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(HANNAH MOANS SOFTLY)
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Ah!
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(GROANS)
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HANNAH: I don't get
why you won't just come to dinner.
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You're gonna have to see her eventually.
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RAY: Actually, no. I won't.
I never get when people say that.
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We live in a huge sprawling metropolis
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where it's very, very easy to avoid
the person you don't want to see.
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- Forever.
- Yeah, but that's so sad.
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Why? Because we once shared
true and stunning intimacies
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and now we're nothing more than strangers?
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- Exactly.
- That's not sad, Hannah.
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That's called life, okay? Everything dies.
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I don't want to hear about this again.
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What's sad to me is the fact
that you're still working here,
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muddying the waters
of my new establishment.
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- That's sad.
- HANNAH: You begged me.
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You said I was your Squeaky Fromme.
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RAY: I never used those words.
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- Mmm. Hi.
- Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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I dropped my keys down a subway grate.
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- Oh, hey, Ray.
- New apartment is working out great.
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Oh, great, great. Great, good. Yeah.
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Did you meet my neighbor Nancy?
She's a fuck...
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(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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- You okay?
- She's a pistol.
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Hey, can I get the keys out of your pocket?
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- I left the oven on.
- What's going on?
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NATALIA: Adam?
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Adam.
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- Who is that?
- I don't know.
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- Who is that?
- I don't know anybody here.
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Well, you're not looking at them,
so how can you know them?
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Fucking going. Come over here.
Get over here.
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Okay, well, she's coming over.
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You big, tall, dumb slice of dog shit.
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Hey, hey. Hey, Natalia.
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Look at her. Look at this angel.
Look what you did to her.
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She looks good to me. Very pretty.
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- She's changed.
- I don't want to do this, okay?
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I don't want to do this. Let's just go.
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Oh, no, no. We cannot go, no.
No, this man jilted you.
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You, a saint. He said he loved you
and then he just never called you again.
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Yes, I know. I know.
And I am very sorry about that.
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I just didn't understand
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for, like, a few weeks, you know,
that it had really happened.
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I know. I know. And I'm sorry.
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I just kind of thought that
you'd come back with an explanation.
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(SIGHS) I don't even know why I wanted one.
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Our whole thing was so fucked anyway.
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- I just... (CHUCKLES)
- ADAM: I, um...
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I have, uh, trouble with confrontation.
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Okay, well, maybe she has trouble
being fucked like a piece of meat
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and being told that she's all you need.
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All right, guess what? She's pregnant.
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Okay? She's pregnant with your child.
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What you put in her, it made a baby in her
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and now she's pregnant.
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How does it feel to abandon your son?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Feel it. It's yours.
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It's fucking yours.
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- That's right.
- No, I'm not.
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- That's right.
- Okay, I am not pregnant.
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- ANGIE: But you could be.
- Fucking shit.
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You completely could be
impregnated by this donkey
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and he'd never know
'cause he fucking disappeared.
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- You are a donkey.
- Okay, I think, Hannah, it's time for us to go.
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NATALIA: Hannah?
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This is Hannah?
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- This... This is Hannah?
- Did you leave in a rush?
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(RAY CHUCKLES)
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NATALIA: It's really nice to meet you, Hannah.
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Hi.
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Wow. So you know
what you have on your hands here, right?
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You know?
You know that you have an off-the-wagon,
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Neanderthal, sex addict, sociopath
who's gonna fuck you like he's never met you
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- and like he doesn't love his own mother?
- His own mother.
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And then you're gonna turn around and cry,
'cause that's what you do.
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- (SCOFFS)
- Does he like to eat you out from behind?
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Does he bite your neck?
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Does he sound like a dying dog
when he's fucking you
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and he shoots his cum all over the place
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- like it's goddamn confetti?
- Uh, we're in public.
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- Fucking in my hair.
- Babe, you're better than this.
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NATALIA: I had to get
a goddamn blowout after I left.
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You know what? You're right.
