Original subtitles

Raven: "Raven's Home" was filmed

in front of a live studio audience.

Okay, gang, now that it's summer,

and we've graduated from Carver Middle, it's official.

Goodbye, Peanut Page. Hello, Friendspace.

[cheering]

Add me, guys.

Booker/Nia/Tess: Ooh...

Yeah, here's the thing, Levi.

This app is for high schoolers only.

Awkward...

So, I'm stuck with my Peanut Page,

and you guys are all on the cool new high school app?

Hey, don't worry, Kiddie Pool, okay?

I'll help you work on your profile so you can glow up

until you grow up.

You'll get all the pals you need.

Ah. The old passage of time, eh?

Hm.

And if you would the old passage of jam, Rae.

Oh. This jam?

-Yeah, that jam. -Girl, that's my jam.

-Yeah, it is. -That's my jam.

-Yeah, it is! -That's my jam!

-Th-that's my jam! That's my jam! That's my jam! -What! What!

Listen, kids...

why don't you put your phones down

-and go outside and get some fresh air? -Oh yeah!

Uh, Mom, we're outside.

Oh, um,

okay, well then, why don't you go downstairs

-and get me one of those fresh muffins from Maren's Mocha? -Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Maren's is closed on Sundays, Ms. B.

Tess...

it's Tuesday.

It is?

-Summer is wild! -Booker: No way!

Mom, it's Wednesday.

-What? -[gasps] We gotta get to work!

-♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪

-♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪ -♪ Learning how to fly ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ When it's tough ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪

[Raven laughing]

Yep! That's us.

[laughing]

♪ ♪

Okay. The first thing

people see online is your personal deets.

I hyped you up a bit, now all you gotta do is live up to it.

Okay.

Yeah, how am I supposed to live up to the hype

of being five-five?

Can't do it all for you, Bento Box.

Hey, guys, I just got one of those

"friends you may know" suggestions

from Ava's Flavors.

Yeah. I mean, she's got recipes, restaurant reviews.

-Why am I getting this? -Well, we are in a cafe,

so maybe the algorithms?

Those are the worst kind of rhythms!

Wait, no, you got it because it's Nia's blog.

My what? No, guys, I don't have a blog.

No, Levi's right, Nia. It's you.

Uh, that pic is from your Peanut Page.

But why would somebody be using my picture?

Oh, that picture. Okay, I get it. I look good.

Nia, this is crazy.

Why aren't you more upset? Doesn't this worry you?

Well yeah, of course it does.

But, if you post a photo online, it's public.

Besides, she's just writing a blog.

I mean, she's not hurting anyone.

Hi. Uh, excuse me, can I please have one turnover?

Mm-hmm.

Coming right on up. Not.

So, I saw your funky little review.

You said my scones were as dry as bones.

[laughter]

Nia, your blog is hilarious!

Ya burnt!

Not helping.

Ms. Maren, that isn't my blog.

That's some girl named Ava who's using my photo.

I don't care what name you use. Nia, Ava, Shady Lady.

You're banned.

Oh no, but I come here, like, every day.

Not anymore, missy. Look,

I'm hosting a little bake-off here in a few days,

and last thing I need is you and all your bad press.

So, out.

[clears throat]

-Well, you know what, I'ma get one of those-- -Really?

You know what? I...

I am going to have justice

w-with a side order

of solidarity with my sister.

Alright, just so we're clear.

My heart's with Nia,

but my stomach really wants a cake pop.

♪ ♪

-Hey, Rae. -Hey.

Oh! Thanks for crunching the numbers, Rae.

You know I'm not good with the, uh...

the math.

You don't have to be good with math to know that

these boas aren't selling.

And I don't know why!

They're so cute. You are so cute!

Yes, you!

You are amazing! You are beautiful!

You are fantastic!

You must be Chelsea!

Oh, um, well...

Hi! I'm Mei. Were you doing your affirmations?

Something like that.

My friend is a client. She said, "Oh, Mei,

"you have to get your life coaching from Chelsea

at Your Best Dressed Life."

Yes. You should, but I am not--

I'm feeling an instant connection to you, Chelsea.

Are you feeling this, too? Ooh! Name your price!

[mumbling]

Yes. I'm Chelsea. How may I help you?

My life is in a rut. [nervous laugh]

I am, like... so bored.

[crying]

My work, my life, all of it!

Okay, well, as, uh, your new life coach...

[clears throat]

I would say that you just have to...

you just-- you just gotta do you.

Live your life!

Carpe diem!

One day at a time!

Baby steps to future!

[click]

Really?

Even with my boring job and boring boss?

Gotta tell him, "boy, bye." Here.

Oh, my boss is a woman, so...

