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A very stupid man once told me...
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There are no facts,
only interpretations.
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That is not an appropriate answer.
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Why didn't she accompany you
to your daughter's wedding?
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That's Friedrich Nietzsche,
by the way.
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Well, does he know where
your wife is?
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CHUCKLING: Don't be silly.
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She's dead. What?
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He's dead.
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Nietzsche's dead.
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Like his God.
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Why won't you give me
a straight answer?
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That was a great joke there.
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I thought you were supposed
to like comedy?
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I don't like comedy - it's my job.
I'm not, like, a comedy fan.
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You know, stress causes cancer.
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I'm actually quite successful, Dad.
Thanks for asking.
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You might want to - like the kids
say - take a chill pill.
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Did Mum tell you this is a TV show?
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I know you interpret it
as a TV show.
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But is that a fact?
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Yes, a fact!
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You might be in an asylum somewhere,
imagining all this.
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Mum! Dad says I might be
in an asylum!
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If you're going to stay here, Lewis,
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you need to stop with
the mind games.
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That's if I even am here.
SARA MOANS
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MARIACHI BAND PLAYS
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Shh!
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POP!
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DOOR SLAMS
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Lucy's not here.
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If you'd waited when I asked...
Why would I wait? I'm furious.
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Where is she?
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She's, erm, somewhere else.
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I need to talk to someone
who hates Dad.
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Have you met him yet?
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He came round, but...
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But I hid.
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Where?
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Don't be ashamed, Stefan.
You did the right thing.
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Your sister told me to.
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Well... What?
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If you don't want to be compared to
an SS officer, don't sound like one.
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IN GERMAN ACCENT:
"Oh, I was just following orders."
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Was that German?
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I'm sorry to be taking my fury out
on you, Stefan,
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but people who blame other people
for what they do?
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Well, they seem a bit spineless.
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No, you're wrong with that,
actually.
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I doubt that, Stefan.
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Because if you're trying
to support someone
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and you're doing things for them
because... For them because...
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What else is she making you do?
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She's very bossy.
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She once made her RE teacher cry
by locking him in a cupboard.
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Did you know that?
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No.
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Are your parents still together?
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Yeah. You've met them.
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They hosted you all for Christmas
last year.
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We all went to Greece!
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You don't get any of this,
then, I suppose.
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Also, where's Lucy? What is it?
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Tasting napkins? Judging veils?
Measuring marquees?
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What is it a bride gets up to
the fortnight before the wedding?
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She's, erm...
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Just pretend I'm a rank above you
in the Nazi party...
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IN GERMAN ACCENT:
..and tell me what I want to know.
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Honesty, please.
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How's the jet lag?
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OK, I think.
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I couldn't find the bathroom
in the night.
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Well, I've moved.
It's a different house.
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Oh, how fun.
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You never lived here.
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CHUCKLING: Oh, right.
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You hungry?
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Erm... I'm not cooking for you.
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Then, no.
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Oh, I should tell you.
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Lucy's asked me to give her away.
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Give her away? Why?
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At the wedding?
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Oh, that's good. That's good.
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I don't do ceremonial.
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Did Bernie not come
because she's scared of me?
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She's on a yoga retreat in Bali.
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Cos I wouldn't have hit her again.
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How are you?
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Oh, really well, yeah.
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You seem great.
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Yeah.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Yeah.
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You should be proud of yourself.
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Uh-oh. Hmm.
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Must have been...hard.
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Oh, no. No.
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No. I'm sorry if you think
I should have been nearer.
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Oh, no, not really.
SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
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Erm...
SIMON: All right?
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Oh, good morning, sleepyhead.
Here he is.
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SHE GIGGLES
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BOTH: Mmm.
THEY CHUCKLE
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SMOOCHING
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You must be the ex-husband.
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HE STRAINS
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Thanks for keeping her warm for me.
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That came out wrong.
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Thank God none of this
is really happening, eh?
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BEEPING
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A very stupid man once told me
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there are no facts.
SOBBING
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We assemble a reality
which suits us -
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ignoring bits, denying stuff.
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DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
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How'd it go with the breast...
Erm, um, the consultation?
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Did you tell Sara?
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She came here looking for you.
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I told you not to.
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Don't want her to know till
after it's done. I know.
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Ugh, you don't have to tell
everyone the truth.
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She said something.
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Of course she did,
she's an opinionated bitch.
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It's really helpful, though,
going through it all.
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You know that I... Yeah.
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It's not to do with you,
though, is it?
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TV IN BACKGROUND
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I just want you to be happy.
