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Hey, sexy.
Hi.
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I love that dress.
Of course you do, Lorenzo.
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You made it.
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Hi, sweetie.
Hey, guys.
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Oh, there you are.
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Lena.
Hi.
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You've done it again.
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Well, it's all for you, Bradlee.
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Gotta mingle.
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Oh, the girls are by the pool.
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MAN:
Well, well, well,
Lena.
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So where's this
sexy boy toy of yours hiding?
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I didn't know you were
a football fan, Patrick.
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I've never watched a game.
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I'm just a big fan
of his old underwear ads.
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Well, he's probably
just getting out of the shower.
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Let me go hurry his ass up.
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Hi.
Hey, babe.
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ANNOUNCER:
Start of the fourth quarter,
Owens will throw.
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He's got Brown wide open!
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You have got to be
kidding me.
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Honey,
just lemme finish the game,
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I'll take ya to the movies.
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Take me to the movies?
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Hello!
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There's a huge party going on
downstairs.
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Remember the catering trucks
and the valet parkers?
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Oh, shit, I forgot.
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I'll tell you
what you should forget about.
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Football.
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Because it's forgotten
all about you.
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Now, you're going to
put this outfit on
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that I bought you...
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drag your drunken ass
downstairs...
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and mingle with my clients
like a good boy.
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Who am I? Elton John?
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I ain't wearin' that shit.
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Yes, you are.
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I'm not your trained monkey,
honey.
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No.
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You're much more expensive
than that.
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But I tell ya what.
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If you're not downstairs
in five minutes...
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I'm gonna throw you
outta my bed...
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outta my house...
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and outta my life.
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Then you're gonna have to pay
for your own bananas.
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I'm just so mad at you
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'cause you're not
wearin' my gift.
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Gift?
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What gift?
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It's like a I-love-you gift.
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I left it in the closet for you.
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Really?
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Paul, I'm so excited.
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I can't believe you did this.
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Where'd you put it?
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In the back, on the right.
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Paul? Paul, what are you doing?
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I think we need
some alone time, honey,
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so I'm gonna go take a cruise
in your Bentley.
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Don't you dare take my car,
you drunken bastard!
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I own you!
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I love you.
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( Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Saturday
Night Special" playing )
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LENA:
Somebody please
open this damn door!
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Lena?
Patrick?
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Lena?
Patrick.
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What happened to you?
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He locked me in the closet
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and left me to die.
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Oh, my God, he is deranged!
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He thinks he can mess with me.
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WOMAN: 911.
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* It's a
Saturday Night Special *
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( siren wailing )
Oh, man.
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Here come the party poopers.
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* Ain't good for nothin' *
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* But put a man
Six feet in a hole *
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( police radio chatter )
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Well, well, well.
I'll be damned.
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If it isn't Paul Crewe.
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So, what did I do wrong?
Was I driving poorly?
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Nope. Nope.
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This car was reported stolen.
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No, no, no.
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It's actually
my girlfriend's car.
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Shit happens.
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Shit does happen.
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I mean, look what happened
to your ears.
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( Paul chortles )
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I gotta ask you somethin'.
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Does he get XM Radio with those?
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Actually, they get
a couple of channels.
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( chuckling )
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( laughing )
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It's Paul Crewe.
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Another question,
though.
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Santa Claus.
What's he like?
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( Paul laughing )
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Boy, I hate to arrest
a public figure like yourself,
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but, hell, I don't think you got
too many endorsement deals
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to worry about, now do ya?
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Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo.
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Don't get short with me.
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( quietly ):
That was good.
I mean, he's good.
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Man.
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I hope you got
a lotta money
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for that game
you threw,
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'cause that was
the most pathetic thing
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I ever saw.
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Now, step outta
the vehicle, Mr. Crewe.
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Don't you think
I should pull the car over more?
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I could get sideswiped.
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You're slurrin' your words
a bit there, Paul.
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You been drinkin'
tonight?
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Absolutely not.
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Now, could you do me a favor?
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Hold this beer
while I back it up.
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( Jet's "Are You
Gonna Be My Girl" playing )
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Hey, you can finish
that one.
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I got five more.
Take care, guys.
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( tires squealing )
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We got a 3-94 in progress.
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( laughing )
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( sirens wailing )
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( horns honking )
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Okay, remain calm. How ya doin'?
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What's up?! What's up?!
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What's up?
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( laughing )
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ANCHORWOMAN:
What you are watching
is live footage
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of a vehicle,
apparently stolen,
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being pursued by police.
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We're receiving word now
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that the driver
of that vehicle
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is former
Pittsburgh football star
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Paul Crewe.
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Crewe, you might remember,
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was the only man
ever to be indicted
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on federal
racketeering charges...
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for shaving points
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in a professional
football game,
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although it was
never fully proven.
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PAUL:
Yeah!
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( cell phone rings )
Yello.
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Do not get
one more scratch on my car
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or I will slit your throat.
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See, that's our problem,
sweetie.
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You care about this car
more than you do us.
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And how'd you even know
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there was a scratch
on this baby?
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Because I am watching you on TV,
as is the whole country.
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Once again,
you are proving to everyone
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what a worthless
piece of shit you are.
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Wow.
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Well, I hope they like this.
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( brakes screech )
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( helicopter whirring overhead )
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Hey, Lena!
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I think we should start
seein' other people!
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( laughing )
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I think I'm in love.
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Good news, boys,
I didn't spill my beer.
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SANCHEZ:
Without question,
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Crewe's five-year federal
probation for point shaving
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has been
severely violated tonight.
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The future of this
once-great football star
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looks very dark indeed.
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( mellow folk guitar
theme playing )
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( whistling )
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Long way
from the big city,
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huh, superstar?
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Stayin' with the times
around here, huh?
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Ain't she
buh-you-tuh-ful.
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Home sweet home, boy.
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Get on your feet.
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( grunts )
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You're one lucky
son of a bitch, Crewe.
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Is that right?
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That's right.
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See, the warden
loves his football.
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Fact, he was on
the winnin' side
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of your little thing.
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Well, tell him
congratulations.
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But I wasn't.
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Welcome to Allenville.
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Thank you, sergeant.
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I'll take it
from here.
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Afternoon, inmate Crewe.
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Yeah.
Come on.
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Warden wants to see you.
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Let's do it.
Move it.
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( Lee, Jacob and Church's
"Stomp" playing )
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* My niggas
We don't stomp *
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* 'Cause we be goin' through
The players go in *
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* The haters go lose
Sendin' in the *
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* Dope roller, blunt smoker
Dope choker *
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* Fo, fo
Two honeys poker *
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* Polo sporter
Bet I poke her *
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* Game shooter
High pointster *
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* Aim through the
Do the singer... *
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( gate buzzes )
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I used to play a little
college ball myself.
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Down at the University
of Miami.
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I bet a lotta your old teammates
are locked up in here.
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Ah, no inmates
from my playing days.
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Couple of guards,
though.
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See, we got us
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a fine
prison guard league down here.
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It's like a...
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company softball team.
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Now, the warden...
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he's gonna ask you to help out.
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Okay. With what?
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( groans loudly )
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( Paul coughing )
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PAUL:
That wasn't nice.
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( panting )
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When the warden
asks you...
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what are you
gonna say?
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Yes?
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( groans )
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You're gonna
tell him "no."
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Ya got it?
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You're gonna tell the warden
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that you want nothin' to do
with his football fantasies.
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Not in my back yard.
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'Cause the warden
don't run this prison.
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I do.
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Ya understand?
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Not entirely.
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( groans )
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( moaning )
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Okay.
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I feel ya, dog.
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I feel ya.
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( knocking )
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Paul "Wrecking" Crewe.
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I don't get to say this
to my new guests very often,
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but it's an honor
to have you here
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at this institution.
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It's an honor to be
locked up here, sir.
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( chuckles )
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Oh, well, this is
Errol Dandridge.
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Colonel Sanders been
eatin' his own chicken.
247
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,059
HAZEN:
He's my political advisor.
248
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,294
See, I've been approached
249
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,096
by several very
influential people
250
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,363
wonderin' if I'd be
interested
251
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,799
in standin'
for governor.
252
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,067
They see
the way I run this prison,
253
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,304
think maybe I should
run this state.
254
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,908
Only with less
sodomy, right?
255
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,212
( chuckles )
256
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,280
Hopefully none.
257
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,949
Sorry.
258
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,953
Now, there are two things
we take very seriously
259
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,654
here in the state of Texas.
260
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,989
Prison...
261
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,858
and football.
262
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,960
We play
a little of the latter here.
263
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,829
The warden is too modest
to admit
264
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,597
that his team is rather good.
265
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,233
But not good enough.
266
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,702
Five years since
our last championship.
267
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,571
Five years.
268
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,541
Now, I've worked real hard,
pulled strings,
269
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,344
called in quite a few favors
to get you here, Paul.
270
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,647
Now, why would you
go and do that?
271
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,982
Because I am convinced
272
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,317
that you can get us
back on track.
273
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,821
I haven't
played football
274
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,022
in I don't know
how long.
275
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,924
I don't really want to.
276
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,759
You wouldn't be
playin', Paul.
277
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,061
Just consultin'.
278
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,929
Anyone who was once
the Most Valuable Player
279
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,397
of the National
Football League
280
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,067
must have a great deal
of expertise to offer.
281
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,971
Captain, what would you say
to Mr. Crewe lookin' in,
282
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,639
givin' us the benefit
of his experience?
283
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,808
Oh, I think
that's a real good idea, warden.
284
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,878
We can use
all the help we can get.
285
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:34,414
Well, then,
it's all settled.
286
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,849
What you say, Paul?
287
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,851
I appreciate the offer,
288
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,253
but I'm gonna
have to pass.
289
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,127
Now, I can assure you
290
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,629
that your time here
will be a whole lot easier
291
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,531
if you just participate.
292
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,502
I just wanna do my time
and go home.
293
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,170
Nothin' else.
294
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,809
If you'll excuse us, Mr. Crewe.
295
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,946
Captain Knauer,
you can stay.
296
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,052
Sit down!
297
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:16,924
I used to love
your underwear commercials.
298
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,158
( Hazen shouting )
299
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,927
Thank you very much.
300
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,661
My ex-husband wore
301
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,731
the same brand
of tighty whities.
302
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,666
He didn't fill 'em out
303
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,736
quite as well as you, though.
304
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,971
Special effects.
305
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,472
Hollywood.
306
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,773
Not all me.
307
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,443
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
308
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,845
HAZEN:
Well, then,
get him enthusiastic,
309
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,480
damn it!
310
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,015
Come on, get up.
311
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,483
How'd it go
in there?
312
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,684
We all set now?
313
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,954
Oh, yeah, we're real tight.
314
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,158
( loud thump, Paul groans )
315
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:54,361
( mellow folk guitar
theme playing )
316
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:02,369
Only the finest for you,
superstar.
317
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,437
( laughs )
318
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,976
I was just playin'.
319
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,349
INMATE:
I ain't gonna
forget you, Crewe.
320
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,485
INMATE 2:
Hey, yo, you owe me money
on that game, punk!
321
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,387
Better watch yourself,
Mr. Football!
322
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,289
Bitch!
323
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,360
( growls )
324
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,998
INMATE 3:
Yeah, you better run,
woman.
325
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,466
( inmates chuckling )
326
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,867
Yo, Football.
327
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,670
Take a seat.
328
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,039
Thanks.
329
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,873
You know, I have
never seen one inmate
330
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,242
just walk in here
331
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,178
and be unanimously hated
by the entire population.
332
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,646
I ain't never seen it.
333
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,880
How'd I get so lucky?
334
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,183
You could have robbed banks.
You could have sold crack.
335
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,651
Stole your
grandmama's pension
336
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,719
and nobody would have cared.
337
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,754
But shavin' points
off a football game?
338
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,323
Man, that's just un-American.
339
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,891
You play football?
Me? Nah.
340
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,127
I suck so bad,
341
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,029
they used to pick me
after the white kids.
342
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,363
Used to be mad too.
343
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,564
It's like, "I can't believe
344
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,033
I picked a nigga
that can't play."
345
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,867
Caretaker.
346
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,202
Paul Crewe.
347
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,603
Whatever
your pleasure,
348
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,938
I can facilitate.
349
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,440
You need weed,
you need meth--
350
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,941
Hey, you need Prozac,
I'm your man.
351
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,143
I know how you white boys
352
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,477
always deal
with that depression.
353
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,179
I mean, me personally,
I don't understand
354
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,847
what you white boys
all depressed about.
355
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,016
Hey, you're white. Smile.
356
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,817
And for a small fee,
357
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,653
I can even get you McDonalds.
358
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,355
Really?
Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.
359
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,822
My man Cheeseburger Eddy
got the hookup.
360
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,092
PAUL: Cheeseburger Eddy?
CARETAKER: That's right.
361
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,293
We can get
our McFlurry on.
362
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,528
CHEESEBURGER EDDY:
Enjoy it, fat man.
363
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,664
What about the love
of a beautiful woman?
364
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,632
Well, you're gonna have to
lower your standards
365
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,902
on the beautiful part
and on the woman part.
366
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,804
ALL:
Hey.
367
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,174
Let's just stick
with the cheeseburgers.
368
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,508
Oh, they ugly now,
369
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,643
but in eight months,
he gonna look like Beyoncé.
370
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,245
No, thanks.
371
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,646
Now, here's
the most important part.
372
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,148
You can't
let these guys scare you.
373
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,349
You can't let 'em punk you.
374
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,684
'Cause if you do that,
375
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,552
you gonna end up
bein' somebody's bitch.
376
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,753
Don't want that.
377
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,291
Thanks for the advice.
378
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,930
Hey. Let me take
that tray out for you.
379
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,599
I ain't done eating yet.
380
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,735
Oh, you're not?
I'll give it back to you, then.
381
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,337
You're dead!
382
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,606
( inmates shouting )
383
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,415
Hornet's Nest!
384
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,291
( trays clattering )
385
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,229
Everybody stay down.
386
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,164
Stay quiet!
387
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,670
Come on, Crewe,
get up.
388
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,739
Get up, superstar.
389
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,040
Yes, sir.
390
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,443
You think you can do
anything you want around here,
391
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,678
don't ya? Well,
you are no different
392
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,182
than any other piece of shit
that calls this place home.
393
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,550
Really?
394
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,219
These guys think
you're a dumb redneck too?
395
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,420
( inmates laugh )
396
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,622
Ooh, girl,
that's your new boo.
397
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,898
You better cut that shit out.
It's gettin' old.
398
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,334
That's gonna cost ya.
399
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,236
Lookin' forward to it.
400
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,876
( mellow folk guitar
theme playing )
401
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,791
Wake up,
Sleepin' Beauty.
402
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,929
DUNHAM:
Hey, superdick.
403
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,499
Warden's wonderin'
if your stay in the hotbox
404
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,034
has changed your mind.
405
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,169
How long have I been in here?
406
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,471
One week.
407
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,840
Wanna go for two? Huh?
408
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,376
( chuckles )
409
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,678
( grunting )
410
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,849
PAUL:
How'd you find
these guys, anyways?
411
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,150
HAZEN:
Recruitment, boy.
412
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,918
When college stars
don't get drafted,
413
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,220
they need a place to go.
414
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,757
A job, money, security.
415
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:54,527
Who drank all
the damn Gatorade?!
416
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,562
Damn it!
417
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,397
And apparently steroids.
418
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,698
Look, seems like
you got
419
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,099
all the talent
you'd want.
420
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401
So why do you need me?
421
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,102
Well, now, you might find this
hard to believe,
422
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,004
but there's some folks
here in the prison league
423
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,474
don't care for me very much.
You, warden?
424
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,709
Yeah, well, they thought
it might be amusing
425
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,378
to schedule the defending
league champs
426
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,546
as our first game. And me?
427
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,515
Well, I thought
an old pro like yourself
428
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,084
might have some
training camp tricks, drills,
429
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,486
insights to offer up.
430
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,621
Give us the competitive edge.
431
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,089
All right.
432
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,424
Relatively simple.
433
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,892
Ya need a tune-up game.
434
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,093
A tune-up game?
435
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,861
Yeah. In college
we'd start every season
436
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,398
against Appalachian State
or some slack Division II team.
437
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,965
Kick the livin' shit
out of 'em.
438
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,001
Get their confidence up.
439
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,937
Ya know somethin', Paul?
