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[SKATEBOARD SCRAPING]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

Connor.

As you know, it's been a difficult time of late.

Had to make several redundancies,

and I'm afraid we're gonna have to make some more.

Your team's not been doing very well.

I don't know. I think...

So...

I sacked Marcus. I want you to take over.

[MR. KING] I see a lot of myself in you, Connor.

I can help guide you.

It's a career-defining move.

It's an excellent opportunity

for you to set yourself up for life working here.

Congratulations. You start first thing.

[DOG BARKS]

Can I help you, officer?

Is this about my daddy or uncle?

[LAUGHS]

- Connor! - [CONNOR] Sorry. Sorry.

You promised you'd take this seriously.

Well, I... I just feel...

Alright.

Take this. Put it inside. I'll do it better, I promise.

Policemen don't carry fucking bags.

[LAUGHS] Sorry.

- Can I help you... - Can I come in? I...

Miss Searle...

You don't know what my name is yet, Connor!

[LAUGHS] I'm sorry.

Don't laugh! You're supposed to be on a raid!

I don't know the rules.

- Right. - What the fuck are you doing?

Babe, you know this isn't natural for me.

I'm... I'm trying, okay? I'm trying. Don't be like that.

Look, this time, okay? I promise I'll get it right.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

Can I help you, officer?

I'm here to see Rik and Barry Searle.

Well, you've found me.

Well, I think I should come in, don't you?

Hey, come here.

What are you looking for, officer?

Cuff me.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Connor? Connor.

Connor. Connor, that's a little too tight.

Sorry, babe.

Hey, hey, hey. Mm.

Oh.

Oh...

shit.

You can still get that off, right?

Uh... yeah.

Oh, fuck.

[GINA] Fuck.

Er... bolt cutters, that's what we need.

Would my dad have any? What do they look like?

They look like the sort of thing you use

to cut people's fingers off. That's what they look like.

I think he's got some in his lockup.

- How long is he gonna be? - An hour. Maybe less.

Oh, shit. As quick as that?

Oh, fuck.

Don't worry. Where's your door keys?

Downstairs on the table. Where are you going?

- I'll be back. - Connor. Connor!

Shit.

- [RINGS] - Connor?

Hello, mate. Do you have any bolt cutters?

Bolt cutters?

You're fucking dead, man. Call me tomorrow.

[♪ CONGO NATTY: "Jah Warriors"]

- [MUSIC PLAYS] - [PHONE RINGS]

Bounty FM?

Okay, a shout out to Ray from Bernice in Tulse Hill.

Alright? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ibiza? Whole summer, man?

Last show tonight.

- [POUNDING AT DOOR] - Who's on D.T.I. lookout?

Uh... it should be Titch but he would have called first.

Fuck. Police.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Um... guys, wait a second. I'm looking for my...

[MUSIC PLAYS]

It's Connor! Open up!

Jesus. No wonder you've been swerving me.

- What is this? Come here. - Yes, I know.

Oh, yeah, mate, listen. Focus. Focus, alright?

Bolt cutters. Are they still up on the roof?

Yeah. I thought you'd been keeping out of trouble,

building a future.

No, man, I've been banging someone.

I need those bolt cutters. Stop it.

I need to talk to you about Ibiza. I'm leaving tomorrow.

Forget Ibiza. I need your help now.

Luke, Luke, take over!

[CONNOR] It's a nightmare.

She's locked to the bed in her dad's room.

[DEX] Oh, you're dead!

Guys, it's not funny. She's gonna kill me.

Take 'em.

Titch just called. D.T.I.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

What are we gonna do?

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Jeez, boys. You scared the life out of me.

D.T.I. What's going on?

Uh... I live downstairs.

The old girl who owns the place

said there'd been some kids up here playing with a hose.

Then I worked out they were up here nicking the transmitter.

How long ago?

About ten, 15 minutes.

- Bastards. - You said it.

- Thanks, officer. - Cheers, officer.

Let's just hope we catch 'em, eh?

We'll get them.

Don't worry.

[LAUGHS] Shh.

[WHISPERS] Jesus, Connor. That was amazing.

Connor. Oh, my God. See?

I told you he was a legend. Oh, mate.

- I'll see you boys later. - Let's hope we catch 'em, eh?

[CHUCKLING]

I'll come down tomorrow and say adios.

Back on it.

Da-dah!

Oh, babe.

What happened?

- [CONNOR] I'm still a cop. - Fuck off!

Babe, I was as quick as I could be. Seriously, I...

[RATTLE NEARBY]

[DOG BARKS OUTSIDE]

- [DOOR SLAMS] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

What's up with you? Got piles or something?

It's not piles.

I've had a rectal abscess removed.

Still got the stitches in.

Right.

Well, sit down, then.

Gina?

[RORY] Same batch as before.

Vacuum sealed.

- Gina, your dad's here. - [GINA] Dad?!

- Gina! Gina! - [GINA] Dad!

[GINA] You're a fucking idiot, you know that, Connor?

- Do you really wanna fuck... - Gina!

With my family?

Rik and Barry Searle? Are you serious?

You must be a fucking idiot, Connor!

I'm tired of being...

- Shit. - Mugged up like this!

[RIKI] Keep it down, love! We've got visitors!

