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Xena...
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What kind of animal would do this?
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What do you want, Michael?
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I sense hostility.
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I want you to know...
I'm all right with that.
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Well, that is big of you...
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considering last time you saw me,
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you tried to have me
cast down into Hell.
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Desperate times
warrant desperate measures.
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As you see...
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some new desperate
times have arrived.
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Who did this?
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Caligula.
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You know his reputation.
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He's a psycho.
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A sex addict and a murderer.
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Your run-of-the-mill Roman emperor.
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- And he thinks he's a god.
- No.
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He is a god.
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He's immortal?
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- But how did that happen?
- I don't know.
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What's important...
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is that the god of Eli
gave you the power to kill gods.
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You're the only one
who can stop Caligula.
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He killed Tiberius
in order to gain power...
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Murdered every last
member of his family.
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He's slain anybody who won't swear
allegiance to his cult of blood.
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He wants to write his name
into the history books as...
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one of the great gods
of the pantheon.
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And he'll destroy anyone
who won't submit to him.
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- Including angels, no doubt.
- And...
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the followers of Eli.
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If anything's happened
to Eve, Michael...
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Not yet.
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But your daughter has the courage
of her convictions, Xena.
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She's gone to confront
Caligula's persecution.
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Eve's in Rome?
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If I find out that you're behind
any of this, Michael, I swear, I...
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As you well know, Xena,
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your daughter obeys
a higher power than me.
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Michael, don't forget...
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If I can kill gods...
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I can kill angels too.
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Behold before you...
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the supreme incarnation
of immortality on Earth.
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All hail the great
god-emperor, Caligula,
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who fears nothing,
and cannot be vanquished.
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Whoa, whoa, Domastecles.
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Good girl.
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Do it.
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Come on.
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My lord...
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- I pray for your mercy.
- Well, praying is good.
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Praying could buy you your life...
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as long as your prayers
are only for me
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and my eternal cult of blood.
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Emperor...
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I cannot forsake my religion.
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Then you forsake... your life.
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Tie him up.
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Come on.
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Let him go.
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Who's this?
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Eve of the Elijans!
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You know, I wish I hadn't been away
in the provinces when you were Livia.
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I would have enjoyed meeting
the bitch of Rome.
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Now I'm the bitch for Rome
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and her people,
through the god of Eli
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whose love is an unconquerable force,
once it has entered the soul.
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As his message spreads, Caligula,
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your days of tyranny are over.
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Now I remember
why I love to kill Elijans.
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It's the only thing
that shuts them up.
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What was that?
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She's coming too fast.
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Stop her!
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Eve, come with me.
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Get her!
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Well, I don't know who you are,
but I like your style.
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Yeah?
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How do you like this?
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Ares, you fool!
What do you think you're doing?
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I can't let you kill my sister.
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What?
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Aphrodite and Caligula's lives
are bound together.
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If he dies...
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you destroy her too.
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In the time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
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She was Xena.
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A mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle.
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The power...
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the passion...
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the danger...
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Her courage will change the world.
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The God You Know
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- Are you all right?
- Gabrielle, I'm fine.
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You shouldn't be here.
This is my mission.
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Your mother's mission
is protecting you.
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Eve...
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There are some Elijans hiding
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in the catacombs
on the outside of town.
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We'll join you there.
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- Go.
- Ok.
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Ok...
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Either you're incredibly stupid...
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or you know that there's nothing
I enjoy more than a good surprise.
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Ok! Bad touching. No.
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Stopping now.
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Guards, take him to the prison...
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- and take that Elijan with him.
- My lord, she's disappeared.
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Well, find her!
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I'll make sure that her demise
is particularly spectacular.
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I'm getting bored
of all these distractions.
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Well, then, my dear,...
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you should rest.
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All right...
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Why don't you try and tell me just
exactly what you think you were doing?
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Allow me to explain.
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I am Cynda of Thrace.
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I represent the financial interest
of the great charioteer, Saba.
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If that buffoon
hadn't interrupted,
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then Saba would have
challenged you to a chariot race.
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A chariot race?
