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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:08,833 Why, hello there! 2 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:12,458 Just thought I'd remind you that you are in fact watching a... 3 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,750 [WIND HOWLING] 4 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:17,750 ....Groovilicious Picture 5 00:00:21,416 --> 00:00:26,583 [WIND BLOWING] 6 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:33,583 [BABY CRYING] [WIND BLOWING] 7 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:40,583 [CAR SHIFTING GEAR] 8 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,250 [CAR DRIVING] [BABY CRYING] 9 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,208 - Look, I'll tell you when it's safe! [CAR DRIVING] 10 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:44,375 We just gotta get out of-- [CAR DRIVING] 11 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:45,250 - ARCHIE, WATCH!!! [CAR DRIVING] 12 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,208 [CAR SWERVING] 13 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:54,208 [CAR CRASHES] 14 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:06,625 [BABY CRYING] 15 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:13,625 [A TRAIN APPROACHING] [BABY CRYING] 16 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:27,166 [TRAIN SCREECHING] [BABY CRYING] 17 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:32,583 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 18 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:36,666 [♬ MUSIC ♬] [TRAIN SCREECHING] 19 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:43,666 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 20 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:24,125 - Most... puzzling 21 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:29,750 That by his compassion, all will suffer... 22 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:36,791 ...yet by his cruelty, none will suffer. 23 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:45,166 It is the contradiction which plagues me! 24 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:50,000 I, too, by his compassion suffer 25 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,750 By his mission to heal... 26 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:57,291 ...I am sick! 27 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:01,916 In observing him, I find his beauty most grotesque! 28 00:06:01,916 --> 00:06:04,583 His solace is my choas; 29 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:07,791 and if that chaos is allowed to continue... 30 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:13,791 The consequences scarcely bear thinking about. 31 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:20,750 He must be stopped. 32 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:26,250 [STATIC DISTORTION] 33 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,916 - Okay... 34 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:37,916 It's on! Okay, so... 35 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:45,333 I've made a pretty big breakthrough since our last trial 36 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:53,458 and as a result, I've decided the search for a Tachyon Particle is no longer viable 37 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:58,250 To make an analogy... 38 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:04,875 So there's a train... moving towards you... a mile away 39 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:08,333 ...and you know, if you just stand there... 40 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,291 ...with it moving towards you... 41 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,166 ...it's eventually going to hit you. 42 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:19,791 Well, you would have enough time to react by stepping out of the way before it hit you 43 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,791 But let's say I slowed down the speed of light: See, there's the problem! 44 00:07:24,791 --> 00:07:31,333 You only know the train is moving toward you because you see the light bouncing off the train; 45 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:37,208 You wouldn't know when the train is a mile away, you would know when the train used to be a mile away. 46 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,333 and by the time you know the train used to be a mile away... 47 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:50,583 ...there is an invisible train, 48 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:55,375 moving directly towards you, 49 00:07:55,375 --> 00:08:00,375 and you don't know it's coming until it's too late. 50 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:13,458 So alternatively, Dr. Kaku (brilliant guy) 51 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:18,916 He comes up with "Field String Theory," the notion that there is a multiverese 52 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:24,166 composed of multiple universes, each one with its own number of dimensions 53 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:28,208 That's oversimplifying it, and leaving out quite a bit, 54 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,833 but sure; we'll go with that. 55 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:33,125 To make an analogy, 56 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,291 Textbook example! 57 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:39,750 So you might have a choice, 58 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:43,625 one particularly pleasant midwestern morning, 59 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:51,708 between eating either an apple or an orange for breakfast. 60 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:55,375 Let's say you choose... 61 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,500 ...the orange. 62 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:01,083 granted, that's a horrible choice, because oranges are really sour 63 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,083 and citrussy and gross, but we'll go with that. 64 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:09,666 Well, you choosing the orange created a parellel universe, 65 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:13,250 where you chose the apple instead. 66 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:21,291 Both universes exist (one where you chose the orange, and one where you chose the apple), 67 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:26,875 but history goes off in completely different directions from that point onwards. 68 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:31,208 Everything before is the same, but the point where you made that choice? 69 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:38,916 History goes off into completely different directions from then on. 70 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:46,500 And it's the existance of these parellel universes that allow me to break the rules, okay! 71 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:53,375 Let's say I jump out of my universe briefly, then jump into another one briefly. 72 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:57,291 See, I can now jump into that universe whenever I want! 73 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,250 The laws of physics? They say we can't go back in time, but here's the thing: 74 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:05,541 There aren't laws of physics outside the universe! 75 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,333 So I can jump out of my universe, 76 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:12,250 Then briefly enter another one, so I can slingshot myself off of it-- 77 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,250 [SCREAMING] 78 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:17,875 --I could jump back into my universe whenever I want to! 79 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:20,458 Nothing is ruling I can't go to the past! 80 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:27,500 And I really hope this works, because I'm about to go outside 81 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,875 and test out this theory. 82 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:31,500 So... 83 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,958 Here goes nothing! 84 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,375 [STATIC DISTORTION] 85 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,958 (CHECKING CAMERA) Hello... 86 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:44,083 Um... that's probably fine. 87 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:52,833 So, uh, Trial 7! Basic modifications; 88 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:58,791 I have made this suit, uh, this synthetic fabric-- 89 00:10:58,791 --> 00:10:59,291 [STATIC DISTORTION] 90 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,666 (CHECKING CAMERA) Perfect! 91 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,625 So trial number 7! Control variables: 92 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:11,041 I have placed this camera here, to record any evidence of successful time-travel 93 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:18,041 should it occur, at this time of 8:00 EST. 94 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:23,583 I will not step in front of it between now and 9:00 PM. 95 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:29,708 If I do not appear on this footage, it can be assumed the trial was a failure. 96 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,458 [STATIC DISTORTION] 97 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:41,541 -- versus what we were doing before, of changing the atomic structure of light around me 98 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:46,208 In order to do that (because I want it to follow me as closely as possible), 99 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:50,125 the machine is now portable. 100 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,208 Control Variables: 101 00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:03,833 Basically, as you can see from rewatching this footage, 102 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,458 this was set up at 8:00. 103 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,416 [STATIC DISTORTION] 104 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:19,375 As you can see, at no point have I stepped in front of this camera 105 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,083 between 8:00 and this present moment. 106 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:35,416 Um... I'm going to attempt to go back in time, to 8:00 this morning. 107 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:43,833 Nothing more to say, really; Let's just go test this. 108 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,416 (COUNTING DOWN) 3... 109 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,333 ...2... 110 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:06,291 ...1! 111 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,541 [TIME WARPING] 112 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,250 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 113 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,750 [TIME WARPING] 114 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,708 [HITS THE GROUND] 115 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,375 Holy shit. 116 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:32,041 [CAR DRIVING PAST] 117 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,875 Holy shit! 118 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,708 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!! 119 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,041 Wait-wait-wait-wait... 120 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,250 It's 8:00. 121 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,791 It's 8:00! 122 00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,666 Holy fuck, it's 8:00!! 123 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:56,750 [LAMP BUZZING] 124 00:13:56,750 --> 00:14:00,375 [POWER OUTAGE] 125 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,750 [REMOVING CAMERA] It's 8-O-fuck-in'-clock! 126 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,250 Wooooooooo!!! 127 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,291 It's 8:00!! 128 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,125 [VICTORY SPRINTING] 129 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,250 It's 8-O-Clock!! 130 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,458 Break open the sarsparilla, the time machine works!! 131 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,833 Wooooooooo!!! 132 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,916 Wait a minute... 133 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:38,625 [MUTTERING] 134 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:43,333 That's right... the camera... 135 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,333 The camera... the camera!! 136 00:14:53,625 --> 00:15:00,625 [PANICKED SPRINTING] 137 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:09,958 [HYPERVENTILATING] 138 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,458 Okay... 139 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,208 [REATTACHING CAMERA] Come on baby... 140 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,750 Come on... I need you to match up! 141 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,375 I could have just erased my own future! I mean, god... 142 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,458 Yeah, because the camera not being there... 143 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:39,541 ...the camera not being there, that's a completely different future! 144 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,375 If my future didn't exist, I wouldn't exist... 145 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:48,041 ...but then if I didn't exist, I couldn't move the camera in the first place, 146 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:53,583 but then if I didn't move the camera, my future would exist, then I would exist... 147 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:57,000 ...but then if I did exist, then I wouldn't exist... 148 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,958 ...but if I didn't exist, then I would exist... 149 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:08,208 Either way, existence is impossible! If the universe can't exist... 150 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,750 Well, it didn't happen! So there's no need to worry about it! 151 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,750 Didn't happen, didn't happen... There's no need to worry about it! 152 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,083 I can't see this footage. 153 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,875 [MUTTERING] 154 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,458 [STATIC DISTORTION] 155 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:37,958 [STATIC DISTORTION] 156 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:44,958 [FAUCET RUNNING] 157 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:57,541 [FAUCET RUNNING] 158 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,458 [MUG SHAKING] 159 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,125 [MUG SHAKING] 160 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:28,500 It was cold... 161 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,708 ...really fuckin' cold. 162 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:43,166 It wasn't like I saw or I heard anything 163 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:48,541 I mean, I actually coulnd't see or hear anything, 164 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:51,833 I didn't have eyes or ears! 165 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:58,375 B-b-but I could... sense things? 166 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:10,958 It's not exactly very specific scientific data to go off of 167 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:18,416 But then again, I didn't get anything specific, just... 168 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:25,000 ...these weird fragmented images! Like, there was... 169 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,416 ...a beach... 170 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:37,416 but no-one was swimming. 171 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:39,666 There was... 172 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,625 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 173 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:49,583 ...a bridge, but no cars were crossing it... 174 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:57,625 ...there were these woods... 