Let's just get out of here.
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You know what? I hope you two...
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You should just enjoy your urine-soaked life
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fucking like the two feral animals
that you both are.
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You're gonna end up with a baby
that you don't know how to care for.
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- You're gonna fucking kill your kid.
- It's gonna die.
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- You're gonna give it spoiled formula.
- Dead. Gross.
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You're not gonna get any milk
out of those tits.
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I just hope that you two
enjoy the fucking life that you've chosen.
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And we, we're not paying the check. Thanks.
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And we're not paying the check. Thanks.
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RAY: It's on the house.
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I really like that blonde one.
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So feisty.
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Feisty shiksa.
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EVIE: You don't understand how hard it is
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- to get to this place.
- (SIGHS)
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I didn't get here overnight.
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I did a lot of self-work. I did charity work.
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I worked on my body. I worked on myself.
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You have to work hard to move on.
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I am, okay? How do you not think I'm trying?
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I've changed my whole life.
I'm doing everything differently.
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Why are you being like this?
Why are you yelling at me?
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Because I am fucking sick
of talking about him.
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He is just the first of 20 guys
who is gonna fuck you over.
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That's just what guys do.
Why focus on this one?
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It's not like he was Liam Hemsworth
or Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum
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or, I don't know, Jan-Michael Vincent.
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I thought I was gonna spend my life with him.
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You of all people
should know what that's like.
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It's hard and it's scary.
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We don't get scared. That's not our style.
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- I gave you my middle name, Marie,
- (SIGHS)
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because it has a legacy of strength
and independence.
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Yeah, you know what else it has?
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Only one letter differentiates it
from my first name.
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- Which is really weird.
- Oh!
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Mom, I go into the city to work every day
at a job where I am respected.
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I have friends. I'm getting a new apartment.
I've already fixed everything.
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Oh! (LAUGHING)
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MARNIE: Yo.
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Marn, where were you? I have a meeting.
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I know. I'm sorry. It was my fucking mom.
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- Okay, I'm sorry. I love you.
- I love you, too.
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- I'm sorry.
- HANNAH: Fine.
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(SIGHS)
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Hi, I'm Kelvyn and, uh, I'm an addict.
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I'm having some issues with change.
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You know, the first three years
that I lived in New York,
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it was magic. It was just pure magic.
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I mean, it was like my block
was like a Fellini movie.
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But one that you would
actually want to watch.
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Just the characters that you would see.
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I just miss the way that I would just
go to the fucking corner
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to see what Brenda, the guy with the flattop,
was doing, you know?
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And Brenda's not there anymore.
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(STAMMERS) That whole world
isn't there anymore.
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They're all gone. (CRYING)
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Hey, hey. It's not your fault.
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KELVYN: (SOBBING) Yes, it is. It's my fault.
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JOCK: Mindy. Mindy.
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Let's touch with our hearts, not our hands.
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What does Kelvyn's share
bring up for you, Jessa?
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Mmm?
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JOCK: Nothing?
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No, just how awkward it is watching everyone
try and get it up for each other.
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This guy's crying because
a FroYo opened up on his block.
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He's trying to think of the saddest thing
he can think of and it's not that sad.
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She's a bitch.
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Mindy, try and stay in your experience.
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- MINDY: She's a bitch. That's my experience.
- (CHUCKLES)
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That's good.
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How long, Jessa, have you been using?
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What do you want, Jock?
Do you want me to cry?
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Is that what you want?
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About how my dad
has been in rehab 12 times?
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About how I don't even have his number?
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Or my mother, how she can't even
go to the bathroom on her own?
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Or how alone I feel and without a life vest?
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Is that what you guys want?
Because I can do it.
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I'm really good at it,
but it's really exhausting and boring.
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And, by the way, I figured my shit out already
when I was five years old, okay?
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(CHUCKLES) Heroin is really fun.
But it can also kill you, okay?
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- And Melvin over here...
- KELVYN: Kelvyn.