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Well, there may be some gold in it
for you if she can entertain me.
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Being a god can be so boring.
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And I do so love tall girls...
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Come with me.
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You will be my guest of honor
at the palace...
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so that I can enjoy your company...
until the race.
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Feels good.
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You know, Rome...
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this place irks me.
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Gabrielle, we've gotta stop Caligula
from killing Eve.
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Xena, Eve is safe with the Elijans.
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For now.
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But I don't trust her to stay put.
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We have to stop this mad man
without hurting Aphrodite.
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Which means that we have to find out
what this crazy bond is between them...
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and break it.
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We have to stop this Caligula from
committing genocide for his cult of blood.
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Yes.
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All right...
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Now, Aphrodite should
be at the party.
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I want you to go there, find her,
and try to talk some sense into her.
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I'm gonna join you there later.
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I need to go to the dungeon...
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and talk to Ares.
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Good luck.
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Xena, don't forget,
you're the guest of honor!
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Aphrodite...
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You're looking beautiful.
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You just seem a little different.
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Aphrodite, don't you remember me?
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You're being very familiar...
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considering I'm a goddess and...
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you're a butt-kissing parasite.
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Aphrodite, I'm your friend.
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Leave me alone.
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Aphrodite!
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Aphrodite, are you ok?
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Fabulous!
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I'm wonderful!
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I've never been so happy.
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So... So...
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- What?
- So happy.
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What are you doing?!
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Where is she?
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I love him so him sooo much!
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Caligula?
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Aphrodite, I don't believe that.
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Aphrodite...
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You must forgive her.
She's tired and emotional.
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I can tell.
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And where is your Saba?
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She insults both
the emperor and the god
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with her failure to appear.
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It's time for the praetorian
guard to hunt her down.
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Maybe then she'll learn
the importance of punctuality...
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in death.
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Xena, thank the heavens.
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How's Aphrodite?
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I was hoping you could tell me.
What happened to her?
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I came to Rome because I heard
she was losing her mind.
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You see, without the God of War,
the Goddess of Love becomes unbalanced.
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Caligula...
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You aren't going to leave before
my world-renowned performance?
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- Performance?
- Yes.
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What does Caligula
have to do with this?
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It's like he's some
kind of succubus...
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sucking her godhood
from her bit by bit.
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Now, if you thought
he was bad as an emperor...
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imagine him with
the powers of a full god.
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And there's nothing
I can do about it.
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- Maybe I can.
- No.
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No.
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I've gotta come between them
before it's too late.
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Sleep.
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Brilliant!
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Fabulous!
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Did you get to Aphrodite?
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She doesn't recognize us.
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Saba!
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We've missed your company.
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I am at your command, sire.
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Careful...
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I can have some pretty
unusual commands.
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But... your idea
about the chariot race...
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First we need to know...
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that you're a worthy opponent
to race the god Caligula.
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Name your task, lord.
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I will prove myself worthy
of your indulgence.
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Good.
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Prove yourself.
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Kill him.
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In a former life...
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my manager and I had
a little floor show
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which we would like now to perform
for you in honor of our emperor's...
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exotic taste in entertainment.
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Now you're talking.
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Do you want a piece of this?
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I'm tempted...
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Deeply tempted, but I...
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I, I, I... I can't.
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Well, just as you like.
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Though I would like to give you
a taste of what you'll be missing.
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You are the savage one!
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You have no idea.
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And now...
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let us entertain you.
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You know, I have fantasized about this
in a hundred different situations.
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I've gotta tell ya...
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- I never got to this scenario.
- Well, enjoy it while you can...
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'cause in about 30 seconds...
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all hell is gonna break loose.
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Guards! Put that woman in chains!
Immediately!
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Now?
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Come on... Don't make
'em go home now.
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I said no!
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Everyone, I want this hall cleared!
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Immediately!
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All of you, go!
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You! Guard!
Come here, now!
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Take out your dagger.
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Do it!
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Stab me in the arm.
Come on!
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I still have it.
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Oh, my sweet immortality.
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Blood...
