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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,236 --> 00:00:03,779 - My name is Hank. - I know. 2 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:09,284 This is Mia, Bill's daughter. And this is Hank. 3 00:00:09,327 --> 00:00:10,911 - You know each other? - No. 4 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:14,289 - I am 16, you know. - So I've been told. 5 00:00:14,332 --> 00:00:17,876 I was supposed to be the guest speaker at Mia's school today, 6 00:00:17,919 --> 00:00:19,378 but I have to go out of town. 7 00:00:19,421 --> 00:00:23,298 - They're very young. - Oh, say that again... slower this time. 8 00:00:23,341 --> 00:00:25,050 My fleshy TA didn't hear you. 9 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:28,178 Look, just be careful of him and those of his ilk. 10 00:00:28,221 --> 00:00:31,473 Hank Moody, as I live and breathe, are you looking out for me? 11 00:00:31,516 --> 00:00:33,934 - Back to work. - Yes, sir. 12 00:00:33,977 --> 00:00:35,769 Anything you want to tell me about? 13 00:00:35,812 --> 00:00:37,312 Please. I'm a married man. 14 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,359 In this past life of ours, was I mean? 15 00:00:42,402 --> 00:00:46,113 You weren't mean, no. But you can be pretty hard on people, Hank. 16 00:00:46,156 --> 00:00:49,032 - I wish it was different. - And so do I. 17 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:25,986 Hey. 18 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:27,112 Yikes. 19 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:29,615 Do you know anything about wine? 20 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:34,119 Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. 21 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,872 Suicide is slow with liquor. 22 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:39,875 Sabbath. 23 00:01:39,918 --> 00:01:41,585 Close. Ozzy, solo. 24 00:01:42,545 --> 00:01:46,215 - But nice try. - Thanks. 25 00:01:46,257 --> 00:01:48,217 That stuff will kill you. 26 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:50,344 Life will kill you. 27 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:54,056 That's heavy. It will make sense. 28 00:01:54,098 --> 00:01:57,392 - Taking it in. - Let it sink in. 29 00:02:05,235 --> 00:02:07,194 Here you go. 30 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:09,988 No, no. I can't let you do that. 31 00:02:10,031 --> 00:02:13,408 Unless you've got some "fuck you" money stashed up your whosie-whatsit, 32 00:02:13,451 --> 00:02:15,202 you're shit out of places to look. 33 00:02:15,245 --> 00:02:18,038 - So just take it. - You're sweet. 34 00:02:18,081 --> 00:02:19,831 - It's my pleasure. - And cute. 35 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:25,087 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 36 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:32,094 What? It's a damsel in distress. 37 00:02:32,136 --> 00:02:34,930 I love all women. I love you. 38 00:02:35,014 --> 00:02:37,724 I'll make a run at you, crusty. I will. 39 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:54,384 I fucking love vinyl. 40 00:03:54,427 --> 00:03:57,095 Yeah, it just sounds better. 41 00:03:57,138 --> 00:04:00,599 It's warmer, right? It's just human. 42 00:04:01,434 --> 00:04:04,561 You're just an analogue guy in a digital world, aren't you? 43 00:04:04,604 --> 00:04:06,688 I might steal that. 44 00:04:09,609 --> 00:04:11,652 What is your name, by the way? 45 00:04:13,363 --> 00:04:17,199 Wouldn't you rather just fuck me and never know? 46 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:20,494 Oh, fuck. Who says romance is dead? 47 00:05:04,539 --> 00:05:06,164 Oh, shit. You again? 48 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:11,378 - Fuck me. - All right, sure. Why not? 49 00:05:11,421 --> 00:05:13,130 Stop it. I've been robbed. 50 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:15,006 Save the drama for your mama. 51 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:18,760 She stole my guitar... and my records. 52 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:22,389 My records! Oh, the humanity! 53 00:05:22,432 --> 00:05:25,475 - Who did this? - I don't know. Some girl. 54 00:05:25,518 --> 00:05:27,811 She let you have access to the most intimate of her areas, 55 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:29,271 and she didn't give you her name? 56 00:05:29,355 --> 00:05:31,898 Well, it seemed like a pretty fair trade-off at the time. 57 00:05:31,941 --> 00:05:34,151 You should have seen her. What do you want? 58 00:05:34,193 --> 00:05:37,154 Peace in the Middle East, a two-hour orgasm, 59 00:05:37,196 --> 00:05:38,864 a few pages of your lesser work. 60 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,115 That is not possible. 61 00:05:40,158 --> 00:05:44,286 There is no such thing as a two-hour orgasm or my lesser work. 62 00:05:44,328 --> 00:05:45,370 - No. - No? 63 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,455 - Yes. - Yes? 64 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:48,415 Yes... no, if you want lesser work, 65 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,625 just write something yourself. 