Fuck me. Ahem!

It's pukka. Yeah, yeah. That'll do, yeah.

Yeah.

Gina. I'm going out the front window.

I'm sorry, alright?

Oh, sh...

[DOG BARKS OUTSIDE]

[DOG BARKS OUTSIDE]

Uh!

- There you go. - Ta very much.

What, ain't you gonna count it?

Good old-fashioned trust.

Nice doing business with you and good luck with the, um...

Fuck off.

[SIGHS]

Where...

[PHONE RINGS]

- Hey, babe. - Hi. Can you come round?

- Yeah. What, now? - Yeah.

I think we should talk about things.

Yeah, alright. We good?

Yeah, we're fine. I'm at my mum's house.

Okay, cool. See you in a bit. Bye.

Babe, I'm so, so sorry.

Listen, I...

Seriously? Come on, babe.

[LAUGHS]

Connor, what the hell is this?

Gina decided to cut all my clothes up.

Oh, my God. You really get off on the danger, don't you?

Just a little bit, yeah.

I'll leave them in there to protect the records.

Do you ever think about her dad when you're having sex with her?

- What? - It's just a thought.

How is that even a thought?

They look alike. They look alike.

I don't think I would be able to get over that.

[CONNOR] I have never thought about that, ever.

- Alright. I just... - Ever.

You will now.

Look, dude, I know she's mental, but the sex is...

mm, it's insane.

Don't ever make that noise again

when you're talking about sex.

It's really creepy.

The Best of Bernard Cribbins.

That's coming with me.

Come here.

- Ah. - Have an amazing time.

If you wanna visit, you know...

No, I'm staying well clear of that place.

Just try not to get in too much trouble.

Me, trouble? Never. Ever.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

- [DOOR RATTLES] - [DOORBELL RINGS]

- Hello, boys. - Where's our fucking gear?

- What? - Don't play innocent.

Gina said she saw you put it in your bag.

- Sorry? What bag? - The big khaki one.

- Now go and get it. - I don't have it.

Agh! Dex has got it.

I...I put some records in there for him. It was a gift.

What are you boys on about?

- Fucking Dex? - It was Gina. She set me up.

Watch what you fucking say about our Gina.

- Now fucking go and call Dex. - Yeah, I'll do that.

I'll call him. Just let me go. I'll do it.

But... Whoa. Whoa.

Listen, this... It's gonna sound weird.

I...I would phone Dex right now

but thing is he's on a Spanish S.I.M.

and it's not registered yet 'cause...

No, no, no. Barry, please. Barry, not the T.V.

Please, please, please. Listen. It's his English contract.

He hasn't paid it. You know what he's like.

- Jesus, not... - [RIKI] Barry.

Turn this fucking gaff over, will you?

Right.

[CONNOR] You're not gonna find anything.

I promise you. I promise you.

This is Gina. She's having a laugh.

You say one more fucking word about my daughter,

and it won't be just your flat that we pull apart.

Now, where the fuck are my drugs?

Uh... honestly, I... I don't know. I don't know.

How much was there anyway?

Mind your own fucking business.

You are walking a very fine line, my son.

Now, you are gonna get our coke back now.

Right. I can't miss work on Monday. I've got a promotion.

That's alright. We'll call them for you.

Tell 'em you've had an accident.

Please don't call them.

Are you honestly saying that Dex is on his way to Ibiza

with a shit-load of coke in his bag?

Our shit-load of coke in his bag.

At this time of year,

the ferry is gonna be teaming with police dogs.

- I've gotta stop him. - Fucking right you have.

Now, Barry's gonna go with you.

And you're paying for the flights.

Yeah.

[SHIPS HORN SOUNDS]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[DOG BARKS]

[CONNOR] That's him. That's him. Stop the car.

Oi, hang on. Rik told me not to let you out of my sight.

- I'll be back in two seconds. - [BARRY] Get back here!

Dex!

Fuck it!

- Connor? - [FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

- Scusi. - Hey. Hey, chill out.

Passport. He forgot his...

Hey? What's that? What do you say?

What you fucking say, eh?

Yeah, sorry, it's his fault.

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Um... I, um... Did I forget my passport?

Fucking mug!

[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

- Go. Go, go, go, go. - Go where?

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Get my dick a what? Get my dick a what?

The three of you, is it? Takes three of you!

Get your fucking poxy dog away from my fanny!

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Over here!

Oi! Get back here, you...

Agh! Fuck it!

This better be in here.

Fucking hell.

Hey, that's my favorite shirt.

Agh. Fuck it.

Right, I've gotta go to the toilet.

My stitches are falling out.

Don't go anywhere.

Alright, I won't.

Fuck it.

What the fuck is that doing in my bag?

You nearly went on the ferry with it.

Why didn't you check your bag properly?

I don't know. I don't check my bag.

Honestly, that fucking clown.

All he talks about is drugs and fighting

and that fucking operation on his ass.

These next few hours are gonna be a nightmare.

Here's a question. How's he getting it back?

It's got nothing to do with me.

No? From what you said, it's obviously not going up his ass.

What, mine? Fuck off, mate. No way.

Maybe not. Maybe not.

But do you really wanna travel back with someone carrying that?

What am I supposed to do? We're on the same flight together.

Come with me. Come on.

