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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,844 Okay, I'm pretty sure I invented it, and I'm kind of freaking out. 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,081 Sexit. 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,969 - Sexit? -(CHUCKLES) Sexit. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,969 Like, to leave in the middle of sex? Is that what it means? 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,644 You would think that's what it meant, but no. 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,281 What I'm thinking is you leave a party or another public event in order to go have sex. 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,648 You're making a sexy exit. That's a sexit. 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,324 Use it in a sentence. 9 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,210 Uh, let's see. Ray, wanna leave this bar? 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,363 It's lame, but our vibe is on. Let's just make a quick sexit. 11 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,091 I don't wanna do that with you. I'm just showing you how I'd use it. 12 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,161 Okay. 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,129 And what makes you so sure you came up with this word? 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,602 Uh, 'cause I've never heard anyone else say it, because I think if someone had said it, 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,047 it would have gone completely viral, like "booty call." 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,167 Right. 17 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,961 If only there was a modern machine that could answer that question for us. 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,531 Urban Dictionary defines a sexit as, quote, 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,763 "To make a speedy or hasty exit in the middle of sexual intercourse, 20 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,242 "to end intercourse prematurely and just peace out. 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,891 "Also known as a French exit." 22 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,763 I've never heard anyone use it. 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,207 That's because it's awful. 24 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:11,649 - Hi. Could I speak with the manager? - Yeah, I'm the manager. 25 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,171 Great. Hey. 26 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,970 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 27 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,442 I live two blocks thata way in a house, 28 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:23,560 and I think someone from this place is leaving their trash in my cans. 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,448 Mmm-hmm, and why would they do that, considering we have our own dumpster? 30 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,841 I know, right? That's why it's so weird. 31 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,122 And how are you so convinced it's our trash? 32 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,091 The coffee grounds, old bags of pastries, some bills with your address on them. 33 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,441 It's not a ton of trash, but it's more than I want in my cans. 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,608 Mmm-hmm. 35 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,968 I don't know what to say, man. I'm the manager. We have our own dumpster. 36 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,290 Unless someone's taking trash from our dumpster and putting it in your cans for fun... 37 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,169 JOSHUA: Well, I don't know whose idea of fun that would be. 38 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,482 Listen, I'd just love it if you could make it stop. 39 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,642 Oh, yeah? You'd love that? 40 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,967 Look, I can only control what I can control. 41 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,725 Right, which is where your employees put your business' trash. 42 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:03,083 I trained all of my employees personally, professionally. 43 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,969 Each and every one of them. 44 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,283 Even this one over here, which wasn't fuckin' easy. 45 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,241 - Hi. - Hi. 46 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,442 Yeah, I don't mean to point fingers here. 47 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:17,923 I just get a little frustrated when I can't fit my own garbage in my garbage can 48 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,729 because somebody else's is in there. 49 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,802 You can understand that, right? 50 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,325 Ray, maybe there is a world in which... 51 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,769 Maybe we should just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about this all day. 52 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,486 The problem seems to be I don't know how to satisfy you. 53 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,246 It's an unsolved mystery. I can't solve it for you. 54 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,802 I don't understand why your attitude has been so flip since the moment I walked in. 55 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,881 Flip? 56 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,241 I was hoping we could talk, neighbor-to-neighbor. 57 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,925 Neighbor-to-neighbor! 58 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,050 What a world we'd live in if we could talk to each other neighbor-to-neighbor. 59 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,885 Just lean against the fence, and crack open a frosty one, 60 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,281 and cup each other's balls, and sing Kumbaya. 61 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,328 Wake up! Fucking pinko. 62 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,363 JOSHUA: Listen. Listen to me, fun-times guy. 63 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,124 I don't know where you get off behaving this way, 64 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,326 but I do know that, twice a month, 65 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,687 you have a band play here and you serve liquor without a license. 66 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,969 Now, that is information that, up until now, I have chosen not to use. 67 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,122 Have fun with that information. Enjoy that information. 68 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,645 Take a big fucking bite out of that information. 69 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,370 You know what happened the last time we had a show here? 70 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,330 There was a police officer in attendance. Third row. Right at the show. 71 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,367 You know why he came? 72 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,965 'Cause he likes to see me play the fucking body drums. 73 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,008 - That's why. - I don't even know what you're doing. 74 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,810 Corporal percussion. 75 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,646 Is there something we could get you? Like, maybe a cup of coffee? 