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I'm gonna die!
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It's a small wound.
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Today, maybe.
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But then a bigger one and then
one day, like every pathetic mortal...
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I'll be dead.
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Aphrodite, listen to me.
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You know me, Aphrodite.
I'm your friend.
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I'm not staying here
to listen to this!
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Nice touch...
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Saba...
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When you bit my lip...
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you made me bleed.
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How is that possible?
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I'm an immortal.
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00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,856
Join the club.
267
00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:58,328
Caligula, I am immortal too.
268
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,310
Saba, the charioteer's a god?
269
00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:04,663
No, Saba, the celtic goddess
of sex, is a god.
270
00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:07,677
When I heard that the Olympians
had met an untimely end
271
00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:10,772
I thought this was a perfect
opportunity for me to spread my...
272
00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:12,287
wings.
273
00:19:12,764 --> 00:19:14,521
And of course, when I saw you...
274
00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:17,070
I knew you'd make the perfect ally.
275
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,244
Well, what power do you have?
276
00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:22,057
You've already
experienced my powers.
277
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:27,685
I have the ability to pierce
the veil of immortality...
278
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,958
to make gods bleed.
279
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,108
to make gods die.
280
00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:34,412
It's an uncommon gift.
281
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:38,053
And a risk for any god
to keep you around.
282
00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:39,671
A risk not to...
283
00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:42,220
especially when you compare me
284
00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:44,972
to that washed-out
dish rag Aphrodite.
285
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,749
Where is she, anyway?
286
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,765
Forget her.
287
00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:52,121
She's weak.
288
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,457
Now, how much better would it be
289
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:58,998
if there were two healthy gods
using one another?
290
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,332
You mean...
291
00:20:04,357 --> 00:20:06,715
you and I?
292
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,560
Well, otherwise,
you'll be known as
293
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,490
"Caligula, god of messed-up freaks."
294
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,726
How dare you speak
to me in that way?
295
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,729
Do you know who you're talking to?
296
00:20:21,347 --> 00:20:22,238
Do you?
297
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,428
My offer's on the table, Caligula.
298
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,199
And think about it carefully.
299
00:20:36,252 --> 00:20:38,738
I make a very good friend...
300
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,713
and an even better enemy.
301
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,118
Caligula...
302
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:55,096
My cowardly son.
303
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,523
Don't you recognize
your own mother's voice?
304
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:02,979
I see you've become the pathetic man
we always thought you'd be.
305
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,530
- You're the laughingstock of all Rome.
- No!
306
00:21:06,555 --> 00:21:08,813
You murdered your
own family for this?
307
00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:10,425
I am a god!
308
00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:13,567
While you are just
voices in my head!
309
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,700
You're dead!
Leave me alone!
310
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,665
Leave you alone...
311
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,406
By the heavens, somebody!
312
00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,042
- Save me!
- Caligula...
313
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:31,380
You're the only one
who can save yourself.
314
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,142
What sort of demon are you?
315
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,333
At last.
316
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,235
I'm ready.
317
00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:03,838
You are ready?
318
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,458
Yes, archangel.
319
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:11,880
You're afraid?
320
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,521
No, it's...
321
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,583
I'm...
322
00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:18,991
Have no fear.
323
00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:54,059
I give unto Caesar
all that is Caesar's.
324
00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:57,083
But I bring also the message of Eli.
325
00:22:57,108 --> 00:22:59,616
The only true path to redemption.
326
00:22:59,938 --> 00:23:02,407
Oh, you are so earnest...
327
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,108
This is going to be fun.
328
00:23:06,569 --> 00:23:09,342
Let go of lust and violence.
329
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,877
Open your heart to truth and hope.
330
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,993
Lust and violence,
or truth and hope.
331
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,159
I think I'll stick
with the status quo.
332
00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:25,813
- Oh, fabulous.
- What?
333
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:28,650
Caligula...
334
00:23:29,198 --> 00:23:31,854
What on Earth did you
think you were doing?
335
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:35,668
I don't need you to
interfere with my mission.
336
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:40,348
Granted she's a bit irritating,
but why here and now?
