now you've seen them,
now you can't call me crazy.

I've seen some freaky stuff
when we were on tour in Australia.

I was with the band Jinko.

Mind you we were smoking some
pretty strong Te Puke thunder.

We were taking some acid, too.

But anyway, all that stuff
it just opens up your mind

and allows you to see the stuff
that's really right there, in our toilet.

And I saw two aliens outside
when I was doing the gardens.

I didn't see anything.

You've seen
them. It's all right.

So, I believe you, millions
wouldn't, but I believe you.

What the fuck? Nah, nah, nah.

Hello! You're on my farm.

Oh, shit, ah!

Fucking aliens terrorize

a salacious swingers romp.

Right, and you're sure
we can write the F word?

Of course, we can use the
fucking F word. It's my blog.

I can do whatever
the fuck I want.

With 2 million subscribers
who would do whatever I say.

We can tell them to go and
jump and they probably would.

Oh, I'm feeling it.
Saleem, I'm feeling it.

The muses, the
muses are talking to me.

Okay. Open a doc... open a
Word document. Okay, here we go.

Sorry, sometimes they
take a bit of time. Okay.

"Are we intruding?"
The alien said.

Jenny removed the
dildo from her brother.

Great. Okay, the meteor is going
to come crashing down into the dam.

It's going to rip it open and it's going
to flood a village of indigenous people,

the last Maori tribe.

Great.

I just wish we could do a story with...
with less titles and no fake aliens,

just something with
scientific documentation.

Scientific? No one reads
scientific documentation, Saleem.

Okay, we need a story with guts!

We need a story with UFOs,
aliens, stuff like that. Exciting stuff.

So, when the meteor enters the atmosphere,
assuming it doesn't disintegrate...

- Yeah.
- It will be landing exactly in this area right here.

Oh, crap. How far away is
that? Okay, let's just go. Let's go.

So, we should be
there in 62 minutes.

62 minutes, we should be in
there, but it's hitting in an hour.

- Yes, I know...
- Oh, Saleem, we have to be there faster.

Why did you let me
stop at that cafe?

Look, we could still make it if we
increase it 20 kilometers an hour.

The coffee wasn't even worth...

Oh, shit.

Did you... did you
just hit a quail?

Was it a quail? I don't...
I don't think I hit it. Did I?

Yes, you did. I...
saw the feathers.

Should... should we
just go back and look?

You have seen
the Lion King, right?

It's the circle of life.
We don't need to...

Something will
come along and eat it

and it will be thankful
that we killed it for it. So...

- Look, the Lion King...
- I don't think we need to worry about the quail, okay?

The quail is the
least of our worries.

- But we could just, uh... We could still make it.
- No.

- We could...
- It is dead, Saleem.

The quail is dead. Give me that.

Peter. Peter.

Alright, so, according to
my calculations I think...

I am certain that the meteorite
will be flying over that area

in approximately 15 seconds.

Okay, perfect.

Now what we're going to
do is we're going to sell it that

the aliens are traveling in the meteor's
slipstream, okay? That's what we're doing.

- Now is the camera ready? Come on.
- Okay.

So later you can edit a
UFO behind the meteor,

or like they're sneaking
in behind it, undetected.

Oh, shit.

- Did you get that?
- I sure did.

- Okay.
- Beautiful.

Holy shit! Run!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck off! Fuck, fuck off!

I'm a fucking black belt. My Uncle is
Jackie Chan! My Uncle's Jackie Chan.

Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck off!

That's funny, eh?

Ow, ha-ha-ha.

Yeah, that's funny.

Chur. Chur, Chur.

I... Chur, hi.

. Chur.

Yo, what's up?

Who are you?

Gurgus.

Gurgus.

Ge... Gurgus? Riko.

Hi. Who are you?

Did you say Jeff? Oh,
that's a mean name. Jeff.

Oh, yeah, so Jeff. Gurgus.

You's were snooping
around my Auntie's house.

Why?

Why, why, why? What the fuck?

Did you just smoke
shit from my house?

What the fuck?

Ha-ha.

You're smoking shit! Like, shit.

No, what the, ooh!
Fuck off, Gurgus. No.

No, I smoke like actual
good shit. Not shit.

Yeah. Fucking aliens.

Hey, so you see these trees?

Yeah, we like cut them
down and shit to like make...

turn into like monies
and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is the stuff we
use to wipe our ass for the shit.

So, you guys actually have a way better way
of disposing it because you like smoke it.

Fuck, it just disappears.

I agree, Riko.

What the fuck? You could
speak this whole time?

We have just recalibrated
our communications systems.

Oh, shit. Fuck, what is that?

Can you change your voice?

'Cause you like sound
Australian like. Ugh.

Is this better?

That's way better, G.
Yeah, my Jeff. My Jeff.

Okay, listen up. Gurgus.

