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Ok, hand it over.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Why don't we just destroy it?
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You can't. It's a binding agreement
in every sense of the word.
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Ares made it.
Only Ares can destroy it.
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Our best bet is to hide it
someplace he isn't likely to find it.
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The Ionian Sea is famous for
having caverns that go for miles.
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That's a lot of ground
for him to cover.
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Come on.
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Ok.
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Wait a minute.
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If we can't destroy it,
maybe we can disguise it.
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The old scroll-within-a-scroll routine.
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I buy that.
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Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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Our treasure-hunting days
have finally paid off.
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Someone's gonna pay
top dollar for this baby.
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Excuse me?
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If everyone would get settled in,
we will begin the press conference.
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Please, take your seats, everybody.
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Please, sit down.
Thank you.
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Take your seats.
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Thank you very much.
You can sit down now. Thank you.
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Thank you all for coming!
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We have a lot to cover, so I'll turn
you over to Dr. Frederick Delaney
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of C.H.A.K.R.A.M. laboratories.
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Good afternoon, colleagues
and members of the press.
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It is with great excitement
that I address you this afternoon.
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A most revolutionary discovery
has recently been made.
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I hold in my hand,
a newly uncovered scroll
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of the life of Xena,
Warrior Princess.
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- New scrolls means new epidoses!
- Yeah! Season 7!
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Yeah! Season 7!
Season 7!
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Rob Tapert, give us what we want!
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Deliver a new season!
A 7th season of Xena!
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Get off of me!
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Please excuse that interruption,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Please continue, doctor.
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This scroll...
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reveals a new piece to Xena's life.
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Xena was married...
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to Ares, God of War.
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Doug, we got tomorrow's front page.
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In the time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
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She was Xena.
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A mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle.
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The power...
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the passion...
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the danger...
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Her courage will change the world.
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Soul Possession
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Barb Binder, from Whoosh.
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As webmaster
of the official Xena fansite
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I happen to know Xena
would never subscribe
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to the subjugating
regime of marriage.
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And wasn't Ares
her most reviled enemy?
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We'll field all questions and comments
after Dr. Delaney is finished.
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Now, please, let him continue.
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The scroll includes a contract
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between Xena and Ares,
with an accompanying story
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which supports our theory
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that it is indeed a marriage
license between the two.
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Now...
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the timeframe of the story places it after
Gabrielle and her evil daughter Hope...
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seemingly perish after
falling into a lava pit.
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Hope!
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Gabrielle!
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Xena!
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As we saw in the scroll entitled
"Adventures In The Sin Trade II",
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upon looking for Gabrielle
in the Amazon land of the dead,
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Xena received a vision
from her enemy, Alti,
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which convinced Xena
that Gabrielle was still alive.
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Gabrielle...
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You're the best thing in my life.
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I love you, Xena.
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This new scroll accounts for the missing
time between Xena receiving the vision
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and her finally finding Gabrielle.
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Our story begins...
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as Xena rides away from
the Amazon land of the dead
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with new hope that
Gabrielle is still alive.
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Joxer, still in the throes of mourning
over the loss of Gabrielle...
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taken to drink.
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Oh, hi!
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Turn that frown upside down, mister,
it's a beautiful morning!
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Well, Xena, in case you didn't notice,
I'm in a different kind of mourning.
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How many have you had?
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Just...
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two.
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All right, it's time
for you to sober up.
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You don't want Gabrielle
seeing you this way.
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She's alive.
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- How do you know?
- I had a vision.
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You had a vision...
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She had a vision!
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You know, Xena... The Nile...
ain't just a river in Europe.
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- The Nile's in Africa.
- It's that long?
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- Joxer!
- She's gone!
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Nobody can survive that fall.
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All right.
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If you wanna sit here and drink
yourself into oblivion, be my guest.
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But I'm going out
to find our friend!
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- You big drunk.
- Hey, I'm not drunk!
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If I were drunk...
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could I do...
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- that?
- Evidently.
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If I were drunk, could I do...
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this?
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♪ In Athens fair city,
the girls are so pretty. ♪
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♪ Just like Molly Polonius. ♪
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Watch your step.
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♪ Oh, I'm Joxer, the Mighty ♪
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♪ I roam through the countryside ♪
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♪ With Gaby as his sidekick,
fighting with her little stick ♪
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She ain't got no
little stick no more!
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Pardon me?
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Pardon me.
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Uh, Annie Day, editor-in-chief of
the "Joxer, the Mighty" quaterly.
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Yes, Miss Day?
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Well, as one of the world's top expert
in Joxer, the Mighty studies,
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I think that I can throw some
light on this new scroll thing.
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Hey...
