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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
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Airplane! was the pinnacle
sky-high spoof.
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And Leon's
getting larger!
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It was packed with
so many laughs,
gags, and puns,
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you couldn't keep up.
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And guess who knew it
line-by-line.
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Surely,
you can't be serious.
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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It's an adverb,
but he thinks
it's a ladies' name!
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It can't get
any better!
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Look how happy this movie
makes you. It's so cute.
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You're the cute one.
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If you were a board game,
you'd be Cutes N' Ladders.
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If you were a cereal,
you'd be Cutie Pebbles.
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If you were a mathematician,
you'd be Sir Isaac Cute-on.
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Enough!
You're both disgusting!
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Ren and I
are so in sync,
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we even finish
each other's...
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Sentences....word groupings.
[CHUCKLES] That counts.
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Young, new love.
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So very, very stupid.
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Yep, when
you've been together
as long as we have,
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there's no need
to prove anything.
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Last night,
we went to dinner
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and didn't say
a single word grouping.
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Listen up,
sweet pits of my peach.
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What's the greatest thing
to ever happen to this family?
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When Barry fell
in Aunt Dotty's
open grave.
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[LAUGHING]
Best day of our lives.
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We were grieving,
and I brought joy.
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Even better!
We're flying to Miami!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho![BEVERLY LAUGHS]
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♪♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga
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♪♪ I know you can't control
yourself any longer ♪♪
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Come on, Erica, take on
the rhythm of the night!
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Pass. We are gonna spend
our last few days
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before college
starts together,
and that's that.
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I had a feeling
you were
gonna say that,
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which is why
Geoff's invited, too.
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I'm finally
a part of the family!
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After years of
personal indignities,
I feel so special!
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Don't. Because Brea
and Ren are also in.
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Noyce!
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Ren, this is
the perfect time
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for us to get back
on the same...
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Page!...airplane!
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What's up with you?
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There is no way that Dad
would pay for all of us
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to fly
and stay in a hotel.
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What's your scheme,
Blondie?No scheme.
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Remember when I screamed
at that woman at the Sheraton
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because the complimentary
champagne was too cold?
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Mandy from Fort Wayne
cried so much.
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The manager gave me
50 free nights to leave
the premises.
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So we all win.
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Yes!
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I get to do Airplane!bits
on an actual airplane!
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"Looks like I picked
the wrong week
to quit sniffing glue."
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[CHUCKLES]
That's one of them.
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[CONGAPLAYS]
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♪♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga
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♪♪ I know you can't control
yourself any longer ♪♪
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Come on, kids.
Feel the pulsing rhythm
of Mama's hips!
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Whoo!Ohh!
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Ow!Oh, sorry!
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♪♪♪♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was
the end of summer,
1980-something,
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and before we took
to the skies,
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there were a few things to take care of on the ground.
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♪♪♪♪
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Thank you so much
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for packing in here
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under my watchful eye.
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You'll be happy
to know
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this is a bag
full of hand weights.
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[FABRIC RIPS]
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Damn it!
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Idiot, these bags
are for clothes.
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That's why my fanny pack
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has everything I need...
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Two bikinis, my scrunchy,
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and browning oil.
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Someone's forgetting about
the cool Latin nights.
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And that right there
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is why I've gone ahead
and packed for you.
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These bags and
the other 12 in the car
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should keep you covered.
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This one's empty.
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That is for
all the hotel freebies
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that it is our divine right
to take.
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Like shampoo?Obviously.
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But I'm talking
so much more.
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Robes, towels,
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the pens, stationery,
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batteries from the remote,
the remote,
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pillows, hair dryer,
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iron, clock radio,
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and curtains,
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both window and shower.
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Why not take the TV, too?
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Because that's stealing,
Erica.
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What the hell's going on?
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I've been waiting in the car
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for 16 minutes.
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Murray, the flight doesn't
leave for six hours.
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We're not even in
the air half that long.