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Good.
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TV: ..and they couldn't
keep secrets.
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We assemble a reality that suits us
- ignoring bits, denying stuff.
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As somebody who's been lied to,
I have seen this happen.
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Watched somebody
construct a fiction
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then call me mad for doubting it.
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I always asked him, "Are you sure
Debbie doesn't like you?"
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He was so on edge around her,
wouldn't hold my hand.
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"She's so pretty." I tested him,
and he failed by disagreeing.
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What was I accusing him of?
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Nothing.
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And then he left me, told me
he needed to be alone.
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But he meant alone with her.
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He married Debbie two months after
he'd been supposed to marry me.
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How can I help you?
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I was here with my daughter.
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Oh, yes? Lucy?
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You said she was flat-chested.
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Oh, yes. Lucy.
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Anyway, I can't stop thinking
about a dress you've got.
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She's changed her mind?
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Oh, no, not her. No, it's for me.
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I didn't realise!
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Congratulations!
THEY LAUGH
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Yeah, erm...
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Oh!
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Do you think I'm being silly?
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He hasn't proposed.
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Oh, he will!
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Do you think? You're glowing.
SHE GIGGLES
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WHISPERING: Oh, God.
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Do you believe in fate?
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Because we were next to each other
at a self-service checkout
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in Marks & Spencer, you know,
both serving ourselves,
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and now it's like we can...
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..I mean, not serve each other -
no, that's not right, but...
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..move on to one of
the proper checkouts.
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Happy ever after.
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Oh, really? Think so?
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SARA: We all assemble a reality
which suits us.
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I accepted what Craig told me
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and denied and ignored everything
that didn't make sense to me.
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But half my life later,
I'm still decrypting and replaying,
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trying to work out which parts
of our relationship were true.
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Look, just let me get changed
and then we'll go for a coffee.
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I hate coffee!
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I don't hate coffee.
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It was deja vu.
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Infidelity.
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Exactly what Dad had done to Mum,
done to me.
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Don't hate me.
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I'm a really great guy.
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What if I'm programmed?
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What if we learn from what we've
seen and are doomed to repeat it?
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I didn't know how I chose
someone like Dad,
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and so I didn't know how not
to choose someone like him again.
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And so what I've done is
I've chosen no-one.
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Take a seat and I'll be with you
in a minute.
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I can trust you, can't I?
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You'll never betray me.
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Let me go.
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This is my Dad.
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Dad, meet Luna. Hi.
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We're not eating.
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We're here to have a row.
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Sara is going to air her grievances.
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This is a cafe.
You've got to order something.
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We all need certain things
to confirm our existence.
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A cafe must sell food and
have it consumed on the premises
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to assure herself
she's not mere space.
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Yeah.
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She has her purpose.
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Also, you know, money.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Money is another idea we've all
bought into, excuse my pun.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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I need to know some things.
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PHONE VIBRATES AND DINGS
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There is no-one here of that name.
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HE SWALLOWS
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Ready for my telling-off.
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I'm not telling you off.
I just want to know...
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Do we ever know anything?
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I can't do this.
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That wasn't too bad.
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Infidelity is the ultimate
in dual realities.
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You think you're living one life...
SHE GIGGLES
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..and it turns out to be another.
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Hmm?
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They promised you one thing
and did someone else.
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It's over, Sara.
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I can't do this.
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In an attempt to know my enemy,
I asked why.
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I didn't ask my actual enemy,
Debbie Big Tits,
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I asked science,
because some facts are less open
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to interpretation than others.
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Hi. Being paired up with one person
your whole life
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is what a biologist would call
bad mating strategy.
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Sure, you might share your genes
with a future generation,
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but they won't be
particularly varied
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as you've mixed them all
with the same person.
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THEY NATTER AND MAN GROANS
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Males and females both benefit
from multi-partnering
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because they can impregnate
or be impregnated by more people,
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leading to a wider dispersion
of their genes.
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As human children need so much care,
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it makes sense for humans
to stay in their bonded pairs
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and then have extra mates
on the side. Shh.
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You bastards.
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What we modern people might call
cheating is, annoyingly,
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the most effective way
of continuing the human race.
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A cynic might say that,
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"All monogamous
relationships are doomed."
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Now get on the dance floor
for the disco. Yeah.
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TV: This could not get
any worse for them.
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Mm. Did you not tell them
it's your stag do?
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Erm, yeah.
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Celebrating your last days
of freedom
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and you're baby-sitting
someone else's kid.
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Yours.
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Yes. Yours, Daddy.
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Sala! Where's Juicy?