337
00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:43,740
Well, the demon with wings said
that if I spilt her blood
338
00:23:43,765 --> 00:23:46,663
it would ensure my legacy
as the greatest of all gods.
339
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,405
The demon with wings?
340
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:51,475
My dear...
341
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:55,733
Why here and now, when there is
neither sport nor glory in it?
342
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,461
Glory?
343
00:23:59,047 --> 00:24:00,523
For your cult of blood.
344
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,854
Why, this could be
a missed opportunity.
345
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,284
Every cult needs followers.
346
00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:07,379
If you were to, for example,
347
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:11,623
exterminate the messenger of Eli
in front of the masses, why...
348
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,218
Yes...
349
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:16,568
That would make them take notice.
350
00:24:18,061 --> 00:24:20,819
- Superb.
- I am, aren't I?
351
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,030
Why do you prefer Aphrodite to me?
352
00:24:26,055 --> 00:24:28,508
It's not that I prefer her, my sweet.
353
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:31,856
I just need one final thing from her.
354
00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:34,891
What's that?
355
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:37,114
A final kiss...
356
00:24:37,951 --> 00:24:39,092
goodbye.
357
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,950
Why are you doing this to me?
358
00:24:55,645 --> 00:24:56,771
What do you want?
359
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,535
I want my friend back.
360
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,087
I've never seen you before today.
361
00:25:02,106 --> 00:25:04,302
I could turn you
into a mosquito, you know?
362
00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,906
You could have done that
hours ago, but you didn't.
363
00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:08,256
You know why?
364
00:25:08,488 --> 00:25:10,238
Because you do know me.
365
00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:11,751
You don't want to hurt me.
366
00:25:12,258 --> 00:25:15,961
Well, if we're such good friends,
then how come I don't recognize you?
367
00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:20,499
Because you're giving up your identity
to some maniac whom you claim to love.
368
00:25:23,239 --> 00:25:25,481
Michael!
369
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,128
You tried to get Caligula
to kill Eve to force my hand.
370
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,013
Now you go after my girlfriends.
371
00:25:32,276 --> 00:25:33,698
That's not gonna happen.
372
00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:37,539
Bring it on.
373
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,403
Don't be afraid, Michael.
374
00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:23,984
Ok, Michael...
375
00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:27,318
You know the drill.
You got 30 seconds.
376
00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:38,252
Xena, stop it!
377
00:26:40,539 --> 00:26:42,459
10, 9...
378
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:46,118
I was tryin' to kill Aphrodite,
not Gabrielle!
379
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:49,648
Because Caligula is threatening
to become Eli's major foe.
380
00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:52,311
And we can't allow the mad man
to become a full god
381
00:26:52,336 --> 00:26:55,524
which will surely happen if he kisses
Aphrodite one more time.
382
00:26:55,549 --> 00:26:57,114
And the only way I can do that
383
00:26:57,139 --> 00:26:59,286
is by killing Aphrodite.
384
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,690
I've got one more question for ya.
385
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:08,484
What happens to angels
when they die?
386
00:27:09,813 --> 00:27:11,157
Xena, stop it!
387
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:35,552
It's gone.
They've taken it away from me.
388
00:27:35,577 --> 00:27:37,037
What?
What is it?
389
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,699
The power to kill gods, Gabrielle.
390
00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:42,570
It's gone.
391
00:27:56,790 --> 00:27:59,079
I've been looking
for you, Aphrodite.
392
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,157
No!
393
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:24,050
Your passion for me
overrides your good sense...
394
00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:26,394
but I like that in a woman.
395
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:30,904
I will forgive your jealous
outburst, because...
396
00:28:35,451 --> 00:28:37,050
Oh, yeah!
397
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,511
I feel good!
398
00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:40,869
Watch me!
399
00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:45,907
Aphrodite...
400
00:28:47,979 --> 00:28:51,049
Gabrielle, I know we're like close,
but is this appropriate?
401
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,356
Is it really you?
402
00:28:54,629 --> 00:28:56,989
Ok, Gab...