Woman? So, uh, yeah. That's easy.

"Girl, bye. Life is too short." Okay? -[clicking]

You're amazing! Oh!

I feel better already.

This is gonna be worth every penny.

Write all those pennies down. Yeah.

Thank you, Chelsea.

[laughing]

Thank you, Chelsea!

You're welcome!

Hey, who am I "you're welcome"-ing?

Uh, a satisfied customer

I just gave great life advice to

because she thought I was you,

and I didn't tell her I wasn't... Oops.

Rae, that is completely unethical! You cannot do tha...

-Gas and electricity. -Okay, no harm, no foul.

♪ ♪

Booker, here comes Levi.

Just go with it, okay?

Keep your feedback positive, brah.

Hey.

Do I look five-five?

Does this look natural? Ah!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Levi: Are you sure?

P-positive.

Guys, I've never been banned from anything before.

But, whatever.

Maren's isn't the only coffee game in town.

I'll survive.

[whoosh]

[whooshing]

[crowd booing]

Nia, it's not just Maren's.

I had a vision of all these restaurant people

throwing food at you.

I think that blog makes everyone in Chicago mad.

What? All because of Ava's Flavors?

Levi: Can someone help me up?

♪ ♪

It's confirmed. Ava's Flavors has reviewed

every single coffee shop and restaurant on the block.

These flyers are everywhere.

[groans]

Well, I know I'm banned from all these places,

but still, this is a really good picture of me.

Oh, I mean I can't even be mad.

Shh! I'm trying to watch "Dupe Troop"!

It's a show about catching people

who use other people's pictures online,

like Ava's doing to Nia.

Yeah, we've been watching it all day.

These people almost always have low self-esteem. It's so sad.

-Aww. -Mm.

Do not "aww" them!

No one who messes with my sister should be aww-ed.

-You care about me. Aww! -Aww!

Do not aww me!

They are fakers and liars.

[gasp] Rae, Rae, they're onto us.

We confess! It was us, okay?

It was just one little fib, you know?

I mean, no one got hurt.

Raven did it!

They're not even talking about us, Chels.

Right, kids? You're not even talking about us.

I mean, we weren't, but now all I wanna talk about

is your thing. What did y'all do?

-We ain't gonna talk about that. -You don't know us.

[talking over each other]

[overlapping chatter]

-We the mamas. -That's how it is. We the mamas.

Watching y'all...

Alright. I have a plan to lure Ava out

and show her you do not mess with my sister.

-Both: Aww-- -Don't!

Mm...

♪ ♪

Okay. I sent Ava a low-key message

inviting her to review the city's newest pop-up.

The Roof Top Pop... Up.

She's gonna be here any minute.

Yes, and when she gets here, she can have

one of these scones that I made from her blog.

Yeah, I made a few adjustments though.

They're actually sugar-free.

[knocking]

They're taste-free.

And when she gets here, if things go sideways,

we can use these to defend ourselves.

-[footsteps] -Wait, wait, you guys hear that?

What did you put in those?!

What are you guys doing up here?

W-we're trying to catch an impostor. You?

This is where I work out.

According to my new bio, I lift now.

-[grunting] -Yes, come on!

Come on! Halfway there! You got it! Don't give up!

-It's all you! It's all you! -[grunting]

You're welcome, Micro Muscles.

Well, after watching "Dupe Troop" and, uh, Goof Troop...

I've decided that I can't tear Ava down.

I'm gonna message her, and I am going to build her up.

Aww, that's my bestie.

Always trying to make the world a better place.

[giggle]

-Well, I have another plan. -Great.

Making the world a better place is her bag.

I'm down for your thing, too.

♪ ♪

-Raven: Mm... Mm... -[rhythmic sweeping]

-Hey, Rae! -[sweeping]

Kinda sounds like the tango!

-[singing] -Oh!

I hear it! Hey!

[vocalizing]

Look at your dance moves, Chels!

Yeah! Well, you know, I was a dance major in college.

We know.

Come on, Rae! Dance with me!

It'll be fun, huh? I'll lead.

Oh. Actually,

no, no, you should lead.

-Yeah. -It's alright. Let's do it!

-Yeah! Oh, the tango. -[both vocalizing]

-Chelsea: I knew this would be fun! -[laughing]

Chelsea!

-Yes? -No. Hi! No, hi!

I'm Chelsea! The one that's Chelsea

that helped you, remember?

-I told you about her. -Oh, right. Right, hi.

As Chelsea, how can I help you?

Well, I took your advice. I told off my boss,

I quit my job [laugh],

I took out all of my life savings,

-Wow. -and I opened a dance studio!

[laughing] And, and, and, and!

My first class is full.

My life has never been better!

Oh, I'm so happy for you!