As soon as we dock, I'll take you straight to the airport.

You won't even know you're in Ibiza, mate.

I promised myself I'd never go back.

Is it Leo?

Mate, I didn't even see him last season. He's a nobody.

It's fine.

[SHIP'S HORN SOUNDS]

Mate. I've gotta get on this ferry.

Come on. Ass full of Charlie or cocktails on Bossa?

Fuck. Alright.

But no fucking about. Straight to the airport, alright?

Yes. I'm so excited.

[MAN] Flight SO73 is now delayed.

Please wait for further announcements

and remain in the airport terminal.

In the meantime, please do not leave any baggage unattended

or it will be destroyed.

Hello, sir.

Where are you flying from?

Spain.

And what was the purpose of your visit?

- Business. - Yeah.

- What kind of business? - None of your business.

I had a meeting, love.

I notice you're walking funny. Why is that?

I've had a rectal abscess removed the other day, alright?

Would you like to follow me, please, sir?

Why?

We'd like to take a look in your bags.

Well, I'd like to take a look into your bags,

but I'm not making a big fucking song and dance about it,

- am I? - Security!

Oh, that's it. Call security. Here they are.

Tweedledum and Tweedle-fucking-Dumber.

Sir, this way, please.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright?

Mr. Searle.

Can you tell me why you would wrap a kilo of glucose

to look like cocaine

and then hide it in a stash tub?

Glucose?

Agh!

[BARRY] It's a stitch! It's not attached to anything!

[PLANE SOARS]

Alright?

You'll never guess what happened.

What?

- Agh. - What's the matter?

Agh.

They switched it.

What do you mean, switched it?

They switched the Charlie for glucose.

Glucose.

Fucking glucose.

- What, Connor? - He must have done.

The little fucker.

I'll fucking kill him.

Take me home, Rik.

Fuck that, Barry.

We're going back out there right now.

[CONNOR] Are you sure there's no flights tonight?

No, I'm already on your website.

No, that's fine. I just wanna get out of here.

Okay, yeah, that first one tomorrow. Thanks. Bye.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]

[VEHICLE SOUNDS HORN]

Gracias.

Muchas gracias. You saved my life.

- My... - [SOUNDS HORN]

- Be careful, eh? - No, I... Gracias!

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

- Excuse me! Excuse me! - Hey. You're lucky to be alive.

- Is that your friend? - Yes.

- I need to say thank you to her. She just saved my life. -She knows. Look.

Focus on not getting killed whilst you're on the island,

okay?

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

- [VEHICLE SOUNDS HORN] - Butt-Head! Jump in.

[CONNOR] Hey, you wouldn't believe what just happened.

- What? - Did you see that girl?

Yeah, that's Marina. She works for Kyle's dive school.

[MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH]

You should see her in the water.

I know her. She's a dive instructor. Mate, take me to her.

We got 12 hours together.

Don't focus on her. Focus on me, please.

It'd be rude not to thank her.

She might be in Atlantis. It's connected to the dive school.

♪ The calm before the storm is rising... ♪

Look at this lot.

Hippy pricks.

Oi.

Know him?

♪ Nothing matters today ♪

♪ Nothing matters ♪

♪ Yes, a silent storm is rising... ♪

- Come here, you! - What?

♪ Nothing matters today ♪

♪ Nothing matters ♪

♪ Yes, a silent storm is rising ♪

♪ The calm before the storm is rising ♪

Welcome to Atlantis. What do you think?

Yeah, I think you're gonna look great in that.

Yeah, you know I will.

I can play other gigs too, as long I plug this place.

As my profile grows, so does theirs.

That's the way it works, right?

Yeah.

That's... that's Kyle up there.

The owner. My boss.

Owns a bunch of businesses on the island. Made a fortune.

Usually plays it down. Apart from the super-yacht.

- He's got a super-yacht? - Yeah. It's called Babylon.

I DJ'd a party on it last year. It's fucking... mahoosive.

He charters it on behalf of a friend for the dive school.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Welcome back.

Thank you. This is Connor, Connor Young, my best friend.

He used to DJ here. Taught me everything I know.

I've got a lot to thank you for, then.

Now, I know I said I'd have your contract ready.

But give me a couple of days. It's been pretty hectic.

Oh, no problem, really.

And one thing. You know my attitude to drugs.

[DEX] Yeah.

There's gonna be a lot of undercover this summer

so if I see anyone with as much as a spliff...

- Yeah. - I could get closed down.

And you... you'd never work in Ibiza again, understood?

Absolutely.

- If you're staying with him... - No, no, no. I'm out of here.

Look, I don't want to be the fun police.

But, you know, we get people coming to this island

who think drugs are legal.

Anyway, I better shake the staff up.

I've got customers starting to arrive.

And, you, get the partying out of your system quickly.

- Me? - It's gonna be a long summer.

Connor, enjoy the rest of your stay.

Ah, well, that's gotta be a sign

that we should rip the ass out of it tonight, mate.

[DEX] See? The island doth provide.

Go. Chase her. Chase her.

Hola.

Hi. I didn't get a chance to thank you earlier.

You saved my life.

It's fine. Anyone would have done the same.

I'm Connor.

Marina.

[CONNOR] Dex says you work at the dive school?

