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How come you never told me
Bill's daughter was a writer?
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This young woman's written what
could be the book of the year.
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Is that right?
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The girl's gonna sell five million copies
based on the jacket photo alone.
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- People are gonna recognise my writing.
- No, see, I covered my tracks.
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I added little bits of me
when I retyped it.
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You have done some fucked-up
shit in your time,
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- but I didn't think you'd do that.
- Not knowingly.
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I'll take the book off the counter...
you say the word.
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- There are offers?
- Many.
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Well, then I'm fucked.
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Baby, come on...
hey, we were taking a break!
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- Are you totally serious about marrying Bill?
- Yes.
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What about Hank?
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- Are you questioning things?
- I question everything... it's very healthy.
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I just think you can't run off and marry a guy
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after making sweet love to yours truly.
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If anyone knows of a reason
why this couple should not wed,
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speak now or forever hold your peace.
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What?
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Wait, hold on. Hold on.
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Stop. One minute. Time out.
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Since you are bringing it up,
there is something I would like to express.
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I just want to put it on the table.
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Karen, I've got a car...
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There's more.
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You just say the word,
and I'll pull it around front.
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You get in, you grab the Becca, off we go.
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Bill, I'm sorry... you're not invited.
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Doesn't have much of a back seat.
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What do you say, Karen? It's not too late.
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It's never too late.
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Slow down!
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Are you OK?
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Oh, sweetie.
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Yeah. Just a bad dream.
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Better get moving...
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Wedding's at three.
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I laid out your clothes.
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There's coffee.
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Oh, happy day.
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OK, the fucking bunny
goes around the fucking left...
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Oh, my God, honey.
You look so beautiful.
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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- It happened.
- What happened?
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It.
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- It what?
- It!
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- It?
- The it!
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Oh, it! Shit.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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I should have been set up
for such a momentous event
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in the life of a young woman.
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I should have had some kind of kit prepared.
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Are you OK? Do you need to sit down?
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Are you there, Dad? It's me... Becca. I'm
fine.
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I'm not going to die or anything.
I just got my period.
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- Can we keep moving?
- Yeah.
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Aha! OK.
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- Whoa, whoa... oh, dear.
- What?
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- I kinda need those.
- I probably need them more than you.
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- Well, let me buy them off you.
- No.
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- Can I buy a couple?
- No!
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Let me just buy a couple tampons from you.
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- I can't buy one tampon? One tampon.
- No, I won't sell you one tampon.
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I can't buy one...
Do you have any cash?
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Here's an idea...
why don't you try another store?
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They make a lot of these things, you know?
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You don't understand. I'm in a big hurry.
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I need those actual tampons.
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- Bye now.
- Hey!
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Lady, you know what? You are not very nice.
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Excuse me?
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If I was in the market for, say...
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I don't know, adult diapers,
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and some poor, incontinent soul walked by
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who obviously needed them more than I did,
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I would surrender those diapers.
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Good to know, asshole!
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- Everything OK?
- This guy's being a total dick.
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He's trying to steal my tampons.
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Why do you want to steal
a woman's tampons?
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I wasn't trying to steal her tampons.
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I was trying to buy them off her.
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OK. What the fuck you want to buy
my wife's tampons for?
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You two are a charming couple.
You been together long?
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Are you looking to get your ass kicked?
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Normally, I'd say, "Go for it... kick his ass,"
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but we're running out of time here, Dad.
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Sweetie, you're right.
When you're right, you're right.
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Let's blow this popsicle stand.
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Hey, enjoy the shit out of your tampons.
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Thanks a lot.
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Go, Becca. Becca, go!
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- Come here!
- Go! Go!
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- Becca!
- Honey!
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By the Heineken! Yeah! You're open!
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Yes!
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She's the one who needs them?
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No, they're for me.
I like to use them as earplugs.
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- First time?
- First time.
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- Where's your mother?
- She's getting married today.
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We're on our way to the wedding.
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Oh, she's not married
to your father... what a surprise.
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Do you need some help, sweetie?
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That's not a terrible idea, honey.
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I'm sorry.
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What are you gonna do?
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When it comes to the woman I love,
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I don't think, I just act.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I messed you all up.
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- Nah, it's cool.
- I'm sorry, man.
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- Am I good?
- Yeah.
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- How's the hair?
- Looks good.
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We're a blended family,
and I want the kids on that side...
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
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Where's Karen? Cold feet?
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That's very sweet of you, honey,
and very supportive.
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Throw a couple of drinky-poos in her,
a roofie or two... she's not going anywhere.
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Hey!
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You're lucky I have a very
sophisticated sense of humour.
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You'll miss my dark, sardonic wit
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when I'm criss-crossing
the nation on my book tour.
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Yes... about your book.
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You read it? What'd you think?