440
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,506
You've just given me
an inspiration.
441
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,740
That's great. What?
442
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,208
You're gonna
assemble a team
443
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,643
to play the first game
against us.
444
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:47,347
And you, Mr. Crewe,
are gonna be the quarterback.
445
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,948
I don't think so.
446
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,283
Lemme tell you somethin'.
447
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,618
In my prison,
448
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,553
to get along,
you gotta go along.
449
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,822
I just wanna do my three years
and be done.
450
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,991
Three years is before
you assaulted Captain Knauer.
451
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,793
Now, you could
be with us
452
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,530
for a very long time,
Mr. Crewe.
453
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,066
Fine, I'll do it.
454
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,369
Good choice.
455
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,439
But, one condition, though.
456
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,706
Gotta promise me
457
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,442
to keep Captain Knauer
off my back.
458
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,643
HAZEN:
It's a deal.
459
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,944
Now, you got four weeks
460
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,579
to assemble a team
and train 'em.
461
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,213
What, are we gonna have
a half-hour a day
462
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,849
to practice
with a Nerf ball?
463
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,517
Oh, I'll make sure
my boys allow you
464
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,653
sufficient freedom,
within these walls,
465
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,055
to get your team
in shape.
466
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,325
What's this?
467
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:36,128
"Foot...ball
tree...outs."
468
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,664
What the hell
is a "tree-out"?
469
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,699
"Tryout,"
ya half a meatball.
470
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,468
Hey, what's this football
thing about, man?
471
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,035
Crewe's gettin'
a team together.
472
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,236
To play against who?
473
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,439
The guards.
474
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,640
Now, I don't know about y'all,
475
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,342
but I occasionally
have the impulse
476
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,111
to physically assault one of our
finer correctional officers.
477
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,346
Yeah?
478
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,881
Well, how the hell
we gonna get to do that?
479
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:58,451
Just show up at the "tree-outs,"
ya big, dumb bitch.
480
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,820
Do the girls
get to play?
481
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,490
We're playin' footballs,
not balls-balls.
482
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,891
CHEESEBURGER EDDY:
This is bullshit.
483
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,460
Just another chance
for the guards to beat on us.
484
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,795
Don't you idiots
get it?
485
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,630
We could get
a free shot at the guards.
486
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,098
This is our turn.
487
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,332
We could beat up on them.
488
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,001
We could kill them.
489
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,870
INMATE 1: Kill 'em.
INMATE 2: Kill 'em.
490
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:26,879
You know MVP
sold his own teammates out.
491
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:30,817
What do ya think
he's gonna do to you fools?
492
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,385
And that's the truth.
493
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,987
With some cheese on it.
494
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,356
There ain't no meat loaf
between these buns.
495
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,158
Yo, man,
that's my flier, man!
496
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,760
I worked hard on it! Ya see?
497
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,730
He ran like a little bitch,
right? You saw that, right?
498
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,365
Yo, team needs you.
Team needs you.
499
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,567
You sh--
You come to the tr--
500
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,935
Come to the tree-outs.
501
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:52,639
( mellow guitar theme playing )
502
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,576
Crappy field,
shit-ass equipment.
503
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,777
Hey, man,
at least we got
504
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,580
some world-class players
over there.
505
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,785
INMATES:
Forty-five.
506
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,554
Forty-six.
507
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,022
Forty-seven.
508
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,357
He might make the team.
509
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,559
Well, if we
gotta cut him,
510
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,960
you're doin' it.
511
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,895
Forty-nine.
512
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,297
Fifty.
513
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,632
All right, man.
Good job, man.
514
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,033
Well, well, well.
515
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,401
You a football player?
516
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,670
Oh, no.
517
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,204
I never played no football,
mister.
518
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,039
So, what happened?
You read the flier,
519
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,641
thought it looked
like some fun?
520
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,076
Oh, I can't read.
521
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,244
Oh, don't worry.
Readin's for rich people.
522
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,013
Just so you know,
523
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,682
we're puttin' together
a football team.
524
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,450
Love you to join.
525
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,885
Will you teach me
to football?
526
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,352
Sure we'll teach you
to football.
527
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,988
Won't we, Caretaker?
528
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,023
Hey, I'll teach ya anything.
Just don't eat me.
529
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,224
( laughing )
530
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,425
Okay.
531
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,461
( laughing )
532
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,030
Down, Shrek. Down!
533
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,231
( whistle blows )
534
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,733
PAUL: Okay, bring it in.
535
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,402
Whoever's tryin' out
for the team, wake up.
536
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,104
Can ya give a brother
a little hustle?
537
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,872
PAUL: Very good.
538
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,541
For those of you
who don't know who I am,
539
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,142
I'm Paul Crewe.
540
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:06,513
I'm gonna be your coach,
your captain, your quarterback.
541
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:09,015
You haven't played in years.
Why can't I be quarterback, huh?
542
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,617
You're right.
Let's see what you got.
543
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,619
All right.
Hit me, I'm open.
544
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,153
Hike, hike! Hike!
545
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,855
That's why. Now, sit down
and shut up.
546
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:18,791
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
Question:
547
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,028
Any of you gentlemen
ever play football before?
548
00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:24,196
Ya did? Where?
Kansas State.
549
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,666
Are you shittin' me?
For Coach Snyder?
550
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,735
Nah. Kansas State Prison.
551
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,037
Now I hear they have
552
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,540
the softest mattresses
out there.
553
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,907
Yeah, they do.
Not as soft as the ones
554
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,909
at West Texas
Mental Institution.
555
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:37,977
Really?
556
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,612
Let's finish
this conversation later.
557
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,881
For now, I wanna see
what ya got out there.
558
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,384
Uh, we'll grade 'em
on a scale of one to ten.
559
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,653
PAUL: Move it!
560
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,054
Hustle, hustle,
hustle!
561
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,321
Give these guys sixes.
562
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,757
Give these guys fives.
563
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:53,593
Good. Good. Give 'em threes.
564
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,128
Very nice!
565
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,564
Aren't we
missin' somebody?
566
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,265
Where's
the Kansas State guy?
567
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,133
* Sittin' in a nest
Of bad men *
568
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,903
You assholes
better not cut me!
569
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,405
I'm still on this team!
570
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:07,674
Negative two.
571
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,076
All right,
go with negative two.
572
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,343
Hey!
573
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,479
Somebody bring me a Diet Coke!
574
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,015
Let's do this!
That's it!
575
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,918
Five.
576
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,587
Good. Seven.
577
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:21,854
Stupid tire!
578
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,790
You're a frickin' tire!
579
00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,257
You think
you're better than me?!
580
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,393
I'll kick your ass!
581
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:29,161
Three.
582
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,264
And a half?
583
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,734
Yeah. That's better.
584
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,435
Okay. Good.
585
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:39,238
( whistle blows )
INMATE: Yeah. There ya go, man.
586
00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:40,506
Four.
587
00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:41,708
( blows whistle )
588
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,909
( grunts )
589
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,011
Five. I don't know.
I go.
590
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:48,280
CARETAKER:
Come on, Switowski!
591
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,982
Daddy!
592
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,420
Oh, man! Did you see that?
593
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,255
He got it
off the hinge.
594
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:57,456
I think that's a 10.
595
00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,991
Let's go with a 10.
596
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,192
I'm sorry.
597
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:02,494
I brokeded your toy.
598
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:03,730
No, that's a good thing.
599
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:04,964
You should have
a victory hug
600
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,999
with Caretaker.
What?
601
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:09,268
What you talkin' 'bout, man?
602
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,170
Hey!
603
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,873
Asshole!
604
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,708
Okay, fellas,
it's pretty simple.
605
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,943
You do a buttonhook.
606
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,377
The rest of you guys
block for me.
607
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,578
I'll take care of the rest.
608
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,748
Okay?
On "go." On "go."
609
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,016
Ready? Break!
610
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,087
We'll work on that.
611
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,189
Okay, half speed
on this one, guys.
612
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,725
Slow and easy.
613
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:35,161
Ready?! Go!
614
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,170
Oh! Stop it!
615
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,311
Stop the violence!
616
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:55,014
Can't we all get along?!
617
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,751
( screeches )
618
00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,825
Hey, Paul.
Unger.
619
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:08,094
Team's lookin' great.
Oh, yeah.
620
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:09,929
So are you.
Yep. Workin' on it.
621
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,531
The blood of the guards
is gonna flow
622
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,467
like the rivers
of ancient Babylon.
623
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,703
That's good news.
624
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:19,038
Unger, you're the man.
625
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,008
Good job today.
You're all startin' to look
626
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,542
really sharp out there.
627
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,611
Yeah.
See ya tomorrow.
628
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,313
We're gonna suck.
629
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,348
Yeah. No doubt about it.
630
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,753
( mellow folk guitar
theme playing )
631
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,297
You look like you could
use a little help.
632
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:49,702
No offense, my man, but, uh,
you're a little...seasoned.
633
00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,103
"Seasoned"?
634
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:53,005
I'm not askin' to play.
I'll coach.
635
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,673
I'm Nate Scarborough.
636
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,043
Nate Scarborough?
637
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:59,912
The Heisman Trophy winner
from Oklahoma?
638
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:04,050
The inmate from Cellblock D.
639
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:07,754
But about a hundred years ago,
when I could run and gun...
640
00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:10,757
yeah, I was a Sooner then.
641
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,658
I heard you were dead.
642
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:13,860
No, I ain't dead.
643
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,562
I've been right here, rotting.
644
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:20,733
Waiting for a chance to get back
at those sadistic guards.
645
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:23,669
Waiting. For this.
646
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:26,072
Well, coach, as you can see,
we don't exactly have
647
00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,673
the cream of the crop
to work with here.
648
00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:28,941
Well, what are we
gonna do?
649
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,242
How are we gonna
find players?
650
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,945
How'd they get ya
to go to Florida State?
651
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,947
They recruited me.
652
00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,217
I'll get the strippers.
653
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,752
Heh.
654
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,354
HAZEN:
Well, now, Lindsay,
655
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,656
this isn't about credit
or congratulations.
656
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:45,958
This is about givin' men
657
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,827
who've made mistakes
in their lives
658
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,029
an opportunity
to rise above themselves.
659
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:53,432
To move beyond
the bars of containment.
660
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:54,834
Say what?
661
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:58,137
Oh! What I would do to you.
662
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,474
Meow.
663
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,977
( mellow folk guitar
theme playing )
664
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,617
Yeah.
Nice boot, skin man.
665
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,352
Hey, Crewe, why does he
get to be the kicker?
666
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:16,155
I was All-State, man.
Let's see what you got.
667
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,057
That's why, you dumbass.
668
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,026
Just go do some laps.
669
00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:21,928
I heard you boys
needed to see me.
670
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,163
NATE:
Yeah. I want ya to meet Skitchy.
671
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,164
Hey, dog.
672
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,833
Check that building
over there.
673
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:29,301
They keep all the records
in the basement.
674
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,703
He's been here so long,
he knows where everything is.
675
00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:34,106
That ain't necessarily
a good thing, is it?
676
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,441
I had a parole date
in '86.
677
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,743
But I got in a tussle
with a guard and...
678
00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:39,745
One punch and it went away.
679
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:41,247
Twenty extra years
for one punch?
680
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:43,816
Well, unfortunately for him,
the guard he punched
681
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,818
just happens to be
the warden now.
682
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,854
Oh, shit. Warden Hazen?
683
00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:49,255
"Oh, shit" is right.
684
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,123
( shouting )
685
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,559
Fight in the yard.
Send backup.
686
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,361
Right on time.
687
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,562
Let's do it.
688
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,364
Let's do it.
689
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,202
Ain't you guys glad
690
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,770
you got a black man
for a friend?
691
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,172
Hell, yeah.
692
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:08,107
Come on.
693
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,983
NATE:
Hazen has a rating system
for every con.
694
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,417
What's three stars?
695
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:21,587
The more prone to violence
that the inmate is,
696
00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,689
the more stars he gets.
697
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,191
Five stars is the max.
698
00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,026
I didn't know that.
699
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,095
Let's see how many stars
my maniacal ass got.
700
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,164
Wow.
701
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,633
Half a star?
That's gotta be a mistake.
702
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,035
Check it again. Check it again.
703
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,170
You're about as maniacal
as a boxful of kittens.
704
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,838
Come on, that's not funny, man.
705
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,274
I'm gonna have to stab somebody
or somethin'. Get my rep up.
706
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,543
Why don't we have
a maniacal pillow fight tonight.
707
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,744
That could get it up some.
708
00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:46,946
SKITCHY: Yeah.
709
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,347
We can sell it to pay-per-view.
710
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,717
Superstar Versus Half-A-Star.
711
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,785
Why don't you shut up
before I slit your throat
712
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,254
and watch the dust
come out.
713
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,189
Come on, guys,
we only got a couple minutes.
714
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,958
How 'bout this guy?
715
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,159
Damn, this fool
got the chair
716
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:02,061
three times,
ain't died yet.
717
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:03,930
Well, we may not have
the most talented team,
718
00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:06,498
but we will definitely
have the meanest.
719
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,400
( aggressive guitar theme
playing )
720
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,269
( gate buzzes )
721
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,309
( buzzes )
722
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,229
( thudding, man grunting )
723
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,868
What's he
doin' that for?
724
00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:45,571
'Cause he's a freak.
725
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,772
Hey, Sasquatch!
726
00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:48,507
Someone's here
to see ya!
727
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,943
Not too smart
on your part.
728
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:56,215
Hey.
729
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,684
How's the headbangin'
comin'?
730
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:03,555
You're bleeding.
Just so you know.
731
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:05,958
People have told me
732
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,294
that you and I
look a lot alike,
733
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:10,862
so I wanted
to see for myself.
734
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,064
( bellows )
735
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,500
I'm gonna take a piss.
736
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,136
You scared him away,
dumbshit.
737
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,937
( laughs )
738
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,939
( guard mimics
bellowing )
739
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,474
( laughing )
740
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,210
PAUL:
You're kiddin'.
741
00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:26,845
Five-star Torres
likes The View?
742
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,447
Naw, just Joy Behar.
743
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,382
The good news is she can
breast-feed standing up.
744
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:33,319
That's it.
( laughs )
745
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,988
Where does she come up
with this shit?
746
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:38,657
I'm a Star Jones man myself.
747
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,226
I love that big bitch.
748
00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:42,328
VIEIRA:
That was, like,
the furthest thing.
749
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,729
BEHAR:
I got married so young,
750
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,364
so, I mean, they weren't
pressuring me,
751
00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:46,832
the society
was pressuring me...
752
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,367
Mr. Torres.
753
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,969
Us convicts are startin' up
a football team.
754
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,804
Not interested.
755
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,640
We're playin' the guards.
756
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,876
Walk away.
757
00:32:57,876 --> 00:32:59,911
Good idea.
758
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,947
PAUL:
0 for 2.
759
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,416
HASSELBECK:
You're puttin' the pressure
on her right now.
760
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,717
Show's over, amigo.
761
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:09,355
I still got 15 minutes
of Joy Behar.
762
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,789
Well, I'm cuttin' you short.
763
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,558
Back to your cell,
764
00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:14,326
asswipe.
765
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,328
TORRES:
Hey, white boy.
766
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:20,566
Cherryhead gonna play?
767
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,434
Yes, he is.
768
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,836
( driving electric-guitar
theme playing )
769
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:28,507
( whistle blows )
770
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,576
Crewe, don't forget,
I'm gonna be open.
771
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,511
Green 40! Hut!
772
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:40,219
Ooh!
Damn!
773
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,420
( snarls )
774
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,089
CARETAKER:
Brucie. Brucie.
775
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,623
You all right?
You breathin'?
776
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,024
I got a bird.
777
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,993
His name is Ronnie.
778
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:49,195
Well, tell Ronnie
779
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,363
you got knocked
the fuck out.
780
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,534
Wow, no bullshit.
781
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,002
Real football?
782
00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,204
Against the guards?
783
00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,538
Full contact.
784
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,640
Captain Knauer
is their quarterback?
785
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,276
Yep.
786
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:06,011
So I get to tackle him.
787
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,413
Yeah. You can either tackle him,
788
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:10,816
or hit him over the head
with that hammer.
789
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:12,718
I wanna hurt him. Not kill him.
790
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,387
CARETAKER:
Let's get out of here before
that thing bites somebody.
791
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,757
All right. We'll see you and
your pet iguana at practice.