I'm working the bar here today.

Wow. Two jobs. "Two Jobs" Marina.

That's got quite a ring to it.

Everyone's gotta have a nickname here, haven't they?

In that case, it's "Three Jobs" Marina.

I work at the ocean beach as a lifeguard as well.

Wow, I'm surprised you've got time

to save the lives of dickheads

who can't cross the road properly.

Listen, I'm...

Can I take you out, please?

Just a... just a drink or dinner or anything?

It's my way of saying thank you.

- Sorry. I'm busy. - Okay.

But you can share my lunch break tomorrow if you like.

I'm flying home tomorrow.

If you're after a one-night stand

you're better off trying the West End.

- No, I... - I have to get ready.

I don't want to end up "Two Jobs" Marina.

I...

- Get her number? - No.

You've lost your touch, mate. Come on. Let's knock these back.

Gonna be bouncing my calls when you get back to London anyway.

Cheers.

Might as well have a medium-sized one tonight.

Just a quiet dinner, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

What have you done to me?

What?

What have you done to me?

Feels great, right?

What have you done to me?

Just a bit of M.D., mate. Just a bit of M.D.

Are you sure this is M.D.? I feel f...

Mainly M.D. Mind your step.

You... you just haven't done it in a while, mate.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Embrace it. Embrace it.

Look, she's tiny.

You can fit her in your pocket. Tiny little pocket.

No, mate. Fuck off.

She's so small that she wants to dance with you.

Seriously, when I come down, I am gonna fuck you up.

But right now you love me.

He's back. He's back. He's fucking back.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

♪ Empty streets ♪

♪ Broken glass ♪

♪ Our feet ♪

♪ Move fast ♪

♪ Empty streets ♪

♪ Broken glass... ♪

You okay?

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Wanna bet I can make it?

That's Leo.

- I bet you five euros. - Ten.

Done!

Leo!

What the fuck, Leo?

Leo!

[CHEERING]

I made it?

You could have killed yourself.

What are you doing here?

Leo!

Leo!

Give that to your mate. He's a fucking legend.

[LAUGHS]

Come on. Fuck Leo, man. He's a washout.

Let's keep this party rolling.

No, Dex.

No, fuck you.

You think Leo's a loser?

Uh...

yeah.

He lost everything because of me.

He's a grown man. He can make his own choices.

No, Dex, you fucking idiot. You never listen.

You just hear exactly what you wanna hear. Do you know what?

You're becoming the same selfish prick that I was.

Spiking my drink. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I'm sorry. I...

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for getting you into all of this.

I'm going to go back to London

and I'm going to build a future for myself.

But good luck, mate.

Good luck.

[CHIMES]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]

[PHONE RINGS]

- Hello. - Hello, Mr. King.

Hi. It's... it's Connor.

Yeah, no, I got... I got the message you're gonna be late in.

Is everything okay?

Well, there's been a family issue

and... and I'm really sorry, I can't come in today.

What, so you're not coming in at all?

I know it's short notice but I...

Look, I wouldn't ask if...

I'm in Spain, Mr. King.

I'm sorry. I need a little bit more time off.

Something came up at the weekend,

and I thought I was gonna be back in time

and if I'm gonna focus on this promotion...

Yeah. Listen.

I persuaded them to give you that promotion, Connor.

I'll see you Wednesday.

Thank you, Mr. King. Thank you so much.

I promise I won't let you down.

See that you don't.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Alright?

What you doing?

What do you mean? Trying to blend in, ain't I?

Blend in? This ain't a jolly. We're supposed to be working.

Put my sunglasses back on, the color of that fucking thing.

- Come on. - Oh, fucking hell.

Hey.

Connor?

- What's happened? - What do you mean?

Where's Leo?

I...I don't know. I just changed my flight.

I thought I was gonna find him here.

He didn't come home last night

and I found a pile of wet clothes...

Yeah, don't... don't worry about them.

- What's going on, Connor? - I don't know.

But I'll find him, okay?

I know where he'll be.

Hey.

What? What?

Your winnings from the last jump.

Keep it.

The kid that bet you said that you were a legend.

I put him straight about that.

I thought I'd find you out here.

Oh, good. The drugs haven't completely eroded your memory.

I've straightened myself up.

I've got a new job.

Good money.

I got a promotion. I don't even DJ any more.

You sound like a bundle of laughs.

This is where you proposed to Katya, isn't it?

It's a good spot.

She's worried about you. She thinks you owe money.

You've been to my house?

- So what, you're here to help? - If I can.

I guess the debts are 'cause of the bar

and that's kinda my fault.

There are no debts. I don't owe anyone anything.

Then what the fuck are you doing this for?

You taught me the value of life.

I taught you the value of happiness.

Now would you leave me alone?

I was immature before.

I took all your advice about living life to the full.

No regrets, 'cause a bus could run you over.

I...I may be boring but I...

- No, you are boring. - I could help you.

What's wrong with you?

I can help you now.

I'm sick.

I'm dying.

Everyone's dying, but I'm just doing it a little faster.

I got A.L.S.

It's a motor neuron disease. It...

It's cool. You know.

That's why I really don't wanna leave Katya with all that,

taking care of a vegetable.

Where's the nobility in that?

I didn't live like this to die like that.