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That's that broad who discovered
she was Joxer in a previous life?
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I have a point of clarification.
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All right...
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Well, I'm afraid that...
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your version of events is,
in fact, spurious.
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From my research, I have ascertained
that it was indeed Joxer,
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who initiated the heroic
search for Gabrielle...
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and it was indeed he...
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it was he who pulled Xena
out of the drunken stupor.
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No, that's inaccurate, Miss Day.
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From my research
on all the Xena scrolls
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I can assure you that Joxer
never once flexed a heroic muscle.
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Now, please sit down, Miss Day.
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Thank you.
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At this time, we'll take a short break
and reconvene in a few moments.
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You'll find coffee in the lobby.
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Hey... Hey!
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How did you get over the horror of finding
out you were that bumbling idiot, Joxer?
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Hey, Joxer was no fool.
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The guy they got to play him
was a goofball, that's all.
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He was the producer's brother,
for crying out loud!
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At least you got to hang out
with Xena and Gaby in a past life.
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We can't lay claim
to anything that cool.
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Hey, speaking of the Warrior
Princess and the bard...
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What happened when
your boyfriend Harry
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found out he was
Xena in his past life?
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And that your past-life
counselor was none other than
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his beloved sidekick Gabrielle?
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They got hitched.
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Decent!
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Xena and Gaby finally a couple.
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Wait till we tell
the rest of the fans.
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But I read his scrolls!
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See? I decided to
carry on Gabrielle's legacy.
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I'm the bard now.
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Go on, read it.
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"As the innocent Gabrielle
plummeted to her fiery doom...
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Joxer, the ultimate warrior,
watched in horror...
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his muscles bulging one after ano..."
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"and the light played on his steely,
sunkissed buttocks"?
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- Pretty good, huh?
- Gabrielle, where are ya now?
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She's gone.
And where are we goin', anyway?
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Back to the temple
where she disappeared.
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Maybe we can pick up
her trail from there.
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Oh... That's a great idea!
Hey...
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Maybe she left some
breadcrumbs for us to follow.
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Joxer, Gabrielle is alive!
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And you're gonna help me find her,
whether you like it or not!
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Now, stay here.
I'm gonna hit the ladies'.
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Hey, why don't you
hit some kids, too?
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Gabrielle, we're not doin'
so good without you.
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But I'm gonna keep looking
till I find you, I promise.
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What's happening?
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Nothing that concerns you.
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Oh, you'd be surprised.
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Picked up a little
something on Gabrielle.
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- You're spying on me now?
- No, no, I...
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I'm just worried you're
still holding out hope.
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Guess that was a poor
choice of words!
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What do you want?
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You don't seriously think you're gonna
find anything in the lava pit, do you?
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- Why should you care?
- Oh, I care.
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Trust me.
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Ares, you are as much to blame as Hope
for Gabrielle falling into that pit!
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Now, let's not go pointing fingers.
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Besides, you might be
on to something.
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Gabrielle still alive?
It's... possible.
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But you're gonna need
the help of a friendly god.
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- I don't need you.
- Oh, admit it.
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With my powers I can cover a thousand
times the ground you can alone.
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If Gabrielle is...
out there somewhere...
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I'm your best bet
for a speedy reunion.
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Why the sudden helping hand?
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Well... Over the years
we've caused each other...
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a lot of grief...
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and I think that's because I...
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couldn't express my true feelings.
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What are you driving at?
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Will you marry me?
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Come on...
Don't leave me hangin'.
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Will you be my wife?
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How's this for an answer?
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So you're saying you
need more time, right?
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No.
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Oh, so no,
you don't need more time.
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I despise you!
You've been tormenting me for years!
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That... was just foreplay.
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Oh, that'll leave a mark!
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Xena...
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I'm on the level here.
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I can't get ya outta my head...
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or my heart.
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Let me help you with that.
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You know...
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The harder you fight, the more
enflamed my passion becomes.
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What do I have to do
to show you I'm serious?
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Die.
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Well, sadly I'm a god.
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I know!
A wedding gift.
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Say...
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Gabrielle.
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So she is alive.
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Well, I won't know
till I start looking.
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And I'm not gonna start looking
till I have a good reason.
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Come on, Xena.
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Becoming Mrs. God of War
is a small price to pay to find her.
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You might even enjoy it!
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In fact... I know you will.
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You give me one reason to trust you.
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Well, that is true.
I do have a repuatation
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as something of a trickster.
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I'll tell you what.
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Just to show you I'm serious,
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
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I'll marry you in front of the Fates.
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What's the big deal with the Fates?
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A marriage in front of the Fates makes
the bond eternal and unbreakable.
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So that's good how?