66 00:05:50,668 --> 00:05:53,170 - I can't. I'm lazy. - I'll say. 67 00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:54,963 - I'll cry rape. - No, you won't. 68 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,089 How do you know? 69 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:59,009 Cos you enjoy torturing me entirely too much. 70 00:05:59,051 --> 00:06:00,385 That's true. 71 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:04,222 OK, listen, you just write something... 72 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:07,517 anything... OK, and I will help you with it. 73 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,977 I'll give you notes. 74 00:06:09,061 --> 00:06:10,937 - Really? - Yes. 75 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:14,191 - You'd do that for me? - Of course. Why wouldn't I? 76 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:16,193 My own father hasn't even so much 77 00:06:16,235 --> 00:06:18,570 as offered to help me with my homework, so... 78 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:22,324 You know, as much as I love to hear about Bill's failings as a parent, 79 00:06:22,366 --> 00:06:25,911 I do not like to be compared to him in the same sentence. 80 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,245 It kind of creeps me out. 81 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:29,414 Given that you've been inside of me and all? 82 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:32,542 Something like that, OK. Now, you're a smart little sociopath. 83 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:36,463 I'm sure you can put two sentences together. Now scram. 84 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,508 You wanted me? 85 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:46,139 I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn't find it. 86 00:06:46,182 --> 00:06:50,519 I thought maybe you could... crawl around and look for it. 87 00:06:50,561 --> 00:06:53,271 Whatever you say, boss. 88 00:06:56,943 --> 00:06:59,945 Go slowly. I don't want you to miss anything. 89 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:03,573 Yes, boss. Maybe I should look more closely. 90 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:12,082 Poor you. Your head must be throbbing. 91 00:07:12,124 --> 00:07:16,211 It is actually, a bit. 92 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:22,717 - Anybody home? - Hey, baby! 93 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,094 Hi, baby. 94 00:07:24,136 --> 00:07:25,679 Good afternoon, Mrs Runkle. 95 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,849 Dani? 96 00:07:29,892 --> 00:07:32,018 What's going on? 97 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:34,813 I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn't find it. 98 00:07:34,856 --> 00:07:38,233 I looked myself, you know. And then my back just... 99 00:07:38,276 --> 00:07:39,818 Found it. 100 00:07:42,905 --> 00:07:44,990 Oh. Thank you, Dani. 101 00:07:46,158 --> 00:07:47,951 That's an Advil. 102 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:51,371 Oh, you can take lunch. 103 00:07:51,414 --> 00:07:53,498 Oh, I'll just eat something at my desk. 104 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:01,631 It was nice to see you, Mrs Runkle. 105 00:08:07,179 --> 00:08:09,514 She's like your little slave, that one. 106 00:08:11,684 --> 00:08:13,643 You want to get some lunch? 107 00:08:13,686 --> 00:08:17,147 I'd rather get laid. 108 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:20,317 Excuse me? 109 00:08:20,359 --> 00:08:22,861 I want to change things up a little bit. 110 00:08:22,904 --> 00:08:26,281 I used to come by for nooners all the time when you were at CAA. 111 00:08:26,324 --> 00:08:29,326 Yeah, well, that was CAA. Everybody was fucking everybody. 112 00:08:29,368 --> 00:08:32,495 Besides, Dani's right outside, there. 113 00:08:32,538 --> 00:08:35,540 Even better. Come on. 114 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,168 I'll lap-dance you if you throw me 20 bucks. 115 00:08:39,795 --> 00:08:41,046 Wow. 116 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:43,465 Oh, you're already halfway there. 117 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:46,927 That's it. 118 00:08:48,512 --> 00:08:51,431 Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. 119 00:08:51,474 --> 00:08:52,807 That's it, baby. 120 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:56,186 But take your time. Take your time. Take your... 121 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:07,280 Maybe I'll hit Nordstrom's. 122 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:10,158 All right, testing, testing, one, two. 123 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,242 Hey. 124 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,497 Good. You're on time, as usual. 125 00:09:16,749 --> 00:09:19,751 This chick stole my T-shirt... my favourite T-shirt. 