What did she say?

I didn't tell her.

Mate, you've gotta tell her. I mean, surely she'd wanna be with you.

You don't think I've thought about all of this?

Okay. Do it.

It's... it's private. You don't just do this in front of people.

Well, let's do it together.

You're right, my life in London is shit.

I'm boring, right? And here I might as well be dead anyways.

Excuse me. How does this become about you?

Why are you shitting all over my suicide?

Only you would do this.

So, I tell you what. You go, you jump. I'll watch you.

Christ.

What the fuck? Whoa!

Alright. I'm not gonna fucking do it.

- Oh, fuck. - Just testing your reflexes.

Oh, fuck, man.

[SIGHS]

I've seen what it does, you know. It's...

It is a terrible, terrible way to die.

No-one deserves that.

I'm scared.

[CONNOR] 'Leo!'

Come on. Fuck Leo, man. He's a washout.

- Let's get fucking rolling. - No, Dex!

[CONNOR] No, fuck you.

But good luck, mate.

[LOUD DANCE MUSIC]

[PEOPLE CHATTER]

Yeah! Whoo!

[CHEERING]

Sorry.

Oi, mate, have you seen Dex? He's a DJ here.

I haven't seen him.

♪ I need a miracle ♪

♪ I need a miracle I need a miracle ♪

♪ Tell me that you understand ♪

♪ And you take me as I am ♪

♪ You'll always be the one to give me ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ Just when I thought no-one cared ♪

♪ You're the answer to my prayers... ♪

Marina!

Marina!

♪ Than a deeper love Than a deeper love ♪

♪ Let me tell you ♪

♪ I, I ♪

♪ I need a miracle I need a miracle... ♪

Hey. Have you seen Dex?

My mate. He's supposed to be DJing here.

He works at Atlantis with you.

He's been arrested.

- What? - For drugs. That's all I know.

You should get out of here.

Why? What, you think I'm involved?

I can't be seen talking with you.

What, we're dealers?

I work in recruitment. I've just been given a promotion.

I'm not a dealer.

Do you know what? Forget it.

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Nada? No hope at all?

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Dex... Dexter Wood. Aqui? Is he here?

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Is... is that the chief?

- Es El Jefe? - Si.

Scusi. Perdona.

Scusi.

Shall I just sit down?

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Gracias.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- Yes! - Yes! Ha-ha!

Before!

Before I forget.

Keep 'em, mate. I can't take 'em on the ferry.

- This flat is swanky. I like it. - It's nice, right?

I love what you've done with the place.

I've got a surprise for you. They're yours.

Oh, mate, I... No, I can't take these.

What? That is not the reaction I was expecting.

Come on, you said you didn't see what the big deal was,

playing other people's records.

Yeah, and then I realized it was a big deal by watching you.

I just... I thought that maybe one day

we were gonna play back to back out in Ibiza.

Yeah. Well, you know what thought did.

Just because it didn't work out for you back then, maybe...

Hey, hey. Hey. It more than didn't work out for me.

Okay? Now, look at me.

You don't need me there holding your hand, alright?

Come here.

- Ah. - Have an amazing time.

If you wanna visit, you know...

No, I'm staying well clear of that place.

Just try not to get in too much trouble.

Me, trouble? Never. Ever.

- Hey. - [FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

- Oh, God. - [FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Gracias.

Mate.

What's going on?

- I thought you'd gone home. - No.

I just found out. Of course I wasn't gonna leave you here.

I'm glad you didn't.

- I'm sorry about last night. - No.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry about last night.

I'm sorry about the last few years.

I've been a complete prick to you. I have.

Okay, I'll get you through this.

Now just tell me what happened.

The guardia raided the apartment this morning.

They smashed in the door. Guns, the lot.

What?

They found drugs.

They weren't mine.

I swear they weren't mine.

Last night you had loads.

It was just a bit of personal.

They said they found enough to send me down for years.

Look.

You have to be honest with me.

Tell me the truth.

- Last year, right? Yeah. - Shh.

Last year, I shifted a bit of gear for Mac.

Just a bit here and there, just to...

you know, just to get my foot in the door.

I think I just wanted them to like me a bit.

I made them promise this year it was just about...

just about the DJing and the music.

Are you saying they set you up?

I'm saying this had nothing to do with me.

I know. I know. I know.

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Hey, hey, hey.

You've gotta do something about this. Okay?

I promise... I promise...

Hey, no touching. No touching.

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

You're... you're Marina's friend, right?

I'm the guy from earlier, nearly got run over.

Yeah.

Sit down. Please.

Did you come over here with Dexter?

[CONNOR] Yeah.

And where are you staying?

I was just about to go back to London.

I've just been staying in a hotel.

So, you arrive yesterday and... and you fly back today?

That's a very short holiday, no?

Hm.

You weren't staying with Dexter.

No. No, we had an argument last night.

What about?

We're friends from school. I mean, we argue the whole time.

Huh.

I'm Bartolo. You?

I'm Connor. Connor Young.

You still planning on leaving today, Connor?

Is that a problem?

We'll see.

Oh, my God. Look at it.

How cool is this?

Sh... shit.

Oh, my God. This place is incredible.

Need to keep our resident superstar DJ happy, don't we?

[DEX] Yes.