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To betray your spouse
is to betray yourself.
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Ares couldn't harm me or anyone else
I care about without harming himself.
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But I don't get it.
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What's he up to?
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Takin' advantage of your
deranged state, obviously.
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No, I have complete
control of my faculties.
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I'm takin' you to a grief oracle.
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I'll give you grief.
250
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:47,019
You know, at least Ares is prepared
to admit that Gabrielle is alive
251
00:14:47,044 --> 00:14:48,880
which is more than I can say for you.
252
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:54,057
Are you seriously considering
marrying Ares?
253
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,411
I will to whatever it takes
to get Gabrielle back.
254
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,127
Yes.
255
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:11,677
Xena...
256
00:15:12,969 --> 00:15:14,031
Xena...
257
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,297
Is somebody there?
258
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,016
It's me...
259
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,081
Gabrielle.
260
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,591
Gabrielle...
261
00:15:24,614 --> 00:15:26,161
How could Gabrielle have shown up?
262
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,309
That defies the logic
of the following scrolls.
263
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:31,850
Yeah. Xena and Gaby don't meet
up until "A Family Affair".
264
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,320
What kind of Brooklyn Bridge
are you tryin' to sell us today?
265
00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:38,103
Where were we?
266
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:39,813
Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
267
00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:42,836
Xena heard Gabrielle
whisper to her...
268
00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:44,820
- Xena...
- Gabrielle...
269
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,138
Where are you, Gabrielle?
270
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:53,645
I'm in your heart,
where you must keep me.
271
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,545
And don't bother looking for me
because I can't be found.
272
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:07,875
I'm gone.
273
00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:11,596
Um, just like in that one scroll
that I wrote that time...
274
00:16:11,778 --> 00:16:15,041
with the... when I fought
that guy with the big stick and...
275
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:16,208
Just a minute, Xena.
276
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,230
And if Joxer wants a drink...
277
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,613
Idiot.
278
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:29,436
- Nice driving, dear.
- Thanks, pumpkin.
279
00:16:30,809 --> 00:16:33,786
That was the most fabulous
vacation since our honeymoon.
280
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:34,497
Yeah.
281
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,614
And I thought that
nothing could top that.
282
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,200
Wasn't it fascinating
how being in Greece
283
00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:43,520
brought back our lives
as Xena and Gabrielle?
284
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:47,133
Yeah, except I shouldn't'a had
those two goat-cheese milkshakes.
285
00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:50,201
Is my little Warrior Princess'
tummy still bothering him?
286
00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:57,574
Home at last!
287
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,687
Trash... Junk...
288
00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:02,079
Some men cata...
289
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:05,411
There's a letter here
from C.H.A.K.R.A.M..
290
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:06,659
What's it say?
291
00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:11,854
It's a conference.
Blah, blah, blah.
292
00:17:12,904 --> 00:17:15,240
They found a new scroll
in the Ionian Sea.
293
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,105
Something about
a radical interpretation.
294
00:17:19,408 --> 00:17:21,806
It's today!
The conference is today.
295
00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,878
If that scroll
is what I think it is...
296
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,699
the world could be
in a lot of trouble.
297
00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,730
Come on, pumpkin.
Let's go!
298
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,448
Ares?
299
00:17:41,546 --> 00:17:43,390
Ares, I have your answer.
300
00:17:44,217 --> 00:17:46,061
You certaninly took your sweet time.
301
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:49,097
I was weighing up
the pros and cons.
302
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,429
It wasn't a very balanced list.
303
00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:54,239
The truth is, I just don't think
we'd look right together
304
00:17:54,264 --> 00:17:55,888
on top of a wedding cake.
305
00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:58,642
Just as long as you look right...
on top of me.
306
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,698
- Don't get ahead of yourself.
- Xena, come on.
307
00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:02,559
What's it gonna be?
308
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:08,252
Ares, I would do anything
to get my friend back.
309
00:18:09,984 --> 00:18:11,023
So, yes.
310
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:13,802
I'll marry you.
311
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:20,628
What say we skip
right to the honeymoon?
312
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,373
Wouldn't wanna ruin your appetite.
313
00:18:23,722 --> 00:18:26,683
You won't regret this.
I promise you, Xena.
314
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:30,095
So, I guess we should discuss China.
315
00:18:30,225 --> 00:18:32,311
What do you want? The north?
The south? I'm easy.
316
00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:34,256
I don't want your assets, Ares.
317
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:37,958
But I do have one small demand
for our wedding day.
318
00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:39,636
Name it.
319
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,030
I want the ceremony to
take place at the lava pit.
320
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,379
Where Gabrielle died?
321
00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:48,185
Kind of morbid, don't you think?