175 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:04,083 ...but no birds or crickets chirping, or anything like that. 176 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:10,791 There was... a street... 177 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,916 [MUTTERING] 178 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:18,916 There was no children, playing outside! 179 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,833 It was a world made out of... 180 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,458 ...contradictions! 181 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:38,333 Like the thoughtless incoherent ramblings of a madman! 182 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:46,541 And it wasn't like I arrived or departed from any of these places! 183 00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:51,166 It was like I was already there; Like I had always been there! 184 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,625 Or... something. 185 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:09,500 It could have been a glimpse; of some other place, 186 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:14,333 some other destination, some other horizon... 187 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:20,416 There are all sorts of explanations for what I saw: 188 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:25,000 Fragmented moments in time, stress-induced hallucinations, 189 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 heaven... hell... who gives a shit? 190 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:31,541 It makes no difference; I don't like any explanation more than the other. 191 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:38,541 I didn't particularly like any of the places more than the other either, 192 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,833 I mean, none of them had any order!! None of them made any fuckin' sense... 193 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,583 [STOMPS OFF] 194 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:49,041 ...I wanted to go back to where things made sense, and there was order, and fuckin'... 195 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,000 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 196 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:05,666 [FAUCET RUNNING] 197 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,916 But I couldn't come back... 198 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,458 [THUDS] 199 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,875 I couldn't come back... 200 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,500 [MUTTERING] 201 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:26,833 ...I wanted to go back, to where people swam at beaches, 202 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:32,666 and cars crossed bridges, 203 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,583 where birds chirped in the woods, and children played outside, 204 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:44,333 You know? Where things made sense. 205 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:52,333 But I couldn't. I was trapped; I was... 206 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:57,000 ...I was alone. 207 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,041 Or at least I hoped I was alone; I pray to god I was alone, 208 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,500 otherwise what was lookin' at me? 209 00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:14,333 It's like one of those weird dreams, where you can see through your point-of-view, 210 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,333 but you can see yourself! 211 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:24,750 But this wasn't a dream! I could see through my eyesight! 212 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:28,625 Through my own eyes, I could see myself! 213 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:31,625 But was it me!? 214 00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:34,791 Was I looking at me, or was something else looking at me? 215 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,875 Was someone else -- something else there, watching me? 216 00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:42,458 [DISTORTION] 217 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:53,958 [MUG SHAKING] 218 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,541 [GULPS DRINK] 219 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:19,750 [HYPERVENTILATES] 220 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,250 [STATIC DISTORTION] 221 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:21,916 [BREATHING SUIT] 222 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:24,583 Okay, so uh... trial 8: 223 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,291 I added a static-resistant leather, 224 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:32,250 I-I-I rearranged the gloves that way, should absorb any gravity pulse. 225 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:36,791 Um, I also added a temporal bank... monitor... 226 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:41,875 You don't have a clue what that means, because I'm speaking gibberish! 227 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,666 Here, let me turn it on... 228 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:47,000 There we go! Okay, there we go! See this is what I'm talking about. 229 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,083 You're seeing out of my goggles right now. 230 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:53,916 Basically, this is just to archive any data I might get outside the universe 231 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:56,625 (although I doubt we'll get anything). 232 00:23:57,791 --> 00:24:02,500 I've also made the temporal positioning system more geographically specific. 233 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:07,666 In simple idjit english, it means I'll arrive at the same location when I get back. 234 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:10,875 I also installed this temporal bank monitor; 235 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:14,708 basically, I want to see (with these bars) 236 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:17,375 [BATTERY BEEPING] how much potential energy I have stored up at any given time. 237 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:22,416 That's important, because I need 2½ to make a complete there-and-back jump. 238 00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:26,291 If I tried to jump with only 1, or something... I'm not... 239 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,833 I'm not actually sure what would happen... 240 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:34,083 and I'm not particularly eager to find out, so we'll just... we'll just avoid that. 241 00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,875 [BANGING AGAINST DOOR] 242 00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:37,041 (KLATOS) What the fu--? 243 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,666 [DOOR THRUST OPEN] 244 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:43,375 What the ass!? 245 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,458 - What the ass! - (KLATOS) What the ass!? 246 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,333 - Fucking jesus! 247 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,791 - (KLATOS) Who'd you fuck!? - Alright, you can stop now. 248 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:53,833 - (KLATOS) Who the hell are you!? 249 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,041 - Well obviously I'm you, dumb ass! 250 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,791 - (KLATOS) But are you, like... me!? 251 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,833 - As opposed to your mother? 252 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,000 - (KLATOS) Oh no! Please let my hypothesis be wrong! 253 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,625 - What are you talking about? 254 00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:07,833 - (KLATOS) How the hell did you even get here!? 255 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:10,500 - Well, from the closet of course! 256 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,250 - (KLATOS) Did the time machine break? 257 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:12,666 - What? 258 00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,125 - (KLATOS) Did you accidentally teleport into my closet? 259 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,166 - Where? 260 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,375 - (KLATOS) Am I a schizophrenic?? 261 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,750 - Why? 262 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,875 - (KLATOS) Wait, what? 263 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:23,250 - Look, you'll understand what's going on in a couple of minutes 264 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:28,833 - (KLATOS) I do not understand what's going on right now, motherfucker!! 265 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,458 - But you will! 266 00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:31,208 - (KLATOS) Will !? 267 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,333 -Will you!? 268 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:35,041 [BATTERY BEEPING] 269 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,791 - Oh yeah! That's right! 270 00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,083 - (KLATOS) Wait-wait-wait! What's right!? 271 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,750 - You'll find out. - (KLATOS) Huh!? 272 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,958 - (KLATOS) Where the hell are you going!? 273 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,750 - (KLATOS) God dammit! Dr. Klatos, you still haven't told me how-- 274 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,583 [BULB TURNS ON] 275 00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:03,125 [BATTERY BEEPING] 276 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,750 [TIME WARPING] 277 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,458 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 278 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:09,958 [TIME WARPING] 279 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,375 [DOOR THRUST OPEN] 280 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,041 - What the ass!? 281 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,166 - (KLATOS) What the ass! - What the ass!? 282 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,750 - (KLATOS) Fucking jesus! 283 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:29,208 - Who'd you fuck!? - (KLATOS) Alright, you can stop now. 284 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,250 - Who the hell are you!? 285 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,458 - (KLATOS) Well obviously I'm you, dumb ass! 286 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,208 - But are you, like... me!? 287 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:37,250 - (KLATOS) As opposed to your mother? 288 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,416 - Oh no! Please let my hypothesis be wrong! 289 00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:41,041 - (KLATOS) What are you talking about? 290 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,125 - How the hell did you even get here!? 291 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:46,416 - (KLATOS) Well, from the closet of course! 292 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:48,541 - Did the time machine break? 293 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:48,958 - (KLATOS) What? 294 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:51,416 - Did you accidentally teleport into my closet? 295 00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:52,291 - (KLATOS) Where? 296 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:53,291 - Am I a schizophrenic?? 297 00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:54,333 - (KLATOS) Why? 298 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:55,875 - Wait, what? 299 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:59,250 - (KLATOS) Look, you'll understand what's going on in a couple of minutes 300 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:04,833 - I do not understand what's going on right now, motherfucker!! 301 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,458 - (KLATOS) But you will! 302 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,291 - Will !? 303 00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:08,416 -(KLATOS) Will you!? 304 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,333 [BATTERY BEEPING] 305 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,083 - (KLATOS) Oh yeah! That's right! 306 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,375 - Wait-wait-wait! What's right!? 307 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:17,041 - (KLATOS) You'll find out. - Huh!? 308 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:21,291 - Where the hell are you going!? 309 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,708 [BATTERY BEEPING] 310 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,500 - God dammit! Dr. Klatos, you still haven't told me how-- 311 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,083 [TIME WARPING] 312 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,833 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 313 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,333 [TIME WARPING] 314 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:38,500 [THRUSTS DOOR OPEN] 315 00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:56,333 [OUTSIDE WIND] 316 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,291 - (A) Alright, guys, so... um... 317 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:10,333 it would appear me travelling through time must have radically altered all this shit. 318 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:16,458 I go to his mall all the fuckin' time! This is not how it's arranged! Th-th-that... 319 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:20,583 That building right there is on the other side of the street! It's supposed to be way over there! 320 00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,916 Way the fuck over there! I don't know what it's doing here! 321 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:27,458 And there's supposed to be a movie theatre right here, but no! There's just empty shops for fucking miles! 322 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:30,583 So I'm not entirely sure what the fuck is... 323 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,875 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 324 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:34,541 Hey! 325 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:35,416 Hey! 326 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:37,333 [BATTERY BEEPING] 327 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,833 Hey you! 328 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:48,833 - (B) What point in our timeline is this for you? - (A) The fucking present! 329 00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:49,958 - (B) You're certain of that? 330 00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:52,750 - (A) I haven't time travelled at all, for me this is the present! 331 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:56,125 - (B) You believe the period you are currently in is the present? 332 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,750 - (A) Did I stutter!? Yes! 333 00:28:58,041 --> 00:28:58,791 - (A) You're sure of that? 334 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:02,083 - (B) Do you think I, a grown ass man, would not recognize my own time period!!?? 335 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,250 - (B) Do you? 336 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,541 - (A) Do I what? 337 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:09,083 - (B) Do you recognize the period you are currently in as your present? 338 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,250 - (A) No... I don't. 339 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,666 - (B) Well, it's funny you should say that, because I do recognize it. 340 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,750 I haven't time travelled in over 3 weeks. 