76 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,683 Yes! How about an empty fucking trash can? 77 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,808 That's what I want! 78 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,291 Get that through your thick head. 79 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,886 What a fucking meatball. 80 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,962 Jesus Christ, that's depressing. 81 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,606 I do not know why you were just so awful to him. 82 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,251 I was awful to him? 83 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,887 That was horrible to watch. 84 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,088 This is a toxic work environment. 85 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,685 You know what? I'm out. I'm out. 86 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,246 Are you fucking serious? 87 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,765 Dead serious. 88 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,731 - You just gonna make a rash sexit like that? - Yup. 89 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,524 What the fuck you guys looking at? 90 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:58,282 Go back to your panda videos before I turn off the Wi-Fi. 91 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,007 (DOORBELL RINGS) 92 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,571 JOSHUA: Hey. 93 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,371 Hey- 94 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,201 Do I know you? 95 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,961 Oh, I work at Grumpy's, where you just were, so... 96 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,041 Oh. 97 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,922 I'm sorry I exploded at your manager, but he's lucky I didn't beat his ass. 98 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,087 Completely. 99 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,848 Honestly, I would do it to him if I could, but I'm not in the position, um, to do that. 100 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,888 I have something to tell you. 101 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,126 Okay. 102 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,411 Just thinking about the right way to phrase this. 103 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,041 Do you want to come in? 104 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,684 Oh, uh... 105 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,371 I don't think that's a very good idea. 106 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,046 I mean, you're basically a complete stranger to me, 107 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,687 so, you know, could really be putting myself in, like, a Ted Bundy situation. 108 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,845 He also looked handsome, clean, and probably had a brownstone. 109 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,206 Okay. 110 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,250 - Okay, this place is unbelievable. - Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's coming. 111 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,444 You want a glass of lemonade? 112 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,806 Mmm-hmm. 113 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,445 I mean, like, I didn't even know houses like this existed in my neighborhood. 114 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,602 Well, it takes a little doing. 115 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:51,369 I was gonna add a solarium off the back, but my plans have stalled for a moment. 116 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,250 - I feel like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. -(CHUCKLES) Thanks. 117 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,811 I think. 118 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,204 - Here you go. - Thank you. 119 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,965 So, what's up? 120 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,050 Oh, with me? Um, let's see. 121 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,202 Just been working all day, since 9:00 a.m., 122 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,045 -(LAUGHS) -thinking about some ideas for things. 123 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,321 Oh, you mean, like, what I wanna talk to you about. 124 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,970 - Yeah. - Gotcha. Um... 125 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,444 Okay, so you're not insane. 126 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,205 I mean, you're probably somewhat insane, like we all are, 127 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:26,649 but in this specific instance with the trash and Grumpy's, you're not, 'cause I did it. 128 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,647 You did it? 129 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,361 I do it. 130 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,160 Put trash places it shouldn't legally go. It's kind of, like, my vice. 131 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,166 Why? 132 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,731 I think it actually makes a lot of sense if I describe it to you, 133 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,723 which is that Ray leaves work early, 134 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,690 I'm supposed to take out the trash, but I lost my dumpster key. 135 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,849 And you saw for yourself what a total fuckin' dick he can be. 136 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,925 So I didn't feel like telling him, so I started looking for places to put it. 137 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,331 Right. 138 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,168 You know? And it's just your house, it was close enough, 139 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:02,326 but it was also far enough and I really liked what the outside looked like, so... 140 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,487 (JOSHUA SIGHS) 141 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,608 You know, that's how it started. 142 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,167 So you're just trying to save your own ass. 143 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,961 - Okay, I'm really sorry. -It's fine. (CHUCKLES) 144 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,565 It won't happen again. (CHUCKLES) 145 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,530 I'll see you around, but not by your trash cans. 146 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,285 Honestly, I think it's just that I've never had my own trash cans, 147 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,441 so it's just hard for me to imagine 148 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,763 how frustrating it would be to have somebody else's trash in them, and I know now... 149 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,360 You said that's how it started with the trash? 150 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,204 Yeah, and then I just kinda started to like the way that it felt. 151 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,045 The whole act of it. 152 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,567 The moment when you drop it in. The moment when you run. 153 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,681 All that. 154 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,208 Oh, this is your cup. 155 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,805 Which is also very nice, like everything that you appear to have. 156 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,246 So... 157 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,284 (SIGHS) 158 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,647 I am so sorry. 