Has anyone ever told you...
403
00:28:57,014 --> 00:28:59,241
that you can be like a total ditz?
404
00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:00,506
Aphrodite...
405
00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:02,412
What do you think about Caligula?
406
00:29:02,437 --> 00:29:05,023
Um, nothing...
Caligula, eww...
407
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:07,236
The bond between them's been broken.
408
00:29:08,779 --> 00:29:10,443
Ok, whatever.
I'm getting us out of here.
409
00:29:12,811 --> 00:29:14,100
You can't, Aphrodite.
410
00:29:15,429 --> 00:29:17,718
Caligula is truly a god now.
411
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:24,872
Open the door.
412
00:29:26,846 --> 00:29:27,978
Leave us.
413
00:29:30,884 --> 00:29:31,853
Eve...
414
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:35,652
What's happened?
415
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:39,732
Aphrodite's got her mind back...
416
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,832
but she's lost her immortality.
417
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:46,990
So he's a full god now...
418
00:29:47,294 --> 00:29:48,505
It gets worse.
419
00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:52,123
Eli has stripped me
of my power to kill gods.
420
00:29:52,788 --> 00:29:55,530
It means I have no way
of halting Caligula's madness.
421
00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:05,337
Eve, I'm sorry.
422
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:08,085
It wasn't the punch that hurt.
423
00:30:08,639 --> 00:30:10,936
You trampled right over
the decision I had made.
424
00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:12,812
- I had to, Eve.
- No.
425
00:30:14,002 --> 00:30:15,309
You forget, Mother.
426
00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:16,680
It's my life.
427
00:30:16,802 --> 00:30:18,910
It's my death. It's my choice.
428
00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:21,846
No, you forget.
429
00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,666
I am your mother...
430
00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,356
and I would die before I'd let
him touch a hair on your head.
431
00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:30,781
You can't protect me
from all the cruelty
432
00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:32,524
in the world forever, Mother.
433
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,238
Well, it's funny
you should say that.
434
00:30:46,203 --> 00:30:47,212
Get up!
435
00:31:32,506 --> 00:31:34,306
Citizens of Rome!
436
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,326
You are here
to witness a chariot race...
437
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:41,240
celebrating the allegiance
between your god-emperor
438
00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:44,727
and his new queen,
the goddess Saba.
439
00:31:49,473 --> 00:31:51,215
Long may she reign!
440
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,974
The victor of the race
441
00:31:54,385 --> 00:31:56,901
wins the right to kill
442
00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:58,652
Eve of the Elijans
443
00:31:58,891 --> 00:32:02,649
formerly Livia, the Whore of Rome.
444
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,376
Let it begin!
445
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,700
A victory for Rome!
446
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,007
Oops!
Still gettin' the hang of that!
447
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,453
Here they come!
448
00:33:17,813 --> 00:33:18,797
Look out!
449
00:33:47,769 --> 00:33:48,902
Come on!
450
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,080
Caligula!
451
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,923
Don't you just love this god stuff?
452
00:34:24,948 --> 00:34:26,533
Absolutely!
453
00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:44,091
Me thinks my lord enjoys this sport
a little too much!
454
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,721
You got it, babe!
455
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:54,039
Come on!
456
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,208
Come on! Come on!
457
00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:47,416
Faster!
458
00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:23,789
Well, that was quite a race.
459
00:36:25,762 --> 00:36:28,207
I guess you're gonna be
the one who spills the blood.
460
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:31,037
Yes, I've been waiting for this
opportunity a long time...
461
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:35,087
only it won't be her blood
that's spilt today.
462
00:36:35,374 --> 00:36:36,507
That's Xena.
463
00:36:38,205 --> 00:36:40,314
That's Xena, the Warrior Princess!
464
00:36:46,389 --> 00:36:47,186
Xena?
465
00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:50,227
Xena...
466
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,373
I know that name.
467
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:56,281
Yes, Xena, Slayer of...
468
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,370
Gods.
469
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,620
Also known as Xena,
mother of the girl...
470
00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:05,277
you so charmingly
called "Whore of Rome".