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Thank you, Amilio Airhead.
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Have you taken into
consideration the traffic,
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the parking, the shuttle?I guess not.
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That's the smartest thing
you've ever said.
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I'll be waiting
in the car.
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This trip is gonna be
so special. [CHUCKLES]
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How special?
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Why did you pack me
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a cocktail dress?
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Just in case.
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Just in case what?
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In case, uh,
Edward James Olmos
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invites us for Mojitos
on his cigarette boat.
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[CHUCKLES] You got to
keep an open mind.
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The only thing open
are my eyes.
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You're definitely
up to something,
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and I'm gonna
find out what.
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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Yeah, Dad did an angry
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eight-point turn
in the driveway.
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He's ready.
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ADULT ADAM: Packing may not
have been our bag,
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but we were on our way to...
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♪♪♪♪
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We were all super excited
to go to Miami,
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except for my dad, who was
totally terrified of flying.
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How do they get all that
metal up in the air?
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It makes no sense.
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It also doesn't
make any sense
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how much
you're sweating.
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Ha! He thinks
we're all gonna die.
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This guy.
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If the plane doesn't
kill you, I will.
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Looks like it's time
for someone to take
their sleepy pills.
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But that's
my allergy meds.
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What happens
if I run into
some buckwheat
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and my face gets puffy?
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More of you to love,
schmoopaloo. [CHUCKLES]
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Wow. So much
has happened,
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and we haven't even made it
to the ticket counter.
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This is nothing.
Good rule of thumb,
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as the plane goes higher,
our appeal goes lower.
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Hey, guys.What the hell is this?
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I thought it'd be fun
to dress like Crockett
from Miami Vice.
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I'm Crockett
from Miami Vice.
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Okay. I'll be
Tubbs, then.
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Ooh, I like Tubbs.
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You do?
Switch it. I'm Tubbs.
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Fine, Crockett it is.Yeah, Crockett
is the man.
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No, I'm the man!
I have to be Crockett.
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Back to Tubbs.Not fair.
I have to be Tubbs.
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Can you just tell me
who you want to be?
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I will be Crockett and Tubbs,
also known as Crubbs.
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Great.Great, and
I'll be sitting
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in the back of the plane
with you, confused.
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Not in the back.
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For my special lady,
only first class will do.
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Barry, is this
because I told you
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I flew to St. Barts in my
parents' private plane?
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Did you? [CHUCKLES]
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I'd already forgotten
you spent your summer
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and a lifetime
in the lap of luxury.
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I'm telling you
coach is fine.
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See, I'm gonna be a doctor
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for the 76ers,
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occasionally coming off
the bench
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to windmill jam
in Karl Malone's face.
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My life will be one
of pampered excess,
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and my classy lady
doesn't sit in coach
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with the sky trash.
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Aww.[CHUCKLES]
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Wait, you got us
tickets on Oceanic?
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Yes, Murray. You told me
to get the cheapest.
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Yeah, I meant
with yogurt,
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not taking a flying go-kart
to your cousin's thing.
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Shh! The kids don't know
that's why we're going.
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I don't even know
why we're going.
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I told you,
it's Mitzy's son's
Bar Mitzvah.
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And once Bradley
becomes a man,
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I will become the object
of Mitzy's envy
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because my family
is so attractive.
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You know, once the kids
find out you're dragging
them to Miami
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for a religious thing,
they're not gonna be happy.
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Oh, but they will.
[CHUCKLES]
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They will.
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You see?
Something's up.
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Whenever Mom has
a secret plan,
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she always moves
her fingers
by her mouth,
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like a demented gerbil.
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Well, maybe the secret plan
is something very cool.
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What are you
talking about?
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I accidentally hinted
to Geoff
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that we were gonna sit
front row
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at a jai alai match
with Miami Sound Machine.
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Why would anyone believe
those words?
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Because they know their mama
would do anything for them.
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They'll be all dressed up
and excited, and then, boom!