Jeff.

You're about to play some rugby.

Gurgus, you're on my team.

Jeff, you're the opposition.

The Rugby World Cup.

Jeff, you are France. Gurgus,
me and you are All Blacks.

This is it, guys. This is
it. The fans are watching.

Your family at home is watching. Your
mo' homies in space are watching. Okay?

Gurgus, you have the ball. We
got the ball. We got the upper hand.

The try line is
just behind Jeff.

What you're going to do, Gurgus, is you're
going to pass it off to me on the B. Okay?

Jeff, you're the opposition.

So when I have the ball, bro, you
wanna... you wanna crum me, bro, you bang.

You just wanna put me out because I'm like
fucking Sonny Bill crossed with Jonah Lomu.

Yeah, yeah, fans are like,
"Bro, he's gonna waste 'em."

Yeah, so you better...
It's all on you, cuz.

Are you ready,
eh? Are you ready?

Gurgus, go, Gurgus! Go, Gurgus!

Pass it, Gurgus,
pass it! Pass it! Pass it!

You got rolled, G.
You see that, Gurgus?

You see that, yeah, All
Blacks all day, all day!

It's what you call
rugby, Gurgus?

Jeff, oh, fuck, do
you want a hand, G?

So this is my hood, probably
not as mean as yours, though.

You's probably got like a freaking laser
city, like where heaps of alien bitties.

Why did you guys even
come all this way, man?

To get shit? Like, you could
have just got it from Uranus.

Anyways, this really
high bridge here,

by my cousin Hokie, did the meanest
bomb off here, man. You should've seen it.

He's dead now, though.

But like, once you've died, they
put you in the ground over there.

Do you guys die?

Eh, yeah, well, my parents are
dead. They're buried over there.

♪ I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien ♪

Oh, you guys know that song?

Far, that would be
a banger in space.

I wrote that song,
straight up. I did, Jeff.

You wouldn't know.

Yo, I got yous.

I need to like humanize you because
you guys look all fucked up and shit.

Oh, not fucked up, just like
not normal. Yeah, not normal.

This one time... Oh, fuck, Jeff. One time,
my Uncle had like this scab on his lip

and I swear it was herpes 'cause he'd keep
getting with the same chick and it got huge.

His face was fucked like
kids were scared of it and shit.

So like, you got
the same problem.

Not the same problem but
do you guys even get STDs?

Oh, hey, so look at me.
Hold up, oh, ew. Fuck no, ew.

That was even worse than before.
Ew, shit. Come here, Gurgus.

I fucking knew it!

You just look
like Tupac up in...

Oh, you don't even
know who that is.

Hold up, Jeff, come here.

Yo, yeah, you're like
a blue James Brown.

Mm, yeah, do you
reckon Jeff looks good?

Fuck yeah. Hard. You're
gonna get all the bitties, G. Yeah!

One sec. Yo.

Yo.

Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, we got this!

Fuck yeah. Looks bad, eh?

Where the fuck's Jeff? Fuck!

Bring me back my car!

What the fuck!

Hurry up, Gurgus!

Go, go, go. Go, go go,
Jeff. Go, Jeff. Go Jeff!

♪ Welcome to Zygertron ♪

♪ It's Aztechknowledgey ♪

♪ Ancient Cryptology ♪

♪ Hieroglyphic Tragedy ♪

♪ We drown in the cosmic sea ♪

♪ We don't come From
a long line of chiefs ♪

♪ We wrestled with thieves ♪

♪ Fought hard To
get out from beneath ♪

♪ It's too late ♪

There it is, me
aliens, Auckland city.

The big white cloud.

Shit, that's got
everything you ever need.

Does it have an isolated
inter-galaxy space port.

Shit, I don't fucking know.
I've never been there.

Hey, man!

What, G?

Oh, shit! Go! Go!

Yeah! Ooh!

Hey!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Beast!

- Fuck! What are you doing in here?
- Get out! Get out!

Get the fuck out! Out!
Get out! Get out! Go!

Ah, far out, eh, cuz, I was
trying to take a shit, eh!

Fuck off!

♪ Let's play that human
races Na, man, I'm just joking ♪

♪ I took a shit, uh
And I'm just smoking ♪

♪ And now they're
choking And they be tokin ' ♪

♪ Now, yeah, I'm provoking 'Cause
I'm Íust about To take your honey ♪

♪ Now I'm about to
give you All my money ♪

♪ Yeah, because I'm
rich, bitch I'm about to... ♪

Oh, shit. Whoa, go! Go! Go!

- It's just the vibe.
- Really? Oh, my gosh!

What the fuck?

Shh, guys. Wait here. Wait.

Oh, fuck no. Oh, fuck no.

Fuck, those are
my Auntie's plants.

She smokes more than me, man.

Fuck off, man!

Yeah!

There he is! Come with me, ah!