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Well, I wanted to save this
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until after we got back
from the honeymoon, but...
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I can't, in good conscience,
let you publish it,
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not given the current national climate.
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- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Mia, watch your language.
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Where is this coming from?
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Believe it or not, I'm fairly
successful at what I do,
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and something called...
Fucking And Punching
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by my 16-year-old daughter
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might bring me
some undesirable attention.
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You can't do this. It's my book. I wrote it.
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I can do whatever the fuck I want with it.
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I'm in business with
half of these publishers.
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If I want to make something
go away, it goes away.
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That's not what this is about...
your reputation.
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Well, the content is a little unsettling,
wouldn't you agree?
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The whole thing reads like
some teenage girl's fantasy
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about having an affair
with some depraved asshole
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who bears a striking resemblance
to my least favourite American novelist.
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What makes you think it's fantasy?
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Mia.
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- Take a hit.
- No!
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I can't get high on my wedding day.
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Yes, you can. "Yes, I did."
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Yeah, and look how that ended up.
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Now, you're aware that once you say, "I do,"
it's gonna be you...
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and Bill's baby arm for the rest of your life.
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- Can you handle that shit?
- That's big.
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A baby arm is very big, Marcy.
That's gonna hurt.
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Especially in the ass.
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Has Bill requested the ass yet?
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- No, and he's not gonna get it!
- Not even on his wedding night?
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You don't deny your man the ass.
You give it to him.
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Because once he knows he can have that,
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he ain't gonna want that shit
any more... believe that.
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Yeah, man, the ass is always greener.
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Seriously, though,
I think you're doing the right thing here.
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You are so fucking full of shit.
You hated him.
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Last week, you said he made
your flavia shrivel.
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My labia.
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Sorry. No one was
a bigger hater than me,
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- But Bill's a good guy.
- He is!
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- He's a man of substance.
- Yes! Yes.
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- He's not a lost boy.
- No.
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Cos believe me, once you've
seen the love of your life
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hit in the face with
another woman's ejaculate,
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your perspective changes.
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It fucks you up.
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You lose your innocence.
That shit is fucked up.
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Hey, Marce...
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I slept with Hank.
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OK, either I'm really fucking baked,
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or you just told me that you boned Hank.
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His dad had just died, so...
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- You're such a slut!
- I know.
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- Was it good?
- Yeah...
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- It was sad.
- Like coming and crying sad,
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or like dirty and shameful sad?
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- I don't know.
- No, no, no, you stupid bitch!
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- You're gonna fuck your make-up!
- I'm good.
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Oh, happy thoughts!
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- What up, Runkle?
- Hey there.
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You better pace yourself, young lady.
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Why? I'm fucked.
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My dad won't let me publish
Fucking And Punching.
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National climate, and whatnot.
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Really? I don't really know
what you're talking about,
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national climate and whatnot,
but that's good news.
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You got what was coming to you after all.
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What do you know about it?
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I know you fucked and punched him...
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set him up, stole his book.
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What are you gonna do about it, huh?
Spank me?
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You ladies talk about everything, don't you?
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Just the stuff worth talking about.
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How long it take her to drop that one?
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Two sips of a soy macchiato,
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but, hey, I always knew
you had a little bit of kink in you.
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I could tell.
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Yeah? You looking to get
a little of that now?
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You do realise
you're hitting on a teenage girl?
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I thought that was your "thang".
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Gross.
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At least it all worked out for the best, right?
Hank gets his book back,
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and you get to crawl back
to the hole from whence you came.
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Hey, fuck that, Runkle.
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This ain't over till it's over.
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- You, Lilliputian... you're going with me.
- Don't scratch it.
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And you... she wants to talk to you.
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You had sex with her!
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- She told you?
- She told me.
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And you gotta hit that shit again...
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give her some of that daddy dick.
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Fuck her into doing the right thing here.
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There's something
seriously wrong with you,
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and you're stoned.
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Don't be harsh.
You're freaking me out.
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Behave yourself.
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Wow...
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You look incredible...
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except for the makeup,
which is a little hooker-ish.
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Maybe that's what you're going for,
I don't know.
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Shut up.
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What took you so long? Where is she?
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There was bad traffic on the PCH...
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- You're so full of...
...and Becca got her period.
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What? She did?
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Makes perfect sense it would happen
on my watch, doesn't it?
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Oh, my God. How is she? What did you do?
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What do you think?
I handled the fuck out of that shit.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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- You mean you showed her how to...
- Oh, God, no.
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There was this very nice lady
at the supermarket that helped us out.
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Jesus Christ, Hank!
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Fuck! It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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I wasn't supposed
to be marrying some other guy,
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and you weren't supposed to flush
your fucking career down the toilet,
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and Becca wasn't supposed
to start her period
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and some strange woman show her
how to use a tampon for the first time.