792
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,092
( whistle blows )
793
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,827
PAUL: Down, set!
794
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:26,465
Hut! Hut!
795
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,171
Hey!
796
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,806
Hit me!
Get rid of it.
797
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,575
Get rid of it!
798
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,711
He didn't get rid of it.
799
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,180
( whistle blows )
800
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,014
Sacked your ass.
801
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:46,218
Somebody's gotta
get open, guys.
802
00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:47,953
You got hammered
by the hammer.
803
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:49,555
I think I felt it
on my leg.
804
00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:51,089
We gotta get
some speed, man.
805
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,392
Well, what'd you expect?
You got no brothers out there.
806
00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,361
What are you talkin' about?
We got Switowski.
807
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:58,530
Switowski,
that's one brother.
808
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,732
That's a lonely nigger.
This ain't hockey.
809
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:01,933
You want some speed,
810
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,402
you know where to go.
811
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,438
( 21G's "U Should Know"
playing )
812
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:15,681
Hey, yo, check out
this fake Slim Shady, man.
813
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:18,317
I knew
you couldn't resist my shit.
814
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,552
I got the shakes
that'll make you quake.
815
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:23,555
I got the fries
that'll cross your eyes.
816
00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:26,225
I got the burgers that'll--
817
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,595
I just got burgers.
818
00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:30,796
I'm all right.
Thank you.
819
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,698
Just wanted
to talk to you fellas
820
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,234
about possibly joining
the football team.
821
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,535
Aw, hell, no, man.
822
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:37,869
The only game
we'd play with you
823
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,638
is Slap the Point-Shavin'
White Boy
824
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,708
Till He Cries
Like a Baby-Back Bitch.
825
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,544
* Baby-back bitch
Baby-back bitch *
826
00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,145
* Baby-back bitch *
827
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,680
That's a big-ass robot.
828
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,782
Yeah.
829
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,788
You gonna
help me out here?
830
00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,825
Thank you, Half-a-Star.
831
00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,028
Just so you know,
we are playing the guards.
832
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,597
That ain't a team. That's just
a bunch of dumb rednecks
833
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:08,334
givin' themselves excuses
to grab each other.
834
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:11,570
This guy must be
quite the athlete, huh?
835
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,072
You risk bringin' your ass
in the jungle
836
00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:15,741
because you know I am.
837
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:19,211
Yeah, so you'd beat me
in a game of one-on-one, right?
838
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,679
What?!
839
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,448
I think it's time
for you to get steppin'.
840
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,750
How's this, though? One game.
841
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,185
I beat you,
you guys play for the team.
842
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,221
You beat me,
I'll leave ya alone.
843
00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:30,656
Take that deal.
844
00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:31,857
Take that.
845
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,225
Take that, Deac.
846
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,427
INMATE:
This fool ain't nothin'
but a thing, baby.
847
00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:38,264
Ball, dog.
Ball up!
848
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:39,965
Can Crewe play ball?
849
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:41,333
He's a natural athlete.
850
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,734
So's Greg Louganis,
851
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,870
but I betcha he'd get
his ass whupped out here.
852
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,104
Game's 11.
853
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,807
Call your own fouls.
Okay.
854
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,141
Come on, come on.
855
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,010
Give it to him,
Deac!
856
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:56,047
( inmates cheering )
857
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,249
Did I get you?
858
00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:59,017
No, that was clean.
859
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:01,387
He'll be all right.
Call his mama.
860
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:02,788
If I foul ya,
you tell me, dog.
861
00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,222
Okay, baby.
862
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,928
Take this f--
Take this foul.
863
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:15,166
What happened there?
I think it's my ball, right?
864
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,902
All right.
865
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,771
Get up! Get up, Deac!
Come on, Paul!
866
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,972
Calm down.
867
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,675
Now, don't stir up
the brothers, now. Come on.
868
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:29,881
Come on,
Deacon!
869
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:31,883
( clangs )
870
00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,287
Did I get you, dog?
871
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:36,588
Hell, no, baby.
872
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,357
That was clean. Good D.
873
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,758
I thought he didn't
wanna get hurt.
874
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,327
It ain't about
gettin' hurt.
875
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:42,828
It's about pride.
876
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,630
I betcha he's
pretty proud right now.
877
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:47,766
( Public Enemy's "Give It Up"
playing )
878
00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,870
* One, two, three, four *
879
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:55,073
* It's another record, check it
Mad methods *
880
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,908
* To put my brothers
And sisters on a deathbed *
881
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:58,577
* You know he cheated
Took what he wanted *
882
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,912
* And now you blunted *
883
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:03,048
* Suckin' up to the devil
Steppin' down a level *
884
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:05,317
* It's who they fear is you *
885
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,085
( booing )
886
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:10,021
* Yes, and it counts
Fuck the 40 ounce *
887
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:12,824
* I sued them bastards
Yeah, they got bounce *
888
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,926
* I did 'em like a demo
Threw 'em out the window *
889
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:18,129
* I took a 98
'Cause I never liked a limo *
890
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,931
* But pump, pump, pump
Pu-pump, pump it up *
891
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:22,468
It ain't easy bein' cheesy!
892
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,570
* Some ain't gonna change
I got 'em in the range *
893
00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,137
* I gotta rearrange *
894
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,408
* So I'm buildin' back
Your brain *
895
00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:30,709
DEACON:
Did I get you?
896
00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:32,644
Did I get you?
No, I think I'm okay, baby.
897
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,845
I didn't get you,
did I?
898
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,246
* Give it up, give it up *
899
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,882
* Give it up, yo *
900
00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:38,984
* Give it up, give it up
Gotta give it up *
901
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,219
* Give it up, give it up
Give it up, yo *
902
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,988
That's travelin', bitch.
903
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,190
* Give it up, give it up
Give it up, yo *
904
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,960
* Give it up, give it up
Gotta give it up *
905
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,829
* Give it up, give it up
Give it up, now *
906
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,732
* Give it up, give it up
Gotta give it up... *
907
00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:56,802
You keep comin', huh?
908
00:38:56,802 --> 00:38:59,738
Game point, baby.
How you want the game put up?
909
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,380
Foul.
910
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,451
That was a bullshit call!
911
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,523
My court, my ball.
912
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,898
( inmates whooping
and cheering )
913
00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:30,902
All right, y'all.
Let Deac speak!
914
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,604
( men quiet )
915
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:35,106
Nice spankin'
that ass, dog.
916
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:37,943
Now get steppin'.
917
00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,978
Hold up.
918
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,382
Y'all got a runnin' back?
919
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,752
Not any good ones.
920
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,319
No disrespect, Deac...
921
00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:51,423
but any man that can take
that kind of beatin' out here...
922
00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:52,691
I can't wait to see
923
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:55,026
what he can do
in a contact sport.
924
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,529
Shit, I'm in.
925
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,598
Man, give me
that cheeseburger.
926
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:02,233
You actin'
like a real McAsshole.
927
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,435
DEACON: Cheeseburger,
928
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:04,770
he wants to run
with the white boys,
929
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:08,039
we will let him. Let's do this.
930
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,174
Earl Megget.
931
00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:11,677
Well, we didn't get
the whole chocolate bar,
932
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,512
but we got
a Hershey's Kiss.
933
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:15,180
I'll take it.
934
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,315
( whistle blowing )
935
00:40:17,315 --> 00:40:19,551
Let's get this over with,
rookie, I'm starvin'.
936
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:22,588
Fresh meat, boys!
Fresh meat!
937
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,823
PAUL: Down, set!
938
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,625
Battle,
you're a psycho!
939
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,159
Tony,
you're a fat shit!
940
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,828
Hut!
941
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,970
Holy shit!
942
00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:44,209
INMATE:
Get him!
943
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:50,115
( whistle blows )
944
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,950
( chuckles )
945
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,885
PAUL:
Ran right out
of your shoes, huh?
946
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,954
Hey, manager,
don't you think
947
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,455
we can get our new
star running back
948
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,257
a decent pair of cleats?
Yeah.
949
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,293
I think I got a cousin
that drives a truck for Reebok.
950
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,630
It's cool, man. I never
had shoes growin' up noway.
951
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,364
I'll be a'ight for now.
952
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:09,067
Get yo' country ass
back in the huddle.
953
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,036
That boy got some slave feet,
ya see that?
954
00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:13,271
( whistle blows )
955
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,140
Defense! Huddle up over there!
956
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,842
Paul.
957
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,176
Paul.
958
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:19,745
Hey, Ladies. How's it hangin'?
959
00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:22,047
Tell him.
I'm gonna say something to him.
960
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,415
I just wanted to let you know
I am your biggest fan.
961
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:28,053
And I will be cheerin'
my jailhouse boobies off for you
962
00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,420
at game day.
963
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,122
I appreciate that. Thank you.
964
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:33,291
Paul.
965
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:35,661
I appreciate you.
966
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,996
Okay, thanks.
I'm glad to know that.
967
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,598
( giggling )
968
00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,866
Okay, are ya done now?
Huh?
969
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,367
What's wrong wit' you?
970
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:44,302
Jealous 'cause I don't cheer
for you anymore?
971
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,504
I don't know what you're
talkin' about, freak show.
972
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,173
Whatever, back freckles.
973
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:51,276
Oh, yeah, back freckles.
She's makin' up shit now.
974
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,011
I'm gonna get some water.
975
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,581
DANDRIDGE:
That feature interview
976
00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:56,782
worked better than I thought.
977
00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:58,750
I just got off the phone
with ESPN2.
978
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,953
They want to televise
the football game.
979
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:05,624
Guards, cons, Paul Crewe,
it's compelling stuff.
980
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:08,226
Lots of human interest.
Cha-cha-cha.
981
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:10,729
Don't do that in here.
982
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,864
Television.
983
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,934
Dandridge, do you think
that might help my visibility
984
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:18,269
with the registered voters
of this fine state?
985
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,071
Oh, yes.
986
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,043
( ominous rock theme playing )
987
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,279
Come on.
988
00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:39,024
PAPAJOHN:
The freak is back!
989
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,204
Hey, hey. It's me again.
990
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:54,973
( ball clicking )
991
00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:56,708
You know, if I take
this half down,
992
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:58,710
we could play together.
993
00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:03,048
I'm just gonna
take this half down.
994
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,017
( ball clatters off table )
Ooh, oh.
995
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:07,686
Don't worry. Don't worry.
996
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:09,688
I got another ball.
997
00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:11,489
It's okay.
998
00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,759
Ya wanna serve?
999
00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:16,995
I'll serve.
1000
00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:22,968
Really good news.
1001
00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:24,803
We started
a football team.
1002
00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,705
You like football?
1003
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:27,973
It's kinda like
Ping-Pong.
1004
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,607
Only the ball's
a little bigger
1005
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,810
and egg-shaped, like my head.
1006
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,244
( laughs awkwardly )
1007
00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:34,545
Just a joke.
1008
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,014
Stay calm.
1009
00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:37,415
Give you a good chance
1010
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:38,917
to throw people
on the ground,
1011
00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:41,486
hurt them like you used to
when you were a kid,
1012
00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:44,289
10 feet 6 inches ago.
1013
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:45,891
( growls softly )
1014
00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,959
We'd be playing
the guards.
1015
00:43:50,595 --> 00:43:53,298
I think Papajohn's their safety.
1016
00:43:57,368 --> 00:43:58,904
( thick accent ):
1017
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:01,707
( hard rock theme playing )
1018
00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:12,784
Turley, nobody gets to me,
1019
00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,652
we'll play more Ping-Pong
later, okay?
1020
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,257
Hut!
1021
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,793
( growling )
1022
00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,130
Effective.
1023
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,198
( wailing )
All right.
1024
00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:29,367
He brokeded my nose.
1025
00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:34,539
I don't wanna play
no more.
1026
00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:35,741
Hey, hey, hey.
Switowski.
1027
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:36,942
What are you
talkin' about?
1028
00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:38,744
This is football.
Shit happens.
1029
00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:41,646
Paul, he brokeded my nose.
1030
00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:43,148
Okay. Stop cryin'.
1031
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,850
All right.
We can fix this.
1032
00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:46,084
Here we go.
1033
00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,685
( bone cracks,
Switowski screams )
1034
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,621
Okay. Good, good.
1035
00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:51,990
How's it look?
1036
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,092
How's it look?
It looks... It looks like--
1037
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:55,526
It looks better
than before.
1038
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,395
Really?
1039
00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,664
Yeah, it's straighter.
More distinguished.
1040
00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:01,900
Kinda like
a young Michael Jackson.
1041
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,269
I love little Michael.
1042
00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,104
That's great.
That's great.
1043
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,307
I think he did it on purpose.
1044
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:11,442
No, he didn't.
1045
00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,046
Okay, maybe he did.
1046
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,581
You gotta
apologize to him.
1047
00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:19,317
Come on, Turley.
1048
00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,953
PAUL:
Say you're sorry.
1049
00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:24,856
Come on. Say it.
1050
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,257
( sighs )
1051
00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:30,028
He said he's sorry.
1052
00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:31,997
I got him
to say he's sorry.
1053
00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:33,865
Yeah, yeah.
We're all impressed.
1054
00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,167
( mellow guitar theme playing )
1055
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:38,904
Looking good, gentlemen.
Way to work hard.
1056
00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:40,105
Good practice, Paul!
1057
00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:41,306
Me and the girls
wanna show you
1058
00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:42,707
what we've been
practicing.
1059
00:45:42,707 --> 00:45:43,975
Okay, hit me.
1060
00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:45,676
Come on, let's go.
1061
00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:47,245
One, two, three.
1062
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:50,315
Give me a...
1063
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:53,852
( chanting ):
D, D, give me a I
I, I, give me a C
1064
00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,186
C, give me a--
1065
00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,721
All right, all right! I got it.
1066
00:45:56,721 --> 00:45:58,556
Just save it for the game.
1067
00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:00,725
Don't act like you ain't want
to see more, Brucie!
1068
00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:01,993
Yeah, you wish, pal.
1069
00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:03,594
No, you wish
I'd kiss you again,
1070
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,164
'cause your breath smell
like eight cans of shark shit.
1071
00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:07,999
I wouldn't touch her
with a 10-foot pole.
1072
00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,767
What's he talkin' about?
He's a freak.
1073
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:13,371
( D12's "My Ballz" playing )
1074
00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:15,240
* Football, football
I love football *
1075
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,475
* Yes, tres, dos, uno *
1076
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,377
* Hut one, hut two, hut, hut
Hurry up *
1077
00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,512
* Denaun, go long
I'm gonna throw the bomb *
1078
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:23,281
* Come on
Touchdown *
1079
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:26,484
Run, Forrest, run!
1080
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:30,922
( Mountain's "Mississippi Queen
blaring over speaker )
1081
00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:33,391
That's how a white man
plays guitar.
1082
00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:38,029
Captain,
he said he had some info.
1083
00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:39,931
You guys have "Halo 2."
1084
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:42,200
I didn't even think
that was out yet.
1085
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,368
Focus.
1086
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:44,936
Turn the music off!
* Mississip-- *
1087
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:46,704
Yeah, captain.
You know them convicts?
1088
00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:48,907
They're startin' to get
some serious players.
1089
00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,108
But their biggest threat?
1090
00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,177
A running back. Megget.
1091
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,880
He's good?
He's fast.
1092
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,548
He's really, really fast.
1093
00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:58,816
I mean, he's so fast,
1094
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,752
he makes fast people
look not fast.
1095
00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:03,121
I got it, he's fast.
1096
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:04,455
Now, why don't you
show us your speed
1097
00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,191
and get your pyro ass
outta here.
1098
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:08,659
Yes, sir. Here I go.
1099
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,128
Oh, I'm sorry.
1100
00:47:21,439 --> 00:47:26,477
Any books you'd
recommend, inmate?
1101
00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,413
No, sir.
1102
00:47:29,915 --> 00:47:32,150
Not much of a reader.
1103
00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:34,052
Oh, come on,
now, maggot.
1104
00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:36,221
I've seen you in here
readin' before.
1105
00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:39,157
You requested this detail.
Isn't that right?
1106
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:43,761
Nah.
1107
00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:46,731
It's the quiet time I like, sir.
1108
00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:48,366
Maybe you'd like
to read this.
1109
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,637
What the hell kind
of bullshit book is that?
1110
00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,906
It's historical. Sir.