159 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,525 That was such a crazy thing to do. 160 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,048 I completely... I can't imagine how invaded you must feel. 161 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:23,445 And I would understand if you wanted to have me arrested, 'cause that is... 162 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,682 - I'm so confused. - Me, too. 163 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,521 Mmm. 164 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,371 How old are you? I don't know if that's a rude question... 165 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,204 - I'm 42. - Okay. 166 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,931 - You? - I'm 24, so we're basically twins, I'd say. 167 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,365 Great. 168 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,044 - What's your name? - Guess. 169 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,525 - Uh... Daisy? -(LAUGHS) I wish that was my name. 170 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,969 - What's your name? - Joshua. 171 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,960 - Uh,so,Josh“. - Joshua. 172 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,650 Sorry, I just... 173 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,127 I knew a Josh that I hated, so... 174 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:32,609 Oh, I always thought that was, like, a cool sports guy name, like Trent or Riley or... 175 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,330 One can hope. 176 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,687 You can't ever compete with a Riley, but... 177 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,482 - So, that was weird. - Yeah. 178 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,926 Super weird. 179 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,164 - I mean, not, like, bad weird. But just... - No, no, not bad weird. 180 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,124 But weird. 181 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:53,008 Because, besides the whole not-knowing-each-other thing... 182 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,090 Which I never do, by the way. I mean, I always have sex with people I know. 183 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,209 I might know that they're bad, but I know them. 184 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,521 Right. 185 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,324 Besides that, I guess, um... 186 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,609 I guess it's kind of a weird time for me. 187 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,682 Um, I'm in the, uh... 188 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,808 I'm in the process... 189 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,042 I'm recently separated. 190 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,644 Oh, so you're married. 191 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,204 But I'm separated. 192 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,131 So I just had sex with a married guy. 193 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,770 (CHUCKLES) 194 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,605 Well, I really appreciate your honesty, Josh. 195 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,807 No Josh. 196 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,805 - My name's Hannah. - Hannah? 197 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,922 Nice, old-fashioned name. 198 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,248 So, Hannah, you like steak? 199 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,041 - Were you planning for guests, or... - No, but I was planning for steak. 200 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,121 Mmm. 201 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,486 - What do you do? - I'm a doctor. 202 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,404 You're a married doctor? 203 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,051 I'm not really married. My wife... 204 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:04,525 The city wasn't working for her, and so she's back in San Diego. 205 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,721 Been there since March, and I'm just plugging away here. 206 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,160 Are you very sad, or... 207 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,321 (CHUCKLES) 208 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,124 it comes in waves. 209 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,608 Well, what did you do? 210 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,011 Wow, um... 211 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,242 I mean, to make her go to San Diego. 212 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,846 Um, boring stuff, really. I, um... 213 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,442 I didn't notice how she was feeling, I worked too much. 214 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:32,447 You know, real stuff that causes problems and marriages to end. 215 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,251 - Do you like it rare? - Super rare. Even rarer than that. 216 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,129 If you could uncook it a little, that would be great for me. 217 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,884 - I'll just hold it up. -(MUSIC BLARING) 218 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,961 (GROANS) 219 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,365 Fuckin' hate those guys. I really do. It's like having a frat house next door. 220 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,728 HANNAH: Hey, this does not look like a frat house. All these guys have buns. 221 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,404 You look like the leader of a frat house. 222 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,329 -(LAUGHS) - Is that really the neighbor you are? 223 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,289 Just, like, shaking your fist, like, "Why, I oughta..." 224 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,563 Yes, yes. It's awful. I'm like... 225 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,405 I'm, like, the oldest guy in this neighborhood by, like, 25 years. 226 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,244 I'm like an old ghost. 227 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,926 Ripped up all the carpet, and the floors were in good shape, 228 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,002 so I didn't have to do much there. 229 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,885 The bedroom, I totally gutted. 230 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,610 Except for the molding. The molding stayed. 231 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,409 And the fireplace. The fireplace was in good shape, so... 232 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,561 Wow. 233 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,961 It was a little fixer-upper. 234 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,849 - But you really fixed it up. - I did. (CHUCKLES) 235 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:23,562 -it's very beautiful. I like all your fixtures. - Well, thank you. 236 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,566 Urn, so I'm gonna go. It's about that time of the night. 237 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,489 What time? What? 238 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,048 Uh, the time when you give someone space. 239 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,009 Well, I like you here. 240 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,769 Well, you say that now, but it is not my first time at the rodeo, so... 241 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,004 Well, if you wanna leave the rodeo, then that's your choice, but I don't mind you staying. 