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All those things that
weren't supposed to happen...
245
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:06,137
They happened.
246
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,850
What happens next is up to you.
247
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:12,727
I'm going through with it, Hank.
248
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,980
Go through with it, Karen.
249
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,567
- I can't cancel. It's not that simple.
- I'm not asking you to.
250
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:23,321
I'm not gonna make some grand, romantic
gesture and ruin your wedding day.
251
00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:25,782
You're not?
252
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,953
- You promise?
- I promise.
253
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,876
Good luck out there.
254
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:49,014
And if anyone knows any reason
why these two should not be wed,
255
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,975
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
256
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,314
Bill.
257
00:14:58,316 --> 00:15:00,400
Yoo-hoo! Over here!
258
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:02,861
Mia, what are you doing?
259
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,406
Excuse me, I was told to speak
now or forever hold my peace.
260
00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,950
Was that just bullshit
or can I file my grievance?
261
00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:12,537
Oh, this could be interesting.
262
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:17,626
Yeah, I just don't think that
I can fully endorse this union.
263
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,128
Get a load of the balls on this chick.
264
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:23,924
I told you we should cut this part
from the ceremony. It's totally antiquated.
265
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,177
Let her speak, OK? Mia? Come on.
266
00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:31,806
OK, first of all, you two
don't even love each other.
267
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,643
Yeah, you don't even know what love is.
268
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,227
I love your dad... of course I do.
269
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,606
Karen, all due respect...
give me a fucking break.
270
00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,858
- You're still in love with Hank.
- Mia, that's enough.
271
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,778
And you know what? You should be.
272
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,738
He's obviously the guy for you.
273
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,990
OK, I am so fucking high right now.
274
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:53,244
Dad, I want you to be happy... I do.
275
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,915
You totally deserve it. You got a bum deal.
276
00:15:56,958 --> 00:16:00,502
You loved someone with your whole heart...
I know you did...
277
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,504
And they up and died on you.
278
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:08,051
That sucks... but you gotta get real.
You can't just play house.
279
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:10,345
It's good.
280
00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:11,805
- Fuck!
- Hold on.
281
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,223
If you marry Karen,
282
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,892
you're always gonna be staring
down the barrel of Hank, simple as that.
283
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:20,730
- Let's take a little walk.
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
284
00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:23,191
We're gonna get some coffee,
smoke some cigarettes...
285
00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:25,276
Come here.
286
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,738
Let it go. All right? Just let it go.
287
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:30,365
If I can, you can.
288
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,033
It doesn't mean anything.
289
00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:33,660
You think you can just shut me up?
290
00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,829
Of course you do, Hank...
just like you thought
291
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,872
you could fuck me
and never talk to me again.
292
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:41,334
Hank, what is she talking about?
293
00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,671
Do you want to tell them or should I?
294
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,092
You fucked her, didn't you?
295
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,558
OK, you want to do this?
296
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,018
For real?
297
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,854
Do it right... tell them the truth.
298
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,690
Hank, what did you do?
299
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,901
Tell them.
300
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:09,279
Did you, or did you not, sleep with him?
301
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,169
Of course not.
302
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:30,091
Give a girl some credit.
It's just a book... a made-up story.
303
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:34,220
It's fucking fiction, people!
304
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:41,936
OK.
305
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,273
I don't give a damn about
any moment that's come before this.
306
00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:46,691
It's very simple, Karen.
307
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,194
I love you.
308
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,571
Do you love me?
Do you want to marry me?
309
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,870
Yes, I do.
310
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:31,319
Man's got his woman to take his seed
311
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:36,616
He got the power, she got the need
312
00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:41,955
She spends her life through
pleasing up her man
313
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:48,211
She feeds him dinner
on anything she can
314
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:53,174
She cries alone at night too often
315
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:57,720
He smokes and drinks
and don't come home at all
316
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:08,898
Only women bleed
317
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:17,699
Man makes your hair grey,
he's your life's mistake
318
00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:19,534
You want to talk about it?
319
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:23,788
- No.
- You need a hug?
320
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:27,250
- Oh, no.
- Come on. Let me love you.
321
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,210
Will you shut the fuck up?
322
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:33,715
He slaps you once in a while
and you live and love in pain
323
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,009
So, what now?
324
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:42,307
I was thinking maybe I'll get into teaching.
325
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,601
There's an idea.
326
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,478
Not a particularly good one,
but it's an idea nonetheless.
327
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:50,648
- Good luck with that.
- I hate you.
328
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,025
I hate myself.
329
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:56,654
Only women bleed
330
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,124
Dance with your daughter?
331
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,668
Don't mind if I do.
332
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,503
Later, Runkle.
333
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,012
I'm very proud of you.
334
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:24,140
Really? And why is that?