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Kelvyn over here is a dark horse of society.
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- Not in a good way, my friend.
- Oh, fuck you.
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MINDY: He's not a dark horse.
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(JESSA LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
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JESSA: Okay, let's talk about
Mindy "Methface" over here.
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Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies.
No one has addressed that.
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Scrunchies? I've never worn
a fucking scrunchie in my whole life.
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JESSA: You want to wear them, though.
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How come no one has talked about this guy
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and that he insists on being
called "Phred" with a "P-H"?
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Jock, are you just gonna let her do this?
She's ruining everything.
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She's running the group now.
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- She's in charge.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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- She's not running the group.
- (JESSA COUGHS)
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I'm sorry. Shh.
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(MAN COUGHS)
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Oh, Jessa. Jessa.
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I don't know what else to say.
You're already on male ban.
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Yeah, I know. This sign makes it pretty clear.
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Jessa,
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how do you think you're progressing here?
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You know, I think...
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I think I'm doing really good.
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I haven't done drugs.
Um, I've made some friends,
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some really ugly friends,
and I don't even mind.
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You know, I'm only here because
it's what my grandmother would pay for.
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I do 60 days, and then she gets me
a plane ticket and rent
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and, um, actually, these boots that I want.
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They're called UGGs. They're from Australia.
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That's terrific.
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All right, get your foot off my desk and go.
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This stuff is amazing.
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It's fantastic. You're really cranking on this.
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I'm so glad you're happy with it.
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And I'm also, it goes without saying,
so glad you're not suing me.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were suffering from mental illness?
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That's something we can work with.
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I guess I was embarrassed
to tell you the truth.
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- You were embarrassed?
- Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
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You were embarrassed?
You write about jerking
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a kidney stone out of
some Puerto Rican Jew's dick
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and you're embarrassed?
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(LAUGHS) Okay, I see an inconsistency.
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- Seriously, this stuff is amazing.
- Thank you.
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And I think we should
launch the first chapter on Nerve. com.
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Honestly, any dot-com you want to put it on
is gonna be great by me.
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- But I am gonna work you on this.
- Yes.
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- I'm gonna work you all night.
- Yes.
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Are you ready for that?
Are you healthy enough?
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- Fully. 100%.
- You're not shitting me, right?
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I could not be more ready.
And this isn't like the manic thing I say
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right before I chop my ear off
and send it to you in the mail
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- and blame you for my death.
- (CLATTERS)
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Did you just bite the cup?
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It's famous. It's a trademark. Try it.
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That's what this place is famous for.
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I've been drinking from a cup this whole time
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and I didn't know it was
made of pure chocolate?
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- Thank you so much.
- (LAUGHS) You're welcome.
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Oh, my God.
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So my editor says my writing
is better than it's ever been,
234
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which is really exciting and amazing
235
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because it makes me feel like
everything that's been so terrible
236
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and painful in the last few months
was leading me to this point, you know?
237
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And it's amazing to realize that
my only limitation is my own mind.
238
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Like, I hold the keys
to the prison that is my mind.
239
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What would you say
are the main stressors you're experiencing?
240
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Um, boring stuff like money.
241
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- Money?
- Money's a tough one
242
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because I still don't make enough
and neither does Adam.
243
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He can only contribute
a very small portion to the rent.
244
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You know, whatever
he gets from his grandma
245
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and selling things he makes
out of papier-mâché.
246
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And what does he make
out of the papier-mâché?
247
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Is that important for you to know?
248
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It could be. It could be very important.
249
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Well, I thought the session
was more about me.
250
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Did he ever make a house? Dogs?
251
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Well, if you don't want to talk about it,
252
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- perfectly fine.
- Okay.
253
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Would you say that Adam's lack
of financial success
254
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makes you unhappy?
255
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No, because he's like...
256
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He's not a traditional person,
so he can't just be slotted into any job.
257
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You know, you haven't met him,
but it's just like that's not...