322
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,295
No, I think it's fitting.
323
00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:53,672
I should be as close as possible
to the one person in the world
324
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,736
I meant to spend
the rest of my life with...
325
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,221
as I give myself over to
the one person in the world...
326
00:18:58,245 --> 00:18:59,729
I would never choose.
327
00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:01,716
I know what this is.
328
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,376
Prewedding jitters.
329
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:05,730
All brides get 'em.
330
00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:09,642
Ok.
331
00:19:09,954 --> 00:19:12,543
You can have your
fairy-tale wedding, Xena.
332
00:19:13,797 --> 00:19:15,563
Well, I gotta go
break it to the folks.
333
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:16,922
Can you imagine?
334
00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:20,967
Zeus and Hera are gonna
be your in-laws.
335
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,420
Just when you thought it
couldn't get any worse.
336
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,427
Ares, show yourself!
337
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,693
Ares, I, Joxer, the Mighty,
command you to show yourself!
338
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,890
Hey, jelly-butt, get down here!
339
00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:57,847
So tell me why I shouldn't kill you.
340
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,842
Did I say "jelly-butt"?
I meant...
341
00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:03,006
"buns of steel".
342
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,375
It's a good thing
you showed up, too.
343
00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:06,416
Showed up?
344
00:20:06,777 --> 00:20:07,633
For what?
345
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,587
Well... This is your last night
as a single guy, right?
346
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,131
What?
347
00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:16,584
Your bachelor party, ya big lug!
348
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,349
Ta-da!
349
00:20:21,183 --> 00:20:23,308
Miss Athens!
350
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:26,856
36, 24, 36.
351
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,902
She loves greek mythology...
352
00:20:29,347 --> 00:20:30,172
kids...
353
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,669
and hopes one day
all men can be brothers.
354
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:36,939
Next we have Miss Mesopotamia!
355
00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:39,339
Ah, an oasis in the desert.
356
00:20:39,887 --> 00:20:42,067
Wouldn't you like to take
a little dip in that, hmm?
357
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,051
And finally, you'll fall
for Miss Gaul!
358
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,658
Too much for
the Roman Empire to handle
359
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,870
but not too much
for the God 'o War.
360
00:20:58,975 --> 00:20:59,820
This is it?
361
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,044
Well, on short notice...
You know how it is.
362
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,403
Blow.
363
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,321
Amscray!
364
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,826
You honestly thought...
365
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:16,686
that you'd con me out of marrying
Xena with this-this...
366
00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:18,670
fistful of harlots?
367
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,981
You know what?
I got a prenup to sign.
368
00:21:22,428 --> 00:21:23,639
W-W-Wait!
369
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,490
There's more.
370
00:21:28,781 --> 00:21:30,453
Savin' the best for last!
371
00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,751
Got a sweet tooth?
You like baklava?
372
00:21:32,776 --> 00:21:35,089
Here's three more
layers of pure delight.
373
00:21:35,114 --> 00:21:37,755
Bite into this delicacy
and it may bite back.
374
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,944
And that's a good thing.
375
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,717
♪ Who's my little bubba?
My little bubba? ♪
376
00:21:52,742 --> 00:21:56,607
♪ Who's my little bubba? Ka-chookie,
chookie, chookie, chookie! ♪
377
00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:59,678
♪ Give me an "A"! A!
Give me an "R"! R! ♪
378
00:21:59,703 --> 00:22:02,771
♪ Give me an "S"! S!
Give me an "E"! E! ♪
379
00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:03,991
♪ Whaddya got? ♪
380
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,717
♪ God... Ares! ♪
381
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,593
Meg!
382
00:22:08,190 --> 00:22:09,120
Joxer!
383
00:22:09,922 --> 00:22:10,961
Who's Meg?
384
00:22:12,744 --> 00:22:14,580
It's a... friend.
385
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:16,606
- A very good friend.
- Yeah.
386
00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,333
I'm outta here.
387
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:21,195
No! No, no!
No... no.
388
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:23,158
Ya know what?
I'm cookin' in here.
389
00:22:23,182 --> 00:22:24,745
I need som'in' to wet my whistle.
390
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:25,599
Try that.
391
00:22:25,869 --> 00:22:26,721
Thanks.
392
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,542
Hey...
393
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,299
What's with this whole cake thing?
394
00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:33,344
Well, I needed a way to earn
a few extra dinars.
395
00:22:34,642 --> 00:22:37,095
- What do you think?
- Banana cream. My favorite.
396
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,465
You know...
397
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,669
A "classy" lady like you shouldn't be here.
I'm gonna take you away from all this.
398
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,055
You are?
399
00:22:43,301 --> 00:22:44,242
Yeah.