471
00:37:06,832 --> 00:37:08,519
Perhaps... we could...
472
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:13,312
renegotiate the exact
terms of the prize.
473
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,195
No.
474
00:37:18,815 --> 00:37:26,835
Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
Xena! Xena! Xena! Xena!
475
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:29,657
The only thing we'll negotiate
is what happens to you.
476
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,426
Caligula, I have been
killing gods for years
477
00:37:34,451 --> 00:37:37,123
and you can hardly
throw a fireball straight.
478
00:37:37,514 --> 00:37:38,889
So, you gotta ask yourself...
479
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:40,912
Do you feel lucky?
480
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,979
Xena! Xena! Xena!
481
00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:46,903
I am your emperor!
482
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:48,943
I am your god!
483
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,623
How dare you not give me
the respect that I deserve?
484
00:37:55,676 --> 00:37:57,317
You're nothing!
485
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:01,576
I allow you to worship me!
486
00:38:12,281 --> 00:38:13,930
Hold on, Caligula.
487
00:38:15,257 --> 00:38:18,030
I'm going to spare you
the humiliation...
488
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:21,029
of dying on your knees.
489
00:38:22,993 --> 00:38:24,736
- Please...
- Listen to me.
490
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,047
Still, you're gonna have
what you've always wanted.
491
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,732
Your place amongst
the pantheon of Roman gods.
492
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:34,859
What better way to start
your new cult of blood
493
00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:37,504
than with the ultimate act
of bloodshed...
494
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,461
the spilling of your own blood?
495
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:42,756
They... They hate me.
496
00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:44,715
Don't listen to them.
497
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,013
They think I'm weak!
498
00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:48,257
Then prove to them you're not.
499
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:51,031
Caligula, kill yourself.
500
00:38:52,276 --> 00:38:53,675
If I kill ya...
501
00:38:54,606 --> 00:38:56,669
you're just another dead god.
502
00:38:57,949 --> 00:39:00,621
But if you were to kill yourself...
503
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:02,413
Then...
504
00:39:02,889 --> 00:39:04,614
Then my name lives forever.
505
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:06,941
Forever. Yes.
506
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:12,587
Do it, Caligula.
507
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:14,924
Take your rightful place.
508
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,870
Do it.
I understand you.
509
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:22,809
Yes.
510
00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:25,057
Live... forever!
511
00:39:44,723 --> 00:39:47,719
The only person in all Rome
who could kill Caligula...
512
00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:50,373
was Caligula.
513
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,173
How are you feeling?
514
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,997
Dirty.
515
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:12,867
How should I feel?
516
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:15,761
Xena, there was
nothing you could do...
517
00:40:16,461 --> 00:40:18,531
- He was evil.
- No.
518
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:22,807
He was damaged.
519
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,383
- He wasn't evil.
- It's not fair.
520
00:40:28,755 --> 00:40:29,973
It's not fair!
521
00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:37,199
It's not fair! It's not fair!
It's not fair!
522
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,131
Welcome to my nightmare, sis.
523
00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:43,197
Gabrielle...
524
00:40:43,469 --> 00:40:45,236
When you were trying
to get through to me earlier...
525
00:40:45,261 --> 00:40:47,400
you said a coupl'a times
that you were my friend.
526
00:40:48,187 --> 00:40:49,351
Did you really mean that?
527
00:40:50,476 --> 00:40:51,523
Absolutely.
528
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,751
How cloyingly sentimental...
529
00:40:56,047 --> 00:40:57,891
but very much appreciated.
530
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,453
All right, everyone...
531
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,055
Let's get outta here.
532
00:41:06,858 --> 00:41:07,710
Come on.
533
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:12,813
Are you sorry, Mother?
534
00:41:13,036 --> 00:41:15,809
To lose your greatest gift?
The ability to kill gods?
535
00:41:16,276 --> 00:41:18,120
Nah, it'll just make life spicier.
536
00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:20,793
Besides, I've still got
my two greatest gifts
537
00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:23,548
and I've got no intention
of losing either of them.
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