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I'm Yun Shu

22 years old now

This man is my husband

He once was my teacher

He failed me in my graduate thesis

and occupied my house

We fell in love within three days

One month later,

namely now,

we're at our wedding feast

However, we're just

acting

You may see it a feeling trick,

but our story is

far more complicated

Is crawfish shell

the residual waste or household food waste?

Come on

How could you fight over the garbage sorting?

I think it's not about the garbage sorting

You two have a personality clash

How can you date with someone

who has a totally incompatible temperament?

You were born to be single! Come on!

My treat

Thanks

Wow

Oh my god, my words work?

He's so perfect

Be careful

You have a cup of coffee in your hand

Thanks

5 minutes 23 seconds have passed

since you began to order the coffee

May I ask

if you've finished your turn?

If possible,

it's my turn now

I'm done

Please

Thank you

Hello

Make a Latte for me

according to what I wrote

Thank you

Sir,

it's so meticulous

If you see it a trouble,

I can do it myself

The water temperature should be controlled within precise 90℃,

so that the aroma of coffee can be stimulated

without excessive tannin

which can cause bitter taste produced

Steam pressure should be controlled properly

so that dense and fine foam can be generated

When mixing,

the coffee cup should lean at a 35 degree angle

The milk flow rate should be

2.5 cubic centimeters per second,

spinning squarely

And then a perfect pine needle pattern is made

Is it whole milk?

Yeah

You wanna have skim milk?

I wanna have lactose-free milk

I'm with lactose intolerance

Sorry

I can't have this coffee

Alright

It's on me

I'll make another one for you

Don't bother

I like do it myself

Dude

Give it to me

Sir

It's on me now

How about that?

Don't bother

I can pay for it myself

It's just a cup of coffee

Since you wanna drink Latte,

why did you nitpick the milk?

The black coffee is classic. You're really fastidious

Fastidious?

Greeting, students

I'm Zhang Sinian

From today on,

I'm responsible for two classes, that is

the Statistics

and Complex Variables Functions

I hope all of you

can't be late

for my class

and can't leave early

Anyone who wants to call in sick should

get the formal approval letter

from a grade A tertiary hospital

If any of you wanna know

my research,

you can spend your spare time

browsing my information online

Time of the class is really valuable

So I won't introduce myself in detail

Today, we're gonna learn

the feature of complex variables functions

Mr. Zhang is

so amazing

Really?

He won the International Mathematical Olympiad Gold Award

when he was 14

And he was recommended for admission to the university at 16

He was admitted to MTI at 18

and gained his doctoral degree

within 4 years and 3 months

He became the associate professor

when he was 28 years old

Look, he's really awesome

But why did he choose to be a teacher in our university

rather than staying abroad?

So, he may contribute to his Alma Mater

after finishing his school abroad

Fair enough

The Complex Variables Functions can date back to as early as 18th century

It was found by Euler and d'Alembert,

two mathematicians

The features of the Complex Variables Functions

I wrote on the blackboard

can be classified into three groups

Yun Shu

The new teacher of your department

is really handsome, isn't he?

Give me his feature photo

and let me appreciate it

The reason why I chose the Complex Variables Functions

as the first class

because I wanna make it clear that

everyone is required to be accurate

without any errors

It's the indispensable faith that

we as those learning math should keep in mind

What are you doing?

I have two buttons on my coat,

but you drew three

I have a watch in my left hand,

but you drew it in my right hand

Above all,

you drew a pair of glasses

with totally different texture and design from mine

I hope all of you

Since you wanna draw pictures or be absent-minded in class

I hope you can make it accurate

Not like this

A whole picture is nothing but stupid errors

He's amazing

He goes viral in my WeChat Moment

Have you ever met such weird guy?

He wasn't angry

but said that I didn't paint it in the way he looks

Yun Shu

When will you attend his class again?

Take me with you

I wanna learn something from him

Learn something?

Oh come on, Gao Zhiyi

Gao Zhiyi

What?

Listen, you can

fangirl anyone

except him

I was humiliated greatly in front of

my junior fellow students

because of him

OK, I won't fangirl him

But, he's your teacher

and you'll feel the pinch

in the future

Impossible!

I'll have my graduation thesis defense in one week

and then I'll

secure a stable job

and have a cozy house

All walls in the house will be my drawing board

and I'll enjoy

myself in it

Come on, keep daydreaming

You'd better find a job first

Well, Yiyi

I'll have an interview tomorrow

Can you lend me two suits of clothes?