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Can you not call her that?
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Relax, man. It's just a nickname.
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Mummy's getting bigger boobs.
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Of course! She's finally
getting them done?
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I was always saying
she should do it.
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She could have done glamour stuff
if she'd got them done sooner,
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when she was young and that.
260
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,360
I didn't want her to.
261
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,960
I love her as she is.
262
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,320
Was.
263
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,920
They had a row, Daddy.
264
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:33,560
Ha! She's always been insecure
about them, though, hasn't she?
265
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,600
I might put that in
my best man's speech.
266
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,280
Can I hear your speech, actually?
267
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,480
17-0! Yeah!
268
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,440
You shouldn't let me get
in your head.
269
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,600
Concentrate, Stefan.
270
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,360
Yeah.
271
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,320
TAPPING ON GLASS
272
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,640
My sister asked me
to be her best man
273
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,960
because all the other men
in her life are the worst.
274
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,760
It should be me!
275
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,920
I'm still in love with you, Lucy!
276
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,960
Change your mind!
SHE SNIGGERS
277
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,480
Please, don't say that.
278
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,440
It's funny. That's Daddy's joke.
279
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,200
It might upset her.
He does it all the time.
280
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,080
W... All right, what about this?
281
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,320
Usually the best man
doesn't sleep with the bride
282
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,600
until after the wedding...
283
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,080
What? That's not a thing.
284
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,640
Well, all right,
then I can riff on being
285
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,600
the best man that she ever had.
286
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,880
Oh, I'm out of beer.
287
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,720
I'll go to the shops.
288
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,040
I'll see you in a bit.
289
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,760
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
290
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,320
You'll never believe this, bubba,
but he used to be a laugh.
291
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,280
Also, there's beer in the fridge.
292
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,560
Alone. Cosy. Lovely.
293
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,320
Reading my self-help literature.
294
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,480
♪ I'm... ♪
295
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,160
No, I'm not being hounded
by the past.
296
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,440
'80s MUSIC PLAYS
297
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,440
No! No, I'm reading.
I'm not thinking about him.
298
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,520
I'm...
MUSIC RESUMES
299
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,240
I'm reminiscing.
300
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,440
I want to see my dad.
301
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,320
You don't exist
and you don't have a dad.
302
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,120
I want to see him.
303
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,000
I can show you his Facebook page.
304
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,200
You've already looked at his
Facebook page three times today.
305
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,680
HE CHUCKLES
306
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,880
Why are you here?
307
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,000
You mean, why are you communing
with the manifestation
308
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,600
of your 16-year-old abortion?
309
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,560
I think I can express things
you can't.
310
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,080
So, you want to see Craig.
311
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,120
I need to.
312
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,360
Which means I do.
313
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,080
"I do." Don't.
HE LAUGHS
314
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,480
It's funny because he dumped you
315
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,160
when he saw you
in your wedding dress.
316
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,240
Is it?
317
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,440
FIREWORKS FIZZLE AND POP
318
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,720
This is so wonderful.
319
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,400
Lovely stuff.
320
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:03,480
I feel like no time has passed
at all, the time we were apart.
321
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,280
Thank you, Marks & Spencer.
322
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,720
Can't stop smiling.
SHE CHUCKLES
323
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,600
Everyone's mentioned it.
324
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,440
I've got a new lease of life myself.
325
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,120
And I think it's for keeps
this time.
326
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,520
FIREWORK THUNDERS
327
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,920
What do you mean?
328
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,080
This is it.
329
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,680
GLASS CHINKS
It.
330
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,760
FIREWORKS FIZZLE
331
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,840
It's very good, the sex.
332
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,560
HE CHUCKLES
333
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,480
You've aged like
a fine, wrinkly wine.
334
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,560
SHE LAUGHS
335
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,400
Yeah, but, you know...
336
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,040
Also - us.
337
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,800
Mmm?
338
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,760
I think we should do
something crazy.
339
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,920
Thorpe Park.
340
00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,960
Let's get married.
341
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,080
Let's go to Thorpe Park.
342
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,640
What do you think?
343
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,240
I think we're married already.
344
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,320
No, we're not. Not us.
345
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,680
Me and Yvonne.
346
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,000
FIREWORKS RUMBLE
347
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,200
Yvonne?
348
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,920
I'm sure I mentioned it.
349
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,160
When?
350
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,520
I assumed you knew.
351
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,960
FIREWORKS POP
352
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,040
Can you get the fuck
out of my house, please?
353
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,640
What about Thorpe Park?
354
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,520
Oh, come on, now.