400
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,230
Well, what happened to
your other good friend...
401
00:22:47,254 --> 00:22:49,256
- Gabrielle?
- Oh, her?
402
00:22:49,627 --> 00:22:51,377
Haven't you heard?
She's dead.
403
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,299
I'll drink to that.
404
00:22:54,735 --> 00:22:56,953
Can't you see I'm grieving here?
405
00:22:57,631 --> 00:23:00,022
Well, sorry, babycakes,
but dead is dead.
406
00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:01,566
Can't change that.
407
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,003
No...
408
00:23:04,377 --> 00:23:05,451
but I can try.
409
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,360
Hey, wait a minute!
410
00:23:09,385 --> 00:23:12,128
These cherries cost
5 dinars a bushel!
411
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:15,492
Of course, we at C.H.A.K.R.A.M.
412
00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:18,193
were immediately concerned
about the authenticity.
413
00:23:18,335 --> 00:23:21,506
We weren't interested in promoting
a hoax like the Hitler diaries
414
00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:24,930
or the fan fiction which pretends
to be based on legitimate scrolls.
415
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,400
We consulted the world's
foremost experts...
416
00:23:27,425 --> 00:23:28,380
Annie...
417
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,584
We thought you might be here.
418
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,668
Harry...
419
00:23:33,168 --> 00:23:34,504
And Harry's ho'.
420
00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:36,559
What are you doing
at the press conference?
421
00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:38,599
I'd like to see
some credentials, please.
422
00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:39,904
Look, Annie...
423
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:42,805
I know you're still a little upset
about what happened between us
424
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:45,658
but you've gotta listen to me
or we could all be in serious danger.
425
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:47,627
What are you talking about?
426
00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:51,751
I know enough about what happens
in that scroll to know how it turns out.
427
00:23:51,938 --> 00:23:53,306
Well, don't ruin it for me.
428
00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:55,446
I hate it when people
blab the spoilers.
429
00:23:55,678 --> 00:23:57,469
Annie, you don't understand.
430
00:23:57,494 --> 00:24:00,986
There's a very real possibility
that Ares might show up here.
431
00:24:01,569 --> 00:24:03,709
Ares?
You mean, God of War, Ares?
432
00:24:04,331 --> 00:24:05,350
None other.
433
00:24:05,873 --> 00:24:07,552
And if my instincts are correct...
434
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,587
he's bound to make an appearance.
435
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:31,693
It's...
436
00:24:31,893 --> 00:24:33,627
It's Joxer.
Are you decent?
437
00:24:34,549 --> 00:24:35,862
I don't know about that.
438
00:24:36,505 --> 00:24:38,049
Come in anyway.
439
00:24:40,865 --> 00:24:41,630
Wow!
440
00:24:41,936 --> 00:24:43,451
You look really beautiful.
441
00:24:45,058 --> 00:24:47,863
Despite the... bleakness
of the situation, I mean.
442
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,921
Look, Xena, is there nothing I can
say to make you not marry Ares?
443
00:24:53,946 --> 00:24:56,250
I don't know what else to do, Joxer.
444
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,978
Look, you don't have to stay
for the ceremony.
445
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,626
You won't be letting me down.
446
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,949
If you're gonna go through with this, you
must really believe Gabrielle's alive, huh?
447
00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,240
I do.
448
00:25:08,868 --> 00:25:09,982
Yes!
449
00:25:11,113 --> 00:25:12,155
Ok, then...
450
00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:13,825
so do I.
451
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,063
Won't need this anymore.
452
00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,024
I'm sorry I was such a downer.
453
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,240
I guess we all deal with
loss in our own way.
454
00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,605
Look, I know this is
a marriage made in Hades
455
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:36,841
but I figure we don't have
to abandon every tradition.
456
00:25:36,866 --> 00:25:37,678
So...
457
00:25:38,186 --> 00:25:38,840
here.
458
00:25:39,256 --> 00:25:40,389
Something old.
459
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:41,622
It's a...
460
00:25:42,231 --> 00:25:44,457
lock of Gabrielle's hair.
It's weird, I know.
461
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,576
I got it when she got
her hair cut last time...
462
00:25:46,601 --> 00:25:47,779
and I want you to have it.
463
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,020
I don't know what to say.
464
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,532
And... something new.
465
00:25:56,761 --> 00:25:58,210
I picked it this morning.
466
00:25:59,337 --> 00:26:00,751
First bloom of the season.
467
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,081
Something borrowed.
Something borrowed...
468
00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:10,916
My lucky rabbit's foot.
469
00:26:12,451 --> 00:26:14,412
I'm sure it will bring you more luck
than the rabbit, I...