- Grab him. Bring him in.
- Oi! Wait, get off! I've got a small penis, oi!

Oh, boy, I'm... look,
mate. Get off me!

- Bring him.
- My penis is small.

♪ It's Aztechknowledgey ♪

♪ Worshipping the sun ♪

♪ Ancient cryptology ♪

Thanks for waiting, by the way.

Was it good?

It was good. It was, yeah.

I didn't actually think I was going
to enjoy that as much as I did, mean.

♪ About the moons reflections ♪

♪ You got to look
back To move on ♪

Goes back years, a
forgotten experiment

and that, my friend, is
why you humans, the Earth,

everything you know,
that is how you are here.

Whoa! Far out!

Far, space is amazing, eh!

Do you guys reckon you can
take me out to space sometime?

We would like that.
Maybe you can fly.

Straight, you'll let me
like fly the spaceship?

Ha-ha-ha. I think you guys
are like my best mates. Yeah.

Hey, if you stole that hearse,
did you steal the spaceship?

Yes.

Yeah! That's solid.
I like that. I like that.

- Riko, do you know where we can get some more shit?
- No.

- Please.
- You guys scored an hour ago.

Why do you guys
need more shit now?

Crackheads.

Fuck, help me.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, fuck, oh, okay, okay.

Help. Me.

I've got it. I've got it. I got it.
Here, Gurgus. Gurgus. Gurgus.

Here, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
here, smoke. Smoke.

Smoke my shit.

Fuckin' hell, you guys
are fritting out hard, eh?

You guys are fuckin' fiends. Who
wants the last bit? There's a bit left.

- You can have it.
- Fuck off. I'm not smoking my own shit.

Pussy bitch.

I'm not a pussy. Watch.

Watch, I'm not a pussy.

Fucking crackhead.

Fuck. Oh, shit. Fuck!

Ah, shit. Fuck!

Oh, my God! This
shit is amazing.

Why didn't you tell
me this shit is amazing?

Oh, my gosh, I'm horny.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so...

Are you horny? Are you
horny because I'm horny?

Yeah, we all horny, huh?

Mm-hm, I'm so fucking horny. Ah!

Yeah, I'm hungry for food.
Do you want food right now?

Because I'm hungry, I know a place
called Red Ringas in your bum hole.

Fuck, I love you guys
so much. I love you.

Let's go, Red Ringas.

Baby?

Oh, you're so tired.

You were a lion.

- Mm-hm.
- Auntie.

Jacinta wants some more.

Auntie, don't.

- I wasn't your Auntie last night.
- What the fuck?

- Oh, hey, bear.
- I don't know you! Go! Go! Get out!

Hold me! Hold me!

I don't want to hold you!
What the fuck? Get out!

- Get in!
- No! Get out, please

No more for you.

What the fuck?

Why are you still here?

Why are you still here?

This is my house.
Did you take a shit?

No, no. I'm just
checking the paint.

No, don't... don't
come closer though.

Don't come in for maybe 5,
10, no, 45 minutes. It'll be safe.

Mr. Macintosh. Peter.

Where are we?

We're in a dairy factory.
I brought you here.

You had a head concussion.

- The UFO.
- It's real.

Oh, great. Oh.

- Where are my clothes?
- They're over there.

- Why was I naked?
- I had to strip you.

I thought you were
injured or something.

But don't worry. You're
perfectly fine. Mostly.

You have a fungal infection.

- Where's the UFO?
- It's still at the crash site.

32.45 longitude and 1724...

Okay, what about the news?
Was it reported on the news?

No, nothing. I checked all the
local radio stations and newsfeeds.

Nothing has been sighted.

What is this? The door's not...

Where's the door handle? Come
on, pull it. Pull it, come on. Good.

Ah. Great. So, so...

Where are my trousers?

I tried to tell you
from... from before.

Go and get my trousers,
Shalof, for Jesus' sake.

You shouldn't have even taken
them off me in the first place.

It's just bizarre.

It's just bizarre that
you took them off me.

Why was I naked? Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my head.

Fucking hell. Just
hit the best shit ever.

Was fucking amazing.

You can't keep smoking
the shit all day, every day.

You need... you need
to know your limits.

What kind of shit was that?
We should get some more.

It fucked us up real good.
Do you know who did it?

What? From my house?

Oh, uh, eh. Did
you smoke the shit?

I don't know who did it, but
it was way better than yours.

What? She wasn't even meant
to be at my house anyway.

She... she wasn't meant to shit.

We need some of the
chunky shit, please.

That's, uh...

Why is there a toilet
seat on Gurgus' head?

That... that seat,
that's the whole...

Why is there a toilet
seat on Gurgus' head?

We went dunny diving.

But anyways, we didn't find
anything like the shit we just had.

Chunky, spicy,
beautiful texture.