355
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,240
Don't be like this.
356
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,960
Can I eat my dip first?
357
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,360
Fine.
358
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,320
You might as well stay for dinner.
359
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,760
So we all live a dual reality.
360
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,320
Culture giving us one set of
instructions,
361
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,640
while our biology tempts us
with a contradictory set.
362
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,920
Knowing this doesn't make it hurt
any less, unfortunately.
363
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,440
I'm not telling you
to forgive anybody.
364
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,480
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
365
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,600
Lifting a dove to heaven.
366
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,640
Reach up for the olive branch.
367
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,800
Up for the olive branch.
368
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,760
Now get your fishing rods.
369
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,640
You've all got one.
370
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,800
And I hope you haven't forgotten
a gilet, it'll be the death of you.
371
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,160
It's time to...
372
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,360
..catch the fish.
373
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,440
Feed the crowd.
374
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,080
Tear the loaf. Throw the fish.
375
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,520
Tear the loaf.
Where are they all coming from?
376
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,560
Tear the loaf.
377
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,440
Throw the fish.
378
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,360
Who's in the courtyard?
379
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,160
Row the boat, ladies.
380
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,880
WOMAN: Hallelujah. Whoo!
381
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,360
DOOR SHUTS
382
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,640
It's not bad news about the op?
383
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,120
Oh, no. Her phone's still off.
I haven't heard anything.
384
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,120
So what do you want to talk
to me about?
385
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,400
You could have just DM-ed me.
386
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,480
You didn't have to come
all the way next door.
387
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,520
I'm avoiding my stag do.
388
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,000
He hasn't left my house in two days.
389
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,680
You're always hiding.
390
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,320
Right little Anne Frank.
391
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,680
Funny you should say that.
392
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,000
I am funny.
393
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,040
Am I being stupid?
394
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,080
Probably.
395
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,280
Lucy doesn't still have
feelings for Jim?
396
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,560
Well, last I heard,
she was marrying you. I know.
397
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,080
But it occurred to me that...
398
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,800
..if I was second best...
399
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,720
If there was something that she
wanted but couldn't have, then,
400
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,720
well, that wouldn't be right,
then, would it?
401
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:43,400
At my old work, if at lunch time
they ran out of jacket potatoes,
402
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,680
I'd have the vegetable cannelloni.
403
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,560
A hungry person's got to eat.
You take what's available.
404
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,640
That's not very reassuring.
405
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,840
Actually, Stefan...
406
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,800
You want some good advice?
Here it is.
407
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,960
Trust your instincts.
408
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,680
They always know.
409
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,720
They go all, "Jingle, jangle,
something's up," and...
410
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,320
..you ignore them because,
you know, you want to be wrong.
411
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,440
You want a chance to be happy.
412
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,360
You think, "Oh, no, not again."
413
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,400
TEARFULLY: What's wrong with me?
414
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,280
SHE SOBS
415
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,160
I'm sorry, mate, I'm pissed.
416
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,240
You'll make a great son-in-law.
417
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,800
You're the vegetable cannelloni
we can all rely on.
418
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,560
LUNA: Hey. Where's your dad?
419
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,200
I don't know.
420
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,320
He wrote me a poem.
421
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,480
Sorry.
422
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,240
So sad about his wife
getting lost in the Amazon.
423
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,640
Oh, God, Bernie? Is she...
That's not true.
424
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,320
He lies. Remember?
425
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,720
He sold me a statue.
426
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,640
That belonged to the council.
427
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,000
That's cool.
428
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,440
My dad's a hairdresser.
429
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,160
OK. I'll be back.
430
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,360
Oh, your mum told me about Lucy!
431
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,960
Yeah. She's getting married.
Getting her tits done.
432
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,600
Yeah.
433
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,360
May as well just jump straight in.
434
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,080
I need to know some stuff.
435
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,120
Was it tits - with Debbie?
436
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,760
Was it because I... No!
437
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,840
You mustn't think that badly of me.
438
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,720
Was it just general better
body stuff?
439
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,960
She's sexier. I couldn't compete.
440
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,600
No. You asked me all that
at the time.
441
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,960
Did I?
442
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,160
Screamed it through my letterbox.
Did I?
443
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,280
Scared Debbie.
444
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,560
Don't remember.
445
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,480
You said it didn't start until...
Until after we'd...
446
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,600
But it did, didn't it?
447
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,200
HE SIGHS
448
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,280
Why... Why do you want to know
all this now?
449
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,080
Because what I feel and what
you told me don't add up,
450
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,560
and if I've got the facts, then,
451
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,440
well, was it because
of the abortion?