I know you

You'll never go with empty hands

Alright, I'll pick clothes for you

Next one, Yun Shu

Miss Yun

I've read your resume

I wanna ask you

if you're good at something else

other than your major

Well, I can draw comics

I mean did you ever get any prizes

during your college time?

Or did you ever work as an intern

in a world's top 500 company?

Do you have any recommendation letter from an expert?

Or are you proficient in a second language?

It's the seventh company

I've ever been interviewed

It's really hard to get a job

Those interns

are so careless

Oh God

You can't remove the stain in this way

What should I do?

I'll have an important

business talk later

I can't go like this

I have an idea

Would you like to have a try?

What is it?

Alright, have a look

It's me?

Oh,

it really has a sense of design

You can really play to the score

You not only helped me solve my problem,

but also made my clothes more fashionable

Thanks

You're welcome

My pleasure

What's your name?

I'm Yun Shu

Hey, student, hold on

You're Yun Shu, right?

Yes

You're hired

But, you said

I lost the chance

Our director said you are up to it

Director?

You drew that picture on her clothes, right?

Yes

Our director said people like you

who are flexible and helpful

is what we need

Do you take your ID card?

Yes,

I have it

Come on, go with me to handle the admission procedure

Hello, sis

What are you doing?

It's wee hours now at home,

so I'm sleeping in my dormitory

I forgot that

By the way

You have to do something for me

The money left by our parents were used

to buy funds before

And it seems to be due soon

You go to the bank to withdraw it tomorrow

and then choose a proper finance product

Sis,

I don't know that

I can't handle that

It's not complicated

You go to the bank

and find the professional ones tomorrow

You just choose one finance product

with higher yield

Don't kid me

I can't handle that

I don't know finance

You have to do that

Me?

I'm really busy

Also, you've learned Statistics for 4 years

If you can't handle the finance thing,

what can you do in the future?

Sis, I got it. I got it!

I'll go tomorrow

Oh, no

Hello, excuse me

I wanna know something about

financing products like P2I

Well,

I'd like to briefly introduce it to you

and then you'll get to know that

OK

Thanks

Well, speaking of P2I,

it's a form of Internet Finance,

including P2B and other models

I'm Zhang Sinian

Well, P2I is

a new financing product

released by our bank

It's my ID card

Well, you can do a

packaged capital allocation

which involves

foreign exchange, gold, Internet Finance,

industrial chain finance and so on

Personally, I suggest you

to choose the T Plan

It's much more prudent

Most importantly,

it has triple risk-control

Above all,

which one do you prefer?

Excuse me

I didn't get what you said just now

Can you repeat that again?

Alright

Hello,

Mr. Zhang is

here are the features

of the three packages I've analysed for you

My suggestion is that

you'd better buy real estate

rather than financing products

Well, which package do you prefer?

I don't want to buy any of them

Thanks

Okay?

OK, bye

Cousin

Bro

Suit yourself

It's on me

Bro, you're so nice

I wanna ask you for help

Well, let's get to the point

Are you still the real estate agency?

I'm

a real estate consultant now

So, my cousin

You're right to ask me for help

since you wanna buy a house

What a coincidence!

There is a really good house which can meet your demands

Have a look

It's in a high-end community

with excellent greening

and fully-equipped supporting facilities

Twenty-four-hour door-to-door on-site property service is guaranteed

Have a look at the floor plan

Two bedrooms and a living room with a balcony

Wow

It has good lighting and good ventilation

Above all, the owner is gonna immigrate so the house is on sale,

20% off

Also, the price can be even lower

Well, how much is it?

6.5 million yuan

It's too expensive

Nowadays, nobody will pay the entire bill to buy a house

You can have a mortgage

You're gonna graduate

Wow

from a famous university

You're gonna secure a good job

Plus,

your sis is an international lawyer

You two can easily have a mortgage

to pay 50% or 60% of the bill

You know that

the money is the accident fund

left by my dad

I should take it more seriously

So...

My cousin, think about it

Uncle left the money to you and your sis

He also wants you two to

have a house

Can you recall your past life

in your childhood?

You've owed me 3-month rent

I didn't shoo you away

Sorry. I'm really sorry

How could you doodle on my walls?

You really see it as your own home?

Cut the crap

Sorry

The deadline

is 7 p.m. tonight

I promise

If you can't give me the rent, then you can move out

Take it easy

Dad, I won't draw anything on the walls

Sorry

It's OK, Yun Shu

You didn't do anything wrong

Believe me

In the future,

we'll have a

big house

with wood floor and French windows

We can draw pictures together

every afternoon

Yes

My cousin,

think about that,

buying a real estate is the most prudent investment

You and your sister have your own house,

and then you'll have a shelter

That's the best way to live up to your father

Yun Shu

Yiyi

Yun Shu

I have a new idea

What?