What, like a mean ass
bud? Like the skunky ass,

like a skunky,
hunky, cuncky bud?

Was it like a perfectly round?

Like a sausage, like a
chode but a bit longer?

Yes, exactly.

Now we are best friends,
will you help us get it?

Oh, for fuck sakes, man.
Yeah, fine, okay, I'll get you...

I'll get you the... I'll get
you skunky shit but that's it.

No, no more shit, okay?

That, no more.

Then we're going into space.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

There it is.

The UFO.

- I can't believe you were right all along.
- Oh, Jesus. My God.

- Okay. We need to get some pictures stat. Okay?
- Alright.

So get your camera out.

And what you'll do is, I'll
start taking some photos

and you're gonna need
to camouflage it. Okay?

- Use bracken fern or whatever.
- I...

I forgot the camera in the car.

What...

You what?

Look, I... I had a lot on my
mind. I just forgot it in the car.

Oh, Salon. What
is wrong with you?

You had one job!

One job, that and
holding your hand

- for every single minute you go.
- Oh, Jesus, shh. -

- The alien is coming out.
- I see it.

Ah! Oh, it's...

It's humanoid.

It's humanoid, Salon.

Ah! Fuck!

A very primitive
form of humanoid.

Oh, okay. We're
gonna have to follow.

Let's go, let's go.

Red Ringas, satisfying
you, destroying your loo.

Hey, it's Riko, um, I was just trying to... Uh,
that girl that stayed at my place last night,

- is she there?
- Riko! That's me, Jacinta.

I'm so glad you called.

How are you, sugar lips?

Shut up, man. I mean, yeah. Nah.

Good, so good after last night, I can't stop
thinking about it. That's why I was calling you.

OMG, last night was so good when
you went down on me for an hour

and then switched it
around and we did a 69er.

Fuck up, no, I didn't.
I mean. Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I fucking
helicoptered that shit.

I was thinking, yeah, did
you want it again tonight?

Like after dinner?
Maybe early dinner?

Dinner? Uh, of
course, I can do dinner.

Yeah, how about the Chateau
because like they got flash ass bathrooms.

- You can take a mean shit there.
- What?

Yeah, I mean, they got flash-ass, overall
so flash, you deserve that, my buttercup.

Um, yeah, 5 PM sound good?

5 PM is perfect,
baby. 5 PM is perfect.

Yeah, 'cause we gotta
make it a early dinner

'cause I wanna see
you and be... be in you.

No, okay just be there, okay? Fuck
off. I mean... I mean, I will lick you off.

Uh, okay, bye.

Bye.

So, who was he?

Well, I've been casually dating
someone but it's starting to get serious.

- How serious?
- Pretty serious.

I'll tell you what, you
need to take these with you.

Ronaldo and I use
them all the time.

It's a muscle relaxant, they're
really good to have sex on.

- What's in it?
- I don't know. Some herbal shit but it works.

It'll put you guys into a, I don't
know, a placid state of sensuality.

It's amazing.

- No thanks, it's...
- Trust me, you're not going to orgasm without it.

Let me just put that in there.

One little drop,
it's all you need.

Okay.

Riko?

You look nervous. What's wrong?

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Fuck.

- Fuck.
- Why so high strung?

I'm fine. I'm fucking sweet.

Look, I think bypass
this? Let's go upstairs.

- Make you feel good?
- We're not... we're not going upstairs.

- Let's get that clear.
- Why?

- Are you hungry?
- Maybe.

Then order some fucking food.

I thought you wanted
some more Jacinta.

Oi, oi, I'm sorry. Nah, oi.

You are... you are an amazing person and
I didn't mean to say anything I just said.

- I didn't mean anything like that.
- What?

What were you going to say?

- I wasn't going to say anything.
- What?

For fuck sakes, wait here.

- Rabbit.
- What the fuck, man?

I'm never doing anything
for you ever again.

- What? Why?
- What the fuck is this shit?

Why do I have to get her shit?

This is like some
weird fetish shit.

Like what I caught my
dad watching that time.

No, no, we need to
get it for the aliens.

The aliens?

Oh, bro, it's hard to explain.
You trust me, you trust me.

I'm starting to think Hemi
was right about you, man.

Hemi? Fuck Hemi.

Who's always had your back? Aye?

You got shit-faced
then blew up a goat.

I could have fucking
uploaded that.

I didn't. You were a dick
but I didn't even like you.

And this could be good for
you, erase all your bad karma.

You're conditioned
for this shit.

I am conditioned for this shit.

You're Ruthless Rabbit?

I am Ruthless Rabbit.

- Oh, we're boys.
- We are boys.

- You ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.

- You can do it, bro.
- Yeah, I'm ready.

- You can do it.
- I'm ready.

I am Ruthless Rabbit. Yeah.

One little drop,
it's all you need.

- Hey!
- What's up?