1111
00:47:54,906 --> 00:47:58,043
Now, why would he want to read
a book about a four-eyed nigger?
1112
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:02,013
( chuckling )
1113
00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:07,418
Does the N word
offend you, nigger?
1114
00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,454
No, sir.
1115
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,160
( books thump to floor )
1116
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,262
Oops.
Sorry about that.
1117
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:21,532
You mind fetching
these books for me, boy?
1118
00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:25,536
No, sir.
1119
00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,973
Just pick 'em up.
Put 'em on the table.
1120
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:34,112
There you go.
1121
00:48:37,782 --> 00:48:40,351
You forgot one.
1122
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,593
Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?
1123
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,661
Hit you, sir?
1124
00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,097
Nah.
1125
00:48:54,099 --> 00:48:56,301
Y'all my friends.
1126
00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:02,873
Pick these up.
1127
00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:06,144
( books thumping on floor )
1128
00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:09,981
( suspenseful theme playing )
1129
00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:25,263
Go!
1130
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:28,099
Hit me! I'm open!
I'm open!
1131
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:32,970
Come on!
1132
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,839
We got one week
before we play that game.
1133
00:49:34,839 --> 00:49:36,074
We can't
complete a pass yet.
1134
00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:38,009
Megget can't
run the ball every play.
1135
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:39,477
I know, coach.
1136
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,379
What the hell
is he smilin' at?
1137
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:43,748
* Here comes the...
Here comes the... *
1138
00:49:43,748 --> 00:49:45,450
* Y'all
Don't really worry now *
1139
00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,418
* Here comes the
Boom *
1140
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,187
* Here comes the
Boom *
1141
00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:50,755
* Here comes the... *
1142
00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,323
* Y'all don't really
Worry now *
1143
00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,691
* Boom
When I'm coming, like *
1144
00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:55,326
* Boom
When I'm coming, like *
1145
00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:57,028
* Boom
When I'm coming for ya *
1146
00:49:57,028 --> 00:49:59,797
This better be on the up and up.
1147
00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:01,932
I guarantee it.
1148
00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:03,901
Let's do this shit.
1149
00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:05,670
There goes the neighborhood.
1150
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:06,937
( laughing )
1151
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,807
( driving electronic theme
playing )
1152
00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:11,109
( sobbing )
1153
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:13,378
Now I'll never get to play.
1154
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,622
Set. Hut.
1155
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,805
Did you see that?!
Did you see that?!
1156
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,607
The Deac is here!
1157
00:50:42,607 --> 00:50:43,641
Nice!
1158
00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:45,543
Okay, we seal off here,
seal off here.
1159
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,578
Cheeseburger.
Yeah.
1160
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,447
You're just gonna
chip this guy--
1161
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,625
( cheering )
1162
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:08,399
That stings.
1163
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,502
It's nothin'
a Quarter Pounder can't fix.
1164
00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:14,972
With cheese on it?
1165
00:51:14,972 --> 00:51:17,375
Hut!
1166
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,153
Whoo!
1167
00:51:40,898 --> 00:51:42,767
Man, that boy would catch a cold
in the desert.
1168
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:44,969
Here you go.
Everything's looking up.
1169
00:51:44,969 --> 00:51:48,839
Yeah, still got one more
pain in the ass to deal with.
1170
00:51:52,577 --> 00:51:55,846
( driving country guitar theme
playing )
1171
00:51:57,315 --> 00:51:58,549
( siren wails )
1172
00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:00,017
All right, boys,
what do you say?
1173
00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,886
How about
a little best ball?
1174
00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:03,120
No, I hate that bullshit.
1175
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,889
Everyone play
their own damn ball.
1176
00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:06,457
Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?
1177
00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,025
HAZEN:
How do you
like that, boys?
1178
00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:10,395
The MVP comin'
to kiss my ass.
1179
00:52:10,395 --> 00:52:13,130
So, what's on your mind, Paul?
1180
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,333
Got a problem
with inmate Unger.
1181
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:17,268
Oh? Is he on your little squad?
1182
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,437
I believe
he's on your little squad.
1183
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:23,073
Mr. Crewe, would you mind
if we had a picture? Please?
1184
00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:25,176
That's up to the warden.
1185
00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,312
Aw, damn it.
All right.
1186
00:52:27,312 --> 00:52:29,013
Rewound it. Did everything.
The flash is ready.
1187
00:52:29,013 --> 00:52:30,681
You don't need a flash.
It's daylight.
1188
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:33,184
Oh, my bad.
I just want a good picture.
1189
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,353
You know, I think
you had sex with my wife
1190
00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:37,054
before I married her.
1191
00:52:37,054 --> 00:52:38,956
Sorry about that.
1192
00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:41,626
Oh, hell, no. If she's hot
enough to have a one-nighter
1193
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,093
with a pro
football player,
1194
00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:44,295
I must be doin'
all right.
1195
00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:45,496
( all laughing )
1196
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,332
PAUL:
Okay, here we go.
1197
00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:49,967
Sergeant Engleheart.
Yes, warden.
1198
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:52,136
Would you
step out of the picture, please?
1199
00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:53,938
Yes, sir.
1200
00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:56,441
( camera clicks )
1201
00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:58,108
VIC:
His wife has got
the hottest ass.
1202
00:52:58,108 --> 00:52:59,310
Great.
1203
00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:01,078
Just cut to the chase,
shall we?
1204
00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:02,313
You don't
actually think
1205
00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:03,781
you have a chance
of winning, now, do you?
1206
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:05,950
We're gonna get
our asses handed to us.
1207
00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,752
I know it. You know it.
1208
00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:09,887
I just don't want
my players to know it.
1209
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,656
Your players?
1210
00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:13,258
( chuckles )
1211
00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:15,960
Just when I thought
I had you all figured out.
1212
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,495
What does that mean?
1213
00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:18,896
In the time you've been here,
1214
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,831
you haven't made or received
one telephone call.
1215
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:23,401
You haven't opened so much
as a single shred of mail.
1216
00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,836
What do you give a damn
about those slimeballs?
1217
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:28,038
You never cared about anybody
in your entire life.
1218
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,708
Maybe I finally found
the sense of family
1219
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,743
I been yearning for
since I'm a baby.
1220
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:35,413
( Southern accent ):
And gosh almighty,
1221
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:36,981
my new family and I
would sure appreciate it
1222
00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:39,517
if you got Unger off the field.
You hear?
1223
00:53:40,585 --> 00:53:42,287
Sergeant Engleheart.
1224
00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:44,255
Thank you.
1225
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,291
Oh, and as for
your request...
1226
00:53:47,692 --> 00:53:50,895
you'll have my answer
soon enough.
1227
00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:54,699
( country guitar theme plays )
1228
00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,343
Did it rain last night?
1229
00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:06,844
Not a drop.
1230
00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:10,781
( laughing )
1231
00:54:10,781 --> 00:54:13,418
Son of a bitch.
1232
00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:16,521
All right, boys.
1233
00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:21,759
The warden is tryin'
to break our spirit.
1234
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,595
He thinks we're gonna
skip practice today,
1235
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:27,398
wait for the field to dry,
make it up tomorrow.
1236
00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:28,733
You know what?
Who gives a shit?
1237
00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:30,501
Three days
till game time.
1238
00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:31,969
We can handle it.
1239
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,605
But lemme say this:
1240
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:38,609
That old man flooding this field
tells me somethin'.
1241
00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:41,912
The guy is scared.
1242
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:45,616
Scared of you sick,
degenerate convicts.
1243
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,352
( inmates chuckling )
1244
00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:49,887
And you know what?
1245
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:51,489
He should be.
1246
00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,691
'Cause I got news
for you guys.
1247
00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:55,726
We're gonna win this thing.
1248
00:54:56,861 --> 00:54:58,463
Did he say "win"?
1249
00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:01,098
What's it gonna be, boys?
1250
00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,368
Do we go back to our cells,
1251
00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:05,503
call it a day?
1252
00:55:05,503 --> 00:55:07,405
Or do we get ourselves ready
1253
00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:10,675
for the greatest
ass-kicking fiesta...
1254
00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:13,411
in the history of football?
1255
00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:15,780
I'll leave it up to you guys.
1256
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,952
( both chuckling )
1257
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:24,422
( yells )
1258
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:26,791
( all yelling )
1259
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:29,494
( driving rock theme playing )
1260
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,667
NATE: Hey.
1261
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,703
You're part of
the goddamn team.
1262
00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:42,206
Get your
point-shavin' ass in there.
1263
00:55:42,206 --> 00:55:44,509
You got it. Yaaah!
1264
00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:48,613
( Creedence Clearwater
Revival's "Have You Ever
Seen the Rain" playing )
1265
00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:54,419
* Someone told me long ago *
1266
00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:57,688
* There's a calm
Before the storm *
1267
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,658
* I know *
1268
00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:05,563
* It's been comin'
For some time *
1269
00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:14,405
* I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain? *
1270
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:23,013
* I want to know
Have you ever seen the rain *
1271
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:29,687
* Comin' down on a sunny day? *
1272
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:33,190
I guess that asshole Hazen
wants to play dirty.
1273
00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:34,425
We all convicts,
right?
1274
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:35,893
Right.
1275
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,596
Maybe it's time we started
actin' like it.
1276
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,032
( whispering ):
Right here. Right here.
1277
00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:45,102
Take it, Deac.
1278
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:47,371
NATE: Let's see which guards
have some broken bones.
1279
00:56:47,371 --> 00:56:51,909
( Big Head Todd & the Monsters'
"Boom, Boom" playing )
1280
00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:01,519
* Hey, hey *
1281
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:05,289
* Hey, hey *
1282
00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,557
* Let a boy boogie *
1283
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,192
Yeah!
1284
00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:13,798
* I felt so good
When I boogied just the same *
1285
00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:16,300
* Boom, boom, boom, boom *
1286
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:19,470
* I'm gonna shoot you
Right down *
1287
00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:21,506
* Off of your feet *
1288
00:57:33,884 --> 00:57:38,923
* Boom, boom, boom, boom
Bang, bang, bang, bang *
1289
00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:43,728
* Boom, boom, boom, boom
Bang, bang, bang, bang *
1290
00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:45,229
* How, how, how, how *
1291
00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:48,799
Shoes, nigga!
1292
00:57:58,175 --> 00:57:59,376
Check this out.
1293
00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:00,911
These be brass knuckles.
1294
00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:03,080
They damn near old as me.
1295
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,082
Hut!
1296
00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:06,517
That's perfect,
Cheeseburger!
1297
00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:08,886
Never been better.
1298
00:58:17,862 --> 00:58:19,063
Good ball. Good ball.
1299
00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:21,766
* Boom, boom, boom, boom *
1300
00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:23,200
* Boom, boom, boom, boom *
1301
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,535
Okay.
1302
00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:27,037
* How, how, how, how *
1303
00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:29,006
Who we gonna crush?
ALL: The guards!
1304
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,275
Who we gonna kill?
The guards!
1305
00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:32,476
Who we gonna kiss?
1306
00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:34,545
The guards!
Gotcha.
1307
00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:37,014
( laughing )
1308
00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:45,255
( buzzing )
1309
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:46,824
Lights out!
1310
00:58:46,824 --> 00:58:49,259
Good night, ladies.
1311
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:55,566
Yo, Crewe!
1312
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:57,602
Yes, Mr. Caretaker.
1313
00:58:57,602 --> 00:58:59,036
Check your toilet.
1314
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,005
There should be a little
surprise in there for you.
1315
00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:03,073
You took a shit in my toilet?
1316
00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:05,976
No, that's the surprise
I left in Brucie's toilet.
1317
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,377
You got
somethin' else.
1318
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,879
All right.
1319
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,781
Well, would you look at this.
1320
00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:14,719
A bottle of Ketel One
and two glasses.
1321
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:16,687
Now, what would I need two for?
1322
00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,789
Just shut up
and pour me a drink, bitch.
1323
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:22,326
Man, who taught you
to be so cool?
1324
00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:23,560
My mama.
1325
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,029
Now, when I get outta here,
1326
00:59:25,029 --> 00:59:27,798
I don't want you to get
all Hollywood on us.
1327
00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:29,600
I want you to meet her.
1328
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,535
Here, look at my girl.
1329
00:59:31,535 --> 00:59:33,537
She's your biggest fan.
1330
00:59:33,537 --> 00:59:36,641
Your mom's beautiful.
1331
00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:38,208
( chuckles )
1332
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:39,543
And you, you are ugly.
1333
00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:40,945
Thank you.
1334
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,613
Got it.
1335
00:59:42,613 --> 00:59:45,182
Here's to, uh...
1336
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:48,552
the first friend I've had
in I don't know how long.
1337
00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:51,288
SWITOWSKI:
Hey, I thought
I was your friend, Paul.
1338
00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:52,890
You are, Switowski.
1339
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:55,459
Just finish your coloring book
and go back to sleep.
1340
00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:56,994
Okay.
1341
00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,663
And here's to havin'
one of these with you
1342
00:59:58,663 --> 00:59:59,997
on the outside,
1343
00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:02,366
sometime in the next
three to five years.
1344
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:04,134
L'chaim.
1345
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,535
Yo, Crewe.
1346
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:06,804
Yes, sir.
1347
01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:08,773
You bein'
a ex-football player and all,
1348
01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,808
I'm sure you got a lotta hot ass
on the outside.
1349
01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:12,242
Well, let's not forget
1350
01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:14,444
I wasn't the most popular guy
out there.
1351
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,713
Don't gimme that shit.
1352
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:17,214
O.J. chopped
his wife's head off
1353
01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:18,582
and still got some ass.
1354
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:20,785
Yeah.
1355
01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:22,452
My mama taught me
not to kiss and tell.
1356
01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:23,788
Now go to sleep.
All right.
1357
01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:25,522
I got one more question
to ask you.
1358
01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:28,392
Okay. What is it?
1359
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:32,129
Why'd you shave those points?
1360
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:36,266
Didn't you read the papers?
1361
01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,601
I'm innocent.
1362
01:00:37,601 --> 01:00:41,038
Yeah. Ain't we all?
1363
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:43,708
Yo, Crewe,
1364
01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:45,710
what would you say
if I could get you film
1365
01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:47,812
from the guards' games
last year?
1366
01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:49,379
I would say
that's incredible,
1367
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:50,580
but how?
1368
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,717
Thanks, gentlemen.
1369
01:00:52,717 --> 01:00:54,251
The warden will be
done with him
1370
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,854
in 15 minutes.
1371
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,256
We can handle him.
1372
01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:00,290
Yes, ma'am.
1373
01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:03,160
Then you're
gonna, ma'am.
1374
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:09,900
Nice job.
1375
01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,403
I can't tell you
how much this means to me.
1376
01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:14,905
Thank you, Lynette.
1377
01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,041
Now Nate can study
all the guards' formations.
1378
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:20,010
Not so fast,
sugar bear.
1379
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,046
You gotta earn 'em.
1380
01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:25,382
( imitating slinky drum beat )
1381
01:01:27,617 --> 01:01:29,586
Whoo! Whoo!
1382
01:01:29,586 --> 01:01:32,289
( weakly ):
Whoo, whoo...
1383
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,858
We only got 15 minutes,
1384
01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:35,125
but, sunshine,
1385
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:38,195
we're gonna
make 'em all count.
1386
01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:48,205
( grunting )
1387
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:50,640
( chuckles )
1388
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,042
One more, please?
1389
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,243
Mm-hmm.
1390
01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:58,816
Whoa! Whoa!
1391
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,684
( inmates booing )
1392
01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:03,788
Let's go.
1393
01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:12,162
Quiet down. Guys.
Let's go.
1394
01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:15,132
Before we watch the guards'
game film from last season,
1395
01:02:15,132 --> 01:02:17,034
we have a special presentation
1396
01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:19,870
from our very own
Mr. Paul Crewe.
1397
01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:21,505
( inmates jeering )
1398
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:24,174
What are you talkin' about?
What's goin' on?
1399
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:30,047
( inmates whooping
and whistling )
1400
01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:33,217
Now I gotta
relive this shit?
1401
01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:51,135
Yeah!
1402
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,872
You can say this!
1403
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:57,241
My man's a team player!
1404
01:02:58,542 --> 01:03:00,010
You know what they say.
1405
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,813
Once you go gray,
there ain't no other way!
1406
01:03:02,813 --> 01:03:04,314
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Brucie! Brucie!