126 00:09:19,794 --> 00:09:21,795 The "Keith Richards for President" one. 127 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:25,423 The one I got you at that little boutiquey place? 128 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:28,134 - I love that. - I know. I'm sad about it. 129 00:09:28,177 --> 00:09:30,720 Why did she steal your T-shirt? 130 00:09:30,763 --> 00:09:33,723 - You really want to know? - Good point. 131 00:09:33,766 --> 00:09:36,935 Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice, California, 132 00:09:36,978 --> 00:09:39,813 Please welcome Kill Jill! 133 00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:17,475 - Are you crying? - Shut up. 134 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:20,395 Allergies. 135 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:26,276 One, two, three, four! 136 00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,929 We should do this more often. 137 00:10:54,972 --> 00:10:56,431 I mean, I'm not deluded or anything. 138 00:10:56,474 --> 00:10:59,309 I know you guys aren't gonna live happily ever after. 139 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:02,145 It's just nice to be together sometimes. 140 00:11:02,188 --> 00:11:05,857 As long as you guys don't hate each other, I don't see what the big deal is. 141 00:11:10,529 --> 00:11:12,989 Oh, you know... This could be Uncle Charlie. 142 00:11:13,032 --> 00:11:15,241 - So I'm gonna just... - Sure. 143 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:19,496 Yes. 144 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:21,247 You have to come get me. 145 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,833 No, I can't do that. I'm a little busy right now. 146 00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:26,252 Asshole, you have to. I'm in trouble. 147 00:11:26,295 --> 00:11:28,755 What kind of trouble? 148 00:11:28,798 --> 00:11:31,591 Remember my teacher? 149 00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:34,761 He's coked out of his mind, and he's trying to get me into a threesome. 150 00:11:34,804 --> 00:11:37,722 - Jesus. Fuck. - I can't call Karen. 151 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,225 She'll tell my dad, and I'll be in a world of shit. 152 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:44,646 Don't you have any friends who can come, #a friend with a fucking learner's permit? 153 00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,064 Aren't you my friend, Hank? 154 00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:48,316 In a word, no. 155 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,902 OK, whatever. Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out myself. 156 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:55,240 Get the fuck off me, you asshole! 157 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,033 Hold on. Where are you? 158 00:11:58,661 --> 00:12:01,204 Hey. Hey. 159 00:12:01,247 --> 00:12:03,206 Do you want to go to the movies with us, Dad? 160 00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:07,293 Oh, would that I could, but it turns out that was bald old Uncle Charlie. 161 00:12:07,336 --> 00:12:09,295 And he's going through a rough patch, 162 00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:11,798 and he kind of needs a friendly ear, so... 163 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:14,634 Uncle Charlie, huh? Just an ear? Nothing else? 164 00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:17,345 Do you think I'd rather be anywhere else? 165 00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:37,574 Hey. 166 00:12:40,786 --> 00:12:43,538 Moody! Hank fucking Moody! You came! 167 00:12:43,581 --> 00:12:46,124 What the fuck is up, my brother from another mother? 168 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,709 Where is she? 169 00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:50,712 Mia? I don't know. She said she was gonna call you. 170 00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:54,007 - Glad you could make it, mofro. - You were expecting me? 171 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:57,552 Yeah, we thought you might want to partake. Line? 172 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:02,557 Let's go. 173 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,184 Hey, where are you going, man? 174 00:13:04,226 --> 00:13:06,561 I was hoping you might want to get in on this action. 175 00:13:06,604 --> 00:13:07,896 Get in on what action? 176 00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:10,690 You and me and Betty and Veronica here make three. 177 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,109 Well, four, actually. I'm sorry. 178 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:16,487 My bad. I'm fucking snow-blind right now. 179 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,489 You need to get out of the way. 180 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:23,411 You're a one-on-one kind of guy. Tap that ass, dude. Go for it. 181 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,121 Hey, you've got to drink the nectar, right? 