242 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:46,165 Well, if you don't mind having me here... I don't know how I could resist an invitation... 243 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,208 I want you to stay. 244 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,764 - Okay, I'm just gonna try something. - All right. 245 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,609 Beg me to stay. 246 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,529 (LAUGHS) 247 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,200 Please stay. 248 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,489 But, like, sadder, like you're really... 249 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,927 (LOWERED VOICE) Please, stay. Please, stay. 250 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,967 - But not like you're in Toy Story. Like, do it. - Please! Please, don't leave. 251 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,011 Don't leave me. I want you to stay. I want you to stay this night and every night. 252 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:18,688 I don't want you to ever leave my house. I will burn it down if you leave. 253 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,730 There's a good shot I will kill myself when you leave. 254 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,485 I don't... I don't wanna be without you. 255 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,608 I changed my mind. It's stressful. 256 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,408 - What? - You're beautiful. 257 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,843 You really think so? 258 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,008 I do. 259 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,571 Don't you? 260 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,681 Um... 261 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,767 No, I do. It's just not always the feedback that I've been given, so... 262 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:57,083 - Well, you are, very beautiful. - Thank you. 263 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,485 Here. 264 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,642 - You do that. - I got it. 265 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,644 (GROANS) I want you to make me come, okay? 266 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,282 Make me come, Hannah. 267 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,124 Whoa. 268 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,680 What? What happened? 269 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,922 I want you to make me come. 270 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,131 - Do you need help with that? - No. 271 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,084 -(MOANS) - Does that feel good? 272 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,161 Uh-huh. 273 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,004 Feels really good. 274 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,171 (MOANING) 275 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,682 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO) 276 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,886 Morning. 277 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,486 Okay, I think your sweater costs more than my rent. 278 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,488 All right, so, what do we do now? 279 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,851 - Well, I have to go to work. - No, no. You have to call in sick. 280 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,206 I did. 281 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,164 - Are you serious? - Yes. 282 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,562 What happens if a doctor calls in sick? 283 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,887 - Ten to 20 people die. -(LAUGHS) 284 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,161 Come on. 285 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,130 - That's not a big deal. - Yeah, it's not very important. 286 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,248 Come on, we're having such a nice time. 287 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,731 Are we? 288 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,725 - I am. - I mean, lam. 289 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,280 - All right. So? - Okay. 290 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,850 Don't we deserve it? 291 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,931 I haven't played this a lot, but I'm just... I'm very naturally gifted... 292 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,968 -...athletically. - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 293 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,011 I don't do that many sports, but when I do them, people are impressed. 294 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,081 Mmm-hmm. 295 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,125 -(HAN NAH EXHALES) - What you got? 296 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,009 (LAUGHING) 297 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,045 There you go. 298 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,124 Oh! 299 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,442 Oh, that's gonna be yours. That's your point. 300 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,931 - That's my point? - That's your point. 301 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,367 - That was my point. That was my point. -(LAUGHING) 302 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,807 That was my point. That was my point. 303 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,571 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 304 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,041 What? 305 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,561 What? (CHUCKLES) 306 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,801 Mmm. 307 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,805 When you're done, meet me upstairs. We can look at the Moon. 308 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,405 What is the Moon? 309 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,810 - Bye. - Bye. 310 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,490 (SIGHS) 311 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,964 (BEEPING) 312 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,931 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -(WATER RUNNING) 313 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,729 JOSHUA: Still in there? 314 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,051 Hannah? 315 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,040 Hannah? 316 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,327 Hello? 317 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,607 Holy fuck. Hannah. 318 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,366 Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. Wake up. 319 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,090 I'm fainted. 320 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,241 - Feel better? - Mmm-hmm. 321 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,085 I thought I was a gummy worm for, like, seven minutes. 322 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,929 Next time, call me. 323 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,801 - Is this helpful? - Mmm-hmm. 324 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,325 - Good. - Yeah. 325 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,849 (CRYING) 326 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,647 - What? Wait, what did I miss? - Nothing, I'm sorry. 327 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,122 - No, what did I say? - I'm so sorry. You said nothing. 328 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,201 - Okay. - Honestly, you didn't say anything. 