I got the first-class scholarship

Wow, you're awesome, Yiyi

First-class scholarship!

Yiyi, you really have it all

Bling Bling

I also have it all

Look, I become a regular worker

Wow, Lin Nuo. It's been five years

and you finally make it

High five

I have a good news

I got a job

Well, it's not the point

The point is I bought a house

What? You're gonna buy a house?

When?

It's out of the blue

It's by accident

My cousin

found a really proper house for me

It's cheap and the location is good

Also I can afford the down payment

My parents left me

some money

Well, it can just pay the down payment

Wow

Look, it is the floor plan

Wow! Its area is over 100 square meters and it's in the downtown

Oh my god, Yun Shu

You really have it all

Let me hug you

Come on

I also wanna a hug

What are you doing? Behave yourself

Don't touch me

What's going on?

You always spoon with me

You still have a crush on me

I didn't mean to flirt with you

I just wanna

beat you violently

You couldn't see that?

Alright! Stop

Stop fighting

How about

you two being together again?

Don't make troubles for others

Urgh!

I must have been blind

so that I fell in love with him

Come on

You are the one who

take me as a study object

And the message of all my families and even my ancestors

have been uploaded to CNKI

Stop!

I'm the leading character today

Let's go for a celebration

Alright, my treat

Oh on

You can't go for a celebration

You have your final defense tomorrow

Come on, I've long finished my thesis

I should just attend the defense

I'll sing songs for you two tonight

till our death

You can't stay up late

or you'll be late tomorrow

Never mind

I'll set over 20 alarm clocks

I can get up

Then

Well, let's go

Go! Go! Go!

Hello, I'm Zhang Sinian

I've ever contacted with your hospital

I wanna know if you find a new treatment

for the Lymphoma case I've mentioned before

It's hopeful

OK, thanks

Come on

I gotta stick to it

Today I have the thesis defense. It's my final war

But I still have enough time

So I can get some more sleep

Hello, cousin

Where are you now, Yun Shu?

Come to me and sign the house purchasing contract quickly

or you can't buy the house

Lots of people have come to see the house recently

House?

Yeah

Listen to me, Yun Shu

I gotta sign the contract today?

I've been shooting for the house with the owner

so that he'd like to leave the house for you

But I have my thesis defense today

If you don't sign the contract and pay the bill

and the house is so saleable, others may...

Well, wait for me, I'll rush to you

Sorry, I'm late

Never mind, I know that you have the thesis defense

OK, let's get it started

Okay

That's all, thank you

Alright, your defense passed

Congratulations!

Thanks

Well, next one

Next one, Yun Shu

Sorry, Sir

I gotta answer a call outside

Okay

Is Yun Shu here now?

Well, next one

Sorry

Well, do you think how much time left now?

Oh, sorry

Hello, go ahead

Yun Shu

Hello

You're Yun Shu, right?

Yeah

Come on, let's get it

OK

Sorry

I delayed a little time on my way

Sorry, Sir

The tile of my thesis is

Simple Analysis of Statistics

in the Big Data Age

Excuse me, student

Mr. Zhang is

Your defense is failed

Why?

Because you're late

But I'm just 5 minutes late

According to rules,

I'm not late within 5 minutes

You're 5 minutes 57 seconds late

57 seconds? You're fussing about the 57 seconds

Is 5 minutes 57 seconds

over 5 minutes?

Yeah

So according to the school rules,

you're over 5 minutes late,

so your thesis defense is failed

Mr. Zhang is

Mr. Zhang is

I rush here

I've done my best

So could you please

mercy me

for the sake of my four-year

studying at college?

I didn't mean it

Are you a

Statistics major?

Yeah

What's the definition of Statistics?

The Statistics is a comprehensive discipline

that we can analyze and organize data accurately

to infer the essence of things

and even predict the future

You're right

To analyze and organize the data accurately

You're not allowed to be over

5 minutes late according to school rules

Take it as the cardinal number,

you're 19% late

than the set time

As a Statistics major,

please answer me

Do you think an error rate up to 19%

can be accepted in Statistics?

Yun Shu, your defense is over

Miss Shen, next one

Next one

You're really the most rigorous teacher

I've ever seen

Hold on

The most mean teacher?

Before you get this proposition,

you have to see all

teachers in the world

Then you can get this conclusion

I've ever seen

Well, have you ever met

all teachers in the world?