[SHOUTING IN HIS HEAD]

You did well for us last year.

Did my best, you know.

So, is Kyle done at Atlantis?

[MAC] Doing some work for once,

rather than leaving it all to me.

Hello?

[SHOUTING IN HIS HEAD]

You like the villa?

Amazing. Really. So much better than we expected.

There's gonna be a lot of undercover this summer

so if I see anyone with as much as a spliff...

Yeah.

Thank you so much for this.

- Mac, by the way. - Connor.

We need to talk.

What the fuck are you still doing here?

My friend's just been arrested.

That's what the fuck I'm still doing here.

Well, he shouldn't sell drugs, then, should he?

Fuck you. Dex told me he was shifting gear for you last year.

Really?

Whilst he's sat in his police cell

looking for somebody to blame?

Dex didn't bring that gear in.

Now, who was in the villa before him?

I can't remember.

What the fuck do you mean, you can't remember?

Surely you must know someone.

He's on his own now

and if I were you, I'd get off this island

before he drags you down with him.

Now fuck off. I've got a job to do.

Marina!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

Hey, Kyle.

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

Hey. No.

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

♪ Turn, turn... ♪

♪ Turn, turn... ♪

Hola.

♪ Turn, turn... ♪

Okay, so we complete final check and you're all set to go.

Listen, I have to work. Why are you here?

I need your help.

Please.

You should have seen Dex at the station. It was...

Everybody I talk to on this island

keeps telling me I should stop doing what I'm doing,

when all I'm trying to do is help my friend.

You know what? Even-even your boyfriend is having a go at me,

interrogating me as if I'm the one doing something wrong here.

My boyfriend? Who is my boyfriend? Please tell me.

Bartolo.

[LAUGHS] Bartolo?

He has been my friend since we were...

Why am I even discussing this with you? I have to work.

But, listen, he is a good guy.

What about Mac? Is Mac a good guy?

You know what? I think Kyle could be my only option.

I need to talk to him.

No. Kyle is militant about this kind of thing.

- If I lose my job... - How angry can he be?

I just need to talk to him.

I'll think about it.

I have to get in the water. Are you coming?

No, I've got far too much to think about.

Kyle, I... I'm sorry to interrupt.

- He's got two minutes. - Gracias.

[CONNOR] I really appreciate you seeing me.

That's okay, but let's make it quick.

Busy days around here just now.

I...I went to see Dex.

I've known him for years

and I know when he's telling the truth.

Dex told me about last year.

He said that Mac was getting him to shift some gear for him.

I mean, is there any chance

that Mac was using it as a stash house?

That's a serious allegation, Connor.

Are you saying Mac's a drug dealer?

You know what the bars and clubs are like around here.

Not my bars and clubs.

Look, there was some coming through last year,

but we put an end to it.

Mac put an end to it in fact.

And if he'd known that Dex was dabbling,

we would never have employed him.

Too much to lose.

- So, what am I supposed to do? - Ha.

If I was you, I would ask her out.

She obviously likes you.

Otherwise she wouldn't have risked her job.

Thanks, but I meant about Dex.

Listen.

If someone has set up one of my DJs in one of my properties,

then that's my problem too.

I'll look into it.

Thank you. I really appre...

I heard you two had a bit of a tangle earlier.

Don't worry about him. He knows who's boss.

Now, give me your number.

I'll let you know how I get on.

There. Now you've got mine.

Not a lot of people have that.

Appreciate it.

Mac! Come with me, please.

I mean now.

Here you go.

- What's this? - Have a look.

- What? No, not this one. Come on. - No, come on.

You used to wear this the whole time.

- Yeah, I know. - I washed it.

- Thank you. - No, thank you.

Your advice about telling Katya,

it was the right thing to do.

I'm just happy to see you both.

I...

[KYLE] Connor,

losing the bar was the best thing that happened to me.

Seriously, it freed me up for stuff that really made me happy.

So, thank you, you little prick.

Don't you think it's weird how, when people come to the island,

they always seem to feel like they're coming home?

Even after they've run themselves off

in a drug-crazed stupor?

I'm terrified about what I become when I'm here.

I've... I've been...

Hiding?

No, I've not been hiding.

I've been fixing.

I've been mending myself and it's been full on.

Don't worry. She'll help you face it.

Marina?

Well, I was talking about the island,

but maybe Marina

will... help you.

[LAUGHS] Bastard.

[MARINA] Basically, you try to relax every part of your body.

I's like meditation.

You just focus on the breath and you try not to panic.

So, now we're going to practice with three breaths.

Inhale.

And exhale.

And now, because you're a beginner,

we will practice the packing.

You top up the breath.

[LAUGHS]

Stop. Take it seriously.

Now we try three breaths

and we see if we can hold it underwater for a minute.

Are you ready?

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]

[CONNOR] Everyone's gotta find that thing,

the thing that makes them feel alive,

for the right reasons.

What's yours?

I want to open my own business, my own dive school.

That's pretty cool.

I...I have to call Mac.

We have a dive tonight

and I have to sort out some technical stuff.

Gracias.

Time to pay the bill.

Have you any fucking idea how long it's taken us to find you?

Oh, what are you boys...

Ah-ah-ah-ah. Sit down.

