Original subtitles

Many years ago, animals and humans

lived together in joyful harmony.

But then, a wicked trickster called

High Roller fooled the animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until an army of heroes

came together to protect the humans and end the war--

Lin Chung, Jumpy Ghostface, Mystique Sonia, Mighty Ray.

This is "Hero: 108."

I'm counting on you to set a good example as a leader

of First Squad, Lin Chung

[grunt]

We need to get this place squared away top

to bottom before Commander ApeTrully's

official inspection.

I want to see a spit shine on those alert chimes, Mystique

Sonia.

I'm a hero, not a janitor.

Mighty Ray, First Squad, pre-inspection inspection.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Ah.

[tsking] Unacceptable.

Blah.

This table is completely unsanitary.

Bleh.

Yeah, it is now.

All right, people.

We're going to keep at it until we get this done right.

Maybe if somebody would pitch in and lend a hand.

What's that supposed to mean?

Are you implying I don't pull my weight around here?

Oh, I'll foot wrestle you right here and now.

I-- I just meant it's unfair.

Unfair?

I'll tell you what's unfair.

A young warrior cursed in the prime of his life.

That's unfair.

Oh no.

If my hands are freed, I can't stop from tickling myself.

[laughing]

My apologies, Mighty Ray.

I just get frustrated sometimes about my hand situation.

Perhaps, I could be of service.

Woo, the squad is in double time cleaning mode,

and we don't need any of your inventions

cluttering up the place.

Ah.

But this isn't just any invention.

It's the one that will cure your problem once and for all.

Really?

You mean I could finally control my own hands again?

Oh, it's been so long.

A scientific cure for a mystical curse?

Is this wise?

We will never know unless we try.

[yelling]

Well, I don't feel any different.

Yes, but seeing will be believing.

My hands.

The curse.

No tickling.

I'm free.

Woo, you're a genius.

We are all very happy for you, Mr. No Hands.

Hey, we can't call you Mr. No Hands anymore.

You'll need a new name, something cool and awesome,

like Mighty Ray.

How about Mr. Yes Hands?

[sigh]

OK.

OK.

I'm just warming up.

All this place needs is a little elbow grease.

[humming]

Ooh.

Shiny.

[humming] Whoops.

Oh well.

Perhaps, you should take it easy, Mr. No Hands.

Shh.

The more he cleans, the less I have to.

First Squad, the Zebra Brothers are

terrorizing a nearby village and must be stopped.

First Squad, deploy.

Go.

Your hands?

Is something wrong?

What?

Oh.

Oh.

No.

No.

Of course not.

Just itching for battle.

That's all.

How about Mr. 10 Digit Dominator?

Or wait.

Wait.

How about the warrior formerly known as--

First Squad losers.

Luring you here was so easy.

You're so predictable.

With your "let's protect innocent humans" thing.

And now, we will defeat you once and for all.

Oh yeah?

You and what army?

How about this one?

Sorry I asked.

The legendary Terracotta Army.

[chuckle] That's right, Lin Chump.

They're invincible and completely under our control.

Warriors destroy First Squad.

On my signal.

Finally, a chance to get my hands dirty again.

Wooyah.

[grunting]

Don't just stand there.

Plenty of fight to go around.

[groaning]

I am Mighty Ray.

Fear my eyeballs.

[chattering]

Ugh.

Looks like I'm going to need a lot more bananas.

Jumpy, attack!

[flapping tongue]

Whoa.

Our attacks are ineffective against their hardened clay

bodies.

We need a new strategy.

[grunt]

Which one of you dirtbags ordered the knuckle sandwich?

Hey, Mr. No Hands is using his hands.

Oh, now way.

He should have to change his name.

[grunt]

What kind of soldiers aren't entranced by my beauty?

They're made of dirt.

That's no excuse.

Hyah.

Hyah.

Blah.

Terracotta tongue.

Blah.

[grunting]

Uh.

Hey.

Thank you, Lin Chung.

Mr. No Hands, your attacks are increasingly undisciplined.

Must smash.

Must bash.

Ow.

This is like punching brick walls.

Ow.

Wish there was a way to soften these guys up.

[gasp]

Perhaps, there is.

Mighty Ray, take out the rice paddy berms.

The what?

The dirt dams holding back the water in the rice paddies.

[gulp]

[chattering]

Ugh.

My favorite shoes.

Ha.

Invincible warrior, my eye.

Your name is mud.

[grunt]

Our warriors have gone soft.

Do something.

Smash.

Smash.

[screaming]

Smash.

Smash!

We're not afraid of you.

I am.

[grunting]

[babbling]

Ooh.

I almost feel sorry for those guys.

[yelling]

We give.

We give.

We give.

We give.

[groaning]

Mr. No Hands is out of control.

He makes Master High Roller seem like a kitty cat.

Let's get out of here.

I do not wish to harm you, my friend.

[flapping tongue]

[yelling]

[babbling]

Defeating an enemy is one thing, but your continued brutality

toward a surrendered enemy dishonors

a hero of your stature.

Lin Chung, I can't stop myself.

My hands have a mind of their own.

Take me down for the good of the squad.

Very well.

This ends now.

Kerblah.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[groaning]

First Squad, wrap it up.

[panting]

I'd shake your hands for setting me straight,

but maybe it's better if I don't.

Maybe Woo the Wise can come up with a different cure

for your wild hands problem.

Negative.

This old warrior has learned that no quick fix

can solve an old problem.

What's the matter, Might Ray?

You're back to being just Mr. No Hands.

And right when I had figured out the perfect new name for you,

Mr. Mega Armed and Dangerous.

[groaning]

[sigh]

What a waste.