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Everyone's lifting me up
on a chair.
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Your mom let slip
she has a big surprise.
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Now, I'm not gonna
say a word,
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but it would be a high lie
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for me to say
I'm not excited
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to meet a certain
Latin songstress,
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of whom
I'm a huge Este-fan.
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Holy crap.
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Are we going
to a jai alai match
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with Gloria Estefan
and Miami Sound Machine?
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No. Maybe. Yes.
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Damn it, Geoff!
Be stronger!
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Once we're
in that sweltering,
windowless ballroom,
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they'll have a blast
and forget all about
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my phony promises
of skin and sand.
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You know, the pills
must be kicking in.
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[CHUCKLES]
'Cause I don't care.
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My mom wouldn't build a trip
around some weird sport
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and a Latin pop orchestra.
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Geoff, you're in charge of
getting to the bottom of this.
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On it.
Also, what a great start
to a relaxing vacation.
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Hi. Barry Goldberg,
AKA "Crubbs."
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Can I just say
that is an ugly vest,
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but somehow you
manage to pull it off.Thank you?
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My girlfriend and I
are ticketed
to be in steerage,
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but we've been apart
all summer,
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and I want this trip
to be truly special.
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That is so adorable!
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So, if you can get us
an upgrade,
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I would sincerely
appreciate it.
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]You're in luck.
Two seats left.
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Yes! Eat my dust,
second-class garbage people.
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That'll be $5,000.
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What?Bar, I told you
it's fine.
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It's not, okay?
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You deserve first class.
It's your birthright.
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As it's mine to visit
the captain in the cockpit
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so we can
acknowledge each other
as alpha males
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and he can let me
flip switches and make
bomber noises.
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Come on, everyone.
We're heading to the gate.
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Oh, and I just want
to double-check
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that the three of you
told Pops we did
not need him
247
00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:47,292
to drive us to the airport.
248
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,772
Yes.Uh-huh.
249
00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:49,556
We said those
words exactly.
250
00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,948
ADULT ADAM: They had not.
251
00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,733
Hey, don't take
too much time!
252
00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,169
You'd hate to miss
your flight!
253
00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,475
Did everyone go potty?
254
00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:56,998
Cargo hold's all clear,
Mrs. G.
255
00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,827
Brea? Ren?
Pishy and boom, hmm?
256
00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:00,915
Trust me,
the less time you spend
257
00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,482
in a sky toilet,
the better.
258
00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,222
Um...What's happening?
259
00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,702
ADULT ADAM: What's happening
was it was time to board.
260
00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:09,880
♪♪♪♪
261
00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,492
Flying in the '80s
was a little different
than it is now.
262
00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,581
First, there was no security.
263
00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,496
What's this? Nunchucks?
Throwing stars?
264
00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,150
Rope dart?
265
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,587
Cool.[ZIPPER CLOSES]
266
00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,502
Have a great flight.Thanks.
267
00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:24,286
Then there was getting
on the actual plane.
268
00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:27,028
It was...
Well, less organized.
269
00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,596
[AMPLIFIED]
Three... Two... One...
270
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:30,814
Board!
271
00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,860
Get low
and use your elbows!
272
00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,210
ADULT ADAM: Of course,
my mom usually
got us on first,
273
00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,038
and once we were on,
274
00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,475
that's when
the real adventure began.
275
00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,608
[SCOFFS]
It won't recline. Ugh!
276
00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:42,913
Oh.
Mine won't, either.
277
00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,524
Unacceptable
for my swanky angel!
278
00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,570
Hey, we're switching,
okay?
279
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,050
These seats
won't go back.
280
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,355
You're made
of Silly Putty,
281
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,835
so your body can fit
in any container.
282
00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,402
No way.
283
00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:57,014
Accommodate me,
or I'll do something
very Barry-like.
284
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,800
It's okay. I'd rather
not see, hear, or smell
whatever that means.
285
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,889
Gah!