Either you've got a lot of friends covering for you,

or you're not such a big shot around here.

- Yeah, the... the latter. - Mm.

- What the fuck is going on? - I can normally read people.

I didn't think you had it in you.

Is... is this about leaving you at the port?

Mate, I thought you were gonna make me carry the drugs.

- That's all it was. - Jack-a-fucking-nory.

We're onto you, my boy.

So, come on. When did you do it?

Sorry, what?

When did you swap our kilo of cocaine for fucking glucose?

And more to the point, where is it now?

Or if you sold it, where's the fucking money?

What?

- You saying it wasn't you? - Of course it wasn't me.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Dex.

That sniveling little shit.

No, no, no, no, no. No.

'Cause he... he didn't even know he had it.

Well, let's fucking ask him, shall we?

Yeah.

He was arrested. But they raided him because...

- What the... - Now listen to me.

- Fuck. - You little fucking deviant.

Nothing will give me greater pleasure than to cut these off.

- No, I swear. - Shut the fuck up.

Or I'll show you more than swearing.

You fucking prick wanking tosser pervert cunt!

Now just nod yes

or fucking no.

Do you know where Dex's place is?

- Yeah. - Good.

'Cause you're gonna take us there

so we can see for ourselves.

Now when we stand up and walk around that corner,

are you gonna make a scene or try to run away?

No. No, no, no.

That's right.

Let's fucking go.

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

If that's Dex in there,

your tiny bollocks are in big fucking trouble.

[CAR DOOR SLAMS]

Come on.

Course, we've got the two bags from this.

We'll add the other stuff for tonight still.

We'll put that with the other six. Don't tell Kyle.

Mac? Rory? What you doing here?

More to the point, what the fuck are you two doing here?

- So, you know each other? - Dex introduced us.

What, you've seen him?

Only Connor's saying that he's been arrested.

Sorry? Hang on, hang on. Dex introduced you? What the fuck?

You still think he's innocent?

Didn't expect to see you two boys over in Ibiza.

That lot of gear that Rory brought round...

[MAC] Mm-hm?

This little shit and his mate

swapped it for a kilo of glucose.

Hang on. Sorry?

Mac sold you the coke that turned out to be glucose?

No. That was Rory.

So, Rory fucked you over.

- Prick! - Come here, you fucking cunt!

I'm gonna kill the fucking light's out of ya!

Barry.

- [GUN COCKS] - Barry!

- What? - Shooter!

- You fucking... - [MAC] Let him go.

Get the fuck over here.

There's a good boy.

Come on.

Well, gents, shall we try and work this out,

like the good friends we've always been?

Rory.

Did you do it, Rory?

Have you been a naughty boy?

Possibly.

Ah. There it is.

It's all out in the open now.

Aren't we all glad he's owned up?

Yeah.

- So how the fuck are you gonna sort this? - Easy, tiger.

Hey.

We've got two options.

Behind door number one, deal breaker. And I'd love to use it.

Behind door number two, and I think you'll prefer this idea,

spend a few more days in Ibiza.

Get into the spirit like Barry here.

Whatever the fuck it is you're wearing.

I'm not sure that's your color, mate, but...

I'll sell you five kilos

of the purest cocaine this island has ever seen

at a price that means that nobody misses out.

In fact, you know what? I've got a sample here.

Take that.

Friends again?

- Yeah, alright, yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah, of course, "All right, yeah."

Rory, open the door.

And don't worry. I'll be dealing with this prick later.

Now get the fuck out.

Not you!

We're going on a little road trip.

- What the fuck? - You can drive.

I told you to get off the island, didn't I?

I mean, I get it. Dex is your friend.

But, God, that guy is a liability.

[MAC] You're a fucking awful driver, by the way.

You should have cut him loose whilst you had the chance.

What the fuck are you doing?!

Climb on! Vamonos, vamonos!

Call an ambulance!

So, your boss did this?

He always made me feel uneasy,

but I never thought he'd do something like this.

Well, I think you should call the police.

I'll call Bartolo.

We'll leave you to it.

Come on. You too.

Right.

You must really like him.

[PHONE RINGS]

- Kyle. - Hey.

I don't know what to say.

I can't believe I misjudged Mac so badly.

[KYLE] I'm sorry. Really.

It's okay.

He's gonna be in the hospital for quite a while.

He's got a broken nose, the works.

A car crash in the town center?

Do you know the damage this has caused?

Connor's life was in danger.

- Are you with him now? - Is she with you now?

- Yes. - Yes.

I've got the police all over the dive school.

Said that Mac was using it as a cover for who knows what.

[KYLE] They found a stash of cocaine in his car.

Marina, this man is not good for you.

[BARTOLO] Surely you can see this now.

Bartolo!

[KYLE] I've got the Chief of Police

coming to the Babylon tonight to discuss it all.

Could you ask Marina to come? She knows where it's moored.

- Is she in trouble? - [KYLE] No, I don't think so.

But she worked there with Mac.

Maybe she saw something

that might have seemed insignificant at the time,

you know?

Do you think it'll help get Dex off?

Well, if Mac framed him, it's got to help, eh?

Look, I've got to get on top of this tonight.

Do you know where the Babylon's moored?

The yacht? Of course.

Are we going there now to meet Kyle?