341 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,833 So which of us is in the wrong time? 342 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:27,708 - (A) How can it be both our present? - (B) What did you do? 343 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:33,208 - (A) Okay, in order to fix this we need to figure out what we did in the three hours since we met each other, 344 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:37,125 or at least it's been three hours for me, how long's it been for you? 345 00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:41,791 - (B) I've never met you before in my life! 346 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:43,833 - (A) What!? 347 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:51,416 W-w-what do you mean? - (B) I've never met any future or past version of myself! 348 00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:52,875 - (A) Well then, how could we have met!? 349 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:56,333 - (B) We haven't! 350 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:01,458 Or at least we haven't yet, is it possible we met at a later point in time? 351 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:06,250 - (A) Oh god! Of all the points in history I could have erased! 352 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,875 - (B) Was your tempometer fully charged? - (A) Oh god! 353 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,125 - (B) Do you mean to tell me the universe is damaged -- - (A) Oh god! 354 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:16,125 - (B) --because you forgot to charge the tempometer? - (A) Oh god! 355 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:21,333 - (B) That wasn't just one point in history you altered! That was two points on two timelines! 356 00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:25,166 Heck, seeing as you were two different people at that point in time, 357 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,458 you might as well have altered two points on two timelines! 358 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:32,250 Do you realize how exponential a paradox that is!? 359 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:37,250 I think you've created a paradox that is now slowly destroying the universe; 360 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:39,666 How else can you explain how we can both be here!? 361 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:45,041 - (A) Because the laws of physics are slowly destroying themselves! 362 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:46,916 - (B) That's exactly what's happening, you idiot! 363 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,958 - (A) Well, what do we do!? - (B) I'm gonna fix this. 364 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,041 - (A) Wha... wait... wait, where are you going!? - (B) I'm gonna fix this! 365 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,083 - (A) No, you can't go!! - (B) I have to! 366 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,583 - (A) We can't risk making anymore changes to the timeline!! 367 00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,500 - (B) I can't just sit back and watch this happen! 368 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,916 - (A) No, wait! How do we know we'll even end up anywhere!? 369 00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:05,958 Okay, how do we even know the laws of physics that make it so you can time travel even still exist!? 370 00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,375 You might try to travel somewhere and just dissapear! 371 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,916 For the love of god, don't go!! 372 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:12,916 [RUNNING] 373 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:13,958 Wait!! 374 00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:16,583 [TIME WARPING] 375 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,291 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 376 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:20,791 [TIME WARPING] 377 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,166 - (B) What the fuck!? 378 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:33,125 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 379 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,666 Why's the mall in the wrong place? 380 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,333 [MASK SLIDES OFF] 381 00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:39,541 So here's my current understanding of history, from my point of view. 382 00:32:48,041 --> 00:32:53,000 I was born here. 383 00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:58,166 I begin... 384 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:03,791 my temporal research for NASA here. 385 00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:11,750 I publish my findings, on black hole jumping, here. 386 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:17,291 And the Soviets follow suit here. 387 00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:21,666 So this is my current understanding of history. 388 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:26,500 However, there are several contradictions to it, in its current form. 389 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:30,958 Now this timeline has something called "internet." 390 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:34,958 So using that I was able to determine where most of these key points are. 391 00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:39,833 It would appear the Soviets were disbanded in 1991; 392 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:44,208 Which means this... never happened. 393 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:51,625 Now looking through this test footage, I was able to determine how far along this version of me's research is. 394 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:58,458 and he's only sustained a successful fusion reaction as recently as two days ago. 395 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:02,708 Which means... he certainly doesn't have government funding at this point, 396 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:06,875 Which means this... never happened. 397 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:12,541 The only other trace of myself I was able to find of myself on this timeline is... 398 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:17,750 an arrest and some missing person reports. 399 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:26,125 which means, me not being exactly prominent, this certainly... never happened. 400 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,458 Um... 401 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:44,125 - (A) So basically, I was born... my life was... you know what, it was never an engaging read anyway 402 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:48,250 But you know what is far more interesting is your... 403 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:50,333 your... 404 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:56,708 my alternate version's history is like a treasure trove, of just purely interest... 405 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,625 Come on... 406 00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:04,791 Oh shit, I keep forgetting you don't have the internet in your timeline for some reason, 407 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,791 But you do have... 408 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:13,000 ...plenty of Enclyclopedias, as well as several other quite revealing books. 409 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:16,500 I mean... you literally have a memoir!! I have a-- 410 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,375 I have a fucking memoir! Wha--!? 411 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:27,083 Like it says right here, as early as 2007, I was working with NASA to do this? 412 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:31,916 And I, like... I publish my findings in 2014. 413 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:36,625 And, like... the Soviet union followed up with, like, their own version of time travel, 414 00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:40,375 Then I was like "wait, huh? The Soviet Union's still a thing?" So... 415 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:46,750 Basically, the entire history of everything has gone to shit, and it's... 416 00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:50,791 ...bad! To say the least! 417 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:58,750 [OPENS RERIGERATOR] 418 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:03,541 - (B) Thank goodness there is still beer... 419 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:04,750 [SHUTS REFRIGERATOR] 420 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,750 otherwise the world would really be ending. 421 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:14,125 [DRAGS CHAIR] 422 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,833 I wonder if, uh... 423 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:22,625 ...you're meddling altered the taste of artifically flavored sweeteners. 424 00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:27,041 I hope not. But... we'll find out. 425 00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:40,708 [CHUGS BEER] 426 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,875 under the universe's current predicament, the alcohol industry is safe. 427 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:56,583 You, um... take it with one of those little umbrellas? 428 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,833 Or is that just me? 429 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:07,666 [FAUCET RUNNING] 430 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:08,916 - (A) Ow! God dammit! 431 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:11,000 [TURNS WATER OFF] 432 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,916 Shit! 433 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:12,875 [SETS MUG DOWN] 434 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:21,333 [STIRS DRINK] 435 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:38,041 At least you still have hot chocolate, otherwise the world would really be ending, wouldn't it? 436 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:48,000 - (B) I may not look like a terrified man, Klatos, 437 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,083 but rest assured... 438 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:53,125 I'm a terrifiied man. 439 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:57,708 I mean, you didn't exactly leave me much to work with. 440 00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:01,958 With how little you've done, it makes trying to find any given point 441 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:06,958 (let alone the one we're actually looking for) a wild goose chase; 442 00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:13,000 So... in short, the last couple hours have not exactly been very productive. 443 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:25,916 They were, however, incredibly fascinating. 444 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:31,916 I still can't believe you guys had a black president in this timeline. 445 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:36,458 Let alone, a tangerine sex offender. 446 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,833 And, um... the... the, um... 447 00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:46,333 I think you call it... "int-ER-net?" 448 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:49,958 It sayed you guys haven't been to the moon since the 70s? 449 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,958 Oh boy, which means... 450 00:38:57,291 --> 00:39:00,916 There probably isn't a Catherine in your... 451 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,833 ...in your timeline, right? 452 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:07,791 Wow... 453 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,041 If it hadn't been for the Lunar Spring of '09, I never woulda... 454 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,750 ...I never woulda met her. 455 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:21,500 We certainly would have never gotten married, we never would have bought this house... 456 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:26,666 ...and she never would have died... 457 00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,291 ...along with my daughter. 458 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,416 [CHUGS BEER] 459 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:48,083 Yeah of all the things for your universe not... to have... 460 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:56,291 ...a Lunar Spring really shouldn't be one of them. 461 00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:11,541 This place is so... 462 00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,458 ...unnatural. 463 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:21,333 "Like the thoughtless incoherent visions of a madman." 464 00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:26,333 Breckson, Sonnet 8. 465 00:40:31,541 --> 00:40:33,208 - (A) I mean, can you imagine? 466 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:37,750 The US Government, armed with the knowldege of time travel? 467 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,333 The same US Government that... you know, kept, you know... 468 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:46,375 ...Tricky Dick safe, for a number of years. 469 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:52,333 The same US Government that lied about what was going on in vietnam for three whole decades. 470 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:58,458 The same US Government that casually went, "here! Here's three billion dollars," to Al Queda!! 471 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:02,875 Which resulted in certain regrettable... events. 472 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,583 That lot... armed with the knowledge of time travel, 473 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:11,750 and... and... what? You allowed it!? 474 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:17,083 Wh-- why do you think I went off the grid!? 475 00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:21,541 Why do you think I tried to invent all this within the confines of my own home!? 476 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:26,041 I know I'm only going to use time travel for good, But what does someone else want? 477 00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:30,291 What does someone else intend to do? I don't know, cuz I'm not them, that's why no-one else can have it!! 478 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,750 But you don't care, do you!? 479 00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:38,833 You don't care! All you care about is yourself! 480 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:43,041 You don't care about anyone! You don't love anyone or anything except for yourself, 481 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,791 and you never have, have you? 482 00:41:55,875 --> 00:42:00,666 - (B) You know, I can't quite say I'm proud of this version of me's lack of ambition. 483 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,541 Let alone his carelessness! 484 00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:09,083 A couple minutes ago, a static blast went off behind me! You wanna know what it was? 485 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:12,833 You (my "friend") tried to make... 486 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:19,833 a miniaturized fusion reactor, out of a fucking pot. 487 00:42:20,416 --> 00:42:21,750 Who does that!? 488 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:31,208 If something that reckless was the safety conditions of an experiment in my lab, you'd be shut down in a week. 489 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:36,583 If you're not careful, one of these days, you're gonna get yourself killed. 490 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,375 Or worse, me. 491 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:50,916 You wanna know... 492 00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:53,916 You wanna know why I invented time travel? 493 00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:59,250 You wanna... actually, here; let me just... Let me just read you a little list here. 494 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:04,750 I'll just read it off, I'm sure you'll figure out what it is. 495 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:09,333 Real engaging, here. For your cynical brain, you might find this entertaining: 496 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:14,666 Carthage... 149 BC... 150,000. 497 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,750 China... 350 AD... 200,000. 498 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:25,500 France... 1209 AD... 1 Million men, women, and children. 499 00:43:25,916 --> 00:43:26,833 Slain. 500 00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:34,708 America... 