1407
01:03:04,314 --> 01:03:06,250
I'm glad you think
that's funny,
1408
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,285
'cause I got somethin' pretty
funny to show you guys.
1409
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:11,355
Tony, hit it.
You're gonna like this.
1410
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,162
INMATES:
Oooh!
1411
01:03:18,162 --> 01:03:19,964
What the hell is this?
1412
01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:22,132
PAUL:
What? It's good.
It's good. It keeps goin'.
1413
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,168
Hi. Here I am.
1414
01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:26,236
Turn this shit off.
Turn it off.
1415
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,205
No!
1416
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:37,281
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny.
Trick photography.
1417
01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:43,888
( inmates whooping )
1418
01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:45,289
BRUCIE:
Nah, nah, nah. Nah.
1419
01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:46,957
Nothin' happened.
Nothin' happened.
1420
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,326
I was showin' a little
wrestling move. That's all.
1421
01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,995
Knock it off!
1422
01:03:50,995 --> 01:03:52,863
Knock it off!
1423
01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:55,099
It's time we took a look
at what we came here to see
1424
01:03:55,099 --> 01:03:56,901
before the guards come back.
1425
01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:59,336
( inmates cheer )
The first film
1426
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,805
is the guards' offense
against Texas Southern.
1427
01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:03,007
Now, as you can see,
1428
01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:06,143
they're running
a standard wishbone.
1429
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:13,951
So you're tellin' me
that these animals
1430
01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:16,486
are watchin' our game films.
Is that right?
1431
01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:18,788
Yes, sir, boss.
They got all last season.
1432
01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:22,559
Seems to me that we oughta
do somethin' about this.
1433
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:24,261
What do you want me to do?
1434
01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:26,763
You're the criminal.
Be creative.
1435
01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:30,400
But on game day,
if I so much as--
1436
01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:34,204
What are you doin'?
1437
01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:37,174
I don't know.
1438
01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:39,276
I've had hot flashes
all shift, and...
1439
01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:41,378
now my nipples
are killin' me.
1440
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:43,447
Why are we talkin'
about your nipples?
1441
01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:45,049
We're not.
1442
01:04:45,049 --> 01:04:46,583
Just go do what
you're doin' here.
1443
01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:49,653
Guys.
1444
01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:52,089
I want Crewe finished.
1445
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:54,224
Yes, sir. You give me
the inspiration, sir.
1446
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,625
I got somethin' for him.
1447
01:04:57,561 --> 01:05:00,497
Hut!
1448
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:06,203
Everybody!
1449
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:07,604
( whistle blows )
1450
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:09,306
Huddle up!
1451
01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:15,845
Every day,
we've been takin' shit
1452
01:05:15,845 --> 01:05:18,148
for a long time.
1453
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:21,051
Tomorrow, payback.
1454
01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:23,153
Now, think about that
for a second.
1455
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,956
( dramatic orchestral theme
building )
1456
01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:38,268
( clapping continues )
1457
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,210
( ticking )
1458
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:57,187
( suspenseful action theme
playing )
1459
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:10,100
What time is it?
ALL: Game time!
1460
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,301
What time is it?
1461
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,603
Game time!
What time is it?
1462
01:06:13,603 --> 01:06:16,040
Game time!
1463
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,977
PAUL:
Tomorrow, 12:00,
1464
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:24,048
the bus leaves.
Don't be late!
1465
01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:27,251
Where the hell
is Caretaker?
1466
01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:29,586
I don't know.
1467
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:50,940
( on radio ):
* Little bit of-- *
1468
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:54,044
* --that's how most folks
Make their way *
1469
01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:57,247
* Yodel-ay-hee *
1470
01:06:57,247 --> 01:07:00,850
A gift for you, Mr. Crewe.
1471
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,219
* Oh, yodel-ay *
1472
01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:04,488
How's he listen
to that cracker shit?
1473
01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,362
( ominous theme playing )
1474
01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:19,303
( sombre theme playing )
1475
01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:32,182
( plaintive country guitar theme
playing )
1476
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:35,212
( Norman Greenbaum's
"Spirit in the Sky" playing )
1477
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:54,864
* When I die
And they lay me to rest *
1478
01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:58,302
* Gonna go to the place
That's the best *
1479
01:08:58,302 --> 01:09:02,005
* When they lay me
Down to die *
1480
01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:05,775
* Going up
To the spirit in the sky *
1481
01:09:05,775 --> 01:09:10,747
* Going up
To the spirit in the sky *
1482
01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:13,450
( siren wails )
1483
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:17,086
* When I die
And they lay me to rest *
1484
01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:22,192
* I'm gonna go to the place
That's the best *
1485
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:35,205
ROME:
We're here deep in the heart
of toothless country,
1486
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:37,441
coming to you from a simple
Texas high school stadium
1487
01:09:37,441 --> 01:09:40,644
that's been retrofitted
for the big event.
1488
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:42,546
Now, when my man Travis
tried to drag me out here,
1489
01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:43,913
I said, "What are you,
brain-dead
1490
01:09:43,913 --> 01:09:45,715
"from talkin' to too many
Raider fans?
1491
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,851
It's not going to work."
But the fact of the matter is,
1492
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:50,053
this could shape up
as an epic day.
1493
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,389
Hot-dog vendors,
high-powered rifles,
1494
01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:53,590
I love the combination.
1495
01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:56,226
And apparently
so do the fans.
1496
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,498
Hey, shitheads! Listen up!
1497
01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:03,667
Everybody on their feet
for the warden.
1498
01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:10,574
Anthony, wow. You can sit down.
1499
01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:13,209
Thank God.
1500
01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:15,712
Gentlemen...
1501
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:18,248
Texas marshals have been
kind enough to supply us
1502
01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:20,717
with a dozen of their
finest sharpshooters.
1503
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,519
So for those
of you thinkin'
1504
01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:24,388
of mingling
with the civilians...
1505
01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:26,990
or tryin' to make
a break for it...
1506
01:10:26,990 --> 01:10:28,958
you will be shot.
1507
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:31,828
In the head.
1508
01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:39,603
Now, let's all go out there
and have some fun!
1509
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,138
Crewe!
1510
01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:44,374
I'll see you
on the field!
1511
01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,745
I think he's in love with you.
1512
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:51,848
PAUL:
All right, listen up.
1513
01:10:51,848 --> 01:10:53,783
I know it's hard
to get psyched for the game
1514
01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:56,085
without Caretaker bein' here.
1515
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,954
But somehow
1516
01:10:57,954 --> 01:10:59,389
that sick, skinny bastard
1517
01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:01,358
found a way
to get us all fired up
1518
01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:03,893
from beyond the grave.
1519
01:11:03,893 --> 01:11:07,163
Caretaker's
last gift to us.
1520
01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:10,266
Battle, I presume this is yours.
1521
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,735
( inmates laughing )
1522
01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:14,270
I still don't think
that's big enough.
1523
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:18,842
That's it?
No, that ain't it.
1524
01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:21,645
Caretaker said he'd find us
some gear to wear.
1525
01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:24,013
( inmates cheering )
1526
01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,584
I think he found us a name too.
1527
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:30,019
( triumphant string theme
playing )
1528
01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:37,494
ALL ( chanting ):
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
1529
01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:38,995
( driving backbeat playing )
1530
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,369
* Oh *
* When I got the microphone *
1531
01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:48,304
* Oh *
* When I'm flowin' on and on *
1532
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,839
BERMAN:
Good afternoon,
1533
01:11:49,839 --> 01:11:52,442
and welcome
to a very special edition
1534
01:11:52,442 --> 01:11:54,077
of ESPN football, as today
1535
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,713
the semipro Allenville
Federal Prison guards
1536
01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:59,649
will be taking on
the very prisoners they guard.
1537
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,317
And with this
special game, folks,
1538
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,052
comes a special
broadcast,
1539
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:06,790
as I'm joined in the booth
by Baby Face Bob.
1540
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:08,858
Say hi to the folks,
Bob-O.
1541
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,195
MAN:
Chris, we went
to a commercial.
1542
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:15,399
This job, Bob,
it's a lotta give and take.
1543
01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:16,733
So when I bring ya in,
1544
01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:18,835
don't be afraid
to talk to the folks.
1545
01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:23,540
Unless you don't want to.
1546
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,775
( Ludacris' "Get Back" playing )
1547
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:27,844
BERMAN:
And here come the cons,
1548
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:32,081
led by former NFL
MVP quarterback Paul Crewe.
1549
01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:34,050
( booing )
1550
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:36,753
( cheering )
1551
01:12:36,753 --> 01:12:38,922
CHEESEBURGER EDDY:
Holy shit.
1552
01:12:38,922 --> 01:12:40,890
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Well, hello. How are you?
1553
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:43,460
MARSHAL:
Back away
from the girls!
1554
01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:47,030
Hey, now.
Call me!
1555
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:49,365
What the hell
are you dressed up for?
1556
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,200
Hey, I didn't spend 14 years
in the joint
1557
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,036
just to watch this game.
1558
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,338
BERMAN:
And there in the high-security
bleachers
1559
01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:57,073
are the "good behavior" cons,
1560
01:12:57,073 --> 01:12:58,542
along with their...
1561
01:12:58,542 --> 01:13:00,610
cheerleaders?
1562
01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:03,246
ALL ( chanting ):
We're the Mean Machine
Don't mean to diss ya
1563
01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:06,115
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we'll kiss ya
1564
01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:08,117
Hey! Ho!
1565
01:13:08,117 --> 01:13:09,653
What?
1566
01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:11,320
( scattered cheers
and whistles )
1567
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,123
I didn't do it!
1568
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:17,126
( AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
playing )
1569
01:13:24,668 --> 01:13:26,503
( whistles )
Come on, Batt!
1570
01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,039
( blows whistle )
1571
01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:35,712
( crowd roaring )
1572
01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:37,914
* Thunder! *
1573
01:13:41,518 --> 01:13:43,386
What's that?
Did you see that?
1574
01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:45,889
* Thunderstruck *
1575
01:13:45,889 --> 01:13:47,323
* Thunderstruck *
1576
01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:48,558
Damn it!
1577
01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:49,926
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
1578
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,662
BERMAN:
Papajohn's at the 20, the 10.
1579
01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:54,864
And he will score.
1580
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,069
Sweet dreams, bitch.
1581
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:02,105
BERMAN:
That's a 90-yard return.
1582
01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:04,440
And I gotta tell ya,
the cons seem more interested
1583
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,775
in hitting the guards
1584
01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,944
than tackling
the ball carrier.
1585
01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:09,145
Hey, Mom.
1586
01:14:09,145 --> 01:14:10,446
Hey, Dad.
1587
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:14,450
Thanks for pickin' me up
from school.
1588
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,352
BERMAN:
And here comes the big story
of the day.
1589
01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:18,588
Paul Crewe, serving
a three-year sentence,
1590
01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:21,457
hasn't played since he was
banned from the NFL
1591
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,659
six years ago.
1592
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,327
Center, shift it!
1593
01:14:24,327 --> 01:14:26,162
Shift it!
1594
01:14:29,332 --> 01:14:31,167
Hey, Sasquatch!
1595
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,740
Twenty, hut!
1596
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,341
BERMAN:
Crewe drops back to pass.
1597
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:40,510
Turley's leaving him
unprotected.
1598
01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:42,411
Fumble!
1599
01:14:42,411 --> 01:14:45,281
( bellows )
1600
01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:46,783
Holy shit!
1601
01:14:48,451 --> 01:14:50,186
Goddamn it.
1602
01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:53,222
BERMAN:
That's gonna be a personal foul
on the big guy.
1603
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,991
And this is certainly
an inauspicious start
1604
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,425
for the cons.
Come here!
1605
01:14:56,425 --> 01:14:58,027
All right!
You got him.
1606
01:14:58,027 --> 01:14:59,295
Now protect me!
1607
01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:01,865
Let's go! Hold 'em!
1608
01:15:01,865 --> 01:15:03,733
BERMAN:
And here comes Knauer
1609
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:07,170
and that big offensive unit
for the guards.
1610
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,209
Eighty-six.
1611
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:15,411
Back to your cell.
1612
01:15:15,411 --> 01:15:17,013
Hut! Hut!
1613
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:27,490
BERMAN:
Knauer has Potter wide open.
Touchdown, guards.
1614
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,893
And in the first 90 seconds,
1615
01:15:29,893 --> 01:15:32,261
the guards are up
by two touchdowns.
1616
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:36,032
This one looks
like it could be over early.
1617
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:37,533
Sorry.
1618
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,235
What are we celebratin' for?!
1619
01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:40,670
It's 14-nothing!
1620
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,471
You guys wanna beat
these assholes,
1621
01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:44,373
do it on the scoreboard!
1622
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,209
Are you okay?
1623
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,778
Oh, God,
you're not hurt, are you?
1624
01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,379
Jesus, you sound like my mother.
1625
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,817
Listen, if you wanna cry,
you go ahead and cry.
1626
01:15:53,817 --> 01:15:55,484
I'll cry with you.
1627
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:56,686
Get off me!
1628
01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:58,421
Get back out there
and kick some ass!
1629
01:15:58,421 --> 01:15:59,723
Why are you yelling at me?
1630
01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:02,125
All I did was care!
1631
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:03,326
( sniffles )
1632
01:16:03,326 --> 01:16:04,794
Look!
1633
01:16:04,794 --> 01:16:07,063
A broken leg will heal.
1634
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,333
A loss to the Mean Machine
lasts forever.
1635
01:16:11,701 --> 01:16:14,103
Sorry, guys.
1636
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:16,005
Yeah, yeah. Me too.
1637
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:19,976
All right.
Now, let's get started!
1638
01:16:19,976 --> 01:16:21,778
Now, get the hell out there!
Let's go!
1639
01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,913
ALL:
Mean Machine!
1640
01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:27,751
( fast country-rock playing )
1641
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:39,663
Way to go! Way to go!
1642
01:16:39,663 --> 01:16:41,330
BERMAN:
There's the first sign of life
1643
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,598
from the cons.
1644
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,068
Let's see if
Paul "Motley" Crewe
1645
01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:46,936
can make something
happen.
1646
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,337
Hut!
1647
01:16:48,337 --> 01:16:50,039
BERMAN:
On first down,
Crewe will throw.
1648
01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:53,142
He's got Deacon wide open.
1649
01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:55,779
That's gotta be
pass interference.
1650
01:16:55,779 --> 01:16:58,247
But the ref is waving it off.
1651
01:16:58,247 --> 01:17:00,249
What?!
Oh, come on!
1652
01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:02,919
Come on, now. I'm in this
hellhole for less than that.
1653
01:17:02,919 --> 01:17:04,453
Be a man
and make a call.
1654
01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:05,789
You're right.
1655
01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:08,291
Unsportsmanlike conduct!
Eighty-eight, black!
1656
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:09,492
What?!
1657
01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:11,060
( jeering )
1658
01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,361
Come on!
1659
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,631
This is baby-back
bullshit!
1660
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,833
Bullshit, D.
1661
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,201
Calm down.
Let it go.
1662
01:17:18,201 --> 01:17:21,170
Let's call that one
a questionable call.
1663
01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,072
Blue 42, hut!
1664
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,209
BERMAN:
The give is to Megget.
1665
01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:28,812
He spins to the outside.
Megget has room.
1666
01:17:29,946 --> 01:17:31,447
He's at the 35.
1667
01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:33,216
The 40.
1668
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:34,483
Oh!
1669
01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:36,352
He's brought down hard,
by his facemask.
1670
01:17:36,352 --> 01:17:37,620
What?
1671
01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:39,122
Aw, come on, man!
That was a facemask!
1672
01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:40,824
You're not gonna call that?
1673
01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:42,025
I saw
a clean tackle, sir.
1674
01:17:42,025 --> 01:17:44,060
What you lookin' at?
Are you serious?
1675
01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:46,963
Tell it to
the parole board, criminal.
1676
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:48,898
I mean,
this is absurd.
1677
01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:51,100
We can't win
with the refs on the payroll!
1678
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,268
Listen up.
1679
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:54,570
I got an idea to end
all this bullshit.
1680
01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:57,040
INMATE:
Come on, let's all stay up!
Come on!
1681
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,710
Down, set!
1682
01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:02,145
Red 58.
1683
01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:03,579
Cover your man!
1684
01:18:03,579 --> 01:18:06,916
Red 58. Hut!