182 00:13:25,164 --> 00:13:26,206 One more word... 183 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,504 and I will put you through that fucking wall. 184 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,673 OK. 185 00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:37,967 Would you mind reading something of mine sometime? 186 00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:39,135 That's good. 187 00:13:52,691 --> 00:13:55,902 Fine. Give me the silent treatment. 188 00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:58,613 - See where it gets you. - What were you thinking? 189 00:13:58,656 --> 00:14:02,825 - I wanted out of there. - You weren't in trouble. 190 00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,577 Sure I was. I was in danger of being bored to death. 191 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:08,748 - You cried wolf. - So? Maybe I just wanted to see you. 192 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:13,253 Did you ever think that maybe I did not want to see you? 193 00:14:13,295 --> 00:14:16,547 Never entered my mind. You enjoy the banter too much. 194 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,467 What I was enjoying was spending time with my daughter. 195 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:23,137 - Ah. And Karen. - Yes, and Karen. 196 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,348 - Don't enjoy it too much, pal. - Why not? 197 00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:27,308 Because she's marrying my father. 198 00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:29,769 You don't even like the guy. What do you care? 199 00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,980 Yeah, maybe he's not much of a parental figure. 200 00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,982 It doesn't mean I don't want to see him happy. 201 00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:39,153 - And she makes him happy, Hank. - Captain Fantastic. 202 00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:43,449 But the question is does he make her happy? I mean, right? 203 00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:46,744 That's what you really want to know. Why can't you just ask me? 204 00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:50,540 - Why don't you just fuck off? - Come on. What do you think? 205 00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:53,376 In your heart or hearts, what's your best guess? 206 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:57,130 I don't know. 207 00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:05,805 Thanks for the ride. 208 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:22,572 How's Uncle Charlie? 209 00:15:22,614 --> 00:15:26,034 I just came by to say good night to our little Courtney Love in training. 210 00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:29,412 Well, she went to celebrate with her bandmates. 211 00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:32,415 Will you please tell her that I will call her first thing in the morning? 212 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,541 Yes, I will. 213 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,588 Whoa, she was a... 214 00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:43,468 - She was good tonight, huh? - I know. She was incredible. 215 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,304 And we made that. You made it. 216 00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:50,475 - You helped, like, a teeny bit. - I give you that. 217 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:55,897 All right. I apologise. Good night. 218 00:15:57,941 --> 00:15:59,609 Do you want to come in for a drink? 219 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:15,124 So, did Dani say anything to you 220 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:19,087 about our little afternoon session? 221 00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:22,006 No. No. 222 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,257 No? 223 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,717 Well, I mean, even if she heard, 224 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,388 it's not like I talk about my love life with my assistant. 225 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,431 OK. 226 00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,020 Although, I have to say, you know, 227 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,731 when you said that thing about her being my slave, 228 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:40,817 it did get me kind of thinking. 229 00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:43,444 Thinking about what? 230 00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:46,489 You know... role-playing. 231 00:16:46,532 --> 00:16:50,868 You know, master/slave, dominance/submission, bondage. 232 00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,871 You know, we never tried any of that stuff. 