1492 AD... 114,882,000. 501 00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:40,625 Africa... 1500... 60 Million. 502 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:46,083 Ukraine, Belerus, Meldova... 1648... 100,000. 503 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:51,958 Ireland, 1649, 618,000 China, 1755, 600,000 504 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:55,458 China, 1755, 600,000 Tazmania, 1825, 1,000 505 00:43:55,458 --> 00:44:02,833 Ireland, 1835, 1 Million New Zealand, 1835, 1,900 506 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:08,166 Russia, 1872, 1,500,000 507 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:14,416 Chile, Tierra Del Fuego, 19th Century; 3,900. 508 00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,333 [FLIPS PAGE] 509 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:20,750 That is just the first page... you son of a bitch. 510 00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:29,083 In total... my friend, there have been: 511 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:34,041 215,287,296 512 00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:40,583 lives... stolen... without choice... 513 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,208 Lives they cherished. 514 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:49,916 Lives I'm sure they would have done great damn things with. 515 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:53,333 Taken in acts of genocide. 516 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:58,750 One of them might have had the fucking cure for cancer!! 517 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:01,000 Another one, for Tinnitus. 518 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:07,250 bet another one would have done something great, might have been the next fucking Picasso, 519 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:08,875 But we'll never know, will we!? 520 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,750 See, this is why I invented time travel! 521 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,208 I wanna save: 522 00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:22,208 215,287,296 523 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:24,583 ...different people. 524 00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,750 You only wanna save one. 525 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,541 - (B) Who said that? 526 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:46,708 - (A) Who said that? 527 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,416 - (B) Is there someone else here? - (A) Is someone in my house? 528 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,916 - (B) Hang on, what do you mean your house!? 529 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,000 - (A) Where are you? - (B) Where am I!? 530 00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,916 - (A) I'm warning you, I've got an encyclopedia! 531 00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,708 - (B) And I have an erection! How's either relevant? 532 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:04,958 - (A) Quit stalling, or I'm calling the police! - (B) You think you're calling the police!? 533 00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:06,000 - (A) I don't think, I-- 534 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,083 - (B) Oh that much is clear. 535 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,583 - (A) Where are you!? - (B) I'm right here! 536 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:12,958 Standing in the kitchen, right here on the nice hardwood floor! 537 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:15,416 Care to join me!? It's fairly fucking comfortable! 538 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,041 - (A) What!? 539 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,958 - (B) A bullet to your ass, that's what! 540 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,166 - (A) You're in the kitchen too? 541 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:25,083 - (B) Unless there's another kitchen I've just gone 10 years without knowing about in my house, 542 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,208 I think you should probably assume that!! 543 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:30,958 - (A) But you... but you can't see me? - (B) Would I be screaming if I could see you? 544 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,791 - (A) I can't see you either, where are you? - (B) Where's my cholo ass!? 545 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,750 Where the hell are you, motherfucker!? 546 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,416 - (A) You're voice sounds familiar... 547 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:40,416 - (B) Have you been stalking me? - (A) What were you doing 15 minutes ago? 548 00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:42,625 - (B) A stripper, does that answer your question!? 549 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:44,916 - (A) Were you at a movie theater? 550 00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,500 - (B) How'd you know that hooligan? - (A) I was at a movie theatre too! 551 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,625 - (B) Yeah, was it an adult theatre, you creep!? 552 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:52,333 - (A) Is your name Klatos? - (B) Jerkoff, I'm warning you! 553 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:54,291 - (A) Cuz that's my name! 554 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,208 - (B) Did we meet at a movie theatre 15 minutes ago? 555 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:07,166 - (A) It's you. - (B) Last time I checked! Jesus fucking christ! 556 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:11,708 - (A) Where are you? I can't see you. - (B) I can't see you either... 557 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:13,166 I can just hear you. 558 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:16,083 (A) I'm in the kitchen of my house, but everything is wrong! 559 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,541 - (B) Oh really!? - (A) Yeah, there's beer in it!! 560 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:22,875 - (B) I... 561 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:29,333 It sounds like... I'm in what I can only assume is your version of the kitchen, and... 562 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:31,291 ..,you're in mine. 563 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:35,375 - (A) How can we be in each other's kitchen? - (B) A Tea Party! How the fuck should I know!? 564 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:38,750 - (A) So... you're in my version of the kitchen? 565 00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:44,291 - (B) Unless I just fail to remember the 64 bottles of Sarsparilla in my fridge! 566 00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:49,500 - (A) And... I'm in yours? 567 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,500 - (B) Is there a drawing by a little girl on the fridge? 568 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,000 - (A) Yeah, yeah! - (B) It's mine! 569 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,458 - (A) But how can both our timelines exist simultaneously? 570 00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:05,375 - (B) How does Kim Kardashian make her living!? We may never know! 571 00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:09,291 That's not important!! What's important is that we fix this! 572 00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:12,333 - (A) Alright, okay... so what have we found out? 573 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,583 - (B) Well, for one, you're a fucking loser! 574 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,833 - (A) Funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you. 575 00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:19,291 - (B) You're lucky I can't break your nose through these timelines. 576 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:22,041 - (A) You sold our research to the military!! 577 00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:25,083 - (B) Yes, and? 578 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:31,833 - (A) And, um... you don't... think that's just... 579 00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:35,083 a little bit, oh I don't know, fucking stupid!!?? 580 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:38,333 - (B) You're right. You're right. 11 Million Dollar net worth... 581 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:41,416 Such a bad investment, I could have gone highter. 582 00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:45,083 - (A) You're a traitor to everything I invented time travel for! 583 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:49,541 - (B) Wait, can you imagine what time travel could accomplish with government funding!? 584 00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:51,791 - (A) I can imagine what I'm going to do to your neck! 585 00:48:51,791 --> 00:48:54,500 - (B) That's not important, you mushroom!! 586 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,500 What's imporant is that we focus, so that we can fix this!! 587 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:03,208 - (A) Alright, so we know... my timeline's fucked, and your timeline's fucked, 588 00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:08,291 and they're pretty much double fucking each other, it's a big old threesome; so what the fuck do we do now? 589 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,666 - (B) Alright? We're gonna focus now, right? 590 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:16,750 - (A) Hm? What do we do now? Mr. big ol' fucking genius! Mr... 591 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:20,000 fucking Carl Sagan over here. What the fuck do we do now? Hm? Hm? Hm? 592 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,125 You have all the answers, Guru! 593 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,166 - (B) You ready to fucking focus!? 594 00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:32,458 - (A) You care to say something, because I am doing no better on ideas here. 595 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,916 - (B) Huh? You deaf and dumb!? Or both!? 596 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:40,375 - (A) You still there? 597 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:43,208 - (B) What's the matter, you can't talk to me now? 598 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:46,000 Did I hurt your feelings? Is that how it is? 599 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,333 - (A) Yoo-hoo! 600 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:49,583 Earth to... earth to Klatos. 601 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:53,375 - (B) Klatos! Yoo-hoo! Buddy!? 602 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,083 [CLAPS] Come in... 603 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,041 - (B) Klatos? 604 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:03,125 Klatooos! 605 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,041 Klatos? 606 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,458 Klatos!? 607 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,875 Oh shit, Klatos! I think we're dissconnecting! 608 00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:11,916 Look, if you can still hear me, stay there! 609 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,583 - (A) Still there!? 610 00:50:15,041 --> 00:50:16,750 Wait, are you still there? 611 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,833 Shit!! Shit, he's gone! I gotta get back there! 612 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:22,333 - (B) Okay, if you can hear me, seriously!! Stay there!! 613 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:24,583 - (A) Alright, I just gotta jump back into his timeline... 614 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:28,375 - (B) I'm serious! You moving around could do more harm then good, just stay there! 615 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:31,083 [MUTTERING] 616 00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:34,583 I'm serious, the universe might not even have enough structure so that you could make a time jump, 617 00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:37,583 Without just being... destroyed or something, just stay there!! 618 00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:39,583 [BATTERY BEEPING] 619 00:50:39,583 --> 00:50:41,875 - (A) Come on, come on! Don't die on me now! Shit!! 620 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,500 - (B) Jesus christ, this is... 621 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,250 - (A) That's okay, you're just gonna sit here... and wait for it to recharge! 622 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:52,458 Right? Big scientists don't panic, you're just gonna sit here... and wait for it to recharge. 623 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,333 Oh fuck... 624 00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:05,791 Shit! It'll never charge in this timeline! The timelines are out of sync! Two different temporal energies! 625 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,291 I'm stuck here. 626 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:10,541 - (B) Shit... 627 00:51:17,666 --> 00:51:19,875 I have to stay here too! 628 00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,375 [STOMPS FOOT] 629 00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:32,250 [SNATCHES MUG] 630 00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,375 [SNATCHES BEER] 631 00:51:42,208 --> 00:51:45,208 [CHUGS BEER] 632 00:51:47,416 --> 00:51:48,875 [STATIC DISTORTION] 633 00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,916 Okay, guys, this is my super duper plan 634 00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:55,250 to recharge my Tempometer, get back to my timeline, and... um... 635 00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,166 save the universe. 636 00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:59,166 Granted, it's drawn on this shitty piece of notebook paper. 637 00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:00,583 It's not like I had a diagram laying around! 638 00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,791 So what I need to do, 639 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:06,708 for my Temporal Relocator to even work, so that I can time travel, 640 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:09,791 I need Temporal Energy from this timeline. 641 00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:13,041 So if I break into a nearby nuclear power plant 642 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:14,416 I might be able to recharge it! 643 00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,208 That's... 644 00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,041 breaking an entering 645 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,833 It's not like it's the first time I've done that, 646 00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:21,541 but it's the first time I've done it with the risk of death... we'll avoid that. 647 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:24,375 So yeah; break into a nuclear power plant, get some nuclear energy, 648 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:27,666 recharge my Tempometer, and get the fuck back to my timeline. 649 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,458 Yeah, that's the plan... we'll see what happens. 650 00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:33,541 So I still need to make some slight modificaitons to the suit 651 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,583 I find welding equipment, and I can make most of them, 652 00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:37,916 but I need a temporary holding agent. 653 00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:40,541 Just something easily removable, like duct tape. 654 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,958 Actually, um... 655 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,708 ...I haven't looked in there. 656 00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:49,125 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 657 00:52:52,041 --> 00:52:52,791 Looks fun! 658 00:52:52,791 --> 00:52:53,458 [BULB TURNS ON] 659 00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:59,500 This probably is as good a place as anywhere else to find duct tape... 660 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:18,416 What's this? What's... 661 00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:25,875 Probably just somebody he loves. 