258
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That's not how he works.
Plus, he takes care of me.
259
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In what sense?
260
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Um, let's see.
261
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He makes sure I take my medicine.
262
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- Good.
- He makes sure I eat protein.
263
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- That's very good.
- He does this very kind of calming chant.
264
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That's great. I used to chant.
265
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My chanting, actually, has gotten me through
an awful lot of things.
266
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Okay, what was your chant?
267
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(WHISPERS) It's very private.
268
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Okay.
269
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Yeah, so, it's been hard.
270
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But I'm starting to recognize
that while I am a victim of circumstances,
271
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I have a sickness
that someone else gave to me.
272
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And when I remember that,
273
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I don't want to huff lighter fluid anymore.
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- (MAN CLEARS THROAT)
- Oh.
275
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LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
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Thank you so much, Laura.
277
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I can't tell you how brave
you're being by sharing that.
278
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Thank you.
279
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I feel like you are using
being molested as an excuse.
280
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Excuse me?
281
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I'm really sorry that your uncle fucked you,
282
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but at the end of the day, you know,
we've all been through a lot.
283
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We can't go around
blaming other people for our shit behavior.
284
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,193
I just feel like you're being a bit whiny.
285
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(STAMMERS) I don't really
feel safe around her.
286
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So aggressive. You're so aggressive.
287
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JOCK: Jessa, (CLEARS THROAT)
288
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is there a way you can phrase this idea
that relates to your own struggle a bit more?
289
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Yeah, you haven't once
told us anything about how...
290
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What your feelings are about any of this.
291
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You know? It's not fair.
292
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You're exploiting the generosity
that we've had with you showing our feelings
293
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when you haven't once said
how you feel about how you have feelings.
294
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- (JESSA SCOFFS)
- Yeah, I dare you to tell us how you feel.
295
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Okay, I feel like Laura might be gay.
296
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What the fuck?
297
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JESSA: Hear me out, Laura, okay?
298
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You hated having sex with your boyfriend,
even though he played hockey.
299
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I never said that. I never said that.
300
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And your vest.
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Fuck you, hairstyle.
302
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KELVYN: Jock, this isn't okay.
303
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MINDY: Yeah, it's not okay.
304
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- JOCK: Laura!
- She's not gonna come back.
305
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You see what you've done?
That's what we call "provocation."
306
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KELVYN: Everything's ruined.
307
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JOCK: Laura!
WOMAN: It's supposed to be a safe place.
308
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Get me a napkin.
309
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,264
KELVYN: No.
MINDY: Don't give it to her.
310
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Do you think that 16 tacos
is enough for four people
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if I also get a big bucket of ice cream?
312
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Maybe I'll get two buckets of ice cream,
313
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'cause Marnie's actually
someone who eats more ice cream...
314
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(GROWLING)
315
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I don't want to do this.
316
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Do what? Have dinner? (CHUCKLES)
317
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Have your friends over. I don't want to.
318
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,618
Okay, well, you agreed to it last week.
319
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,912
Yeah, because I didn't think
it would actually happen.
320
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,330
You always bail on them.
321
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,333
I don't always bail on them.
They always bail on me.
322
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,668
Well, someone bails on someone.
323
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,046
Listen, if you want to see them, go see them.
But why do I have to be a part of it?
324
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Because you're my partner in life and love
325
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,009
and I want you to be a part
of everything I do on this earth.
326
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,429
But wouldn't you rather go to the taco
and ice cream shop with your friends
327
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,139
and come back and find me in a good mood
328
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,350
rather than invade our place
and get me all pissed?
329
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,519
No. No, I wouldn't.
330
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,104
I don't make you hang out with
any of my friends.
331
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,939
You don't have any friends.
332
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,691
That's just fucking rude.
333
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,567
So is telling me you hate my friends
334
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,528
like an hour before they're supposed
to walk through our door.
335
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,447
I don't hate your friends. I'm just
not interested in anything they have to say.