1685
01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:11,554
( groans )
1686
01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:14,323
ALL:
Oooooh!
1687
01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:16,125
Oh, ho, ho...
1688
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,126
Oh!
1689
01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:19,996
That one hurt my marble sack.
1690
01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:24,300
NATE: All right!
You all right?
1691
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,501
Yeah.
1692
01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:26,903
What down is it?
Fifth.
1693
01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:28,471
No, no.
It would be fourth down.
1694
01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:30,173
Okay.
1695
01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:34,410
What do you think?
1696
01:18:34,410 --> 01:18:36,679
Should I go
for the left nut this time?
1697
01:18:36,679 --> 01:18:39,148
LAMBERT:
Underneath! Let's go!
1698
01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:40,683
Ref, you gotta
get in the game!
1699
01:18:40,683 --> 01:18:42,051
Right over here!
1700
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,719
BERMAN:
Well, I don't quite get this,
1701
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,889
but on fourth and 22,
the cons are gonna go for it.
1702
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:47,590
( laughing ):
Down, set!
1703
01:18:47,590 --> 01:18:49,225
Red 58.
1704
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:52,195
Red 58. Hut!
1705
01:18:55,698 --> 01:18:58,567
( crowd gasps, whistle blows )
1706
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:00,003
Oh!
1707
01:19:00,003 --> 01:19:02,738
You gotta always
protect the McNuggets.
1708
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:06,009
( inmates laughing )
1709
01:19:06,009 --> 01:19:07,743
How 'bout from now on
you call a fair game?
1710
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:08,945
How's that sound?
1711
01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:10,446
( weakly ):
Sounds good.
1712
01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:12,548
Okay. Wet Willie.
1713
01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:13,783
( giggling )
1714
01:19:13,783 --> 01:19:15,919
Yeah, you like that.
Oh! Oh!
1715
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:19,055
* Voulez, voulez *
1716
01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:21,157
BERMAN:
And so the guards
will take over
1717
01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,059
after one of the strangest
offensive series
1718
01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:24,760
I've ever seen.
1719
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,964
Okay, boys. We know who doesn't
have any balls out there now.
1720
01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:29,498
Have we got any?
1721
01:19:29,498 --> 01:19:31,000
Have we got some balls?
1722
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,802
Yeah!
Yeah!
1723
01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:35,004
All right!
Let's go kick some ass!
1724
01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:36,639
Come on, Swit,
stand 'em up, baby.
1725
01:19:36,639 --> 01:19:37,841
( chuckling )
1726
01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:39,142
White 50.
1727
01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:41,878
White 50.
Hut, hut, hut!
1728
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:43,179
BERMAN:
Knauer, play action.
1729
01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:45,714
Here comes the blitz.
1730
01:19:45,714 --> 01:19:47,050
Ouch!
1731
01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:48,784
Switowski is so big,
1732
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,987
it's like being tackled
by a Coke machine with legs.
1733
01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:53,489
This is fun!
1734
01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:54,690
( laughs )
1735
01:19:54,690 --> 01:19:56,759
Nice to see ya
smiling, Bob.
1736
01:19:56,759 --> 01:20:00,096
Thanks, Chris.
1737
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,631
Green 90! Hut!
1738
01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,868
BERMAN:
Third and 5,
and the give is to Megget.
1739
01:20:04,868 --> 01:20:07,203
He's to the 40,
where he'll come up short.
1740
01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:09,672
But look at Turley
push the pile.
1741
01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:12,075
And now Crewe.
1742
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,544
And that's
a first down!
1743
01:20:15,544 --> 01:20:17,180
And look out.
Boy, somebody better
1744
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:18,882
take control of this game
soon,
1745
01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:21,384
or they're gonna need body bags
on the sidelines.
1746
01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:22,451
Let's go, guys.
1747
01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:24,053
Come on.
Start of the second quarter.
1748
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:25,454
Cons still down
by two touchdowns,
1749
01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,423
but they finally have
some momentum.
1750
01:20:27,423 --> 01:20:28,892
Hut!
1751
01:20:28,892 --> 01:20:31,127
( shrieking )
1752
01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:33,396
Crewe with a shovel pass
to Megget.
1753
01:20:33,396 --> 01:20:36,632
And Megget scrambles
for a first down.
1754
01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:37,967
Oh, you fooled me.
1755
01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,168
I got ya there,
didn't I?
1756
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,803
You did.
You know what, Engleheart?
1757
01:20:40,803 --> 01:20:43,439
You are the best-lookin' guy
on your team. No kiddin'.
1758
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,308
You know, Paul,
in the midst of all this,
1759
01:20:45,308 --> 01:20:47,310
for you to say
somethin' like that is...
1760
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:49,045
( sobs )
1761
01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:50,446
Come on, let's go.
Let's go, D.
1762
01:20:50,446 --> 01:20:52,281
BERMAN:
First and 10 at the guard's 35.
1763
01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:55,784
Crewe dumps it over the middle
to Deacon Moss.
1764
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:59,188
And he's hammered at the 17
for a 13-yard pickup,
1765
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:01,257
and that's a first down.
1766
01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:02,926
Hut!
1767
01:21:02,926 --> 01:21:05,929
BERMAN:
Crewe, tryin' to get his team
on the scoreboard.
1768
01:21:05,929 --> 01:21:08,164
He will throw.
1769
01:21:09,665 --> 01:21:12,768
And it's caught by Deacon Moss
for a touchdown!
1770
01:21:12,768 --> 01:21:14,837
( cheering )
All right!
1771
01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:17,406
BERMAN:
And so there'll be
no shutout today,
1772
01:21:17,406 --> 01:21:19,175
as the cons are on the board.
1773
01:21:19,175 --> 01:21:21,110
( booing )
Quit booing, people.
1774
01:21:21,110 --> 01:21:23,046
Both teams are trying
very hard!
1775
01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:25,048
What the hell's wrong with you?
1776
01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:26,815
Stop actin'
like a damn cheerleader!
1777
01:21:26,815 --> 01:21:28,251
Sportsmanship, try it.
1778
01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:31,320
Shut up.
1779
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:34,123
Damn.
1780
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:35,558
BERMAN:
2:11 left
in the first half.
1781
01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:37,393
And Dunham is back in
at fullback.
1782
01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:40,663
And he is a load, at 6'2", 260.
1783
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,300
Dunham, breaking tackles.
1784
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,802
He refuses to go down.
1785
01:21:46,802 --> 01:21:52,408
But he finally does
after a 15-yard gain.
1786
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,178
That's how a white man
runs a football.
1787
01:21:55,178 --> 01:21:56,479
If I was on D,
I'd crack you
1788
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:58,281
square in that egg-ass
head of yours.
1789
01:21:58,281 --> 01:22:01,084
Yeah, but you ain't on D.
Are ya, bitch?
1790
01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:03,752
Switowski!
1791
01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,188
Come here.
1792
01:22:05,188 --> 01:22:07,656
Do you know what he said to me
in the library?
1793
01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:11,961
Yes.
1794
01:22:11,961 --> 01:22:14,130
Him. Out.
1795
01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:16,232
( growls )
1796
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:20,303
D, D, defense
D, D, defense
1797
01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:22,771
BERMAN:
The cons don't seem to have
an answer for Dunham,
1798
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:25,808
who's averaging close
to 12 yards a carry this half.
1799
01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,311
( growling )
1800
01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:29,612
Green 67.
1801
01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,314
Green 67. Hut!
1802
01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:39,355
BERMAN:
Oh, what a hit on Dunham
by Switowski.
1803
01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:41,157
( sniffing )
1804
01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:43,659
I think I made him
shit himself.
1805
01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,029
Ooh, shit!
I think he just shit himself.
1806
01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:48,497
ALL:
I think he just shit himself.
1807
01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:51,700
Good lord.
This guy shit himself bigtime.
1808
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,036
Ha, ha. See?
1809
01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:56,172
I told you I made him
shit himself!
1810
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:57,740
MEGGET: Yo!
1811
01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:00,009
I'll make sure I send them books
to the hospital, pimp.
1812
01:23:00,009 --> 01:23:01,510
And some diapers.
1813
01:23:02,945 --> 01:23:04,280
Nineteen seconds.
1814
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,881
We got a lotta ground to cover.
1815
01:23:05,881 --> 01:23:07,116
So you bastards remember
1816
01:23:07,116 --> 01:23:08,384
that play we practiced
in the mud?
1817
01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:09,818
What're you
talkin' about?
1818
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,287
That was some
schoolyard bullshit.
1819
01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:14,623
Yeah. Let's try some
schoolyard bullshit.
1820
01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:17,893
Come on, D, let's go.
1821
01:23:17,893 --> 01:23:19,162
Down, set!
1822
01:23:19,162 --> 01:23:20,996
Green 88.
1823
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:22,631
Green 88. Hut!
1824
01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:24,433
BERMAN:
The clock starts to run.
1825
01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:27,470
Crewe hands the ball to Megget.
It's a reverse.
1826
01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:30,005
Cheeseburger Eddy's got it.
1827
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,674
PAUL: Go, baby, go!
1828
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:32,875
Whoop!
1829
01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:35,611
He laterals to Deacon.
1830
01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:38,013
Tackle him!
1831
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:39,448
Whoop! To Turley.
1832
01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:41,717
The clock is running.
1833
01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:43,319
Whoop! To Brucie.
1834
01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,689
Shades of Cal-Stanford.
Back to Crewe.
1835
01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:48,857
Whoop!
He tosses to Megget.
1836
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,059
Tackle him!
1837
01:23:50,059 --> 01:23:52,828
Whoop!
1838
01:23:52,828 --> 01:23:56,832
And look
at that little Megget run.
1839
01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:59,802
Three seconds left.
1840
01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:01,937
Yeah! Go!
1841
01:24:01,937 --> 01:24:06,242
He could go all the way.
1842
01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:08,211
Touchdown!
1843
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:09,812
( cheering )
1844
01:24:13,949 --> 01:24:15,484
Do that sound again.
1845
01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:16,852
Whoop!
1846
01:24:16,852 --> 01:24:18,854
I like that.
1847
01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:21,224
( whistle blows )
1848
01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:23,859
And so, on a miraculous play,
1849
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:28,264
the cons end the first half
with a score 14-all.
1850
01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:29,732
( booing )
1851
01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:35,571
Bring it in.
1852
01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:39,142
Do you have any idea
who's beating you out there?
1853
01:24:39,142 --> 01:24:41,210
This was supposed to be
a blowout,
1854
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:45,681
and they're showin' you up
in front of the whole nation.
1855
01:24:45,681 --> 01:24:47,950
The whole nation!
1856
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,353
I like it
when he's angry.
1857
01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:54,723
I told you!
Way to go, baby, way to go.
1858
01:24:54,723 --> 01:24:56,859
( clears throat )
1859
01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:04,433
What in the hell do you think
you're doin' out there?
1860
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:07,336
Playin' football, sir.
1861
01:25:07,336 --> 01:25:10,072
I didn't say nothin'
about winnin'.
1862
01:25:10,072 --> 01:25:11,507
We're not winnin'.
1863
01:25:11,507 --> 01:25:12,708
Not yet.
1864
01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:16,312
You got yourself
1865
01:25:16,312 --> 01:25:17,980
in quite a predicament,
Mr. Crewe.
1866
01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,248
Is that right?
1867
01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:20,683
You see, it's just come
to my attention
1868
01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:23,018
that inmate Unger
has been taken into custody
1869
01:25:23,018 --> 01:25:24,653
for the murder of Caretaker.
1870
01:25:24,653 --> 01:25:27,323
Good.
Oh, yeah, it's good.
1871
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:30,893
Only thing is,
he claims to have an accomplice.
1872
01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:33,396
Claims you knew all about it.
1873
01:25:33,396 --> 01:25:34,663
Hell, he even says
1874
01:25:34,663 --> 01:25:36,865
you sent Caretaker
to your cell.
1875
01:25:36,865 --> 01:25:38,901
Bullshit.
1876
01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:40,303
Captain Knauer says
1877
01:25:40,303 --> 01:25:43,372
he saw you plannin' it
with Unger.
1878
01:25:43,372 --> 01:25:45,741
There's no way
that could hold up in court.
1879
01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:46,942
Court?
1880
01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:48,211
( laughs )
1881
01:25:48,211 --> 01:25:49,745
Hell, boy,
1882
01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:52,981
in Allenville,
I'm the judge, I'm the jury,
1883
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:57,420
and in your particular case,
I'm the executioner.
1884
01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:59,355
What do you want?
1885
01:25:59,355 --> 01:26:01,490
I want you to lose.
1886
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,926
I can't do that.
'Course you can.
1887
01:26:03,926 --> 01:26:06,161
After all,
you've had plenty of practice.
1888
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,663
But the men.
1889
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,865
It's more important to them
than it is to you.
1890
01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:12,668
Okay. Suit yourself.
1891
01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:15,371
Spend the next 25 years
of your useless life
1892
01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:16,905
in prison.
1893
01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:21,210
All right, I'll do it.
1894
01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:25,614
But I don't want
my guys hurt.
1895
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:28,584
You get ahead, you coast.
We clear?
1896
01:26:28,584 --> 01:26:32,621
Fine. Right after I get
a two-touchdown lead.
1897
01:26:32,621 --> 01:26:36,191
I tell you what bothers me
the most, warden.
1898
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:40,596
That you're not gonna be
out there on that field with us,
1899
01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,931
gettin'
what you got comin' to ya.
1900
01:26:45,568 --> 01:26:48,904
The only thing comin' to me
is victory.
1901
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:52,841
"Mean Machine."
1902
01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:56,445
Heh. It's cute.
1903
01:26:58,314 --> 01:26:59,548
Let's go, boy!
1904
01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:02,451
We can do it, baby!
Captain.
1905
01:27:02,451 --> 01:27:03,986
May I have a word?
1906
01:27:03,986 --> 01:27:06,689
Don't worry, warden,
we'll take care of business.
1907
01:27:06,689 --> 01:27:08,257
I already have.
1908
01:27:08,257 --> 01:27:09,725
What?
1909
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,327
We can win this
on our own.
1910
01:27:11,327 --> 01:27:13,529
Captain, a man
in my position
1911
01:27:13,529 --> 01:27:15,531
doesn't leave things
to chance.
1912
01:27:15,531 --> 01:27:19,435
Now, after you get a comfortable
three-touchdown lead...
1913
01:27:19,435 --> 01:27:21,203
I want you to inflict
as much pain
1914
01:27:21,203 --> 01:27:22,471
as humanly possible.
1915
01:27:22,471 --> 01:27:24,873
Do not let up,
you hear?
1916
01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:26,208
I want those cons
1917
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:28,311
to understand
who owns 'em.
1918
01:27:28,311 --> 01:27:30,346
Do I make myself clear?
1919
01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:31,947
Oh, yes, sir.
1920
01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:33,549
Good.
1921
01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:34,750
( crowd roaring )
1922
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,285
BERMAN:
There's the kickoff
1923
01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:38,287
and we're underway
in the second half.
1924
01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,226
( whistle blows )
1925
01:27:44,226 --> 01:27:46,762
Megget is finally brought down
at the guards' 33,
1926
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:48,697
where Paul Crewe
will take over.
1927
01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:50,633
And what a first half he's had.
1928
01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:52,335
Here we go! Here we go!
1929
01:27:55,070 --> 01:27:56,772
Down, set!
1930
01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:59,575
Y 45. Hut!
1931
01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:02,811
BERMAN:
On first and 10,
Crewe will pass.
1932
01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:04,947
He's got Deacon wide open.
1933
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,248
Oh, incomplete.
1934
01:28:06,248 --> 01:28:08,150
It's okay. Get your head up.
1935
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:10,886
It's all right, man.
1936
01:28:10,886 --> 01:28:12,488
Come on, Paulie.
1937
01:28:12,488 --> 01:28:13,956
Second and 10 from the 33.
1938
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:15,658
Crewe is looking for Deacon
once again.
1939
01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:18,361
He's open!
He's open!
1940
01:28:18,361 --> 01:28:20,463
But overthrows him.
1941
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,631
And it's picked off
by Papajohn.
1942
01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:24,533
Look out! He might go.
1943
01:28:25,934 --> 01:28:28,070
Say goodbye.
1944
01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:29,405
Touchdown!
1945
01:28:29,405 --> 01:28:31,974
( cheering )
1946
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:35,310
The first mistake
Crewe's made all day.