662 00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:29,166 I don't know. 663 00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:46,458 What's this? 664 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:53,458 [VHS STATIC] 665 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:06,166 [♬ WEDDING MUSIC ♬] 666 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:56,041 [♬ MUSIC ♬] [VHS STATIC] 667 00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:51,166 - (A) ...wasn't always such a jackass was he? 668 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:53,125 [CROWS CAWING] [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 669 00:55:53,125 --> 00:56:00,125 - (B) So, Aria... you may be too young to fully appreciate this, 670 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:06,625 but, um... you know, the significance of these woods right here: 671 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:11,458 This is actually where I took your mom on our first date! That's right! 672 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:17,333 We came back on a routine trip to earth, just for a weekend, 673 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:21,125 and I thought "wouldn't it be nice to go hiking out here?" And we were-- 674 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,250 [VHS DISTORTION] 675 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,000 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 676 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,791 Hey... hey, buddy, you alright? Can I help you? 677 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:32,208 No, wait a minute... no, that's not possible! 678 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:34,250 Whoa!! 679 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:38,833 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Buddy, where'd you go!? Is this a joke!? 680 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:42,291 Yo! Is this a joke!? 681 00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:49,958 [RUNNING] 682 00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,083 - (B) Catherine!! Catherine, come on! - (CATHERINE) Archie, what's wrong? 683 00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:55,166 - Grab Aria, we gotta to go! We gotta go! - Why? What's happening? You're scaring me! 684 00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:58,500 - Look, I'll explain when it's safe, we just gotta go right now, okay? 685 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,041 - (ARIA) Dad, where are the birds? 686 00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:10,750 - (B) Look, Aria-Aria? We gotta go right now, okay? Let's go to the car, okay? Let's go... 687 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,458 [CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT] - Come on, come on! Let's go! 688 00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:18,458 [STARTS CAR] 689 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:21,375 - Leave the seatbelt, let's just go! - (CATHERINE) Where are we going? 690 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:25,000 [CAR DRIVING] - Look, I'll tell you... we just gotta get out of here right now, okay? 691 00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:31,583 - Archie, slow down... slow down, you're scaring me! Stop the car!! 692 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:32,541 - Look, I'll tell you when it's safe! 693 00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:33,708 We just gotta get out of-- 694 00:57:33,708 --> 00:57:34,583 - ARCHIE, WATCH!!! 695 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:36,541 [CAR SWERVING] 696 00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:41,791 [CAR CRASHES] 697 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:43,333 [CAR EXHAUST] 698 00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:44,625 - Catherine? 699 00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:47,333 [♬ FUNERAL MUSIC ♬] 700 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,500 Catherine, why aren't you moving? 701 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:57,833 Catherine... Aria... why aren't you moving? 702 00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:05,875 [VHS DISTORTION] 703 00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:25,250 I remember when you used to... 704 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:32,875 It's been gettin' weird tryin' to sleep lately, because I remember you used to... 705 00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:38,125 ...curl up into a ball, to stay warm. 706 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:44,208 The... fuckin' vent up there has never been particularly well positioned: 707 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:46,750 Right on your face! 708 00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:55,666 I would always... I remember, I would always curl around, and just reach me arm around you. 709 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,333 It got harder as the months went by, because your stomach got bigger and bigger. 710 01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:11,541 And I would, um... just... 711 01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:20,000 ...curl your hair behind your ear. You didn't like it to tickle your nose while you were sleeping 712 01:00:26,541 --> 01:00:29,541 I remember when the airbag deflated. 713 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:38,833 Any hope I had you'd... survived was pretty much gone by that point. 714 01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:48,500 I remember the cops askin' all those stupid fuckin' questions. 715 01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:54,625 They wouldn't let me say goodbye to you; nope they just whisked you off in a bodybag! 716 01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:57,625 like you were cream cheese, or something. 717 01:01:00,625 --> 01:01:03,625 I remember havin' to call your... 718 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:11,541 ...mother, and tell her both our baby girls were dead; because of... 719 01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:18,833 That was the worst day of my life. 720 01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:24,625 I remember the stupid fuckin' suishi they served. 721 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:29,875 I mean, it was terrible. It was, like... sour. Like, old sour! 722 01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:32,125 You would hated it, Cathy, I mean... 723 01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:38,083 But your stupid, bloated ass sister-in-law and the fuckin' caterer insisted on it. 724 01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:41,083 No, no! They just had to have their fuckin' suishi. Huh. 725 01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:54,583 When it was, um... my turn... 726 01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:58,625 I came over to the coffin and I... 727 01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:08,083 ...brushed your hair behind your ear. Because... 728 01:02:09,958 --> 01:02:12,166 ...you were gonna be all alone now... 729 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:16,458 ...and there'd be no-one to do it later, so... 730 01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:24,083 Six feet under for all eternity is an awfully long time for... 731 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,625 ...your nose to tickle. 732 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:48,875 Why do human beings waste their time with love? I mean... 733 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,958 By design, it doesn't last. I mean... 734 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,541 Take us for instance! I mean... 735 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:06,875 You were always going to be gone eventually, and if it wasn't you it would've been me! So... 736 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:11,833 I mean... love? It's for losers! 737 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:16,916 It's a losers game! It's a game where all you do is lose... 738 01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:20,458 You know, because you let your guard down, and then you trust somebody, 739 01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:22,750 [SMACKING HEAD] and somebody uses that to hurt you. 740 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,041 For instance, they don't stick around! 741 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:30,333 But see, th-that... that's what's so fuckin' confusing! 742 01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:34,083 Catherine, I mean, you didn't choose not to stick around! 743 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:40,250 It wasn't like Jack up and leaving, it wasn't like Carrie up and leaving, it wasn't like your fuckin' parents, no! 744 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,875 No, you didn't choose not to leave; your choice was taken from you 745 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:45,083 by some jackass runnin' around in the woods or something!! 746 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,500 [SMACKS PICTURE] 747 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:09,250 [COUGHS] 748 01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:17,166 [PICKS UP PICTURE] 749 01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:23,208 [SETS DOWN PICTURE] 750 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000 [MUTTERING] 751 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:54,750 I... I don't know if this tape will still exist... 752 01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:58,375 ...afterward... 753 01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:03,833 I don't even know if I'll still exist afterward, but if... 754 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:11,875 If... if... if you're watchin' this it means it worked. 755 01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:22,166 I can... see, I can do this for you; You're... just... it wasn't your time... 756 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,625 Wasn't fair, wasn't fair... wasn't fair. 757 01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:32,916 I can break the laws of physics, I can do that only for you, Catherine, because... 758 01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:37,583 ...wasn't your time, wasn't your time, wasn't fair... 759 01:05:39,583 --> 01:05:42,583 And if you're watchin' this, it means it worked; I saved you. 760 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,166 If you're watchin' this, I'm glad you're watchin' this! Because... 761 01:05:50,916 --> 01:05:53,333 Maybe you'll get why... 762 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:59,333 ...I'm not exactly the Archie that you remember. 763 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,833 He was taken from you. 764 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:12,125 By the same jackass that took you away from me. 765 01:06:14,416 --> 01:06:17,916 And if I ever see him again... 766 01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:23,666 ...It'll be the last time anybody sees him. 767 01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:33,791 [MUTTERING] 768 01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:40,375 How many uh thessssingsss... 769 01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,666 Have I been drinkin'? 770 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,083 [GULPS BEER] 771 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:51,083 They're not that good... 772 01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:57,666 They certainly... don't make me forget you, Catherine. 773 01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:06,000 They don't tell me howda bring you back to life 774 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:10,250 Without makin' a big friggin' paradox, no!! 775 01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:21,375 But you know... what they do tell me, Catherine? 776 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:31,250 Who gives a rat's ass about paradoxes? 777 01:07:32,791 --> 01:07:35,791 I didn't marry a paradox! 778 01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:41,416 I didn't marry a paradox!! 779 01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:45,875 I married a damn ass-kickin' woman!! 780 01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:47,250 [THUDS AGAINST GROUND] 781 01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:57,041 Ca... c-Catherine? Catherine!? 782 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:58,583 Catherine!! 783 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:02,458 Help me Catherine!! 784 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,750 [INCOMPREHENSIBLE] 785 01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:10,833 Help me Cath... Come back to me, Catherine!!!! 786 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:17,333 Catherine? Cather... 787 01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:20,541 [TIME WARPING] 788 01:08:20,541 --> 01:08:22,250 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 789 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,750 [TIME WARPING] 790 01:08:24,791 --> 01:08:25,708 [HITS COUNTER] 791 01:08:26,416 --> 01:08:28,916 - (A) Ah, god... 792 01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:31,708 - (B) Is that you Catherine? 793 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:32,875 - (A) Klatos! Kla--!! 794 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:34,333 [HOPS DOWN] 795 01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:36,666 Klatos, Klatos! It's me! 796 01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:40,125 - (B) Oh... it's "you." 797 01:08:40,125 --> 01:08:43,458 - (A) What are you doing on the ground? Here, here. Let me help you up... 798 01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:45,291 Come on, come on... 799 01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:48,375 Klatos, I know what's wrong with the universe! 800 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,416 - (B) Yeah, you're in it. 801 01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:53,000 - (B) Actually, yes! 802 01:08:54,500 --> 01:09:01,500 - (B) The... fuck... is... that... supposed to mean? 803 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:06,416 - (A) Look, the universe isn't unravelling, it never was to begin with-- 804 01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,708 - (B) Wait, t' fuck are you wearinga bathrobe for? 805 01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:14,666 - (A) Oh, um... I-I broke into a nuclear power plant to steal some energy, 806 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:18,083 got shot at by some guards, ran, I lost a couple calories, 807 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:21,708 That's not the point! The point is, there is no time paradox! 808 01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:22,875 [LAUGHS] 809 01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:27,375 - (B) Wait... a minute... that's not right... 810 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:30,708 ...cuz then why... 811 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,208 Hang on... 812 01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:39,958 Then why... would our... timelines... both exist? 813 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,083 - (A) There aren't... there aren't two timelines! 814 01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:46,208 There are two parellel universes! 815 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:47,708 - (B) Huh? 816 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:51,458 - (A) Look, when I left mine, my tempometer wasn't fully charged 817 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:56,041 So I didn't have enough energy to make a "there" and "back" stringjump. 818 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:58,708 I only had enough energy to jump there! 819 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:03,833 Then... when we met, that was a temporally momentous occasion, 820 01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:08,500 So that event must have drained your tempometer (that's when you stormed off in the dark alley) 821 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:11,208 and then you only had enough energy to make a jump "here!" 822 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,875 So I ended up in your universe... 823 01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:15,375 ...and you ended up in mine. 824 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,125 Which is here! 825 01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:37,500 - (B) Oh, yeah... 826 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,250 - (A) Look, I'm back I'm supposed to be. But now we need to get you back to your universe, so let's-- 827 01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:49,500 - (A) Are you drunk!? 