What's up?

Fuck, it's so hot in here,
eh? I've got the dries like...

- Drink.
- Going to the toilet?

Yeah, I'm thirsty.
Are you not thirsty?

I am thirsty. I'll
drink with you.

- Take a sip.
- You first.

- Bottoms up.
- Down the hatch?

Alright.

Mm.

- Nice.
- It is.

It's interacting with another
potential alien. This is astonishing.

Do you think she's an alien too?

Look, we can't be sure. We have to get closer
and get an integumentary system sample.

So, so, so what is this?

Okay, yes, good question.

This is an Interstellar
Council Meeting.

Yeah, I think we need to approach
from around the side. Let's go.

Um, Miss, do you
need any help in there?

Um, no thank you.

Um, I'm just... just making sure
that you don't flush that toilet.

Um, if that's all right.
Thank you, very much.

- Why?
- Um, because the plumbing is broken.

The... the pipes are a mess.

You're just not gonna
be able to flush that toilet.

What, flush the toilet?

No, no, do not
flush that toilet.

I need you to not
flush that toilet.

- So, flush it?
- No! No, do not flush it!

- Flush the toilet?
- No! No! No!

Grab that poo! Ah!

What the hell?
What are you doing?

Ah, shit. It's gone.

I'm sorry, I thought
you said flush it.

No.

I'm sorry. Do I know you?

No, you must be
thinking of my twin brother.

Huh, okay.

- I think you're a bit hotter.
- Really?

Want a quickie?

Yeah. Fuck it!

She's dead?

She's dead?

Yeah, well, I totally
crushed it like a Bloodstone.

Bloodstone?

- Yeah.
- From Galaxy Gods?

- Yeah.
- You know that game?

I'm a Third Grandmaster.

Fuck off. Have you ever played
Moses at the Auckland Tournament?

I beat him.

No shit! Are you the Secret?

Was. I quit.

Too much so I moved
back with my family but...

Are you serious? You're my idol.

I can't believe I spoke
to you like that before.

I appreciate you so much.

You don't know how
much I appreciate you.

I think I know a little bit.

What's wrong with my lip?
What's wrong with my lip?

- It's fine.
- What's wrong with my lip? I appreciate you so much.

Just relax.

- Well, shit.
- It's fine you're...

I'm with The Secret.

Oh, are you a bit tired?

Would you like to go upstairs?

Get you upstairs for a
cup of tea and a lie down?

Yeah?

Quick, get the inductor ready.

Alright, it's just...
it's dangerous.

It's been tested on those
animals and most of them lived.

I'm just saying
it's a bit risky.

What's risky is letting
these two escape, okay?

All right, all right, I'm just
going to lower the intensity.

No, no, no, we
need it up about 9.

- We need to put it in a mild coma.
- Please don't touch!

Yes.

You're gonna kill it.

Okay. Go, go,
go! Go, go, go, go!

- Go, go, go.
- It's on. It's on. It's on.

It's on maximum. It's on 10!

It's on 10! It's on 10!

Oh, my God. Are you all right?

- Is she out? Oh, God!
- Yes, she's out.

You've done this
all wrong, Saleem.

No, just shove that in there
and I'm just gonna, oh...

What have you got in
there? Is that my friend, Riko?

- Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
- What have you done to him?

We're just a temporary,
um, ambulance.

Riko, ah!

Was that really necessary?

I don't know. I just
panicked. Okay.

Quick! Come on, come on,
come on. Come on, Saleem!

Get in there. Shove it in,
that's it! All right, let's go!

Okay, you get
that one out. Okay.

Okay, so we are 100% sure?

Definitely not an alien.

Definitely not.

I mean, I could
have told you that.

I mean, you should have
done your DNA analysis earlier.

I'm gonna wake him up.

Good morning.

Wake up.

Good morning.

He might be suffering from
a short-term memory loss.

What the fuck are you doing?

Uh, we, uh, I'm a doctor
and this is my nurse.

And we, eh, we've been, uh,
employed by the Board of Healthy Living.

And we, uh, you're...
We are in a quarantine.

You have been quarantined because
you've had interaction with a UFO.

We know that
you're not an alien.

But we saw you
coming out of a UFO.

Was there an alien in that UFO?

Yeah, there's
fucking two of them.

There's two aliens?

Yeah.

Okay. Okay, let's go
back to the beginning.

Where did you meet these aliens?

What? You wanna know
from the beginning-beginning?

From the beginning-beginning.

Because I actually
know quite a bit.

Great. So these aliens, they...

So, I was at the bar, right?

I was at this bar and my
mate, Rabbit, he's my mate,

and he's trying to get
with this chick and shit.

And I knew she wasn't gonna get with
him because, fuck, he's like ugly ass...

but that's why I hang out with him
because I'm the better looking one.

Okay, so you're better
looking than a Rabbit?