286
00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,760
Isn't this sumptuous,
baby?
287
00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,589
Now my jacked thighs
can breathe.
288
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:09,331
Are these seats
still not reclining
properly?
289
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,072
We have two available
in first class.
290
00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,247
Come with me.
291
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,074
Oh. Wow.
292
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,510
What?
293
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,642
This can't be happening.
294
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,557
And yet it is.
Have fun back here.
295
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,036
This can't get
any worse.
296
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,690
I think I'm in
the middle there.
297
00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,345
Damn it! There goes
my natural spreading room.
298
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,303
ADULT ADAM: While Barry's
upgrade got denied,
299
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,783
Brea and I
were getting comfy.
300
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,045
So, this trip.
301
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,612
Just me and you.
302
00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,701
I mean, I know we spend
a lot of time together,
303
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,485
but this is gonna be
all day, every day.
304
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,662
You know, maybe there's
still stuff that we don't
know about each other.
305
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,533
Maybe.
Check this out.
306
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,491
Dan? Can I ask you
a question?
307
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,319
Question.
What is it?
308
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,973
It's a sentence that's worded
to elicit information,
309
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,540
but that's not important
right now.
310
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,194
Have you ever been
to a Turkish prison?
311
00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,369
The Airplane!movie.
312
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,546
I can't wait to attend
to your every need.
313
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,855
[GASPS] Why is there
a guy on the wing?
314
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,160
He's a mechanic.
315
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,858
Hey!
The plane is broken!
316
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,990
We won't make it!
317
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,384
Don't worry, everyone.
He's just
a nervous flier, um,
318
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,342
with a bit
of a nervous tummy.
319
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,910
So let's keep
the mid-cabin lavatory
320
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,825
available to him
at all times.
321
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,261
Who is this lady?
322
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,785
ADULT ADAM: In short,
the last person
323
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,090
you'd ever want to be
on your flight.
324
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:17,442
♪♪♪♪
325
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,923
Naturally, flying with
my family was no joyride.[DINGS]
326
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,404
A Chablis for my husband,
please.
327
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,014
[DINGS] Especially for the
flight attendants.
328
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,537
Is this plane really
flying to Miami?
329
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,887
[DINGS]
330
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,584
We've got clearance,
Clarence.
331
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,152
What's the vector, Victor?
Roger, Roger.
332
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,675
[DINGS]Would you let
the captain know
333
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,850
I'd like to drop by
the cockpit?
334
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,373
[DINGS]
335
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,419
You're gonna have to deal
with this baby's mother.
336
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:40,074
[SCOFFS] I got her
to stop crying, and yet
I'm the bad guy?
337
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,728
[DINGS]
338
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,338
Blink once
if my mother
is forcing you
339
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,948
to take part
in her scheme.
340
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,602
[DINGS]Do you like movies
about gladiators?
341
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,212
[LAUGHS]
342
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,997
[DINGS]
343
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,476
That lady has
the drink cart again.
344
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,043
Drink up.
345
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,131
ADULT ADAM: Yep,
it usually got so bad...
346
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,133
[DINGING]
347
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,092
...those poor sky stewards
had no choice but to do this.
348
00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,659
Our apologies.
349
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,357
The call button system
has been disconnected.
350
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:05,012
Also, I know it seems like
we've been flying for hours,
351
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,883
but we'll be
taking off shortly.
352
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,190
This really is
a discount airline.
353
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,713
I'm gonna go
speak to the captain
354
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,628
about some
flight vouchers.
355
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,151
Okay, my dad's alone
and loopy.
356
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,413
Go pump him for intel.
357
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,067
Erica, is this
really necessary?
358
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,548
Yes. I mean,
this whole trip
makes no sense.
359
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,245
When does my mom
just give us stuff
out of the blue?
360
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,247
Adam has
like 5,000 toys,
361
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,380
Barry has
every sporting good
known to man,
362
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,121
and you have more musical
instruments than you even
know how to play.