-Congratulations! -Yes,

how exciting! Hi, I'm Chelsea...

as well. Yeah.

I rented the space right downstairs.

When I left here the other day,

I saw a sign...

and it said "for rent."

Ooh!

I love signs!

This morning, I saw one that said "stop."

So I did, and I just missed getting hit

by a bus. What!?

[laughs]

I want you two

at my grand opening class.

Okay!

Make sure to wear your best dance outfits!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

Hey, uh, what's with the books, bruh?

It's summer. Book time is, like, over.

Not according to my Peanut Page profile,

which says, and I quote,

"I love literature.

I read three books a day."

Oh! You got jokes!

I'll add sarcasm to your profile.

Hey, guys, I don't get it.

If you smoothed everything over with Maren,

why am I wearing this hoodie?

It's summer. It's hot.

Okay, full disclosure, I lied about that.

Yeah, you're still banned from Maren's,

but it was the only way we could get you here.

Remember how Maren mentioned

she was hosting this big bake-off?

Well, we sent Ava an invitation to review it.

And if our research is correct,

she'll be here somewhere, and her cover will be blown.

This is crazy.

I'm just gonna send Ava another Friendspace message.

[beep]

Busted.

Ava?

No.

Oh.

[beep]

Told you summer was wild.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

This isn't what it looks like!

So, you're not the one who started that blog

and is posting all those recipes and mean reviews

using my picture?

Okay, in that sense, it is what it looks like.

But I just wanted to share my knowledge

and opinions about food!

Why not use a picture of you?

The culinary world is brutal, man!

The only way to get recognized as a chef

is to scream and throw plates.

That whole bad boy image.

My approach is much more refined.

So, I needed a pic to reflect that.

Okay, but I don't even know you.

I mean, why use my photo out of all the people out there?

I just did a search for "cool person,"

and yours was the first pic to pop up.

Oh my gosh. Guys,

search engines think I'm a cool person.

Stay focused, Ni.

Right. Look, this isn't okay.

I mean, you posing as me really hurt my reputation.

I haven't had a croissant in, like, five days.

And I haven't heard her say "croissant" in, like, five days.

It's just easier for me to be myself when I'm somebody else.

I'm so sorry, cool person.

I never learned your real name. I'm Asher.

I'm Nia.

And that's okay.

I mean, I am really glad that you were able

to express yourself online.

Wait, how old are you, Asher?

Do your parents even know that you're doing this?

Oh yeah! My mom loves my blog.

Hey, Mom!

Well, well, well.

Ava, Nia,

Shady Lady.

Ladles and gentlemen! Ladles and gentlemen!

Just a little baking humor for you.

Well, the funky little blogger

with the scathing reviews of our restaurants,

Ava's Flavors, is here.

-Hi... -[booing]

And it's time to put your baking where your blog is.

Oh no. No, no, thank you, I'm okay--

No, that actually wasn't a question. Get to mixing.

-Want me to, like... -You got this.

bake? But, um...

Okay...

Look, everyone, I think there's been a huge misunderstanding.

I'm not...

I'm not... here to apologize.

I'm gonna do what's right, and I'm gonna stand by my blog.

And I'm gonna whip up the most delicious scones ever.

[booing]

You guys know Nia can't cook, right?

-Yes! -Yes!

Just checking.

Okay, so first, I'm...

gonna start with an egg?

I guess.

[crack, splat]

♪ ♪

-[gasps] -This place looks amazing!

Uh, yeah! Rae,

we helped do this, you know?

Our business did all of this.

Gosh, it's really bringing back all the dance memories.

-Hey... -Mei: Oh!

-I'm so glad you two could make it! -Yeah!

-Okay, class is about to begin. -[cheering]

Let's do this!

-[laughs] -Let me get ready. And up!

Up!

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow...

I'm ready.

-[music playing] -Okay, everyone.

Time to start.

And arm! Arm!

One, two, three, four!

Down! Down!

Leg! Leg! Leg! Leg!

Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot!

Arm! Arm! Arm!

Arm! And cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe! We're just gonna cantaloupe!

In the grocery store! And eyebrow twitch!

Eyebrow twitch with a kick! Eyebrow twitch with a kick!

And we're swimming! We're swimming!

We're swimming! We're swimming!

What is this, like, some kind of ritual?

-People are leaving. -We--

-We have to do something. -I know!

Got it.

-[click, stops music] -Mei, Mei,

-Mei, Mei! Sweetheart, a word. -How am I doing?

Bad. Really bad.

Question. Um, what exactly is your dance training?

I'm mainly self-taught.

In the club! [laughs]

Oh my, Mei, oh my...