Anyway, so he was
hitting this chick up.

He was like, "Yo. Yo,
my name's Rabbit."

He's like, "What's your name?"

And she was like, she was like, "Ew, you're
really fucking ugly and you look like a rabbit."

Fuck off, no, she didn't.

Yo, Rabbit!

Yeah, Riko, I'm in here.

Whereabouts are you? I can
hear you but I can't see you.

I'm fucking in here,
bro! Is that Rabbit?

Yeah, that's... Yes,
that's your friend.

- Yes, we have been...
- Why is he in here?

We're helping him as well. We're... Get
them. Come on. Take care of these things.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Okay, we're helping him as well.
He's, um... He's quite contagious, yeah.

Alright.

It's quite frightening. It's
quite, it's quite grotesque.

Maybe he'll fucking
turn into a rabbit.

Maybe. Maybe. Ha-ha.

Maybe he will. Hurry up.

You're pretty fuck... Ow!

Okay, what do the aliens want?

- Oxygen?
- Oxygen?

- Yeah.
- No, you idiot.

Jesus Christ, Saleem! Look,
you come here with me. Come on.

Won't be a moment.
Come on, Saleem.

Okay, look, we're
gonna take this one

and we're gonna put
it into the small room

and you're gonna perform
a alien autopsy video. Okay?

A what?

A fucking alien autopsy video!

Come on, we'll put it on the blog
and we'll get a buzz going. Come on.

Okay, we're gonna
need two videos. Okay?

First one I want it kind of grainy,
kind of what is it, you know?

And the second one, I
want no orifice spared, okay?

I want the full body, okay,
absolutely everything.

So that should take
you a couple of hours.

Alright, but what... what...

No ifs or buts,
just do it, okay?

I'm gonna lock you in here so that
people won't disturb you, thanks.

- Sorry about him. He's...
- My arm's sore.

Yeah, yes, okay.
So, you were saying...

What was I saying? I forgot.

What are they here for?

Chill out, fuck, they're here for a good
time, man. They're just here to have fun.

What do you mean,
like parties and...

Partying, yeah,
they want to party.

- Get their fucking Elvis Presley on.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Michael Jackson, ooh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elvis Presley on.

But yeah, here for the drugs
mainly. Here for the drugs, mainly.

- Drugs... Oh, drugs?
- Yeah, drugs.

So, the, um... We're talking kind
of pharmaceutical kind of drug.

Are we? We're talking...

Talking harder drugs, more
kind of your P's, your meths?

- Oh.
- Your kind of, a bit more, so, your marijuana?

- Your... your... your mushrooms?
- Oh, oh, oh.

Your mushrooms? No, no, no?
More like ecstasy and things?

Eci? I'm not very,
I'm not very...

- Okay.
- I just gave you a hint there.

Oi. Shit.

Okay, so, I'm going out
on a bit of a limb here.

Are you suggesting...

It's human shit, bro.
Human shit. Your shit.

They want your shit.

That's disgusting. It's completely
disgusting. Do they eat it?

They don't fucking
eat it, they smoke it.

They smoke feces?

They smoke shit, yeah.

First, they had my Auntie's,
then I gave them some of my shit.

And then they were like
fucking getting all needy and shit

and they don't want any of my shit
anymore, said they want fucking Jacinta's.

She's got the fucking best shit.

Oh, Jacinta, the bigger one?
Is that Jacinta? The big girl?

- What?
- The... the bigger friend. Your bigger friend.

- Yeah, the larger one.
- Okay. Okay.

They like the smell of shit.

You know what, I'm just going
to be with you in a second.

You just hold tight, okay?

Okay, hi.

All right, so, I've
got the video.

It's good but if we
use a VHS tape,

- it will give us a more realistic look but...
- Salon. Salon. Salon.

Salon. Salon. Salon. I'm going
to need a stool sample. Okay?

Multiple stool samples.
Okay? Thank you.

You want me to
get a stool sample?

Yes, and be quick about it.

Thanks, Salon, I
won't be a minute.

Salon? Saleem.
The name is Saleem.

- How'd you get on?
- Oh, great.

- Thank you, great.
- Here are your samples.

Great. Thank you and, um, I
need some more videos. Thanks.

Some more... Peter!
Peter, let me out!

Hello.

My... my name is
Peter Macintosh.

You are quite spectacular.

You're not going
to hurt me, are you?

I don't... I don't understand.

Can you help us get the shit?

Hello?

Don't be afraid.

You are going to
make me a lot of money.

Fuck. Why are you tied up?

- Who the fuck was that guy?
- I don't know who they are.

I've never seen them before.

They knocked me out, now
I'm gonna knock them out.

I feel like I've got the
worst headache in the world.

I need to find
the fucking aliens.

- Fuck.
- Bro, you need to relax, all right?