233 00:16:53,914 --> 00:16:57,917 I'm just trying to, you know, mix things up a little bit, like you did today. 234 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:03,089 OK. OK, I hear you. 235 00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:05,299 So, uh, do you want me to beat the crap out of you? 236 00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:11,722 If you want, I guess. 237 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:15,017 Or, you know, I could beat you up, 238 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,477 whichever you prefer. 239 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,229 Or nobody has to beat anybody up. 240 00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:19,772 We just... there's a master and a slave. 241 00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:23,943 And the slave does whatever the master tells her to. 242 00:17:23,986 --> 00:17:28,156 Her being me, your slave. 243 00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:32,034 In that example, yeah. 244 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,954 OK, so... 245 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,623 What do you want me to do? 246 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:42,837 You know, whatever makes you happy, right? 247 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,175 Maybe you want me to make you wear a ball gag in your mouth. 248 00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:50,887 Or maybe you would want me to drip hot candle wax on your nipples. 249 00:17:50,929 --> 00:17:54,015 Or maybe you like to be teased, right? 250 00:17:54,057 --> 00:17:57,310 I could bring you to the brink of orgasm without ever letting you come. 251 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,979 I feel like we've done that. 252 00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:03,816 All right, maybe... 253 00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:06,444 maybe you want me to pee on you. 254 00:18:06,487 --> 00:18:08,112 Why would I want you to pee on me? 255 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,616 I don't know. I just... I know there's people that do that. 256 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,326 OK, that's all. 257 00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:18,456 Look, baby, I'm in. Just start doing some shit to me. 258 00:18:18,499 --> 00:18:20,833 We'll see how it goes, OK? 259 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,630 You know what, we should probably have a safe word, 260 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,965 right, you know, so I know what your limits are? 261 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,303 How about, "Don't pee on me"? 262 00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:34,555 OK, that should work. 263 00:18:38,227 --> 00:18:40,269 - Ow! God damn it! - Sorry. Sorry. 264 00:18:40,312 --> 00:18:43,022 - Fuck! - OK, OK, let me rub it. 265 00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:46,567 - Don't touch it! - OK. 266 00:18:56,370 --> 00:19:00,998 What would you do if our little spawn 267 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,793 actually became, like, a rock star? 268 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:06,170 - I would be really proud of her. - You would? 269 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,881 And I would be there to help pump her stomach when she OD'd. 270 00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:10,758 Oh, God. 271 00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:13,803 Do you think she's ever... 272 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:15,846 Do you think she's ever smoked pot? 273 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,765 I mean, like, successfully. 274 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:21,352 No, no, she told me that she saw you and Bill get high once, 275 00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:23,938 and it so creeped her out 276 00:19:23,981 --> 00:19:26,816 that she swore to me she was never gonna try it. 277 00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,109 So, well done with that. 278 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,653 - Bill... - Yeah? 279 00:19:30,696 --> 00:19:34,991 Bill saw... he saw a spider. 280 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,158 A spider? 281 00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:39,954 That guy, he is the biggest fucking pansy in captivity. 282 00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,207 You happy? 283 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,043 What? 284 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,254 It's a simple question. Are you happy? 285 00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:50,298 I don't even know what that means any more. 286 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:53,134 All right, I'll make it specific. 287 00:19:53,176 --> 00:19:55,344 Does Bill make you happy? 