828 01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:51,291 - (B) No... 829 01:10:52,541 --> 01:10:55,708 I mean... 830 01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:58,083 ...No... 831 01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:00,958 I mean... 832 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:04,208 - (A) How are you supposed to operate a time machine drunk!? 833 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,083 [VOMITTY NOISES] 834 01:11:06,916 --> 01:11:09,625 You know what? You know what!!? It's fine; everything is fine, 835 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:12,625 as long as we get you back there? Everything is fine. Everything is dandy! 836 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:15,375 - (B) Go back? 837 01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:18,125 - (A) Yeah... yeah, go back. 838 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:22,500 Go back... 839 01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:25,958 Except-- 840 01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:28,041 - (GUARD) Put your hands where I can see them!! 841 01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:28,958 - (GUARD) Put them up!! 842 01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,708 - (A) Shit!! Some extra energy must have brought her-- 843 01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:35,041 - (GUARD) Shut up, Cholo!! 844 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,291 You have five seconds tell me where the fuck I am, 845 01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:39,583 Why the fuck I'm here, 846 01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:41,541 and what the fuck happened to the power plant!! 847 01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:45,666 - (A) Make a run for it? - (B) Sounds fun! 848 01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:48,791 [GUNFIRE] 849 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,583 [CAMERA RINGING] 850 01:11:51,416 --> 01:11:53,333 - (A) Okay the door is... Kuh... kuh... kuh... kuh!! 851 01:11:53,333 --> 01:11:54,708 Klato !? Where are you!? 852 01:11:55,416 --> 01:11:56,958 Klatos? Klatos!? 853 01:11:57,541 --> 01:11:59,208 Klatos!! Get the fuck back over here!! 854 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:00,833 [GUNFIRE] 855 01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:05,708 [INCOMPREHENSIBLE DRUNK MUTTERING] 856 01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,541 [LOADS CHAMBER] 857 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:16,875 (GUARD) Freeze!! 858 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:20,541 I said freeze!! 859 01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:24,333 [GUNFIRE] 860 01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,250 [RICOCHET] 861 01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,125 - (A) You fuckin' idiot! 862 01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:31,708 - (B) Aren't you the one that brought her here!? 863 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,041 - (A) It was an accident!! 864 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:37,291 - (B) Oh! Well maybe she's just "accidentally" shooting at us!! 865 01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:38,666 [GUNFIRE] 866 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:41,166 ...thun of a bitth 867 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,125 - (A) In less then a second-- 868 01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:42,541 - (B) Huh? 869 01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:45,583 -- (A) We need to get through that closed door, and leave. Are you ready? 870 01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:47,916 [INCOMPREHENSIBLE] 871 01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:50,500 Are you ready or not, cholo!? 872 01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:54,458 - (B) Um, buh... bun... 873 01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,166 Yeah, yeah... alright, yeah. 874 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,375 - (A) Okay, okay! On three, on three! Ready? 875 01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:03,875 One... 876 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:05,000 Two... 877 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:05,708 [LOADS CHAMBER] 878 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:06,791 ...Three!! 879 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:07,875 [GUNFIRE] 880 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,458 [STUMBLING] 881 01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:10,416 [CAMERA RINGING] 882 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:11,291 [CAMERA RINGING] 883 01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:11,750 [GUNFIRE] 884 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:13,958 [TRIPPING] 885 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,541 - (GUARD) You bastards can't run forever!! 886 01:13:16,916 --> 01:13:18,541 [SPRINTING] 887 01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:20,708 - (A) Is there a Westchester Street in your universe? - (B) Yeah... 888 01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:21,708 - (A) Split up!! 889 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:25,041 [RUNNING] 890 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:27,875 [RUNNING] 891 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:29,166 [RUNNING] 892 01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:35,416 [CHASING] 893 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,583 [B, RUNNING] 894 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,750 - (B) Where are you!? 895 01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:44,500 Where are you, Catherine!? 896 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:44,875 [DISTORTION] 897 01:13:48,416 --> 01:13:48,791 [BABY CRYING] 898 01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:50,458 [BABY CRYING] 899 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:51,166 [KLATOS, SCREAMING] 900 01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:55,250 [BABY CRYING] 901 01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:57,875 [BABY CRYING] 902 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:00,000 [BABY CRYING] 903 01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:01,166 [BABY CRYING] 904 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,500 [DISTORTION] [BABY CRYING] 905 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:11,416 [WIND BLOWING] 906 01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:53,541 [DISTORTION] 907 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:56,833 - (GUARD) Get up, degenrate! 908 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,791 - (KLATOS) God dammit... 909 01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:04,333 Couldn't you have aimed for the head, like a normal person? - (GUARD) Couldn't you have died, like a normal person? 910 01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:08,458 - (KLATOS) I've been askin' myself that question a lot lately. 911 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:10,083 - (GUARD) Aw, poor you. 912 01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:13,083 Don't worry... "momma's" gonna make that wish come true. 913 01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:17,583 - (KLATOS) Oh, joy... - (GUARD) Get up. Go on, get up! 914 01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,458 - (KLATOS) Alright, god! 915 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,083 [DISTORTION] 916 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,041 - (GUARD) So this is what we're gonna do... 917 01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:30,666 You're gonna tell me where the fuck I am, and why the fuck I'm here... 918 01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:31,750 ...and them I'm gonna kill you. 919 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:39,333 - (KLATOS) That's... one possible tradeoff. - (GUARD) Why do you sound like him? 920 01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:42,500 - (KLATOS) Like who? - (GUARD) The other one; the one who broke into the factory! 921 01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:44,833 Why do you sound like him? 922 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:47,666 - (KLATOS) Hell if I know, beyond "I live in his body." 923 01:15:48,041 --> 01:15:49,791 - (GUARD) What was he doing at the plant? 924 01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:54,875 - (KLATOS) What plant? - (GUARD) The power plant he broke into last night! 925 01:15:55,458 --> 01:16:00,166 - (KLATOS) I dunno; that's a good question for him. - (GUARD) But I'm asking you. Care to comment? 926 01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,250 [LOADS CHAMBER] 927 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:09,833 - (KLATOS) I... think he mentioned using it to get back here? 928 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,041 - (GUARD) What do you mean, get back here? 929 01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:16,083 - (KLATOS) You wouldn't understand. - (GUARD) What I don't understand, motherfucker, 930 01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:20,250 is why two people that look exactly alike kidnapped me! 931 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:24,333 - (KLATOS) Hold on, we didn't kidnap you! You were swept along in the stringjump, complete accident! 932 01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:28,333 - (GUARD) String jump!? - (KLATOS) It's what we use to travel between universes. 933 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:31,875 - (GUARD) I will bust a cap in your ass if you don't quit being a smart ass!! 934 01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:34,041 - (KLATOS) Like I said, bitch, you wouldn't understand! 935 01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:37,041 - (GUARD) Are you tripping? Or are you actually this fucking crazy? 936 01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:39,666 - (KLATOS) I ask myself that same question every morning sweetheart. 937 01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:41,833 - (GUARD) I'm sure you do. [GUNFIRE] 938 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:44,416 [CROWS FLEEING] 939 01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:47,083 - (KLATOS) You god damn fuckin' bitch pussy!! 940 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:50,916 - (GUARD) Start talking, shithead, if you like the concept of having children! 941 01:16:50,916 --> 01:16:52,166 - (KLATOS) What do you know about children!? 942 01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:55,208 - (GUARD) I have a little girl that I'm willing to kill to get back to. 943 01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:58,208 - (KLATOS) I would say likewise, except my daughter's dead. 944 01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:06,208 You ever had a child taken from you, officer? 945 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:11,958 Huh? No... 946 01:17:12,541 --> 01:17:19,041 You don't love a child until you hold them dead in you arms... screaming. 947 01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:28,625 Screaming to god, as to why he would allow this to happen. 948 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:37,875 That's when you know you really love a child. 949 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:42,333 People like you, they take their children for granted. 950 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,083 [DISTORTION] 951 01:17:47,791 --> 01:17:51,916 Hope you don't mind if I patch this up, you silver badged bitch. 952 01:17:55,250 --> 01:18:02,250 After all, how could you be called anything else, right? You take life like it has no value... 953 01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:09,500 You do it every day, because it's your job; every day, without question, regretting it never, am I right!? 954 01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:13,333 - (GUARD) I'm not the only one who doesn't know jack shit, motherfucker. 955 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,458 - (KLATOS) I know you wouldn't take it back. 956 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:20,375 You wouldn't go out on a limb to ressurect any of the people you murdered. 957 01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:23,291 Me, on the other hand? 958 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:29,583 There isn't a day that goes by where I don't wish I could take back my reckless mistake. 959 01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:38,583 cuz, see, that mistake cost my daughter her life. 960 01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,333 [DISTORTION] 961 01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:45,791 She didn't commit a crime. There is that difference. 962 01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:50,208 But what difference is there really? 963 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:56,708 Cuz, you see, I didn't commit a crime either. 964 01:18:56,708 --> 01:19:03,750 I didn't get behind the wheel of that car intending to kill my daughter, 965 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,291 let alone my wife... 966 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,416 But I did. 967 01:19:24,333 --> 01:19:31,333 I did... and I have to live with that. 968 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:37,791 I have to wake up every morning, and live with that. 969 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:46,666 I wake up every morning and march right back into hell all over again!! 970 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:56,708 The hell of hands bloodied, by the murder of a little girl. 971 01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:58,458 [GLASS SHARDS] 972 01:20:00,541 --> 01:20:01,125 [GLASS SHARDS] 973 01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:06,875 Ha! And while I would try to undo that, what do you do!? You seek it out!! 974 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,000 You go looking for it!! 975 01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:14,875 You must really get off to that kind of pain, which I really highly doubt... 976 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:19,125 ...or you simply are incapable of feeling it!! 977 01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:25,000 You footsoldiers don't have any souls! 978 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,000 - (GUARD) How's the leg? - (KLATOS) It's been worse sweetheart. 979 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:36,750 - (GUARD) You can wrap it with something, if you like. - (KLATOS) Thank you for your "input" 980 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:38,500 - (GUARD) You really don't know who I am, do you? 981 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:42,500 - (KLATOS) Do you still think I kidnapped you, for some reason? 982 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:47,291 - (GUARD) I was in the power plant, I had some sort of memory lapse, 983 01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:50,125 and when I woke up I was in your kitchen. 984 01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:51,583 - (KLATOS) It wasn't my kitchen. 985 01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:56,833 I mean, it was my kitchen; but it wasn't strictly speaking "my" kitchen. 986 01:20:56,833 --> 01:20:59,875 [DISTORTION] - (GUARD) You're one mixed up motherfucker, man. 987 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,125 - (KLATOS) You have no idea sweetheart. 988 01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:04,375 - (GUARD) Try me. 989 01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:08,041 - (KLATOS) You wouldn't get it. - (GUARD) I'm a smart fuckin' bitch, try me. 990 01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,708 [GROANING] 991 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:14,583 [LAMP] 992 01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:16,541 - (KLATOS) You ever hear of... 993 01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:17,916 [LAMP] 994 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:19,666 ...string theory? 995 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:20,166 [LAMP] 996 01:21:20,666 --> 01:21:27,416 The notion that there are parellel universes, each one with its own set of dimensions? 997 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:31,000 - (GUARD) You tryin' to get philisophical, or some shit? - (KLATOS) Yes, god dammit!! 998 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:38,291 So string theory... 999 01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:46,416 ...states there are multiple parellel universes, each one with its own... 1000 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:52,666 Um... you can travel back and forth between them, that's the... that's the theory. So... 1001 01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:56,666 Also take, for instance... okay, the laws of physics. 