336
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,700
I'm not interested in
anything they have to say.
337
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,077
That's not the point of friendship.
338
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,662
And earlier, Natalia was saying that...
339
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,123
Are you really gonna bring up
what Natalia said?
340
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:27,212
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
It's just we need some shared experiences.
341
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,880
Well, I'm not gonna
change into a different person
342
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,674
just 'cause you want me to.
343
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:34,636
You have to.
It's called "being in a relationship."
344
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,764
So you say.
345
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,350
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
346
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,061
JESSA: Are you allowed to smoke in here?
347
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,229
I am.
348
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,816
How do you get them to leave you alone?
349
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,401
I have a very respectable accent.
350
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,777
Yeah, but so do I.
351
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,696
You have the accent of a little girl
352
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,241
who grew up somewhere
between Heathrow and JFK.
353
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,702
My daughter's is similar.
354
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,078
How old is she?
355
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,873
About your age, I guess.
356
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,500
Haven't seen her for a while.
357
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,836
Her mother hates me
and she takes after her mother.
358
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:14,801
Do you know that today in group
some dumb bitch threw coffee in my face?
359
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,554
All because I told her that she's a lesbian.
360
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,765
- I did her that favor.
- (LAUGHS)
361
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:23,810
I just got to it quickly rather than this bullshit
of everyone tiptoeing around it
362
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,729
and just told her she's a raging fucking dyke.
363
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,773
(CHUCKLES) Dyke or no dyke,
364
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,274
people have to come to things
in their own time.
365
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,235
Now, you have to learn
when honesty is righteous
366
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,238
and when honesty is
nothing more than a party trick.
367
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,410
You're a real shit
for not knowing how old your daughter is.
368
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:44,372
Right, filtered through the kaleidoscope
of your own daddy issues.
369
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,876
- I do not have daddy issues.
- Please, we all have them.
370
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,879
Now, periodically, if you can,
371
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:56,134
take time to reflect on the daddy issues
that your daddy had with his daddy,
372
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,637
and his daddy with his daddy,
and his daddy before him
373
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:02,224
and every daddy that's been
going on daddying before that daddy.
374
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,351
I know you know this. You're quite wise.
375
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,103
You know nothing about me.
376
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,272
(BLOWS) Wisdom comes from experience.
377
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,901
And I suspect you've had many,
many experiences.
378
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,445
Too many, probably,
for someone of your age.
379
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,572
I've had fun.
380
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,242
But it wasn't always fun, was it?
381
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,496
No.
382
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,754
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
383
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,089
Yodels.
384
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,133
Yodels.
385
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,593
(SCOFFS)
386
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,554
What do you want?
387
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,389
To apologize.
388
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,015
LAURA: To me?
389
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,100
Yes, you.
390
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,644
I don't want you to be mad at me.
391
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,689
I would hate if you hated me.
392
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,109
Okay, whatever.
393
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,403
And I'm sorry for your uncle fucking you.
394
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,281
And, uh, I'm also sorry
395
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,867
that you've been through a lot
and I understand.
396
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,286
I said, whatever.
397
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,247
(SNORTS)
398
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,250
I guess I don't need this in here.
399
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,671
I had a weird uncle. He was gay,
400
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,716
but he also said a lot of awful things to me.
401
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:22,095
I was the first person he told
that he had AIDS and I was five.
402
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,514
Did you know what AIDS was?
403
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,560
Yes, and I don't know how.
404
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,271
But the point is,
is that I also feel like a victim.
405
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,148
Often.
406
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,567
(INHALES DEEPLY)
407
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,195
I am a lesbian.
408
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,780
I think.
409
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:45,035
But I still don't like when people
tell my business out in public.
410
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,079
And I don't like to freakin' play sports.
411
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:52,751
People always think "lesbians like sports."
And it's like, what?
412
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:56,463
I'm like, worried if I tell anybody,
they're gonna ask me to do sports.
413
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,590
It's just... Ugh!