288 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:56,929 Yes. 289 00:19:56,972 --> 00:20:00,933 - Bullshit! No! No, no! - Yeah. 290 00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:04,061 - He does. He makes me really happy. - Really? Like I made you happy? 291 00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:06,355 You didn't. You made me fucking insane. 292 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,774 Seriously, I never made you happy? I made you insane? 293 00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:12,069 Oh, yeah, I mean, once upon a time, you made me happy. 294 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,113 But then you made me crazy, 295 00:20:14,156 --> 00:20:16,407 and that was OK, too, for a while. 296 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,326 But then I... I evolved. 297 00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:22,246 You outgrew me. I understand. And I didn't? 298 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,582 No, you stayed right in the crazy zone. 299 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:29,629 Well, that is a hell of a way to sum up a decade-long love affair. 300 00:20:29,671 --> 00:20:34,216 Well, Mr Moody... how would you sum it up? 301 00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:38,346 I would say we loved each other too much. Too much. 302 00:20:38,388 --> 00:20:41,641 And I think we made the mistake of getting it right the first time, 303 00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:45,770 and that put an insane amount of pressure on us to keep it going. 304 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,606 And... we buckled. 305 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,610 You know what I miss most about... 306 00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:55,946 - Well, aside from Becca, of course. - Yeah. 307 00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:00,117 I miss your smell. 308 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,412 - That's it? - When you left, I couldn't wash the sheets 309 00:21:03,455 --> 00:21:07,041 because I didn't want to lose that completely... you. 310 00:21:07,084 --> 00:21:09,919 And it fucked me up for a long time 311 00:21:09,961 --> 00:21:13,047 because I would wake up and I'd smell you 312 00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,424 and I'd think you were there. 313 00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,635 And that would... my heart would break all over again. 314 00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:21,889 I think that's why I go in for the kiss all the time. 315 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,349 - Oh, yeah. - I know, yeah. 316 00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:26,977 I think I'm going for... another hit. 317 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,855 Have you washed those sheets yet? 318 00:21:29,898 --> 00:21:33,401 Oh, well, you know, I had to throw them away. 319 00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:34,527 Oh, good. 320 00:21:34,569 --> 00:21:37,863 Yeah, this hot little Starbucks barista got her period all over them. 321 00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:41,200 You're so fucking disgusting. 322 00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:45,413 - You see? Look at that. You see? - Why do you have to say shit like that? 323 00:21:45,455 --> 00:21:48,541 If I can make you laugh like that, why can't we be together? 324 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,959 That's what I don't understand. 325 00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:52,461 You know what? You don't want to be with me. 326 00:21:52,504 --> 00:21:54,505 I know you think you do. 327 00:21:56,383 --> 00:22:00,720 But if I were to give myself to you, you would run for the hills, 328 00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:02,471 cos you're not in love with me, Hank. 329 00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:07,184 You're in love with the idea... the idea of love. 330 00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:10,146 Now, on that brave, profound note, 331 00:22:10,188 --> 00:22:11,897 I'm gonna go and get some coffee. 332 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:15,651 How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong? 333 00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,584 What? 334 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:34,962 - You're running for the hills. - No. 335 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,214 Yes, you are. 336 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,137 Oh, my God! 337 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,346 I'm sorry. 338 00:23:07,996 --> 00:23:09,455 Calm down, girly man. 339 00:23:09,498 --> 00:23:11,707 It's just a kiss. It's not like I blew you or anything. 340 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:15,085 - Get off of me. - Hey, I'm taking you up on your offer. 341 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:17,880 - Read this and give me notes. - Now? 342 00:23:17,923 --> 00:23:19,965 Yeah. What else are you doing? 