470
00:26:14,871 --> 00:26:15,975
chopped it off from.
471
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,176
I guess we need
something blue now, huh?
472
00:26:20,337 --> 00:26:21,477
That's easy.
473
00:26:22,961 --> 00:26:23,742
That's me.
474
00:26:28,217 --> 00:26:30,068
Everything's going
to be fine, Joxer.
475
00:26:30,962 --> 00:26:32,001
I promise.
476
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,991
You are absolutely breathtaking.
477
00:27:15,483 --> 00:27:16,358
Yeah?
478
00:27:16,689 --> 00:27:18,455
Then how come you're
still breathing?
479
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:22,342
We have been called here today
480
00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:25,024
to witness the union
of this god, Ares,
481
00:27:25,049 --> 00:27:26,929
and this mortal woman, Xena.
482
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:31,379
The union which Ares and Xena...
are about to enter into...
483
00:27:31,604 --> 00:27:33,193
shall be eternal...
484
00:27:33,713 --> 00:27:37,213
and unbreakable by gods or mortals.
485
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:39,441
Any breach of their vows...
486
00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:42,098
will result in anguish for both.
487
00:27:42,123 --> 00:27:46,162
In the name of Zeus,
do you, Ares, God of War,
488
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,244
take this mortal woman, Xena,
for your eternal partner?
489
00:27:51,067 --> 00:27:52,013
Yes.
490
00:27:52,809 --> 00:27:53,864
Yes, I do.
491
00:27:56,178 --> 00:27:59,015
And in the name of
our mother, goddess Hera,
492
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,399
do you, Xena of Amphipolis,
493
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:05,630
take Ares, God of War,
for your eternal partner?
494
00:28:11,778 --> 00:28:12,895
I do...
495
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:17,763
not.
496
00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,285
That's a promise
I just couldn't keep.
497
00:28:22,847 --> 00:28:24,153
You tell him, Xena!
498
00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:26,614
Xena, you're running the wrong way!
499
00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,497
Well, this is embarrassing.
500
00:28:29,701 --> 00:28:31,603
Deal's off, Ares.
Let her go.
501
00:28:46,452 --> 00:28:47,936
Gabrielle!
502
00:28:48,407 --> 00:28:50,290
Xena!
503
00:28:52,877 --> 00:28:53,640
Gab...
504
00:28:58,049 --> 00:28:59,619
I'm coming, Gabrielle.
505
00:29:02,906 --> 00:29:04,336
Don't tempt the Fates, Xena.
506
00:29:04,361 --> 00:29:06,281
The honeymoon is over, Ares!
507
00:29:12,722 --> 00:29:13,527
Xena?
508
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:16,681
No!
509
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,563
No!
510
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,595
Now you've taken away
both my best friends!
511
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,120
My only...
512
00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,853
The only people I know!
513
00:29:36,212 --> 00:29:37,229
Right.
514
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,467
Get cold feet?
515
00:30:02,121 --> 00:30:04,011
More like I got an idea...
516
00:30:04,518 --> 00:30:05,801
One that paid off.
517
00:30:06,089 --> 00:30:09,348
You know, it always bothered me that
you didn't intervene to save Hope.
518
00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:12,156
She was carrying
your baby, after all.
519
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,545
Then you showed up acting all
interested in my search for Gabrielle
520
00:30:17,570 --> 00:30:19,867
and I knew you had to have
something to do with it.
521
00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:23,777
I'd just have to play along with
your little game to expose the truth.
522
00:30:23,802 --> 00:30:26,217
So, what exactly did
you uncover, Xena?
523
00:30:27,571 --> 00:30:29,579
You saved me from the fall, Ares.
524
00:30:29,604 --> 00:30:32,120
There's no way you didn't do
the same thing for Hope.
525
00:30:33,151 --> 00:30:35,620
A wedding in front of the Fates.
That was a nice touch.
526
00:30:35,645 --> 00:30:38,731
That way, you could prevent me
from finding Hope and killing her.
527
00:30:39,988 --> 00:30:41,840
But you didn't just
save Hope, did you?
528
00:30:43,221 --> 00:30:45,080
You saved Gabrielle as well.
529
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,102
Yes.
530
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:50,875
You thought she'd make
a good bargaining chip...
531
00:30:51,189 --> 00:30:52,580
knowing that she was
the only thing in the world
532
00:30:52,605 --> 00:30:54,869
that could induce me
to make a deal with you.
533
00:30:56,347 --> 00:30:58,589
That is...
some detective work.
534
00:30:58,851 --> 00:31:00,617
And you were close, real close, but...
535
00:31:01,164 --> 00:31:02,328
not quite.