1002 01:21:57,541 --> 01:22:02,833 They determine what we can or cannot do, 1003 01:22:03,416 --> 01:22:07,458 okay, we are bound to them like slaves. 1004 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:13,208 To alter them would be to play... 1005 01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:14,166 god! 1006 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:17,125 See, that's the thing; when you're in a different universe? 1007 01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:25,333 You are not bound by god's rules, no. You're playing by a different set of rules. 1008 01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:26,208 [LAMP] 1009 01:22:26,916 --> 01:22:27,250 [LAMP] 1010 01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:28,041 [LAMP] 1011 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,125 Okay, s-s-so other hypothetical here: 1012 01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:39,416 Say a time traveller wants to go back in time, and save his dead daughter. 1013 01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:46,125 How could he? The laws of physics say that he can't!! 1014 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:49,583 Those are god's rules. 1015 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:53,958 Most of them are pretty fucking cruel, when you actually stop to think about it. 1016 01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:58,375 - (GUARD) You don't have to tell me that. - (KLATOS) Oh why? Cuz all you do is enforce them? 1017 01:23:00,291 --> 01:23:00,625 [LAMP] 1018 01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:01,708 [LAMP] 1019 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:02,833 [LAMP] 1020 01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:07,208 But let's say you love your daughter just that much. 1021 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:14,375 You would not give a fuck about god's rules, you would kill god himself if it brought her back! 1022 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:14,708 [LAMP] 1023 01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:16,250 [LAMP] 1024 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:21,375 After all, officer... I have achieved the power of god. 1025 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:28,708 I can control life and death as I please. 1026 01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:33,083 And I will stop anyone who tries to stand in my way! 1027 01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:39,500 - (GUARD) And what if god's the only one that gets in your way? 1028 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,166 - (KLATOS) I'll cut him down where he stands. 1029 01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:45,000 [SCREECHING] - (GUARD) This seems like one long line of... 1030 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:50,125 hypothetical bullshit, seeing as though you can't bring your daughter back to life. 1031 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:51,083 [LAMP] 1032 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:54,291 - (KLATOS) How many times do I have to tell you? 1033 01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:56,375 [SCREAMING WINDS] 1034 01:23:57,041 --> 01:24:04,041 I will not be ruled by even the laws of physics anymore. 1035 01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:08,083 I defy them. 1036 01:24:08,083 --> 01:24:09,041 [SCREAMING WINDS] 1037 01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:14,625 I defy god and his rules! I defy the very logic and nature of life itself! 1038 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:19,375 [SCREAMING WINDS] Because it is the logic of life itself that is my enemy! 1039 01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:24,583 It is logic itself that stands in my way! 1040 01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:29,541 And I will not let anything stand in my way. 1041 01:24:37,041 --> 01:24:38,000 [SNATCHES GUN] 1042 01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:41,875 [GUNFIRE] 1043 01:24:41,875 --> 01:24:44,041 [CROWS FLEE] 1044 01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:47,708 [LIMPIING TOWARD HER] 1045 01:24:50,916 --> 01:24:53,208 Yeah, how'd that feel sweetheart? 1046 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,458 [TURNS OFF SAFETY] 1047 01:25:02,791 --> 01:25:04,875 [SCREAMING WINDS] 1048 01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:14,541 - (A) Ow! What the hell!? - (B) Take me to them. 1049 01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:17,708 - (A) To who? - (B) To Catherine and Aria! 1050 01:25:17,875 --> 01:25:19,333 - (A) You know I can't do that. 1051 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:23,041 - (B) Don't tell me what you can or can't do. They're still alive in your universe, right? 1052 01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:24,791 - (A) What!? I don't know!! 1053 01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:27,083 I don't even know if this universe has a Catherine or an Aria! 1054 01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:28,958 - (B) Well then take me to mine! - (A) What!? 1055 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,875 - (B) You're gonna take me back to my universe. 1056 01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:36,250 and then, you're gonna take me back when they were alive, and then we're gonna bring them back to the present. 1057 01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:41,458 Why you still sitting there, jackass? You got a lot of work to do. 1058 01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,166 - (A) I won't do it. 1059 01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,458 - (B) You dare to stand in my way? 1060 01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:50,958 - (A) Yes. I will... 1061 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:58,208 Because I would stand in the way of anyone who would arm a tyranical machine 1062 01:25:58,250 --> 01:26:02,416 With the knowledge of time travel! And to... what, to save your dead daughter? 1063 01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,541 Look... I saw the photos. 1064 01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:11,166 Catherine was a lovely woman-- 1065 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,041 - (B) Don't talk about her like you knew her!! 1066 01:26:14,250 --> 01:26:16,125 - (A) I got to know her... 1067 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:18,500 and you wanna know what I found? 1068 01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:24,125 She was a compassionate person. And she loved you because you were the same. 1069 01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:28,708 But what horrible things have you done in her name, lately? 1070 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:37,708 Do you think she would want to be alive, knowing the cost? 1071 01:26:39,416 --> 01:26:42,333 I won't bring her back because she wouldn't want me to! 1072 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:48,750 She wouldn't wanna live, knowing what her life cost everyone else. 1073 01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:58,750 - (B) Do you think I give a fuck what she wants? 1074 01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:03,375 This isn't about her, this is about me! This is about what I want! I want her, I will have her! 1075 01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:05,750 - (A) Where did you get a second one? 1076 01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:07,291 - (B) She had another one on her. - (A) Who? 1077 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:08,333 - (B) The Guard! 1078 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:11,666 - (A) Oh shit! That's right! We gotta bring her back, where is she? 1079 01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:14,583 - (B) I told you no one would stand in my way. 1080 01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:18,041 - (A) Jesus, do you know how you sound right now? 1081 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:21,375 - (B) Like, a sensible... fucking person... who's thinking straight. 1082 01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:22,833 How's that for fuckin' sound!? 1083 01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:24,458 - (A) Thinkin' straight!? You haven't been thinkin' straight in a while! 1084 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:26,458 You know what you sound like? You sound like a fuckin' maniac! 1085 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:30,166 - (B) Maniacs? Well... maybe the problem with the world is that there isn't enough maniacs. 1086 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:34,291 - (A) There are plenty of maniacs. You armed the greatest lot of them that ever lived. 1087 01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:36,583 - (B) Like you wouldn't to save your daughter! 1088 01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:39,125 - (A) Don't you get what would happen? 1089 01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:43,000 They would be alive only to die all over again! They'd only live for a brief moment! 1090 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:47,750 - (B) What are you talking about, crackhead? - (A) You would erase, in bringing them back to life, 1091 01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:51,875 the event that caused you to create time travel to begin with! 1092 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:56,208 Don't you get it? You'd have no reason to go back and save them! 1093 01:27:56,666 --> 01:27:58,000 So then they would die! 1094 01:27:58,250 --> 01:28:00,458 But then if they did die, you would invent time travel, 1095 01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:03,333 but then if you did invent time travel, you wouldn't invent time travel!! 1096 01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:09,166 Don't you get it!!? In your logical fallacy, you would create a paradox that would kill millions of people, 1097 01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:10,500 millions of people would die!! 1098 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,750 - (B) So let them die!!! 1099 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:22,375 - (A) I won't take you back to your universe. I won't even allow you to live in this one. 1100 01:28:22,375 --> 01:28:24,916 - (B) What moral highground do you claim to stand on!? 1101 01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:31,333 - (A) The one that says I didn't arm tyranic dictators with the knowledge of time travel! 1102 01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,541 - (B) Yes you did... 1103 01:28:34,541 --> 01:28:36,041 - (A) What are you talking about, smart ass? 1104 01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:39,666 - (B) You absolutely did.. you are me, aren't you? 1105 01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:45,833 - (A) No... I'm me and you're you; your choices don't reflect on me! 1106 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,833 - (B) They don't? They're your choices too. - (A) Oh, and why's that? 1107 01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:52,791 - (B) Cuz you chose not to... 1108 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,458 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 1109 01:28:54,458 --> 01:29:00,125 You said it yourself, right... on that tape? You said it perfectly, like a poet. 1110 01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:04,166 Something about an apple and an orange, right? 1111 01:29:04,625 --> 01:29:07,625 right, a choice creates two different paths? 1112 01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:11,958 Your choice is what created me in the first place, 1113 01:29:11,958 --> 01:29:16,208 I wouldn't even exist, if it wasn't for your choice, me and my little universe. 1114 01:29:18,333 --> 01:29:23,333 I am every bit as much a reflection of you as you rejecting me is. 1115 01:29:23,541 --> 01:29:29,916 Because I'm the very darkness that exist within your tiny self-righteous pretentious little soul. 1116 01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:39,166 Everything you are capable of exists within me, I'd say that makes us pretty much square. 1117 01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:45,375 - (A) Klatos, I know more about that day than you do. 1118 01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:47,708 - (B) No you don't, you weren't there. 1119 01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:50,166 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 1120 01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:51,875 - (A) Yes I was. 1121 01:29:54,208 --> 01:29:57,208 - (B) What the fuck are you talking about? 1122 01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:04,375 - (A) You never asked me how I know, that there isn't a time paradox and that there are two sepearte universes? 1123 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:07,583 It's because I was there that day. 1124 01:30:09,833 --> 01:30:15,208 The contents on your tape... I watched it. they're the same images I saw, 1125 01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:18,208 the first time I ever successfully achieved time travel. 1126 01:30:19,166 --> 01:30:21,291 Our method? Right? 1127 01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:26,791 I have to jump out into another universe, for a brief second, then jump back into mine? 1128 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,666 But.. what's amazing is... of all the days... 1129 01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:34,166 Of all the moments I could have landed in your universe at, 1130 01:30:34,166 --> 01:30:39,458 I landed in your universe at the exact moment you pulled out that camera 1131 01:30:39,458 --> 01:30:42,458 to record me in the woods that day. 1132 01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:45,875 You saw me; what you saw that day was me, 1133 01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:48,875 the brief moment I jumped into your universe... 1134 01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:52,458 ...before returning to mine. 1135 01:30:54,500 --> 01:31:01,666 That's why I can't bring them back; It would create a massive multiversal paradox. 1136 01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:07,333 It's not just one timeline, it's two... that are linked by that moment; 1137 01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:10,458 For a brief moment in space in time. 1138 01:31:16,916 --> 01:31:19,750 You think I don't have regrets too? 1139 01:31:19,750 --> 01:31:24,583 I know you regret that you, driving as fast as you could to get out of there, 1140 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:28,583 was exactly what caused them to die; it's horribly ironic, it really is... 1141 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,250 That you trying to save them is what killed them. 1142 01:31:38,375 --> 01:31:44,500 And me, trying to save the people of the universe I care about, is what helped kill them too. 1143 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,250 You're not the only one with regrets. 1144 01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:54,000 We were good men. 1145 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:57,333 Alright, we invented time travel because we were good men. 1146 01:31:58,125 --> 01:32:02,916 But look what horrible things we have caused to happen lately... 1147 01:32:04,916 --> 01:32:06,750 ...in the name of it? 1148 01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,458 That's the biggest "paradox" of all. 1149 01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:14,666 - (B) I... I... I didn't kill Catherine... 1150 01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:19,041 - (A) That's right... you don't have to live with that guilt anymore. 1151 01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:23,708 - (B) I finally understand... 1152 01:32:24,291 --> 01:32:26,041 I didn't kill Catherine... 1153 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,041 ...you did. 1154 01:32:28,625 --> 01:32:30,333 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 1155 01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:33,333 - (A) No-one killed Catherine, Klatos, It wasn't anybody's fault! 1156 01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,125 - (B) You killed Catherine. 1157 01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:39,166 - (A) If I had known there was going to be another truck there that day, 1158 01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:42,041 I woulda picked a different day, so there was no-one there for you to collide with! 1159 01:32:42,041 --> 01:32:44,083 - (B) You killed Catherine. 1160 01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:46,416 - (A) Look, this is not we need to focus on right now, 1161 01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:50,041 We need to focus on getting you back to your universe, is your tempometer fully charged? 