343 00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:21,425 What happened last night? 344 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,260 Too drunk to drive? Too limp to fuck? 345 00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:26,055 - Should my father worry? - Get off! 346 00:23:26,097 --> 00:23:29,016 Hey, Mia? 347 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,476 Mia? 348 00:23:34,856 --> 00:23:36,232 Hey. You're up. 349 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:39,568 - Good morning... to you. - Have you seen Mia anywhere? 350 00:23:39,611 --> 00:23:40,986 No, who? Mia, no. 351 00:23:41,029 --> 00:23:43,155 - I can't find... - No. 352 00:23:44,282 --> 00:23:45,366 OK. 353 00:23:45,408 --> 00:23:49,829 - About last night... - Let's not and say we did. 354 00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:52,289 Really? You don't want to talk about it? 355 00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:54,667 Not so much... now. 356 00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:57,336 - That's fine. - I'm just a little raw. 357 00:23:57,379 --> 00:24:00,256 - It's too soon for me. - All right. 358 00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:04,385 Are you OK? You're being kind of weird. Do you feel... 359 00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:06,428 - No, no, I'm good. I'm good. - You sure? 360 00:24:06,471 --> 00:24:09,056 - I'm fine. - Do you want me to get you some Advil? 361 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,726 - No, no, no. No, no. No, I'm good. - OK. I'll put some coffee on. 362 00:24:12,769 --> 00:24:16,313 Thank you. You're too good to me. 363 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,525 What about last night? 364 00:24:19,568 --> 00:24:21,735 Does my father have anything to worry about? 365 00:24:21,778 --> 00:24:23,028 No more than usual. 366 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,996 Oh, my God! You look so lame. 367 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:35,666 Well, good, because that's exactly the look that I'm going for. 368 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:38,544 - Have a seat. - Don't mind if I do. 369 00:24:38,587 --> 00:24:42,089 - Coffee? - For the love of God, yes. 370 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,675 - Times? - Boo-ya. 371 00:24:58,189 --> 00:24:59,440 What? 372 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:05,946 You eat Pop-Tarts? 373 00:25:05,989 --> 00:25:07,865 - Hello? - Pop-Tarts? 374 00:25:09,492 --> 00:25:11,869 Not on my watch. No. 375 00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,329 Not good for you. 376 00:25:15,123 --> 00:25:17,791 Jesus, this is awful. 377 00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:23,422 I know. Yeah, we miss you, too. So much. 378 00:25:23,465 --> 00:25:26,425 When are you coming back? 379 00:25:26,468 --> 00:25:29,219 OK. Yeah. 380 00:25:30,388 --> 00:25:32,264 I've got to go. 381 00:25:32,307 --> 00:25:35,267 - I'll call you later. - Bye. 382 00:25:35,352 --> 00:25:36,977 Bye-bye, Mia. 383 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:40,731 Yes, she's right here. 384 00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:44,193 What? 385 00:26:03,088 --> 00:26:07,633 "'Rome is burning,' he said, as he poured himself another drink. 386 00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:10,511 "'Yet here I am, knee-deep in a river of pussy.' 387 00:26:10,553 --> 00:26:12,012 "'Here it comes,' she thought, 388 00:26:12,055 --> 00:26:14,723 "'another self-indulgent, whiskey-soaked diatribe 389 00:26:14,766 --> 00:26:18,769 "'about how fucking great everything was in the past..."' 390 00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:20,813 "'... and how all us poor souls born too late 391 00:26:20,855 --> 00:26:23,065 "'to see the Stones at wherever 392 00:26:23,108 --> 00:26:26,568 "'or snort the good coke like they had at studio 54, 393 00:26:26,611 --> 00:26:28,195 "'well, we had all just missed out 394 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:31,115 "'on practically everything worth living for.' 395 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,868 "And the worst part was, she agreed with him." 396 00:26:34,911 --> 00:26:36,078 I felt bad. 397 00:26:36,121 --> 00:26:41,041 You were so nice to me, and I totally took advantage. 398 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:45,004 So... 399 00:26:46,589 --> 00:26:49,508 Do you want to get high and listen to some records? 400 00:26:54,305 --> 00:26:56,557 By the way, my name is... 401 00:26:58,309 --> 00:27:02,604 "'Here we are,' she thought, 'at the edge of the world, 402 00:27:02,647 --> 00:27:05,357 "'the very edge of Western civilisation, 403 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,570 "'and all of us are so desperate to feel something, 404 00:27:09,612 --> 00:27:12,489 "'anything, that we keep falling into each other 405 00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:15,576 "'and fucking our way towards the end of days."' 30730