414
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,467
Do you know how cool this is?
415
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,721
It's like I bet the minute that you accept this,
416
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,640
you won't ever want to do drugs again.
417
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,642
They were a placeholder for pussy.
418
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,268
(CHUCKLES)
419
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,731
Have you ever kissed a girl?
420
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,692
SHOSHANNA: Basically,
it's the beginning of a somewhat
421
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,736
sexually adventurous time for me.
422
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:24,783
I'm alternating nights of freedom
with nights of academic focus
423
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,787
so that at the end of my senior year,
I will have had both experiences
424
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,915
while also being super well-prepared
for the professional world.
425
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,834
It sounds like a really good plan.
426
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:38,296
- It sounds smart and strong and feminist.
- SHOSHANNA: Mmm-hmm.
427
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,215
What do you think, baby? Good plan, right?
428
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,842
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I think...
429
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,427
I think, um...
430
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,097
I think what you think, pretty much.
431
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,431
MARNIE: I think it's really smart.
432
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,394
If you can avoid love and feelings
and matters of the heart and soul,
433
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,020
- you will be so much better off.
- SHOSHANNA: Mmm-hmm.
434
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,022
ADAM: That's the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
435
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,316
She's going through a breakup.
436
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,902
No, no, he's right. It totally is.
437
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,904
I appreciate your candor, Adam.
I always have.
438
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,823
You're welcome.
439
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,742
I sort of feel like Charlie's gonna just
materialize in a couple of months
440
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,577
at some random fucking hospital
441
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,413
and he's gonna turn out to be
one of those people
442
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,747
who has a brain tumor that makes him crazy
443
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,125
like that dude who had a tumor
that made him a pedophile.
444
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,794
And then once they medically
remove it or whatever,
445
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,254
he's gonna go back to being normal.
446
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,006
It's not impossible.
447
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,550
He could be the subject of
the next Oliver Sacks book.
448
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,927
I don't think so. I saw him.
449
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,388
You saw Charlie?
450
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,681
ADAM: Yup.
451
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,932
- Why didn't you tell me?
- (SIGHS)
452
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,269
You know, it just didn't seem...
We're not really friends.
453
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,604
- Did you know?
- No.
454
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:40,316
He did not tell me that he ran into Charlie
on Bedford Avenue.
455
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,860
- Did he ask about me?
- Of course not.
456
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,196
Yeah, actually. He said, "How's, uh, Marnie?"
457
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,323
What did you say?
458
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:50,368
I said, "She's good. She's good.
She seems very clean."
459
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:53,830
He said, you had a new job.
He said, you had a new boyfriend from Spain.
460
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,750
Did he seem like he had a girlfriend?
461
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,336
You all look very gorgeous this evening.
462
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,964
Thank you so much, my love.
Why don't we have some chips?
463
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,676
I didn't buy these chips for my health,
you know what I'm saying?
464
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,971
- Marn.
- (CRYING)
465
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,223
I just... (SNIFFLES)
466
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,393
I'm so sick of crying because
this whole situation makes no sense.
467
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:18,229
I mean, we bought the ingredients
to make grilled pizzas
468
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,731
and we were going to make grilled pizzas.
469
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,983
And the day we were
supposed to do that, he left me.
470
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,236
On what fucking planet
does that make any sense?
471
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,488
(SNIFFLES)
472
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,075
Cheers to your fucking book, Hannah, really.
(CRYING)
473
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,242
Thank you so much. But, Marn,
474
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,744
we're not gonna
talk about my book right now.
475
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,748
This isn't the appropriate time to discuss
my incredibly exciting professional endeavor.
476
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,750
No, it is the time. It's totally the time.
477
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,045
We should also talk about
how fucking good this taco is. Huh?
478
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,464
Am I right?
479
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,426
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
480
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,722
(LAURA MOANING)
481
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:53,848
(DOOR OPENS)
482
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,726
- (LAURA GASPS)
- (SIGHS)
483
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,188
This is getting logged.