363
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,557
What's a zither?
364
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,602
Something I need
to be happy. Go!
365
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,561
ADULT ADAM: Erica knew
my mom was hiding something,
366
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,824
and lucky for Geoff,
my dad was on something.
367
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,260
Hey, Mr. Goldberg.
How goes it?
368
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,479
So sleepy.
369
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,176
Okay, you seem
incredibly drugged,
370
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,265
so I'll just cut
right to the chase.
371
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,050
Your daughter
is a little bit suspicious
about this trip.
372
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,268
Bradley's a man now.
373
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,270
Wait, like,
Cousin Mitzy's Bradley?
374
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,794
[WHISPERING]
Bar Mitzvah boy.
375
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:48,795
Is that why
we're going to Miami?
376
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,797
We'll all be
dancing the hora.
377
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,668
Geoffrey,
can I speak to you
alone, please?
378
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,843
No, that's okay...
And it's happening!
379
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,023
Do you know what the
most important thing
in the world to me is?
380
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,633
Mrs. G, as you know,
I'm incredibly claustrophobic.
381
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,157
Family.
382
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,637
The family that
you are now a part of.
383
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,378
There's not a lot
of air in here.
Throat's getting tight.
384
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,293
[TOILET FLUSHES]Oh, no! I just flushed
the toilet with my foot!
385
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,688
You have to promise
to keep my secret.
386
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,429
Secrets are what hold
a family together
387
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,300
and make it strong.
388
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,519
You know
what else is strong,
is your grip.
389
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:18,389
Shh.Yep.
390
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,176
[CHUCKLES]
Tummy trouble for this one.
391
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,614
What the hell
was that?
392
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,485
Your mom helped me
through some bathroom
issues, and nothing more!
393
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,400
[INTERCOM CHIMES]
394
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,314
CAPTAIN ROGER: Hey, folks.
This is your captain.
395
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,403
There's a large storm brewing.
396
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,929
It's gonna get bumpy,
so hang on
to those cigarettes.
397
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,061
ADULT ADAM: Despite
the rough air, we were
finally ready for takeoff.
398
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,541
That's right.
399
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,325
And knowing my family, it was gonna get even bumpier.
400
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:48,637
♪♪♪♪
401
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,813
ADULT ADAM: The Goldbergs
were in the air.
402
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,555
And while my dad was out cold, Barry was still fired up.
403
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,209
Barry, enough!
404
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,688
Let him have it.
He's the one
stuck in the middle.
405
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,125
In more ways than one.
406
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,909
No one's talking
to you, Middle.
407
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,432
Bar, just try to focus
on the good stuff, okay?
408
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,869
We're going to Miami
together.
409
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,696
[SIGHS] You're right.
This is special.
410
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:05,828
It really is.
411
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,003
Not for me.
412
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,005
But I want it to be
more than special.
413
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,094
Which is why
you should be
in first class.
414
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,487
Outta my way.
415
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,967
Crubbs a-comin' through!
416
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,928
So, look, there's something
I wanted to talk to you about.
417
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,887
Um, this is
kinda hard for me.
418
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,236
Surely,
you can't be serious.
419
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,672
Actually, I am.
420
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,674
And don't
call you Shirley?
[CHUCKLES]
421
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,197
I set you up,
but you missed
that one.
422
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,068
It feels like
you're missing it.
423
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,679
Uh-oh. Trouble
in nerd paradise?
424
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,898
Barry, not now.
425
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,769
You two should
hash things out in coach,
426
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,075
where commoners
like yourselves
427
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,641
stare out the window
428
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,426
and dream of better lives
that will never materialize.
429
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,645
Okay, Bar,
it's painfully clear
430
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,299
you're insecure
about Ren's parents
being rich.
431
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,214
Am not.
432
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,869
I don't care she has
a butler with a turban,
like in Annie.
433
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915
Just take your bickering
to the air slums.
434
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,568
Never.