536
00:31:03,436 --> 00:31:05,397
See, Gabrielle made a deal with me.
537
00:31:05,422 --> 00:31:07,358
In exchange for saving Hope's life...
538
00:31:08,295 --> 00:31:10,045
she offered me her soul.
539
00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:11,584
Yeah, you're right.
540
00:31:11,883 --> 00:31:14,969
It is... quite a bargaining chip.
541
00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:22,221
Unless we cut a new deal,
so, I have... Gabrielle's soul.
542
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:26,126
What could you possibly have
that I would exchange for that?
543
00:31:29,703 --> 00:31:31,064
You want my soul...
544
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,462
That could work.
545
00:31:35,187 --> 00:31:36,703
I let Gabrielle live...
546
00:31:37,494 --> 00:31:40,252
but you must be my wife
in your next life.
547
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:44,375
And I guess, seeing as how it was one of
those in-front-of-the-Fates kind of deals...
548
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,681
that would be...
549
00:31:45,931 --> 00:31:46,786
forever.
550
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,173
Eternity.
551
00:31:52,938 --> 00:31:56,649
And you would let Gabrielle and me
live out this life in peace.
552
00:31:57,755 --> 00:31:58,560
Ok.
553
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,191
Sounds like a deal.
'Cause you know...
554
00:32:02,723 --> 00:32:04,012
She'd do it for you.
555
00:32:13,053 --> 00:32:15,428
Thumbprint right here
on the bottom line.
556
00:32:15,453 --> 00:32:16,422
Thank you.
557
00:32:24,213 --> 00:32:25,604
That didn't hurt, did it?
558
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,568
And there it is.
559
00:32:30,394 --> 00:32:32,957
My free-access pass to your soul.
560
00:32:32,982 --> 00:32:34,576
And as long as I have this...
561
00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:37,052
you're pretty much mine.
562
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,506
Wait!
563
00:32:39,432 --> 00:32:41,065
The other half of the deal.
564
00:32:41,678 --> 00:32:43,104
I don't see Gabrielle.
565
00:32:43,739 --> 00:32:45,268
Oh, I... let her go.
566
00:32:45,584 --> 00:32:46,737
But you gotta find her.
567
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,468
I can't do everything for ya.
568
00:32:49,282 --> 00:32:50,391
I'll find her.
569
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,319
Just out of curiosity...
570
00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:58,141
What would 'a happened here
today if I'd really been asking
571
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,956
for your hand in marriage,
no strings attached?
572
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:13,931
Guess you'll never know.
573
00:33:21,087 --> 00:33:22,001
Call me?
574
00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:33,783
Xena made off with the contract.
575
00:33:34,207 --> 00:33:36,675
She hid it inside another scroll,
576
00:33:36,871 --> 00:33:40,403
the one I've been reading from,
the one that was authored by Joxer,
577
00:33:40,428 --> 00:33:43,592
and hid it at the bottom
of the Ionian Sea to prevent Ares
578
00:33:43,617 --> 00:33:46,930
from claiming her as
his bride in an afterlife.
579
00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:48,550
Here.
580
00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:54,450
As we know, Gabrielle and Xena
were reunited in Poteidaia.
581
00:33:55,403 --> 00:33:56,552
Gabrielle?
582
00:34:00,178 --> 00:34:01,163
I'm sorry...
583
00:34:02,069 --> 00:34:02,787
So sorry...
584
00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:06,820
And I am happy to say that Ares
never did locate the scroll.
585
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,784
We got to it first!
586
00:34:33,798 --> 00:34:36,673
First, second, what does it matter?
It's mine now.
587
00:34:38,402 --> 00:34:41,072
Did you schedule
any celebrity appearances?
588
00:34:41,097 --> 00:34:43,636
Well, we contacted Bruce Campbell,
but he was too much money.
589
00:34:43,661 --> 00:34:44,886
Harry was right!
590
00:34:45,537 --> 00:34:47,007
Matching the thumbprint
on the contract
591
00:34:47,032 --> 00:34:49,477
is all Ares needs to
claim Xena as his own.
592
00:34:49,502 --> 00:34:50,659
Where the hell is Harry?
593
00:34:50,684 --> 00:34:52,432
Dear, God! Not again!
594
00:34:53,690 --> 00:34:54,486
Come on.
595
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,562
Hold on, man.
596
00:35:02,194 --> 00:35:04,624
Sidekick and the comic relief...
This oughtta be good.
597
00:35:04,649 --> 00:35:07,072
I don't appreciate being
called the sidekick.
598
00:35:07,097 --> 00:35:08,065
Don't blame me.
599
00:35:08,090 --> 00:35:10,017
Listen, Mr. Harbinger of Doom...