335
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,309
Because you got through it...
336
00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:29,437
and didn't get into a fight with anyone.
337
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,190
Well, you didn't start it, at least.
338
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,444
You're tragically flawed, Dad,
339
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:39,489
but you've got a good heart.
340
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,493
I'll take that.
341
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:52,085
Hello, sister, mind if I cut in?
342
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:03,846
I suppose I should thank you.
343
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:06,975
- For what?
- Saving my ass.
344
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,811
I'd say we're about even right now.
345
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,896
How's that?
346
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:15,108
My dad decided to publish the book, so...
347
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:19,028
I think he feels a lot better
knowing that we didn't have sex.
348
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:22,782
- But we did.
- Yeah.
349
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,494
Yeah, we did.
350
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,037
Once upon a time,
351
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,416
I saw my favourite writer
in a bookstore and...
352
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,876
I seduced him.
353
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,962
So what... would it have been better
354
00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:39,757
to lose my virginity in the back
of some rich kid's Beamer?
355
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,094
Now you're really fucking with me.
356
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,016
A girl never forgets her first.
357
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:55,773
Hey...
358
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:57,734
How you holding up, Daddy?
359
00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:01,279
Oh, hey, don't worry about me.
360
00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:04,240
Worry about that poor simpleton over there.
361
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,701
You can call me whenever, you know...
362
00:22:06,744 --> 00:22:09,203
Hey, take that.
363
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,789
Come on, Marcy. You know
you want that bald eagle back.
364
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,249
You've made him suffer long enough.
365
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,668
He's been out there.
Trust me, there's nothing for him.
366
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:17,754
He spanked the forbidden fruit,
367
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,964
and now he's realised
that he'd rather be...
368
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,842
shucking your hairless clam.
369
00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:27,597
Hey, be nice to my clam.
370
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:33,353
Hey, you, dance with
your fucking wife already.
371
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,732
Be nice to her vagina.
372
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:52,830
Well, I guess congratulations are in order.
373
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:56,542
- You did it.
- Looks like I did.
374
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,252
Good for you.
375
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,713
OK, this is starting to give me dumb chills.
376
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,132
- What?
- That's right... you're a woman now.
377
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,259
- Shut up.
- Baby.
378
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,721
May I?
379
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,766
Dance? You?
380
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:21,859
Why didn't I dance with you more often?
381
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,362
Remember? You thought it was stupid.
382
00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:27,490
Sounds familiar.
383
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,617
And once again, the joke's on me,
384
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,994
because I'm the stupid one.
385
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:39,919
You know, I'm sorry I never
gave you a day like today.
386
00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:42,755
I don't know what I was so afraid of.
387
00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:44,590
So negative.
388
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:47,593
Because I look around
389
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,887
and I think it's the most beautiful thing
390
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,014
I've ever seen...
391
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,434
aside from you.
392
00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:04,068
Oh, I believe that's our daughter.
393
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,903
Don't stare... she'll kill us.
394
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,536
Just all went by so fast.
395
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:18,833
From the moment I met you till just now...
396
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,128
seems like just a second ago.
397
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,264
Excuse me, Hank.
I wouldn't mind dancing with my wife.
398
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,975
Bill, of course. Be good to her.
399
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:39,437
I had a shot with her once, but I blew it.
400
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:05,922
Now, that's what I call fucking, Runkle.
401
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:08,174
You go, girl.
402
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:29,612
OK, don't push your luck, Clapton.
403
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:31,781
Becca, meet me in the car
in three and a half minutes.
404
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:35,535
And you? No tongue. I'm serious.
That's not cool.
405
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:39,622
Check yourself, before you
wrigidy-wrigidy-wreck yourself.
406
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:50,591
Stay away from musicians.
They're nothing but trouble.
407
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,095
He asked me out... on a date.
408
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,390
Captain Fantastic.
409
00:25:57,432 --> 00:26:00,434
- Thank you.
- Can I go?
410
00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:03,813
Of course you can go.
411
00:26:03,855 --> 00:26:06,566
- Impressed?
- Very.
412
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,651
Maybe it's possible, after all this time,
413
00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:11,404
for your old man
to grow the fuck up already.
414
00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:17,034
Maybe it happens anyway,
whether you like it or not.
415
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:24,375
- Yeah!
- Pay up.
416
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:27,420
I gave my last bill to the valet.
You're shit out of luck.
417
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:30,798
Hank! Wait! Hank!
418
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:34,594
Hank! Wait! Hank! Wait!
419
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,262
Just go... drive the car!
420
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:37,471
- You sure?
- Yes!
421
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,307
Quick, before I change my fucking mind!
422
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:41,017
I'm sorry, baby.
423
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,476
Karen!
424
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,854
Karen, wait! Come back!
425
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,273
Karen!
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