435
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,136
Our unbreakable
bond will see us
through anything.
436
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,095
Brea, I'm sorry about
all the Airplane!jokes.
437
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,574
So you'll stop
and we can talk?
438
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,315
Of course.
What's on your mind?
439
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:02,450
Hey, the fog
is getting thicker.
440
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,582
ADULT ADAM: One of the
bestAirplane! bits.
441
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,846
Barry knew I was powerless
to the comedy
442
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,499
and had to finish the joke.
443
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,111
And Leon's getting larger!
444
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,503
I'm out.I'm sorry!
445
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,070
He set me up!
446
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,724
But you gotta admit
it's a classic line.
447
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,247
Enjoy first class,
Barry.
448
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,858
Tell Ren I'll grab a cookie,
get the lay of the land,
449
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,076
and send for her.
450
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,035
While Barry was settling in,
451
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,124
Erica wasn't letting Geoff
get comfortable.
452
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,690
Oh, let me give you
this pillow.
453
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,955
Sleepy time's over.
Now talk.
454
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,173
There's nothing
to talk about!
455
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,610
And now I got sandwich
on my Crockett pants!
456
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,482
Erica could care less
about linen pants.
457
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,223
She knew she had
to get Geoff to crack.
458
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,833
Oh, no!
It's happening again!
459
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,227
I know you know
what my mom is up to.
460
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,098
Windpipe so tight,
but also our bodies
are pressed so close.
461
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,012
Conflicting feelings.
462
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,928
Not to worry, folks.
[CHUCKLES]
463
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,756
My boyfriend
got extreme diarrhea,
464
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,671
but nothing
I can't handle.
465
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,412
Geoff, do you need me
to help you with your
extreme diarrhea?
466
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,979
He's fine.
467
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,590
He was holding something in,
but it's all out now.
468
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,548
What the hell is wrong
with you people?
That's an adult man!
469
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,549
[GROANS]
470
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:01,988
Murray.
471
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,036
Too many Airplane!jokes?
Impossible.
472
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,386
What's impossible is how sweet
the sea beef is. [CHUCKLES]
473
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,953
I'm gonna mow through
three more and get Ren.
474
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,433
Yo, idiots.
475
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:13,913
Erica?
How'd you get up here?
476
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,871
Yeah, I defeated
the impenetrable security
477
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,655
that is a curtain
with Velcro.
478
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,484
Listen up, because the rest of
this trip is going to be hell.
479
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,965
Murray, are you in there?
480
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,140
[GRUNTS] Ohh.
481
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,576
Excuse me.
482
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,535
Um, you've over-served
my husband,
483
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,189
and now he's trapped
in the bathroom.
484
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,277
They're having a lot
of issues in there.
485
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,323
[DOOR HANDLE RATTLES]
486
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,412
I can't get it open.
Something's wedged
against the door.
487
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,500
Must be my grumpy bear.
488
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,200
[INTERCOM CHIMES]
489
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,636
BEVERLY: Excuse me.
490
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,465
Uh, is there a licensed
locksmith on the plane?
491
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,684
[CHUCKLES] My husband
is trapped in our bathroom.
492
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,035
[INTERCOM DINGS] Well, you better get him out,
because he's the only one
493
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,601
that's going with you
to that Bar Mitzvah.
494
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,473
That's right.
We all know.
495
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,431
Geoffrey, that was
our special bathroom secret!
496
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,650
I'm sorry, Mrs. G.
497
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,999
Also, I would
like to announce
498
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,827
that I do not have
extreme diarrhea.
499
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,004
No one cares about
your jacked-up butt, Geoff!
500
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,788
All they care about is that
our garbage mom lied to us!
501
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,052
[INTERCOM CHIMES]
502
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,489
CAPTAIN ROGER: Folks,
the PA system is
for the cabin crew only.
503
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,534
[INTERCOM CHIMES] So, there's no beach.
504
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,710
You still get to groove
to slightly out-of-date
pop tunes
505
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,321
with middle schoolers.