Imagine, we go home, we set up on the couch
for the afternoon and rip a cheeky bong.

You haven't got any
Panadol, do you?

You hear that? Shh.

- Come. Shh. Come.
- We shouldn't fuck with these guys, man.

Shh. Come, come. Follow me.

Ssh!

Peter.

Peter, are you out there? Come
on, man. Stop playing games.

Could you please open the door?

I have done her from
every single angle.

Could you please open the door?

- What the fuck is going on here?
- No, no, no!

What the fuck is this?

Awe, what the fuck
have you done to her?

It was all in the
name of science, guys.

Oh, you sick son of a bitch.

Oh, well, we might
as well let him do it.

You said it was
for science, right?

This is the fucker
that kidnapped us.

Now he's got her tied up
doing some weird shit to her.

No, we've gotta fuck him up.

- You want to fuck him up?
- I want to fuck him up.

I'm gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, yeah, they're gonna call
you smashed-face from now on.

Here, smashie, smashie.

Yeah, we're gonna make
you suck a goat's dick.

Yeah, you don't want
to suck a goat's dick.

Bad, bad thing to suck a
goat's dick. Never again.

You've... you've
sucked a goat's dick?

It was a dare.

You... You've
sucked a deer's dick?

No, no, no. I didn't suck the
deer. I got dared to suck the goat.

- How many...
- It doesn't matter.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit. Come, let's go.

- Keep him there. I'm just gonna...
- Shut your mouth!

What the fuck?

Thank you so much for coming, everybody,
to the greatest event of humanity.

Throughout history, there's been so
many events that have shaped human lives,

the World Wars, the Industrial Revolution,
Apollo 11, Roswell, etcetera, etcetera.

But nothing compares to the event
that's happening around us right now.

It's the biggest
event of all humanity

and I have brought it to you.

Us humans have many
unanswered questions.

Who are we? Where
did we come from?

And are we alone in
this great universe?

And tonight, I, Peter Macintosh, have proven
once and for all that we are not alone.

We're gonna be taking these aliens
straight to America and Europe for a tour.

- There's that doctor?
- Asia too. They have their own...

Nah, that's not a doctor. That's
the fucker that's been tasering me.

- What the fuck?
- What's he doing here?

Why are they all... There's
my boys! There's my boys!

But much, much harder.

- Wow!
- I got an idea. I got an idea.

Follow me. Follow me.

Scientist, investigative
reporter, or tabloid blogger?

Peter Macintosh has surely made a
name for himself with UFO enthusiasts.

And today, he's putting
his name on the line.

Mr. Macintosh has made
an otficial announcement

that he has found
extraterrestrial life or aliens.

He's currently holding a
press conference in the Waikato

and plans to
reveal them shortly.

Peter Macintosh has been
blogging for over five years

and has had overwhelming success
from his blog "Alien Chronicle"

which has a large subscription
base of over 2 million.

Mr. Macintosh has been widely criticized
about the authenticity of his articles.

Many believe, his stories
are completely fabricated.

However, his fan base
continues to grow rapidly.

A lot of you may be thinking, "Is
this a hoax?" This is not a hoax.

How long you had them?

I've been following them
for the last 1 O years,

but I've only had them in
my grasp for the last 24 hours.

- Are they hostile?
- Good question.

Let's find out, shall we,
ladies and gentleman?

Get your cameras ready

and I am about to introduce
you to The Macintoshian species.

Macintoshian Eve and
Macintoshian Adam.

- What a waste of time.
- What? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Listen. There were...
Look. There were...

Saleem! Oh, Saleem!

Listen, there were... there
were some aliens, I swear.

They must be
somewhere in the building.

They must... They
couldn't have got far.

There are aliens
floating around.

Please, just stay. I think
you should just stay. Just stay.

Just stay.

Saleem.

- Bro, you weren't lying.
- Yeah, I know. They're mean, ain't, bro?

Come, come, come on, come on.

Bro, they are amazing.

Yeah, they're amazing. We
need to get outta here though.

Well, what's wrong with Gurgus?

Okay, the electricity has
damaged her breathing.

We must get her back home, now.

Oh, shit, I can't,
bro. Lift, Rabbit, lift!

Gurgus, you're all good,
you're all good, you're all good.

Get in, Rabbit, get in!

Wait, I'm... I'm gonna,
I'm gonna stay here.

- What the fuck, why?
- I need to make sure that she's all right in there.

Why?

I feel bad, like I've been
thinking a lot about bad karma.

Yeah, and?

Yeah, well, I want to start
making some good karma.

- You just want a root, eh?
- Yeah.

My boy! Ruthless
Rabbit, ha-ha, yeah!

I'll tell you all about it.

No, I don't really want
to know about it but...

Oh, hey, take care of
yourself, bro. Take it easy.

You're the man, G, that a boy.

Did we go home together?