1947
01:28:37,913 --> 01:28:39,615
Short memory, baby.
1948
01:28:39,615 --> 01:28:41,784
We'll get it back.
We'll get it back.
1949
01:28:41,784 --> 01:28:44,653
INMATE:
Defense!
Let's do this!
1950
01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,389
BERMAN:
8:38 left in the third quarter
1951
01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:48,791
and Crewe has struggled
thus far in the 2nd half.
1952
01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:50,092
Hut!
1953
01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:51,727
The pitch to Megget.
1954
01:28:51,727 --> 01:28:54,329
Oh, my! That ball is live!
1955
01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:56,264
It's picked up by Lambert.
1956
01:28:56,264 --> 01:29:00,102
He's at the 15, the 10
and he will score!
1957
01:29:00,102 --> 01:29:01,770
Yeah! Touchdown!
1958
01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:03,406
Yeah!
1959
01:29:03,406 --> 01:29:06,509
Crewe took a shot on that play
and he's getting up slowly.
1960
01:29:06,509 --> 01:29:08,444
( inmates booing )
1961
01:29:08,444 --> 01:29:09,878
Meanwhile, in the end zone,
1962
01:29:09,878 --> 01:29:11,580
the guards have something
to celebrate
1963
01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:13,549
as they find themselves
up by two touchdowns.
1964
01:29:13,549 --> 01:29:16,051
This is simply
a different Paul Crewe
1965
01:29:16,051 --> 01:29:17,953
we're seeing
here in the 2nd half.
1966
01:29:17,953 --> 01:29:20,656
There's the old Paul Crewe
we love to write about.
1967
01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:22,491
What the hell are ya
doin' out there?
1968
01:29:22,491 --> 01:29:25,093
I'm done.
1969
01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:27,362
I'm out. That's it.
1970
01:29:29,264 --> 01:29:31,333
Where ya hurtin'?
My knee.
1971
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:33,669
Seems okay to me.
Well, it ain't.
1972
01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:37,740
If Crewe can't go,
1973
01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:40,108
I don't know how deep
these guys are at quarterback.
1974
01:29:40,108 --> 01:29:41,744
( blows whistle )
1975
01:29:41,744 --> 01:29:43,779
The guards'll try
to keep it away from Megget
1976
01:29:43,779 --> 01:29:45,514
so they'll pooch kick.
1977
01:29:45,514 --> 01:29:46,949
Fair catch. Fair catch.
1978
01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:48,484
As Big Tony calls
for the fair catch.
1979
01:29:48,484 --> 01:29:50,853
Oh! Watch out.
1980
01:29:50,853 --> 01:29:54,089
That was as late a hit
as I've ever seen.
1981
01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:55,491
( crowd booing )
1982
01:29:55,491 --> 01:29:59,027
And even some of the home crowd
not liking that one.
1983
01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:02,230
Hang in there, partner.
Can of corn.
1984
01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,932
Can of corn and I'll be fine.
1985
01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:06,068
Can of corn.
1986
01:30:08,336 --> 01:30:10,338
Yeah, I'd have a hard time
lookin' at me too.
1987
01:30:10,338 --> 01:30:12,107
NATE: Brucie.
1988
01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:13,909
Yeah, coach.
1989
01:30:13,909 --> 01:30:15,844
You're the only one
that knows this offense, son.
1990
01:30:15,844 --> 01:30:18,013
Go do it.
BERMAN: Coming into the game,
1991
01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:19,648
replacing the injured
Paul Crewe
1992
01:30:19,648 --> 01:30:21,484
is number 1, Brucie.
1993
01:30:21,484 --> 01:30:24,219
All right. Crewe's playin'
like shit. That's his problem.
1994
01:30:24,219 --> 01:30:25,420
I'm gonna bring us back.
1995
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,389
Right, 32
Flex Dive Motion on one.
1996
01:30:27,389 --> 01:30:28,924
Ready!
ALL: Break!
1997
01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:30,125
Yeah.
1998
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,060
It's Brucie's time to shine,
baby.
1999
01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:34,930
Okay. Down, set. Hut!
2000
01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:36,799
There's the snap
and the ball is fumbled.
2001
01:30:36,799 --> 01:30:39,001
And the guards recover.
Damn it.
2002
01:30:39,001 --> 01:30:41,904
Ah! I knew I shouldn't have had
that popcorn.
2003
01:30:41,904 --> 01:30:43,772
The guards are in command here
2004
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:46,074
as we move late
into the third quarter.
2005
01:30:46,074 --> 01:30:47,543
Ninety-eight. Hut! Hut!
2006
01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:49,978
The give is to Potter.
2007
01:30:49,978 --> 01:30:51,614
Back to Knauer.
2008
01:30:51,614 --> 01:30:53,849
He's got a man open
deep downfield.
2009
01:30:53,849 --> 01:30:55,984
He'll throw the flea-flicker!
2010
01:30:55,984 --> 01:30:58,987
And he's got it.
Touchdown, guards.
2011
01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:02,891
And this game is starting
to look like a blowout.
2012
01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:05,460
Hey, man,
2013
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:08,497
after all Caretaker did,
this is how you show him love?
2014
01:31:08,497 --> 01:31:09,965
Don't worry about it.
2015
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:12,701
You haven't changed
one damn bit.
2016
01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,240
All right. Down, set!
2017
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,042
BERMAN:
Back in at quarterback
is Brucie,
2018
01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:23,245
who will try to find
a handle on the ball this time.
2019
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:25,614
Throw it, Brucie!
2020
01:31:25,614 --> 01:31:27,783
Aw, shit!
2021
01:31:27,783 --> 01:31:30,953
And look out.
2022
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:35,524
Ooh! What a shot he took!
2023
01:31:35,524 --> 01:31:37,192
How much more blood do you want?
2024
01:31:39,628 --> 01:31:41,063
I think the cons
2025
01:31:41,063 --> 01:31:45,701
are just about
out of options at quarterback.
2026
01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:50,806
( poignant theme building )
2027
01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:05,554
Hey, Skitchy,
let me ask you somethin'.
2028
01:32:05,554 --> 01:32:08,056
When you popped
the warden,
2029
01:32:08,056 --> 01:32:09,491
was it worth it?
2030
01:32:09,491 --> 01:32:11,660
Was it worth spendin' the rest
of your life in here?
2031
01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:13,729
Was it worth it?
2032
01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:16,865
It was worth
every goddamn second.
2033
01:32:23,939 --> 01:32:26,274
What the hell
is he doin'?
2034
01:32:28,744 --> 01:32:30,512
Paul Crewe must be
feeling better,
2035
01:32:30,512 --> 01:32:32,347
because here he comes.
2036
01:32:32,347 --> 01:32:35,017
PAUL: All right,
I missed you guys, so I'm back.
2037
01:32:35,017 --> 01:32:36,418
We got a lot
of work to do.
2038
01:32:36,418 --> 01:32:37,620
Let's get it goin'.
2039
01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:39,487
Deuce right, 89.
Fly on two.
2040
01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:42,024
Ready?
2041
01:32:42,024 --> 01:32:44,827
Break.
2042
01:32:44,827 --> 01:32:48,430
BERMAN:
As we start the fourth quarter,
cons down by three touchdowns.
2043
01:32:48,430 --> 01:32:50,298
Wide left!
Tight left!
2044
01:32:51,499 --> 01:32:54,369
Black 90. Hut! Hut!
2045
01:32:54,369 --> 01:32:56,905
Here comes the blitz
and no one's blocking!
2046
01:32:56,905 --> 01:33:00,843
And Crewe will be sacked
for a big loss.
2047
01:33:00,843 --> 01:33:02,444
That looked
like a message to Crewe
2048
01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:05,614
from his offensive line.
2049
01:33:05,614 --> 01:33:07,683
Did you see that, man?
They're quittin' on him.
2050
01:33:07,683 --> 01:33:09,885
Okay, baby.
Jailbreak Blitz. Ready?
2051
01:33:09,885 --> 01:33:11,353
We got that
outta the way.
2052
01:33:11,353 --> 01:33:12,621
I deserved it.
2053
01:33:12,621 --> 01:33:14,256
Now we gotta play
some football.
2054
01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:16,158
Switch it! Switch it!
2055
01:33:16,158 --> 01:33:18,093
Cons need to do something
to get back in this game.
2056
01:33:18,093 --> 01:33:19,928
And that's not it!
2057
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:22,497
And Crewe is leveled!
2058
01:33:22,497 --> 01:33:24,667
I don't think he's gonna get up
from that one.
2059
01:33:24,667 --> 01:33:26,568
Nice hit!
( spits )
2060
01:33:26,568 --> 01:33:29,071
( whistle blows )
But he is.
2061
01:33:29,071 --> 01:33:30,806
And I don't know how,
after that last hit.
2062
01:33:30,806 --> 01:33:32,207
All right, punt team!
2063
01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:34,542
Keep them off the field!
We're goin' for it.
2064
01:33:34,542 --> 01:33:36,544
Dumbshits are goin' for it!
Let's go! Let's go!
2065
01:33:36,544 --> 01:33:38,781
Come on back. If he wants
to get his ass kicked.
2066
01:33:38,781 --> 01:33:39,982
Come on back.
2067
01:33:39,982 --> 01:33:41,784
BERMAN:
This is unbelievable.
2068
01:33:41,784 --> 01:33:44,419
Fine. You guys don't wanna
help me, I'll do it on my own.
2069
01:33:44,419 --> 01:33:46,321
On two.
2070
01:33:46,321 --> 01:33:48,090
Let's go, to the line.
2071
01:33:48,090 --> 01:33:51,827
On fourth and 20,
the cons are gonna go for it.
2072
01:33:51,827 --> 01:33:53,495
This could be the ball game
right here.
2073
01:33:53,495 --> 01:33:55,864
Red 98. Hut! Hut!
2074
01:33:55,864 --> 01:33:58,834
Crewe dodges the blitz.
2075
01:33:58,834 --> 01:34:00,903
But he loses his helmet.
2076
01:34:03,605 --> 01:34:05,307
And he's not going down.
2077
01:34:10,713 --> 01:34:13,048
He's got the first down.
2078
01:34:13,048 --> 01:34:15,050
Time-out!
( blows whistle )
2079
01:34:15,050 --> 01:34:17,052
Man, oh, man.
Not bad.
2080
01:34:24,226 --> 01:34:26,161
Huddle up.
2081
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:27,896
Look.
2082
01:34:27,896 --> 01:34:30,098
I'm sure you already
know this,
2083
01:34:30,098 --> 01:34:33,001
but I never
said it out loud.
2084
01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:35,637
I did throw that game.
2085
01:34:35,637 --> 01:34:36,839
( inmates murmuring )
2086
01:34:36,839 --> 01:34:39,074
I did it.
2087
01:34:39,074 --> 01:34:42,577
I was in a bad way
with some worse people.
2088
01:34:42,577 --> 01:34:44,179
After I did it...
2089
01:34:44,179 --> 01:34:45,447
I felt so shitty
2090
01:34:45,447 --> 01:34:48,516
I wish I would have just
let them kill me instead.
2091
01:34:48,516 --> 01:34:50,418
Now,
2092
01:34:50,418 --> 01:34:53,555
the warden wants to pin
Caretaker's murder on me
2093
01:34:53,555 --> 01:34:55,824
if I don't
throw this game.
2094
01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:58,260
So it looks like I'm gonna
2095
01:34:58,260 --> 01:35:00,128
get to know you guys
a lot better,
2096
01:35:00,128 --> 01:35:03,265
'cause I ain't doin' that
twice in a lifetime.
2097
01:35:03,265 --> 01:35:05,834
We got a little time left.
We can still do this.
2098
01:35:05,834 --> 01:35:07,035
I'm beggin' ya.
2099
01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:10,005
Put your hands in here.
2100
01:35:18,781 --> 01:35:21,383
Okay. Thank you.
2101
01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:23,651
Now, who are we?
ALL: Mean Machine!
2102
01:35:23,651 --> 01:35:26,755
Come on, Mean Machine,
let's go!
2103
01:35:29,124 --> 01:35:30,759
That's great news.
2104
01:35:30,759 --> 01:35:32,494
All right.
2105
01:35:32,494 --> 01:35:33,695
We got ourselves a game.
2106
01:35:33,695 --> 01:35:35,163
Brown 65. Hut!
2107
01:35:35,163 --> 01:35:37,332
First and 10 from the 30.
2108
01:35:37,332 --> 01:35:39,467
Crewe finds Deacon
open in the flat.
2109
01:35:39,467 --> 01:35:41,736
( AC/DC's "If You Want Blood
(You've Got It)" playing )
2110
01:35:41,736 --> 01:35:44,472
Hut!
2111
01:35:44,472 --> 01:35:45,974
The give is to Megget.
2112
01:35:45,974 --> 01:35:47,575
And he fights his way
for a 9-yard gain.
2113
01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:50,545
One yard, baby.
One more yard.
2114
01:35:50,545 --> 01:35:51,746
Hut! Hut!
2115
01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:53,882
Crewe tries a sneak. Or is it?
2116
01:35:53,882 --> 01:35:55,450
He flips it back to Megget.
2117
01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:59,521
Megget's got the first down
and more.
2118
01:35:59,521 --> 01:36:03,358
* There ought to be
A whole lot more *
2119
01:36:03,358 --> 01:36:05,727
* You get nothin' for nothin' *
2120
01:36:05,727 --> 01:36:09,164
BERMAN:
And Megget is down
to the 4-yard line,
2121
01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:11,199
where it'll be first and goal.
2122
01:36:11,199 --> 01:36:12,700
Hut!
2123
01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:14,569
Crewe hands it to Turley.
2124
01:36:14,569 --> 01:36:16,538
And look at the big man go.
2125
01:36:16,538 --> 01:36:17,873
Tackle him!
2126
01:36:17,873 --> 01:36:19,474
( bellowing )
2127
01:36:19,474 --> 01:36:22,310
* You got it *
2128
01:36:23,211 --> 01:36:24,712
BERMAN:
Touchdown!
2129
01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:26,648
( cheering )
2130
01:36:26,648 --> 01:36:28,817
That was some rumblin',
bumblin', stumblin'
2131
01:36:28,817 --> 01:36:30,018
right there.
2132
01:36:30,018 --> 01:36:31,820
And listen to the crowd,
2133
01:36:31,820 --> 01:36:35,657
as this underdog con team
is starting to win them over.
2134
01:36:35,657 --> 01:36:41,696
( Kool Keith's "Break U Off"
playing )
2135
01:36:41,696 --> 01:36:43,565
( blows whistle )
2136
01:36:43,565 --> 01:36:45,133
Third down and 6.
2137
01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:47,469
Guards have the ball
on their own 29-yard line.
2138
01:36:47,469 --> 01:36:49,571
Knauer needs a first down
to put this game away.
2139
01:36:49,571 --> 01:36:53,608
White 50!
White 50!
2140
01:36:53,608 --> 01:36:56,011
And look at Battle take off.
2141
01:36:57,112 --> 01:36:58,613
He knocks the ball loose!
2142
01:36:58,613 --> 01:37:01,716
There's a dogpile
in the backfield.
2143
01:37:01,716 --> 01:37:04,419
The refs are tryin'
to sort it out.
2144
01:37:05,854 --> 01:37:07,289
( flesh sears )
2145
01:37:07,289 --> 01:37:09,557
Ow! My arm!
2146
01:37:09,557 --> 01:37:10,758
The cons recover!
2147
01:37:10,758 --> 01:37:12,327
( cheering )
2148
01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,129
We got the ball!
We got the ball!
2149
01:37:14,129 --> 01:37:15,830
We got it!
We got it!
2150
01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:18,233
With just over two minutes
left to be played,
2151
01:37:18,233 --> 01:37:20,502
this has turned
into a game.
2152
01:37:20,502 --> 01:37:22,570
Crewe will start
in great field position
2153
01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:23,771
at the guards' 25.
2154
01:37:23,771 --> 01:37:25,840
And look at this formation!
2155
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:28,443
The guards, they're confused.
2156
01:37:28,443 --> 01:37:29,677
Shift over! Move!
2157
01:37:29,677 --> 01:37:31,146
They're tryin' to call
time-out.
2158
01:37:31,146 --> 01:37:33,248
But there's the snap.
2159
01:37:36,018 --> 01:37:37,652
Moss is behind a wall of cons.