506
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,671
No way! We're not going
anywhere with you!
507
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,281
[DOOR SLAMS]
508
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,240
This is the captain.
509
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,243
I can't fly with someone trapped in the lavatory.
510
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,027
We're making
an emergency landing.
511
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,028
[PASSENGERS GROAN]
512
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,812
Hi.
513
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,597
I'm Barry Goldberg,
the rival stag
you've been smelling.
514
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:30,728
Get back to your seats.
515
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,774
Surely,
you can't be serious.
516
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,515
If you don't,
I'll have you arrested.
517
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,995
That's...
Not the line.
518
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,784
♪♪♪♪
519
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,569
ADULT ADAM: Yep, the Goldbergs were officially grounded
520
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,572
and my mom's Bar Mitzvah
dreams all but over.
521
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,531
Well, there's not another
flight out until tomorrow,
522
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,315
and they won't let us
back on the plane,
523
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,275
so [SIGHS] I guess
we'll just go back home.
524
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,538
It's what you all
wanted, anyway.
525
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,583
Well, I'm not gonna
feel bad about this.
526
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,369
Me, neither.
If anything, she should
be apologizing to us.
527
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,284
Bar Mitzvah or not,
it's still a trip to Miami.
528
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,329
Yeah, which is ruining
our last week of summer.
529
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,983
And because of that,
I've developed
a drinking problem.
530
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,638
[SIGHS]
531
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:11,813
That's from Airplane!,
but it works here.
532
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,771
It really doesn't.
533
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,295
Look, Adam,
I've been trying
to tell you something
534
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,818
this whole flight,
535
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,125
something
I've been able to hide
our entire relationship.
536
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,996
This happens a lot.
She's in love with me.
537
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,084
Definitely not.
538
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,216
It's this. [SIGHS]
539
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,003
So much metal.
540
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,179
I have to wear this
10 hours a day until
my jaw's realigned.
541
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,051
What an intense
chin strap.
542
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,574
I was embarrassed
about it,
543
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,141
but turns out
you're much more
embarrassing.
544
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,707
Is that cowhide?
545
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:37,795
Well, I think we can all agree
this is our mom's fault.
546
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:38,883
She's the worst.
547
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,276
Or maybe you are.
548
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,017
I... I'm sorry,
but I was forced into
549
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,932
that tiny sky bathroom
too many times.
550
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,152
And all your mom
wanted to do was
show you guys off.
551
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,805
That tracks.
We are the best.
552
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,024
It doesn't
change the fact
553
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,286
that she tricked us
into coming.
554
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,201
I had to!
555
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,291
Do you guys remember
my cousin Larry's son's
wedding last year?
556
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,728
Or Great Aunt Peggy's
funeral?
557
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,774
Or the 90th birthday dinner
for Uncle Leonard?
558
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,210
No.Who?
559
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,646
I have
a very busy schedule.
560
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,387
Exactly, 'cause every time
there's a big event,
561
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,649
none of you
will come with me.
562
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,870
I've got these great kids,
563
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,046
and all anyone
knows about them is
that they never show up.
564
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,092
Oh, man, she went
and made it real.
565
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,399
Sometimes
I can't believe
what I have...
566
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,446
A son who's gonna
be a doctor,
567
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,970
and another one
who's so imaginative,
568
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,364
I'm constantly in awe.
569
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,062
And a daughter
who's as smart and tough
570
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,672
as any woman
I've ever known.
571
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,676
Just want
the rest of the family
to see what I have.
572
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,071
[SIGHS]
573
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,116
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Yikes.
574
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,639
Yeah.
575
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,336
I didn't know we had
an Uncle Leonard, either.
576
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,164
Idiots, we have to
do something.
577
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,339
But what?
578
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,080
Sometimes
to make things right,
579
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,603
you have to do something
very wrong.