1162 01:32:50,125 --> 01:32:53,541 - (B) You killed Catherine... and now... 1163 01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:57,000 ...I'm gonna kill you right back. 1164 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,041 - (A) I can't let you do that, there's too many timelines! 1165 01:32:59,041 --> 01:33:02,041 - (B) I can't let you live. - (A) I can't let you save Catherine! 1166 01:33:02,041 --> 01:33:03,041 - (B) Well tough luck. 1167 01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:06,458 - (A) In the name of Catherine, who would want you to spare me, please! Spare me! 1168 01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:12,500 - (B) Spare you? I wouldn't spare you if you were mother fucking Teresa!! 1169 01:33:14,125 --> 01:33:15,875 [TACKLES HIM] 1170 01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:18,875 [FIGHTING EACH OTHER] 1171 01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:33,250 What are you doing? 1172 01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:36,333 Stop! No!! 1173 01:33:41,083 --> 01:33:46,208 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 1174 01:33:46,208 --> 01:33:48,958 So trial number 7! Control variables: 1175 01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:54,375 I have placed this camera here, to record any evidence of successful time-travel 1176 01:33:55,041 --> 01:33:58,000 - (NIGHT) Nothing more to say, really; Let's just go test this. 1177 01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:04,000 - (DAY) If I do not appear on this footage, it can be assumed the trial was a failure. 1178 01:34:10,041 --> 01:34:12,125 - (NIGHT) Three... 1179 01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,250 ...two... 1180 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,625 ...one! 1181 01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:25,458 [WIND BLOWING] 1182 01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:26,750 [HITS THE GROUND] 1183 01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:33,250 Holy shit! 1184 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:34,291 [WIND BLOWING] 1185 01:34:34,291 --> 01:34:34,958 [HITS GROUND] 1186 01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:36,125 [WIND BLOWING] 1187 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:36,791 [HITS GROUND] 1188 01:34:38,041 --> 01:34:40,583 - (B) Fuck... oh my god... 1189 01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:49,833 - (A) ...the fuck? 1190 01:34:58,666 --> 01:35:01,333 - (A) N-n-n-no! No! No!! Klatos, Klatos!!! Stop!!! 1191 01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:04,000 - (B) I'm done lettin' you tell me what to do. - (A) Put the gun down! 1192 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:07,791 - (B) Said the hypocrite holding a gun! - (A) Look, if you shoot him, you can't be here! 1193 01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:11,833 Because he won't go on to become me, to invent time travel, 1194 01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:17,083 to cause you to create time travel, to be able to come here to kill him in the first place!! 1195 01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:22,875 Because if you shoot him, then you can't shoot him, but then if you don't shoot him, then you must shoot him!! 1196 01:35:22,916 --> 01:35:25,916 - (B) Enough... of this bullshit!!! 1197 01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:31,083 - (A) Don't you get it!? You would create a paradox so infinitely evolving, and exponentially formming, 1198 01:35:31,083 --> 01:35:33,083 that it would... it would destroy the multiverse!! 1199 01:35:33,083 --> 01:35:34,250 - (B) I don't care. 1200 01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:36,833 - (A) Look, if you shoot him, you can't be here!! 1201 01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:40,041 - (B) And my daughter will be alive. 1202 01:35:40,041 --> 01:35:44,625 - (A) We already established that wouldn't work!! You-fucking-idiot!! 1203 01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:48,625 Look, maybe time won't let you alter that moment! Maybe you weren't meant to atler that moment! 1204 01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:52,041 Maybe you weren't meant to go back and save them! If you were it definitely wasn't like this! 1205 01:35:52,041 --> 01:35:52,833 - (B) Ha!!! 1206 01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:56,083 [CAR DRIVING PAST] And what, pray tell, is this!!?? 1207 01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:59,083 - (A) This... is psychopathism!! 1208 01:36:00,041 --> 01:36:03,041 What would Aria say, if she could see you right now!? Huh!? 1209 01:36:05,875 --> 01:36:10,916 Do you think her or Catherine will still love you, after this!!? 1210 01:36:11,916 --> 01:36:14,916 You're gonna have to shoot them too, because they're gonna be the first to stand in your way! 1211 01:36:18,041 --> 01:36:23,375 Do you think Aria would want to live to see her father become a murderer!? 1212 01:36:27,625 --> 01:36:29,791 You don't have to do this... just put the gun down! 1213 01:36:29,791 --> 01:36:33,500 We'll figure this out, put the gun down! That's it! That's it! Put it down! Put it down. 1214 01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:37,041 [DOOR THRUST OPEN] 1215 01:36:37,666 --> 01:36:40,041 - (DAY) Yo, it's a fuckin' saturday, shut your... 1216 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:41,625 ...damn? 1217 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:50,375 - (NIGHT) Holy fuck! 1218 01:37:01,791 --> 01:37:02,333 [LAMP BUZZING] 1219 01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:07,791 [LOADS CHAMBER] 1220 01:37:07,916 --> 01:37:08,208 - (A) No!!!!! 1221 01:37:08,583 --> 01:37:10,333 [GUNFIRE] 1222 01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:17,333 [WIND BLOWING] 1223 01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:24,333 [MASK DISTORTION] 1224 01:37:39,875 --> 01:37:41,250 Where am I? 1225 01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:47,041 What is this? 1226 01:37:50,833 --> 01:37:52,666 Am I outside the universe!? 1227 01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:03,416 Oh my god... 1228 01:38:05,958 --> 01:38:07,708 D-d-did I do it? 1229 01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:15,250 I did it... I destroyed... the universe. 1230 01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,833 I destroyed... 1231 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:25,000 Everyone or everyting that ever lived is dead. 1232 01:38:28,583 --> 01:38:30,333 I killed them. 1233 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:36,333 No... I couldn't have... 1234 01:38:38,208 --> 01:38:39,833 I couldn't have... 1235 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,083 - (?) I'm afraid you did. 1236 01:38:54,208 --> 01:39:00,708 - (KLATOS) Who are you? - (?) It can be said not "who" am I... 1237 01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:07,000 ...but it can be said "where" am I. 1238 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:08,500 - (KLATOS) What the fuck? 1239 01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:11,583 - (?) I believe the correct question would be... 1240 01:39:11,583 --> 01:39:13,250 ..."where" the fuck. 1241 01:39:13,250 --> 01:39:16,666 - (KLATOS) Is that where we are? Are we outside the universe? 1242 01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:24,875 - (?) It could be said that this exists outside the realm, bound by definition, you call "the universe." 1243 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:32,625 It could also be said, therefore, you are outside of "me." 1244 01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:36,541 - (KLATOS) I'm... outside of... you? I don't understand. 1245 01:39:36,833 --> 01:39:41,875 - (?) I am comprehensible, if you allow me to be. 1246 01:39:43,166 --> 01:39:47,875 - (KLATOS) Okay, so... are you outside the universe too? 1247 01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:53,000 - (?) It is you who are outside of me, all else exists within me. 1248 01:39:53,625 --> 01:39:57,666 - (KLATOS) Are you some aspect of the universe I don't understand? 1249 01:39:57,833 --> 01:40:04,833 - (?) They live, as you once did, within me. 1250 01:40:11,833 --> 01:40:14,833 - (KLATOS) Are you saying that you... 1251 01:40:16,833 --> 01:40:20,291 ...are the universe? 1252 01:40:20,875 --> 01:40:24,916 - (?) What you call "the universe" exists within "me." 1253 01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:32,250 I am the combined extension of what you might call "universes." 1254 01:40:35,541 --> 01:40:37,541 - (KLATOS) You're the multiverse! 1255 01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:42,916 - (?) It has been said as such, by people whom you call scientists, 1256 01:40:42,916 --> 01:40:49,166 that the structure of a "brain cell" and the structure of "the universe" are identical in shape. 1257 01:40:50,625 --> 01:40:57,875 Who's to say that "the universe" is not just a "brain cell" of a larger being? 1258 01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:01,958 - (KLATOS) Are...? 1259 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:08,166 Are you what... are you what we might call "God?" 1260 01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:13,916 - (?) It has been said so... it has also been said not so. 1261 01:41:15,541 --> 01:41:17,625 Who am I to decide? 1262 01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:22,708 - (KLATOS) But how can the whole of creation exist within your mind!? 1263 01:41:22,708 --> 01:41:26,541 - (?) Could it not be said that entire worlds exist within the minds of children? 1264 01:41:29,125 --> 01:41:36,125 This is not called "impossible!" It is called "divine." 1265 01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:41,583 For them, despite the impossiblity, 1266 01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:45,791 The worlds they create in their minds are very real, for them, 1267 01:41:45,791 --> 01:41:48,791 and for the people they contruct to be in it. 1268 01:41:50,083 --> 01:41:54,458 This is the divine nature of a child's imagination. 1269 01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:04,125 It could also be said that this is somehow similar within me. 1270 01:42:09,125 --> 01:42:16,125 Yet, their lives are... more essential. 1271 01:42:19,916 --> 01:42:26,125 If you were to poison a cell of your skin, would it not fruit cancer? 1272 01:42:26,791 --> 01:42:31,958 If a part of your body were destroyed, would you not grow weary with sickness. 1273 01:42:32,875 --> 01:42:36,250 -(KLATOS) I hurt you, when I destroyed the universe, didn't I? 1274 01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:40,750 - (?) It would be one thing for a universe to die; 1275 01:42:43,583 --> 01:42:46,583 It is the natural life and death of all things. 1276 01:42:48,708 --> 01:42:51,708 But it is not natural when it is caused! 1277 01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:54,750 I have felt a surge in me. 1278 01:42:55,208 --> 01:42:56,833 I feel myself dying. 1279 01:42:57,833 --> 01:43:04,333 Faster than new worlds can be created, worlds are destroyed at the hands of an idiot. 1280 01:43:05,583 --> 01:43:07,083 Such as yourself. 1281 01:43:09,875 --> 01:43:11,333 - (KLATOS) How many? 1282 01:43:11,333 --> 01:43:14,750 - (?) Of what do you want me to quantify, one they call "Klatos?" 1283 01:43:15,375 --> 01:43:17,000 - (KLATOS) How many!? 1284 01:43:19,041 --> 01:43:25,458 From all the different universes, all dying; all unravelling because of me! How many!? 1285 01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:28,500 I refer to lives. How many? 1286 01:43:30,958 --> 01:43:37,958 - (?) 215,287,296... 1287 01:43:39,333 --> 01:43:40,750 ...in your universe... 1288 01:43:41,333 --> 01:43:42,291 ...so far... 1289 01:43:44,666 --> 01:43:47,666 ...and septillion more in the others. 1290 01:43:54,541 --> 01:43:56,333 - (KLATOS) I didn't want this. 1291 01:43:58,958 --> 01:44:01,416 I wanted to save lives. 1292 01:44:01,833 --> 01:44:03,375 - (?) Perhaps you still can! 1293 01:44:03,916 --> 01:44:08,708 - (KLATOS) Can you do it?! Can you restore the multiverse!? Can you do what I failed to do!? 1294 01:44:09,083 --> 01:44:13,750 - (?) It comes at a price most horrible. - (KLATOS) I can spare it!!! Can you do it!!? 1295 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:16,916 - (?) Yes, one they call "Klatos." 1296 01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:21,000 I can restore "the multiverse." 1297 01:44:23,833 --> 01:44:27,416 But you do see why that is futile in itself? 1298 01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:39,458 - (KLATOS) It would just happen all over again, wouldn't it? 1299 01:44:45,208 --> 01:44:47,833 How many times have we had this conversation!? 1300 01:44:50,541 --> 01:44:52,250 - (?) It will be the last. 1301 01:44:53,458 --> 01:44:55,666 - (KLATOS) Is there nothing we can do!!? 1302 01:44:55,958 --> 01:44:58,958 - (?) Yes, one they call "Klatos"... 1303 01:45:00,958 --> 01:45:03,416 I can restore "the multiverse," but... 1304 01:45:05,041 --> 01:45:12,041 You must pay a price most horrible, to ensure it doesn't happen again. 1305 01:45:12,708 --> 01:45:14,125 - (KLATOS) What are you... 1306 01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:27,916 - (KLATOS) Oh... - (?) Yes. 1307 01:45:28,041 --> 01:45:34,500 - (KLATOS) Won't... that have a major effect on... the timelines? 1308 01:45:34,833 --> 01:45:39,500 - (?) It cannot be said, apart from some, that your presence was significant. 1309 01:45:40,875 --> 01:45:45,291 Erasing your existance won't be that consequential. 1310 01:45:45,708 --> 01:45:47,666 - (KLATOS) Oh, good; good... um... 1311 01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:54,500 What about... Catherine? 1312 01:46:00,583 --> 01:46:02,416 I'll never marry her, right? 1313 01:46:04,583 --> 01:46:05,500 - (?) It is so. 1314 01:46:06,541 --> 01:46:10,291 - (KLATOS) Which means I'll never father her child, right? 1315 01:46:12,583 --> 01:46:13,708 - (?) It is so. 1316 01:46:14,833 --> 01:46:18,416 - (KLATOS) Which means there's an innocent little girl... 1317 01:46:19,708 --> 01:46:22,708 ...who will never be born, because of me, right? 1318 01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:27,833 - (?) It is so. 1319 01:46:28,541 --> 01:46:31,541 - (KLATOS) This isn't what I wanted... What have I done? 1320 01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:39,708 I wanted to save... millions of lives, but all I've done is murder my own daughter. 1321 01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:42,875 - (?) One they call "Klatos!!" 1322 01:46:44,166 --> 01:46:46,583 I have watched you for ages; 1323 01:46:48,083 --> 01:46:51,375 You have bewildered me for ages! 1324 01:46:52,791 --> 01:46:54,416 I have known you to love... 1325 01:46:55,666 --> 01:46:57,458 I have known you to hate... 1326 01:46:58,458 --> 01:47:00,416 I have known you to be caring... 1327 01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:04,083 I have known you to be selfish... 1328 01:47:07,291 --> 01:47:10,625 I understand nothing about you... 1329 01:47:12,916 --> 01:47:14,500 ...except for this: 1330 01:47:15,125 --> 01:47:20,291 You are not one to knowingly hurt a child. 1331 01:47:21,875 --> 01:47:24,083 Because you are not without love. 1332 01:47:25,291 --> 01:47:29,791 You wanted to save millions of lives. 1333 01:47:30,375 --> 01:47:33,375 You wanted to do what no man could. 1334 01:47:35,708 --> 01:47:37,791 You wanted to resurrect the dead. 1335 01:47:38,791 --> 01:47:43,958 You wanted to bring back every person that was innocent in their death, 1336 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:47,250 out of that very love!! 1337 01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:50,666 Perhaps... 1338 01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:57,250 this could be your chance to do just that. 1339 01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:11,166 - (KLATOS) I'll do it. 1340 01:48:12,916 --> 01:48:14,208 [COSMOS WARPING] 1341 01:48:14,208 --> 01:48:15,708 - (?) It is done... 1342 01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:24,416 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 1343 01:48:37,458 --> 01:48:39,083 It is almost the end. 1344 01:48:42,291 --> 01:48:45,916 It is time to say goodbye... 1345 01:48:45,916 --> 01:48:49,708 ...one they call "Klatos." 1346 01:49:21,416 --> 01:49:28,416 [PENCILS SHAKING] 1347 01:49:28,916 --> 01:49:30,708 [PENCILS SCATTER] 1348 01:50:25,958 --> 01:50:27,958 [SLAMS NOTEBOOK] 1349 01:50:50,875 --> 01:50:52,750 [STOMPS FORWARD] 1350 01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:12,083 [STATIC DISTORTION] 1351 01:51:34,833 --> 01:51:41,833 [A TRAIN APROACHING] 1352 01:51:45,541 --> 01:51:52,541 [TRAIN SCREECHING] 1353 01:52:15,125 --> 01:52:18,125 [FLAME FIZZLES OUT] 1354 01:52:20,375 --> 01:52:27,375 [♬ MUSIC ♬] 1355 01:56:14,916 --> 01:56:18,208 [WIND HOWLING] 1356 01:56:18,208 --> 01:56:20,416 Stay Groovy, Cats... 1357 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:25,583 [DOOR CREAKS SHUT] 111662