484
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,150
ADAM: When I was 22,
this Colombian girl dumped me.
485
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:08,780
She was both Colombian
and went to the university, Columbia.
486
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,324
And she was beautiful and she was smart
487
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:14,077
and she was related
to Gabriel García Márquez.
488
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,330
And just as fast as we fell in love,
she disappeared.
489
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,958
And I knew she had just used me.
490
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,502
You know, she was an intellectual
and I was a thug.
491
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,462
And I just stared at the ceiling all day
492
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:27,298
remembering the first time
we fucked on my couch
493
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:31,719
in Sunnyside after a rainstorm on a Thursday.
494
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,680
Okay, I'm not a jealous person by nature,
495
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,807
- but I really hate this story.
- (SHUSHING)
496
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,434
He's telling an incredibly beautiful
and romantic story.
497
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,311
Then one day
after being fucked up for months,
498
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,480
I realized something.
499
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,691
I didn't know her.
500
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,526
She didn't know me.
501
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,155
Just because I tasted her cum and spit
502
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:52,282
or could tell you her middle name
or knew what record she liked,
503
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,658
that doesn't mean anything.
That's not a connection.
504
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,326
Anyone can have that.
505
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:58,788
Really knowing someone is something else.
506
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,374
It's a completely different thing.
507
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,002
And when it happens,
you won't be able to miss it.
508
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,837
You will be aware.
509
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,965
And you won't hurt or be afraid.
510
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,176
Okay?
511
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,888
- Okay.
- Okay?
512
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,307
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- Okay.
513
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,187
So I went down on fat gay Laura.
514
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,314
It was basically charity.
515
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:27,317
You have a pretty skewed
view of the world, Jessa.
516
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:32,864
Usually the more I get to know a person,
the more sense they make to me, but not you.
517
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:36,784
Do you understand the implications
your behavior has on Laura,
518
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,245
- on your family...
- You know, you can't make things
519
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:42,165
that mean nothing mean something.
520
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,626
Oh, wow.
521
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,544
Did you read that off a fortune cookie?
522
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,088
Are you a sociopath?
523
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,799
Are you a method actor researching a role?
524
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,552
Well, congratulations.
You got yourself kicked out of rehab.
525
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,721
You did what you set out to do.
526
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,475
Are we done?
527
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,071
(ADAM GRUNTING)
528
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,910
(BOTH MOANING)
529
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,257
See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
530
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,926
That was fucking great.
531
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,680
No, I mean with my friends.
It was such a successful dinner.
532
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:43,017
And I hate them so much more
when I'm not in the same place as them.
533
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,270
And you were so sweet to Marnie.
534
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:49,023
She really needed it
and I just felt like I know you.
535
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:53,361
No matter what your crazy ex-girlfriend says,
I really know you.
536
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,363
- Hey.
- Yeah?
537
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,742
I really don't want to see your friends
for, like, three months.
538
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,952
- Okay?
- (CHUCKLES)
539
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,997
- I'm sorry, I just... I can't.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
540
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,876
Who is that? "Unknown number"? I hate that.
541
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,296
Don't answer.
542
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,380
Hello?
543
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,257
Hi, it's Jessa.
544
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,260
Jessa?
545
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,971
Don't scream. Relax, please.
546
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,433
Did you really just say "relax" to me?
Is that really what you just did?
547
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,185
Because, honestly, sometimes
when you abandon someone
548
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:30,315
and don't tell them where you are for months,
it makes them feel pretty shitty.
549
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,608
So then to call and say, "Oh, please, relax..."
550
00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:36,404
I'm in rehab,
in the middle of Shitsville, Nowhere.
551
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,866
That is so great.
552
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,660
Now I need you to come and get me.
553
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,787
(WHISPERS) What? What'd she say?
554
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,498
I'm gonna place you on hold
for a brief moment.
555
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,715
Baby, how old do you have to be
to rent a car?
556
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:01,471
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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