580
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:47,909
[CONGAPLAYS]
581
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,258
ADULT ADAM: With that,
we unleashed
582
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,913
our embarrassing,
shameful Goldberg fury.
583
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,958
[VOICE BREAKING]
You don't understand.
We have to get on that plane.
584
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,482
Erica channeled
her inner Beverly
585
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,049
by going nuclear
on customer service.
586
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,704
Barry showed the captain
who was really in charge.
587
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,229
And I weaponized
my love ofAirplane!
588
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,360
to wear down the gate agent.
589
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,927
They love me.
590
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,190
They really love me!
591
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,887
Eh, I hope
that's what this is.
592
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,020
And before long,
against all odds,
593
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,675
we were on our way
again to Miami.
594
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,504
Oh, no! They promised me
you wouldn't be back!
595
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,897
Don't worry. You can take
the aisle if you want.
596
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,377
I'd rather sit
next to my girlfriend.
597
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,900
You sure you don't want
to be in first class?
598
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,511
I don't know
what I was thinking.
599
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,208
The seat next to you
is the best one there is.
600
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:29,777
I'm out. I'll meet
my birth mother
some other time.
601
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,692
Thanks for
setting me straight.
602
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:32,954
Hey, that's what
family does.
603
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,086
I mean, we're not
family family,
604
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,087
but I'm kind of
in your family, but...
605
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,480
Shh.
606
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,742
We're definitely family.
607
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,571
For the record,
608
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,225
I think you look adorable
in your headgear.
609
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,487
Really?
610
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,185
I hate it so much.
611
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,491
It means we have
even more in common
than we thought.
612
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:49,971
You have headgear, too?
613
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,929
And corrective lenses
for my lazy eye,
614
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,540
special inserts
for my flat feet,
615
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,455
and like
five different inhalers.
616
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:56,717
I guess we're both
kind of a mess, then.
617
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,284
As long as we're
a mess together.
618
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,070
Oh. Right.
These don't recline.
619
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,245
You can lean on me
instead.
620
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,553
Roger, Roger.
621
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,772
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
my love of one little movie
622
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,731
rubbed off
in an unexpected way.
623
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,515
Ooh, first class,
Murray!
624
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,691
I could get used to this.
625
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,520
Bevy, for you,
I'd fly to the moon.
626
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:18,434
[ENGINE WHIRS]What was that?
627
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,219
Just the engine.
628
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,351
[DINGING]
629
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,353
We're gonna need
all of your Chablises.
630
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,226
With that, we took
to the skies... Again.
631
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,057
And eventually, we made it
to Bradley's Bar Mitzvah.
632
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,191
Sure, we traded the sun and
sand for bubbies and a buffet,
633
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,975
but our mom was right.
634
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,152
It was worth it.
We had the best time ever
635
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,546
because we had everything
we needed right there.
636
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,853
We had each other.
637
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,289
♪♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪♪
638
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,726
♪♪♪♪
639
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,163
With the power of wind,
640
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,775
airplanes will always
hit the ground.
641
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,690
Whee! We're flying!
642
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:57,821
Gee, this is great.
643
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,214
Hold on. Hold on.
644
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,259
Aah!
645
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,740
What's this button do?
646
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,264
I told you not
to touch anything.
647
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,787
Check it out! It's Otto
648
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,005
the Autopilot from Airplane!
649
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,355
I'll take it from here!
650
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,270
Do not touch the controls
with your toy!
651
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,447
Toy? This is a certified
replica movie prop.
652
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,405
Attention, passengers,
this is your new top gun,
653
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,755
Barry Goldberg,
call sign Strike Eagle Seven.
654
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,366
Prepare yourselves
for a barrel roll.
655
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:21,628
Get off that!
656
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:22,890
Otto's got a leak.
657
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:23,978
We need to make
an emergency landing...
658
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,414
Or get some Scotch tape.
659
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,111
Look, this button
says "fuel dump."
660
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,069
Ha ha ha! Dump!
661
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,244
No!
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