600
00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:12,199
We're not gonna let you
get away with this.
601
00:35:13,049 --> 00:35:13,811
Ok.
602
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,177
Hey, there...
603
00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:24,378
May I?
604
00:35:25,049 --> 00:35:26,010
Thank you.
605
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,512
Leave quickly.
606
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,933
Help!
Help me!
607
00:35:31,178 --> 00:35:33,467
Hold it right there, Ares.
608
00:35:35,658 --> 00:35:36,720
Xena!
609
00:35:36,994 --> 00:35:38,298
Just in time.
610
00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:42,251
I have been waiting...
an eternity... for this.
611
00:35:42,710 --> 00:35:45,249
I guess... this makes me your...
612
00:35:46,942 --> 00:35:47,888
Good guy!
613
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,763
Soul man.
614
00:35:52,971 --> 00:35:55,643
Once I renew...
my signature.
615
00:35:56,097 --> 00:35:58,175
Over my dead spirit.
616
00:36:13,942 --> 00:36:14,911
Harry?
617
00:36:16,473 --> 00:36:17,371
Harry...
618
00:36:19,653 --> 00:36:21,160
- Xena?
- Hey!
619
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,676
Xena's soul in that body
for an eternity?
620
00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:45,132
This I did not bargain for.
621
00:36:46,382 --> 00:36:48,733
I want Xena's soul in Xena's body.
622
00:36:48,758 --> 00:36:49,632
All right!
623
00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:52,460
Everybody gets
their proper souls back.
624
00:36:58,469 --> 00:36:59,883
Let's try that again.
625
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,658
Now that...
626
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:10,593
I can live with forever.
627
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,392
Hey, sugar.
628
00:37:12,634 --> 00:37:14,673
Oh, no, you're not taking this body.
629
00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:17,129
This one works much better.
630
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,636
To the moon, Xena!
631
00:37:30,661 --> 00:37:32,190
Hey, I was just
wondering, Gabrielle...
632
00:37:32,215 --> 00:37:34,637
What's it like to have the person
who gave up her life for you...
633
00:37:34,662 --> 00:37:36,490
just lose hers forever?
634
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,723
You would strike a man from behind?
635
00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:10,747
Workin' out the bugs.
636
00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:22,470
Oh, baby...
637
00:38:22,931 --> 00:38:24,939
Is that any way
to treat an old flame?
638
00:38:24,964 --> 00:38:27,464
It's time this flame
was extinguished.
639
00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:46,947
"Sun-kissed buttock..."
640
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,060
You love it, right?
Yeah.
641
00:39:27,983 --> 00:39:29,912
Oh, no.
I'm stuck!
642
00:39:37,954 --> 00:39:39,240
Come on!
643
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,228
Come on, Ares!
644
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:53,953
Hey...
645
00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:56,429
What's wrong
with the special effects?
646
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,497
Yeah, they're really cheesy.
647
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:00,808
Stay right there.
648
00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:07,260
Unfreakin' believable!
649
00:40:11,793 --> 00:40:13,215
Ares made it.
650
00:40:13,957 --> 00:40:15,903
Ares destroyed it.
651
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:18,957
Guess this means
you ain't got no soul.
652
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,568
You might 'a won the battle, Xena...
653
00:40:24,061 --> 00:40:25,498
But I'll win the war.
654
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,256
Until next time, Xena.
655
00:40:27,281 --> 00:40:28,842
Oh, you think there's gonna be one?
656
00:40:45,698 --> 00:40:46,573
Joxer...
657
00:40:47,814 --> 00:40:49,463
Joxer... Joxer...
658
00:40:49,953 --> 00:40:50,679
Come on.
659
00:40:51,238 --> 00:40:52,179
Are you all right?
660
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,521
Fine, fine.
It's... just my head.
661
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,483
Xena?
662
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,758
No matter how hard Ares has tried,
he has never been able to break us up.
663
00:41:02,978 --> 00:41:05,245
And he never will, I promise.
664
00:41:05,270 --> 00:41:06,634
Yeah, because...
665
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,927
What do you say we call it a day?
666
00:41:10,952 --> 00:41:12,755
- All right.
- Sounds good.
667
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,221
You know, I liked ya better blonde,
but I can go with this.
668
00:41:15,246 --> 00:41:15,932
Thanks.
669
00:41:15,957 --> 00:41:18,105
Hey, anything I gotta know
about this new body of mine?
670
00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:20,708
Yeah. Don't stray too
far from the bathroom.
671
00:41:22,682 --> 00:41:24,815
Dear God!
What did you eat?!
672
00:41:25,534 --> 00:41:26,543
Out of the way!
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