329 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:55,320 You didn't do anything, besides just being so great and perfect and... 330 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,524 All right. What is it, sweetie? 331 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,967 Please don't tell anyone this, but... 332 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,164 I want to be happy. 333 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,444 Of course you do. 334 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,610 Of course you do. 335 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,966 Everyone does. 336 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,971 Yeah, but I didn't think that I did. 337 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:24,250 I made a promise such a long time ago that I was gonna take in experiences, all of them, 338 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,051 so that I could tell other people about them and maybe save them, 339 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,970 but it gets so tiring, 340 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:37,403 trying to take in all the experiences for everybody, letting anyone say anything to me. 341 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,328 Then I came here, and I see you. 342 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,404 And you've got the fruit in the bowl and the fridge with the stuff... 343 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,290 The robe, and you're touching me the way that... 344 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,483 I realize I'm not different. 345 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,526 You know? 346 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,730 I want what everyone wants. I want what they all want. I want all the things. 347 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,522 I just want to be happy. 348 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,325 (SOBBING) 349 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,844 You know, there's all these experiences that I just feel like I've asked for. 350 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,402 Things where it's, like, who in their right mind would want that? 351 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,403 You know, like, one time, 352 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,882 I asked someone to punch me in the chest and then come on that spot. 353 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,643 Like, that was my idea. That came from my brain. 354 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,929 And it's, like, what makes me think I deserve that? 355 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,002 Then I remember that when I was three, 356 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,368 I told my mom that my babysitter had touched my vagina in the bath. 357 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,168 And my mom thought I was lying, obviously, and probably I was. 358 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,681 It was, like, whether I was lying or whether I was telling the truth, 359 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,888 something's broken inside of me. 360 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,086 Right. 361 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,685 Yeah, I once let a boy give me a hand job when I was nine. 362 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,969 Well, I think that's pretty different, 'cause you let him and this wasn't my choice. 363 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,281 Yeah. 364 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:13,922 You know, I think what I didn't realize before I met you was that I was, like, lonely. 365 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,161 In such a deep, deep way. 366 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,448 You know, and I was reaching for all this stuff, 367 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,363 but all I really needed was to look at someone and be like, 368 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,161 "That person wants to be there after I'm dead, you know?" 369 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,686 Mmm-hmm. 370 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,930 You think I'm a crazy girl? 371 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,249 No, I don't think you're crazy at all. I wasn't thinking that. 372 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:40,770 If anything, I think I'm just too smart and too sensitive and too, like, not crazy. 373 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,847 So that I'm feeling all these big feelings and containing all this stuff for everybody else, 374 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,887 and it's like... 375 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,327 Okay, I read this article about Fiona Apple in New York Magazine 376 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,201 where she said, "Oh, everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts, I just want to feel it all." 377 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,409 It's, like, that's what I'm like. I just want to feel it all. 378 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,567 - You know? - Yeah, I get it. I mean, that's a great goal. 379 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,161 Um... 380 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,887 I'm gonna go to sleep. I've got... 381 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,440 I've gotta get up really early for work tomorrow. 382 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,810 You're going to work tomorrow? 383 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,730 Well, I gotta. 384 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,364 - Do you want to kiss me? - Yes. 385 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,089 I can't believe you're doing this. 386 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,681 Doing what? 387 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,488 You basically begged me to tell you all my feelings. 388 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,601 - No, and I'm glad you did. - Well, you're not glad that I did. 389 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,920 Hannah... 390 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,243 Well, no, you're not glad, 'cause you're not acting glad. 391 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,081 And also, you didn't tell me anything about you. 392 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,330 I'm realizing I asked you about your divorce. You said two sentences. 393 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,966 "Oh, I was busy working on the house. 394 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,641 "My wife missed, you know, the San Francisco Bay." 395 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,046 San Diego. 396 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,684 I'm, like, an orphan you just took in off the street, so what's your damage, Josh? 397 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,490 It's Joshua. 398 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,086 It's the same name with an extra sound stuck on the end. 399 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,330 So you want me to leave? 400 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,325 No. 401 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,889 I want you to stay. 402 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,882 'Cause you don't have to say that if you don't mean it. 403 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,561 I know. 404 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,242 (MUSIC PLAYING) 405 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,810 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 406 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,806 (SIGHS) 32012

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