No, no. I... I don't think so.

You are kind of hot.

Well, I'm not a noble
stallion or anything.

Yes, you are. I'm all
the woman you need.

Oh, fuck, shit. That
dude is chasing us!

Let's go faster.

Okay, okay, I'll lose him.

Oh, fuck.

- Riko, why did you skid out?
- Skid?

No, no, no, no, fuck,
that was me, fuck, yeah.

Just parked up, bro.

You were not in control.

Yeah, I was... I'm just
fucking, I'm waiting for a mate.

Waiting for a mate.

- We nearly crashed.
- No, nah, nah.

No, just waiting for
a mate. Where is he?

What about Gurgus?

Oh, shit, that's right, yeah,
no, we'll get him later, eh?

Riko, where the
fuck have you been?

Fuck, bro, I need your help, G.

Bro, I was just thinking
about the other night.

I'm real sorry
about what I said.

Like you're not crazy,
neither is your Auntie.

- So, yeah, sorry, bro.
- No, nah, it's all good, G. It's all good.

Bro, I need your help though,
bro. This dude's chasing us, G.

He's trying to get the aliens!

- What?
- He's trying to get the aliens!

Riko, did you just
say fucking aliens?

Holy fuck! Holy shit!

See, I told you, bro. No, it's all good.
They're my boys. They're my boys.

- Bro, you got your gun?
- Yeah.

Bro, I need you
to stop that cunt.

Yeah, I got you.

Where's your car?

The engine's, um,
not finished yet. It just...

- Did you blow it up, eh?
- Yeah.

All good. Stop that cunt, okay?

All good, bro. I got you.

, prick!

What the fuck,
Auntie? He's my mate!

That been here all this time!

What the fuck are you doing?
You're crazy, get out of here!

I ain't bloody crazy, boy!

What the fuck, Auntie?

Oh, no, dear.

No, Jeff, oh, you
got fucked up, G.

No, no, you're all good. I'll get
you fixed up. It's all good, bro.

I'm afraid this
injury is terminal.

No, no, no, you're all
good, bro. I can get you...

We had a good time. Eh, bro?

Yeah, bro, we had
a mean ass time, eh.

Fuck, all those
bitches, yeah, G.

We really fucked things up.

Yeah, you fucked shit
up, you fucking good cunt.

Please make sure
Gurgus gets home.

Yeah.

I will, bro. I promise.

No, no, don't die. Don't
die yet. Don't die yet.

No, no, you've gotta take that car
back, cunt. You gotta take that car back!

Jeff?

Jeff? Jeff?

You're the man, bro.

I got you.

I got you, Gurgus.
I'm gonna save you.

I'm gonna save you.

I'll save you, G.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

You'll be all good, Gurgus.

- Does this take you home?
- Yes.

You're a good cunt.

See you soon, bro.

Later, G! Catch you up, bro!

Catch you up.

No! No! No!

No! No!

Oh, God! Oh, why. Oh, God!

Find what you were looking for?

It looks like you're a
little bit too late, eh, boy?

On your bike, away you go.
Get off my property now, boy.

Don't bloody look around. Just
get your ass moving, move it.

Shh. I'll be back.

Auntie! You fucking
killed my mate, man.

He was a fucking good ass cunt.

Yeah, well I tried to tell you, him and his
mate, they weren't from around here, boy.

I don't remember
having a here for them.

Yeah, I could have
introduced you to them.

And you didn't!

- Yeah, because you fucking shot them!
- And they were aliens.

- You fucking just shot them.
- And they'd been here mucking around in my house.

My house. I didn't
tell them to come in.

So that's what they get. I,
yeah, I shot them, alright.

Far out, man.

We're, boy, you should
have believed me

instead of telling everybody
that I was cracked.

No, I didn't. That was my mate.

I stuck up for you and who's gonna
believe that fucking aliens are real.

I believed they were
real. I saw them.

I know, you were
right. You were right.

I'm sorry.

You should be sorry, that
bloody hurt, you know?

Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.

It's just they were also
like my... my... my mates.

So, I'm sorry, Auntie.

Alright then, come on.

I'm sorry, Auntie.

- Oh, poo!
- What?

Poo! You smell like.

Is that what you've
been doing in the.

It's your shit anyways.

Nah, nah, nah,
it's a long story.

But, nah, hey, I'll tell you.

What do you mean
it was mine? Mine?

Yeah, this is your shit 'cause, you
know, my alien boys, Jeff and Gurgus,

they actually, they... they
steal the shit and they smoke it.

- And so they smoke the shit and it gets them high as.
- What?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What for?

Yeah, because it gets them high.

So they like... like the shit.

Lucky, it's good
quality shit anyway, eh?

Nah, yours was shit. That's
why they were stealing other shit.

- No, no, no.
- They had some of my shit. They loved my shit.

Horrible shit, that stuff.