452
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,040
Because I always thought
if I had the baby...
453
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,160
If I'd had the baby,
then you never would have left.
454
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,280
You would have...
455
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,560
Try telling that to Debbie.
456
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,160
No. Why?
457
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,720
Well, we've got two kids,
haven't we, and we're separated.
458
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,040
I thought you knew that.
459
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,400
No.
460
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,760
I thought that's why you'd come.
461
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,840
No.
462
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,960
Thought Carla told you.
463
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,760
Assumed you wanted another go
on the good horse Craig.
464
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,880
I always liked how your low
self-confidence made you do stuff.
465
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,120
What will you be having?
466
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,800
Nothing.
467
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,800
DOOR OPENS
468
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,120
Human sight has many gaps.
It's over, Sara.
469
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:27,960
The pupil darts around quickly,
taking in information
470
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,040
and the spaces in-between,
the brain makes up
471
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,720
based on what was there last time
or what should be there.
472
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,040
Our brain fills the gaps
with what we expect to see.
473
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,400
It's over, Sara.
474
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,360
I can't do this.
475
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:47,360
Our eyes, as I'm sure you're aware,
are easily tricked.
476
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,600
We don't really know people.
Not all of it. Not everything.
477
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,720
We fill in a lot of gaps
by ourselves,
478
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,960
which is the most poetic way
I can tell you that
479
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,240
your ex was always a dick.
You just didn't notice.
480
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,120
MARIACHI BAND PLAYS
481
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,600
MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY
482
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,360
Are you following me?
What are you doing here?
483
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,640
Shower's free.
I'll stick the kettle on.
484
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:40,960
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
485
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,000
Tea?
486
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,080
Parents should go dormant
like volcanoes
487
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,840
and not continue exploding
all over my life!
488
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,720
What is it you're running here, Mum?
Some kind of sex cult?
489
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,680
How is this my fault?
How is everything always my fault?
490
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,600
She's only being fine with it
to prove some point.
491
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,120
This is life, Sara. Get over it.
What is it you're trying to prove?
492
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,720
Can you understand what they're
saying? I'm saying he's married!
493
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,040
Why is he having sleepovers?
494
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,160
I'm married. We can all be married,
Sara. We're adults.
495
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,680
Adulthood is a prison...
WASHING MACHINE WHIRS
496
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,880
..for children who didn't die.
497
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,840
Oh, you look lovely, sweetheart.
498
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,520
She looks like Judas.
499
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,920
Oh, dear.
Dad, she's younger than me!
500
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,920
Loads of people are
younger than you.
501
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,520
I was planning to wear that
to the wedding.
502
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,240
It's a fertility cloak.
503
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,280
You've gone too far.
504
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,960
I think we all need to relax, hmm?
505
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,720
Marijuana?
506
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,160
I'm going.
507
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:54,360
What about some nice, relaxing
Linda McCartney sausages? Mm.
508
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,600
DOOR SLAMS
509
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,880
SHE SIGHS
510
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,280
WHISPERING: Hi.
Why are you whispering?
511
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,800
Erm, Lucy's asleep.
She's in a lot of pain still.
512
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,880
Why?
513
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Oh. She had it done?
514
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,680
Did it go all right? Is she OK?
515
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,640
Yeah. Are you OK?
516
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,120
It's not about me.
I just want her to be happy.
517
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,600
Pah.
518
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,840
Excuse me, but, pah.
519
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,800
Happy? What happy person chooses to
be cut open for no medical reason?
520
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,040
I don't know.
I don't understand it, but...
521
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,920
Happy people don't behave like that.
522
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,400
But I'm over it. It's done.
523
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,800
Who cares what we think, eh?
524
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,320
When she wakes up,
tell her dad's been getting it on
525
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,880
with a girl in her 20s and
I'm going to have him deported.
526
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,680
RECEDING FOOTSTEPS
527
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,680
SHE GROANS
528
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,240
Who was that?
529
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080
It was, erm...
530
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,000
I want to cancel the wedding.
531
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,160
JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
532
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,720
♪ Light hits a prism
and splits as it slows
533
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,200
♪ Just as life is a prism
534
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,080
♪ And that's how it goes
Oh, that's how it goes
535
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,360
♪ But there's babies
ever-growing every day
536
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,400
♪ Cells multiplying
in every single way
537
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,200
♪ Except the cell that
we're trapped in
538
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,560
♪ That cell shrinks with us
539
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,960
♪ Schwinks, schounce, bo-oh. ♪
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