My boyfriend says I'm good,

and my mom thinks I'm great. [laugh]

Oh, oh, of course she does, honey.

Listen, moms lie.

Don't get me started on boyfriends.

-Or ex-husbands. The worst. -Oh! They're the worst, girl. They're the worst.

Oh my gosh! I'm a bad dancer!

I'm a bad dancer! [crying]

I just thought if I leapt without the net,

the net would appear!

Okay, well, just breathe it out now. Just breathe.

-In... out... -[groaning]

-[groaning] -Good, okay.

[groaning]

Chels, I have to tell her that I lied about being you,

-and that I gave her bad advice. I have to. -No, no, no.

Not yet. We can fix this, Rae.

Hey, Mei! Mei, just keep breathing.

Good, good. Everything's gonna be okay.

Yes! Yes, it is gonna be okay

-because my bestie was a dance major in college. -What? No!

-I'm not the net. I'm not-- I'm not net-certified! -Yeah, everybody!

Everybody, come on back! Come on back!

That was just the ritual warm-up!

Get ready for the real dance,

where you pay in sweat!

Yes! [laughs]

That was the plan all along! [laughs]

Everyone, the Chelseas!

Rae, Rae, a word, a word.

I cannot do this.

Chels, were you or were you not the lead in "Bats"...

-the musical? -Yeah, but, Rae,

I mean, come on, that was so long ag--

A five, six, seven, eight!

♪ ♪

[crowd booing]

Look at her up there.

Can't believe she's willing to embarrass herself for me.

That's just the type of person Nia is.

She'd embarrass herself for anyone.

And she often does.

She's very embarrassing.

But, she's also my sister,

and you need to fix this now.

[booing]

[booing continues]

Wait, wait, wait, are they throwing stuff at my sister?

No, no, no! It's Asher.

[booing]

Little dude is giving Nia the ingredients

she needs for the dish.

That was my vision.

She needs more help.

Man, she really is a bad cook.

Oof, you said it, Bento Box.

-You know, I totally get why you like those nicknames! -Right?

Everyone, I would like to introduce you to my, um,

my assistant chef, Asher.

Actually,

I'm the real Ava's Flavors.

[crowd gasping]

And I'm ready to show you I'm more than just a blog.

♪ ♪

Seven, eight, hit, hit, hit!

Right, left, and turn! Turn! Turn!

Turn, and pop! Pop! And sizzle! Down!

Yes!

[cheering, applause]

Okay, everyone! Class is over!

Thank you so much!

[all screaming]

We did it, Chelseas!

Chelseas, the Chelseas.

Listen, I need to tell you the truth.

Um, I'm not Chelsea.

Actually, I'm... I'm not even a life coach.

What? Who are you!?

I'm Raven Baxter. I'm a fashion designer.

You may have seen my designs on Little Z

or Little Mix. I'm really big with the Littles.

No time for little jokes? Got it. Listen here.

This is Chelsea Grayson.

She is the life coach, and you mistook me for her,

and I gave you bad advice. I wanna apologize.

Actually,

she gave you great advice.

You were unhappy, right?

But, you still have to follow your dreams.

You just might have to work a little harder to, you know,

make this one happen.

-You're right. -[laughs] Yeah. Listen,

why don't you come into my office next week,

-and-- -We'll dance?

We'll make a plan.

That sounds nice. [laughs]

And have you ever thought about a makeover?

-Oh, my mom says I'm-- -We'll put you down for Thursday. Bring your mama.

♪ ♪

-So, I guess I owe you an apology, Nia. -Tess: Oh, yeah.

That's right. Ms. Maren, my bestie

would never say anything bad about this place.

Yeah, I really wouldn't.

I mean, the crisp flavor of the iced matcha,

and the subtle aroma of fresh muffins,

and how the apple fritters are, like, crunchy on the outside,

but they're soft on the inside with a hint of cinnamon? I...

I really miss them.

Well, you don't have to miss them for much longer.

You are unbanned.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

♪ ♪

[humming]

-Hey, now, I'm whippin'. I'm whippin'. -Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

She Nae Nae! She Nae Nae!

I whip it! I whip it! [laughing]

-[laughter trails off] -They're not even watching us. They don't even care.

You know what? This is ridiculous!

What did I tell you guys about social media?

Put your phones down.

Put the phones down!

-So, what do we do now? -We talk!

-We talk to each other. -Yes, like this.

-Hello. How are you? -I'm well. I'm whipping cream.

-What are you doing? -Absolutely nothing.

Wait, you want us to have, like, a conversation?

But, why though?

Okay, alright, um. So, what'd you guys do today?

Oh my gosh. You would not believe what your mom did.

First, she lied. Then, she--

Story time is over! Pick up your phones! Social time!

♪ ♪