I hope you can

gather enough basic data

before you put forward similar idea

and then you can come to a conclusion

Go back

Next

One minute. Just one minute

Just one minute

He didn't give me the graduation certificate

Bastard

He's really mean

Yun Shu, don't worry

Let's ask him for an explanation

Come on

Don't get it worse

How about we going to

appeal against him?

It can't work. He failed me by using the school rules

I was late indeed

But it was just one minute

It doesn't matter

You've already found a job

You'll get your graduation certificate next year

My job

Yeah, your job

What's wrong with my job?

You don't have the graduation certificate

Can you secure your job?

Oh, I forgot that

Wow

I can't secure it

How could you fail to get your graduation certificate?

I'm really sorry

Can you make an exception for me?

I can get my graduation certificate next year

It's not about an exception

It's about the personnel system of our company

Everyone should obey that

Well, can Director Liu help me?

It's no use crying over spilt milk

Your practice can't be

approved by the legal department of our company

Come on

I didn't get my graduation certificate

Now I lose my job

Oh no

I'm really devastated

Stop shouting

Can you consider my feelings?

Forget it!

Oh, come on, It's OK, Yun Shu

You still have your house

You can lick your wounds

in your new house

When you pass your thesis defense next year,

you'll be much more successful

Yeah

By then, many companies will

compete for you

and all men will fall over you

Indeed, I have it

My treasure

I'll go to see my house tomorrow

Will you come with me?

My supervisor wanna talk with me tomorrow

I'll visit your house when I'm free

I'll go with Yiyi

Okay

Okay

Come on, drink up this cup of lucky water

Tomorrow will be better

Good luck

Come on!

I called him but he didn't answer my phones

What should I do?

Yeah

Your calls weren't answered

When they answer your phone, you'll be allowed to get in

The community is so amazing

Little Yun Shu

You can brave the world in the future

No matter what,

you have your own home

So great

Wow, furniture is well-prepared

My cousin is really reliable

I'm lucky to have such a reliable relative

I never imagined that

my first house could be so perfect

It's my first step

towards the pinnacle of life

The table is so dustless

The floor is so clean that I can directly lie on it

It's my future room

Great, it's much better than what I dreamed about

Alright, I gotta film a video for my sis

She'll be happy about it

Boom!

Sis, look

I bought the house. It's really nice, right?

Look, it's so well-preserved

Well, listen

there is a large French window in our house

Well by then,

We can draw pictures together

we can bask in the sun

It's really great, right?

Well, sis,

when you return home in the future,

you don't have to live in hotels

We have our own home

Go

Let me show you around

I'll take some pictures for you

There are so many book

Mr. Zhang is

Why are you here?

Hey

What are you doing?

How did you get in?

It's my house

Your house?

The testing results came

I hope you can be well prepared mentally

All data prove the previous diagnosis

It's stage-four Lymphoma

How much time is left?

Around one year

You don't have to be really pessimistic

Current medical technology is advanced

We can find related treatment

I wanna check with you again

That is to say, before I came here,

no single ticket of the screening I want to buy

was sold

Am I right?

Oh my god, I've told you that

it's the first screening

You're the first customer

The last screening was over at 1:50

Excuse me

Please answer my question directly

Yes

I didn't answer your question with my profile facing you

I don't know if there is anyone inside

But there is only you outside

Alright, that's it

Then I'll draw a ticket

Do you want popcorn?

I didn't choose my seat

Come on, there are 90 seats inside

You are the only one watching the movie

Just suit yourself

Any difference?

Of course

Nine by ten is 90 seats

But from the visual perspective,

the sight of viewers of horizontal direction and that on the both sides of

the screen will form an included angle no less than 36 degrees

In addition,

considering to protect our cervical vertebra,

the angle formed because of the top of the screen

and the plane of the extension line should no bigger than 35 degrees

Pardon,

the middle of the seventh row. You really don't want popcorn?

Don't bother, thanks

Can you bother to

give me some tissues?

There is toilet paper

in the restroom

Do you wanna have popcorn?

Hey, Gao Zhiyi

You and Lin Nuo played tricks with me?

We've made a deal that we would stay up

to watch a movie

Where are you now?

I've slept at the cinema for a whole night

Hall Six

But I don't know where I am now

What did we drink last night?

It isn't alcohol-free

Well, I'll go back to the school to look for you

Where is my shoe?

Hello

Is it yours?

Yes, that is mine

Thanks, I'll take it

I'd like to throw it to you

Got it

Thanks