2160
01:37:37,652 --> 01:37:39,922
I wouldn't wanna be
in front of that thing.
2161
01:37:42,891 --> 01:37:44,459
And they'll score!
2162
01:37:44,459 --> 01:37:47,629
( cheering )
2163
01:37:49,497 --> 01:37:51,233
Hey! Is that legal?
2164
01:37:51,233 --> 01:37:53,168
Yeah, it is.
Is that a touchdown?
2165
01:37:53,168 --> 01:37:55,770
Yes, it is.
What is going on here?
2166
01:37:55,770 --> 01:37:57,172
Shit!
2167
01:37:57,172 --> 01:37:58,873
BERMAN:
And with the extra point,
2168
01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:00,976
the cons are down
by just seven.
2169
01:38:00,976 --> 01:38:03,545
( energetic drum beat playing )
2170
01:38:07,749 --> 01:38:09,051
Brucie!
2171
01:38:09,051 --> 01:38:10,352
Yeah, coach.
2172
01:38:10,352 --> 01:38:12,320
I want you
to go out there
2173
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:13,521
and kick off.
2174
01:38:13,521 --> 01:38:15,490
I can do it.
Kick off!
2175
01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:17,192
Brucie can't kick
worth a shit.
2176
01:38:17,192 --> 01:38:20,895
I know. Recover the ball.
2177
01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:22,330
Jesus Christ, my savior.
2178
01:38:22,330 --> 01:38:23,698
If ya help me out
with this one,
2179
01:38:23,698 --> 01:38:25,533
I promise to stop
cheating on my wife
2180
01:38:25,533 --> 01:38:27,302
with black guys. Amen.
2181
01:38:27,302 --> 01:38:29,972
BERMAN:
Back in the game is Brucie,
and he'll do the honors.
2182
01:38:29,972 --> 01:38:31,839
And it's a horrible kick.
2183
01:38:31,839 --> 01:38:34,276
But the ball is tipped!
2184
01:38:34,276 --> 01:38:35,843
And the cons
have come up with it!
2185
01:38:35,843 --> 01:38:37,980
( cheering )
2186
01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:39,481
We got it! One time-out.
2187
01:38:39,481 --> 01:38:40,682
Got it. Got it.
2188
01:38:40,682 --> 01:38:42,450
That's it, Brucie.
Oh!
2189
01:38:42,450 --> 01:38:44,352
Hey, hey!
My bad. My bad. My bad. Come on.
2190
01:38:45,587 --> 01:38:48,991
Gimme that.
Damn--
2191
01:38:50,325 --> 01:38:52,794
Well, that felt
unnecessary.
2192
01:38:52,794 --> 01:38:54,929
Cons have enough time
for one final drive.
2193
01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:56,598
( blows whistle )
2194
01:38:56,598 --> 01:38:59,167
Crewe drops back to pass.
He's under pressure.
2195
01:38:59,167 --> 01:39:00,368
Watch the pass!
2196
01:39:00,368 --> 01:39:02,170
He's looking for Deacon.
2197
01:39:02,170 --> 01:39:04,772
He gets the ball up,
but he's leveled.
2198
01:39:04,772 --> 01:39:06,641
And Deacon's got it
for a first down,
2199
01:39:06,641 --> 01:39:07,942
but he stayed inbounds.
2200
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:09,877
Tick, tick, tick.
The clock keeps running.
2201
01:39:09,877 --> 01:39:11,413
NATE: Clock's running.
2202
01:39:11,413 --> 01:39:13,515
Clock's still running!
Clock's still running!
2203
01:39:13,515 --> 01:39:14,716
On the ball!
2204
01:39:14,716 --> 01:39:16,718
Goddamn it!
Do something!
2205
01:39:16,718 --> 01:39:18,453
Hut!
2206
01:39:18,453 --> 01:39:21,923
Crewe. He's looking to throw.
Under pressure again.
2207
01:39:21,923 --> 01:39:24,459
Go! Get rid of it! Now! Now!
2208
01:39:24,459 --> 01:39:26,028
He pitches it to Megget.
2209
01:39:26,028 --> 01:39:27,295
He's got some room.
2210
01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:28,696
Here we go.
Here we go.
2211
01:39:28,696 --> 01:39:31,433
Go, Megg! Go, Megget!
2212
01:39:31,433 --> 01:39:32,867
Get him!
2213
01:39:32,867 --> 01:39:34,836
He could go all the way!
2214
01:39:34,836 --> 01:39:36,671
But he won't!
2215
01:39:36,671 --> 01:39:38,006
Goddamn it!
2216
01:39:38,006 --> 01:39:40,508
And Megget is hit hard at the 4
and he's hurt.
2217
01:39:40,508 --> 01:39:42,477
My knee, man!
2218
01:39:44,446 --> 01:39:45,647
You busted your knee
for us,
2219
01:39:45,647 --> 01:39:47,149
we'll bust our ass
for you.
2220
01:39:47,149 --> 01:39:48,983
Hey, coach, I need a back!
2221
01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:51,219
Just win this shit.
2222
01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:54,022
I'm goin' in.
2223
01:39:54,022 --> 01:39:55,723
Coach, you serious?
2224
01:39:55,723 --> 01:39:57,825
Yeah, I'm serious.
2225
01:39:57,825 --> 01:40:00,828
And look who's
coming into the game.
2226
01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:02,697
You can do it!
2227
01:40:02,697 --> 01:40:06,334
Get that old ass of yours
in the end zone!
2228
01:40:06,334 --> 01:40:09,171
We gotta win this thing!
Come on!
2229
01:40:09,171 --> 01:40:11,439
( crowd cheering )
2230
01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:13,241
No, no, no, no.
Hey. Old man.
2231
01:40:13,241 --> 01:40:14,576
Absolutely not.
2232
01:40:14,576 --> 01:40:16,044
You're gonna get
killed out here.
2233
01:40:16,044 --> 01:40:17,379
They've been tryin' that
for years.
2234
01:40:17,379 --> 01:40:18,980
Don't worry,
I got the perfect play.
2235
01:40:18,980 --> 01:40:21,249
I ain't handin' you the ball.
You don't have to.
2236
01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:24,186
BERMAN:
Nate Scarborough, the former
Heisman Trophy winner
2237
01:40:24,186 --> 01:40:25,653
from 1955,
is gonna play tailback,
2238
01:40:25,653 --> 01:40:27,489
but he's gotta be in there
2239
01:40:27,489 --> 01:40:29,157
more for moral support
than anything.
2240
01:40:29,157 --> 01:40:30,358
BABY FACE BOB:
Mean Machine.
2241
01:40:30,358 --> 01:40:33,595
Mean Machine.
Mean Machine.
2242
01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:35,063
Mean Machine.
2243
01:40:35,063 --> 01:40:38,333
SPECTATORS ( chanting ):
Mean Machine
Mean Machine
2244
01:40:38,333 --> 01:40:41,403
Mean Machine
Mean Machine.
2245
01:40:41,403 --> 01:40:43,605
Mean Machine
Mean Machine
2246
01:40:43,605 --> 01:40:46,308
BERMAN:
Six seconds left on the clock.
Cons down by seven.
2247
01:40:46,308 --> 01:40:48,676
They must score on this play.
2248
01:40:50,978 --> 01:40:52,480
Don't let them through!
2249
01:40:54,216 --> 01:40:56,118
PAUL: Down, set!
2250
01:40:56,118 --> 01:40:57,952
Black 99!
2251
01:40:57,952 --> 01:40:59,154
Come on, D!
2252
01:40:59,154 --> 01:41:01,022
PAUL:
Black 99! Hut!
2253
01:41:01,022 --> 01:41:02,557
Hut!
2254
01:41:02,557 --> 01:41:04,392
BERMAN:
The give is to the big man,
Turley.
2255
01:41:04,392 --> 01:41:07,028
He's stopped by Lambert
at the line
2256
01:41:07,028 --> 01:41:08,630
for no gain.
2257
01:41:08,630 --> 01:41:11,966
No! Wait!
2258
01:41:11,966 --> 01:41:14,836
The ball's picked up
by Scarborough.
2259
01:41:17,405 --> 01:41:19,541
Come on!
2260
01:41:23,711 --> 01:41:26,748
Touchdown!
2261
01:41:34,522 --> 01:41:37,525
What an amazing comeback,
folks!
2262
01:41:37,525 --> 01:41:39,361
Taking a play
from the old Nebraska playbook.
2263
01:41:39,361 --> 01:41:40,762
The Fumblerooskie.
2264
01:41:40,762 --> 01:41:42,397
PAUL: Easy. Easy.
2265
01:41:42,397 --> 01:41:44,266
You still alive, old man?
2266
01:41:45,533 --> 01:41:46,801
Never felt better in my life.
2267
01:41:46,801 --> 01:41:49,571
You're a sick bastard.
Come here.
2268
01:41:49,571 --> 01:41:51,673
All right.
2269
01:41:51,673 --> 01:41:53,908
And now the cons
are a mere extra point
2270
01:41:53,908 --> 01:41:56,077
away from overtime.
2271
01:41:56,077 --> 01:41:59,447
Mean Machine!
2272
01:42:01,183 --> 01:42:02,450
Team vote.
2273
01:42:02,450 --> 01:42:04,652
We go for the win.
We go for the tie.
2274
01:42:04,652 --> 01:42:07,422
Hell, guys, we're convicts.
We always go for it all.
2275
01:42:07,422 --> 01:42:08,856
( inmates laughing )
2276
01:42:08,856 --> 01:42:10,292
Unfortunately,
2277
01:42:10,292 --> 01:42:12,960
that's why
we're all in the joint.
2278
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:14,429
What would Caretaker do?
2279
01:42:15,530 --> 01:42:17,332
Gimme that blackboard.
2280
01:42:17,332 --> 01:42:18,866
Yeah, come on!
2281
01:42:18,866 --> 01:42:20,802
Come on.
2282
01:42:22,304 --> 01:42:24,239
Are you serious?
2283
01:42:24,239 --> 01:42:26,073
I don't know.
That play is wack.
2284
01:42:26,073 --> 01:42:27,842
It's gonna work.
2285
01:42:27,842 --> 01:42:29,244
It's gonna work.
2286
01:42:29,244 --> 01:42:30,878
Let's go. On the ball.
2287
01:42:30,878 --> 01:42:32,113
Come on! Let's go!
2288
01:42:32,113 --> 01:42:34,316
Let's go, y'all!
Let's go!
2289
01:42:34,316 --> 01:42:36,751
I think it's gonna work.
2290
01:42:36,751 --> 01:42:39,187
Get them out there.
2291
01:42:40,722 --> 01:42:42,290
BERMAN:
And wait a minute.
2292
01:42:42,290 --> 01:42:44,526
Crewe is coming
back into the game.
2293
01:42:44,526 --> 01:42:46,461
The cons are gonna go
for the win.
2294
01:42:46,461 --> 01:42:48,696
They're goin' for it.
2295
01:42:48,696 --> 01:42:51,999
Crewe, trying to
settle his team into formation.
2296
01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:54,236
But there seems to be
a lot of confusion.
2297
01:42:54,236 --> 01:42:56,204
Come on! Run the play!
2298
01:42:56,204 --> 01:42:58,640
Turley! Turley.
Over here.
2299
01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:01,443
Move your giant ass right here!
Right here.
2300
01:43:01,443 --> 01:43:04,612
Come on, baby. Come on.
2301
01:43:04,612 --> 01:43:06,748
BERMAN:
The play clock
is still running.
2302
01:43:06,748 --> 01:43:08,182
Crewe better call a time-out.
2303
01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,985
Come on, Crewe!
2304
01:43:10,985 --> 01:43:13,154
They don't know
what we're doin'!
2305
01:43:13,154 --> 01:43:14,822
Run the play we set up.
2306
01:43:14,822 --> 01:43:17,892
I think you're still dizzy
from that hit!
2307
01:43:17,892 --> 01:43:20,328
The snap is to Deacon.
2308
01:43:20,328 --> 01:43:22,497
It's a trick.
2309
01:43:22,497 --> 01:43:24,932
He throws it to Crewe.
2310
01:43:24,932 --> 01:43:26,801
( triumphant orchestral theme
playing )
2311
01:43:46,087 --> 01:43:47,589
( crowd roars )
2312
01:43:47,589 --> 01:43:49,924
They did it! Unbelievable!
2313
01:43:49,924 --> 01:43:51,626
The cons win.
2314
01:44:04,972 --> 01:44:06,374
We win!
2315
01:44:06,374 --> 01:44:08,976
Group hug in the shower tonight!
2316
01:44:08,976 --> 01:44:11,245
( cheering silences )
2317
01:44:11,245 --> 01:44:13,915
Or not. Or not.
2318
01:44:16,284 --> 01:44:17,519
BERMAN:
Well, there you have it.
2319
01:44:17,519 --> 01:44:19,120
A bunch of ruthless criminals
2320
01:44:19,120 --> 01:44:22,357
have beaten the men
that uphold our justice system.
2321
01:44:22,357 --> 01:44:24,492
Criminals are
people too, Chris.
2322
01:44:24,492 --> 01:44:26,127
Now, gimme your wallet.
2323
01:44:26,127 --> 01:44:27,795
What?
2324
01:44:27,795 --> 01:44:31,032
Just kidding.
2325
01:44:33,368 --> 01:44:35,337
You got a lot of balls, Crewe.
2326
01:44:35,337 --> 01:44:37,138
You played
a hell of a game.
2327
01:44:37,138 --> 01:44:38,706
And don't worry,
2328
01:44:38,706 --> 01:44:41,343
I know you had nothin' to do
with Caretaker's murder.
2329
01:44:41,343 --> 01:44:43,044
And I'll back that up.
2330
01:44:44,512 --> 01:44:47,482
Thank you, baby.
2331
01:44:47,482 --> 01:44:50,418
INMATES ( chanting ):
Mean Machine!
Mean Machine!
2332
01:44:50,418 --> 01:44:53,254
( chanting continues )
2333
01:44:53,254 --> 01:44:55,056
You humiliated me.
2334
01:44:55,056 --> 01:44:59,761
I can't believe you couldn't
even win a fixed game.
2335
01:44:59,761 --> 01:45:03,297
HAZEN:
Now, where the hell
does he think he's goin'?
2336
01:45:06,267 --> 01:45:07,702
He's escapin'.
2337
01:45:07,702 --> 01:45:09,337
He's escapin'.
2338
01:45:09,337 --> 01:45:11,573
Officer,
shoot that man!
2339
01:45:11,573 --> 01:45:14,409
But, sir, there's people.
2340
01:45:14,409 --> 01:45:16,444
Shoot him.
2341
01:45:16,444 --> 01:45:18,413
Crewe!
2342
01:45:18,413 --> 01:45:19,714
Captain,
2343
01:45:19,714 --> 01:45:21,816
I order you
to shoot that prisoner.
2344
01:45:24,519 --> 01:45:27,154
Shoot him! Fire!
2345
01:45:27,154 --> 01:45:28,556
Crewe!
2346
01:45:28,556 --> 01:45:31,693
Damn it, I'm giving you
an order, captain!
2347
01:45:31,693 --> 01:45:34,929
Crewe!
Pull the trigger!
2348
01:45:51,145 --> 01:45:53,014
( panting )
2349
01:45:53,014 --> 01:45:57,519
It's the game ball.
2350
01:46:02,424 --> 01:46:05,493
Hey.
2351
01:46:08,129 --> 01:46:11,566
Why don't you stick this
in your trophy case.
2352
01:46:13,334 --> 01:46:15,002
You have a nice time,
old man?
2353
01:46:15,002 --> 01:46:16,438
Yeah.
Yeah?
2354
01:46:16,438 --> 01:46:18,473
Okay.
So, what do we do now?
2355
01:46:18,473 --> 01:46:19,807
Well,
the first thing is,
2356
01:46:19,807 --> 01:46:21,843
we tell the team
where they're hiding Unger.
2357
01:46:21,843 --> 01:46:24,479
Oh, I can't wait to see
what Switowski does to him.
2358
01:46:24,479 --> 01:46:26,080
( laughs )
2359
01:46:31,018 --> 01:46:33,387
Great game, sir.
2360
01:46:33,387 --> 01:46:36,190
( both laughing )
2361
01:46:36,190 --> 01:46:38,125
That's a week in the hotbox!
2362
01:46:38,125 --> 01:46:40,127
BATTLE:
Who gives a shit!
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