[BARTOLO] Marina, you should not go there. It's dangerous.

- I know... - [PHONE BEEPS]

[PHONE RINGS AND STOPS]

We'll see you soon.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

Alrighty.

Well, give me a call when you're done,

I'll come pick you up.

Unless you two are going out or something or...

- Definitely call me, okay? - [LAUGHS]

- Thanks. - Bye.

Bless you.

Please. Come on. It's an antique.

- [MUSIC PLAYS] - [TEXT ALERT]

♪ So I gotta get the world off my back ♪

♪ Somehow ♪

♪ Babe ♪

♪ I'm sitting here thinking about the poems I used to write ♪

♪ When I was just a little boy ♪

♪ About when I grew up Everything will be just fine ♪

♪ Fancy clothes, cigars Drive... ♪

- [IGNITION OFF] - [MUSIC STOPS]

I went to Dex's villa. It was where he was arrested.

It looked like Mac had built a false wall.

You tampered with the crime scene?

No. No, God, no. I didn't... I didn't touch anything.

There's no law against building a wall.

But that was the property that he tipped you off about, right?

Yeah, perhaps Mac was trying to set Dex up

so that he could use it as a stash house later.

It's possible.

I must go. Kyle has my number.

In case you have any more ideas.

- Thank you. - Gracias.

[FERRER] Thanks for your help.

[CONNOR] Kyle, why didn't you say anything? We spoke up way more...

Ssh.

What's going on?

Just relax.

We're going on a little trip.

Good evening, boss.

What the fuck, Kyle?

Just calm down.

He's not gonna shoot you in here.

Imagine the fucking mess.

Aaah!

You silly boy.

Try to rip me off.

[WATER SPLASHES]

I know it wasn't just the Searles, Rory.

Do you know how much hassle you've caused me? Mm?

Oh, Connor.

True love, eh?

Best you stay alive so you can enjoy it.

Now, you broke Max's nose earlier

so I'm gonna need someone

to do a spot of diving for me tonight.

- Any volunteers? - Diving for what?

She's gonna take a few things down, bring a few things up.

No big deal.

And I'm gonna need it done tonight

so if we could get a move on...

So, the dive school was a cover for all of this?!

Shut the fuck up, Marina.

Hey, Mac, Mac.

I think we can assume you know we're being serious.

She's gonna do the dive for me

and then you're gonna leave the island

tomorrow first thing, okay?

No fucking way.

Carlos. Have you got another iron bar?

I got a bit carried away earlier

and I threw my last one into the sea.

Now, let's see what I can do with these in the meantime, eh?

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo!

Aah!

You don't even wanna be here, Connor.

You said so yourself the other day.

Now, this next one that's coming is for Mac.

But you see, Mac, he's... Would you say you're pissed off?

- I'm philosophical. - Oh. He's philosophical.

But he has got a fucked-up nose so...

Now give me that iron bar!

Let's do this properly.

Now move out the way. This is gonna get fucking messy.

I'll do the dive!

Oh.

That's good news, isn't it, Connor?

Carlos, get a towel. Protect her modesty.

And no peaking. We're not perverts.

Well, Mac is.

- Marina! - Pipe down.

She's a real catch, that one, eh? I'll give you that.

It's lovely out there, this time of night. Peaceful.

You can almost hear yourself think.

Just pop them into the box,

bring up the last two bags and we're done.

And don't forget to lock it up.

No need for her to see this, eh?

Horrible image to take to your grave.

Don't. Please don't.

Kyle.

Let him go.

Hey, kid.

Alright, let him go.

Or what? You're gonna fire your flare gun?

Yeah, that's right, I am and the cops are gonna come,

because I already radioed Bartolo.

Now put that down.

Ferrer wouldn't give that clown a fucking pedalo,

never mind a boat!

You know, it's people like you that give Ibiza...

Leo!

- Is it bad? - I hope so.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, fuckers.

[MARINA] Connor!

Get in the water! Fuck your broken nose!

No loose ends!

[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]

[BARTOLO] You're surrounded by armed police.

Drop your weapons.

[CONNOR] Okay, Leo, you were right.

This is where I belong.

Unlike the Searles, who never did get their gear.

Excuse me.

Sir?

[CONNOR] Which was lucky for them.

Thanks to Bartolo, Dex got released straightaway.

Marina was right about him. He is a good guy.

But we could never tell him the whole story.

You see, on the night of the dive,

Marina couldn't bear the thought

of Kyle getting away with it all

so she hid the last money bag rather than put it in the box.

We have to be careful not to attract too much attention,

but Marina and I have opened a new dive school

so I had to tell Mr. King that I couldn't take the promotion.

He took it well.

Oh, no, no, no. Let me interrupt you there.

I think you'll find it's a case of,

"No, fuck you, you little fucking shit."

Try that for fucking Ibiza.

[CONNOR] 'Considering.

Ibiza.

I guess it's the same as any good relationship.

It changes as you do.

You have to work at it.

Enjoy the good times.

And learn to forgive.'

Ready.

[SNIFFS]

Apparently, Keith Richards snorted his dad's ashes.

But after everything that's happened,

I didn't really think it'd be appropriate.

[CONNOR] I wonder how many people on that plane are saying,

"That's funny.

Feels like I'm coming home."

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH]